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Facebook to introduce "Imaginary Friend" Button. Like. 2
Al OPecia 17.02.14 9:29pm
Sinnick
'I meant take me to Swaziland' says dyslexic hijacker 4
Gerontius 17.02.14 9:11pm
Squudge
Here we go again, unelected 39 year-old man to rule Italy

Great news for followers of the History Channel, there is no need to pay the subscription anymore just watch events in Europe repeat themselves in real time. Next week watch out for exciting news...

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vulture1 17.02.14 8:53pm
vulture1
IRA Tribute band "The Provisionals" announces tour dates.

You have till 1 to get out of the venue...

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blokefromstoke 17.02.14 8:12pm
blokefromstoke
Gay Maffia: "Concrete boots are sooo last summer" 0
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 7:30pm
Bigglesworth
Homeopathic flood remedies are ‘counter-productive’... 0
Tripod 17.02.14 7:02pm
Tripod
Sochi: Women's Two Man Bob Sets Tongues Wagging

Putin: "The jury's outski"...

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BewsNiscuit 17.02.14 7:00pm
BewsNiscuit
Warnings of danger to life at Chertsey are downgraded to "risk to staff only"

more later...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 6:49pm
virtuallywill
Somerset badgers reach shore in preparation for dawn attack

http://dc112.4shared.com/img/zA_D7rOu/s3/131438c4720/badger-swimming3.jpg...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 6:33pm
virtuallywill
Ethioian Co-Pilot Offered Irish Citizenship After Hijacking Own Plane

More racist stereotyping later...

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Titus 17.02.14 6:21pm
Titus
French prosecutors order arrest of gravity for role in Schumacher accident 0
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 6:20pm
Bigglesworth
Ethiopian Airline Captain Now Scared To Leave Flight Deck - Wets Self 0
Titus 17.02.14 6:18pm
Titus
Salmond Covers Ears & Chants '£a £a £a' When Told He Can't Keep £ 0
Titus 17.02.14 6:08pm
Titus
How About "The Jock" For Scotland's New Currency?….

…If It gets off the ground. And the "Jock Strap" if it fails...

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Jesse Bigg 17.02.14 5:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron: we will flood Portsmouth to save some fields near London

Responding to growing criticism that the Environment Agency's flood prevention plans prioritise the homes and lives of millions of city-dwellers for some fields and a few rural villages, David...

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steve_l 17.02.14 5:34pm
steve_l
Irish police forced to arrest waves for criminal damage

A legal loophole in Irish insurance laws has led to police along the country's Atlantic coast being forced to arrest hundreds of waves for damaging seafront property during last month's heavy storms....

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jamsieoconnor 17.02.14 4:38pm
jamsieoconnor
Independent Scotland To Seek Anyone At All To Be New Best Friend

As North Korea rejects latest Salmond twinning proposal as "Kim Jong Un-likely". At least, I think that's what they said.? (Tip to Titus)...

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BewsNiscuit 17.02.14 4:38pm
BewsNiscuit
US woman arrested for having terrible taste in films 1
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 4:31pm
Titus
'Independent' Scotland Happy to Use Euro OR £ - Provided It Can Be Deep Fried

Hat tip to Oxbridge...

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Titus 17.02.14 4:17pm
Titus
Twitter and Facebook to merge. Will be called Twitface"

Has probably been done before?...

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Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 3:42pm
Son of Barnabas
Treasury agrees to give Cameron and Salmond £1 each so they won't have to share 0
custard cream 17.02.14 3:37pm
custard cream
UK Govt say Scotland can have Pound, England keeps Curling team and Andy Murray

More negotiation later...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 3:25pm
virtuallywill
Unorthodox politician builds platform on nothing unorthodox 0
Dumbnews 17.02.14 3:08pm
Dumbnews
Airplane hijackers return to 'traditional values'

Story to follow, but have to catch a plane!...

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brianflan 17.02.14 2:54pm
brianflan
Independent Scotland "Would Invite EU Member Countries To Join It" Instead

.and to join it's proposed new "Super Currency", the Sceuro., More new members soon...

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BewsNiscuit 17.02.14 2:53pm
Son of Barnabas
P&O Ferries launch new 'No celebrities' Cruises

P&O Ferries have today launched a new service that's sure to appeal to the cruise market - a holiday cruise without celebrities. Mark Johnson P&Q Marketing Manager, explained the thinking...

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custard cream 17.02.14 2:47pm
custard cream
Gold for women's skeleton

http://p.globalsources.com/IMAGES/PDT/B8804335258/Halloween-Skeleton-Jointed-Hanging-Decoration.jpg...

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Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 2:45pm
Son of Barnabas
Man Reverts to Gathering Nuts And Berries

after rejecting all food which is in any way genetically different from its natural wild forebears...

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Titus 17.02.14 2:45pm
Titus
Man Tweets "I've Just Posted On Facebook A Picture I Took Of Me ...

posting this story on NewsBiscuit. Tell me what you think...

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Titus 17.02.14 2:44pm
Dumbnews
Houses of Parliament disappear into giant sinkhole

In the latest in the series of sinkholes mysteriously appearing all around the world, the Westminster houses of Parliament today sank out of site as an enormous crater opened up beside the Thames....

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Son of Barnabas 17.02.14 2:41pm
Titus