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Man who tried to extract gas from garden with pressure washer is fracking idiot 0
Ian Searle 18.02.13 6:30pm
Ian Searle
Residents furious as street art sold at auction.

Residents of a tower block in Tipton are said to be furious after an historic piece of graffiti has turned up in a Paris auction house. The crude drawing of a spray painted penis above the legend...

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dominic_mcg 18.02.13 6:28pm
dominic_mcg
Extremist patrols in Borough of NewBiscuit impose 'Harry Hill' law

Moderate posters in the borough of NewBiscuit are being upbraided by a group of extremists who believe that only they understand the true meaning of ‘funny’. The extremists, ‘described as a...

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lane-avenger 18.02.13 6:15pm
Audible Minority
Nerdy scientist comes out as straight 2
Dumbnews 18.02.13 6:13pm
Dumbnews
Cameron puts claims 'India trip is a waste of time' on hold

David Cameron has been on a 'top-up the tan' trip to India this week to try and build trade links between the two countries. He hopes that any increase in trade will help create jobs in the UK. ...

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Perks 18.02.13 6:10pm
Perks
Church bread found to contain 'Jesus DNA' 5
Perks 18.02.13 5:05pm
Perks
Pope admits he lied on CV, was never a Catholic

Major overhaul of screening process by embarrassed Vatican...

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sydalg 18.02.13 4:47pm
sydalg
Watersport enthusiast has a number one all over 2
charlies_hat 18.02.13 4:44pm
lane-avenger
Human Cannonball who used nuclear power went "completely over the top". 1
seymour totti 18.02.13 4:30pm
Tess Goes
Cameron Renames England as Little India

More coming soon...

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Tess Goes 18.02.13 4:28pm
Tess Goes
Supermarkets Protest as Biscuit Found to Contain Nearly 100% Horse Material 0
Titus 18.02.13 10:05am
Titus
Viewers sickened by tea-time rehash of Black Butey

Because that was a horse you've heard of, and Bute is a drug in horses that will make you sick. I'll draw a fucking picture...

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Truebiscuit 18.02.13 9:48am
Idiot
SA PD: Pistorius fell for "oldest trick in the book"

Inspector van Zyl: Sho, Mr Pistorius, wann did yoo stap beeting yaw girlfrend? OP: When I bloody shot her! Inspector van Zyl: Aisscchhh, yoo are nicked! OP: Shit! Shit! Shit!...

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lane-avenger 18.02.13 9:47am
Truebiscuit
‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy

Ken Dodd today sensationally confessed his 1964 hit ‘Happiness’ was originally titled ‘A Penis’, a song about his massive tickling stick. “I certainly am not a diddy man” said Mr Dodd,...

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Reg Herring 18.02.13 9:40am
Scroat
NASA braces for meteor "Budget cut" 0
Dumbnews 18.02.13 4:46am
Dumbnews
Paxman and Guerin to present new It’s a Knockout

In a bid to place the BBC’s ailing light entertainment reputation in “safer hands” the corporation has announced that humourless war correspondent Orla Guerin and irritable news anchor Jeremy...

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DustyBinLaden 18.02.13 1:31am
Squudge
Romanians ask Rebecca Brooks "please can we have our horse back" 7
sillybugger 18.02.13 12:53am
nickb
Centaur burger found to be 70% horse 4
Sinnick 18.02.13 12:04am
Squudge
Pietersen bemoans theft of Cricket Bat...

Quoted: 'If I catch the thieving bastard I'll break his legs'....

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ESJ 17.02.13 11:20pm
ESJ
Hg wins mercury prize. 3
godly1966 17.02.13 10:49pm
Squudge
Man who met his clone was beside himself. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.02.13 10:34pm
dominic_mcg
Morrisons buys 49 Blockbusters

Return burgers and lasagnes after hours by dropping them through the door!...

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topfotogmw 17.02.13 10:28pm
topfotogmw
"Stacking shelves rocks!", claims IDS 0
topfotogmw 17.02.13 10:22pm
topfotogmw
Oscar Pistorius 'knocked for six' at latest revelations 6
custard cream 17.02.13 10:00pm
sillybugger
Backpacker 'within hours of not becoming a celebrity for being a moron'! 0
topfotogmw 17.02.13 9:54pm
topfotogmw
HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up!

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding...

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Squudge 17.02.13 9:22pm
Squudge
Problem of women who hog the bathroom for hours is now solved

more to follow...

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scribbler 17.02.13 9:20pm
lane-avenger
Ready meals relaunched in Mystery Meat Bingo promotion...

Barry Protheroe, Quality Control Manager at Morrisons, has addressed customers directly in a press release today. “Instead of making a drama out of a crisis, we’ve decided to make a game out of...

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Tripod 17.02.13 9:15pm
lane-avenger
Jonathan Ross Assault - Ken Hom arrested

Following an incident outside ITV's studio's last night, TV Chef Ken Hom was arrested by Police and taken in for questioning., Sporting a large bruise and sticking plaster on his forehead this...

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ESJ 17.02.13 9:04pm
ESJ
Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store

Forty-seven staff and two customers dead...

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Audible Minority 17.02.13 8:24pm
lane-avenger