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| Ministry of Agriculture 'Facing the chop' | 0 |  |
antharrison | 2 years |
| BP sick of jokes | 1 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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all set to sack Tony Haywood... |
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| Firhall Village Council advertises for a Childcatcher. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Clegg refuses to believe that a referendum is first past the post. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Public sector menace | 1 | |
one against the world | 2 years |
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The government and leading scientific experts have agreed that the public sector is a bigger threat to the planet than climate change and if left unchecked will be the end of all humanity... |
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| Cuts of up to 40% likely to be cut by up to 40% as opposition mounts | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| 'He's physically aroused by public service cutbacks', Samantha reveals, too late | 0 | |
la maga | 2 years |
| BBC to publish salaries in three bands: Incredible–Unbelievable–Graham Norton | 4 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Grammar pedant cursed by which. | 1 | |
riesler | 2 years |
| Planck telescope confirms oldest light in the universe is red | 2 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Names! A big problem in serious illness? | 7 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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It appears that names can play a big part in serious illness, Sam FOX has suspected rabies, it is alleged that Ruth BADGER has TB, Sandra Bullock? Foot & Mouth? Medical teams are standing by,... |
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| Plank reveals spectacular ski | 1 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Analogy 101 ,The new Biology course that is the rage flaming through the | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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the deep south and mid west states ,who are we kidding the fucking redneck states This course is mainly aimed at young Republicans that want to wait for proper sexual relations on their wedding... |
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| Fellatio Tax would be "a blow for the whole economy" claim critics | 0 | |
LittleSpender | 2 years |
| Critics Question Existence Of Messi | 0 | |
jmcl | 2 years |
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More at http://sportingballs.wordpress.com/... |
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| Nadal weaker than Murray on slighted-melted bitumen, claim experts | 0 | |
Gary Stanton | 2 years |
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Arse-picking Wimbledon Champion, Rafa Nadal, would likely lose a rematch against Andy Murray, if it was played on a surface of melting tar, according to experts. Tennis chiefs believe such... |
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| NY man blows off arm with fireworks. Couldn't get to gun in time says NRA | 1 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi or Lockerbie bomber for short | 4 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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says the Doctor who examined him was absolutely fucking shite.However, having said that he thinks bygones should be bygones .If he had been any good I would be working my way through a line of 72... |
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| Fans upset at "I'm just a bad actor not a vampire" Pattinson confession | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| Carnage as old women fight to pay cafe bill | 4 | |
Oxbridge | 2 years |
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The centre of Stourbridge remains sealed off after the massacre that took place when sisters Betty Green and Pat Bonsall both tried to pay their lunch bill in Alberto's Cafe in the High Street... |
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| Planck telescope discovers it doesn't exist | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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can't find itself on any of the photos it's taken of the universe... |
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| Tony Blair wins US peace prize. Satire found dead in hotel room. | 1 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Nationwide reluctant to re-possess England team due to resale value fear | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| England's new sponsor to be Confused.com | 1 | |
Catch25 | 2 years |
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New shirt design to feature company logo... |
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| Leaked government paper reveals benefit/spend analysis plan. | 1 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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The proposed system forces all benefits to be issued as credit on a “Consumer benefits account,” all spending allowed only against a commodity-specific Debit Card, no cash transactions allowed,... |
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| Steve Jobs goes to the toilet to do a number 2 but actually looks more like a 1 | 4 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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them it occurs to him if a small portion breaks off he could have the i shit on his hands .Would he be able to even more i crap to an already saturated market... |
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| After giving Blair peace prize, U.S. seeks to extradite Brian Haw for war crimes | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| M62 traffic chaos caused by plastic arm found near hard shoulder. | 1 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| Steve Jobs claims 'iPhone would have better signal under A.V. system' | 0 | |
euankitson | 2 years |
| Cristiano Ronaldo 'proud father' as baby takes first steps, dribbles and dives | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
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