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Fury as Egypt jails journalists who aren't from the Daily Mail

More soon Maybe Any mileage in this one?...

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Oxbridge 24.06.14 8:11am
Oxbridge
Wembley Groundsman advises Brazilians " a shower of shit works wonders here"

Egland world cup squad 2014 offical pictures also great for the roses...

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Thundi 24.06.14 8:06am
Thundi
England aim to rewrite worst World Cup humiliation in tonights game.. 0
Thundi 24.06.14 8:01am
Thundi
Family sing 'Delilah' and throw knickers at each other to keep up with Joneses 0
sydalg 24.06.14 7:14am
sydalg
Microsoft says that Windows phones don't need 'kill switch'.

Cos they've already got Windows...

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deskpilot3 24.06.14 6:20am
Sinnick
UN launches inquiry into disappearance of "Croats" and emergence of "Croatians"

it's a football mystery...

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AReader 23.06.14 10:27pm
AReader
Tesco launches food bank.

Shop in store and stick the bill on your mortgage...

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deskpilot3 23.06.14 10:00pm
deskpilot3
'No plans for FIFA enquiry' after Qatar reach World Cup knock out stage. 0
deskpilot3 23.06.14 9:58pm
deskpilot3
Paxo quits chicken 4
nickb 23.06.14 9:53pm
sydalg
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sydalg 23.06.14 9:51pm
sydalg
Michael Gove's changes to education have given teachers something to aim for...

now we just need to arm them...

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Fles 23.06.14 8:57pm
Fles
Recovering stroke victim suffering with drawl symptoms. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.06.14 8:24pm
dominic_mcg
"I'm gutted", says man after his internal organs are removed 0
Sundialer 23.06.14 8:23pm
Sundialer
FA to waterboard Harry Redknapp to name names 1
bookiesfriend 23.06.14 8:11pm
Ref Minor
FIFA

there's another...

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vulture1 23.06.14 8:05pm
vulture1
Internet dating site accused of match fixing.

more fixing jokes soon...

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vulture1 23.06.14 8:04pm
vulture1
Patient surrounded by straw and horse dung said to be in 'stable' condition 1
Sundialer 23.06.14 7:52pm
vulture1
Militant badgers prepared to continue insurgency against farmers "at all costs."

Rebel badgers in Gloucester are fortifying defensive positions after learning that farmers are planning a new offensive, in what is expected to be the bloodiest fighting since culls began last year. ...

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Arjan K 23.06.14 7:13pm
Arjan K
Sinning flagmaker ordered to do pennants 3
Smart Alex 23.06.14 6:49pm
Squudge
Constipation sufferer "caught between two stools"

more relief soon...

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vulture1 23.06.14 6:38pm
Wrenfoe
Newspaper columnist has amusing family

A weekend broadsheet newspaper columnist has an amusing family, say editors. The columnist announced this weekend that his or her family were continually amusing and infuriating in a manner which...

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nickb 23.06.14 6:35pm
Wrenfoe
Thousands march on Parliament to demand more baby George pictures

The streets of central London today saw one of its largest ever protest marches as activists, unions and ordinary working people demanded more images of the Queen's great grandson and third in line...

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Adrian Bamforth 23.06.14 6:29pm
Wrenfoe
Threat of Middle East Quartet break up

Tour cancelled, fans devastated. Irreconcilible differences quoted...

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Robert Koch 23.06.14 6:00pm
Robert Koch
England exit World Cup: Women now allowed to use the TV remote control 4
beckfordburger 23.06.14 3:12pm
RobArmstrong
Muslin Brotherhood dismayed at ban

"We're not terrorists, we just like quality fabrics"...

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custard cream 23.06.14 3:06pm
custard cream
Official singles chart to count high-pitched screaming‏

For the first time ever, alongside streaming services, teenagers emitting ultrasonic squeals of delight will be used in calculating album and singles sales. Pant wetting, fainting and ‘poster...

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Wrenfoe 23.06.14 2:52pm
Wrenfoe
ISIS recruitmentnumbers show policies working - IDS

Ian Duncan-Smith has hailed the news that ISIS, the terrorist organisation sweeping through Iraq, has recruited up to 1500 British Jihasists. 'Britain is in the forefront of radicalising young...

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throngsman 23.06.14 1:58pm
throngsman
Blind date mislays condom at crucial moment 0
nickb 23.06.14 1:45pm
nickb
Terrorist plot foiled as Muslim is arrested at Homebase

A Muslim man was arrested yesterday morning after trying to purchase a bag of fertiliser- a commonly used component for homemade bombs- from Homebase, the gardening and DIY giant that stocks the...

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Arjan K 23.06.14 12:57pm
Sinnick
Badger Pilot scheme leads to strike threats from French Air Traffic Controllers 0
Thundi 23.06.14 12:43pm
Thundi