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Chinese judge clarifies; 'Suspended death sentence' actually means hanging 5
Perks 21.08.12 4:54pm
charlies_hat
Foreign Office; 'Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well'

In a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take...

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Perks 21.08.12 9:49am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ministry of Justice cutbacks sees judicial process outsourced to George Galloway

More verdicts soon...

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dvo4fun 20.08.12 7:12pm
dvo4fun
Topped gun. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 20.08.12 7:47pm
The All New Jeni B
Pardon? A Fatwa?

You don't frighten me mate...

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dvo4fun 20.08.12 7:04pm
dvo4fun
Assange wake-up call gets Galloway thumbs up 0
cinquecento 20.08.12 6:02pm
cinquecento
Judge brands Nadir a total ‘Asil’

More mis-quotes soon...

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MADJEZ 20.08.12 6:01pm
MADJEZ
Jane Austen 'not that good' says expert

It would seem that generations of bored A level English students have been proved right, as a respected scholar has reached the conclusion that Jane Austen was actually rubbish. Professor Stanley...

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ricky33 22.08.12 1:00pm
JohnA
Nadir at lowest point after being found guilty 0
custard cream 20.08.12 4:26pm
custard cream
Woman cut free by fire brigade after reading "50 shades" on a plastic chair. 0
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 4:24pm
dominic_mcg
Mr McGregor being tormented by thieving bastard rabbits

Archibald McGregor, a hard-working 78-year-old pensioner living in a small village in Lancashire, has been brought to the verge of a nervous breakdown by thefts from the vegetable garden he relies...

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Oxbridge 22.08.12 1:03pm
JohnA
Successful businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling. 1
Boutros 20.08.12 12:41pm
dvo4fun
Swedish women surprised by Assange's use of protection 0
medici2471 20.08.12 11:25am
medici2471
Lloyd Webber guilty of harvesting clones of Michael Gove for face transplants 0
simonjmr 20.08.12 8:16am
simonjmr
Burma abolishes media as well as media censorship 1
Sinnick 20.08.12 3:09pm
dvo4fun
314 British paralympians face DLA review 0
tedweasel 20.08.12 5:50am
tedweasel
Thatcher to mediate in South Africa mining dispute

34 new jobs already created...

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tedweasel 20.08.12 5:18am
tedweasel
Religious group hiking excursion gets lost due to broken moral compass 0
Dumbnews 20.08.12 5:01am
Dumbnews
Curiosity Kills Rover

Curiosity Kills Rover By Christine Gralow MARS - The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, NASA reports. Physicists have not yet classified the particle...

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Christine Gralow 20.08.12 4:08pm
Christine Gralow
Toy walkie talkie working range could reach 10ft by Christmas.

Toy technicians claim to have a working prototype walkie talkie set with an operational range in excess of 5 feet. But this is just the start. The holy grail of toy walkie talkies - a set that can...

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Boutros 20.08.12 12:11am
Boutros
Suspicions aroused as Julie's Mobile Plastic Surgery Van arrives at embassy. 0
dominic_mcg 19.08.12 9:42pm
dominic_mcg
Pesky kids expected to medal in paranomalympics

More to follow...

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apepper 19.08.12 7:47pm
apepper
Stop witch-hunt against middle-aged sex predators Assange tells US. 3
MADJEZ 20.08.12 8:08am
Yikes
Post Office to remove post boxes from towns with no gold medallists. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 10:02am
cinquecento
Palace sources - Queen Mother "still dead". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.08.12 2:22pm
Al OPecia
Dread Affliction Of Freeitis Attacks Thousands Of Internet Users.

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as ‘Freeitis’., Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person,...

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19.08.12 2:11pm
'Male-safe routes' to be introduced to department stores

Men's rights activists are celebrating today, claiming "men up and down the country will no longer be subjected to having to walk through the lingerie department just to buy a sofa, or navigate...

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quango 19.08.12 1:35pm
nickb
Referees making most of changing room upgrades this season

The new Barclays Premier League season has begun, but it isn't just the fans with glee in their eyes. With women's football all the rage after London 2012, literally tens of ladies are quitting more...

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kga6 18.08.12 9:13pm
kga6
Flatulent swimmer misses world record because of "wind assistance"

Paralympic swimmer, Arnold Buttok, has missed out on setting a new world record after officials said his 100m swim was wind assisted. Buttok was interviewed after the race; "Obviously I'm...

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apepper 19.08.12 1:31pm
nickb
Justin Bieber offered gig in Moscow Cathedral

Massive support from parents worldwide, teen girls not so sure...

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RickH 18.08.12 1:22pm
RickH