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Moody downgrades Blood Banks from B plus to O negative 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Latently Homosexual Bees Suffering Allergies "Come Out In Hives" 2
TiffindeVere 3 years
Psychiatrist prescribes new anti-depressant called ice-cream 1
Dumbnews 3 years
"Gordon Ramsay Actually Ronald McDonald in Disguise" claims Michael Winner 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
"Nigella Lawson Pads Her Bra With Meringues" claims Delia 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
"Stevie Wonder Not Blind, Just A Brazen Liar" Claims Andrea Boccelli 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
Hey Nonny-Nonny NO! NO! NO! 1
Duff 3 years

News has emerged that ‘sides’ of Morris Men are to be outlawed between 1st of July and 30th September this year. The popular, some will argue, summer's evening beer garden and village green...

Prince Philip 'Hid Silverware' During Obama's Palace Visit 1
TiffindeVere 3 years

A Buckingham Palace insider has revealed that the Duke of Edinburgh hid Her Majesty the Queen’s extensive collection of silverware in a locked closet during Obama’s visit to the Palace. ...

Michael Richmond-Coutts, Laird of Kunthaire: An Obituary 6
TiffindeVere 3 years

Michael Richmond-Coutts, 2nd laird of Kunthaire, was born and raised in a small, working-class mining village which his parents had specially built for him in the grounds of their Surrey estate....

Potato fraudsters target supermarkets 0
custard cream 3 years

Tesco, Sainsbury's and Morrisons have joined forces to tackle the rise of potato scammers. Lawrence Martin, spokesman for the retail giants, explained that consumers had reported worrying signs of...

Lloyd Webber To Pen Pygmalion Broadway Spoof "My Fair Ladyboy" 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
QI Answers "All Made Up", Says Fry 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
Cameron On Welsh Literacy: "I'd welcome it". 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
Cowell To Launch Make-Up Talent Show "The Max Factor" 1
TiffindeVere 3 years
Hairy Bikers Show Axed After Gilette Sponsorship Deal 0
TiffindeVere 3 years
Prince Edward's TV Production Company to Film Royal Conception 1
TiffindeVere 3 years

Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, is working on a three-part episodic show with his newly-reformed production company which hopes to capture on film for the first time in history the moment of...

Dali art theft suspect makes getaway on an elephant on stilts. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
72 virgins starting to nag and have needs 1
Oxbridge 3 years

Marwan al-Shehhi, who flew United Airline Flight 175 into Two World Trade Centre on 9/11, has expressed his increasing discontent over the conduct of his 72 virgins in paradise. According to the Abu...

Germans and Greeks agree to play "double or quits" 0
grottymonty 3 years
NatWest vow to upgrade to IE6 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Former RBS chief executive Fred Goodwin downgraded to invertibrate 0
simonhansen 3 years

EDINBURGH - In a controversial paper published this week, Biologists have outlined reasons to downgrade the axed boss Fred Goodwin, accusing him of damaging the gene pool following with his tenure as...

Army on standby as status quo breaks down across the UK 1
Quercus Bundle 3 years

The country was plunged deeper into economic turmoil today after another break down on Status Quo’s latest UK tour., Stuck on the hard shoulder of the A1 just outside South Mimms services, the...

Carr Spotted In Ecclesiastical Outfitters Buying Sackcloth & Ashes 0
Duff 3 years

More later my children...

David Cameron accused of "comedy-evasion" 1
simonhansen 3 years

Jimmy Carr admonished the politician yesterday, after a Times report found he used a book of golfing puns to charm Burmese democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi. "People work hard, they pay their taxes,...

Isle of Wight festival chaos, headliner said to be 'heartbroken....' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Baddum tsch soon...

Nat West fail to update credit rating after Moodys downgrade them. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Isle of Wight overwhelmed by influx of horseless carriages. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Brown overheard calling Milliband 'that bigotted man' over immigration quote. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
The Great and the Good salute Aung San Suu Kyi. 1
Thor 3 years

Gordon Brown was also there...

Breivik's lawyer declared insane 0
nostra da mouse 3 years