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roybland 06.02.13 10:20pm
roybland
PM says those coming out in favour of gay marriage 'didn't have to go that far'. 0
One Line Only 06.02.13 8:22pm
One Line Only
" Tesco's are pussys ..... Since 1999 I've made billions flogging dead horses. "

George Lucas...

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rob box 06.02.13 8:21pm
rob box
Dog identity chips found in Tesco beefburgers. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.02.13 7:15pm
Al OPecia
Gina rhinhart says finders keepers to this and future generations of Australians

The worlds richest(and fattest) woman Gina Rhinehart has responded to accusations that she is a spoilt rich girl and should use australias vast natural resources to benefit the entire population of...

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marknixon 06.02.13 7:05pm
Tripod
Government to legalise uncivil partnerships. More soon.

They will be exclusively between a man and a woman...

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Al OPecia 06.02.13 7:05pm
Al OPecia
Worlds longest cat dies in US and Canada 0
andhrimnir 06.02.13 6:52pm
andhrimnir
First gay marriage called off after squabble over who gets to be the bride 2
Nowherefast 06.02.13 6:33pm
Midfield Diamond
Richard Of York Grave Beneath Itinerant Vehicles 0
Nails UK 06.02.13 6:18pm
Nails UK
Church leaders overjoyed as gay bars get license to ordain priests

From September 2013 gay bars throughout the UK are to be allowed to conduct ordinations in line with equal opportunities and to address the Government’s call for recognising diversity. Licenses...

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Dick Everyman 06.02.13 5:30pm
Dick Everyman
Tories in three-way split over gay marriage

A number of leading Tory ministers have told David Cameron that destroying working class families by cutting benefits and throwing people on the scrap heap has received widespread support at...

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Gerontius 06.02.13 5:21pm
Midfield Diamond
All men must be neutered by 2016 say local authorities

From April 2016 every female in England will have to microchip their male counterpart or face prosecution say local authorities., The move is aimed at cutting the number of stray men found wandering...

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Geraldine Wiley 06.02.13 4:44pm
AReader
Position of King's bones suggests wintry weather here to stay 0
Drylaw 06.02.13 2:28pm
Drylaw
Richard 111 to receive posthumous lifetime award for work with children 0
Drylaw 06.02.13 2:24pm
Drylaw
Skynet attack foiled by Captcha 2
cinquecento 06.02.13 1:15pm
ginty
Tesco admits 'we've already been chipping dogs for years' 0
cinquecento 06.02.13 11:25am
cinquecento
HMRC investigating why religious figure modellers only make small prophets. 0
weematt 06.02.13 11:24am
weematt
Philippa Langley announces engagement to car park skeleton 0
Nowherefast 06.02.13 10:59am
Nowherefast
Archeologists find remains of Chris Huhne's moral conscience in Southwark

Investigators in Southwark have held a press conference today announcing the discovery of Chris Huhne's moral conscience. The remains of morality were buried 10 years ago when the Member of...

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Perks 06.02.13 10:48am
Perks
Government announce dog chipping as replacement for speed cameras

In a cost-cutting move today the Government has commenced the first of its new 'two for the price of one' policies. Noting the overwhelming number of canine passengers in cars caught on speed...

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weevie 06.02.13 10:27am
weevie
Fabric of Universal spacetime found to be corduroy. 3
wallster 06.02.13 10:04am
pere floza
Cameron defends his new BBC natural history epic ‘Great Britain’

Hitting back at criticism from viewers and some newspapers David Cameron has defended his new BBC natural history series, ‘Great Britain’. Complaints were received that the series, which follows...

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Dick Everyman 06.02.13 9:59am
Dick Everyman
“Richard III is just the first of many finds”, says Kevin ‘Bonekicker’ Baxter...

With the discovery of someone who might or might not have been Richard III (but probably was) beneath a car-park in Leicester, archeologists who have relished their ‘Indiana Jones’ moment are...

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Tripod 06.02.13 9:43am
Tripod
NHS Online forms to have boxes “pre-ticked”

The new IT system currently being rolled out across all NHS Trusts in England is to have all the correct boxes pre-ticked, in a move designed to improve performance. Many trusts are also struggling...

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rogerg 06.02.13 9:18am
rogerg
Bye-bye by-election under the 'Curse of Eastleigh'

The three main parties have today made the surprise announcement that they do not intend to field candidates at the next Eastleigh by-election, on superstitious grounds. Previous MPs have all fallen...

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Squudge 06.02.13 7:42am
Squudge
"Sheer luxury,lads! I were put under t'car park for 517 years!" 0
Iscariot 06.02.13 12:07am
Iscariot
Michael Parkinson ‘proud of his manboobs’

“I’ve met thousands of fascinating people and have some wonderful mammaries” he said...

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Reg Herring 05.02.13 11:58pm
Reg Herring
Horse salesman's descendent claims kingdom

A descendent of a 15th century horse trader has claimed that he gave Richard III a horse shortly after the then King offered his kingdom in exchange. "Luckily, he kept the receipt.", explained,...

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apepper 05.02.13 11:45pm
apepper
BDA in switch from mercury to lead/uranium ore amalgam

Coming under pressure for having advocated the use of mercury-containing amalgam dental fillings for two centuries, the British Dental Association (BDA)recently took the unprecedented step of...

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bumtrinket 05.02.13 11:44pm
bumtrinket
Irish Church 'never discriminated by race or gender' in its child abuse 0
cinquecento 05.02.13 11:24pm
cinquecento