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|RSPCA voices concerns that schools are abusing animals in school concerts:REPOST||3||
The RSPCA today has voiced concerns that Primary and Junior schools and resorting to animal abuse in their attempts to stage recitals and concerts. Due to budget cuts local authorities are urging...
|Two in one people in Britain have poor numeracy skills||0||
|Inventor of non-flammable Koran tipped for Nobel Peace Prize.||5||
|Window cleaner victim of smear campaign...||1||
|Tories defend decision to offer work experience to LibDems||7||
Employment Minister Chris Grayling has today defended the Government’s controversial scheme to offer work experience to Liberal Democrat MPs such as Nick Clegg. Critics have attacked the scheme,...
|BBC announce Ken Dodd with "Tears for Souvenirs" for Eurovision 2013||0||
|Undertaker rebuked for calling Davy Jones' coffin "a locker"||0||
|Sound proofing options are baffling admits expert||1||
||Psycadelic Squirrel||3 years|
|UK’s Criminals to set up “University of Life”||11||
Following on from a number of leading academics deciding to set up their own University, top figures in the underworld are set to launch their own “University of life”. The UoL aims to go back to...
|Killing medical ethicists ‘no worse than office pilfering,’ survey shows.||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
After a recent report by a team of medical ethicists that claimed ‘killing new-born babies is no worse than abortion and is justifiable as they are not viable humans’, follow-up research has...
|David Cameron's 10m swimming certificate 'may be forged'||0||
|Englebert for Eurovision. Terry to be revived also.||0||
|Budget airline patents 800'th way to board a plane||0||
|'Delete browsing history' most popular google search.||2||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
variation on a theme soon...
|Seychelles islands adrift in Indian ocean.||0||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|Posthumous search of Davy Jones' locker fails to turn up any dead sailors||1||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
, I almost said "dead seamen" but held back out of respect...
|Queen leads Windsor Uncut attack on Fortnum and Mason||0||
Royal grocer Fortnum and Mason was yesterday hit by an occupation by the Windsor branch of UK Uncut. The Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla, descended on the luxury department store where the royal...
|Google silences privacy critics by revealing what porn they've been looking at.||0||
|Google to sponsor next series of 'Big Brother'.||0||
|Boris' driverless tubes policy thwarted as Ken plants fake hand||0||
|N. Korea stops fuels enrichment - "Iran says we can have some of theirs instead"||0||
|Monkeys singer died tragically young, only 18 yrs older than Whitney.||0||
BBC to show funeral live on News 24...
|Johnny Vegas : " I don't give a shit if people think I'm George Clooney !! "||0||
||Gourd Almighty||3 years|
|Pyongyang Radio welcomes Kim Jong Murdoch as deputy supervillain||0||
|Sian Williams to rejoin Radio 4 from BBC Breakfast, as its easier to be thinner||0||
Years of awkward sideways sitting have taken toll on Sian Williams and she is to return to Radio 4 "as it's easier to be thinner on radio than TV" she said yesterday More soon...
|World record hopes for Israeli athlete competing in Gaza Strip marathon||1||
|Poor voter turnout in Homs proves "apathy towards democracy" - Al-Assad||0||
|Unite Leader calls for competency on 'a day of actual action'||6||
Unite Leader Len McCluskey has today called on his members to ‘show up at work and make sure things go smoothly’ in a bid to disrupt this year’s Olympic games in London. It is a bold move...
|SMART PEEPLE R THE CAWS OF THE WURLD'S TRUBBLES.||2||
Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat depeley enuf u...
|Long term unemployment scheme made redundant||1||
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