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Comedy Industry awards to be guest compered by sales manager from IT Solutions

It's been a tough year for the comedy industry, with originality in a long term decline and nepotism tightening its death grip on the influx of new talent and ideas. So this year, the organisers of...

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ronseal 20.10.12 8:20pm
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Cameron denies calling the Cabinet "F***ing morons!"

..more soon...

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Squudge 20.10.12 8:19pm
Squudge
Nancy Evans 96, says the internet has really ‘widened’ her world.

Nancy Evans revealed yesterday how much her newly acquired skill of using the internet has changed her life. ‘At first I wasn’t sure that I would have time to do it could do it’ she admits- as...

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writinginbsl 20.10.12 8:17pm
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George Osbourne: "My Standard-Class train terror"

With the news recently revealed that George Osbourne paid for a standard-class ticket before sitting in first-class, the Chancellor has bravely spoken out about the terrifying circumstances that...

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WatcherMark 20.10.12 8:16pm
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Davros launches Dalek-targeted auction web site...

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pinxit 20.10.12 8:14pm
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Resurgence of Surrealism due to predictive text, says OED 1
pinxit 20.10.12 8:05pm
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FOUND!: Travel Pass. Left on train...

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pinxit 20.10.12 8:01pm
The All New Jeni B
It doesn't take long for Andrew Mitchell to cash in on his 'fame'...

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pinxit 20.10.12 7:27pm
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Colourful veteran ex-children's TV presenter charged with 'gross indecency' 

Following accusations that he regularly exposed himself on live television, veteran children's Saturday night '90's favourite Mr Blobby appeared at Bow Street magistrates court today....

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pinxit 20.10.12 7:21pm
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Health Lottery 'winner' disappointed to discover prize is trip to gum clinic 0
quango 20.10.12 4:39pm
quango
Victorious Ed Balls climbs aboard Frankel bandwaggon

Chancellor-in-waiting, Ed Balls, slapped down £2 cash this afternoon to pay for a canny £1 each way bet on super-horse Frankel. And the great star duly obliged with his unmatched fourteenth win in...

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“Strictly 2013” explore pairing Clare Balding with Frankel? 1
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Dick Everyman
After night spent drinking in German pub, man wakes up with awful Hannover 1
pinxit 20.10.12 3:15pm
jimmydodger
Banker found dead with épée in rectum. Police say he was 'ring-fenced'. 0
pinxit 20.10.12 2:56pm
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'Thinking out of the box' to be discouraged, says Funeral Directors Union 0
pinxit 20.10.12 2:53pm
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Miliband claims moral high ground on inter-city rail travel

Ed Miliband scaled Primrose Hill early today to claim Labour was the party of morally decent inter-city rail travel. Flanked by close family friends, PC Bob Blunt and WPC Ron Noblet, Mr Miliband...

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20.10.12 1:03pm
Isle of Wight sofa company integrates ZX81 RAM-packs

Shanklin based furniture company Davies & Sons has launched a revolutionary new sofa which includes an integrated docking station for Sinclair ZX81 RAM-packs which now allow lounging sofa users...

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antharrison 20.10.12 11:11am
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Motorway police

taser drunken Irish coffin carrying gravedigger John O Farrell this morning,after he brought the M25 to a standstill.O Farrell a well known alcoholic part time gravedigger and failed comedian,was...

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Flumpoflipperhomostripper 20.10.12 10:47am
Flumpoflipperhomostripper
Wardrobe malfunction expert celebrates return of Girls Aloud 0
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Ugly scenes at Klingon-themed wedding 0
LittleSpender 20.10.12 10:30am
LittleSpender
Cockney penthouse dweller sued by Apple for referring to it as it his 'igh pad.

groan worthy, innit?...

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weematt 20.10.12 10:25am
weematt
Boris defends closure of 17 London Fire Stations

'People can no longer afford fire'...

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tedweasel 20.10.12 9:53am
tedweasel
Blaze destroys Lexington Airport

Witnesses describe Kentucky fried check-in...

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Scroat 20.10.12 9:50am
Scroat
Girls Aloud Reunion contravenes Geneva Convention says Red Cross. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.10.12 9:49am
dominic_mcg
Check-in tickers miss Allah due to dodgy curry

Staff who failed to register a leading Muslim cleric as he boarded a flight to Iraq have been suspended say Etihad Airways., But union officials hit back ,saying staff had been forced to leave their...

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Uncle Bertie 20.10.12 9:34am
sigmund
Aussie company launches bungee jumps from Space

RipYaRing, an Australian extreme sports company is to offer bungee jumps from space following in the wake of free-fall parachutist Felix Baumgartner. Based in Cairns, the adventure capital of...

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Dick Everyman 20.10.12 9:11am
Dick Everyman
'Red Devil catheter in club shop in time for Christmas' promises Gill

A spokesman for the Football Supporters Federation has warned that urine based bodily fluids amongst its 140,000 members are at an all-time low and that football clubs can not simply keep taking and...

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Uncle Bertie 20.10.12 9:03am
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"For the entree Monsieur, I suggest the Checkin" 0
dvo4fun 20.10.12 8:30am
dvo4fun
Osborne pays fare after ticket inspector's "I know where you live mate" jibe 0
dvo4fun 20.10.12 8:13am
dvo4fun
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Tripod 20.10.12 7:13am
Dick Everyman