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| Muller Corners unpopular in Argentina | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
allmyownstunts | 2 years |
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There's an invisible umlaut on the 'u' in Muller, btw... |
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| leaked notebook shows David Cameron policies. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mrlemoncurry | 2 years |
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The Economy has been the main problem that the Current Con/Lib Government policies have faced, but what else are they planning ? A leaked notebook from ten downing street may hold clues as david... |
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| leaked notebook shows David Camerons | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mrlemoncurry | 2 years |
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1. Immigrants to be colour coded to show how foreign they are ., 2. General election to be called only when i get offered a well paying job in the private sector ., 3 . Severed limbs instead of... |
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| To all you kraut blockhead Fritzes out there - well done. Love, Nicky C and Dave | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| Cameron promises renewable energy from teenagers | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
la maga | 2 years |
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David Cameron has unveiled a plan to harness the energy of teenagers to keep Britain on track with EU renewable energy targets. The initiative will involve placing treadmills in town centres all over... |
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| 'I hope the Argentinians will not be too upset with Maradona', says Rooney. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 2 years |
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'After all, he is such a nice chap'... |
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| Owners of new distillery admit it's a whisky business venture. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| U.S General asks disparate Afghan tribal warlords for unity | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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Hug a Taliban... |
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| Disability policy 'reviewed' as Tourette's linesman disrupts Wimbledon finals | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The Paper Ostrich | 2 years |
| New App for terrorists launched:- the i-jack | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mr.3374 | 2 years |
| Staff cutbacks in Department for Growth due to "efficiency savings" says Cable | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hunter F. Thompson | 2 years |
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.citing reduced economic activity and lack of suitable compost. More soon... |
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| Russian Agent too Glamourous to be a Spy | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'We would never recruit someone who stood out,' said a British source. 'Think of someone more likely to shop at Lidl than Harrods '... |
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| i-phone to see correct signal strength with new i-patch | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mr.3374 | 2 years |
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Apparently... |
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| 'London Pride not what it used to be' say real ale enthusiasts | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
edward hack | 2 years |
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Real ale enthusiasts converging on the capital for this weekend’s London Pride rally have voiced their concerns over the direction CAMRA seems to be taking the event., Thousands are expected to... |
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| Homeopath practicioner plans to clear up BP oil spill | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
riesler | 2 years |
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by dripping detergent in the Thames... |
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| Police murder appeal. "Someone please off Nick Griffin we'll look the other way" | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| Autralian Culture Found in Outback by British Backpacker | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
martin2381 | 2 years |
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The western world has been blown apart by the discovery of opera societies and wine drinking in the Australian Outback. Frederick Brannigan, a 19 year old student from Windsot, was hitchhiking... |
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| City of London sniggers | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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as Berwick swopped for remainder of Scottish oil... |
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| Japanese Prime minister ken Nauto explains to Foreign secretary William hague | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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that 君 KUN is attached at the end of a politicians name as a term of respect .Mr Hague replied that British politicians have a similar sounding name at the end of their names ,however it is not a... |
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| Andy Murray, alleged Anna Chapman UK-based spy contact! | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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Murray was today named as the alleged UK contact for Chapman, central to Russian spy ring... |
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| England made it easy for Germany, says Maradona | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'They didn't even have to use their hands to score'... |
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| Scottish tennis player wishes he'd never taken up such a stupid English game | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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'Should have stuck to ping-pong, like Fred.' He mumbled... |
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| Andy Murray reverts to being Scottish again. | 7 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
seymour totti | 2 years |
| General Petraeus says he will go to the mat with his new job in Afghanistan | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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even if is 5 times a day ,but there is no way he is shagging goats ,he had enough of that in West point and GOP parties... |
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| Andy Murray in fast-track change of nationality from British back to Scottish | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Skylarking | 2 years |
| Drunk denies rayshul slur | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Oral support for Al Gore from a group of experienced "masseuses" all the girls | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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know Big Al or Mr Stone as he likes to be called .We all know what he likes, its quick, quick ,quick quick slow ,cup the balls and a little blow, dont worry about Global warming Al will sort... |
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| Drunk Clegg:"You voters! You're a bunch of gullible cunts - but I LOVE YOU ALL!" | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
la maga | 2 years |
| Call for proper pet labelling after unfortunate tortoise drowning incident | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Stan Laurel | 2 years |
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Isle of Wight resident, Julie Stewart has called for a pet labelling system to be introduced after a disastrous pet minding incident when she mistook her new neighbour’s tortoise for a terrapin. ... |
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| Sky Sports buy exclusive rights from NHS to screen “Battles with Cancer” | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
BillyBitzer | 2 years |
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In a ground breaking deal announced today, Sky Broadcasting has secured the TV rights to every NHS patient’s “Battle with Cancer” for the next five years. “It’s become obvious that no one... |
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