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Abi Titmuss to offer advice & support to Tulisa 0
ianrbland 3 years

Darling you really should have done more with your makeup...

Susan Boyle sex tape rumoured to be weeks away 0
simonjmr 3 years
Dignitas to offer "the Whitney" More later... 0
ianrbland 3 years

bring your own nose candy...

Osborne: cut in highest rate tax "double-plus-good" 0
ianrbland 3 years
Survey latest: Marmite proves to be a "bit of a marmite food" More later... 0
ianrbland 3 years
Study shows union members 'have same energy levels as Vegans' 0
Perks 3 years
Insiders say next president of World Bank probably won’t be Fred Goodwin 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
No end in sight to hose-pipe ban on Saturn’s moon 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Homeless have to beg until 68 to afford cheap alcohol in retirement say Labour 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Tesco expands online delivery service to International Space Station 0
Matthuselah 3 years

Tesco today delivered their first online grocery package to the international space station today. ATV-Edoardo Amaldi launched from French Guiana on an Ariane 5 rocket this morning with plentiful...

Pin down your pensioners with Osborne's New Granny Tacks 0
wallster 3 years

Ever wondered how you can keep your old folk from wandering off with your inheritance? Does seeing the aged enjoy what little life remains to them spending the pittance they've scraped together over...

Gardening pensioner delighted with his new Strimmer Frame 0
Smart Alex 3 years
New Brazilian airport designed to have wide runway... 0
Smart Alex 3 years

but ended up with only a thin strip down the middle...

Dinosaurs Protest At Prejudiced Manual Handling Advise. 0
Matthuselah 3 years

God and Mary trying for new baby 0
Matthuselah 3 years

Recent interviews reported from various modern prophets have suggested that the Almighty would like to try for another baby with a virgin. The news has been met with delight by many fans all over...

Now British athletes told they will have to run and jump as well. 0
Boutros 3 years
Welfare to work firm that had "absolute power", found to be corrupt 0
virtuallywill 3 years

"shock, horror, possibly probe"...

Eyes, nose and mouth tattooed on back of Vince Cable's head 1
JustSomeBloke 3 years

can now face both ways on budget...

Team GB clothing 'as worn by Jessica Ennis' proving popular with middle-age men 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Daily Mail: Toulouse gunman safe and well 1
apepper 3 years

More follows...

Beer garden quite obviously at rear of premises. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Invite to inspect Iraqi WMD facilities found “stuck in USA’s junk mail folder" 1
grumblechops 3 years

A spokesman for the US military today confirmed that a “routine clearout” of email folders had turned up a number of interesting documents, including a full and unconditional invitation to...

Toulouse apartment for sale. Bathroom needs work. 9
Boutros 3 years
Rare footage leaked of Freddie Mercury in Queen. 1
AledW 3 years

Duke of Edinburgh "furious"...

Stephen Hawking to feature in first episode of The Voice 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Osborne: 'Rise in stranded out-of-fuel drivers shows new confidence in economy' 3
3 years

The AA has reported a 20% increase in call-outs from motorists who have run out of fuel, a figure hailed by keen motorist George Osborne as 'a real sign of growing confidence in Britain.' With...

Roman stash found in Bath - shows ancient tax evasion say experts 0
weematt 3 years

Our history correspondent reports. Archaeologists were not surprised when about £350K in Roman coins from about 270AD were found in Bath. Around that time, in what we now call England, there was a...

Professional Wrestling To Drop The Pretense And Embrace Sodomy 6
Textbook 3 years

After years and years of rumour and innuendo, professional wrestling league WWF finally decided to drop the act and change the rule books to allow for hardcore man on man sex in the ring. Harris...

No-show by caber thrower – Didn't appear to give a toss 1
weematt 3 years

caber n. A long heavy wooden pole tossed end over end as a demonstration of strength in Scottish highland games. Read more:...

Police hunt mischievous Rabbi after anonymous tip-off. 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years