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|No power generated by solar panel under Ed Balls arse - are The Cuts to blame?||1||
|Prince to hang?||0||
One of the North Wests most historic pubs, The Duke of Cambridge in St Helens, is hoping to welcome Prince William through its doors after getting permission from Buckingham Palace to use his image...
|Dyslexic word botcher spots rare falcon||0||
||Major Clanger||3 years|
|Liberal Democrats get 'Special' Little Table to Themselves for Cabinet Meetings||0||
|Depressed Man Buys Small Badges for Crocs in Desperate Grab for Happiness||0||
|Pianist on ‘Birdsong’ soundtrack learns fourth note.||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
By Spacey, Gary Stanton and Waylandsmithy Your handy print off and forget about guide to the weeks television highlights Celebrity Toilet Mishaps This week National Lottery hostess Jenni Falconer...
|Four thirds of pupils failing maths||1||
English standard are falls also...
|Replacement bus service replaced by 'actual' South West train||0||
|Queen Annoyed Re Tail-End Of Her New E-Mail Address.....||0||
||Jesse Bigg||3 years|
|Terry Venables: "I'm right behind Redknapp, he's as honest as I am,. was..am..."||4||
|Inept etiquette coach fails to balance the books||0||
|Invisibility cloak successfully tested on Ed Miliband for 6 months||4||
||Duncan Biscuit||3 years|
|Harry Redknapp: "I can't spell and I write like a 2-year-old||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
which is why I’m next in line for England manager”...
|Huge Solar Flares Threaten Earth With 70s Fashions||1||
||sredni vashta||3 years|
|World's moron population exceeds 45 million - report||1||
The world now has a moron population of 45.3 million according to the online tracking service comScore. The Daily Mail's Mail Online is now seen by 45.3 million people, according to comScore. 'If...
|Liverpool man returns home to find flat, left up on bricks||1||
Liverpool resident Brian Jones came home from a two week skiing holiday to find that thieves had stolen the ground and first floors from under his city centre apartment and left his flat up on bricks...
|BBC News 24 admits "Actually, some of our 'Flash Photography' is a bit ordinary"||3||
|Six gay men mauled in internet bear meet up confusion||0||
|Theresa May describes 'Occupy' eviction negotiations as in tents||2||
|EU grants ‘radical’ cleric right to demonstrate skateboarding at London 201t||7||
||Runestone Cowboy||3 years|
A radical cleric who dedicates his life to fundamental skateboarding has won the right to demonstrate the sport at London 2012. In a hurriedly-built half-pipe, Abu ‘The Grind’ Qatada wooed a...
|Department of Health introduces new “Choose a Bug” system for the NHS||2||
||Nails UK||3 years|
The Department of Health today announced the launch of the new NHS “Choose a Bug” system, which will allow patients to choose which healthcare acquired infection they will contract whilst being...
|Lagging pupils insulated from unemployment fears||4||
|Rebekah Brooks became a mother by ‘hacking surrogate’s womb’||4||
||Long Distance Clara||3 years|
The news that Rebekah Brooks has become a parent was this morning tarnished by allegations in The Guardian that she obtained the child by illegally accessing the womb of a pregnant woman. ‘Our...
|Redknapp: Manigging Sperrs is eezy peezy and grate funn||0||
|Metal thefts latest; Jeremy Irons goes into hiding||0||
Irons joins Salman Rusty...
|Surrogate to answer bail for Rebekah Brooks||0||
|XXX fetish film billed by hotel following guests request for porn to be disabled||1||
|Paul and Ringo to appear in C4's 'Beatles Fight to the Death'||0||
|Osborne defends £1 trillion loan with display of stuffed meerkats||0||
Chancellor George Osborne has claimed that the UK's trillion pound debt isn't all bad after displaying a complete set of cuddly meerkats. "It's an investment", claimed Osborne, "one day these could...
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