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Teacher offered counselling after driving through snow 0
Actual Size 15.01.13 8:09am
Actual Size
Diabetic Def Leppard releases, "Pour some splenda on me" 4
Dumbnews 15.01.13 3:12am
Dumbnews
Jolly Green Giant Admits 'It's Just a Front' 0
SJM 14.01.13 11:37pm
SJM
Malian troops heading for N.Ireland

A cargo plane full of Malian rebels is heading for N.Ireland say the Ministry of Defence., The offer of help came from the rebels after it became obvious that despite nearly 500 years of sectarian...

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Gerontius 14.01.13 11:21pm
Sir Lupus
UK breaking news. Snow tomorrow for sure: "will definitely be cold & wet"

more later...

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dvo4fun 14.01.13 11:18pm
dvo4fun
Armstrong - 'I told you it wasn't about the bike' 4
custard cream 14.01.13 10:27pm
Perks
Hell Latest Region To Adopt Austerity - rewrite

Costcutting making it 'difficult to uphold quality and frequency of punishments' Satan has today issued a warning that austerity measures will compromise both quality and severity of punishments...

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stalinetta 14.01.13 9:49pm
Titus
Revolutionary New Ground-Breaking App Launched - 'iConoclast' 0
Titus 14.01.13 9:46pm
Titus
Jodie Foster admits to munching red carpet in Golden Globes speech. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 8:59pm
MADJEZ
Argo's Golden Globe has 16 day money back guarantee. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 8:56pm
MADJEZ
Everything's coming up roses for Glade Rectal Implant tycoon 0
Drylaw 14.01.13 8:47pm
Drylaw
Affleck buys Golden Globe in Argos. More soon.

I may have misunderstood this one...

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dominic_mcg 14.01.13 7:40pm
stalinetta
Under-fire Kate portrait artist admits he does 'have a thing' for Edwina Currie.

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/edkate.jpg...

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pinxit 14.01.13 7:27pm
Boutros
State pension to be replaced by harvest festival food parcels. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.01.13 6:00pm
dominic_mcg
Religious Painting Dealers Deny That Their 'iCon' App is Fraudulent 1
Titus 14.01.13 5:41pm
stalinetta
Twitter named largest website that nobody uses 0
Dumbnews 14.01.13 5:26pm
Dumbnews
Mime Artist Fails To Prove Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Much less later...

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Sexton A Blake 14.01.13 5:08pm
Sexton A Blake
Before and after photos show devastating effect of reading the Daily Mail

A shocking series of photos released by the police shows the mortifying effects of Daily Mail addiction. In a series of before and after pictures, the horrific premature ageing of addicts is clearly...

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ronseal 14.01.13 4:58pm
pinxit
Nagging wife drives husband to suicide in droning-on attack 1
Dick Everyman 14.01.13 4:55pm
pinxit
Osborne to propose turning the economy "off then on again" in March budget 0
andhrimnir 14.01.13 4:52pm
andhrimnir
'Brian Cox effect' leads to surge in moisturiser sales 3
custard cream 14.01.13 4:52pm
pinxit
Government approves plan to generate electricity using hot air given off by MPs

The government has expressed interest in proposals to use the hot air given off by any session in either chamber of the house to generate electricity. Output during even low key debates is calculated...

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gregle 14.01.13 3:30pm
gregle
US Embassy staff rescued by flying puppets in new film "Thunderbirds Argo" ...

Ben Affleck to direct...

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Kramaring 14.01.13 3:03pm
Kramaring
Inventor of electronic breathalyser fails breath test 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.01.13 3:00pm
Duncan Biscuit
Army Practise Handstands In Response To "No British Boots On The Grounds" Call

Prime Minister David Cameron has promised that there will be "no British boots on the ground" in support of French troops in Mali. In order to prepare for this the Army are rigorously being trained...

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Sexton A Blake 14.01.13 1:36pm
Sexton A Blake
Saville was just child-like genius claim Jacko's family. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 1:31pm
MADJEZ
Asperger Brothers Band splits up, blaming 'autistic differences' 1
Oxbridge 14.01.13 12:25pm
writinginbsl
Bespoke Tailors Deny That Savile Row is an Argument About Paedophilia 0
Titus 14.01.13 10:23am
Titus
Yew Tree Lane residents give thumbs-down to Operation Yewtree

Residents of Yew Tree Lane in the leafy suburbs of Wolverhampton have made a formal complaint to the Metropolitan Police following adverse publicity surrounding their investigations into child sexual...

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Dick Everyman 14.01.13 10:17am
Dick Everyman
Paramedics disciplined for using ambulance to sell ice-creams

A team of paramedics from Bristol have been suspended after reportedly selling ice cream from their ambulance. If found guilty they face a rocky road, and could see their incomes frozen. "Our...

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14.01.13 9:21am
Dick Everyman