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Anti-smoking campaign to try reverse psychology by showing it is cool to smoke 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Boat Race stopped after floater found in Thames. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Rebecca Adlington sensationally disqualified from University boat race 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Oxford encouraged to spend more time with old oars. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Man says he just can't be bothered to climb Mount Everest 1
roybland 3 years

A Shropshire man says he isn't going to bother climbing Mount Everest even if it's been climbed a few times already. In a letter to the Royal Geographical Society, Bill Hunt, 56, says he won't be...

Tory Island Inhabitants Call Present Tory Party A Disgrace To Horse Thieving 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"That lot of Tories in London are a bunch of sneaky, under-the-counter horse thieves. Whereas, our ancestors were the real deal."...

Andrew Lansley to be kept behind screen as ban comes into force 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Cameron & Osborne, Jointly Presented With "Wreck Of The Hesperus" Painting.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.For services not rendered...

PM under fire in 'Cash for Cameron for Cameron' scandal 5
captainthomas 3 years

Fresh controversy has erupted around the Prime Minister in the wake of the 'Cash for Cameron' scandal, following allegations that David Cameron misused Conservative Party funds donated to gain access...

Apro to launch feel good product: Soya milk of human kindness. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Storm the Bastille app could 'revolutionise business' 0
ronseal 3 years

Working from his shabby office in a run down part of Paris, France, a little known inventor called Les Miserables has created a flash mob application that could revolutionise business in France. It...

Al Qaeda suicide drowner disorientates boat race 0
rustytruss 3 years
Cardinal urges Christians to scare the shit out of non-believers 3
roybland 3 years

Britain's most senior Roman Catholic Church cleric has called for Christians to wear a cross every day to scare the shit out of non-believers. In his Easter Sunday sermon, Cardinal Keith O'Brien...

Experts prove that Shakespeare was a Scot... 0
Theoldcrow 3 years

Experts in Edinburgh have announced that they have conclusive proof that England's national bard was in fact a Scot. Using a revolutionary tecnique called 'anagrammatical drift', by which the letters...

Experts prove that Shakespeare was a Scot... 0
Theoldcrow 3 years

Experts in Edinburgh have announced that they have conclusive proof that England's national bard was in fact a Scot. Using a revolutionary tecnique called 'anagrammatical drift', by which the letters...

Foreign News: Last Two Private Employees in Greece Buckling under Tax Stress 0
ud5 3 years

Nikko Daralas and Loukas Gojas, the last two employees in the Greek private sector, have complained that workers can no longer cope with the increasing tax burden. Nikko, 32 from Kritinia (Rhodes,...

Government to make it easier for giant pandas to adopt 8
ianslat 3 years

The Government has announced plans to speed up the adoption process to enable cubless giant pandas to adopt more easily. Prime Minister David Cameron vowed to tackle the ‘absurd barriers to...

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button 3 years

On relectionm this was shit. Post in haste, repent at leisure...

UEFA say new football for Euro2012 "...modelled on Garth Crooks' head" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later. One for the 'Final Score' footer fans there...

Greggs to sell Ambient Cross Buns. 0
weematt 3 years
Sliced hot cross bun loaf hailed as the best thing since sliced bread 0
simonjmr 3 years
Why people hate me for being beautiful, by David Cameron 18
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

On a recent trip to a restaurant with friends I was delighted when a man came over and gave £250,000 to me to support my political party. ‘This is from the executives at HSBC – they want to...

iPhone 5 Will Walk Your Dog 0
The Galah 3 years

On the stroke of one minute past midnight today, Apple's iPhone 5 launched to much pomp and fanfare, and to the sound of a million anoraks being hastily zipped up. The brand spanking new phone allows...

James Cameron ‘astonished’ to learn there really was a ‘Titanic’ 1
3 years

Director of long films James Cameron has spoken of his ‘astonishment’ at learning there really was a ship called the Titanic, which also sank after hitting an iceberg. Cameron wrote and directed...

Romans to outsource crucifixion service 5
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

State Governor Pontious Pilate has announced bold plans to transform the Judean Crucifixion Service. By transferring Centurion staff into a new private-public partnership with Serco/G4S he claims...

GCHQ snooping on email and web surfing was our idea says Google patent lawsuit 3
ronseal 3 years

A tiny insignificant european principality called Britain could face the mighty Google in court, after inadvertently falling foul of one of the software giant's patents. The trouble happened after...

Diana Ross:SLAMS N Korea's Supreme Leader . 'BOY! I AM the Supreme's leader!' 0
Imaginary Monster or am I 3 years

A close source also revealed further action would be taken if North Korea's official leader's personal anthem is changed to 'I'm in the middle of a chain reaction' from the classic Orville legendary...

David Cameron causes panic in Dixons 0
MrG123 3 years

In light of a recent scare concerning a virus effecting apple computers the government has released a statement urging the public to 'stock up Macs' incase the virus does hit., The statement that...

Marshall amp creator goes all the way to hell/heaven 15
charlies_hat 3 years

ok, so you have to say it quickly...

Bell Ringers Banned by Local Church Have Been Awarded No-Bell Prize 1
GillsImp 3 years