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Two last-minute votes see Mancini take 'Premier League's Greatest Manager' award 0
grumblechops 3 years
Wayne Sleep revealed to be dog in a suit. more later 0
Bismarck 3 years
House of Lords in uproar 0
Bismarck 3 years

there was uproar in the House of Lords yesterday when plans for reform came before the chamber. When it was suggested that noble Lords would have to pay a minimum price of 20p for their brandy, one...

Herd of empty civil service office chairs seen flocking in Basildon 1
simonjmr 3 years

A small herd of civil service office chairs has been spotted in Basildon, and over the next few months it is predicted that their numbers will spiral to dangerous and potentially fatal numbers. ...

Manchester City players 'shocked' by inner-cit squalor 4
Bonaparte Shandy 3 years

'I never realised I represented such a shit-hole' confessed tri-billionaire Vince Kompany as his team made their triumphant progression around the hovels and cellar dwellings of central Manchester...

Bible to be shortlisted for the 2012 Man Booker Prize for Fiction 0
Not Amused 3 years
Rebekah Brooks denies perverting – “it was a virus on my computer” 0
Yikes 3 years

or charlie...

After its porn addiction, Ms Brooks charged with perverting the horse of justice 0
Perks 3 years
NewsBiscuit suffers 'denial of humour' attack. 9
weematt 3 years

We can reveal that NewsBiscuit the online spoof newspaper has been the victim of what is termed a 'denial of humour attack'. No-one from NewsBiscuit was available to comment. Po-faced NewsBiscuit...

Europe to call in Mr Muscle to help remove stubbon Greece. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Residents of Staines very concerned...

Greek cabinet to be replaced by Welsh dresser 2
Sinnick 3 years
Outrage as Bob-a-job week earnings set below statutory minimum wage level 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Dib, dib, dib...

Pudsey to reveal all on Paws Morgan's Life Stories 0
ianslat 3 years
Roy Hodgson admits Jim Rosenthal was first choice..... 0
thackaray 3 years

"he's ability to talk complete shite and football punditary is legendary"...

350,000 Manchester City fans at the Etihad stadium as City claim title 8
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

An estimated 350,000 Man City supporters were present yesterday at the Etihad stadium to watch Manchester City lift the Premier League title. The crowd figure is based on the number office workers...

Forget all this nonsense about being 'customer facing' police tell taxi drivers 6
ronseal 3 years

After a spate of accidents, The London Association of Taxi Drivers has told its member to abandon their strategy of being more 'customer facing'. One driver, whose head went backwards through the...

Man Utd cancel open top bus parade through Surrey 1
Perks 3 years
Greek cheesemakers say Euro bailout a "feta compli" 1
nickb 3 years
Society For Prevention of Time Measurement "Working against the clock" 0
apepper 3 years

More follows...

Local Lothario celebrates eighth full year of paternity leave 5
3 years

A womaniser from Liverpool’s Shippam’s Estate is celebrating tonight, after securing his eighth full year of paternity leave. Dave Grobbelaar, 27, received the happy news by text message from...

Chewing Gum impairs short term memory says study 3
Otis B Driftwood 3 years

According to researhers at Cardiff University Kozlov, M. D., Hughes, R. W., & Jones, D. M. (in press). Gummed-Up Memory: Chewing Gum Impairs Short-Term Recall. Quarterly Journal of Experimental...

Sea Shepherd founder arrested after flock of sheep drowns 1
beau-jolly 3 years
"Ugly" Buckingham Palace to be replaced by Preston bus station 0
grottymonty 3 years

more carbuncles soon...

A nation mourns as inventor of inflatible footwear pops his clogs 7
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Scottish brewers in search for double strength unit of alcohol 1
Tomfinger 3 years
Spiritual Polar Bear to raise global warming awareness in Paws for Thaws 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fisherman's birthday celebrations really did push the boat out 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cheeky and audacious tea break confectionary thief - 'takes the biscuit' 0
thackaray 3 years
BBC demand BGT winner has eye gouged out before appearance on the One Show 0
simonjmr 3 years
Britains Got Talent winner in bone-hacking scandal 2
pushmoocat 3 years

Chews of the World exclusive...