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John Lewis finally displays last turkey in the shop 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Duke of Edinburgh awarded Duke of Edinburgh award 2
apepper 3 years

Surprise honour for Duke...

Parents dismayed that "The Iron Lady" is not a sequel to "Iron Giant" 3
virtuallywill 3 years

Many children and their parents have left cinemas in disgust after discovering that the new Meryl Streep film is not a sequel to the much loved 1999 Warner Brothers animated feature., One mother,Mrs...

Apple admits their webcams may judge you when not in use 0
gaijintendo 3 years
Miss Marple stymied after alleged murderer refuses to admit responsibility 15
bonjonelson 3 years

Noted amateur detective Miss Marple, from St Mary Mead, Downshire, was left somewhat embarrassed and confused after a murder suspect confronted with significant evidence of his guilt refused to...

Ed Miliband gutted that Santa didn't bring him any new policies. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Or a personality., Again...

Makers of low energy light bulbs take dim view of criticism 0
apepper 3 years

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True scale of faulty ego implants revealed 4
Des Custard 3 years

New evidence shows that millions of ego implants inserted into the heads of celebrities and children in recent decades may be faulty. Originally designed to prolong the careers of celebs as their...

Knighted Jonathan Ive critical of design of Queen's dubbing sword 1
roybland 3 years

Jonathan Ive, Apple's head of design who was knighted in the New Year Honours list, is said to be critical of the design of the ceremonial sword that will be used by the Queen to confer the honour on...

Great boobs of fire. Implants latest. 0
Baubo 3 years

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Duke of Edinburgh marks Scott expedition with epic walk to church 4
roybland 3 years

The Duke of Edinburgh has been applauded by spectators as he walked 400m to church for a New Year's Day service.,  , 'It was marvellous,' said Janice Hill (23) who with hundreds of others...

Creationist urges police to charge him despite complete 'lack of evidence' 10
Perks 3 years

A creationist has confused the whole of the judicial system by insisting the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) push forward and charge him with 'threatening behaviour' despite a complete lack of...

"Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass are big fat gayers" inspiration for twitter 0
simonjmr 3 years

A class mate of Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass today claims that his graffiti in public toilets that "Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass are big fat gayers" was the inspiration for twitter. More soon...

Shoplifting voucher gets 30% off sentence and chance to redeem itself 1
kga6 3 years
Drag racers insist stilettos not a safety risk 5
nickb 3 years
Germany Mulls Over 'Heroic' Third Attempt at European Domination 1
SimonJJames 3 years

Germany was pondering invading Poland once again in a 'Back to Basics' Foreign Policy that has enraged her neighbouring countries. "We live in a time of great social and economic uncertainty and...

David Cameron: Country can survive despite Olympics and Diamond Jubilee 3
roybland 3 years

In a new year message, David Cameron calls on Britons to show a 'stiff upper lip' in the face of the 2012 challenge of the Olympic Games and the Queen's Diamond Jubliee.,  , 'The government will...

All ELC and CBeebies CDs to come with Parental Warning stickers 0
simonjmr 3 years

"this product may cause parents to go insane, when played constantly" More soon...

Hotpoint washer's new 'Hydro-thermal' technology. So, hot water then. Who knew? 2
dvo4fun 3 years

It's a fucking washing machine! What did we expect? Cold water and stones?...

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Charged in Connection To Life Insurance Scam 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Rupert Murdoch's twitter account hacked. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Iran Triggers Tit for Tat Displays of Military Might 2
StevenRolland 3 years

NATO and other Western bloc allies responded over the new year to news reports of the Iranian Military's test firing of a Medium Range Surface to Air Missile. Many cities around the world...

Clarkson, Murdoch and Morgan top New Year Honour Killing List 5
Ironduke 3 years
Andrew Sachs left gloating message on my answering machine, sobs Russell Brand 7
ronseal 3 years
Sachs sings "I kissed a Boy and didn't like it" on Brand's ansaphone. More soon 0
Al OPecia 3 years
TOWIE and Made in Chelsea to be Hadron collided to create Ultra-reality 0
SimonJJames 3 years

or just for a laugh says bored Scientist...

Santa criticised for putting post-xmas list of naughty girls on eBay 0
nickb 3 years
Jonathan Ive to be made iKnight in The Queen's New Year Honours 0
irregular apple 3 years

Apple 'design guru' Jonathan Ive is to be knighted by The Queen this month in a live webcast to be be streamed around the globe. Sir Jonathan, or just iKnight as he prefers to now be addressed, is...

Osborne plots monarchy privatisation as Jubilee costs threaten economic recovery 0
irregular apple 3 years
US to use "Stealth Hangovers" on Taliban 1
Quaz 3 years

The Pentagon has admitted that it has begun usung "Stealth Hangovers" in their war against the Taliban in the Afghan border region. "Over the last few years we have been researching those kinds of...