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Your Guide to Selling Your Home

With all the Olympics commotion, thousands of would-be sellers have taken their eye of the ball. The number of houses I’ve seen recently that lack a small amount of time and effort that could earn...

quango 23.08.12 11:09pm
Smart Alex
Mel and Sue to present actors career retrospective - The Great British Berkoff 0
simonjmr 22.08.12 1:54pm
Harry pots the pink

then the brown...

medici2471 22.08.12 1:51pm
Controversy as overturned caravan wins Edinburgh Festival comedy award

An Edinburgh Fringe comedy prize has been awarded to a caravan accident on the M8. The entry ‘Elddis Crusader on its roof’ by Brian Cooper of Basingstoke won ‘Best Improvised Comedy...

Midfield Diamond 27.08.12 9:55am
Quango now rarer than urban fox as 100 more found axed in Whitehall. 0
Boutros 22.08.12 1:28pm
Leeds v Wolves - I don't know much about soccer, but what next?

Leeds v Wolves (last Saturday) I don't know much about soccer, but what next, players from all species, teams of Bears, Lions, where will it all end?...

cobbsy 22.08.12 1:10pm
NHS trademarks "MRSA" brand in order to capitalise on lucrative foreign markets 0
bonjonelson 22.08.12 12:38pm
Bradford Royal Infirmary announce 80% increase in Knocked-Up Syndrome 0
tedweasel 22.08.12 12:34pm
Squirrel Licking 2012 Olympic update:

With the Olympics now over and put back in its box, except of course for the ‘special’ Olympics, literally two or three people out there have been asking the question “What happened to team GB...

The All New Jeni B 28.08.12 11:28pm
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Mars Rover clamped as over zealous parking attendant seeks to meet quota 0
TerribleTim 22.08.12 12:05pm
Olympic legacy boost as London awarded 2012 Paralympic Games

"I said there would be an Olympic legacy," said Lord Seb of Coe...

custard cream 22.08.12 11:22am
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Lifelong Eastbourne resident

George Slanders 89 has been attacked for the secound time in two months on Eastbourne beach,George recently released from a short stay in Rampton mental hospital had this to say.Its disgusting,I...

De-spair tyre 22.08.12 10:52am
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Lifelong Eastbourne resident

George Slanders 89 has been attacked for the secound time in two months on Eastbourne beach,George recently released from a short stay in Rampton mental hospital had this to say.Its disgusting,I...

De-spair tyre 23.08.12 7:29am
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Florence devastated as the Machine fails PAT test. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 22.08.12 1:49pm
Julian Assange pleads innocents on new Dicki-Leaks web site. 2
godly1966 22.08.12 10:47am
and another one
Police suspicious as boxes of Transylvanian dirt delivered to Ecuadorian Embassy

Whitby prepares for a late night sailing...

martin.chew 22.08.12 2:47pm
The All New Jeni B
“Palm D’Infatigability” award scooped by Assange

Actor Julian Assange has declared himself “pleased, but not surprised”, on becoming only the second man in history to have been saluted for indefatigability by the prestigious “Institute Du...

SuburbanDad 22.08.12 1:27pm
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Yes is always yes, explains George Galloway

Yes is always yes, explains our new advice columnist, Agony Uncle George. So when you say, 'yes, dear, of course I love you,' that will always be the case. So says 4-times married Uncle George....

Miss Hegas 21.08.12 11:44pm
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Statue of Richard Herring to be erected in Edinburgh [Future Biscuit]

Yorkshire born Richard Herring is to be commemorated with a statue near the Underbelly venue, commissioned by Countess Burdett-Coutts. Richard was accustomed to visiting Edinburgh every year, but...

gaijintendo 21.08.12 9:12pm
Assange launches range of alarm cocks 2
cinquecento 21.08.12 8:42pm
Galloway : Failing to clean teeth before morning sex is not rape. 0
MADJEZ 21.08.12 6:43pm
Film director's death result of trying to copy violent action movies.

The recent tragic death of a Hollywood film director is being blamed on trying to copy scenes from action movies. The unbelievable stunts in films such as Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cops 2, Enemy of the...

MADJEZ 22.08.12 6:36pm
New SI unit discovered: nandoseconds. The time it takes to eat more chicken. 0
dominic_mcg 21.08.12 6:38pm
KP Nuts

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apepper 21.08.12 5:40pm
Andrew refuses to let Kevin use his bat and ball over "poo poo" dispute

England's preparation for the World Cup of Backyard Cricket (open to everyone with an emotional age less than 10 years of age) are in disarray as a dispute between the captain, Andrew, and best...

Yikes 23.08.12 7:37pm
Assange expelled from Embassy as CCTV shows him abusing ambassador's hospitality

pinxit 21.08.12 5:11pm
Commando units complain about not being allowed to enter Parralympics 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.08.12 5:02pm
Galloway ignores calls to withdraw 0
medici2471 21.08.12 4:37pm
Senior Catholics explain opposition to same sex marriage

"If sex is always the same in a marriage, then it puts the holy sacrament of marriage in danger. So married people have a duty to dress up in turquoise latex, use knobbly battery driven equipment...

nickb 21.08.12 4:28pm
Now Pietersen left out of England tiddlywinks team

In a move that will cause further upset to the troubled South African, England tiddlywinks team captain, Brian Watson, confirmed Kevin Pietersen will not be in the squad to face South Africa next...

custard cream 21.08.12 3:24pm
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