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Chris Huhne’s political career “like a car crash in slow motion”... 1
Tripod 04.02.13 7:16pm
Squudge
帶輪子的箱子假期

Neat-O (probably O-no and Ironduke sort of got there before me, but I couldn't resist translate after all the spam this morning)...

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charlies_hat 04.02.13 7:14pm
Squudge
Richard III says "It wasn't me - it was my wife who did all those wicked things" 1
Titus 04.02.13 7:12pm
Squudge
Richard III identified by blue badge found near skeleton. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.02.13 7:11pm
dominic_mcg
Man tasered at Buckingham Palace for using wrong knife at lunch.

Police were called to the banquetting hall at the Palace today after an eagle-eyed footman spotted a guest buttering his roll with a fish knife...

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MADJEZ 04.02.13 7:10pm
Squudge
Site of first music festival found, as Richard III dig uncovers Disco Tent. 0
AdrianJ 04.02.13 7:10pm
AdrianJ
Skeleton in Chris Huhne's closet is "ex-wife bent double laughing"

More soon....

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SuburbanDad 04.02.13 7:09pm
Squudge
Borough of Kensington and Chelsea introduce 4 x 4 wheelie bins

Large Charlies_Hat tip to Midfield Diamond (Neat-O)...

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charlies_hat 04.02.13 7:08pm
Squudge
Prince Edmund Blackadder chief suspect in Richard III death scientists confirm.

More comedic gems soon., http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Black_adder_foretelling.jpg...

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MADJEZ 04.02.13 6:47pm
MADJEZ
Richard III tomb in Leicester Cathedral paid for by council Pray and Display. 0
Boutros 04.02.13 6:40pm
Boutros
Lib Dem's 'big shitter' pleads guilty

More typos soon...

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dvo4fun 04.02.13 6:21pm
dvo4fun
Etch a Sketch funeral invites will be ready "early Summer". 0
Boutros 04.02.13 6:16pm
Boutros
No jail for man who bottled out of 100m final. Linford spared over 1996 farce. 0
MADJEZ 04.02.13 5:12pm
MADJEZ
Sceintists reveal Richard lll was clamped 3
Scronnyglonkle 04.02.13 5:09pm
Tripod
Atos declare Richard III fit for work. 1
Zen 04.02.13 5:03pm
Titus
Careless dog walker fined for leaving Richard III in Leicester car park.

Arnold Hepplewhite of Pound Close Leicester has been fined £100 for failing to clear up a large Richard III that his dog Skipper had deposited in a supermarket car park. Scientists took several...

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wallster 04.02.13 4:33pm
Titus
Murder of US author prompts Jeffrey Archer to go into hiding 2
custard cream 04.02.13 4:32pm
Titus
Britain Gripped by The Big Mild

Britain is recovering from one of the worst outbreaks of mild weather since WWII. The wholly expected clemency is said to have drifted in on the back of a mild front from the mid-Atlantic. It has...

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No Beard 04.02.13 4:25pm
Titus
Richard III's Grave Found To Contain Zero% Horse

More soon, unfortunately...

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Titus 04.02.13 4:14pm
Titus
Leicester Council lorries deliver PCNs to Buckingham Palace

with apologies if it's been done before....

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04.02.13 4:13pm
Richard III found buried in car park, Prince Harry found asleep in skip 0
gregle 04.02.13 4:11pm
gregle
Richard III's Family To Sue W. Shakespeare For Defamation 0
Titus 04.02.13 3:54pm
Titus
“Gazza needs help”, says FA, “he can’t return all the empties on his own”... 3
Tripod 04.02.13 3:00pm
AReader
Scientists: "Richard III hunch proven correct" 0
AReader 04.02.13 2:59pm
AReader
Smokers Told To Check Their Matches......

As experts say some could be dodgy...

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Jesse Bigg 04.02.13 2:45pm
Jesse Bigg
Justice Secretary Chis Graying not against smacking gays

In controversial remarks welcomed by Tory right-wingers, Chris Grayling has defended the right to smack gay people. In an interview for the Jeremy Kyle show, Grayling said: "I'm not opposed to it,...

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Aberdeen Correspondent 04.02.13 2:31pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
Shock as Liberal Democrat goes back on his word 0
herculepoisson 04.02.13 1:49pm
herculepoisson
Premier League now “one buffoon short”, admits FA...

With the departure of Mario Ballotelli to AC Milan, English football is experiencing “a severe buffoon shortfall”, according to Carl Faber, Interim Diversity Officer at the Football Association....

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Tripod 04.02.13 1:14pm
Tripod
Footballer making replica ship from Swan Vestas accused of match fixing 1
One Line Only 04.02.13 12:51pm
Dick Everyman
Dick in Leicester car park was Gary Lineaker. 1
MADJEZ 04.02.13 12:50pm
Dick Everyman