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Britney gets tattoo advertising 'Beauty' fragrance on her **** 7
charlies_hat 3 years
Formula 1 opens up Pit Stops to competition. 2
seymour totti 3 years

In a radical move, Formula One has announced that from the start of the 2012 season, cars will be able choose which team performs their pit stops for them. F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone said, "Teams...

Bottled waters now claim to "promote water retention" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years, Better jokes than this can be made about this 'study', Shirley?...

90% of fatties now overweight or obese 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
People of Egypt to resign 4
Long Distance Clara 3 years

After several days of unrest, the population of Egypt today announced its intention to resign at the earliest opportunity. ‘It has become increasingly clear that we do not command the respect of...

Case against Tower of Pisa construction company falls over 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Rise in suicide attempts in hospitals may be linked to the 'Lansley Loop' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

-'he makes us sicker', claim patients...

'Tomorrow's neutrino experiment undermines laws of physics' 3
Scroat 3 years

Boffin confirmed yesterday...

The Ginger Strikes Back 1
mick_mack 3 years

The bizarre attempt by Prime Minister, David Cameron, to imitate the broad accent of Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, may have wider diplomatic repercussions than was originally thought. Mr...

Chancellor gets feudal with return of the Groat 1
vertical 3 years

Back from bank crusades, the Chancellor has acknowledged rising poverty by reintroducing groats in conjunction with a reduced tax rate for peasantry. Tax relief for self employed vassals and VAT...

China accused of "Pandaring to the West". More soon. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
Man who failed to keep up payments on funeral plan 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

accused by wife of ‘losing the plot’. More soon...

Missing: reward offered for lost British work ethic 5
vertical 3 years
Bell Ringers Vote to Strike 5
Immunis 3 years
Recession news: sagging breast augmentation industry 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

appeals for government support. More soon...

Judge rules it’s okay to swear at the ‘fucking pigs’ 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years

A Crown Court judge yesterday ruled that expletives directed at a police officer could not be considered offensive ‘because the rozzers are all fucking scum’. ‘I do not believe that it is a...

Man unable to sue airline over ruined luggage - doesn't have strong enough case 4
Smart Alex 3 years
Upset as Real Madrid beat Barcelona into third place in Spanish election 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Russell Grant refuses to say if his elimination from ‘Strictly’ was a surprise 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Red Cross organises emergency air lift of tents to Tahrir Square protestors 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Crazed ambassador cuts off diplomatic ties 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Amnesty says Egypt is corrupt and repressive but still great value for holidays 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pigs foil lone wolf plot 2
iRonA 3 years
Terry's All White selection is fastest selling Christmas chocolate box 0
kga6 3 years
Victoria Beckham's interior designer redesigns her interior 2
Gong of Fur 3 years

In a move that has sent shock waves through celebrity circles, style guru Victoria Beckham has taken interior design to a whole new level by having her own interior redesigned. Now living in Beverly...

Jonathon Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro 1
Flexicon 3 years

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling ‘career suicide’. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathon Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision...

Government to underwrite mortgages (on MPs second homes) 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Taliban leaders condemn "Daily Mail Law" : barbaric and inhuman 3
steve_l 3 years

A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the "barbaric and inhuman" regime of "Daily Mail Law" and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of...

Headline writers vote to strike. 2
reforse 3 years

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Mail on Sunday denies phone hacking, insists all stories are entirely fabricated 3
reforse 3 years

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