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'Blood in urine' - no longer a sign of good health

A public health campaign seeks to dispel that myth that bleeding from an orifice is ‘a desirable by-product of a healthy lifestyle’. Recent radical findings suggest that gleefully gushing blood...

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Wrenfoe 15.10.13 10:58am
Wrenfoe
Badger admits falsifying 'killer spider' story to deflect attention from cull

A crafty badger has today admitted to circulating a misleading and factually incorrect story about 'man-eating death spiders', in a desperate bid to lead the publics' attention away from the mass...

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Jesus H 15.10.13 10:12am
Jesus H
Royal Mail flotation pushing the envelope 0
nyarlathotep 15.10.13 7:46am
nyarlathotep
12 year old from Hackney has mid-life crisis

Benji Hanwell, a 12 year old from Hackney, has had a mid-life crisis. The change first occurred when Benji noticed he was starting to grow facial hair, a classic sign of becoming aged in Hackney....

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TobiasBV 14.10.13 11:06pm
TobiasBV
Charles Manson claims: The voices in my head are giving me silent treatment 0
JimHenson 14.10.13 11:00pm
JimHenson
Miranda offers reward to find why anyone finds her funny 0
topfotogmw 14.10.13 10:03pm
topfotogmw
Alex Ferguson demands street named after him be extended to fit another goal in 0
Sir Lupus 14.10.13 9:49pm
Sir Lupus
Gap year Back-packer decides he has 'discovered' too much about himself

A 19 year old, who prefers to remain anonymous, has cut short his gap-year travels out, of fear of discovering any more about himself. He says he decided to put-off higher education for a year and...

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TobiasBV 14.10.13 9:31pm
Sir Lupus
Philosopher who moonlights as actor explains: "I think therefore I ham" 1
sydalg 14.10.13 9:26pm
Sir Lupus
Banksy Accused Of Fraud After Falsely Selling Original Works As Copies 0
Titus 14.10.13 9:09pm
Titus
Dr Watson fed up with patients saying “No shit, Sherlock” at obvious diagnoses 5
Midfield Diamond 14.10.13 7:57pm
JimHenson
‘Jury still out’ on divine intervention, says man who missed train crash

James Arnold, the London man who miraculously missed, last week, a North-bound train he was scheduled to be on, which was tragically fated to crash, killing all passengers, says he still refuses to...

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TobiasBV 14.10.13 7:56pm
JimHenson
Peace As China Withdraws Army Of Occupation And Simply Buys Tibet For Cash 1
Titus 14.10.13 6:28pm
Titus
UKIP gives full support to "Muslim-free schools". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.10.13 6:17pm
Al OPecia
Man who 'reported an error to Microsoft' in 1997 finally receives solution

Thomas Green, a delivery driver from Yeovil has finally rid himself of a 'sixteen year ordeal' today, after an 'error report' he sent to Microsoft in 1997 finally returned, via email, with a solution...

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Jesus H 14.10.13 6:15pm
CulchaVulcha
Jimmy Savile to be probed 30 times...what goes around, comes around 0
irreverendJ 14.10.13 6:02pm
irreverendJ
New facebook feature auto-completes cliche status updates 0
Dumbnews 14.10.13 5:38pm
Dumbnews
Vicky Pryce to release her book "Some Big Boys did it and ran away". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.10.13 5:34pm
Al OPecia
Vicky Pryce to relese memoir "An unexamined wife". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.10.13 5:28pm
Al OPecia
Government "must show Chinese tourist benefit proof" says UKIP. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.10.13 5:27pm
Al OPecia
Trip to Whitby arcade shows kids what blowing aliens up was like in the old days 0
TobiasBV 14.10.13 5:08pm
TobiasBV
China To Be Moved To A Different River ...

following Cameron's decision to stop calling China 'A sweatshop on the River Po'...

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Titus 14.10.13 4:36pm
Titus
Missing Dr Who Viewers Found Behind Sofa Cushions in Warehouse

9 Children who went missing in the 1960s and 70s whilst watching Dr Who and the Daleks have been found alive and well in a used furniture warehouse in Nigeria. The missing children, aged between 6...

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Flugelbinder 14.10.13 4:30pm
Titus
Vampire hunter 'Out for the Count' 1
Smart Alex 14.10.13 4:26pm
Titus
Mother Teresa attributes her kindness to having never driven a car 0
Dumbnews 14.10.13 4:18pm
Dumbnews
Chinese conclude Osborne and Johnson clinching argument for truth of communism 0
roybland 14.10.13 4:01pm
roybland
Don't call China a sweatshop says man turning UK into a sweatshop 0
roybland 14.10.13 4:00pm
roybland
Surprise move by FA to ensure qualification…

Greg Dyke is trying to convince English football’s stakeholders to agree a midseason change of location for England to ensure qualification to the 2014 World Cup. He used his latest keynote speech...

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hardev 14.10.13 3:30pm
hardev
Kim Kardashian's baby fires first agent

North West, the five month old child of rapper Kanye West and diabolic nightmare spawn Kim Kardashian, has fired her first management team. It’s said that her parents were ‘nearly in tears’...

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TobiasBV 14.10.13 2:27pm
MagicMike
Firth of Clyde submariner living life in the Faslane 3
Smart Alex 14.10.13 1:42pm
rogerg