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Prime Minister's visit to Burma sparks off more panic buying of fuel 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

. thankyou for setting me thinking custard cream...

Prime Minister Visit to Burma - Et cetra, et cetra, et cetra! 0
custard cream 3 years

[i]Reuters - 13 April 2012. Rangoon.[/i] David Cameron, on a visit to Burma, spoke to the press after a meeting with pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi in Rangoon. "When I sit, you sit. When I...

Scotland Yard to seek devolution from Metropolitan Police Force 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
North Korea blame foreign milk bottle for rocket failure 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Some people are gay. Run over them. 7
Gerontius 3 years

An advert encouraging London buses to run over gay people waiting at bus stops and using zebra crossings has been pulled by TfL., Core Issues Trust, the organisation behind the advert say that...

1st class stamps rationed to one book per full tank of petrol 0
Laughingstock 3 years

says Royal Mail who have placed restrictions on the sale of 1st Class to beat price rises...

North Korean scientists 'given a rocket' after unsuccessful test. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Everest windows set to relocate to UK 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After a long battle trying to find a suitable property, Everest windows are set to move their operation from base camp Nepal to the Ben Nevis Industrial Estate, Fort William. The move has been...

Local tax payers riot at influx of foreign duty in British Virgin Isles 0
ronseal 3 years

The tranquility of an idyllic corporate tax haven has been shattered after local rioted in protest at the influx of foreign tax payers. Local complain they can't make a contribution to schools and...

Gay cure posters removed from London Buses, after protest from Miserable people 0
Iamthestig 3 years
New suburban housing trend identifed as Mock Solar 4
ronseal 3 years

If you can't afford the investment of a 28 metre photo-voltaic generator and don't understand feed-in tariffs, there's an exciting new option. New Mock Solar solar panels add thousands to your house...

Daily Mail sales suffer due to bricklash 0
simonjmr 3 years
German incest couple lose appeal: To seek asylum in Norfolk 2
weematt 3 years
Jealous middle-aged Frenchman shoots Brick-layer 1
Yikes 3 years
North Korea blames reliance on UK technology for rocket failure 0
simonjmr 3 years
PHD students to investigate Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome 2
simonjmr 3 years

PHD students from Bristol university today have applied for funding to formally investigate "Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome" - a medical condition that is known to afflict at least on woman, but may...

Life long underacheiver finally named underachiever of the year 6
simonjmr 3 years
Self-explanatory lettuce launched. Cos. 1
nickb 3 years
Refusing to serve customers who are on the phone 'standard policy for us' say BT 7
Qoxiivi 3 years

BT has refuted suggestions that a Norwich coffee shop's newly introduced policy, of refusing to serve customers while they're on the phone, is breaking new ground. 'Refusing to provide customer...

North korea confirms testing weapons of mass self destruction. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Naked man who invaded pitch and assaulted several players had vicious streak 1
weematt 3 years
Standard Fireworks deny any involvement in North Korean space programme 3
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
New research suggests Badgers responsible for Titanic sinking 7
Bismarck 3 years

The countryside alliance today published a research paper which appears to prove that far from being sunk by an Iceberg, The Titanic was, in fact scuppered by the actions of Badgers on their way to...

Drop in number of children taken into Mothercare 1
weematt 3 years
Government introduces new High Speed Handcart link to reduce travel time to Hell 0
Ian Searle 3 years
London Transport bans adverts for BLTs which claim bacon can be cured 0
Ian Searle 3 years
UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution. 5
Perks 3 years

The United Nations have announced the appointment of Jeremy Kyle to take up the newly created position of President of the Resolution of International Conflicts (PRIC). The move, sponsored by...

Clegg designs new bath on pram wheels to help country go downhill quicker 0
Ian Searle 3 years

With hilarious consequences. If you are an old man who was injured during a reckless experiment with two friends, you make be entitled to Compo-sation...

New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again 2
Ludicity 3 years

New augmented reality glasses developed by Facebook will immediately transform anyone you see into their Facebook page, thus removing the need for any actual social contact. ‘These glasses are an...

North Korean Rocket Test Proves Great Success 0
AngryGammon 3 years

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