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Outrage as Bob-a-job week earnings set below statutory minimum wage level 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Dib, dib, dib...

Pudsey to reveal all on Paws Morgan's Life Stories 0
ianslat 3 years
Roy Hodgson admits Jim Rosenthal was first choice..... 0
thackaray 3 years

"he's ability to talk complete shite and football punditary is legendary"...

350,000 Manchester City fans at the Etihad stadium as City claim title 8
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

An estimated 350,000 Man City supporters were present yesterday at the Etihad stadium to watch Manchester City lift the Premier League title. The crowd figure is based on the number office workers...

Forget all this nonsense about being 'customer facing' police tell taxi drivers 6
ronseal 3 years

After a spate of accidents, The London Association of Taxi Drivers has told its member to abandon their strategy of being more 'customer facing'. One driver, whose head went backwards through the...

Man Utd cancel open top bus parade through Surrey 1
Perks 3 years
Greek cheesemakers say Euro bailout a "feta compli" 1
nickb 3 years
Society For Prevention of Time Measurement "Working against the clock" 0
apepper 3 years

More follows...

Local Lothario celebrates eighth full year of paternity leave 5
3 years

A womaniser from Liverpool’s Shippam’s Estate is celebrating tonight, after securing his eighth full year of paternity leave. Dave Grobbelaar, 27, received the happy news by text message from...

Chewing Gum impairs short term memory says study 3
Otis B Driftwood 3 years

According to researhers at Cardiff University Kozlov, M. D., Hughes, R. W., & Jones, D. M. (in press). Gummed-Up Memory: Chewing Gum Impairs Short-Term Recall. Quarterly Journal of Experimental...

Sea Shepherd founder arrested after flock of sheep drowns 1
beau-jolly 3 years
"Ugly" Buckingham Palace to be replaced by Preston bus station 0
grottymonty 3 years

more carbuncles soon...

A nation mourns as inventor of inflatible footwear pops his clogs 7
apepper 3 years

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Scottish brewers in search for double strength unit of alcohol 1
Tomfinger 3 years
Spiritual Polar Bear to raise global warming awareness in Paws for Thaws 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fisherman's birthday celebrations really did push the boat out 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cheeky and audacious tea break confectionary thief - 'takes the biscuit' 0
thackaray 3 years
BBC demand BGT winner has eye gouged out before appearance on the One Show 0
simonjmr 3 years
Britains Got Talent winner in bone-hacking scandal 2
pushmoocat 3 years

Chews of the World exclusive...

Glaswegians' cost of living to double with 50p per unit food price shock. 0
Boutros 3 years
Windscreen washer price war – rate drops to a “sympathetic eyebrow raise” 0
Yikes 3 years

In a sign that the recession is affecting all areas of society, roadside windscreen washers are now routinely charging a sympathetic eyebrow raise, with some charging as little as stony-faced...

Outbreak of not being a Man Utd fan syndrome everywhere but Manchester 0
Old Hat 3 years

After Man City’s last minute title win in controversial and completely unnecessary extra time, Man United fans everywhere have been struck down with Acute Not Being a Man United Fan Syndrome. ...

Confused Tinchy Stryder "thought he was married to Sting" 0
nickb 3 years
Pudsey revealed as a diva dog as backstage staff say he has distemper! 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Luxembourg Boxing Council sanction Barton v Balotelli rematch 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Dalai Lama and Gareth Malone in shock signing for the Darkside 0
simonjmr 3 years

Emperor Palpatine has today announced that he has signed the Dalai Lama and Gareth Malone as emergency cover for his ailing Galatic Empire and Sith Lord counter culture. In the last 30 years...

Ferguson commissions new sculpture for Etihad stadium: "The B of the Bastards!" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Cameron and Clegg to sue Ashleigh and Pudsey for stealing their long-running act 0
cinquecento 3 years
Only boys Aloud fans slam Ashleigh and Pudsey for buying the title. 0
Smith0ne 3 years

To some Ashleigh and Pudsey may seem like a lowly mongrel and a moderately attractive teen done good but fans of rivals Only Boys Aloud have moved to condemn their success, claiming that they brought...

Rochdale welcomes return of 'bob-a-job' 0
pere floza 3 years