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No, not experienced HORSE Sun editor tells cops on eve of Rooney brothel sting 0
ronseal 3 years
"Upper class people are more likely to behave selfishly, studies suggest" 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

In other news, Pope not a Hindu, bears prefer forested facilities...

Public shocked at St Pauls camp evictions. 'Was it still there ?' said most. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Tom Daley signs sponsorship deal with Gravity 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

with hat tip to Gary S for the thought...

Boris Johnson Shock Discovery: Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Boris Johnson Shocked, Saddened, Visibly Less Aroused to Discover Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports etc....

Would you like Adele to sit on your lap? 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Slim, elegant, rounded. Built for comfort as well as speed. Quick start-up; can handle your enormous RAM...

'The Artist' blamed as Cage's '4min 33sec' tops classical music chart 1
pinxit 3 years
Alan Carr to host Camp Evictions 0
cinquecento 3 years
Americans "don't do ironing" 0
Hoops McCann 3 years

apparently...

Wrist-worn activity monitor proves a disappointment 0
Tom55 3 years

Health Minister Simon Burns today expressed his disappointment at misleading figures for physical exercise among teenage males. Initial readings from a pilot study using the wrist-worn "Nike Fuel...

Liz Windsor named as new England manager 4
wallster 3 years

Following this month's resignation of Fabio Capello, the FA has announced that the England manager's job has been awarded to long standing Commonwealth manager, Liz Windsor. Mrs Windsor, who has...

Public warned against the Costa Coffee, as another Costa ship hits trouble. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Trophy for new £1m UK engineering prize to be made in China 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bailiffs force Occupy London to re-brand 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government to stop bankers eating children 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Darren Bent misses again 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Protesters Occupy prison cells 0
ianslat 3 years
Church cross 1
medici2471 3 years
Self Obsessed eating out Tweets lead to Internet's first Supper Injunction 9
ronseal 3 years

An obsessive Twitter maniac has been served with a writ stopping him from constantly broadcasting every detail of his eating habits. But the Supper Injunction could be contested by lawyers for...

"I can't stand the swearing", Commissioner for Oaths quits 0
medici2471 3 years
Vatican burns 5 tons of photos before 'Church in NoW hacking' named as Charlotte 1
pere floza 3 years
Meryl Streep wins "Best Meryl Streep" award at oscars 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Millionaire capitalist: "baffling" resistance to appropriation of surplus value. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

More from a textbook later...

'Putin wins by a landslide'! 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

States premature ejaculation society newsletter...

Vodafone unveils new mobile phone that transfers funds into offshore tax havens 1
ronseal 3 years

[I'm going for the UKUNcut vote here]...

Transport for London unveils new Hope on Hope off routemaster 0
ronseal 3 years
Radio adaptation of "The Artist" surprise failure 2
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Unnamed footballer clocks up 900th extra marital affair 5
grumblechops 3 years

Players, managers and pundits were lined up today to heap praise on a mystery footballer who this weekend added the 900th notch to his impressively battle-scarred bedpost when he slipped his winner...

A4E and Charlie George. Police probe egg based welfare-to-work scheme 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has unveiled plans to end hereditary privilege in Britain by introducing directly-elected newspaper editors. ‘It’s time to end this anachronistic, unaccountable...