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Mathematics update... 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Saudi women are now allowed to derive. More soon...

Homeopathic Clowns get funnier the less often you see them. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
‘Thanks, but no thanks’, say Risen Dead 4
ArseBiscuit 3 years

This year’s traditional Halloween intake of the crossed-over dead have expressed their abject disappointment at the standard of living. The annual opportunity for a few hours amongst the flesh and...

Saudi women disappointed to find they don't have a parliament 0
greg various 3 years
THE FUHRER POEM FOUND IN THE ALOIS ATTIC IN LONG ISLAND NEW YORK. 1
yuri_nahl 3 years

Although it's verboten,, I'd like a bell-clapper in my scrotum., Then I'd be more symmetrical,, For I was born with only one testicle...

Local Saudi taxi drivers embrace law change. 1
Iscariot 3 years

"Women will be allowed to vote and stand in local elections in 4 years time. This is good. This is forward thinking." Said Dullah who runs the local station taxi rank, via an interpeter. "Although...

Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should 9
Qoxiivi 3 years

Britain’s rail operators, the entire scientific community, and 1,439 passengers were in shock today as First Capital Connect published tentative proof of their Brighton to Bedford service arriving...

Scotland lose to Argentina in Wellington, may try boots next game. 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Druids demand right to sacrifice in the workplace 2
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

With the practices of most religions now protected by employment law, druids are the latest group seeking equal rites in the workplace. Although little is known about the origins of druids, they...

Saudi Women to be Allowed to Eat 0
apepper 3 years

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has bowed to international pressure and from 2012 women will be allowed to eat. "This is an example of the modern, forward thinking Saudi way.", said a Saudi spokesman....

Scientists Fined For 'Light-speeding' 15
ubermoomin 3 years

In a move that shocked the international community, scientists at CERN were today issued a speeding fine for breaking the light speed barrier. Italian police entered the building at 9:30 am and...

Herman Cain Shoots To Top Of Republcan Nomination Polls 0
Textbook 3 years

after suggesting that they put an end to all these tiresome TV debates and just get Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin to do some foxy boxing or mudwrestling....

Thatcher's son takes her to the wrong Doctors' House. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

. With thanks to medici2471...

Lady Thatcher in Shock Public Outing 2
medici2471 3 years

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has made a rare public appearance, mistakenly attending a party to mark Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox's 50th birthday. A spokesman for the Baroness said...

Labour in Tuition Fees Peaky Cap Pledge 0
kga6 3 years

Political activists Labour have put a bee in the bonnet of hat shops this week by announcing that if they were in charge, they would pledge a free baseball cap for all students applying to courses...

Radio 3 slated for broadcasting entire performances 2
Des Custard 3 years

BBC Radio 3 came under fire for a major breach of its Dumb Down for Dunstable protocol yesterday, when for the second week running it broadcast an entire evening of opera from Covent Garden without...

Bachmann ends Presidency bid over Putin sexuality fears 3
Pavel Ops 3 years

Upon hearing Vladimir Putin is to again run for the Kremlin, US Republican candidate, Michele Bachmann, today withdrew from the 2012 White House race because 'all that Brokeback schtick he does makes...

BBC stops using AD/BC to avoid offending muslims - will rebrand as 'B' 0
vertical 3 years

and now the weather...

Saudi women get the right to keep hands 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Soap Comes Clean: "I've Been Living A Lye." 1
rikkor 3 years

Could be all washed up...

Gordon Ramsay 'missing' after filming at NY restaurant 1
Mrblacker 3 years

A major police search is underway in New York, after celebrity swearer and sometime chef Gordon Ramsay disappeared during the filming of his hit show Kitchen Nightmares. Ramsay, 44, had just wrapped...

Mens votes now count double in Saudi Arabia 0
RJWinter 3 years
Jimmy Carr Sick 1
ubermoomin 3 years

too much time on my hands or too little?...

Murdochs to launch new Xbox game: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

MPs wonder if there is a hidden message...

Berlusconi celebrates as Italy downgraded to DD rating 0
exigo 3 years
Kenya's Patrick Makau wins Marathon as part of old Mars promotion 0
virtuallywill 3 years
Euan Murray speaketh out: "That's what happens when you defy God's Law". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Arab Spring Spreads To Isle Of Wight 1
Textbook 3 years

Tensions over upcoming changes to waste collection charges have erupted into violence and anarchy on the Isle Of Wight. The tyrannical leadership of head councillor David Pugh has steadily...

Fans, Copy-editors struggle with news of REM split 9
Tristan Shout 3 years

Fans coming to terms with the announcement that influential American rock band REM are to split are joined in their misery by copy-editors frantic to avoid using the obvious 'It's the end of the...

'Concentration camp ' opens for ADHD sufferers. 9
nickb 3 years