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Somali Pirates Arrested In Somerset 0
Titus 10.02.14 10:33pm
Titus
Warm winter weather offers hope to UK chilblain sufferers.

"So far so good" was the comment from Mrs Hornbeam, spokesperson for the "Say no to Chilblains, and say it now" campaign group., Speaking from the Mayfair offices of her newly-formed charity she...

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vulture1 10.02.14 10:30pm
vulture1
Parliament Makes It Illegal To Sneeze, Belch Or Fart In A Car With Children 0
Titus 10.02.14 10:25pm
Titus
Somerset cinema cancels screening of 'The Dam Busters' 0
roybland 10.02.14 10:22pm
roybland
Baby Left Alone At Home while Smoking Parents Go For Drive

Or maybe "Baby left with smoking baby-sitter while smoking parent go for a drive"...

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Titus 10.02.14 10:21pm
Titus
Niki Lauda arrested for smoking in car following cold-case review 2
Underconstruction 10.02.14 10:19pm
JETFAB
BBC to recall all staff from leave as flood crisis hits Home Counties. 2
Ref Minor 10.02.14 10:13pm
Titus
Parliament To Make It Illegal To Go Outside Without Wearing A Warm Coat 0
Titus 10.02.14 10:10pm
Titus
4 Weeks After Somerset, Thames Flooods - Suddenly, We Have A National Emergency.

(Hat tip to Ref Minor)...

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Titus 10.02.14 10:07pm
Titus
Danish developer withdraws zoo-based game 'Floppy Giraffe' due to taste concerns

In the game the player controls a giraffe, who's objective is to leave its compound without succumbing to oncoming artillery from keepers. "It really was just intended as an innocent bit of fun"...

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Adrian Bamforth 10.02.14 9:54pm
Ref Minor
Panorama investigation uncovers serious fraud in gangland London

An undercover investigation by BBC Panorama revealed serious and systematic fraud amongst gang members in London. Two BBC reporters posed as international drug smugglers to gain the trust of gang...

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carlosmanwelly 10.02.14 9:48pm
Titus
Tories Devise Way To Allow More Rich People Into South-East

1. Polish-up accent., 2. Or Hire upper-crust chap to impersonate one, when buying/renting posh house/flat., 3.Hire a Roll's...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.14 9:36pm
Titus
Jeremy Clarkson solves flooding crisis with V8 powered pump

More POWAH soon...

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Bigglesworth 10.02.14 9:31pm
Titus
New cornetto advert to be filmed in Worcester

Solomoro later...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.02.14 8:55pm
Scronnyglonkle
Environment agency confident of funding now home counties flooding 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.02.14 8:53pm
Scronnyglonkle
Big rise in number of UK homes with swimming pools 2
roybland 10.02.14 8:40pm
Kevin the Swan
Presenter celebrates as BBC commissions 125 new episodes of 'Coast'. 1
Adrian Bamforth 10.02.14 8:19pm
blokefromstoke
Unsuccessful naked marathon runner bemoans long losing streak. 2
sredni vashta 10.02.14 8:15pm
blokefromstoke
Pickles Performs Perfect Parliamentary Pirouette. Socchi Skating Selection Soon? 0
BewsNiscuit 10.02.14 7:44pm
BewsNiscuit
Woman scared of lesbians in jail. Husband wants to watch 3
GingerClive 10.02.14 7:39pm
blokefromstoke
Grave national floods crisis. Extended commons debate on smoking in cars.

http://youtu.be/gBzJGckMYO4 M-more at 1, f-folks....

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blokefromstoke 10.02.14 7:38pm
blokefromstoke
Local morons will one day be referred to as "Our ancestors" 0
Dumbnews 10.02.14 6:48pm
Dumbnews
Flooding of Egham and Chertsey 'may be a policy desicion' 0
Electrelane 10.02.14 6:37pm
Electrelane
Surprise that nations with most winter sports participants winning most medals 0
Dumbnews 10.02.14 6:36pm
Dumbnews
Love Starved Somerset Owl 'Too Wet Too Woo' 3
JETFAB 10.02.14 6:34pm
Kevin the Swan
OED revises definition of 'upon' to mean 'within' 0
AdrianJ 10.02.14 6:32pm
AdrianJ
New gym machines offer more ways to look ridiculous 0
Dumbnews 10.02.14 6:30pm
Dumbnews
BBC moves 2nd series of Atlantis to Somerset in new cost cutting measure 0
irreverendJ 10.02.14 5:47pm
irreverendJ
Deputy Prime Minister to be culled

Surplass to requirement and questions over in-breeding...

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Robert Koch 10.02.14 5:41pm
Robert Koch
‘Sinister’ Gove calls on OFSTED to recruit zombies as school inspectors

Education Minister Michael Gove has instructed OFSTED to employ members of the undead community to frighten the shit out of teaching staff more effectively. Under the guise of raising the standards...

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Midfield Diamond 10.02.14 5:23pm
blokefromstoke