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Andrex shares soar after '7 a day' recommendation 0
Backup Brian 01.04.14 11:15am
Backup Brian
Snow White protests at call to "eat seven a day"

More to follow...

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apepper 01.04.14 11:11am
Sinnick
Government announce help to buy scheme for new England strip 0
bookiesfriend 01.04.14 10:52am
bookiesfriend
Scientists recommend “infinite” fruit & veg every day

Nutritionists are now recommending an ‘infinity’ as the ideal portion size for fruit and vegetables. “To be fair, infinity is quite large ”, admitted Patrick Lunt of the Medical Research...

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deceangli 01.04.14 10:50am
throngsman
Daily Express Leads with News Story as April Fool Joke

Express readers were left mystified this morning when the newspapers' front page was devoted to the increasingly contentious issue of international sanctions against Russia following the annexation...

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John Roughty 01.04.14 10:11am
John Roughty
"Pinch, punch, first day of the month" to be banned in Glasgow

Punch and a kick for not running away quickly enough will remain...

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vulture1 01.04.14 9:45am
vulture1
Ninety pounds for an England stript replica! Do they want the shirt off my back? 1
Ian Searle 01.04.14 9:36am
Gerontius
Sun finally comes out in Wales.

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-26818027[/url]...

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deskpilot3 01.04.14 8:09am
Squudge
Andy Murray's new hotel 'dour and difficult to like' say Daily Mail 0
bookiesfriend 01.04.14 7:59am
bookiesfriend
Cliché Society back from the brink

The Crawley Cliché Society has made a dramatic recovery, only months after it nearly calling it a day. The society has been at the heart of the community for ever and a day. However due to...

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Smart Alex 01.04.14 7:58am
Titus
£90 England Shirt 'An April 1st Joke - We Didn't Include The VAT'. 0
Titus 01.04.14 7:56am
Titus
New Health Advice: 'Eat 7 Chips A Day, Not 5'. 0
Titus 01.04.14 7:51am
Titus
New EU Directive To Standardise April 3rd As New April Fool's Day 0
Titus 01.04.14 7:49am
Titus
'Seven fruit & veg a day better be an April Fool's joke' say Scots 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 01.04.14 7:47am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Lonely IT geek left to own devices. 2
Mandy Lifeboat 01.04.14 7:41am
Psycadelic Squirrel
England Match Shirt £30 'Cooler' Than Stadium Shirt 0
Titus 01.04.14 7:19am
Titus
South Carolina legislator seeks to give God credit for state fossil

CHARLESTON, S.C., March 31 (Reuters) - An 8-year-old South Carolina girl's dream of having the woolly mammoth become the official state fossil has been put on hold while lawmakers debate an amendment...

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footinmouth 01.04.14 6:09am
footinmouth
Major media providers confusing public with real news on April fools day

London - 1st April 2014 - "The UK public are being hoodwinked by media providers presenting true news on April fools day" head of media studies at a mediocre university was reported as saying.,...

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footinmouth 01.04.14 6:07am
footinmouth
Scotland planning first gay divorce, from England 0
Squudge 01.04.14 4:52am
Squudge
Massive rise in forced gay marriages

The recent legalisation of gay marriage has now formalised the process for forced gay marriages. Some members of the Conservative backbench have voiced concern about vulnerable young boys and girls...

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tomholder 31.03.14 11:47pm
tomholder
Man Posts Funny News Story On NewsBisuit

Nah - [i]April Fool![/i] Ner ner na ner ner...

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Titus 31.03.14 11:40pm
Titus
Walkers disappointed by customer reaction to 'extra-crispy' crisps.

If only I'd thought of this a bit sooner...

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deskpilot3 31.03.14 10:07pm
deskpilot3
Osborne targets full employment. Voters target the opposite.

George 'Ozzy' Osborne - prat out of hell...

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deskpilot3 31.03.14 10:00pm
deskpilot3
Government decides to extend pub opening hours for the next election too.

Mine's a double...

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deskpilot3 31.03.14 9:56pm
deskpilot3
Cinderella bill to become law before midnight, says government. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 31.03.14 9:50pm
deskpilot3
North and South Korea both claim to have shot missing airplane down

In a major diplomatic exchange, both North and South Korea have belatedly suggested that the missing Malaysian airliner might have been shot down by them. 'It was us,' insisted Kim Jong Un in a...

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throngsman 31.03.14 9:49pm
throngsman
Local man receives admiration from peers for quitting facebook 3
Dumbnews 31.03.14 9:13pm
throngsman
Putting down of injured jockeys to be outlawed confirms racing authority

The British Horseracing Authority has confirmed that the practice of putting down injured jockeys is to be banned. The announcement has been made to coincide with this Saturday's Grand National and...

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bookiesfriend 31.03.14 8:25pm
bookiesfriend
Cameron re-assured that "Britain has the best paedophiles in Europe" 3
Underconstruction 31.03.14 8:18pm
MADJEZ
Whinging children face jail

The Queen will announce at the state opening of Parliament in June that a law to rein in whinging in children is planned in the Government's legislative agenda for the coming year. A Government...

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monkeyrepublic 31.03.14 8:10pm
monkeyrepublic