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GCSEs still easier than last year - but offset by kids being more stupid. 1
bonjonelson 23.08.12 4:32pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Jordanian paralympians no entry to Ecudorian Embassy due to access issues 0
simonjmr 23.08.12 2:50pm
simonjmr
Remaining Pussy Riot members jailed for "putting bins out on wrong day". 0
dominic_mcg 23.08.12 1:06pm
dominic_mcg
Asil Nadir denies taking daughter's Polly Pocket dolls. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.08.12 1:00pm
dominic_mcg
Right to die man to be jailed for contempt of court. More soon.

Ta grumble...

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Al OPecia 23.08.12 8:17pm
Yikes
Paralympic beach volleyball 'selling surprisingly well' 0
Oxbridge 23.08.12 12:24pm
Oxbridge
Jordanian paralympic squad 'relieved' as sex-charge athletes pull out

..dammit, there's a gag in there somewhere trying to get out -...

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FlashArry 23.08.12 12:23pm
FlashArry
Cameron Miffed Re Royal Antics....

"Pity; all the makings of an indifferent Tory."...

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Jesse Bigg 23.08.12 12:17pm
Jesse Bigg
Right-to-die man "must be ressurected" after defying High Court 1
grumblechops 23.08.12 12:51pm
FlashArry
Shock as puppets claim to have rewritten most of the episodes of Thunderbirds

'Thunderbirds' writers have blasted back at the show’s puppets who claimed the quality of the program was going downhill, straight into a volcano after a plane crashed in to a fast moving train....

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Ian Searle 23.08.12 12:49pm
FlashArry
Forced entry to Ecuadorian Embassy "probably OK if occupants are asleep" 4
grumblechops 23.08.12 5:15pm
nickb
Balance restored to universe as Edwina Curry goes on Cruise. 2
button 23.08.12 4:17pm
charlies_hat
Camerons Big society

blamed for latist countrywide photo shop closures,causing thousands of unemployed protesting overweight photograthers to riot in Trafalger square,clashing with overweight police officers who are also...

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De-spair tyre 23.08.12 10:41am
De-spair tyre
Harry admitted to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary 0
medici2471 23.08.12 8:55am
medici2471
Huge interest in rare photos of a naked ginger

Ginger-watchers all over the world are buzzing with excitement today after extremely rare pictures emerged on the internet of a completely naked ginger. Notoriously shy creatures, gingers normally...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.12 8:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Recession hits Dr Barnardos hard.

Sir Colin Froth head of Barnardos said,you can tell things are getting bad by the number of children falling out of door step charity donation collection bags at our sorting offices.One sad case...

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De-spair tyre 23.08.12 8:23am
De-spair tyre
Restoration amateur ruins UK economy

A middle-aged Chancellor has stunned UK officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a once proud economy. The man, in his early 40s, was reportedly upset at the way the economy...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 27.08.12 2:47pm
writinginbsl
Restoration expert ruins cartoon

An elderly librarian at the BBC has stunned cultural officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a prized cartoon of a cat and dog., Roobarb and Custard by Grange Calvaley has...

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Gerontius 23.08.12 8:16pm
Yikes
New law to ban trade in "sex for doing the washing up". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.08.12 7:06am
Al OPecia
Palace condemns embarrassing prints 3
charlies_hat 23.08.12 11:53am
Rootin Tootin
controversial blue prints published in US media 0
charlies_hat 23.08.12 6:37am
charlies_hat
Sarah Brightman 'regretting signing up for rapid weight-loss programme'. 5
Boutros 12.10.12 10:08am
Sinnick
Julian Assange committed to Quito.

"He's definitely off the fags" says unnamed Swedish woman...

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Maverick 22.08.12 8:50pm
Maverick
"I thought whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" says Harry 0
custard cream 22.08.12 8:23pm
custard cream
First Martian discovered sues Curiosity driver for whiplash

The first ever life form to be discovered on Mars has filed a personal injury claim against the driver of the Curiosity rover vehicle. 'I was driving along, minding my own business, when I was hit...

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ianslat 22.08.12 7:31pm
ianslat
Prince Harry only naked because Nazi uniform was in the wash 1
ianslat 22.08.12 7:56pm
Yikes
Your Guide to Selling Your Home

With all the Olympics commotion, thousands of would-be sellers have taken their eye of the ball. The number of houses I’ve seen recently that lack a small amount of time and effort that could earn...

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quango 23.08.12 11:09pm
Smart Alex
Mel and Sue to present actors career retrospective - The Great British Berkoff 0
simonjmr 22.08.12 1:54pm
simonjmr
Harry pots the pink

then the brown...

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medici2471 22.08.12 1:51pm
medici2471
Controversy as overturned caravan wins Edinburgh Festival comedy award

An Edinburgh Fringe comedy prize has been awarded to a caravan accident on the M8. The entry ‘Elddis Crusader on its roof’ by Brian Cooper of Basingstoke won ‘Best Improvised Comedy...

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Midfield Diamond 27.08.12 9:55am
Squudge