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G8 Summit Will Mostly Focus on Extraterrestrial Issues 0
Quaz 3 years

A draft agenda for the G8 conference just released on Wiki-leaks reveals that the entire Euro crises is a cover for this weekend’s discussion of Earth’s relations with Extraterrestrial...

Amazon finally deliver Roman Abramovich's trophy he bought in 2003 0
Perks 3 years
Rising fuel cost blamed for fall in drive by shootings. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
British Gas warning that Olympic torch will mean hike in winter energy prices 1
roybland 3 years

British Gas says that energy prices will rise sharply this winter as the Olympic torch depletes gas reserves. 'Consumers who today line the streets cheering on the Olympic flame, are in for a rude...

Treadnill race decides Greek Euro membership 0
Alan Hutchinson 3 years
Greek Debt Crisis Caused by overspend on Plates 0
Quaz 3 years

Speaking at the G8 summit, Angela Merkel has blamed a Greek Banking crisis on “Massive and unsustainable expenditure on broken plates”. Taking the specific example of an Athens Taverna owner,...

Santander British grand prix downgraded to corporate team building weekend 1
medici2471 3 years
Due to government cuts, Olympic flame to be... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'taken up' by a small group of chain smokers...

Audi Driver Stripped of Car 5
Alan Hutchinson 3 years

Mr James Bain, 53, of Colchester , Essex has had his 2012 Audi A4 repossessed after failing to adhere to the Audi brand ethos of aggressive and discourteous driving., After a tip off from a member...

New sponsorship deal sees Gin named as the official 'Olympic Spirit' 4
Perks 3 years

After an oversight by the marketing department of the London Olympics, Gordon’s London Gin has been belatedly announced as the official ‘Olympic Spirit’. The phrase ‘Olympic Spirit’ has...

Cameron's makeup assistant to the rescue, to spare his blushes.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

as UK economy falters yet again...

Cameron insistant that coalition MP's....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..must have a whipround to pay for his next little jaunt/skive...

BBC defends Come Dine With Me narrator choice for main Jubilee event. 0
reforse 3 years
Overweight opera singer delighted by Marks & Spencer 'Two for a Tenor' meal deal 3
Smart Alex 3 years

More helpings soon...

Villagers scatter in fear as strangers bring fire to Cornwall. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Olympic Torch relay stuck in slow traffic behind tourist caravan in Cornwall 7
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

The Olympic Torch got off to a slow start on its tour of Britian after getting caught behind Brian and Cynthia Jennings on the A30 in west Cornwall. The Stourbridge based Jennings' Ford Mondeo and...

American election still basically about bum sex 5
Oxbridge 3 years

The result of November's US presidential election is still on a knife-edge. Pollsters say that the nation is split right down the middle between those who think that the right of people with the same...

Cameron texts Obama about his Gr8 speech today 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Ferdinand 0
Hooch 3 years

Roy Hodgson has again reiterated that he chose John Terry over Rio Ferdinand for ‘footballing reasons only.’, Speaking in defence of his selection Hodgson said, ‘John Terry is the finest...

Beckham and Olympic Committee Proclaimed Gods for Bringing Fire To Cornwall 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Olympic flame dies at passport control 1
Boutros 3 years

"Name?", "David Beckham.", "David Beckham my arse. What's that in your hand?", "The Olympic flame.", "Olympic flame my arse. Put it out."...

Inventor of Ceefax fails to tick round to 86 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Zuckerberg crestfallen as Facebook bought with Euros 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Support YOUR police - commit easily detected, finable crimes 5
3 years

Are YOU worried about crime? Do you lay awake at night, trying to balance the costs of society breaking down, with the price of a bobby's helmet? Well, now YOU can help. Just follow Theresa May's...

Greek ATMs start begging 2
apepper 3 years

ATM machines belonging to Greek banks have started begging passers-by for money. Bank employees have reprogrammed the machines and skinny dogs are being attached to each machine...

Old Saying: The shares in Spain go mainly down the pan 1
Stan 3 years
Isle of Wight to stage full state funeral for Colin McIntyre 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Revealed! Rebekah Brooks and Simply Red one and the same person. 0
Maverick 3 years
Peer of the realm arrested for taking incendiary device onto plane. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
New Royal Enclosure opened at Chester Zoo 4
Nails UK 3 years

After a long and difficult journey from the South of the country, the Queen and Prince Philip were finally released into their new enclosure at Chester Zoo today. Philip seemed to settle in...