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Man fails to hold on to 'Father of the Year' title

A 35 year old man has been left distraught after failing to receive anything with the phrase 'Father Of The Year' on it this father's day. Webster said: "I was pretty distraught. Last year I...

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andrewl81 15.06.13 3:36pm
monkeyrepublic
Odd horsey woman honours Clare Balding with OBE 0
Ian 15.06.13 3:31pm
Ian
PM: £73 to initiate age of aquarius

British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has offered a reward to anyone who can invent something so hugely significant that it rescues the economy and sparks a new phase in the history of mankind.,...

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monkeyrepublic 15.06.13 3:30pm
monkeyrepublic
Cunning plan finally pays off 5
FlashArry 15.06.13 3:20pm
Idiot
PM clarifies statement, 'I said I worked in my pyjamas' 0
custard cream 15.06.13 1:39pm
custard cream
China censors Winnie the Pooh, but allows Peking Duck 0
custard cream 15.06.13 1:37pm
custard cream
US Extends PRISM to Include Nigerian E-Mail Systems

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/08/article-0-1A30AA95000005DC-779_638x275.jpg Existing PRISM Data Centre In Bluffdale, Utah...

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Deimos 15.06.13 1:26pm
Deimos
'Tory whips are plebs', says Alice 0
Arthur 15.06.13 1:11pm
Arthur
Murdoch: "Divorce a Chinese wife and you feel like marrying another in no time" 8
sydalg 15.06.13 1:09pm
beau-jolly
Jeremy Kyle to host 'Royal DNA' special

More on its way...

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NorthernGravy 15.06.13 1:06pm
NorthernGravy
Wigan to appoint Korean manager. Chairman says "he'll be named Soon".

More later...

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seymour totti 15.06.13 10:11am
Lindy Moone
Ferrari-driving Yeti leaves massive carbon footprint 1
sydalg 15.06.13 9:33am
beau-jolly
Roman Polanski to direct, produce and star in The Jimmy Savile story. 1
godly1966 15.06.13 8:32am
Arthur
Hassan Rouhani promises to reform Scrabble App

Front runner for the Iranian Presidency, Mr Rouhani has spoken about the need to re-engage with the West, free political prisoners and return to the traditional Chambers dictionary. The 64-year-old...

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Wrenfoe 15.06.13 8:27am
Wrenfoe
Rupert Murdoch to separate from reality 0
nickb 15.06.13 7:57am
nickb
PM: £73 to initiate age of aquarius

British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has offered a reward to anyone who can invent something so hugely significant that it rescues the economy and sparks a new phase in the history of mankind.,...

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monkeyrepublic 15.06.13 6:52am
monkeyrepublic
Spending Review: Radio 1 agrees to phase out listeners

Chancellor George Osborne is due to unveil agreed Government cuts, which will include a radical overhaul of BBC planning. Inspired by the efforts of DJ Nick Grimshaw losing nearly 1 million...

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Wrenfoe 15.06.13 6:47am
Arthur
Blair accused of outsourcing sex life to China

Not that there could possibly be a word of truth in the allegation...

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sydalg 15.06.13 1:18am
sydalg
Japanese Trains To Be Made Of Rubber....

In order to accommadate even more commuters...

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Jesse Bigg 14.06.13 10:55pm
Jesse Bigg
Most immigrants coming to UK "to read Daily Mail"

A survey of immigrants to the UK has shown that nearly 80% are determined to get easier access to the Daily Mail newspaper...

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apepper 14.06.13 10:35pm
Jesse Bigg
River fails water quality test because too many broken hearts have fallen in it

A pressure group, Surfers Against Sewerage, have also complained that too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea, causing a hazard for shipping. A spokesperson for the water company explained,...

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Ian Searle 14.06.13 10:29pm
FlashArry
Tories To Abolish Level Playing Fields, Due To Not Enough 'Them and Us'

Calls for bringing back the monocle., 'Yeh, that's right', says Clegg...

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Jesse Bigg 14.06.13 10:22pm
Jesse Bigg
Disability groups demand action as survey finds 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 14.06.13 6:56pm
sredni vashta
Erdogan threatens Turkish Wombles

In what some commentators see as a "final warning", Turkey's Prime Minister has issued a demand for the protesting Wombles to vacate the central park in Istanbul. So far plans to redevelop the green...

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Wrenfoe 14.06.13 6:52pm
Lindy Moone
Startling Report Suggests it is Time we Began Taking Cancer Seriously

After a concerning new report revealed that 50% of the UK population will definitely have some form of cancer by 2020, pharmaceutical companies have temporarily halted their quest for a remedy for...

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ChairmanMouth 14.06.13 12:18am
ChairmanMouth
ACDC finally salute those currently rocking and those who have rocked recently 1
Idiot 13.06.13 11:56pm
Ironduke
China Says No to Eggplant

Eggplant or aubergine as its more commonly know in the UK has unwittingly found itself at the centre of a controversy in China. A recent attempt by retailers to introduce the vegetable to Chinese...

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ChairmanMouth 13.06.13 11:26pm
ChairmanMouth
Doping to be offered to amateur cyclists in bid to promote equality in the sport 0
JoeBradley 13.06.13 11:03pm
JoeBradley
Archbishop says Banks Should Have Hell to Pay

The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverended* Justin Welby, has urged the UK's banks to embrace morality and 'be good. Good as gold -- erm, silver erm, what is our economy based on, does anyone...

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Lindy Moone 13.06.13 10:31pm
quango
Consternation as mass killer turns out to be cheerful, outgoing type

Commentators are left disappointed and bewildered as eighteen-year-old Howard Bell, of Youngstown, Ohio, who gunned down fourteen people with his semi-automatic rifle, is described as “an average...

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sydalg 13.06.13 9:19pm
sydalg