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|Richard Branson's VI and V2 missiles are heading for London||1||
A re-work of yesterday's War & Peace length sub. Any comments appreciated. Ta Transport Minister Norman Baker has announced that Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic is the preferred bidder for...
|Sunday "worship" change for Games||0||
|Cabinet Ministers bang the table as secretaries and 'friends' not available||0||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|HOT CROSS BUNS PRICE FIXING SCANDAL||0||
||Roger Povey||3 years|
Christians are being tricked and left confused about the recommended retail price of their favourite symbolic Easter treat. Hot Cross Buns are commonly advertised as being one a penny, two a penny....
|Illegal blogging worth billions claim World Bank||0||
Its report, Justice for Social Networks, says that most illegal blogging operations are run by organised crime, and much of the profit goes to corrupt officials. Countries affected include...
|Samantha Mumba tweets, thanks for the well wishes but I'm fine and healthy,||0||
Thanks for remembering it has been 12 years since my number 2 single More soon...
|Costa Cruises to sponsor ITV’s Titanic||0||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
|Bercow pens Diamond Jubilee anthem||3||
Picture yourself in a palace by a river, With tangerine hats and marmalade toast, Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, I'm the queen with kaleidoscope eyes Commonwealth flags of yellow...
|Australian tennis star found alive and well on new episode of Cash in the attic||3||
|Fire Brigade called to internet flame war||1||
In internet flame war was ended by Warwickshire Fire brigade last night when they where called to 35 Mercia Drive, a set of student flats in Coventry and hosed off the participants. The flame war...
|Queen 'rededicates' herself to living off the State||5||
More holidays later...
|All hands on deck for Bolton as Muamba named in squad for Blackburn||0||
|Metal thieves target George Osborne's brass neck||1||
||A Wagonload Of Monkeys||3 years|
|Channel 5 launches new Sharia Law courtroom show featuring Judge Jew-Die||4||
|Cricketers with parasites in their underwear claim it's "just a tic in the box".||0||
||seymour totti||3 years|
|Budget update: WD40 to replace HS2||2||
Chancellor George Osborne announced in his budget statement that for financial reasons the controversial high speed rail link to northerly bits of England is to be cancelled. It is to be replaced by...
|Man admits that living on a trampoline has its ups and downs.||0||
|HTML5 App Builder | Make HTML5 Apps||0||
Build HTML5 Apps which are cross-platform for any mobile or desktop web browser...
|New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent||8||
The Church of England has confirmed that the new Archbishop of Canterbury will be selected via public phone vote on a TV talent show hosted by Ant and Dec. ‘Bishops Got Talent will bring the...
|'Cipriani signs for Sale' signs for sale.||4||
More sign based humour this way»»»»»»»...
|Physician reprimanded for ‘insufficiently illegible’ prescriptions||0||
Derivative from: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/20/optician-reprimanded-for-performing-%E2%80%98insufficiently-weird%E2%80%99-eye-examination/...
|The Mitchell's welcome Vic into the faaamily||0||
|Harry Potter actor convicted of Attempted Muggling||2||
|Didier Drogba suddenly clutches chest and collapses - ref tells him to get up||1||
||Midfield Diamond||3 years|
|Saudia Arabia to maintain a hands off approach to theft.||3||
|Ship's officer denies "elusive" accusations||7||
"I don't know what all the fuss is about," Boatswain Higgs said today...
|Dale Farm travellers take over Wimbledon. Offered out of court settlement.||3||
|CERN's Large Hadron Collider admits defeat in search for Tulisa sex tape||0||
|Microsoft injunction stops Queen unveiling Jubilee Windows at Parliament||0||
|Muamba doctors grateful for prayers.||14||
||Haywood Manley||3 years|
"Medical expertise alone would not have saved him," says cardiologist...
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