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| Trots, Liberals, Fags, Hippies evicted from Parliament Square | 0 |  |
la maga | 2 years |
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"Look here," said Boris with a flick of his hair. "When tourists come to Parliament Square they don't want to see a bunch of mangy protesters taking part in an active democratic process. They want to... |
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| Prince Charles, after many years of unemployment, signs on. | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'I believe one is entitled to JobSeekers' allowance.' 'We will do our best, said a spokesman for a London JobCentre, but there hasn't been much, lately, for 62 year old, potential kings.'... |
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| New standards body, OFBIT, to regulate jokes in line with right on orthodoxy | 0 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
| Chinese New Year Honours list finally revealed: | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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Dame Helen Mirren to be given '1', Ben and Jerry each to receive a '99' and Elton John delighted at receiving a '69'... |
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| Fans hope FA will ban England for two years to save further humiliation. | 0 | |
martin2381 | 2 years |
| Sepp Blatter : "I'm Amish" | 3 | |
Pabst Blue Ribbon | 2 years |
| www.cockoff.com - The gay comparison site. | 0 | |
wallster | 2 years |
| Night club chaos: Tabloids confuse Yvonne the Raver with Wimbledon semi-finalist | 0 | |
martin2381 | 2 years |
| New Japanese PM kan or informally Kan kun appeases Obama by | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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reversing the centuries old tradition of calling people by their family name first and given name second .Marvin Gayes family says it is too late for Marvin as he always wanted to visit japan and had... |
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| BBC Sports Personality of the Year “still a possibility”: says Rooney | 0 | |
AdrianJ | 2 years |
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While Wayne Rooney admits that England's woeful performance and embarrassingly early exit from the World Cup may well have dealt his BBC Sports Personality of the Year hopes a severe blow, he has... |
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| "I saved seven pounds six ounces by shopping at ASDA" | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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Said non-working class, unmarried, non-mother., "I still do loads of unprotected shagging though. Got a fag?"... |
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| Blair to receive US peace medal for work in Iraq | 3 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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The BBC report that previous winners of the prestigious medal include Nelson Mandela and former US presidents Bill Clinton... |
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| Motoring organizations call for curb on open towed sandals | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
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With thanks/apologies to whoever it was who did the 'open toad' sandals gag recently... |
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| UK Economy Crashes – Had it been drinking? | 0 | |
davell | 2 years |
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Reports have been received of a crash involving the UK economy and another vehicle on the elevated section of the M4 near Port Talbot, South Wales. Eye witnesses of the crash, which occurred in the... |
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| Leicester's mayor asked not to attend opening of city's new custard pie factory | 0 | |
Rorschach | 2 years |
| Public invited to 'vote for laws they want scrapped' reveals unelected deputy PM | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| Channel Four anounces new show, "Investigators, Camera, Fraud" | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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A new program, under the editorial control of Benefit Fraud Investigation Team will follow the "Chase" of fraudsters leading to their successful prosecution. A spokesman said, "The innocent need not... |
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| Accused wife blames errant maple leaves for hand-shaped sunburn marks on breasts | 5 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Leaked memo suggests Prince Charles is pleading with bankers not to take bonuses | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'It is my duty'... |
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| Supermarket launches new unhealthier own brand - "Natural Selection" | 5 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Brian Rix to be made new Lord Mayor of Leicester. | 2 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| Sting to launch his own range of Tantric Socks. | 2 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
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They last longer than normal socks... |
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| Hodgson joins the reds, and is promptly arrested by the Americans for spying. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| BBC Announce Replacement for the Apprentice. The Benefit-Fraud. | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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The BBC have announced that they will be changing the format of The Apprentice to appeal to a wider audience. Market research has shown that the viewing public are getting tired of seeing the same... |
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| 'Vaginal infection due to poorly washed fig leaf' insists Eve | 0 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
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More soon (Based very loosely on Qorbeq's recent one-liner)... |
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| Halal and Kosher butcher's job swap initiative 'not the success we expected' | 1 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| Chicken hospitalised after 'thoughtless' grain spill on other side of road | 3 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| The WI to run Holloway prison under new Government Plans | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Jam and Jerusalem ethos to be applied to correctional facilities under the management of the WI. More soon... |
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| Tachyon crosses road because it was already there | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Deputy PM denies encouraging Heather Mills to steal prosthetic limb | 3 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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"I was just introducing myself" explained Nick Clegg... |
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