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Photos prove Twitter trolls REALLY LOOK LIKE TROLLS.

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MADJEZ 25.01.14 7:02am
Titus
Reverse vigilantism sweeps London, violent crime plummets

Two weeks ago, Lester Noddinoff became an unlikely hero by live-Tweeting his own mugging and doubling his Klout score overnight. "My social media ranking was so low, I was an embarrassment to my...

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tdotrob 25.01.14 5:34am
tdotrob
Police won't reveal where in Surrey Man Utd 999 call came from. 0
MADJEZ 24.01.14 11:57pm
MADJEZ
British criminals slammed after crime figures fall

British criminals are facing criticism after their productivity figures have fallen yet again...

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apepper 24.01.14 11:54pm
Titus
Assad wants to create a 'Splash'

Following in the footsteps of Conservative politician Penny Mordant, Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad has confirmed his decision to appear on the Saturday night celebrity diving show, 'Splash'. When...

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Electrelane 24.01.14 11:07pm
Electrelane
BBC boss sacked for failure. No, really. 0
Bigglesworth 24.01.14 8:43pm
Bigglesworth
Helpline launched by Manchester United

In response to pressure from the Home Secretary, Theresa May, Manchester United have today introduced a new helpline for destraught and disillusioned supporters, reeling from the downturn in their...

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John Roughty 24.01.14 6:44pm
Jesus H
Made up statistics rise at above the rate of inflation, claims treasury 0
Electrelane 24.01.14 6:16pm
Electrelane
Entire nation given day off to celebrate England cricket team win 1
custard cream 24.01.14 3:34pm
Scroat
Argentina’s currency in crisis – Falklands braced for ‘scapegoating s*@t-storm'

As the peso sees its sharpest fall since 2002, economists and meteorologists are anticipating a ‘force 12 tempest’ to emanate from the mouth of President Cristina Kirchner. While Argentinean’s...

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Wrenfoe 24.01.14 2:21pm
Wrenfoe
‘Our pay is increasing in real terms’ claim coalition MPs 0
Midfield Diamond 24.01.14 2:05pm
Midfield Diamond
LinkedIn launch dedicated network for the jobless - 'AlwaysIn'

Chancellor George Osborne has strongly criticised business network giant LinkedIn, after the multi-million pound company announced the launch of 'AlwaysIn', a dedicated jobless-to-jobless network for...

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Jesus H 24.01.14 12:58pm
custard cream
Clarification: Virgin Experience is an events company not a dating site 0
custard cream 24.01.14 12:57pm
custard cream
Paul and Ringo to Fight to the Death at Grammy Awards

It has been confirmed that this week’s Grammy Awards ceremony will include a very special performance, as Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will fight one another to the death in order to finally...

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@spinal_bap 24.01.14 11:45am
@spinal_bap
‘Chinese takeaways cause global famine’ says Brighton councillor

A Brighton councillor has blamed Chinese takeaways and other food outlets for incurring the wrath of God, who in turn has inflicted famine and disease in third world countries. Cllr. David Goldstein...

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Scroat 24.01.14 9:55am
Scroat
RSPCA alerted as cricketer strikes ball with dead bat… 0
Tripod 24.01.14 9:53am
Tripod
Benefit Claimants to be Auditioned

Under new proposals from the department of Work and Pensions, future benefit claimants will be auditioned after criticism that some of the participants in Channel 4's "Benefits Street" Just weren't...

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blokefromstoke 24.01.14 9:36am
blokefromstoke
Farage in shock "no idea what I stand for" revelation

In a shock annoucement, Nigel Farage of the UKIP announced that he has no idea of what he stands for, and certainly no concept of what his party stands for. In an interview with BBC2 Daily Politics,...

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ionb 24.01.14 9:33am
Titus
Entire UKIP manifesto written in green biro

I had that Farage bloke in here you know.more at 1...

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blokefromstoke 24.01.14 9:19am
blokefromstoke
Standard of Living rises : Feeble cheers from a million unheated wheely bins

Gruel and Shonky Stats at 1...

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blokefromstoke 24.01.14 9:15am
blokefromstoke
Collymore: ‘my face should be on £50 notes’

Egomaniac TalkSport radio pundit loudmouth Stan Collymore was today bombarded with thousands of death threats by Twitter trolls after saying his face should be on £50 notes instead of the Queen....

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farmer giles 24.01.14 8:58am
farmer giles
Government to do more for hardworking abuse victims

Hardworking abuse victims are to receive more support from the Government under plans outlined by George Osborne today. Speaking at the AGM of the Institute of Directors in London he said, “Our...

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Dick Everyman 24.01.14 8:11am
Dick Everyman
Doctors say that cases of HNNNNNNNNNN are not flu.

It's constipation...

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deskpilot3 23.01.14 9:42pm
Electrelane
Man dies distraught after missing out "buy a bucket" from bucket list

More to follow...

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apepper 23.01.14 8:54pm
apepper
Inconsonance Awareness mug urges "_ee_ _a__ a__ _a___ o_ " 4
cinquecento 23.01.14 8:40pm
deskpilot3
Plans Announced To Privatise National Audit Office 1
Titus 23.01.14 8:37pm
deskpilot3
Fall in crime, despite Lib Dems efforts

An unlikely 10% drop in crime has been blamed on an inability to prosecute Liberal Democrats. Whilst Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce boosted the total by being prosecuted for driving offences and...

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Electrelane 23.01.14 8:35pm
Ian
Labour plans to lower voting age to 'so young they can't remember Brown.' 1
FOAD 23.01.14 7:52pm
Titus
78% of crime statistics are bullshit, claims ONS 0
Electrelane 23.01.14 7:43pm
Electrelane
78% of crime statistics are bullshit, claims ONS

More to follow…...

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Electrelane 23.01.14 7:38pm
Electrelane