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Levinson inquiry to recommend complaints commission for the PCC. 0
Kramaring 3 years

New Press Complaints Commission Complaints Commission is to have real teeth when dealing with celebrities complaints that the Press Complaints Commissions does not have real teeth when dealing with...

Jailed stammerer completes sentence 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Agreed 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Powder seized as evidence in Barrymore drug trial 'all white' 2
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
We're stamping out drugs, says Paracetemolympics Chief 0
Drylaw 3 years
Marr to appear in remake of "the Prisoner", title sequence already in the can. 5
Al OPecia 3 years

Thanks Runestone. Might be a full story in this...

UK Women fat and most Italian females “Are Really Men” survey reveals. 0
Mathna 3 years
Euro talks crisis as Merkel insists Germany will not pay for everyone’s lunch 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
X-Factor to adopt 'Egyptian style democracy' 3
Perks 3 years

SyCo, the production company behind The X-Factor, have announced changes in the voting system in an attempt to revitalise this year's show. After much criticism, and a drop in ratings, voting will...

Ed Miliband looking forward to hanging Balls on his Christmas tree. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

With a Mandelson on top...

Marr 'woke, then spent ages on toilet' in uncut title sequence for AM show 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

An early draft of the title sequence for Andrew Marr's tv show was nearly an hour long, a BBC insider has revealed. Viewers now see an edited version in which Marr climbs into his car and drives to...

Scientists reveal they don't know what the fuck is going on 3
jordanphilips.jnp 3 years

As new evidence emerges that suggests particles could travel faster than light, undermining much of the work physicists have accomplished in the last century, several prominent scientists have...

Family relieved as missing pensioner is found down back of sofa. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Hard of hearing man has near-deaf experience 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Atom feeling 'positive' despite loss of electron 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Jamie Oliver to include first name in all the shit he does 1
antharrison 3 years

Jamie Oliver, the little known TV chef and popular cause supporter, has decided that his public image would be raised if he prefixed the name of everything he does by his first name. "I don't know...

Usain Bolt tells Levinson inquiry he was never chased by paparazzi ... 1
Kramaring 3 years

Well never for any great distance...

I have a small business 6
antharrison 3 years

And don't need financing, but does this government take us to be f*cking idiots. Complete bullshit once again. The "credit easing" scheme is intended...

Cheers at Longbridge as giant nasa Rover launches to Mars. 0
reforse 3 years
Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts 6
Gary Stanton 3 years

Iran is facing growing international condemnation after the international wind energy watchdog (IWEA) revealed the country is on course to have a fully operational wind turbine by the end of 2012. ...

UK man admits Himalayan 3 peaks challenge 'somewhat harder than the British one' 11
Smart Alex 3 years
Bus passenger with big headphones “hopes people think he’s a sound engineer” 0
nickb 3 years
Donors to charity tinned food collections earn right to veto the shameless 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

Donors to a Harpenden charity that collects groceries for disadvantaged families can now meet the recipients, and snatch things back if they don’t look grateful enough. Fearing her tins of...

Anne Widecombe to be made Peer "Baroness Doris of Karloff". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Newsbiscuit Journalist Sacked for Reporting on Newsbiscuit's Existence 5
bonjonelson 3 years

Former Newsbiscuit journalist, Immunis, was escorted off the premises by senior Editoral staff today. An initial statement from site owner John O'Farrell simply stated that 'Immunis is leaving the...

Newsbiscuit Journalist Sacked for Reporting Real Story 4
Immunis 3 years

‘The pressure to write witty entertainment and worthy puns got too much to bear, eventually I cracked and let everybody down’, claimed Anon1mess, The famed Newsbiscuit journalist and writer of...

Widdecombe: Clegg's Conservative initiation the final straw 0
irregular apple 3 years

Ann Widdecombe much loved entertainer with the voice of an Anglican choirboy whose testicles are partially descended, has today rubbished claims that David Cameron's omission from her annual...

UK Farters urged to get insurance 1
button 3 years

Not having a comprehensive policy could prove costly, UK trumpers have been warned by the Governing Union For Farters. It says those involved in an accident, or found responsible for causing one,...

Police warn clubbers of the risks of "legal" high-fives. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Piers Morgan breeds 0
Shandy 3 years

World panics...