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Retraction: Facebook Have Bought Out Instagram, Not Islam As Originally Reported 1
Textbook 3 years
S**t a Brick 7
LJN1 3 years

Reading the Daily Mail 'There are downsides to looking this pretty' article by Samantha Brick a few days ago, my first thought was ‘this has to be a joke.’ A late April Fool prank. And a damn...

Depressive Batman dons his futility belt 1
cinquecento 3 years
Osborne admits "I do talk total bollocks pretty much all the time" 3
Scroat 3 years

Tantamount to an admission of guilt...

"It is what it is" Spanish lessons reduced to just saying S O C K S 0
simonjmr 3 years
Samantha Brick extradited to France for inciting hate crimes against herself 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Vinnie Jones CPR TV commercial ‘grabs viewers by the balls’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Missile launch thwarted after North Korean tanker drivers strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Children in care numbers rise as parents become more aware of the option 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Parents joy as court rules Zhu Zhu Hamsters can be extradited to US. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
PM "Shocked" to find George Osborne is Chancellor 0
apepper 3 years

Prime Minister, David Cameron said he was "shocked" to discover that George Osborne is Chancellor of the Exchequer. "I thought he was a chum from school on a visit, I had no idea he had an official...

G.O.L.D. TV's election debate to feature Ashdown, Kinnock and Thatcher. 8
Stan 3 years
Straw Poll Suggests... 0
Chindle 3 years

Straw Poll Suggests Eastern European Remakes of Worzel Gummidge Can Be Successfully Renamed...

Kim Jong Un declares historic and unprecedented 'pasty tax' victory! 0
Imaginary Monster or am I 3 years

In a (yawningly) amazing ststement, North Korea have stunningly claimed a monumental victory over Britain's Posh Millionaire David Cameron. Best leader in the world ever, ever, ever Kim Jong Ungry...

Ho's pipe ban 'could have saved Whitney' 6
cinquecento 3 years
West Midlands woman's life in ruins after bus passengers see her in front room 9
Oxbridge 3 years

It was only a five-second lapse in concentration but it was enough to ruin 48 years of hard work. For in the five seconds between opening the curtains and realising the problem, Joan Bonsall, 72, it...

New Ferrari criticized for being too affordable 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Ecclestone Found After 'Losing Moral Compass in Desert' Scare 0
pinxit 3 years

Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has been found 'wandering around the desert' after a full-scale search was launched for the missing billionaire in Bahrain. Ecclestone was driving alone in the...

School violin teacher admits 'Kiddy Fiddlers' not the best company name 5
kimllfixit 3 years
Enid Blyton to print 'Five get extradited to US' and 'Five get a life sentence' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Osborne 'shock' that rich have more money 0
Mrs Olly Murs 3 years
Harley Street Gynaecologist in 'Rug Doctor' copyright row 1
AledW 3 years
Chelsea Football Club Forced To Change Its Name 19
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Due to a crackdown by local trading officers, re misleading trade names, Chelsea FC have been forced to change their name to Hammersmith FC. In response to this, Fulham FC, which is a genuine...

Zebedee to star in new Hollywood Arab Spring movie 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Millionaire tax avoiders 'shock' chancellor 1
Mick99 3 years

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said he is "shocked" that some of the UK's richest people have organised their finances so that they pay virtually no income tax. Mr Osborne...

Helmand alarm as marine opens grenade box to find it full of chocolate eggs 0
pinxit 3 years
Mule admonished for being as stubborn as a man 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Jealous mountaineers confused by feelings of shardenfreude 0
nickb 3 years
Enormous metaphor sunk by the tip of a synecdoche. 2
Lemon difficult 3 years
Man traumatised by being "well balanced, happy and normal" 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It's held me back for years, no one can understand the stigma and trauma I experience everyday, by not being depressed, harrassed, stressed or victimised, the tipping point came this morning with...