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Shock appearance of doctor on hospital ward explained

There was panic at the Royal Manchester Hospital this weekend when one of the registrars, Dr Ramadan Chatterjee, was spotted on the paediatric ward in the middle of Saturday afternoon. Mothers...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 08.10.13 10:05am
blacklesbianandproudofit
EDL accepts Tommy Robinson’s resignation brick-through-window-with-note-on-it 0
Qoxiivi 08.10.13 9:51am
Qoxiivi
Sunderland become first Club to have three times as many managers as points 0
Midfield Diamond 08.10.13 9:17am
Midfield Diamond
Sunderland name next manager to be fired

Sunderland AFC has today announced the appointment of Gustavo Poyet as head coach. The 45 year-old has agreed a two year contract at the Stadium of Light and will take charge of the Black Cats with...

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custard cream 08.10.13 9:03am
custard cream
Match at Buckingham Palace: Unelected Parasites 1, Common Herd 0... 0
Tripod 08.10.13 8:53am
Tripod
Miley Cyrus/SpongeBob Squarepants feud escalates

The war of words between pop singer Miley Cyrus and paraphyletic phylum-descended entertainer SpongeBob Squarepants has intensified in the last 24 hours. The squeakily-voiced, improbably-shaped...

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Skylarking 08.10.13 8:18am
Yikes
Cabinet reshuffle latest: Three of clubs lost. Snap election cancelled. 0
nickb 08.10.13 7:39am
nickb
Government reshuffle: Cameron sacks useless ministers, including himself

In the government Cabinet reshuffle today, David Cameron sacked himself for being useless. Afterwards, he said: 'Our stated policy is to go on blaming Labour for the mess that we are in for many...

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John Wiltshire 08.10.13 7:31am
John Wiltshire
New Press Regulation: Lawbreaking To Be Made Illegal

Lawson: "Er I didn't like to ask why the police had not enforced existing laws against 'phone hacking"...

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Titus 08.10.13 7:28am
Titus
Computer Dating Website Leads Man Having Affair With A Computer 0
Titus 08.10.13 7:22am
Titus
Hogmanay in Edinburgh

The line-up for Edinburgh's iconic Hogmanay party has been announced - Annie Lennox, Sinead O'Connor and Miley Cyrus...

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forviemedia 08.10.13 5:40am
forviemedia
New dating algorithm finds biggest turn-off is algorithms 0
Dumbnews 08.10.13 3:10am
Dumbnews
Stock market closes at lowest level in a week 0
Dumbnews 08.10.13 3:06am
Dumbnews
Upset as 'Amazon recommends' becomes honest

Upset has erupted this week after Amazon.com's famous 'Amazon recommends' function has been adjusted by it's site's owners to be more frank with their consumers. Despite 'honesty is the best policy'...

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TobiasBV 07.10.13 11:56pm
TobiasBV
Daily Mail Reveals That Labour Party Leader Is Ed Miliband

"This is outrageous" claimed a Labour party spokesman. "How dare they intrude into our private grief in this way."...

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Titus 07.10.13 11:06pm
Spartacus
Cheryl to replace injured Ashley

Geordie songbird, Cheryl Cole, has been sensationally called up to the England squad by manager Roy Hodgson to replace injured Ex, Ashley, for the vital World Cup Qualifiers. The Chelsea star...

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cinnahmon 07.10.13 10:38pm
cinnahmon
Scottish Secretary sacked - no Moore soon 2
Sinnick 07.10.13 10:26pm
Titus
Russian Olympic flame goes out after runner drinks the torch fluid. 1
A.A.Arkwright 07.10.13 8:16pm
Squudge
Daily Mail discovers Milliband has another brother called Damien... 0
Loundshay 07.10.13 8:10pm
Loundshay
Glagow Commonwealth Games volunteers to be called 'Clyde-siders'

hang on - that's true., www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-24428298...

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custard cream 07.10.13 7:56pm
custard cream
‘Please stop anthropomorphising me,’ begs inanimate object. 2
malgor 07.10.13 6:18pm
malgor
Schizophrenic man "down to last two personalities" after massive identity theft 4
sydalg 07.10.13 4:30pm
Titus
Labour in Shadow Cabinet Reshuffle - Cutlery Moved to top Drawer

Policies moved to bottom drawer, as they aren't needed as often...

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Flugelbinder 07.10.13 3:40pm
Flugelbinder
Thatcher Fans Annoyed Over Her Displacement By Paul Dacre As 'The Great Satan'. 0
Titus 07.10.13 3:12pm
Titus
Luke Skywalker censures Daily Mail for slur against his father

In an escalating war of words, Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker has threatened legal action against the Daily Mail for what he alleges are ‘pejorative’ and ‘slanderous’ representations of his late...

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Mary Evans 07.10.13 2:29pm
A.A.Arkwright
New encryption algorithm adds a request for money to start of any document 0
Dumbnews 07.10.13 2:15pm
Dumbnews
English Heritage to launch Stonehenge Windows Tablet

Lintel inside...

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Flugelbinder 07.10.13 1:59pm
Flugelbinder
African refugees warned not to rock the boat. More soon. 11
dominic_mcg 07.10.13 1:31pm
John Wiltshire
America excited by plans for Lewinsky blowjob re-enactment...

Plans are in place for Monica Lewinsky to re-fellate Bill Clinton in the Oval Office of the White House. As they reel from one political disaster to another, the American people are looking forward...

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Tripod 07.10.13 1:06pm
Squudge
Nick Clegg promoted to Minister for Tartan Paint 0
exigo 07.10.13 12:44pm
exigo