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Tim Davie suspended for 'getting to grips' with the BBC typing pool 0
pinxit 13.11.12 1:00pm
pinxit
New York cop to enjoy retirement after last week in work passes off uneventfully

A hard-bitten New York cop is looking forward to a leisurely retirement tonight after failing to be killed in the line of duty during his last week in work. Luckily for Danny Nimzowitch, his...

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Gary Stanton 13.11.12 12:37pm
Gary Stanton
Abu Qatada ‘surprised but delighted’ with free holiday win

Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today. ‘It’s, like, totally amazing’ he declared. ‘I got home today to find a letter...

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ianslat 13.11.12 11:34am
Sinnick
Tim Davie arrested. Charged with hacking BBC management. 0
weematt 13.11.12 11:10am
weematt
“We’re the good guys”, insists drug dealer Danny. "Hell, the first hit is free”.

While loan sharks and pawnbrokers operate on the high street with impunity, as though they were legitimate businesses, drug dealers like Danny continue to be demonised. It doesn't seem fair. Danny...

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Tripod 13.11.12 10:47am
Tripod
Home Secretary deports Abu Qatada to Geordieland instead

Home Secretary Theresa May has reacted to the latest Court setback in deporting fanatical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada to Jordon by sending him to Geordieland instead. Ms May noted: ‘Sending a...

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Yikes 13.11.12 10:10am
Yikes
Tap & Spile ups the ante with new range of surreal ales.

The Tap & Spile chain of live music drinking establishments looks set to change its customer base with the introduction of a new range of ‘art period beers’. The move is supported by CAMSA,...

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malgor 13.11.12 9:29am
Yikes
Chelsea relief as Terry scan shows only minor 'black man's pinch' injury 0
Midnight Dreary 13.11.12 8:45am
Midnight Dreary
New report shows BBC pays no tax. in fact takes money from government. 0
MADJEZ 13.11.12 1:44am
MADJEZ
Equity calls for strike action as BBC drama hands top acting roles to managers 0
Nowherefast 12.11.12 11:21pm
Nowherefast
Puppeteer thought he was putting fist in Elmo. 0
MADJEZ 12.11.12 11:21pm
MADJEZ
I'm a BBC executive, get me out of here

Please add...

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tedweasel 12.11.12 11:07pm
tedweasel
BBC confirms 'Acting Director General' doesn't mean he is pretending 2
custard cream 12.11.12 10:38pm
custard cream
BBC budget squandered on Entwhistle-blowing procedure 2
charlies_hat 12.11.12 8:38pm
Dick Everyman
Used to work for Newsnight? Write for Newsbiscuit, it's ok to make the news up

In a dramatic move to bring integrity back to the BBC and Newsnight, internet satirist from Newsbiscuit will be called upon to write the news. "Lets face it John O'Farrell's lot have got a better...

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simonjmr 12.11.12 8:21pm
Squudge
Insurance premiums to rise as meerkats win equal pay tribunal. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.11.12 8:13pm
dominic_mcg
Lone Pacifist Video Game Designer calls for a 'Peaceful Solution'.

An attempt to diffuse the mounting tension between prospective players of hotly anticipated video game 'Call of Duty: Black Ops II' was attempted yesterday, as one of the game's designers called for...

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MarmiteMedicine 12.11.12 7:45pm
dvo4fun
Relief for John Terry as medical scan confirms he is white. 0
bonjonelson 12.11.12 7:11pm
bonjonelson
Qatada released, BBC apologise for calling him terrorist 'Just in case'

More apologies soon...

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MADJEZ 12.11.12 7:09pm
MADJEZ
New invisibility cloak 'mislaid already'. 1
malgor 12.11.12 6:53pm
Tripod
BBC rolling news to feature “only BBC-related news”, says new DG...

Acknowledging that the level of interest in the corporation’s cock-ups was reaching epidemic proportions - even sometimes reaching beyond the corridors of Broadcasting House itself - the BBC’s...

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Tripod 12.11.12 6:14pm
nickb
Lighthouse keeper 'in downward spiral' says inquest 0
Dick Everyman 12.11.12 6:10pm
Dick Everyman
Newsbiscuit music column: Abu Qatada's latest release

In celebration of his latest successful appeal and as a tribute to his fellow Londoners Abu Qatada is releasing a Knees-up album. The album tracks are all based on well loved London tunes., The...

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weematt 12.11.12 6:03pm
weematt
Ex Thatcher Minister remains as BBC Chairman to set corporation straight after

Ex Thatcher Minister Accused. (Not a proper sub but just saying)...

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Nowherefast 12.11.12 5:46pm
Nowherefast
Imitation ale on the increase. Police unable to detect micro breweries. 0
weematt 12.11.12 5:00pm
weematt
BBC tea lady to "fill role" of DG in mornings 2
Drylaw 12.11.12 4:54pm
Drylaw
ITV announces brewery sponsored police series, "Bringing up the Boddies" 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 4:32pm
simonjmr
Acting BBC director general is product of twisted fertility experiment

Acting director general of the BBC, Tim Davie, is the result of a disturbing fertility experiment gone wrong, it has emerged. Leaked government reports have revealed that Mr Davie is the product of...

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Old Hat 12.11.12 3:46pm
custard cream
BBC chaos: Murdoch's cardiac Doc says "Just one more laugh could be critical"

more chuckles soon...

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dvo4fun 12.11.12 3:30pm
dvo4fun
Exchequer in shock 'good news' announcement

Against a background of benefit cuts, fuel hikes, tax increases, job losses and double-dip recessions goverment critics have complained about the lack of good news emanating from the Exchequer. In...

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Dick Everyman 12.11.12 3:24pm
Dick Everyman