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Fears that 'C'mon, Andy!' may not ensure Murray win 0
roybland 3 years
Ford to invest heavily in new eco-friendly "Flinstones" propulsion 0
Dumbnews 3 years
School leaving age to rise to 66 1
Dick Everyman 3 years

New government plans have been uncovered indicating that the official school leaving age is to increase from 16 to 66. In documents leaked by a ‘reliable government source’ to The Sun the...

Local monkey who does tech support applys for better job at the Zoo 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Uproar as SugarTits69 is revealed to be a man called 'Fergie'. 22
Mr Payne 3 years

Check the 'Top Ten' accreditation. I feel cheated. And used. And a little bit foolish. I really believed...

England netball fans worried about excessive focus on 'HABs' 2
Oxbridge 3 years

As England's 16-woman netball squad gets ready for the World Cup in Singapore in July, the nation should be asking if England's pacy attack can counter the height advantage of Jamaica and Malawi to...

'Ugly People' website over-run ... 3
be reasonable 3 years

by applications from shallow, narcissistic air-heads. More soon...

YouTube says users running out of never done before things to film 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Syrian President Asda denies government by product placement 1
simonjmr 3 years
Mladic resigns. Hague says he's 'No longer under investigation. He's innocent' 0
Mr Payne 3 years
Andy Murray May Win Wimbledon. But Then Again May Not 0
Leeboy007 3 years

quick ticker bar entry...

Race for Life to change name in 2012 after description complaint 5
Mrblacker 3 years

Cancer Research UK has confirmed it's familiar Race for Life has been forced into a name change for next year, after a court upheld a Trading Standards complaint. Mold Masgistrates court in North...

Cheryl Cole 'is not to blame for rising petrol costs' 1
Leeboy007 3 years

The rising cost of petrol is 'not Cheryl Cole's fault', according to her agent. There has been UK-wide outrage at spiralling fuel costs for the past 12 months or so, and the finger has been squarely...

New Pension age to be raised to Fortyfive for the 0
doggone 3 years
One of the Stones sentenced to dogging 0
doggone 3 years
Twitter to launch New Site 'Twatter' 2
Leeboy007 3 years

popular social networking site ' Twitter' is to launch a new version purely for banal, pointless, rambling witterings. Called ' Twatter', it will automatically weed out any Tweet ( or 'Twat' as it...

Tickets go on sale for ‘Al-Qaeda – the finalists’ tour 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Fans of Al-Qaeda who have followed the leadership contest over the last couple of months will now have the chance to see all of their favourites in the flesh thanks to the announcement of a new...

Barnsley man in family holiday challenge 0
roybland 3 years

Father of four Graham Carter from Barnsley says he finds the challenge of his family annual summer holiday increasingly difficult. 'It seems to get harder every year,' Mr Carter (31) said. 'It...

Andrew Marr endorses 'HD Ready' cosmetics 3
3 years

High definition broadcasts, coupled with the widespread adoption of large-screen TVs, are drawing unwanted attention to presenters' blemishes, the BBC has revealed. The corporation is investing...

Soaring fuel costs prompt banknote re-design 4
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years

In a widely anticipated move, the Bank of England today announced the details for a new banknote. The new note, which is expected to become the most popular in general use, is the £20.01 note. This...

Johnson in bid to thwart Haw cemetery protest camp 0
roybland 3 years

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is going to the High Court in a bid to prevent veteran (deceased) peace campaigner Brian Haw from taking up residence in London’s Highgate Cemetery. Last March...

Gay Clergy only allowed to Bash their own Bishop 1
Ironduke 3 years

and on those grounds, homosexuality tolerated by the Holy See Men...

Uninsured drivers warned 'spend thousands on insurance policy or face £100 fine' 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
New internet domain names to include .pill and .ock plus combinations. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Rugby star banned for 'decent, courteous behaviour' 0
FraserWords 3 years

Rugby star Rob Table has been suspended by the sport’s governing body for ‘decent, courteous behaviour’ after being found completely sober outside a nightclub., Table, said a statement from...

Rory McIlroy introduces Britain to the new concept of winning at sport. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Jeremy Kyle to be next speaker of the house. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

He already has experience in sorting out disputes and difficult relationships...

NATO blames work experience boy for air strike on civilians 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
New diaoereah epedemic...diaaroeh? diarroeah? – oh shit! 5
Dick Everyman 3 years
Boris Johnson to stop Brian Haw setting up permanent camp in cemetery 0
roybland 3 years