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Cyber-Shocker: Steve Jobs Dies Just Like Everyone Else 9
rikkor 3 years

Steve Jobs will always be remembered for the billions of dollars he donated to alleviate human suffering worldwide. Sorry, wait. That was someone else. Steve Jobs will always be remembered for...

GOOD SAMARITAN SOMEHOW STILL MASSIVE ARSEHOLE 10
Peter749400 3 years

Despite heroically diving in front of a lorry to save an old lady from being run over, Good samaritan and local charity worker Dave Hitchens was somehow, still an arsehole, it emerged last night. ...

Small herd of cattle & 5-barred gate left at Cow & Gate offices after CEO dies 2
dvo4fun 3 years
Manchester local derby match results latest: Householders 3, Burglars 0 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Barclays Avoids Moody Blues 0
medici2471 3 years

lots more soon...

Locksmith called into court for latch fixing 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Moody downgraded to 'a little sulky' 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Forsyth accused of thatch fixing 2
spoole2112 3 years

Strictly Comb Dancing star Bru...

New Bond film title to be 'Oh it's him again, what was wrong with Brosnan' 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Steve Jobs's brother bitter at "unearned" tributes to internet entrepreneur 0
Tom55 3 years

Speaking to our reporter, Mr Jobs, a janitor, said. "He wasn't so special, just that he was the favorite of my parents. I could have achieved just as much if I had his opportunities and given a...

Jo Malone launches 'Candles for men' 4
Zadok the second 3 years

Advertising feature Flickering, aromatic candles are truly something to savour. They wreathe a room with wonderful scents and decorate it with dancing light. Now men - married, single or permanently...

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vertical 3 years
Pakistani cricketers receive Nobble Prize for Match Fixing 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Calls for banning of 'A weekend at Bernie's' after Denver 'copycats' 1
Screenie 3 years

It has been revealed today that two men from Denver who drove around with their friend's dead corpse in the back of the car, using cash withdrawn from the dead man's account for a spending spree had...

Whale suspected in Krill mass murder 0
vertical 3 years
Chopper firm wields axe 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Father's arrest reveals where Wayne Rooney got his good looks from. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

No paternity test needed anytime soon...

Men bemoan rampant sexism after some birds win a prize for having 'Nobel' 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
London 2012 plans in disarray as Lord Coe arrested for looking a bit Araby 0
simonjmr 3 years
Lost Weekend 2
Drylaw 3 years

I exited the lift at the penthouse level of a very obscure high-rise in London Docklands. At the end of the corridor was a door - ajar- and a familiar voice from within: "Is that you? I'm in the...

Cut backs in the Navy mean the Acient Mariner can now only stop "one of two" 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Illegal gamblers arrested for secretly playing cricket 0
RJWinter 3 years
Independent celebrates 25 years of obscurity. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

It's a newspaper, apparently...

Nobel Peace Prize broke into 3 pieces by women with big hats. 1
RJWinter 3 years
When Hari Met Ali - new film celebrates 25 years of Independent fiction 0
ronseal 3 years
Modeller who built wooden Cutty Sark scale replica accused of match fixing. 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Police arrest Swedish no bell prize winning cyclist 3
RJWinter 3 years
More restrictive legislation published on the use of red tape 1
spoole2112 3 years

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Stan 3 years
Alton Towers announces 'Ultimate Oblivion' Hadron Collider thrill ride 0
vertical 3 years

'£30 seems reasonable if you never see your kids again' say harassed parents http://tinyurl.com/4yqf56u...