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Euro zone holds Greek god responsible for the Poseidoned economy. 2
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Dateline 3578 A.D. Captain James Kirk and Starship Enterprise return to earth... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

in a last-ditch attempt to sort out the Euro crisis., “Give it up, Jim, it’s beyond hope”, advises Spock...

Celebrations as seven billionth person gets tattooed 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Calls to ban Bargain Hunt & Loose Women after revelation that Tabak viewed them 0
simonjmr 3 years
Merkel wears poppy, Papandreou eats Turkish Delight, Sarkozy refrains from Brie 2
antharrison 3 years

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed that if she wears a poppy to commemorate the loss of allied troops over the past 300 years that Papandreou must eat a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish Delight...

Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims 10
Kuifje 3 years

Islamic groups were protesting last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old Nando's Chicken employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The...

Greek PM insolvent abuse admission 5
charlies_hat 3 years
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Drylaw 3 years
New invention, Piezo-Electric Keyboards, Gov'mnt to introduce "Keyed in Tariffs" 0
Rowly 3 years

At last, I could get paid for writing nonsense...

Papandreou hoping his Movember growth will please fellow world leaders.. 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Amazon to capture Christmas sales with new "Kindle Vintage" 5
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Book retail giant Amazon has unveiled the Kindle Vintage, a paper version of the hugely successful Kindle e-reader, which is expected to sell millions of units this Christmas. The new gadget comes...

Boris calls for aminal children to be muzzled and on a lead in public.. 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
'Canoe Man' breaks his silence. "It's a kayak" 1
Perks 3 years
Change in succession to throne means Barbara Windsor will be next monarch. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Long held belief that 'no man is an lsland' disputed by Frank Madagascar. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Rober Peston: "Italy is next for Greecy slope" 2
dvo4fun 3 years
BBC says panorama special will investigate "what is Anton Ferdinand?" 3
borednow 3 years

More pre tournament England captain controversy expected soon...

What does a grecian earn? 0
euanc 3 years

Despair amongst comedians that Grecian urn jokes may come back in fashion...

Rev. Green resignation blamed on protesters, in the study, using a pipe 0
Perks 3 years
Bankers 'the new blacks' 0
Screenie 3 years
Solar Panel Tariffs to be reduced, deadline, Sunset December 12th 1
Rowly 3 years

But Neutrino Panel Tariffs to be cut 60 nanoseconds earlier, (more sooner than later)...

Spartans win in battle for Greece 0
reforse 3 years

More to follow., ., ., (Just getting in early for if the Greeks vote to accept the bailout and severe Austerity measures)...

Justin Bieber "talent" rumours denied by management 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

A spokeswoman for Justin Bieber has denied rumours that the global teen pop sensation has become a talented musician. A 22-year-old woman from Utah has claimed in a national US newspaper that she...

EU leaders protest angrily at Greek attempt at democracy. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

“Do they think they invented it?” says Merkel...

250 protesters evicted from Charlotte Church 3
wallster 3 years

Police have moved in to evict a large group of men who had been camping in an area just outside Charlotte Church. The group, calling themselves 'Occupy Welsh Treat' had been protesting against greed...

Beckham admits, "I'm not ready to start tackling yet." More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Sarkozy and Merkel complain Greece "being slippery". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
'Fatigue cat' banker is just pulling a sickie 4
Perks 3 years

It has been revealed that Lloyds TSB Chief Executive Anotonio Horta-Osorio, has decided to pull a 2 month sickie, starting with immediate affect. Lloyds' board of directors issued a press release...

'Regular fracking causes earth to move for us' say millions of Lancastrians 2
pinxit 3 years
Jersey Boys and Les Miserables call snap referendum on Greece bailout. 1
godly1966 3 years