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Mugabe meets with Blunt and Ceaucescu relatives to demand knightood restorations 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has flown to Europe to meet with relatives of the late Anthony Blunt and Nicolae Ceaucescu. It is understood that all parties are concerned for their reputations...

Fred Goodwin to have knighthood removed in embarrassing public ceremony. 0
WatcherMark 3 years

It has been disclosed that, mere hours after the news of having his knighthood removed was revealed to the public, Fred Goodwin is to have it taken off him in an embarrassing public ceremony....

Home Secretary Theresa May repeals The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005! 2
hardev 3 years

In a surprise move today, Home Secretary Theresa May has repealed The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005. She told reporters that we really couldn’t go on with an Act which had been rushed in just...

Weather Latest : Next week to be worse than last year so wrap up warm 0
Drylaw 3 years
Government Strips Frd Gdwn of His Vowels 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Labour would knight Fred Goodwin for helping boost Miliband's popularity 0
roybland 3 years
Politician outlines 2-year plan to develop next economic bubble 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Bus Drivers in Brighton told to "steer clear of affection" 7
Golgo13 3 years

The friendly snog with the driver could become a thing of the past on Brighton's public transport network, as busy-body bus bosses have told employees that intimate contact with passengers is no...

Detective in Redknapp trial to appear in remake "Men who Stare at Gits". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Redknapp breaks into song at tiral "Beckham on my mind". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Isaac Azimov develops the iRobot 0
Smart Alex 3 years

I'll get my coat...

Creative Roman Emperor invents iClaudius 1
Sinnick 3 years

(hat-tip to Mrs Nick)...

HM Queen charges Fred Goodwin £25 for letter withdrawing knighthood 7
antharrison 3 years
Residents at care home “proper chuffed” as royal visitor ignores buffet 4
kimllfixit 3 years

Linda Phillips, Head Nursing Executive at the Sunshine Towers old peoples’ home in Devon, this morning told of the residents’ delight when the visit from Princess Anne resulted in the provision...

Goodwin 'Didnt' Want it Anyway' 7
LizzyG 3 years

Fred Goodwin reacted to the stripping of his knighthood today saying "I didn't even want it anyway." Fred had received his knighthood in 2004 for services to banking having invented the popular...

Miliband demands to know what PM did about last government cock ups 3
ronseal 3 years

Ed Miliband had a brilliant Prime Minister's Question Time today, landing several telling blows on his Old Etonian foe. "What I'm asking is this: Where was the current Prime Minister, when we were...

Labour hails breakthrough which allows access to the thoughts of coma patients 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Clarkson defends new series of 'The Black and White Top Gear Show' 7
3 years

Controversial car botherer Jeremy Clarkson has defended the latest series of the Sunday tea-time race-row programme, 'The Black and White Top Gear Show'. Clarkson and his co-presenters have been...

Lawyers confirm Rosie Redknapp 'not a happy bunny' but a very rich doggie 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fred Goodwin sacked from Channel 4's "Deal or no deal" 0
antharrison 3 years
Helen Skelton to join Ellen MacArthur in new bid for World Yachting Record. 0
rob box 3 years

" This time, it won't be Plain Sailing.", Say's Spokesperson., "And btw . This time, don't expect ME to look after the cat."...

Helen Skelton to join Ellen MacArthur in new bid for World Yachting Record. 0
rob box 3 years
Fred Goodwin awarded title of ‘Banker’ under new dishonours system 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

Following the decision to strip former RBS boss Fred Goodwin of his knighthood, Buckingham Palace has unveiled a new dishonours system to recognise those who have made a ‘substantial and prolonged...

Mrs Brian Cox admits that she often has trouble locating her husband 1
medici2471 3 years
Angela Merkel to present Fred Goodwin with Iron Cross 0
3 years

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has spoken in gushing terms about her agent Fred Goodwin, ahead of the ceremony to present him with the Iron Cross. "By undermining the value of the paper on which...

Health and Safety Executive to ban emotional roller-coasters. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Queen shreds Goodwin's knighthood. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
Sainsbury rename Lion Bar the 'High Fibre Diet Turd Bar' 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Calls for Sir Max Mosley to be stripped 0
medici2471 3 years
Dyson launch the electrically heated loft-ladder 9
dvo4fun 3 years

James Dyson, the designer of many innovative products no-one knew they needed, announced his company's latest must-have domestic appliance at a press conference today. "A large proportion of...