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Old woman gives money back 0
Yorkist 3 years

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...

Author believes writer's block could ....eh....er....um....... 0
weematt 3 years
Tesco/NHS cancer checkout experiment hits problems 0
weematt 3 years

Tesco and the NHS are piloting a scheme that allows customers to check themselves for cancer at new 'Check Yourself Out' checkouts., Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said “The idea came from...

Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

Does beauty pain give you the balls off? 8
youbuyitnow 3 years

Ooh, look at you there! You are [url=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41393000/jpg/_41393306_ap_coffin203.jpg]cryed on the outside[/url]. Whit woozers,...

Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Samantha Brick in shock ugly makeover series 0
DiY 3 years
James Murdoch Announces He Is To Step Down From Next Two NewsCorp Positions 3
thisisall1word 3 years

James Murdoch announced that he would be standing down from the chairmanship of BSkyB and also took the oppurtunity to announce he would also be standing down from whichever the next two positions he...

New EU Rule Reduces Capacity For Outrage By One Litre 0
Supremecourtjester 3 years

The EU Council For The Perpetuation Of Regulations has announced a new rule reducing the capacity for outrage in the population of member states by one litre., "We have seen a lot of outrageous...

Dail Mail digusted that immigrant Panda's costing UK tax payer £660k a year 0
simonjmr 3 years

"What's more they are trying for kids, that means more benefits and a greater burden of the UK tax payer" More soon...

Minister warns proposed 'Cub benefit' could lead to surge in Panda population 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Leper colony starts fund-raiser for Samantha Brick 10
3 years

A Leper colony in Africa has put its money where its mouth was, and agreed to come to the aid of struggling 'beauty', Samantha Brick. Hounded by people with a basic grasp of manners, Brick is...

Pandas failure to mate 'not a black and white issue' 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Bus driver placed on Sex Offenders Register for tossing off four schoolboys. 0
weematt 3 years
Costly 'Eating blunder' Pickles mistakes Faberge egg for Cadbury’s Cream egg 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

"Bear with me" in call centre drama 2
nickb 3 years

When Janine Diggle of South Shields said “bear with me” to a Barclays telephone customer, she didn’t realise how true those words were about to be. That’s exactly what she said a caller to...

Shocking Sexual Statistics revealed today by 'Offknob', the sexual regulator 0
theadministrator 3 years

Today the sex regulator has revealed new statistics that shows nearly half the population have a sex addiction, Adding that the other half have 'a vagina'...

Half of drivers confused by highway code - explained as being women 0
apepper 3 years

A survey has revealedcthat half of all drivers misunderstand part of the highway code. A spokesman for the Jeremy Clarkeson survey company said that this could be explained when it was realised that...

"When in Rome" gag finally understood by US News anchor, Ron Burgendy 0
theadministrator 3 years

I know, I Know..Im having a bad day...

Al Qaeda capacity crippled as CIA hackers disable their porn filters 2
Yikes 3 years

A major blow has been struck in the War on Terror as Al Qaeda operatives worldwide have been laid low as CIA agents successfully planted a worm that disabled the porn filters on their iPads and...

"Beautiful" Samantha Brick to change her name to Thickasa 8
Lucy4 3 years
Countryside Alliance slams H&M's use of copse-like model 0
cinquecento 3 years
Mating punctuality problem as Edinburgh Zoo panda eats and leaves 4
charlies_hat 3 years
A depressed crustacean cured by listening to famous band 0
GillsImp 3 years

Blue Oyster Cult...

male pandas search for mating widow. 0
arthurminnit 3 years
Edinburgh Zoo duped by bogus Chinese Official discover Tian Tian is a Fiat Car 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Dullest possible indie band name located by scientists 19
Skylarking 3 years

The excitable ranks of guitar based indie rock are abuzz, following confirmation that the dullest possible band name for the genre has been located and copyrighted by researchers at Leeds University....

Google and Carlsberg create augmented reality glasses - The Beer Googles 0
simonjmr 3 years
Teenage pregnancy solved by adding panda hormone to Clearasil 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Samantha Brick insists, "I'm more than just a Pin Up Girl for Lego Men" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years