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Heston Blumenthal condemns rhino poaching: 'they are best fried in tiger blood' 4
charlies_hat 13.01.13 9:15am
Squudge
Mathematicians Not Sure if an iPhone is Complex or Just Imaginary 2
Titus 13.01.13 7:59am
button
Edwina Currie: 'Creepy white-haired man groomed and seduced me in 1980's'

'I should have known it was wrong. The moment I saw he wore his underpants over his trousers,' she laments...

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pinxit 13.01.13 12:33am
dvo4fun
Monkey Tennis dropped from 2023 TV schedules for being “too highbrow”...

Sandi Toksvig, Director General of the BBC since the surprise resignation of Jeremy Paxman, has announced that the current series of Monkey Tennis will be the last. “It’s a sad day for the...

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Tripod 12.01.13 11:28pm
stalinetta
Returning origami expert welcomed back into the fold 0
Smart Alex 12.01.13 11:04pm
Smart Alex
"More disappointments to follow" promises Star Wars produces

Senior Disney executives have guaranteed to continue the series of heartbreaks that have followed the release of the original Star Wars trilogy. A spokesman explained, "'Return of the Jedi' started...

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apepper 12.01.13 10:41pm
deskpilot3
Government Reveals Contingency Plans for Snow: Two Lumps of Coal and a Carrot 0
SJM 12.01.13 10:12pm
SJM
Belfast council agree to fly flag indoors

Loyalist protesters have welcomed a concession by Belfast council to fly the union flag every day, albeit indoors. "Hundartadly, thus us a vuctury fur cummun sunse.", said a spokesman. The flag is...

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apepper 12.01.13 9:02pm
apepper
Captain Schettino wins Splash! 0
antharrison 12.01.13 8:19pm
antharrison
Army defends camouflage scandal; "It's not what it looks like"

More to follow...

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apepper 12.01.13 7:34pm
apepper
"Lets run this up the flagpole and see who salutes it", says Belfast mayor

That Belfast brainstorm could have gone better...

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custard cream 12.01.13 5:46pm
Squudge
After lunch watching Oscar nominations John turns up at Chelsea training ground

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pinxit 12.01.13 5:38pm
pinxit
Anne Hathaway’s husband to change name to William Shakespeare

Actor Adam Shulman, husband of American actress Anne Hathaway, is to change his name to William Shakespeare the couple have announced. The move is seen as a stunt to publicise Hathaway recently...

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Reg Herring 12.01.13 4:43pm
Reg Herring
Belfast Union Flag Will Only Be Flown to Celebrate British Royal Birthdays

"We are delighted" said a Nationalist spkesman. "Oh hang on a moment "...

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Titus 12.01.13 3:09pm
Titus
Obama's hint at accelerated pull out leaves Karzai high and dry...

More to come...

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Joe Reynolds 12.01.13 2:35pm
Joe Reynolds
New laptops to dispense milk

The prospect of UHT milk dispensed through USB ports on new laptop computers inched nearer to reality as tech giants Samsung unveiled their prototype “iMoo” computer, which can download milk in...

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nickb 12.01.13 12:56pm
nickb
News headlines over exposed to photography puns

Shutters come down on Jessops., Customers zoom off to Curries., Amazon snaps camera business away from high street., Families' picture of desperation., Jessops blames over exposure to online...

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Boutros 12.01.13 10:39am
Tess Goes
GET HIM OFF MY TELEVISION!!! - says everyone

A class action is being filed on behalf of the British Public against BBC, ITV and C4 jointly to redress trauma and distress of seeing 'that bastard' every time the news is broadcast. Or any BBC...

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Squudge 12.01.13 9:45am
Squudge
Ryanair to be design consultants for proposed new high-capacity prisons 1
Titus 12.01.13 5:30am
Titus
'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist

A scientist who specialises in aquatic mammal research has discovered that 'prune-like' human fingers 'almost certainly evolved' to better provide hand relief to dolphins. Dr Gert Schneider tested...

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Dawsons creek 12.01.13 3:42am
Username
boil before reading - random jottings of the feverish

[center]-, It must be great to wake up as Christopher Walken, particularly if you went to sleep as Adam Sandler., To catch a frisson of this thrill I used to wear a Walkenmask to bed, so it would...

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FlashArry 12.01.13 3:04am
FlashArry
Shutters come down at Jessops 2
Iscariot 12.01.13 12:53am
Iscariot
What’s On TV tonight

BBC1 09:00 The Graham Norton Show, Chat show in which host Graham is joined by Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross, Frank Skinner and Rob Brydon, BBC2 10:00 The Alan Carr Show, Chat show in which host Alan...

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Geraldine Wiley 11.01.13 11:01pm
Sinnick
Kate portrait confirms link with Vigo the Carpathian from Ghosbusters 2

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custard cream 11.01.13 10:36pm
Dick Everyman
Britain tipped to win gold in bottle throwing at 2016 Olympics. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.01.13 7:49pm
dominic_mcg
"P45? That'll do nicely," say 5,400 AMEX employees. 2
Boutros 11.01.13 7:44pm
sigmund
‘Benefit cap could decimate holiday industry’ warn operators

People on job seekers allowance say the proposed cut in their benefit will almost certainly mean taking the whole family on that fortnight’s break to the Maldives is now out of the question., Most...

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Geraldine Wiley 11.01.13 7:39pm
sigmund
Ugly, penniless sex-addicts to be downgraded to mere wankers.

more later...

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Joe Reynolds 11.01.13 6:58pm
Joe Reynolds
Trouble brews over the title of Jimmy Savile's newly discovered memoir...

'Children should be seen-to and not heard'...

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Joe Reynolds 11.01.13 6:50pm
Joe Reynolds
Savile inquiry a 'touching tribute'

BOOOOOOOOOM...

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Bourbon 11.01.13 4:23pm
sponge finger