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Accused metal thief had "a cast iron alibi" claims solicitor 2
simonjmr 3 years
Led Zeppelin Stripped By Metal Thieves. 3
Al McHogan 3 years
Thatcher's reign, will now be known as a "dictatorship" and not a regime 0
simonjmr 3 years
Keeper has breakdown after animal stocktake 0
Major Clanger 3 years

A keeper at London Zoo has suffered a breakdown after undertaking the annual animal audit. His wife reports, “He was doing well to start with. It doesn’t take much effort to spot the...

Meryl Streep defends Tefal product placement on her latest movie 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Stockport Hospital assisted suicides to be limited to voluntary cases in future 1
cinquecento 3 years

drip, drip...

Happiness Index prototype to be re-calibrated after Phil Jones’ own goal 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

hilarious, wasn't it?...

‘Assisted suicide could be dangerous’ warn campaigners 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

As the Commission on Assisted Dying releases a report calling for assisted suicide to be legalised in Britain, opposition groups are also having their say, pointing out the inherent dangers and...

Cameron to ask Black Community Leaders if they agree Dianne Aboott, or not 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Female to male gender swapper defies "A Rose by any other name, smells as sweet" 0
simonjmr 3 years

Or should it be "sweat"? More soon...

Occasional table seeks permanent employment 0
simonjmr 3 years
Daily Mail goes off the self-righteous scale 0
Scroat 3 years

More hypocrisy later...

Eurozone banks to revert to "Default settings" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Strong case for assisted suicide as study reveals most nooses are badly tied 1
charlies_hat 3 years

Perhaps get the scouts involved ?...

Alex Ferguson Blames Losses On Failing To Blow Out Every Candle On Birthday Cake 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Strong case for assisted dying of insured debtors, claim recovery agencies 0
medici2471 3 years
Hard line Welsh militants seek adoption of Pobol y Cwm law into the UK 0
simonjmr 3 years
Catholic Bishop's family shock "Only two kids! Did he use condoms?" demands Pope 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Osborne supports assisted dying plan "Good for jobs, homes, NHS & the economy!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
BHF campaigns to make life saving look less gay 12
Newsquelch 3 years

A spokesperson for the British Heart Foundation said “it’s a terrible shame, but dozens of men die needlessly each year because other men won’t perform CPR out of fear they may look like they...

Synchronised Swimming ticket holder gladly accepts Competetive Paint Drying swap 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Boxing in turmoil as 'cash for scrap' ban is debated 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Kenny Dalglish defends Stephen Lawrence's killers 19
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

After being found guilty of the racist murder of Stephen Lawrence 18 years ago, Gary Dobson and David Norris have found an unlikely ally in the form of Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish. ‘It’s...

Panasonic working with theoretical physicists on world's first 11D TV 4
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

L'Oreal confirms purchase of PhotoShop from Adobe 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Mr Muscle yet to provide statement on takeover of Flash...

Next England manager should be called Harry says Harry Redknapp 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘Cash in the Attic’ under threat from anti-laundering laws 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Strong winds batter UK after Eric Pickles over-does the baked beans 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Labour MPs to discuss report into assisted suicide for terminal cases 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
God elbows another Republican nutter out of presidential race 2
roybland 3 years

US Republican presidential candidate and Tea Party crazie Michele Bachmann is out of the race to the White House after God declined to grant her request for 'a miracle'.,  , The evangelical...