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A surprise move at the exhumation of genius world chess champion Bobby Fischer 0
arrghgarry 2 years

it appears that he was sharing the Coffin with chain smoking ex Czech President, Havel who was behind him in the infamous spoon manouver, Ficher could nt handle it , and it appears he was Czech...
Tynside Police pessimistic in search 0
fernandomando 2 years

Finding a recently released, homicidal, gunwielding prisoner in the North East 'like looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles' says Chief Inspector...
NB satirists yet to post derogatory sub about Tyneside killer gunman 6
edward hack 2 years

Lightweights...
Royal family to consider sponsorship to make-up funding shortfall. 0
riesler 2 years
Foxes sighted carrying mobile phones into Broadmoor prison 0
Hunter F. Thompson 2 years

Several reports suggest that urban foxes have been trained to retrieve pay-as-you-go mobile phones and slip them into HM prisons. It has been suggested that these sightings may be of a single fox,...
Government cutbacks force OAP to dip into savings 2
QorbeQ 2 years

Swinging cuts, originally made by the Tories in 1990 and perpetuated by the current coalition government, are forcing an 84-year-old London resident to dig deeper into her meagre life savings than...
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex ... 0
Doctor Moptop 2 years

but were too afraid to ask. In the "writers' guidelines", I note that letters, reviews, columns, horoscopes etc are suggested as suitable for submission to the dominatrix that is Newsbiscuit. As a...
Survey reveals that 2 out of 5 civil servants leaves 3 civil servants 1
Pabst Blue Ribbon 2 years
Man wins World Wife Carrying Champion title from Paul McCartney. 10
Ian Searle 2 years

The previous winner who carried Heather Mills for years...
Scientists discover that science reporting is appalling, keep quiet about it. 1
la maga 2 years

No more soon, or ever...
Sofa Surgeons Save the Day 2
Doctor Moptop 2 years

After a seven hour life-saving operation, surgeons managed to detach a 41 year old man from his sofa. Donnie Mack of Cowling, Yorkshire, melded to his DFS faux leather three-seater recliner after...
'At large' Tyneside gunman 'just big boned' claims family 0
QorbeQ 2 years
Scientists 'quite disappointed' by Blanck space telescope 0
QorbeQ 2 years
Ronan Keating Triumphs in Thailand 0
Doctor Moptop 2 years

with new band Ladyboyzone. More soon...
Ronaldo calls son Jesús, not realising that makes him a carpenter to atheists. 0
euankitson 2 years
Costing the government money to be made a crime by 2015 0
la maga 2 years

As part of his crusade to reduce the burden on the taxpayer and lower the national debt David Cameron has today announced plans to make costing the government money a crime. "Just because people pay...
Blair to be given police uniform, sent to Tyneside in bid to cut protection cost 0
rickwestwell 2 years
Fox 'Picked my pocket and stole my china tea service' says London woman 2
antharrison 2 years

Amanda Dodds, a 45 year-old secreatary from Camden in London, is the latest casualty of the fox attacks which have suddenly started occurring across the country. Dodds claims that a small urban fox...
Police ask Douglas Hogg for advice on dealing with Moat 0
MrChigleysAunt 2 years
Police warn public about dangerous Geordie. "Which one?" say public. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 2 years
Stick your sponsorship deal up your arse, Nationwide building society tells FA 6
rickwestwell 2 years

Building society Nationwide says it is likely to end its sponsorship of the England football team, after its £20m bid to extend the deal was turned down by the FA before the World Cup. England's...
Ministry of Agriculture 'Facing the chop' 0
antharrison 2 years
BP sick of jokes 1
ramblesnake 2 years

all set to sack Tony Haywood...
Firhall Village Council advertises for a Childcatcher. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 2 years
Clegg refuses to believe that a referendum is first past the post. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 2 years
Public sector menace 1
one against the world 2 years

The government and leading scientific experts have agreed that the public sector is a bigger threat to the planet than climate change and if left unchecked will be the end of all humanity...
Cuts of up to 40% likely to be cut by up to 40% as opposition mounts 1
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
'He's physically aroused by public service cutbacks', Samantha reveals, too late 0
la maga 2 years
BBC to publish salaries in three bands: Incredible–Unbelievable–Graham Norton 4
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Grammar pedant cursed by which. 1
riesler 2 years