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Imitation ale on the increase. Police unable to detect micro breweries. 0
weematt 12.11.12 5:00pm
weematt
BBC tea lady to "fill role" of DG in mornings 2
Drylaw 12.11.12 4:54pm
Drylaw
ITV announces brewery sponsored police series, "Bringing up the Boddies" 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 4:32pm
simonjmr
Acting BBC director general is product of twisted fertility experiment

Acting director general of the BBC, Tim Davie, is the result of a disturbing fertility experiment gone wrong, it has emerged. Leaked government reports have revealed that Mr Davie is the product of...

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Old Hat 12.11.12 3:46pm
custard cream
BBC chaos: Murdoch's cardiac Doc says "Just one more laugh could be critical"

more chuckles soon...

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dvo4fun 12.11.12 3:30pm
dvo4fun
Exchequer in shock 'good news' announcement

Against a background of benefit cuts, fuel hikes, tax increases, job losses and double-dip recessions goverment critics have complained about the lack of good news emanating from the Exchequer. In...

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Dick Everyman 12.11.12 3:24pm
Dick Everyman
New BBC head vows to 'get a grip", something Savile also said to his victims 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 3:03pm
simonjmr
Sri Lanka leads global condemnation of Breivik jail conditions.

Following Breivik’s letter to the European Court of Human Rights complaining of cold coffee, insufficient time for his morning shave and not being allowed the TV remote, Sri Lanka is spearheading...

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malgor 12.11.12 2:47pm
Midfield Diamond
BBC Director General sacked on-air by John Humphries...

John Humphries has given George Entwhistle, Director General of the BBC, his marching orders. The irascible anchorman of Radio 4’s Today programme completed the character assassination of a...

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Tripod 12.11.12 2:36pm
Midfield Diamond
Qatada wins appeal against Jordan deportation but must release Andre 0
custard cream 12.11.12 2:24pm
custard cream
Head of Channel 4 resigns over shoddy journalism

Channel 5 Director General, John Entwistle, has resigned in the wake of a controversial child abuse broadcast, which contained what is widely regarded as shoddy and inaccurate stuff. The former Who...

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Skylarking 12.11.12 1:19pm
Golgo13
John Humphrys “goes rogue” at the BBC. Martial Law declared...

Having sacked George Entwhistle, Director General of the BBC, after an abrasive interview on Today, and declaring himself “president for life”, John Humphrys has established his war-room in what...

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Tripod 12.11.12 1:16pm
custard cream
Vatican confirms Hobgoblin not diabolical heresy. Lager drinkers still unsure. 0
FlashArry 12.11.12 1:10pm
FlashArry
Spielberg films buys rights to ‘Schofield’s List’

Philip Schofield was said to be jubilant last night after news that Spielberg films has bought the rights to his epic tome, ‘Schofield’s List’ The film will tell the story of Phillippus...

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Dick Everyman 12.11.12 1:01pm
Sinnick
'SKY Movies to remake classic film' says Murdoch

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/patten2.jpg...

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pinxit 12.11.12 12:58pm
pinxit
Unrest in Muscat may be a bad oman say Sultans spokesman

more later...

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virtuallywill 12.11.12 12:43pm
arthurminnit
Entwistle to be forced to give up Blue Peter badge and Tufty club membership 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 12:33pm
simonjmr
Radical cleric claims deportation process "a postode lottery" 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 12:32pm
simonjmr
Fred Goodwin 'fully supports' George Entwistle's pay-out 0
dvo4fun 12.11.12 12:27pm
dvo4fun
Mr Tumble appointed Director General of BBC to bring integrity to BBC 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 12:12pm
simonjmr
Daily Mail editor resigns after printing a truthful story about immigrants

The editor of the Daily Mail resigned today after the paper published an article that broke "all the paper's established guidelines" The paper had published an article which implied that some...

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steve_l 12.11.12 12:10pm
steve_l
BBC not 'too big and cumbersome' says Deputy Head Acting Vice Director General 1
custard cream 12.11.12 11:12am
custard cream
Newsnight team to report on Invisibility Cloaks 0
Sinnick 12.11.12 10:57am
Sinnick
Newsnight to be presented by Gary Lineker and renamed 'Botch of the Day' 0
weematt 12.11.12 10:14am
weematt
No management crisis at BBC. Deputy Deputy Managers on standby. 0
weematt 12.11.12 10:02am
weematt
BBC2 launches 'The news on weeknights' to replace Newsnight 1
antharrison 12.11.12 10:01am
Sinnick
Inescapable paradox for football fans as Suarez seriously injures Terry 0
Oxbridge 12.11.12 9:02am
Oxbridge
BBC launch 'Newsnightie' in bid to monetize bedtime current affairs output

The BBC is to merchandise dedicated news and current affairs sleepware using branding around the flagship programme Newsnight. The Newsnightie, available in a choice of styles, including Jeremy...

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nickb 12.11.12 8:37am
Gerontius
Mesopotamia man in 'cow-lick' heartbreak

A man from Mespotamia is said to be devastated following reports that his wife may have been accidentally licked to death by a cow., The couple, a Mr & Mrs Lot from the Chaldees area had been on...

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Gerontius 12.11.12 8:18am
Gerontius
man has sex with Turkish flat bread, admits being a pidephile. 5
arthurminnit 12.11.12 7:38am
arthurminnit