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Fine morning prompts calls for St Swithen’s Day to be renamed Paul the Psychic 0
Ian Searle 2 years

Octopus Day...
Crime at lowest level since 1991 – hosepipe ban in effect – coincidence? 1
ironbridgeboy 2 years

Daily Mail readers shocked and distreseed...
Uk is the top when it comes to end of life care global study says, 2
arrghgarry 2 years

Raoul Moat offers an opposing voice ,and says thanks to Dustin Moscoshitz for allowing fans to pay their fitting tributes...
Rare Literary Find in America 29
rikkor 2 years

A Boston rare book seller has discovered two lost pages of the diary of Emily Dickinson (1830-1886), America’s virginal, reclusive poet. The leaves were folded inside a tattered copy of the...
2 Unlimited admit: "actually there's a 2 gigabyte monthly fair usage cap" 2
Skylarking 2 years
Rooney saves millions as signature 'Did not say X' after crayon ran out 0
antharrison 2 years
Vince Cable announes plan for top-graduates to move overseas 0
antharrison 2 years
English explorer discovers area the size of Wales just over the Bristol Channel 1
brownpaperreporter 2 years
Al Qaeda to take UK Government to European court of human rights 0
dazchief 2 years

Al Qaeda have formally lodged their case with the European court of human rights to reflect that there are not enough members of Al Qaeda sitting in the House of Parliament. "The level of...
France bans the burqa. Huge rise in the sale of ski masks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 2 years
Suicide to be means tested 0
one against the world 2 years

Plans are to be introduced that will prevent students who still have outstanding loans from taking their own lives until the debt is repaid, public sector workers on the other hand will be encouraged...
Jeremy Clarkson found not exaggerating 0
thogg 2 years

The Top Gear presenter best known and loved for his ridiculous exaggerations has had his 'off the record' conversations with a journalist secretly taped and the results are truly shocking. Neither...
Israel to build huge plastic dome over Gaza after claim terrorists are using air 0
la maga 2 years
Vatican: female ordination as bad as child molesting – so not that bad then... 1
ironbridgeboy 2 years

Look the other way. Don't talk about it. Don't even think that it might be worth involving the police. Cover it up and it will go away...
Vince Cable orders students to do washing-up 0
thogg 2 years

Vince Cable announced today that students needed to do more to earn their education. He suggested that they start by clearing up their flats and by doing the washing-up, "This kitchen is a total...
Man calculates ten pounds a month is about what he owes the world 0
la maga 2 years

Jeremy Albarn, a resident of Clapham, London, last night decided that he would set up a standing order of ten pounds a month to Oxfam for the forseeable future, on the grounds that this is about the...
Rescued hiker survives three weeks in wilderness without Internet 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Newsbisquit advertising nuclear free world - free the electrons 0
4ty2 2 years

Currently the US goverment is trying to beat the british out of BP and the most recent US line of attack is to blow the shit out of the atom, so with all the mass gone it must be free of it's nucleus...
undisclosed sum offered in football related transfer deal for Paul by Spain 0
4ty2 2 years

The Spanish team was confident Paul m-o-lusk would be in Madrid within a few days, and that they were prepared to offer their German counterparts "whatever they demand" to seal the deal. With a high...
Countryside Alliance deny training town Foxes 0
hero2zero 2 years

A spokesman for the Countryside Alliance rejected claims that it had been training urban Foxes to aggressively seek out food in the City in a bid to revive the call for a return to Foxhunting,...
IOW Judge warns of custodial sentence in drunk drover case 0
andhrimnir 2 years
Arrogant sociopath who left a trail of destruction celebrated on GordonBrown.com 5
StoopyDeGunt 2 years

A conceited arrogant self pitying sociopath with a persecution complex, who left a trail of destruction behind him, has been inexplicably mourned on a tribute web site, GordonBrown.com Mope or...
Missing Occam's Razor was "probably abducted by aliens" - Police Spokesman 0
LittleSpender 2 years
Emile Heskey reveals he retired from International Football 6 months ago. 0
seymour totti 2 years
Drama as attractive strangers on bus fail to share a moment. 0
MightyBlair 2 years

In spite of intervention of Budweiser and Wrigleys spearmint chewing gum...
Tobacconist arrested for distributing snuff movies 0
wallster 2 years
PM, Media pressure trigger Moderate Bouncers to condemn Raoul Moat's methods 4
Golgo13 2 years

Facebook tribute pages and illiterate floral shrines to Raoul Moat, the 37-year-old Tyneside bouncer who shot his ex-girlfriend, her partner and a police officer, turning the gun on himself following...
“This country is too crowded,” rages Romford man planning move to Costa del Sol 0
la maga 2 years
Music journalists in similie chaos as new Led Zeppelin album fails to impress. 2
wallster 2 years
Survey showing Statisticians too clever by half, leaves public confused... 0
Erlang 2 years

..but still indifferent...