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Palace recalls faulty batch of knighthoods

Buckingham Palace has issued an Emergency Recall Notice on dozens of honours – including top-of-the-range knighthoods – over concerns that some were issued in error and may constitute a public...

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deceangli 17.07.14 7:14am
Sinnick
Open Championship to be moved indoors

Fears that the hot weather could affect players during the Open Championship has led to a call from some tabloid newspapers for the event to be held indoors., The Daily Express sports editor has...

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Gerontius 17.07.14 7:04am
Gerontius
New fighter pilots helmet features 3 times the carrots 0
Bigglesworth 16.07.14 9:14pm
Bigglesworth
Sun offers Esther McVey ££££££££s for page 3 pose

‘What the hell, they won’t see it on Merseyside’...

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beckfordburger 16.07.14 4:30pm
beckfordburger
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Dun Dunkin 16.07.14 4:20pm
Dun Dunkin
Scottish economy expands. Or giro day as it's known.

..ooh showing my age...

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MADJEZ 16.07.14 4:10pm
beckfordburger
Tottenham sign giant grasshopper on 4 year deal

The giant grasshopper that landed on a Colombian players shoulder during their World Cup shoot-out with Brazil has landed a four year deal with Premiership side Tottenham Hotspur revealled the...

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Gerontius 16.07.14 3:52pm
NewBiscuit
Study shows political career path is a postcode lottery

The most detailed postcode study yet carried out has revealed that there are significant trends linking your postcode with your ministerial career. Those with the postcode 'SW1A 1AA' are most likely...

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NewBiscuit 16.07.14 1:49pm
NewBiscuit
Grand Mosque Mecca installs 4000 speakers, Banging prayers expected says pilgrim

local residents chance of lay in reduced to practically nil...

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Thundi 16.07.14 1:44pm
Thundi
Cabinet reshuffle fails to redress underrepresentation of bow ties 0
tomholder 16.07.14 10:53am
tomholder
Cameron based reshuffle on Marvel comics' rebranding of Thor as a woman

Claims emerged today that the Prime Minister's entire reshuffle strategy was based upon the Marvel Comics' character Thor being recast as a woman. 'This had nothing to do with gender balance or...

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RobArmstrong 16.07.14 10:46am
RobArmstrong
Israel PM to be tested for dyslexia after calling for retaliation against hummus 0
AReader 16.07.14 10:03am
AReader
Inquiry into death of French film director ends suddenly without explanation 22
AReader 16.07.14 9:58am
AReader
House of Bishops narrowly pass bill for female Thor 1
Skylarking 16.07.14 9:35am
Wrenfoe
Cameron now completely in touch with modern Britain. All’s well. 0
beckfordburger 16.07.14 9:35am
beckfordburger
Gaza just needs better Health & Safety provision

While many have tried to end decades of conflict in the Palestinian occupied territories, there is a growing feeling in the international community that the only way to achieve regional stability is...

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Wrenfoe 16.07.14 9:25am
Wrenfoe
MPs brace themselves as Gove prepares to 'leave his mark'

A number of MPs were said to be feeling 'conflicted' today as Michael Gove turned up for work wearing a leatherette basque, suspenders, wicked heels and a very severe expression. An aide, carrying a...

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Squudge 16.07.14 8:03am
Oxbridge
Hammas spark push row as Isreal reach 200 for 1 in key Test 0
Thundi 16.07.14 7:35am
Thundi
Ken Clarke caught trying to sneak back in wearing lippy and a dress 11
Kevin the Swan 16.07.14 5:01am
Squudge
Rev George Carey supports assisted dying but 'only on crucifixes'

The former Archbishop of Canterbury George Carey has announced that he has 'changed his mind' on assisted dying, after remembering that it once led to the absolution of all sins and ultimate...

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Adrian Bamforth 15.07.14 10:41pm
Adrian Bamforth
Iraq reconstruction hastened with boombox blasting of Rolling Stones 0
Dumbnews 15.07.14 9:52pm
Dumbnews
Directors may be running out of ideas as "Batman versus Danger Mouse" released 7
AReader 15.07.14 9:44pm
Sir Lupus
Cameron opens Cabinet meeting: “Mind your language, lads, there’s pussy present” 0
beckfordburger 15.07.14 8:08pm
beckfordburger
Lady Butler, Sloshed.

Shurley shome mistake...

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Scronnyglonkle 15.07.14 7:59pm
Scronnyglonkle
No.10 suggests any blood on the carpet can be easily removed with 'Cillit Bang' 0
AReader 15.07.14 7:50pm
AReader
Hague relieved as Stephen Crabb described as "first bearded Tory minister" 0
sydalg 15.07.14 7:50pm
sydalg
PM says "Gove not demoted, but simply reshuffled non-horizontally"

More likely stories later...

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AReader 15.07.14 7:46pm
AReader
Brawling Pistorius misinterprets ‘offences to be taken into consideration’ logic 0
beckfordburger 15.07.14 7:18pm
beckfordburger
NewsBiscuit contributors strike ove...

more on completion of industrial action...

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AdrianJ 15.07.14 5:35pm
AdrianJ
Swot swotted 1
roybland 15.07.14 5:14pm
sydalg