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UK Govt say Scotland can have Pound, England keeps Curling team and Andy Murray

More negotiation later...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 3:25pm
virtuallywill
Unorthodox politician builds platform on nothing unorthodox 0
Dumbnews 17.02.14 3:08pm
Dumbnews
Airplane hijackers return to 'traditional values'

Story to follow, but have to catch a plane!...

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brianflan 17.02.14 2:54pm
brianflan
Independent Scotland "Would Invite EU Member Countries To Join It" Instead

.and to join it's proposed new "Super Currency", the Sceuro., More new members soon...

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BewsNiscuit 17.02.14 2:53pm
Son of Barnabas
P&O Ferries launch new 'No celebrities' Cruises

P&O Ferries have today launched a new service that's sure to appeal to the cruise market - a holiday cruise without celebrities. Mark Johnson P&Q Marketing Manager, explained the thinking...

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custard cream 17.02.14 2:47pm
custard cream
Gold for women's skeleton

http://p.globalsources.com/IMAGES/PDT/B8804335258/Halloween-Skeleton-Jointed-Hanging-Decoration.jpg...

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Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 2:45pm
Son of Barnabas
Man Reverts to Gathering Nuts And Berries

after rejecting all food which is in any way genetically different from its natural wild forebears...

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Titus 17.02.14 2:45pm
Titus
Man Tweets "I've Just Posted On Facebook A Picture I Took Of Me ...

posting this story on NewsBiscuit. Tell me what you think...

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Titus 17.02.14 2:44pm
Dumbnews
Houses of Parliament disappear into giant sinkhole

In the latest in the series of sinkholes mysteriously appearing all around the world, the Westminster houses of Parliament today sank out of site as an enormous crater opened up beside the Thames....

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Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 2:41pm
Titus
Torvill and Dean win Olympic Gold

What do you mean that was 30 years ago? They're getting more coverage now than the rest of the winter olympics!...

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Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 2:41pm
Son of Barnabas
Italy running out of people to be Prime Minister 2
Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 2:39pm
Son of Barnabas
Man with bank password tattooed on chest advised not to sunbathe in public 0
sydalg 17.02.14 2:23pm
sydalg
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to Dai. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 17.02.14 2:20pm
virtuallywill
Scots Caught up in Language Testing Scam

Pan O’Drama has revealed that amongst the immigrants paying bribes for fraudulent Student Visas, there were a considerable number of Scottish youths hoping to demonstrate competence in the English...

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Guillermo De Snookio 17.02.14 2:02pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Funding crisis for Team GB Olympic skeleton team

http://www.keele.ac.uk/media/keeleuniversity/alumni/KOHP%20Trays%202.jpg...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 1:55pm
virtuallywill
Scotland joining Organisation of African Unity would be "very difficult"

More to follow...

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apepper 17.02.14 1:10pm
BewsNiscuit
Sales of Wet Ones plummet... 0
Loundshay 17.02.14 11:38am
Loundshay
Realbiscuit

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 11:17am
virtuallywill
Blair in bed with Murdoch...What you mean? "Not that one"......Ohhhhh......

More toned buttocks at 1...

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blokefromstoke 17.02.14 10:56am
blokefromstoke
NB writer subject to cyber abuse

For not searching through entire back catalogue archives to see if an idea / word has ever been used before in any context whatsoever before submitting a postsorry what's thatoh fuckthis has been...

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irreverendJ 17.02.14 9:49am
MADJEZ
Swiss prevent escape of hijacked airliner by "Tobleroning" the runway 0
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 9:13am
Bigglesworth
Newsbiscuit writer's shame from 'similar item done before'

No comment added just in case it's been said by someone somewhere...

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brianflan 17.02.14 9:13am
Oxbridge
EU doesn't recognise independent Scotland but finds it oddly familiar.

No, can't place you. Wait a minute, aren't you England's little mate with the ginger hair? Oh, you fell out did you...

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Electrelane 17.02.14 8:45am
Titus
State-of-the-art sewage incinerator described as "hot shit" 0
sydalg 17.02.14 8:17am
sydalg
Man posting inspirational quotes on facebook unaware of linkedin 0
Dumbnews 17.02.14 7:00am
Dumbnews
EU to apply Whodafukareyou protocol to independant Scotland 3
Kevin the Swan 17.02.14 6:50am
Squudge
UK declares war on Atlantis

After the deadline passed for an end to the floods, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has announced we are at war with Atlantis. At 12pm, Mr Cameron stated via a special TV broadcast: "This morning...

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Adrian Bamforth 17.02.14 6:39am
Squudge
Snottish Independence

[u]Scotland Forbibben to use of the Mile after Independence.[/u] The UK government says that with independence, Scotland will no longer be allowed to use the mile, but as a special concession, they...

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Guillermo De Snookio 17.02.14 6:05am
Guillermo De Snookio
Independent Scotland would form CU zone 0
pere floza 17.02.14 12:09am
pere floza
General Admiral Vice Air Marshal Carlos denies Columbian army corruption 0
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 12:05am
Bigglesworth