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Cisse's New Shirt to feature Church of England Logo 1
Metro 27.07.13 7:51pm
The Last Detail
Church Helps The Faithful To Distinguish Right From Wonga

Must have been done before, and if so, apologies...

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Titus 27.07.13 7:11pm
Titus
Church Helps Poor To Find Cheaper Loans - What Could Possibly Go Wonga?

(I'm sure I'll get there eventually...

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Titus 27.07.13 6:41pm
Titus
Devout Loan Company Boss Wonders Where It All Went Wonga 0
Titus 27.07.13 6:38pm
Titus
New "Sealed Lip Society" to re-enact Great British Robberies.

In the universal public euphoria over the birth of a new heir to the British throne, a group of ex-convicts has got together to form a society to preserve the tradition of well-organised crimes from...

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Al OPecia 27.07.13 6:35pm
Al OPecia
Egypt Tries New, Direct, Democratic "Just Count the Demonstrators" Voting System

Just like a massive version the traditional Westminster division lobby procedure, but without party whips and therefore involving less aggression...

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Titus 27.07.13 6:22pm
Titus
Archbishop not for prophet 7
Squudge 27.07.13 5:39pm
Ref Minor
Florida's drinkers face tough Stand Your Round laws after typing error 1
sydalg 27.07.13 5:29pm
Ref Minor
C of E Wonga thinking emerges

“If people are stupid enough to take out extortionate payday loans, they are gullible enough to be Christians.” said spokesperson Justin Delboy “Our only stipulation for these low interest...

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farmer giles 27.07.13 5:16pm
farmer giles
Met Police launches new recruitment drive aimed at divorced alcoholic mavericks

The Met Police has defended a new recruitment advertising campaign which targets alcoholics, divorcees, misfits, mavericks and veterans of unpopular military campaigns that the public didn't really...

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ronseal 27.07.13 5:11pm
thisisall1word
UK to replace overseas aid with Michael Gove to encourage education reform 0
Not Amused 27.07.13 12:27pm
Not Amused
Porn use plummets as Ann Widdecombe starts new career as "Adult" film star

Porn use is in sharp decline after former MP Ann Widdecombe has announced a surprising career change into the adult film world. Government insiders have said that Miss Widdecombe is "taking one for...

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apepper 27.07.13 12:14pm
Ref Minor
Anthony Weiner sends three-penis tweet 1
sydalg 27.07.13 12:08pm
Lindy Moone
Danny Boyle criticised for 'half arsed' Anniversary Games ceremony

Academy award-winning British director Danny Boyle, who last year mesmerized London and the world with his captivating 'Isles of Wonder' opening ceremony at London 2012, has found himself under...

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Jesus H 27.07.13 10:54am
Wrenfoe
Stuart Hall disappointed 15 month sentence doubled to 15 month prison term

Ex-BBC commentator and prolific sex offender, Stewart Hall, is said to be disappointed at a court ruling that sees his 15 month sentence doubled meaning he will now have to serve about 15 months with...

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Lens Cap 27.07.13 9:24am
Lens Cap
Mail Online to get “sidebar of sidebar of shame”

It’s a newspaper feature like no other – instantly recognisable, eminently readable, fascinatingly distasteful. But now the Mail Online’s sidebar of shame is to get its own sidebar of even...

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CulchaVulcha 27.07.13 8:58am
CulchaVulcha
New Search Engine 'Bluegle' Has Not-Porn Filter To Aid Porn Searches

Filter setting will default to 'Porn Only' unless puritans, eunuchs or other deviant users deliberately choose otherwise...

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Titus 27.07.13 7:32am
Titus
Citizen of Rome disappointed to find XXX magazines just 30 copies of Womans' Own 1
Smart Alex 27.07.13 6:43am
CulchaVulcha
"Vinaigrettes, I've had a few", admits wino who'll drink anything 14
sydalg 27.07.13 4:01am
Paddy Berzinski
Church of England to introduce Prayday loans 4
Scronnyglonkle 26.07.13 10:50pm
The Last Detail
Catholic Church to put providers of child porn out of business

Massive database of previously unseen images to be made available to the public...

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The Last Detail 26.07.13 10:40pm
The Last Detail
Ray Mears hard-man act 'not fooling anyone', confirms everyone

The new 'fearless tough guy' approach by TV bushcraft expert Ray Mears in ITV's new Close Encounters series is fooling 'absolutely nobody', an online opinion pole has suggested. Mears, who was...

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Jesus H 26.07.13 10:20pm
Jesus H
JESUS SAVES ...but moans about falling interest 3
Squudge 26.07.13 9:43pm
Squudge
Judge doubles Hall's sentence citing 'he was rapier than first thought'.

Nod to discussion in the Spain thread...

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raudus 26.07.13 9:42pm
Squudge
Church of England to preach to the cash converted. 1
godly1966 26.07.13 9:40pm
Squudge
Hall term doubled. Dyslexic schoolchildren celebrate

more soon (I have a feeling I need to mention 'half term' so this probably doesn't work!)...

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Not Amused 26.07.13 9:37pm
MADJEZ
Ray Pea sues Newsbiscuit for libel. 0
MADJEZ 26.07.13 9:18pm
MADJEZ
Tim Westwood sues BBC for discrimination. 'Is it cos I is black...'

Look mate, you're not black, you've never been black, so why do you have to talk like that. More soon...

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MADJEZ 26.07.13 8:29pm
MADJEZ
South Africa's worst serial rapist very well hung...

Now that's a rapey headline. Let the abuse begin...

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MADJEZ 26.07.13 8:25pm
MADJEZ
HS2 Cost To Be Paid For With Loan From Archbishop Of Canterbury

"Well it will be cheaper tha Wonga" says chancellor...

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Titus 26.07.13 8:25pm
Titus