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Falks "Just more more thing" funeral gag swamps internet 1
BillyBitzer 3 years

The servers of both Twitter and Facebook were brought to a virtual collapse late last night as millions of people simultaneously posted the joke that they had just thought up about the coffin...

Physics degree entitles you to call yourself Dr and public to think you a twat, 20
ronseal 3 years

A new court ruling has created a compromise between men who want to call themselves a doctor for no apparent reason and the rest of society. Under the ruling, anyone with a physics degree can...

Banksy pissed of as thieves yet again steal third attempt to repaint lounge. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Portland OR carries out $350M complete air change after public farting incident. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
England football team fans defect to Spain 0
pinxit 3 years
Colombo crumples 0
roybland 3 years

no more soon...

Falk's coffin hesitates and turns back for a second before disappearing behind 1
Al OPecia 3 years

crematorium curtains. Why the fuck give us a box where you can only write in two thirds of the space available?...

Man who killed policeman released on bail 0
antharrison 3 years

There is a trail of hypocrisy here - linked to earlier submissions...

Rebelious Greek euro-sceptics vow to continue smashing plates and glasses 0
antharrison 3 years
Dick van Dycke arrested after Falk death. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Suppressed sneezes can cause head explosions, warn scientists 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Schwarzenegger finally admits Bono is second love child 0
simonjmr 3 years
Greece to Offset Debt by Copywriting Gods and Myths 8
Quaz 3 years

Faced with the prospect of defaulting on it’s debts and having rejected Germany’s suggestion that it should sell off a few islands, Greece has decided to earn revenue from it’s stock of Gods...

Luddites 'disappointed' with facebook flash-mob protest turnout. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Alternative Medicine Breaking News 2
Tom55 3 years

The Alternative Medical council has announced plans to provide homeopathic defibrillators, in public places from next January., "The defibrillators, which provide a shock of 0.0001 volts, are just...

Oxfam to slash its prices 0
roybland 3 years

Luxury charity shop chain Oxfam is to slash its prices to reflect straightened economic conditions.,  , 'We realize this will come as a great disappointment to our customers who are used to paying...

Twitter policy provokes feminist hysteria 0
Christopher Frost 3 years

The microblogging website Twitter is at the centre of a gender discrimination fiasco, after the exposure of a secret policy which allows male users to post tweets of up to 150 characters in length...

Laura Robson 'at an awkward age for editors' 6
pere floza 3 years

The sports editors of Britain’s tabloids will breathe a collective sigh of relief later today when Laura Robson, 17, is knocked out of Wimbledon by screaming banshee Maria Sharapova. “We just...

Local man dislikes Starbucks, saying "It's not my cup of tea" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Old age can kill, study warns 1
roybland 3 years

Hundred of thousands of people are being put at increased risk of death because of their age, a study warns today. The shock finding is reported by researchers at the University of Alabama who found...

America to be drained after man urinates into the Mississippi. 1
Griffin 3 years
Eurozone more dangerous than taking your hairdryer into the bath, warns watchdog 4
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

The UK faces instant death by electrocution if it even touches anything in the Eurozone, warned Britain's newest financial risk watchdog today. The watchdog, led by the governor of the Bank of...

Murray annoyed by shouts of 'come on, Mr. Perry'. 6
be reasonable 3 years
World's rich list 'love shopping in Poundland', survey reveals 3
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

The world's richest men and women have revealed the secret of their financial, success: buy as much crap as possible in Poundland. A series of anonymous interviews with the secretive people on the...

IMF imposes cuts on length of Greek surnames 0
roybland 3 years
BMW to recall over 450,000 drivers after safety concerns - 234 112
bonjonelson 3 years

BMW says it will recall up to 450,000 European drivers of its 2002 to 2011 models after "significant safety concerns" were raised. The luxury car maker says drivers of all models in the BMW ranges...

Maria Sharapova 'quiet as a mouse' in bed, says ex-lover 2
Leeboy007 3 years

Saves it all up for when playing tennis, according to old flame...

English Heritage launches Pink Plaque ‘outing’ scheme 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

English Heritage is to launch a pink plaque scheme following on from the long success of its blue plaque scheme, which was founded in 1866. Unlike the blue plaque scheme, which commemorates the...

Union control of Ed Miliband's face 'an emotive issue' 6
3 years

Ed Miliband has put forward a forthright case for choosing his own facial expressions. Under the current system, the leader of the Labour party can only display two expressions, which are decided on...

Wimbledon lawn tennis apologises to Serena Williams for having grass courts. 0
Basil_B 3 years