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Gibraltar gets ready for Spanish ownership after Cameron vows to protect them 0
simonjmr 30.08.13 2:52pm
simonjmr
Cows form their own militia army in response to repeated delays in badger cull 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.08.13 2:42pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Man found hiding in train toilet only paid bog standard fair 4
davetwojackets 30.08.13 12:59pm
davetwojackets
George Cloony and David Cameron for Bond Film.

George Cloony admitted to wanting the role of Drax in forthcoming remake of the James Bond movie Moonraker He said "I have put considerable amounts of time and money into this project. The role has...

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Ian Collier 30.08.13 12:55pm
Ian Collier
UK Government publishes Parliament recall schedule

The Government has just published a schedule for future world crises which will trigger the recall of parliament in order to allow MPs to plan their holidays better. Similar to the new “Forward...

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rogerg 30.08.13 12:09pm
rogerg
Met Police arrest entire 1970s. 4
Sfox 30.08.13 12:04pm
AReader
‘Lame Duck’ Cameron considers Rio Paralympics

Prime Minister David Cameron is weighing up his chances for the 2016 Paralympics in Rio since last night’s vote on Syria qualified him to participate in the recently announced ‘Lame Duck’...

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cinnahmon 30.08.13 11:54am
cinnahmon
Assad calls for military action in UK after badger cull details leaked 0
simonjmr 30.08.13 11:54am
simonjmr
Badger Cull Causes Potato Price Increase

The use of potatoes to bait Badgers has led to an alarming increase in the price of spuds.., A Government spokesman defended the use of spuds in the practice because "Everybody knows, Badger loves...

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Flugelbinder 30.08.13 11:13am
Flugelbinder
Spending spree at Arsenal finally begins as Wenger buys Galaxy McFlurry

The rumoured summer spending spree at Arsenal looks set to be underway at last as manager Arsene Wenger was spotted buying a Galaxy Caramel McFlurry at a McDonalds near the Emirates Stadium. With...

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Spartacus 30.08.13 10:59am
Midfield Diamond
Captain Pugwash latest celebrity to be interviewed over historic abuse claims 1
bonjonelson 30.08.13 10:05am
A.A.Arkwright
Android release Stephen Fry App to compete with Apple's Siri

Following the success of Apple's Siri, with the ability to answer endless streams of mundane questions, Android are set to release a new Stephen Fry App, modelled on the well respected & loved...

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Flugelbinder 30.08.13 9:52am
Flugelbinder
Do you want to buy "Reasons to bomb Syria" Google asks Downing Street researcher

A frantic Downing Street researcher was presented with a series of critical questions last night as he conducted in depth research among all the intelligence resources available to him. "Would you...

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ronseal 30.08.13 9:39am
ronseal
Italian football relief as UK votes against attack on Serie A 0
3zincold 30.08.13 9:16am
3zincold
Americans now eating yellow-bellied back-stabbing Limey mother****er muffins

for breakfast...

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A.A.Arkwright 30.08.13 8:31am
A.A.Arkwright
Cameron Arrested over commons betting scam

Fraud squad officers raided No. 10 Downing Street at dawn this morning and arrested the PM David Cameron amid claims he had received substantial sums of money from Indian book makers to throw the...

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Scronnyglonkle 30.08.13 7:50am
Titus
UKIP Applauds Commons Vote Over Syrian Intervention

"Right from the outset, our party has consistently made it clear that it opposes the idea of armed intervention by the UK in the Syrian conflict" said Nigel Farage. "Not for the first time, the...

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Titus 30.08.13 7:29am
Titus
First the Ashes now Rolf, why do you Pommie Bastards hate us asks Aussie PM 0
Scronnyglonkle 30.08.13 7:13am
Scronnyglonkle
Cameron May Adopt 'Irish Referendum' Tactic Over Syria Vote

"Parliament has freely and democratically chosen to vote the wrong way over our possible armed intervention in syria" said the Prime Minister. "Of course we will respect this decision. I believe...

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Titus 30.08.13 7:02am
Titus
No action on Syria as UK Navy in Gibraltar, on leave.

more later...

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virtuallywill 30.08.13 6:35am
virtuallywill
Beef unwittingly infiltrates equestrian world

Haighton Moore has been stripped of the Accrington Gold Cup after it emerged the horse he rode to victory was, in fact, a brown cow. Suspicions were initially raised when Moore was a furlong ahead on...

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ChairmanMouth 30.08.13 5:26am
ChairmanMouth
Salmond To Build Pie In The Sky.

First Minister of Scotland, Alex Salmond took to the floor of the Scottish Parliament today to announce the world’s first ever venture to unite the scientific world with bakers. He told MP’s that...

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Macrahanish 30.08.13 2:56am
Macrahanish
MPs protest against curtailed holidays. 2
Ref Minor 29.08.13 11:01pm
Lens Cap
LATEST: President authorises Tomahawk missile strike on Westminster. 0
Ref Minor 29.08.13 10:35pm
Ref Minor
Rolf charged with making indecent image of child, with a 4" paintbrush.

Can you guess what it is yet.. Defence say it could be anything...

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MADJEZ 29.08.13 10:28pm
MADJEZ
Assad hits back over crimes against humanity citing new Paul McCartney single. 2
Ref Minor 29.08.13 10:26pm
Ref Minor
Cameron: OK, sod it....Let them all gas each other! 0
topfotogmw 29.08.13 9:41pm
topfotogmw
Police deny quality of Rolf's paintings affected their decision to prosecute

poor Rolf, I love him...

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custard cream 29.08.13 9:36pm
custard cream
Rolf: Rolf.

if he's found guilty...

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sillybugger 29.08.13 9:18pm
sillybugger
Music fans want Hans Blix to tour 'one last time'

Heavy Metal aficionados have joined an online campaign to tempt the once great 'weapon's inspector' for a farewell gig in Syria. The Swedish diplomat is famed for such songs as 'Love Bomb', the...

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Wrenfoe 29.08.13 8:34pm
Squudge