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Biggest shake-up in a generation as 'being an MP keeps getting easier' 1
Perks 3 years

Education Secretary, Michael Gove has today come out with proposals that could see the biggest shake-up in Westminster since MP’s could no longer claim for the cleaning of their garden gnomes. The...

Media Executives admit comedians financial affairs are just Carr Cash Telly 0
Ian Searle 3 years
"I've made a huge mistake" says MP who admits paying tax. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Craig David appointed as GB Archery Team's bow selector 1
grumblechops 3 years
Jimmy Carr blames Tax woes on clues from 3-2-1 0
seymour totti 3 years

Comedian Jimmy Carr has answered his critics following revelations about his tax affairs and claimed his accountant got him to sign up after explaining the tax scheme in a style eerily similar to the...

Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women 5
daneade 3 years

Johnny Depp has decided to take full advantage of having most of the world’s women prepared to shag him by ditching long-term missus Vanessa Paradis. In a statement Depp said ‘I’ve been...

Personal injury claims responsible for ‘soaring cost of S&M’ say concerned MPs 14
Skylarking 3 years

The price of S&M services has ‘gone through the roof’ in recent years according to a cross-party Parliamentary committee. The 128-strong ‘Personal Services Insurance Committee’ has blamed...

Mountain climber admits to using K2 tax scheme 0
jp1885 3 years
Cheaper 2ltr Pepsi blamed for misfueling epidemic 5
Boutros 3 years

The Micra lies abandoned on the hard shoulder, hazard lights flashing, a smell like burnt caramel hanging in the air. It’s yet another snack misfueling incident for AA patrol man Nick Haynes to try...

Assange seeks asylum in London Zoo 0
Yikes 3 years

Fearing an imminent rebuff from Equador, Julian Assange has stayed one step ahead of the authorities by seeking asylum in the primate enclosure at London Zoo. London Zoo director Jason Hunt said the...

Jimmy Carr completes self-assessment: 'berk' 0
Skylarking 3 years

Mea culpa soon...

'Fifty Shades of Gary’ not a cash-in, insists Glitter 0
jp1885 3 years
Multivitamin actually stops you from dying says scientific study 0
Chris Hitchcock 3 years

In a controlled test over a period of 72 hours, scientists at the Holland and Barrett University have found no evidence of death in subjects taking a daily dose of multivitamin., ‘It’s early...

Cameron on Carr Rearrange Following - The Talk Kettle Black Calling Pot The About 0
Duff 3 years

David Cameron today stands accused of adopting a hypocritical position over the Jimmy Carr tax avoidance furore, as it has come to light that The Prime Minister has been pretty close to just such...

Jimmy Carr apologises for getting caught 0
simonjmr 3 years
Gove bans computers from schools! 0
jollyroger 3 years

The education minister has long been a advocate of the Luddite's approach to technology and has now banned the use of computers in schools. "They didn't have them when I was at school and they seem...

Racist misogynists in shock as Chinese woman parallel parks space capsule 4
Yikes 3 years

Already reeling from the news that China’s first female astronaut has perfectly shaped eyes and wears a spacesuit rather than an apron, the racist misogynist community were dumbfounded when Liu...

PM urges fans to "steal Jimmy Carr tickets" 0
nickb 3 years

Talking to reporters in Mexico the Prime Minister said "imagine you are saving up for a complicated tax avoidance scheme and you suddenly see Jimmy Carr is playing near you. The sensible thing would...

Terry wears "Fuck off wogs" pants and gets £20 fine and a cuff round the ear. 1
grottymonty 3 years

UEFA take a strong stance on racism again...

Audience laughs at just 1% of Jimmy Carr's jokes. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Jimmy Carr to star in Bergerac remake 1
custard cream 3 years

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

Jimmy Carr to relocate to Greece 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Carr in coma after fall as medics give legal minimum care 1
kga6 3 years

Comedian Jimmy Carr has fallen face first into his own trail of bad will after literally falling down the stairs in his flat. Paramedics were called to the flat of Carr last night and preceded to...

Troubled Youths To Be Sent To Bel Air For Rehabilitation 1
Hooch 3 years

Despite what facts and figures may say we live in a cesspool of crime. In the modern age every child has committed some kind of crime be it murder or listening to Justin Bieber sans headphones. The...

Maxine no longer the UK's least popular Carr 0
charlies_hat 3 years
PM backs Carr into corner 0
apepper 3 years

David Cameron has spoken out about comedian Jimmy Carr tax arrangement. "It's essential that Carr performs a U-turn."...

Women Consume Porn Wrong 0
Hooch 3 years

What is this 50 Shade of Grey business? In the last few weeks everywhere you look you see women reading this book, on the bus, in the café, in the loo [she hadn’t locked the door]. Well it’s the...

Watching Porn On Train Not The Same As Reading 50 Shades of Grey say Police 0
Hooch 3 years
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes (edited repost) 1
Yikes 3 years

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

Hosni Mubarak suffering from locked-up syndrome. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years