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Russia withdraws veto as UN mandate ammended to 'Surrey' 0
tedweasel 3 years
Temperatures rise as 'Car Thermometer debate gets heated' 1
Perks 3 years

The totally seasonal weather this weekend has seen a shopping centre in Northampton become scene of violence on a scale not seen since August. Disturbances broke out following a conversation that...

Daily Mail editor confirms his paper's values centre on Fleet Street's ... 0
roybland 3 years

traditional absence of values...

Growing trend in childrens dirty protests against reception teaching methods 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Prince William to work in Falkland Island gift shop for six weeks 5
LostLad 3 years

in an act of national defiance to recent Argentinan rumblings, Prince William will work as an assistant in a Port Stanley gift shop. This 'show of force' will see him selling a range of Falkland...

Borrowers shunning credit cards, too hard to furnish their homes with. 0
simonjmr 3 years

They are also too small for tables More soon...

Madonna concert interrupted with scenes of violence 4
Dumbnews 3 years
F1 teams receive broken noses in latest bust up 0
gwalker2805 3 years

Mclaren the only uninjured after keeping a low profile...

Song hero demands bonus after he 'made it through the rain' 1
ronseal 3 years
Commoner outdoes Queen 0
Marko 3 years

Manchester man Ernest Postlethwaite, this year celebrates his 70th year on the throne, outdoing our own Queen Elizabeth by ten years. 91 year old 'Our Ernie' as he is known to locals, has been...

"Over The Top Rhetoric Could Lead To Apocalyptic Disaster," warns experts. 0
Hooch 3 years
Queens new 'do' 0
Marko 3 years

Breaking news today as Buckingham Palace announce that Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth is to have a radical new hairstyle to celebrate her 60th Anniversary on the Throne. Celebrity hair-stylist...

Greece set for the Valentines day Moussaka with Feb 14th chosen as debt deadline 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Outed ex pro Robbie Savage calls for tolerance of football's thespians 2
ronseal 3 years

Footballing macho man Robbie Savage gave 110 per cent every game and never shirked a challenge. He faced down some of the game's hardest men, stood up to Alex Ferguson and even took Stuart Pearce out...

Heavy artillery fire in Homs, just a tribute to the Queen claims Assad 0
medici2471 3 years
BBC executives surprised at ‘Dancing on Snow’ flop 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Scheduling executives this morning have admitted their dismay at the failure of the new ‘Dancing on Snow’ show. The show was intended as a contender to ITV’s ‘Dancing on Ice’ – which was...

Boost for John Bull as Bristol launches its own bank notes 0
medici2471 3 years
EC bureaucrats pass legislation outlawing almost all ways to skin a cat 0
grottymonty 3 years

From March 1st there will be one preferred way and an alternative way which is acceptable under Islamic Law. All remaining ways to skin a cat are banned, as is the popular saying. Richard Littlejohn...

Puppets in drug fuelled orgy - Bill and Ben took Weed in bedroom 0
Marko 3 years
Rare video of Adrian Chiles saying something interesting is a You Tube hit 0
Marko 3 years
Consumer watchdog: "Cupcakes are just fairy cakes." 0
hughesroland 3 years
Pensioner's coffee morning will kick-start economy says Treasury 0
roybland 3 years

A coffee morning organized by a Bristol pensioner could be the key to kick-starting Britain's economic recovery according to Treasury officials. Bill Ramsden, a seventy-year-old Keynesian retired...

Doncaster vanishes 0
Marko 3 years

After three years, Google Earth has finally been updated, and as well as removing Atlantis from its maps, has also eradicated the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster., The recent moves promise users a...

Gay beekeeper comes out in hives. 4
Stan 3 years
Emotive end to FA meeting with Capello on table crying "O Captain! My Captain!" 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Royal Mail to issue Diamond Jubilee stamps featuring Queen's image. More soon. 5
Mary Evans 3 years

Well, that's it actually...

'One funny little trick for a flatter stomach' finally revealed... 3
Skylarking 3 years

David Milliband: ”I’ll keep a low profile 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

just not as low as my brother’s"...

Snow Patrol face calls for zero performance bonus amid traffic chaos 0
cinquecento 3 years
DFS launch range of attractive, solidly-built furniture... 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

(not in sale)...