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‘Chiellini smeared his shoulder with caramel spread’ claims Suarez 0
farmer giles 25.06.14 7:38am
farmer giles
Brooks cleared of 'ever having been married to Ross Kemp'

In what is being seen as a complete character vindication, Rebekah Brooks was today cleared by the High Court of all allegations of 'marriage to a soft shite mockney lovey'. In a statement read on...

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RobArmstrong 25.06.14 7:28am
RobArmstrong
Passenger plane makes emergency landing in Cork - sinking 'not likely'

More later...

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throngsman 25.06.14 7:06am
throngsman
Houdini asks 'How on earth Did Brooks escape?'

Even a great illusionist is baffled...

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Dun Dunkin 25.06.14 6:55am
Dun Dunkin
Cannibalism At World Cup

Latin american football is a little different where the winners get to eat the losers...

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Dun Dunkin 25.06.14 5:51am
Dun Dunkin
Blair to Employ Brooks in 'Dream Team'. 0
Dun Dunkin 25.06.14 5:48am
Dun Dunkin
Rooney blames ineffectual performance on hunger and fatigue

Wayne Rooney has responded to criticism of his World Cup performance, citing malnourishment from eating nothing but vanishing cream, and fatigue from excessive intercourse with elderly Brazilian...

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Mork 25.06.14 4:31am
Mork
Student remains tight-lipped about how he got stuck in vagina statue 0
sydalg 24.06.14 10:14pm
sydalg
Suarez describes opponent as "al dente" 0
sydalg 24.06.14 9:42pm
sydalg
Suarez: 'I just fancied an Italian' 0
Jesus H 24.06.14 9:17pm
Jesus H
Mike Myers vows to retire comedy creation Luis Suarez after World Cup

Comedian Mike Myers has revealed that this summer's World Cup in Brazil will be the final outing for his popular comedy character, Uruguayan football star, Luis Suarez. The larger-than-life creation...

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The Last Detail 24.06.14 9:12pm
The Last Detail
FIFA reacts to Suarez bite, places parmesan on banned substance list 1
Andy Gilder 24.06.14 8:43pm
Squudge
To get english language certificates illegal immigrants cheated and lied....

In yet another scandal to hit the Home Office, it is believed that the total number of fraudulently obtained English language certificates obtained by immigrants to the UK is "likely to be higher"...

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hardev 24.06.14 7:58pm
hardev
One point wonders 0
godly1966 24.06.14 7:40pm
godly1966
Daniel Sturridge under investigation for ‘Biting a Sub’ at half-time

Liverpool and England striker Daniel Sturridge has been accused of taking a hearty bite out of a sub at half-time during a recent England match in Brazil. The scorer of one of only two England goals...

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kga6 24.06.14 7:36pm
kga6
BitBySuarezCoin floats on currency market 0
beckfordburger 24.06.14 7:33pm
beckfordburger
Mickey Mouse delighted with his Roy Hodgson watch 0
beckfordburger 24.06.14 7:24pm
beckfordburger
Conservatives narrowly beat Labour in 'Worst Evah Spin Doctor' poll 0
Squudge 24.06.14 7:14pm
Squudge
Brooks claims Ginger Immunity under 'Rebekah's Law' 0
Squudge 24.06.14 7:06pm
Squudge
Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina....

and feels a complete dick....

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bsp123 24.06.14 6:51pm
Squudge
Charlie bit my finger overtaken by Luis bit my shoulder 0
Underconstruction 24.06.14 6:46pm
Underconstruction
A friend in need proves to be a friend David Cameron can do without 0
vulture1 24.06.14 6:17pm
vulture1
Turns out you don't need to fool all of the people all of the time, 12 will do.

More Disciple jokes soon...

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vulture1 24.06.14 6:15pm
vulture1
England team replace National anthem with 'You're s**t and you know you are.' 0
MADJEZ 24.06.14 6:05pm
MADJEZ
England fans 'encouraged for the future' as dismal failure swept under carpet. 0
MADJEZ 24.06.14 5:05pm
MADJEZ
Murdoch: "I was not aware I'd closed the News Of The World"

More denials soon...

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Tammy Flugh 24.06.14 2:58pm
Tammy Flugh
Scientists say total eclipse will complete at 6.45pm GMT, plus time added on 2
beckfordburger 24.06.14 2:55pm
beckfordburger
Police launch new ‘999Haters’ service to combat trolls

Now that over 50% of UK policing is focused on social media complaints, senior officers are set to invest in a first response system to combat internet ‘meanness’, aggressive emoticons and anyone...

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Wrenfoe 24.06.14 2:45pm
NewBiscuit
Egypt premier El-Sisi describes ISIS as 'backward' 0
Adrian Bamforth 24.06.14 2:39pm
Adrian Bamforth
Brooks "I didn't even know we had a crossword" 0
Underconstruction 24.06.14 2:08pm
Underconstruction