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Operation Elveden stalls as Met Police denied access to Lothlorien 0
Nowherefast 02.04.13 1:16pm
Nowherefast
North Koreans are ‘sirry irriots’ says Benny Hill

Dead comedian Benny Hill has caused a diplomatic row by accusing the North Korean government of being ‘sirry irriots.’ Speaking through a medium Hill, aged 105, criticised the North Korean...

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Thewoodenleg 02.04.13 1:09pm
Thewoodenleg
June 2055 : Beckham still hopeful of National team selection 0
simonjmr 02.04.13 1:03pm
simonjmr
David Milliband Quits Sunderland Board After Admitting He Used To Be A Socialist 2
Titus 02.04.13 12:54pm
Jeremy Hunt
Di Canio confirms he's a SAFCist through and through 0
simonjmr 02.04.13 12:54pm
simonjmr
Shock as kerb 'trip' police officer story turns out not to be April Fool. 0
theinvisiblecitychannels 02.04.13 12:40pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Great Balls Of Fire! - Man Wins Disco Prize......

Dancing like a dad at a wedding...

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Jesse Bigg 02.04.13 12:11pm
Jesse Bigg
Kim Jong-un to guest star in final episode of The Big Bang Theory

..Sorry. Just a whimsical thought...

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Nowherefast 02.04.13 11:46am
Nowherefast
Di Canio's new Sunderland formation - everyone to play on right wing 3
Actual Size 02.04.13 9:35am
Ironduke
Westminster sex workers fear triple dip 0
Scroat 02.04.13 8:25am
Scroat
Pundits Who Parrot "Triple Dip Recession" Admit They Don't Know What It Means 0
Titus 02.04.13 8:07am
Titus
"Fish" found to contain sea-horse

Fish really [i]has[/i] been mis-labelled: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21993684 "They said it was cod, but it was a load of pollocks"...

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Titus 02.04.13 7:29am
Titus
Di Canio says first job is to fill in the gaps with black, on Newcastle shirts

mas o menos...

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burnmybridges 02.04.13 6:14am
burnmybridges
Dangerous levels of dust found in local library 0
Dumbnews 02.04.13 1:39am
Dumbnews
Dyslexic dwarves: Not big and not fuzzy 0
Smart Alex 02.04.13 12:44am
Smart Alex
Doctors confirm it takes 6 months to recover from clock changes

Researchers into the effect of the changing of the clock for summertime have discovered that it takes the typical person 6 months to adjust to the change in the clocks. One doctor explained; "For the...

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apepper 02.04.13 12:18am
apepper
Relief as Nelson Mandela reveals he only gave up breathing for Lent 0
sydalg 01.04.13 11:20pm
sydalg
Man Denies Microwave is ‘extra bedroom’

A man has been told to move house because his microwave is large enough to be classified ‘an extra bedroom.’ George Jorge, 58, an unemployed bricklayer from Halifax, installed the kingsize...

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Thewoodenleg 01.04.13 11:16pm
sydalg
Man with two intersecting cracks has hot cross bum 2
sydalg 01.04.13 10:56pm
deskpilot3
Man cuts off own ‘sexist’ penis after reading Germaine Greer

A man called emergency services to report that he had cut off his own penis because it was ‘sexist.’ John Thomas, 65, of Cockermouth, Cumbria, was found in a distressed state and bleeding...

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Thewoodenleg 01.04.13 10:45pm
Titus
Coach unmotivated to give team motivational speech 0
Dumbnews 01.04.13 10:35pm
Dumbnews
National Rifle Association backs North Korea's right to bear arms

US gun lobby the NRA has backed North Korea's drive to perfect nuclear missiles, arguing that they the Second Amendment applies to them just as much as dumb rednecks and disillusioned schoolkids....

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ianslat 01.04.13 9:09pm
ianslat
Nick Griffin " I am fascist and racist, but I cannot condone Sunderland"

More later...

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Scronnyglonkle 01.04.13 8:28pm
Titus
After losing three games in a row, Di Canio found swinging from lamp-post... 1
Tripod 01.04.13 8:06pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Sunderland change sponsor to Invest in Abasynia

Did I spell it right...

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Scronnyglonkle 01.04.13 8:04pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man with huge nose and guilty conscience unable to look himself in the eye

..come on chaps I'm trying to get a little late bank holiday action going, even if it is just of the 'you can't post more than twice a day variety'...

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baron la croix 01.04.13 7:38pm
baron la croix
France Soir: Kim Jong Un of PRK revealed as Kim Jong Quatre of Scotland

See yuuz Kimmy! Plus Kim Jongs bientôt...

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BewsNiscuit 01.04.13 7:34pm
BewsNiscuit
Gov't promises extra 'car wash-by-hand' facilities to house Bulgarian immigrants 1
Nowherefast 01.04.13 7:26pm
baron la croix
Scientists at CERN find gluons, muons and hadrons, but unable to get hard-ons 0
baron la croix 01.04.13 7:23pm
baron la croix
Suicide bomber foiled by first class health and safety risk assessment. 1
Al OPecia 01.04.13 7:23pm
sydalg