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Labour MPs to discuss report into assisted suicide for terminal cases 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
God elbows another Republican nutter out of presidential race 2
roybland 3 years

US Republican presidential candidate and Tea Party crazie Michele Bachmann is out of the race to the White House after God declined to grant her request for 'a miracle'.,  , The evangelical...

Arthur Scargill supports case for assisted suicide 0
Sinnick 3 years

in the case of Mrs T...

Tickets on sale for asynchronous swimming 0
Sinnick 3 years

Not sure if that quite works. Ideas ?...

Shake hands and forget about it now the murder trial is over, says Sepp Blatter 0
ronseal 3 years

Not my joke. I got it off Twitter...

New hybrid shark offers greater fuel efficiency 4
bonjonelson 3 years

A new species of shark recently launched off the coast of Western Australia is claimed to be the first true hybrid shark, combining both a traditional meat-digesting enzyme system and battery-backed...

Mayan calendar "merely countdown to worst administered Olympics. Ever " 0
FlashArry 3 years

no more to follow...

Head Sturgeon's warnings over seafood diet deemed 'fishy'. 2
Worth 3 years
Google charges for tonguing with new patent 10
Immunis 3 years

Among the thousands of patents that Google has bought off IBM recently is number 55378008, Use of the tongue to manipulate a touch sensitive device. Though the patent itself is quite simple, the...

Olympic swimming tickets: Never knowingly undersold. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Less tickets available soon...

Bottles of wine found in bin 2
medici2471 3 years
Contrite Bryan Adams Admits That Everything He Did, He Did Solely For Himself 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Vinnie Jones signs for QPR. Sorry, CPR. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Breast implant manufacturer goes bust. More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 3 years
Christmas trading results show that Dignitas is struggling for repeat business 1
Immunis 3 years
Olympic Swimming Ticket outlets "not properly synchronised". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
U.S. Republican nominees to forego debates, cage-fight for candidacy 0
hannsmit 3 years

There’s been a change to U.S. politics. This year, rather than debating, all of the Republican candidates will be battling one another in hand-to-hand combat in order to see who will get to run...

Large stockpiles of salt may be cause of unseasonably high temperatures 0
roybland 3 years
delightfullyodd 3 years

A SHOPKEEPER from Edinburgh has been reported to trading standards and the Police after he named his female shoe shop "Bad Mood." Terry Killens, 54, from Leith opened the shop in October 2011 but had...

'Emotional' Colin Firth finally reunited with estranged brother Solway 4
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Doreen Lawrence claims "Judge's hands were tied"; Max Mosley denies involvement. 0
reforse 3 years
2012 Olympics. Synchronised swimming tickets oversold 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Thousands of ticket-holders have been offered tickets to pole-dancing clubs instead. "If anyone is really aggrieved, a limited number of tickets to lap-dancing clubs are available", a spokeswoman...

Lawrence killer's appeal will rest on toast in his underpants 0
roybland 3 years

One of the men yesterday given life sentences for the racist murder of Stephen Lawrence is to appeal on the grounds that fragments of toast found in his underpants prove he was at home on the night...

Embarrassment as New Year Honours recipients revealed to be Groupon customers 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has promised an immediate investigation into claims, revealed in a national newspaper, that popular discount website Groupon was offering customers the chance to...

Man sues gypsy for ‘mis-sold lucky heather’ 4
kimllfixit 3 years

A man has this morning confirmed that he is taking a member of the Irish travelling community to court regarding what he believes to be a case of ‘mis-sold lucky heather’. Gareth Ramirez, a...

Man out walking dog finds 'nothing untoward' in shallow undergrowth 1
dicky37 3 years

Police baffled...

Captain Rick Santorum to feature in new Torchwood series 0
simonjmr 3 years
Government may merge TV and firearms licences 5
nickb 3 years

A combined licence aimed at making payments easier for those who want to watch TV and own firearms may be available later this year. "It is crucial for the future of public service broadcasting...

COBRA updates UK status to "Shooty" from "Stabby" after County Durham events 0
simonjmr 3 years
Branson to take "irony gamble" with Newcastle United-Virgin Money shirt deal. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

Richard Branson has executed a startling u-turn after he initially poured water on hopes that Virgin may have become a major sponsor for Newcastle United following its relocation to the north. The...