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Suspicions aroused as Julie's Mobile Plastic Surgery Van arrives at embassy. 0
dominic_mcg 19.08.12 9:42pm
dominic_mcg
Pesky kids expected to medal in paranomalympics

More to follow...

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apepper 19.08.12 7:47pm
apepper
Stop witch-hunt against middle-aged sex predators Assange tells US. 3
MADJEZ 20.08.12 8:08am
Yikes
Post Office to remove post boxes from towns with no gold medallists. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 10:02am
cinquecento
Palace sources - Queen Mother "still dead". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.08.12 2:22pm
Al OPecia
Dread Affliction Of Freeitis Attacks Thousands Of Internet Users.

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as ‘Freeitis’., Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person,...

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19.08.12 2:11pm
'Male-safe routes' to be introduced to department stores

Men's rights activists are celebrating today, claiming "men up and down the country will no longer be subjected to having to walk through the lingerie department just to buy a sofa, or navigate...

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quango 19.08.12 1:35pm
nickb
Referees making most of changing room upgrades this season

The new Barclays Premier League season has begun, but it isn't just the fans with glee in their eyes. With women's football all the rage after London 2012, literally tens of ladies are quitting more...

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kga6 18.08.12 9:13pm
kga6
Flatulent swimmer misses world record because of "wind assistance"

Paralympic swimmer, Arnold Buttok, has missed out on setting a new world record after officials said his 100m swim was wind assisted. Buttok was interviewed after the race; "Obviously I'm...

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apepper 19.08.12 1:31pm
nickb
Justin Bieber offered gig in Moscow Cathedral

Massive support from parents worldwide, teen girls not so sure...

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RickH 18.08.12 1:22pm
RickH
Farmers at Muller blockade surprised when vat of raspberry sauce emptied on them

Now there's an image...

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JohnA 18.08.12 12:25pm
JohnA
comm uni cation 0
button 18.08.12 8:13am
button
Lazy squash players agree to decide match based on who has worse excuses 0
Dumbnews 18.08.12 4:26am
Dumbnews
Hi-Fi maker to sell "purified air" for wireless speakers

A top hi-fi manufacturer is embracing the move to wireless loudspeakers by selling buckets of special, high-purity air to carry the wireless signals. "A lot of people are using common or garden air...

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apepper 20.08.12 2:17pm
dvo4fun
Beer named sixth major food group by NHS 0
thesilverflute 17.08.12 6:08pm
thesilverflute
Export bar on Picasso painting described as 'two-faced and half-arsed' 0
cinquecento 17.08.12 3:17pm
cinquecento
Footballer of very little brain pays £45,000 for a choc-ice.

More idiotic tweeting soon?...

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riesler 18.08.12 10:52am
JohnA
Groove not in the heart, study finds

German medical researchers have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, groove is not in the heart, but in the appendix. Long thought to be a vestigial organ, the appendix's true purpose was...

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curiousmat 17.08.12 2:20pm
curiousmat
No pussy discharge 5
medici2471 17.08.12 3:37pm
dvo4fun
Foreign Office Sends Footage of Storming of Iranian Embassy to Ecuadorian Govt.

"Send in the SAS" says the Daily Mail...

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cueball 17.08.12 1:46pm
cueball
Scandinavian runs into lair while trying to dodge noose

.., http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19288749...

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cinquecento 17.08.12 10:33am
cinquecento
100m world record holder Usain Bolt reveals secret of his race-winning pace...

A terrified Usain Bolt admitted today, "There's this big mother at the start line with an effing loaded pistol"...

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Smart Alex 17.08.12 10:29am
Smart Alex
Gove tested positive for abusing grass 0
simonjmr 17.08.12 10:27am
simonjmr
Assange delighted with celebrity bed sit

The Ecuador government has accepted Julian Assange’s request for political asylum but have told the Wikileaks whistleblower that the only place they have vacant at the moment is a one bedroom...

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Gerontius 17.08.12 10:10am
Gerontius
The Other One Inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

After years of playing in various bands The Other One has, at last, been given the recognition that many feel has been long deserved. Walking into Cleveland, Ohio’s Public auditorium last night...

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Smart Alex 19.08.12 4:27pm
Yikes
'Premature ejaculation anonymous' meetings criticised for finishing early. 0
Perks 17.08.12 9:13am
Perks
Gove apologises for selling PE teachers

As many as 48 PE teachers may have been unlawfully sold by the Department of Education, new figures reveal. Mrs Janine Scott of Leicester told an inquiry "My husband Keith went to school one...

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nickb 17.08.12 12:30pm
godly1966
Assange happy to suffer from Ecudorian Locked in syndrome 0
simonjmr 17.08.12 7:55am
simonjmr
A-level students still pretty day after results.

Apologies for tardiness. C- for La Ev...

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Mary Evans 17.08.12 7:53am
Mary Evans
Department of Education release wrong figures for Nick Clegg's school attendance

Amid reports the Department of Education has become liberal with figures by under reporting the number of school playing fields sold off, it has also emerged they may have been economical with the...

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Perks 17.08.12 7:53am
Perks