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Tourette's sufferers celebrate Motherfuckers day 5
antharrison 10.03.13 12:53pm
Turkey baster 'ideal gift' for Surrogate Mother’s Day... 4
Tripod 10.03.13 12:04pm
Bones found near ancient wall identified as King Eric The Unstoppable!

There is great exitement at the Devonshire village of Roadlump today as scientists confirm that human remains dug up by builders are indeed King Eric The Unstoppable (1117-1152). The village, a...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 10.03.13 11:31am
Flash! Aa-aaaa!
Nick Clegg says Lib Dems no longer party of protest, they will agree to anything 1
Ian Searle 10.03.13 11:28am
Incense at Vatican over sighting of new chimney

An unholy row has erupted at the Vatican over the placement of the temporary chimney used in the election of a new Pope. At a press conference Cardinal Ignatius Firestarta said "It appears that a...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 10.03.13 11:11am
Falklanders vote for Caribbean status.

In a surprise outcome to Sunday's sovereignty referendum, 98% of Falklanders have voted to ditch British nationality and to switch allegiance to the Caribbean. Port Stanley gift shop owner, Peter...

wallster 10.03.13 11:10am
Vampires appeal for for donors as stocks of virgins run low

Hello I’m Vlad the Impaler and I’m making an urgent appeal, on behalf of Vampires and Zombies, for blood and organ donors to come forward as supplies of victims in your local area are running low...

Ian Searle 10.03.13 10:50am
Ian Searle
Lib Dems "secret Vatican plot to take over UK". Thanks Grumblechops...

Al OPecia 10.03.13 10:36am
Al OPecia
“New ‘internet addiction’ website attracts Twitter-storm”, say FB users... 0
Tripod 10.03.13 10:09am
My ex-husband is a serial killer says housewife

A Bradford woman tearfully spoke of her shock and revulsion as the realisation dawned on her that her ex-husband is probably a sociopathic serial killer. Yvonne Johnson shuddered as she recalled how...

Paddy Berzinski 10.03.13 9:46am
Mother's Day Eve gardeners' vigil - as it happens

Gardeners up and down the country are on high alert due to the annual predation of daffodils by scroats planning to 'delight' their mothers. Supermarkets have reported selling out of Red Bull, torch...

Squudge 10.03.13 9:45am
Philosopher ponders why people ask why? 0
Dumbnews 10.03.13 6:23am
Huge clean-up starts as Lib Dem party-wagon rolls out of Brighton

Residents of Brighton have been out in force armed with brooms, bin bags and bleach as the city deals with the aftermath of another riotous Lib Dem conference. With party members still buzzing from...

grumblechops 10.03.13 3:05am
NHS surgeons struggle with deeper cuts 0
Perks 10.03.13 1:11am
Government fears extraterrestrial benefit spree

The prospect of thousands of little green men signing on for JobSeeker's Allowance at Jobcentres across the UK is forcing government ministers to tighten the rules for accessing welfare benefits....

roybland 10.03.13 12:59am
NASA to build artificial planet to make everyone's birth sign more prosperous

NASA has revealed an audacious plan to construct an artificial planet to improve the astrological outlook of everyone. A NASA spokesman explained; "Although 528 trillion dollars a year for the next...

apepper 10.03.13 12:19am
Emergency services called as enormous sinkhole appears under Downing Street

Police, fire and ambulance services were called to Downing Street yesterday after a homeowner heard a scream coming from No.11 and found the current tenant at the bottom of a deep dark hole which had...

AReader 10.03.13 12:13am
Van-Dyke found online is genuine confirms Dick Van-Dyke

More to follow...

apepper 09.03.13 11:44pm
A Mediterranean country gets credit a rating downgrade. Again. Probably.

For some country or other it's some kind of crisis said a spokesman from one of those ratings agencies...

Maverick 09.03.13 10:33pm
Missing teenager causing no concern at all in rural loose knit community.

I found this headline in the back of the closet, covered in dust...

Maverick 09.03.13 10:24pm
RBS ‘regret investing in Fisher-Price developed software’

RBS executives have acknowledged that purchasing their software and systems from Fisher-Price was one cost-cutting exercise too far. Fisher-Price, better known for developing toys than technology,...

Slante Dangle 09.03.13 10:20pm
Air strike planned for Chelsea

Preparations for the Chelsea flower show continue to be disrupted following an announcement that an air strike is planned on the opening day. The air will be going on strike in support off the flies...

Not Amused 09.03.13 8:44pm
Not Amused
Ratzinger agrees to take new Pope's speeding points. More Huhne. 0
Al OPecia 09.03.13 8:24pm
Al OPecia
Broadmoor and Rampton “may contain nuts”... 1
Tripod 09.03.13 8:22pm
Baby born on train thrown off for not having ticket 2
Nobby Holder 09.03.13 6:28pm
Dick Everyman
Osbourne arrested for 'stomping on the green shoots of recovery'

Police have today cautioned George Osbourne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of...

Squudge 09.03.13 5:29pm
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Clegg denies he did not wear a tie to LibDem conference

When confronted with the suspicion he did not wear a tie to the LibDem spring conference because he forgot to pack it in his luggage, Nick Clegg said: “Look, I did wear a tie OK? The important...

Reg Herring 09.03.13 5:27pm
sponge finger
Norman Bates upset that his mother hasn't acknowledged card 1
Smart Alex 09.03.13 4:45pm
'Hench' Dench launches fitness program DVD

After the demise of her long-running Bond character 'M' in Skyfall, Dame Judi Dench has been far from 'just resting' between film and theatre roles. Britain's national treasure has been getting 'hot...

pinxit 09.03.13 3:17pm
EU Court Rules On Complementary Papers

The European Court Of Human Rights has today overruled the House Of Lords on the use of the phrase "Complementary Newspapers" often displayed in hotels. The Judgement states that while there is,...

anhodika 09.03.13 2:14pm