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CoE votes for assisted suicide for women bishops

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antharrison 13.07.14 10:25pm
antharrison
For you, ze football is over 0
Squudge 13.07.14 10:12pm
Squudge
North Korea beat imperialist running dogs 7-1 in World Cup Final 0
virtuallywill 13.07.14 9:54pm
virtuallywill
Argentina to spend next 30 plus years claiming World Cup is rightfully theirs 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.07.14 9:36pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Thorpe "caught gayness from Daley's swimming pool" claim Aussies 0
pere floza 13.07.14 9:23pm
pere floza
Hotpoint comes out in favour of assisted drying. 1
Maverick 13.07.14 9:21pm
cinquecento
Pope says future Ratzinger canonisation will be the first 'direct from Hell' 0
cinquecento 13.07.14 9:20pm
cinquecento
New code of ethics: Police to be ‘nice’ when beating up the wrong guy 1
beckfordburger 13.07.14 9:05pm
Ian Searle
UKIP supporters have no idea who to support in the World Cup Final 0
ionb 13.07.14 8:59pm
ionb
Elderly Bishops approaching death suddenly see 'wiggle room' with right to die

Despite the word of God being 'absolute', senior retired members of the clergy are increasingly of the opinion that the gospel is less a set of rules but more of a 'guideline stroke cryptic...

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Wrenfoe 13.07.14 8:56pm
vulture1
Pope Francis Claims 98% of Clergy Are Not Peadophiles

The Pope has sensationally revealed today that as many as 98% of clergy may not be pedophiles. The shocking figure comes directly from Pope Francis himself, who in an unprecedented interview with an...

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Rowan van den Berg 13.07.14 8:49pm
Rowan van den Berg
State of Anarchy in the Middle East fails to attract Anarchists

Despite a golden dawn for chaos and violence, many self-proclaimed Anarchists seem unwilling to visit the new melting pot of human values. Ex-punk rocker Spittle was quoted as being "too busy down...

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vulture1 13.07.14 7:55pm
Dun Dunkin
Ding dong, dead witch may have also been another kind of witch... But Which? 0
Bigglesworth 13.07.14 7:53pm
Bigglesworth
13th July now officially 'the bleeding obvious day'

On the day when Pope Benedict announced that one in fifty of his clergy are paedophiles and Ian Thorpe admitted to bring gay, it has been announced that henceforward, the 13th July will be known as...

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RobArmstrong 13.07.14 6:49pm
RobArmstrong
Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for Sunday's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a...

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Squudge 13.07.14 6:41pm
sponge finger
Benedict XVI Francis I prediction for World Cup Final

German and Argentinian popes on subs bench...

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Coco 13.07.14 6:15pm
JETFAB
Confusion as football player "scores goal"

A football player, who has asked not to be named, has thrown the football establishment into chaos by kicking the ball into the opposition's net during open play, a practice football historians have...

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mortysmith 13.07.14 6:00pm
Dumbnews
China Buys Gambling Firm Ti Bet 0
Dun Dunkin 13.07.14 5:50pm
Dun Dunkin
Calls for 'calmer police' after accusations of aggression at Radiohead concert

No surprises there...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 13.07.14 4:52pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Margherita Chow-Mein now available at Pizza Express ... 0
roybland 13.07.14 4:48pm
roybland
Thorpe announces he's a freestyler rather than a breast stroker 1
irreverendJ 13.07.14 4:05pm
Wrenfoe
Lord Carey denies taking backhanders from Dignitas 0
sydalg 13.07.14 2:31pm
sydalg
State of Anarchy in the Middle East fails to attract Anarchists

Despite a golden dawn for chaos and violence, many self-proclaimed Anarchists seem unwilling to visit the new melting pot of human values. Ex-punk rocker Spittle was quoted as being "too busy down...

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vulture1 13.07.14 1:00pm
Adrian Bamforth
Gay swimmer comes out as Australian

Poor bastard...

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vulture1 13.07.14 12:23pm
vulture1
Vexillology vexation - Charity shops inundated with donations of world flags

A flag is for life Not just a World Cup!...

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Ian Searle 13.07.14 10:39am
Ian Searle
Aussie swimmer breaks 'no poofters' rule.

Hat tip Python ! [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgKUHtcZEXc]Monty Python No poofters[/url]...

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MADJEZ 13.07.14 10:26am
MADJEZ
Neymar embarrasses Brazil teammates by crying at press conference

The half-man-half-God was castigated by the rest of the Brazil team for his tearful performance in front of cameras when, describing his debilitating spinal injury, he broke down, weeping...

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beckfordburger 13.07.14 9:56am
beckfordburger
'Dangerous dog' owners now choosing fighting fish as pets

People who once owned a dangerous dog as their pet are now switching to fighting fish. Wayne Beasley,34,who was banned from keeping dangerous dogs after his Rottweiler almost decapitated his...

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roybland 13.07.14 9:17am
vulture1
Prince George "madness" lessons to start at age 4.

Home schooling to be provided by granddad and great granddad...

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Maverick 13.07.14 7:43am
sydalg
Shakespearian play interrupts pointless phone call

Mobile phone user Lee Brown has demanded an apology from the Globe Theatre, after a phone call with his girlfriend regarding developments in the Eastenders storyline was "drowned out" by actors...

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Underconstruction 13.07.14 7:32am
Sinnick