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Formula One to feature "Sudden Death" round

Formula One chiefs have declared the sport to be "piss boring" and plan to bring in rounds from quiz shows. The double money round from Family Fortunes will be introduced in the next year and a new...

Lovely Horse 23.01.14 1:21pm
Reporter vows not to unnecessarily split the infinitive

I need to quickly write more if these...

James Pluside 23.01.14 1:17pm
Son of Barnabas
Latest reality show "Who Nose" will decide the Nation's favourite niff

We've had The Voice, The Face, The Taste now welcome the latest reality competition show based on the fourth of five senses. A panel of celebrities noted for the prominence of their proboscis will...

Son of Barnabas 23.01.14 1:04pm
Son of Barnabas
Soldier who ‘never throws anything away’ excused hand grenade training... 0
Tripod 23.01.14 12:54pm
"Lower Productivity Of Inefficient Criminals Blamed For Drop In Crime".

says an official report. "There was a time when Britain could hold its head up high as the country with some of the world's most industrious, innovative and successful criminals" said a spokesman....

Titus 23.01.14 12:18pm
All men over 50 to be sacked for groping female colleagues in the 60s and 70s. 1
Al OPecia 23.01.14 11:59am
Son of Barnabas
World's smallest carpenter found guilty of match fixing. 6
Hugh Mungus 23.01.14 11:41am
Summer World Cup back on: Qatar to cool temperatures with gay marriages

2022 World Cup hosts Qatar have decided to allow ‘a small number’ of gay marriages in an attempt to bring some moderate winds and light rainfall so that the competition can be held in the summer,...

ianslat 23.01.14 11:35am
Midfield Diamond
I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here scoops award for best entertainment programme

Oh, just a minute - that really happened...

Smart Alex 23.01.14 10:54am
Smart Alex
The Lead Character Of New Combined TV Series "Dr What" Will Have An Assistant

who takes heroin, plays a violin and wears a deerstalker hat. In a reversal of roles, this new series is calculated to combine the most sucessful elements of two popular programmes. Dr What and his...

Titus 23.01.14 9:17am
Proposed UKIP-Green Coalition Would Use Immigrants To Power Treadmill Generators

No more emissions soon...

Titus 23.01.14 8:42am
United offer £37m for Mata or £50m plus Moyes 0
Ref Minor 22.01.14 11:59pm
Ref Minor
Twitter man abused for mentioning beating his girlfriend and going dogging. 0
MADJEZ 22.01.14 10:42pm
Bill Roache pays tribute to all the back room girls at National TV Awards. 0
MADJEZ 22.01.14 10:38pm
Syrian top brass take break from war crimes to watch Hayley Cropper snuff it

While common ground amongst diplomats about how best to solve the ongoing war in Syria may be in short supply at the summit in Switzerland, one hot topic of conversation during the breaks for tea and...

Mike Peters 22.01.14 9:37pm
Mike Peters
Syrian tensions escalate after The Wanted break up 0
David K 22.01.14 6:52pm
David K
Syrian tensions escalate after The Wanted break up

BEIRUT (AP) — Activists and Syrian state media reported clashes in different parts of Syria after boyband The Wanted announced that they will split up after their current tour. As a peace...

David K 22.01.14 6:52pm
David K
Neo Nazi's withdraw properties from Zoopla 3
Scronnyglonkle 22.01.14 6:45pm
Mandela statue: New row over hare up Nelson's nose 2
Dick Everyman 22.01.14 5:09pm
Not Amused
Becks devastated to discover Delboy and Rodney are actors 0
Bigglesworth 22.01.14 4:38pm
Stan Collymore told he is special snowflake and to wipe away those tears 0
needabettergig 22.01.14 4:19pm
"Rabbit with pocketwatch" found in ear of Sir Alex Ferguson statue

Manchester United executives have ordered sculptors to remove a white rabbit, depicted holding a pocketwatch, they hid in the ear of Sir Alex Ferguson's statue outside Old Trafford. It was reported...

Vulcanised Rubber 22.01.14 4:15pm
Vulcanised Rubber
Rolex "call time" on sponsorship of Andy Murray after Australian Open knock-out

More later...

Vulcanised Rubber 22.01.14 3:21pm
Vulcanised Rubber
Miserable Scot knocked out of Australian open

The Joke is not just for Wimbledon...

beau-jolly 22.01.14 2:44pm
Man with revolving spice rack admits he's insufferable on the subject of food

More after some thyme...

Vulcanised Rubber 22.01.14 1:53pm
Internet kitchen discord as fridge spews twitter abuse at washing machine 1
custard cream 22.01.14 1:49pm
Nicolas Anelka makes canal gesture...

Nicolas Anelka awaits a ruling from the FA, following his ‘holding his nose and making a face’ gesture, which some commentators have deemed to be anti-semitic. According to the controversial West...

Tripod 22.01.14 1:27pm
Matt Baggot retires to spend more time with other Tolkein characters

No more soon...

Not Amused 22.01.14 12:54pm
Not Amused
UK economic recovery: Cooper facing ‘Balls sack’ blow 0
farmer giles 22.01.14 12:10pm
farmer giles
"Some of my best friends are Russian", claims Elton John

And he agrees to discuss 'Soviet issues' with Aleksandr Meerkat...

Ian Searle 22.01.14 11:14am
Ian Searle