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Senior Catholics explain opposition to same sex marriage

"If sex is always the same in a marriage, then it puts the holy sacrament of marriage in danger. So married people have a duty to dress up in turquoise latex, use knobbly battery driven equipment...

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nickb 21.08.12 4:28pm
nickb
Now Pietersen left out of England tiddlywinks team

In a move that will cause further upset to the troubled South African, England tiddlywinks team captain, Brian Watson, confirmed Kevin Pietersen will not be in the squad to face South Africa next...

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custard cream 21.08.12 3:24pm
custard cream
Britain to seek "diplomatic resolution" of row with Ecuador

But a Foreign Office spokesman said this week: "What do you expect when you're dealing with a bunch of gr**sy da*oes...

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Scroat 21.08.12 12:59pm
Scroat
Panama hat shortage ‘critical’ as Ecuadorian sanctions bite

Only a week into Ecuador’s worldwide ban on the export of panama hats, the sanctions are beginning to bite. President Rafael Correa has said sanctions will remain in place until the British...

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Des Custard 21.08.12 3:26pm
custard cream
George Galloway launches new range of rape alarms for early risers

hat tip to Rickwestwell from years ago...

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charlies_hat 21.08.12 11:00am
charlies_hat
Dumfries disassociates itself from Galloway 0
medici2471 21.08.12 10:58am
medici2471
Rape downgraded to "canola". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.08.12 1:05pm
JohnA
Judge orders Apple/Samsung jury to deliver verdict using predictive text

As the court case between Apple and Samsung draws to a close, in which both companies accuse each other of patent infrigements, the judge presiding over the case has asked jurors to deliver their...

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antharrison 21.08.12 9:48am
antharrison
Why ‘rape’ isn’t always wrong: A guide to sexual etiquette, by George Galloway

After the backlash from my recent comments regarding the allegations against Julian Assange, it has become clear that a lot of people do not fully understand sexual etiquette. So I’m here to tell...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.12 10:59pm
dvo4fun
Apple sue Xerox for copying

More to follow...

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apepper 21.08.12 9:41am
apepper
"First Trains Mary" down to extra collection plate income says Vatican

The Vatican has confirmed that, following a substantial input of loose change by the directors of First Group, the Virgin Mary will now be known as the First Trains Mary. Pope Bendict confirmed that...

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antharrison 21.08.12 9:30am
antharrison
Fall in Supermarket sales blamed on "Fatties".

In a leaked report, the recent decline in Supermarket food sales has been attributed, surprisingly, to the increase in the number of overweight/oversize shoppers. The number of “Fatties”, as...

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davecook194 21.08.12 10:41am
Oxbridge
The Elephant and the Bad Baby renamed: 'Galloway's Guide to Sexual Etiquette' 0
charlies_hat 21.08.12 8:25am
charlies_hat
Gove demands prettier A-Level Students. More soon.

Better late than never....

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Al OPecia 21.08.12 7:23am
Al OPecia
Tony Scott offers his services with no charge 1
Iscariot 21.08.12 7:35am
Sinnick
Unemployed LOCOG members use volunteers, police and soldiers for military coup

Blockaded into the Olympic Park, and under the direction of Danny Boyle, they declare Martial Law...

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Ian Searle 20.08.12 8:46pm
Ian Searle
Galloway looks up 'respect' in dictionary - and renames party. 0
ricky33 20.08.12 8:28pm
ricky33
Galloway to go on TV and demonstrate what rape actually is.

No more soon, please...

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Boutros 20.08.12 8:20pm
Boutros
High-flying businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling.

improved version of previous sub...

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Boutros 20.08.12 10:25pm
Boutros
Chinese judge clarifies; 'Suspended death sentence' actually means hanging 5
Perks 21.08.12 4:54pm
charlies_hat
Foreign Office; 'Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well'

In a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take...

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Perks 21.08.12 9:49am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ministry of Justice cutbacks sees judicial process outsourced to George Galloway

More verdicts soon...

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dvo4fun 20.08.12 7:12pm
dvo4fun
Topped gun. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 20.08.12 7:47pm
The All New Jeni B
Pardon? A Fatwa?

You don't frighten me mate...

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dvo4fun 20.08.12 7:04pm
dvo4fun
Assange wake-up call gets Galloway thumbs up 0
cinquecento 20.08.12 6:02pm
cinquecento
Judge brands Nadir a total ‘Asil’

More mis-quotes soon...

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MADJEZ 20.08.12 6:01pm
MADJEZ
Jane Austen 'not that good' says expert

It would seem that generations of bored A level English students have been proved right, as a respected scholar has reached the conclusion that Jane Austen was actually rubbish. Professor Stanley...

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ricky33 22.08.12 1:00pm
JohnA
Nadir at lowest point after being found guilty 0
custard cream 20.08.12 4:26pm
custard cream
Woman cut free by fire brigade after reading "50 shades" on a plastic chair. 0
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 4:24pm
dominic_mcg
Mr McGregor being tormented by thieving bastard rabbits

Archibald McGregor, a hard-working 78-year-old pensioner living in a small village in Lancashire, has been brought to the verge of a nervous breakdown by thefts from the vegetable garden he relies...

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Oxbridge 22.08.12 1:03pm
JohnA