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BBC Announces New Dragon for Dragons Den Series

Today the BBC have announced the latest replacement Dragon for its prime time series Dragons Den. Simon Brown, unemployed bricklayer from Newcastle will be the latest Dragon seeking to invest in...

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Deimos 07.06.13 6:54pm
Deimos
Teachers to troops initiative rejected by armed forces

Government plans to fast track teachers into the armed forces have been attacked by military leaders as 'Short sighted and dangerous.' The scheme, which will see secondary school geography teachers...

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antharrison 07.06.13 6:21pm
antharrison
Epidemic of sexual inadequacy prompts calls for panda cull 2
cinquecento 07.06.13 5:49pm
cinquecento
"Can I be a groom of Christ?" asks monk after same sex marriage bill 6
Dick Everyman 07.06.13 3:53pm
FlashArry
Domino pizza drone crashes. Potato wedges in rotor? 0
weematt 07.06.13 2:55pm
weematt
Army introduce waterboarding and beasting to schools

Army officers who have retrained as teachers have introduced new levels of discipline to schools, it was revealed today. At schools across the country, waterboarding is now accepted as a suitable...

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John Wiltshire 07.06.13 1:24pm
Titus
25 years after first attempt, The Queen gatecrashes the BBC News

"Who's laughing now Sue Lawley?" http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68037000/jpg/_68037573_queenstudio.jpg...

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Kramaring 07.06.13 1:21pm
Kramaring
Camberwick Green to get massive inshore windfarm windfall

Residents of Camberwick Green are celebrating on the news that Windy Miller's mill is to supply power to the national grid. As a result, the village hopes to benefit from a substantial inshore...

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Boutros 07.06.13 12:45pm
Boutros
Dara O'Briain to present all BBC Television shows by 2015

After an organisational review the BBC have unveiled a plan to install baldy misshapen Irish comedy wag Dara O'Briain as presenter of almost every single programme on the BBC within 2 years. ...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 07.06.13 12:31pm
Sinnick
Queen to open up Prince Philip 1
Scronnyglonkle 07.06.13 12:06pm
Wrenfoe
German vicar finds egg missing from box - preaches elf eier and damnation

Hat tip to Dick Everyman...

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Smart Alex 07.06.13 11:57am
pere floza
Dignitas introduce budget pay-as-you-go service. 0
sredni vashta 07.06.13 11:34am
sredni vashta
Shaving brush industry welcomes the badger cull. 5
Ian Searle 07.06.13 10:52am
Midfield Diamond
70th Anniversary re-run of Dambusters raid causes severe flooding in Germany

Reports from Germany following the raid in 1943 stated there was little impact from the destruction of 4 dams in Germany.,...

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rgk 07.06.13 8:50am
rgk
Hard up Nigella viewer 'putting one in the food bank' 0
pere floza 07.06.13 8:42am
pere floza
Republicans Splitting along 'Panty' Lines

In the U.S., it's not what you say, it's how you say it. So says pretty, popular Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, who takes no pronunciation prisoners -- not even when the topic, 'women's issues', makes...

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Lindy Moone 07.06.13 8:17am
Lindy Moone
Credit for closing down hospitals claimed by new financial terror group, the PFI 0
ronseal 07.06.13 7:32am
ronseal
New music biz reality show will "Search for a Spiv"

A new talent show that reflects the true nature of the music business is to be launched on IT this summer. In concentrating on managers, rather than entertainers, the Search for a Spiv show is...

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ronseal 07.06.13 6:58am
ronseal
Ankara impresses Damascus : Axis of Evil membership fast-tracked 1
FlashArry 07.06.13 5:34am
Dick Everyman
Useless drivers to get 'U' plates

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/7623/shitev.jpg The Department of transport has released plans to shake up the driver categories on UK roads. The 'L' plate for learners (red for danger) will...

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camz 07.06.13 2:52am
Arthur
Helpline service 'thoughtless and cruel' say bereaved relatives

A telephone company is being sued in the civil courts for causing the death of an elderly man when his call to customer services was answered immediately by a human being. According to a relative of...

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Arthur 07.06.13 1:10am
Arthur
Sperm bank asks customers not to leave donations on doorstep overnight 1
sydalg 06.06.13 11:27pm
Arthur
450 motorists fined for 'tailgating' in M1 traffic jam.

Traffic Enforcement Officers had a field day yesterday when a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the M1 left 450 motorists at the mercy of the new tailgating law. Commuters were left helpless as...

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NorthernGravy 06.06.13 10:34pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
New definition of 'hippy' to be 'hipster with hip replacement' 1
Lindy Moone 06.06.13 10:02pm
Arthur
The Clash admit slipping the names of British Wildlife into their songs.

As a tribute to Bill Oddie...

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Ian Searle 06.06.13 9:12pm
Ian Searle
Justin Bieber books Virgin space flight, "only if it's one way", states Branson 0
topfotogmw 06.06.13 8:53pm
topfotogmw
Sam Cam suggests that a Mau Mau member was a bigger a penis than Dave

"£14 million squid would buy me a new pad and perhaps a new kitchen" suggested the Prime Plonkers wife, shortly before tripping on her high heels and telling a uniformed pleb outside her gated...

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Tess Goes 06.06.13 8:42pm
Tess Goes
Michael Douglas to play John Snow in Game of Thrones series 4

no more soon .. obscurity rules...

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Not Amused 06.06.13 6:43pm
Not Amused
Gerry Rafferty tells traffic cops "I was stuck..." 1
Rootin Tootin 06.06.13 6:03pm
Sinnick
Motorists encouraged to "Use Both Lanes"

More mixed messages for the beleagured motorist, following recent publicity over "lane-hogging" in the news that more Highways Agency signs instructing motorists to "use both lanes" will be deployed...

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NewBiscuit 06.06.13 5:55pm
Boutros