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Two Rent-Free Familes Discovered In Downing Street, With Spare Rooms Ago-go!

"How the hell did we miss those?," said a Westminster Council spokesperson...

Jesse Bigg 01.04.13 7:20pm
Sunderland fans snap up new replica black shirts 1
charlies_hat 01.04.13 6:39pm
Midfield Diamond
Muslim shoplifter found innocent on appeal unable 2 point finger at real culprit 0
baron la croix 01.04.13 6:36pm
baron la croix
Groundswell of Support For "Toss A Tory" Campaign... the next election., Thinks. 'And it all started at the Highland Games.'...

Jesse Bigg 01.04.13 6:30pm
Jesse Bigg
Shock Announcement: North Korea Agrees To Link Up With Disneyland.....

..For safety's sake...

Jesse Bigg 01.04.13 5:29pm
Jesse Bigg
Ex-Pope Benedict finds image of P45 on piece of toast. More soon.

Late, I know...

Al OPecia 01.04.13 5:19pm
Met Office Admits April 1st Was Actually A Lovely Warm, Bright Day

- "we lied in our forecasts to keep people indoors"...

Titus 01.04.13 4:01pm
Benefits Changes. 2 million people to evade paying Council tax for first time 0
brownpaperreporter 01.04.13 3:31pm
"That Joke" kept on hold for another day... 8
The All New Jeni B 01.04.13 1:43pm
New Who song: Hope I Die Before I Get Arrested In Operation Yewtree 2
sydalg 01.04.13 1:42pm
North Korea threatens "merciless reviews of off-Broadway shows". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.04.13 12:32pm
Al OPecia
North Korea threatens "very strong smelly wind breaking" at Demilitarized Zone. 0
Al OPecia 01.04.13 12:31pm
Al OPecia
Michael Gove 'is a 12-year-old schoolboy' sensation

The man who for over two years has been known as the Secretary of State for Education is in real life a 12-year-old schoolboy it has been revealed in one of the most sensational cases of identity...

roybland 01.04.13 12:28pm
Al OPecia
Liz and Charles in new series of Game of Thrones

Sky1 Thursday 9 pm., Liz has a dicky tummy again, but this time she is blindfolded and has to find the royal commodes among the 345 rooms of Buckingham Palace. Guess right and there will be a royal...

baron la croix 01.04.13 11:28am
baron la croix
Channel 5 issues apology after fat, sweaty bird reads the news 1
baron la croix 01.04.13 11:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Lord McAlpine To Scan Your Brain For Paedo Suspicions

Well-known non-paedophile, Lord McAlpine, is to check inside the brain of all UK residents for any thoughts that he’s a kiddy-fiddler, and then financially ruin them, his solicitor Andrew Reid...

Matt T 01.04.13 10:44am
WPC Kelly Jones warned by Police bosses to Kerb her insuranceism 0
happi 01.04.13 9:50am
British Summertime calls 'April Fools' 0
Squudge 01.04.13 9:23am
Police in Yewtree investigation to leave one stone unturned 0
happi 01.04.13 9:21am
Buster Unhooked- Tony Hale's Armed for the new 'Arrested' Season

When it comes to his prostatic hand, Tony Hale has publicly said he made a huge mistake. For about half of the Arrested Development original run, Hale's character Buster Bluth has been walking around...

orenmendez 01.04.13 8:28am
Police Stop Employing Daleks "Because They Can't Cope With Steps" 0
Titus 01.04.13 8:27am
Kim Jong Il reveals April 1st joke took some preparation 0
Sinnick 01.04.13 8:07am
Lazio Fans Claim That they Are "Racists but Not Fascists" 0
Titus 01.04.13 8:07am
Phillips Claim Design Of Hot Cross Buns Is Their Patent

They are to be described as "Posidriv" buns in future...

Titus 01.04.13 8:01am
Police Refuse To Attend Crime Scene "Because It's Dark & We Might Fall Over" 0
Titus 01.04.13 7:57am
Long awaited Pope Easter Message starts "April Fools...."

Zombie time!...

anhodika 01.04.13 2:44am
Joke release postponed again. 0
Paddy Berzinski 01.04.13 1:11am
Paddy Berzinski
Earth shattering revelation about to be revealed to unsuspecting public 0
Paddy Berzinski 01.04.13 1:07am
Paddy Berzinski
Sunderland sack De Canio and appoint International Rescue 0
Not Amused 31.03.13 11:29pm
Not Amused
New Sunderland manager vows to “make the trains run on time”... 0
Tripod 31.03.13 11:24pm