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Queen opens new hospitals faster than Andrew Lansley can close them. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Chocaholics warned over strength of cocoadamol. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Russian banker" is not rhyming slang, says Eastend gang leader. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Domino manufactures to receive spot checks 0
virtuallywill 3 years

tappin' later...

Olympic hopeful Mr Strong tests positive for anabolic steroids 0
Print Squirrel 3 years
Scot's History Tapestry ends in affray. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Confidential Data Loss As Isle of Wight Councillor Leaves Rollerdeck In Teashop 0
UnoEye 3 years

The personal details of hundreds of Isle of Wight inhabitants have been lost in a massive security blunder when a councillor left his rollerdeck in a Shanklin teashop. It’s feared the security...

Kazakh gold medallist is played Borat anthem in Kuwait 0
Boutros 3 years

Kazakhstan's shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one. The team's...

Titanic sinking revealed as NASA hoax 6
Immunis 3 years

might try this as a full story, but going to be very busy tomorrow...

Invisible Man wanted in connection with brutal assault on mime artist 0
grumblechops 3 years

"It was the best performance we've ever seen!" said one onlooker...

Dog walker's relationship with client going to the dogs 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Manicurists reconsider launching Hand Relief charity 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Early George Formby recordings prove he was pioneer rapper "Tu Bob" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

An amazing discovery in Rawtenstall Lancashire today by Mrs Sadie Zimmerframe of previously unheard 1930's rap songs by George Formby under the pseudonymn " Tu Bob" . The songs cover a wide range of...

TUC applaud Scottish Tories for launching "Friends of the Union" 0
Mark66 3 years

. PS See if this doesn't make sense...

Space station astronauts find ‘called but you weren’t in’ note from space truck 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"John Carter" beaten at box office by "Tulisa's Sex Tape - The Movie" 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Lionel Messi highest paid footballer due to "state benefits" 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Scientists discover 23hr bug which can only be caught this Sunday Morning 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Richard Dawkins To find God 5
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

In a shock move today it was announced that well know celebrity atheist Richard Dawkins is set to convert and become a member of the Church of the Latter Day Saints (Mormon’s). The announcement...

Physical bullying falls victim to cyber bullying in media spotlight 0
simonjmr 3 years
Aborigines delighted as Australia begins returning convicts 0
medici2471 3 years
Abi Titmuss to offer advice & support to Tulisa 0
ianrbland 3 years

Darling you really should have done more with your makeup...

Susan Boyle sex tape rumoured to be weeks away 0
simonjmr 3 years
Dignitas to offer "the Whitney" More later... 0
ianrbland 3 years

bring your own nose candy...

Osborne: cut in highest rate tax "double-plus-good" 0
ianrbland 3 years
Survey latest: Marmite proves to be a "bit of a marmite food" More later... 0
ianrbland 3 years
Study shows union members 'have same energy levels as Vegans' 0
Perks 3 years
Insiders say next president of World Bank probably won’t be Fred Goodwin 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
No end in sight to hose-pipe ban on Saturn’s moon 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Homeless have to beg until 68 to afford cheap alcohol in retirement say Labour 0
charlies_hat 3 years