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Teacher finally concedes Shakespeare was not the Eminem of his day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.02.13 3:53pm
dominic_mcg
Three More Reported Missing As Cops Probe 'Three Mile Connection'

Oxbridge police revealed today that they are investigating the disappearances of a further three Midwinter men, who were reported missing by concerned family members over the weekend. The latest...

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Paddy Berzinski 03.02.13 3:22pm
Paddy Berzinski
Google announce new augmented reality glasses will be known as Googgles 1
custard cream 03.02.13 3:18pm
Squudge
Met. Police confirm man tasered outside Buckingham Palace was not Prince Philip 0
custard cream 03.02.13 3:10pm
custard cream
House of Commons Publicity Department to arrange tours around Eric Pickles. 3
Al OPecia 03.02.13 3:07pm
Squudge
Police stop Knifeman with tactical use of Tizer 2
One Line Only 03.02.13 2:59pm
Squudge
Apple in bid for Etch A Sketch

Apple is to buy Etch A Sketch in a bid to remove the the main rival to the California computer giant's iPad. The move comes on the heels of the death of the inventor of the Etch A Sketch, Andre...

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roybland 03.02.13 2:01pm
roybland
Oscar hopeful ... 0
rob box 03.02.13 1:13pm
rob box
Michael Gove to play hobbit, "to save on prosthetics and make-up"... 0
Tripod 03.02.13 1:09pm
Tripod
Escape key to be removed from prison computers 22
nickb 03.02.13 12:36pm
Ironduke
Moral compass of Bob Diamond imaged by Electron Microscope.

Thought by many to not even exist, a specialist team at the University of Manchester has been able to image for the first time the elusive moral compass belonging to Bob Diamond. Measuring just 3...

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rogerg 03.02.13 11:36am
Squudge
IMF announce plans for International Lottery

The International Monetary Fund have announced that a new weekly lottery is to be created but only Countries can play. It is expected that the tickets will cost $175m dollars per week (Euro 128m) and...

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jenlon 03.02.13 10:22am
Titus
Ipad problems cause eye problems? “Aye” says Dr Steven McEie of the I.H.I

Since the launch of the Apple Ipad in April 2010, over 100 million units have been sold across the world, but it has been uncovered by the I.H.I (International Health Institute) that the 'incredible...

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henrygreenwood 03.02.13 9:56am
fink
Sperm donor children ‘deserve right to know who father was fantasising about'

Children of sperm donors ‘deserve right to know who father was fantasising about’ Campaigners have today called for the offspring of sperm donors to be given the legal right to learn the...

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Long Distance Clara 03.02.13 9:37am
Squudge
Etch A Sketch inventor draws last breath 1
Idiot 03.02.13 9:29am
Tripod
Carpal tunnel to get extra lane.

Following a report describing how damage to the carpal tunnel can prevent many workers doing their job, the Government has promised to add an extra lane in both directions...

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Boutros 03.02.13 1:57am
Boutros
Pret withdraws 'Virgin Mary' crisps over pregnancy fears

Sandwich shop chain Pret A Manger has withdrawn a new 'Virgin Mary' brand of crisps following complaints from Catholic groups that they could result in pregnancies. 'We've been here before,' said a...

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roybland 02.02.13 11:56pm
Perks
Tesco's new 'Soylent Green' wafers found to contain plankton

More to come.. possibly...

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Shellshocker 02.02.13 11:34pm
Squudge
Shock! Horror! Real animal meat found in cheap burgers.

Shock! Horror! Real animal meat found in cheap burgers...

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olddoc 02.02.13 11:23pm
olddoc
Prison food supplier faces the chop 1
charlies_hat 02.02.13 11:17pm
Squudge
David Dickinson questioned by RSPCA after rumours of Dorset swim.

More suntanned birds soon...

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Not Amused 02.02.13 10:57pm
Not Amused
King John Refuses to Sign Magna Carta, Claiming It Infringes His Human Rights 0
Titus 02.02.13 10:28pm
Titus
American Concern About Lax UK Dog Laws

Concern has been expressed in many parts of America about the lack of effective dog control in the UK, following yet another spate of British infants being savaged by dangerous dogs. However Raul...

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Titus 02.02.13 9:38pm
Titus
Government tax plans contain 29% more divHorse 0
One Line Only 02.02.13 8:36pm
One Line Only
Muslim prisoners served airline food in EL AL mix up 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.02.13 6:13pm
Scronnyglonkle
5 year old cars to be "terminated"

For many years people have compared Computer Software to cars, now the car manufacturers are biting back. Taking it's lead from major software giants such as Microsoft and Apple, General Vehicle...

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rogerg 02.02.13 4:57pm
dvo4fun
Malinese march down Champs Elysees as French accept unconditional surrender 0
Actual Size 02.02.13 3:31pm
Actual Size
Barclays CEO to waive his bonus: at the poor

Hat tip to sinnick...

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Not Amused 02.02.13 1:36pm
Sinnick
Barclays boss to wave his bonus at the poor

Loadsamoney soon...

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Not Amused 02.02.13 1:14pm
Idiot
Home office to investigate contraband snout found in prison food 4
charlies_hat 02.02.13 11:49am
dominic_mcg