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Decimal system biased towards people with ten fingers, says Norfolk councillor 3
sydalg 28.04.13 2:12pm
jimmydodger
Bill Gates caught sneaking on Google contact lenses 0
sydalg 28.04.13 12:22pm
sydalg
Liverpool beyond satire

The nation’s comedians today held their hands up, stating it was impossible to satirize Liverpool football club because whatever crazy thing you come off, one of their players is bound to actually...

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Hooch 28.04.13 12:05pm
Hooch
Dignitas introduce services to supermarkets with range of self-checkouts. 7
sredni vashta 28.04.13 11:52am
thisisall1word
Survey reveals 90% of curtain-twitchers to be overworked writers. 0
sredni vashta 28.04.13 11:10am
sredni vashta
Time is Running out for C4's Countdown 0
victimms 28.04.13 10:34am
victimms
C4's Countdown Viewing Figures don't add up 0
victimms 28.04.13 10:28am
victimms
Media News - Daily Mail advertise for first Necrophiliac-in-Residence

In a shock move The Daily Mail have advertised for a Necrophilia-in-Residence to join their editorial team. The main role of the Necrophiliac-in-Residence will be to scour the Facebook pages of...

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andrewl81 28.04.13 10:14am
andrewl81
Ian Duncan Smith expects turkeys to vote for Christmas

Inspired by the [i]Institute for King Canute studies[/i], the Coalition has decided to replace actual legislation and "mind numbing" governance, with hope and whimsy. Mr Smith explained: "The...

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Wrenfoe 28.04.13 10:12am
Wrenfoe
Ian Duncan Smith calls for 'pay-back time'

In a surprise move Ian Duncan Smith has announced a sharp turn in Tory policy. During a reflective homily delivered in Church last Sunday he stunned friends and family with a passionate plea for the...

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Maninbeijing 28.04.13 8:49am
Maninbeijing
Residents just not into this year’s Intergalactic Starship flyover

http://yolkregion.ca/wp-content/uploads/ddo-starship.jpg The starships arrived at noon last Saturday, cruising directly over Richmond Hill's famous David Dunlap Observatory. When the festivities...

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yolkregion 28.04.13 4:32am
yolkregion
Suicidal Eric Cartman screams "respect my Dignitas!" 0
Maverick 28.04.13 12:38am
Maverick
Morphy Richards sponsors Iron Man 3, ironically. 0
deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:59pm
deskpilot3
David Cameron gets himself a new Johnson.

Tells Boris "my Johnson's bigger than yours."...

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deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:58pm
deskpilot3
Osborne insists private sector did not influence Tax (KPMG Amendments) Act 2013. 0
deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:56pm
deskpilot3
Augusta welcomes female gophers

We keep them in a big glass case behind the male only bar says secretary...

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LensCap 27.04.13 8:42pm
LensCap
Traces of bestiality defendant found in horse, court told 0
sydalg 27.04.13 8:40pm
sydalg
Anita: "There's No "R" in Anand"

..the very idear; perhaps I'm drawring the wrong conclusion.. - Epenthetic Ed...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 27.04.13 8:37pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Clifford refuses to represent self

More soon possibly?...

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AdrianJ 27.04.13 8:32pm
LensCap
Energy supply companies to ease fuel crisis by rendering down OAPs

Outlining the new scheme, a spokesperson for EDF Energy explained: "We have thousands of elderly people on our books increasingly cutting down on their energy use so that they make little or no...

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Our Economics Correspondent 27.04.13 8:31pm
Our Economics Correspondent
Hippy refuses to appear on "The Cube" - "It's too square, man" 0
Smart Alex 27.04.13 7:28pm
Smart Alex
New iPhone app detects Archers signature tune and shuts off Radio 4 reception

Apple Computer shares rocket to pre-1984 levels...

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Ambridge Correspondent 27.04.13 6:26pm
Ambridge Correspondent
Cameron launches new web information portal "nothingtodowithus.gov". 2
Al OPecia 27.04.13 6:04pm
Al OPecia
LA drug gang flys its first "Rapper" Drone. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.04.13 6:03pm
Al OPecia
Max Clifford notices he has the same initials as Maurice Chevalier 2
Iscariot 27.04.13 5:44pm
Tripod
Strafing of Lincoln prompts UK operated drone rethink

The MoD is to reconsider the decision to remotely operate armed drones from Britain, after a suburb of Lincoln was devastated by several missile strikes yesterday afternoon. In a statement issued...

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AdrianJ 27.04.13 4:43pm
AdrianJ
New "Where's the nearest place I can flog this?" app for smartphone thieves 3
sydalg 27.04.13 3:20pm
Dick Everyman
Tortureless trial of an American in North Korea frustrates Rep.Sen. Greg Ball

(more soon)...

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Wrenfoe 27.04.13 11:54am
Wrenfoe
Targaryen chemical weapons "a Game of Thrones changer"

US President Barack Obama has vowed a "vigorous investigation" into reports that exiled Daenerys Targaryen has used incendiary "dragons", warning they will be a "game changer" for the HBO series if...

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Wrenfoe 27.04.13 11:43am
reforse
Max Clifford advises himself to stay away from Justin Bieber concerts 0
sydalg 27.04.13 11:35am
sydalg