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| Celebrity masseuse rubs shoulders with the rich and famous. | 0 |  |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| 50 miles added to trip - "not in the least diverting" claims driver. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Good behaviour? No, time off for live organ donation? | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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A radical UK health think-tank has controversially suggested that healthy, drug-free, long-term prisoners might consider “Live organ donation” as a part of repaying their debt to society... |
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| Is Bertie Wooster the Sixth Man? | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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After years of covert surveillance and the successful penetration of the notorious Drones Club by an agent of MI5, a desperate gang of International Spies has been rounded up and charged with... |
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| Teenager injured in fox attack. | 1 | |
mrlemoncurry | 2 years |
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Police were called in on Thursday after a report of serious injuries sustained by a teenager after a fox attack . The teenager, named Scott Watson sustained two broken arms , three broken ribs and... |
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| Me l Gibson rounded on for using wrong language | 3 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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Mel who lives in a $20,000,000 house in Malibu mentioned that if his Russian ex Lover dressed a whore she might get raped by a pack of Ni..ers .A spokesman for Malibu African Americans would like to... |
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| Nation rejoices as Saatchi gifts unmade bed and rotting shark to British public | 2 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Biscuit delivery van causes major holdup on M3 | 6 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
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We're all suffering from slow digestive transit said an AA spokesperson... |
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| News biscuit visitor misreads sub and sees Milliband brothers gits in politics | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
| Al Gores masseuse accuses him of being manipulative and massaging the figures | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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of global Warming evidence.When I complained he told me to just suck it up... |
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| England's World Cup failure blamed on too many foreign supporters | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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The FA finally conceded that the vast number of foreign supporters put paid to England's chances. "With the Premier league as it is" said a spokesman "the average English supporter is hardly getting... |
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| Husband has wife sectioned for talking to fruit. | 4 | |
pinxit | 2 years |
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'Blackberries, Apples, Orange - you name it - she's bananas!' he said... |
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| BBC tells Government to “Fuck Right Off” | 0 | |
BillyBitzer | 2 years |
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In a surprise move today, the British Broadcasting Corporation issued a statement in which it told the Government that “….having done all we can to protect our independence from the attacks of... |
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| World First - Cinema Converted to a Swimming Pool! | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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A cinema, in West Yorkshire, close to Huddlesfield Race Course, is the first one in the world to be converted into a swimming pool. Manager, Harry Shawcroft said that he was 'reet pleased with the... |
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| Sperm whale spotted off Devon coast turns out to be a condom. More soon. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Tory MP's 'No Burka' Law Would Hit Cameron | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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A Tory MP's proposal to outlaw the burka in the UK would inadvertently affect Prime Minister Cameron, as all types of face masks would be illegal, including the PM's notorious habit of fake tanning... |
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| Taliban furious as afghans are added to dangerous dogs list. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Turkey resumes talks with Christmas | 3 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Deeds show that Old McDonald never did have a farm | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Clegg Delighted With New Roll | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 2 years |
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Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clegg has resorted to You Tube to publicise his new roll of red tape. "It was unnecessarily tangled and complicated, and I rolled it up very neatly," he says on the video... |
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| First the iPod, then the iPhone and the iPad, next the iJerk | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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Green energy fans applauded the introduction of the iJerk; a device which when fitted to a male teenager’s wrist uses the energy of masturbation to charge personal electronic devices. The... |
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| Surrealists "delighted" as Tate & Lyle announce plans to sell sugar arm | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Fraud squad investigate reports of 'sweetener' in Tate & Lyle sale | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Clegg urged to repeal law making it illegal to die in the houses of parliament | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| United Nation's 5-year $80m World Population Study announces findings. | 0 | |
pinxit | 2 years |
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'There's one born every minute'... |
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| Pathologist claims he knows his patients inside out | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Groping masseuses is "essential in fight against global warming", says Al Gore | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Milliband brothers to quit politics? | 1 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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David and Edward Milliband are rumoured to be quitting politics to follow in the footsteps of the Grimes brothers and audition for X Factor as quirky duo, D'Edward!... |
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| Crufts object to Hagues proposal for 2014 Afghan exit | 1 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Dyonisus calls for a return of "proper satyr" | 1 | |
wallster | 2 years |
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Oh, those merry little sylvan imps... |
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