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Functional vending machine discovered

SCRANTON, PA — After a startling discovery, thousands flocked to Scranton, Pennsylvania to witness a vending machine that actually accepted American dollar bills and completely delivered the...

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hunterjones 08.07.13 10:11am
Lindy Moone
Murray inspires new generation to play tennis.... for two weeks a year. 1
MADJEZ 08.07.13 10:03am
Wrenfoe
America's smokers mourn last man to make smoking cool.

America's smoking community is tonight trying to come to terms with the death of William "Billy" Dark, widely believed to be the last man in the USA, and perhaps beyond, capable of making smoking...

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sredni vashta 08.07.13 9:55am
Lindy Moone
Wales to be flattened with massive injections of botox 0
sydalg 08.07.13 9:29am
sydalg
Proctologist charges £100 per anum 0
sydalg 08.07.13 9:28am
sydalg
Anti-capitalist millitant group rain Mento bombs on Coca-Cola factory 0
gaijintendo 08.07.13 9:12am
gaijintendo
Abu Qatada fury at missing Wimbledon final

More to follow...

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apepper 08.07.13 9:10am
raudus
Five hour semi leads to disappointing climax for Djokavic 2
victimms 08.07.13 9:06am
raudus
Murray's girlfriend renews contract for another year 3
pere floza 08.07.13 9:05am
raudus
Murray to endorse Chinese Lanterns

In what will no doubt be the first of many big sponsorship deals, agents for the Wimbledon champion were pleased to announce a six figure promotions contract with the much maligned Chinese Lantern...

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Wrenfoe 08.07.13 7:53am
Wrenfoe
Scotland declares day of mourning as Murray wins Wimbledon.

The Scottish Government today declared a day of national mourning as a result of Andy Murray winning the Wimbledon Tennis Championship. In a joint statement released by the Parliamentary Press...

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FOAD 08.07.13 7:51am
Oxbridge
UK media ignores 7/7 anniversary as it's not a big story in the US 0
ronseal 08.07.13 7:00am
ronseal
Man who 'never expected to win' award makes eloquent, time slot perfect speech 0
ronseal 08.07.13 6:50am
ronseal
5 year olds to be taught fractions to understand their chances of getting a job 0
Ian Searle 08.07.13 5:51am
Ian Searle
Murray finally rids himself of 'Scottishness'

In a remarkable transformation in front of millions of television viewers this afternoon Andy Murray finally divested himself of all traces of 'Scottishness' and became a true English hero. It was a...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 08.07.13 5:20am
Wrenfoe
Quinn the Eskimo finally gets here and is disappointed by the muted welcome 6
Ian Searle 08.07.13 5:12am
Wrenfoe
Dour, churlish Scot was actually plucky,brave Brit all along. 1
Ironduke 08.07.13 5:11am
Wrenfoe
PETA to Become POTATO and Protect All Living Things

[i]Leading Animal Rights Group Wants to Broaden Their Horizons, and They Figure an Acronym Change is a Good Star[/i]t NORFOLK, VA---Spokesperson Lindsay Rajt has confirmed multiple reports that the...

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jmg16 08.07.13 12:02am
jmg16
Canadian PM says train explosion could have been far worse - It was in Quebec 0
bonjonelson 07.07.13 11:24pm
bonjonelson
Newsbiscuit sad to report the death of 'The Joke' aged 5.

Obituary soon...

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MADJEZ 07.07.13 10:17pm
Arthur
Saatchi commissions Damien Hirst to make artwork of Nigella. 1
Boutros 07.07.13 9:55pm
Arthur
Cloud Computing 'just like the old days' says 98-year-old computer scientist

The Computer Revolution has turned full circle, according to the computer scientist who helped Joe Stalin nurture the USSR in the years following the Russian Revolution. Professor Nicholas Pelmeni...

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Arthur 07.07.13 9:04pm
Arthur
Brent Council files for Abu Qatada to be deported back to UK over parking fine

Ah, it's hot. Can't be bothered to write this...

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Skylarking 07.07.13 8:45pm
Arthur
Daily Mail laments, "77 years and still no English Wimbledon Champion" 0
bonjonelson 07.07.13 7:08pm
bonjonelson
Mint to be named in honour of famous victory 0
BAJDixon 07.07.13 7:07pm
BAJDixon
Scottish independence put on hold. Just in case. 0
Paddy Berzinski 07.07.13 7:00pm
Paddy Berzinski
British Tennis in Crisis

As yet another Championship passes without a British Woman winning Wimbledon there is talk of a crisis in the Lawn Tennis Association (LTA), with many questioning what is wrong with the game in this...

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Lol Blackhall 07.07.13 6:39pm
Squudge
no? 1
Squudge 07.07.13 6:33pm
Squudge
Arctic monkeys endangered by hot weather. 0
Maverick 07.07.13 5:43pm
Maverick
Saatchi goes home to mum coz that mean Nigella didn't stick up for him. 0
Maverick 07.07.13 5:38pm
Maverick