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Wheels come off Lewis Hamilton's relationship with Nicole Scherzinger 0
John Wiltshire 01.07.13 10:58am
John Wiltshire
Chinese Interior Designer accused of carrying out Industrial Decoupage 1
Scronnyglonkle 01.07.13 10:49am
Lindy Moone
Ten ways to write an aspirational list that runs out of steam by item 4 5
ronseal 01.07.13 10:47am
beau-jolly
EU passes new law defining European stereotype 3
Arthur 01.07.13 9:16am
Al OPecia
Ed Miller Band Unlikley to Appear At Glastonbury

This year, next year or ever. The performers split some time ago to form two separate goups. The David Miller Band, which was actually formed first, failed to get the recording contract which went...

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Titus 01.07.13 8:53am
Titus
Forsyth "I will remember Glasto appearance forever" or next Friday as it's known

He still has the moves, hence the reason he is so good at coffin dodging...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 01.07.13 8:43am
theinvisiblecitychannels
Glenn Miller band “almost certain” to play Glastonbury in 2014

After years of speculation, the world famous swing combo responsible for hits like Satin Doll and Moonlight Serenade say they are “inches away” from formally agreeing to play the main Glastonbury...

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nickb 01.07.13 8:42am
Titus
Underpaid ex-bankers to start new careers as MPs 0
Sinnick 01.07.13 6:07am
Sinnick
City singles organize Straight Parade 0
Dumbnews 01.07.13 2:33am
Dumbnews
Ian Brady should be force fed pickled eggs and Brussels sprouts - for ever

Social commentator Libby Freeman made the comment on an internet forum thread as a reaction against what she describes as: "An evil manipulative bastard who deserves everything he gets." The comment...

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Paddy Berzinski 30.06.13 11:14pm
Paddy Berzinski
Wimbledon bosses admit 'lubing' tennis courts to assist Murray to final

More tomorrow. must.switch.off.NewsBiscuit...

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Jesus H 30.06.13 10:29pm
Jesus H
Moaning man with 10 stone testicles told to "grow a pair"

A man with 10 stone testicles has split Britain down the middle. In one camp, he has plenty of admirers who appluad him, saying he's got "some balls". In the other camp, attitudes could not be more...

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ronseal 30.06.13 10:15pm
NorthernGravy
North Koreans unaware of their stereotypes 1
Scronnyglonkle 30.06.13 10:08pm
Sinnick
Obama "humbled" by racist U.S. jails.

Having recently visited Nelson Mandela's Robben Island jail, President Obama was pleased to announce that the U.S. is still the world's leader in incarcerating ethnic minorities. Having already...

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Wrenfoe 30.06.13 9:49pm
Lindy Moone
Menopausal Horde Tramples Inventor to Death

Professor Jorge Jorgensen, Icelandic co-inventor of the 'Hot and Cold Flush Extractor Cape', a device which will save millions of women from suffering and add limitless free power to the grid, was...

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Lindy Moone 30.06.13 9:14pm
Lindy Moone
Stealth Bomber flypast goes unnoticed 4
Idiot 30.06.13 8:39pm
A.A.Arkwright
Eskimos sick and tired of having their noses rubbed in a racial stereotype 0
A.A.Arkwright 30.06.13 8:38pm
A.A.Arkwright
John Denver to play Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury 0
custard cream 30.06.13 8:12pm
custard cream
As Mandela hangs on whites consider using silver bullets. 0
MADJEZ 30.06.13 6:15pm
MADJEZ
Traditional values still alive as Texas celebrates 500th execution

Texas cemented its place at the top of the leader board for number of executions per state on Wednesday, and the general atmosphere is one of joviality as Texans revel in their dominance of the...

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Kirby Muxloe 30.06.13 6:06pm
Dick Everyman
Mandela delighted not to have missed Glastonbury. 0
Boutros 30.06.13 5:44pm
Boutros
House Of Lords to get £100,000 new toilets for those all night sittings!

According to the Master of the Rolls...

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Ian Searle 30.06.13 1:41pm
Ian Searle
Wimbledon

Due to typo, elderly actress through to forth round., "I didn't know Dame Flora was still alive" said an old friend."She'll need more than a glass of Robinsons Lemon Barley to survive the next match...

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Colin S 30.06.13 12:06pm
Colin S
Fun with small town America TN 38050

Not much is funnier than tiny town politicians. Maury City TN 38050----------By now Americans could use a laugh about someone else's budget insanity, but moslty the world will laugh at small town...

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StevL 30.06.13 10:38am
Lindy Moone
World of cricket mourns the death of 'Nervous Nick' at 99

The world of cricket was today mourning the death of Nicholas Wilthsire, the cricketer renowned for being run out on 99 more times than any other in his career, including famously for England against...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 30.06.13 9:26am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Historical re-enactment society to restage 80sbattle for control of Labour Party

The infamous battle of Coventry, between the puritanical Militant Tendency and the cavalier New Labour party, is to be restaged by a historical re-enactment society for the first time. MORE SOON...

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ronseal 30.06.13 8:56am
ronseal
Rolling Stones Major Career Breakthrough Likely After Glastonbury Success 0
Titus 30.06.13 6:51am
Titus
Orangemen say "No" to stereotype. 1
Al OPecia 30.06.13 6:41am
Sinnick
Iranian farmer stoned to death for animal husbandry. Goat in mourning. 0
Maverick 29.06.13 11:34pm
Maverick
Britain's oldest hypochondriac dies aged 98

The hypochondriac community is in mourning today as their oldest member, Robert Henford, passed away. Friends say he had been feeling unwell for about 80 years or so. “He was always ahead of the...

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sydalg 29.06.13 11:09pm
Yikes