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Abu Hamza set to become the new face Neutrogena Hand Cream 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
U.S. wins War on Terror: Santorum exits presidential race 0
canaryyellow 3 years
BBC set to replace all leading journalists with ex football pros 7
button 3 years

Following the resounding successful replacement of all serious sports reporters with long haired narcissist Robbie Savage, the BBC has rolled out plans to replace the majority of its journalists and...

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nickb 3 years
US to replace Hamza's hooks with Sooty & Sweep puppets to ease life in solitary 0
cinquecento 3 years
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Mark Gregory 3 years

Yorkshire Tea? Plantations found on Ilkley Moor...

Peter Pan producers in hunt to replace Abu Hamza 1
apepper 3 years

A forthcoming production of Peter Pan has been thrown into chaos by the sudden withdrawal of Abu Hamza who was to have played Captain Hook. "He was a natural", explained a spokesman, "and saved a...

Met says anti terrorist hotline recorded and played at Christmas Party 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
America urges more random shooting to stop 'national girlyness' 0
Shandy 3 years

America is to pass more laws encouraging random firearm incidents among members of the public, in order to 'ensure the country doesn't become gay'. "For hundreds of years Americans have enjoyed...

Samantha Brick launches mirror franchise... 0
DiY 3 years

..you can be beautiful too...

Alan Davies wins The Sun' s Man of the Year award 0
Tomfinger 3 years

Liverpudlians -known the world over for their sense of humour...

Elvis regrets “faked death” denial blunder 0
Yikes 3 years

Elvis Presley, AKA Dwayne Summerfield, admits that years of subterfuge were in vain when he unthinkingly denied faking his own death. Dwayne had covered his tracks for years by posting “Elvis...

Adele revealed to be £8 million more attractive than Cheryl Cole 0
cinquecento 3 years
Parents suffer 'special needs' heartbreak 0
Gerontius 3 years

A mother from Didcot has been talking about the devastating moment the joy of child birth turned to despair following the birth of a baby boy earlier this year., For Sarah (not her real name) the...

Stonned Sony Executive tells redundant staff Walkman 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Study reveals small biologists have difficulty reaching an organism. 0
weematt 3 years
Sat Nav developed which successfully navigates between a rock and a hard place 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Womens 10k Beach Walk "stick-on gold" for Brazil 0
Drylaw 3 years
Sushi Chef fired for striking a raw nerve 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientists to employ nubile Swedish aides as solar flares effect moral compass 0
simonjmr 3 years
Mushroom harvest under threat as Morel compass goes awry 0
simonjmr 3 years

Morel soon...

Kim Jong-un designated as Sith Lord Kim Jong-un 0
Sinnick 3 years
Ma'am mite expect royal toast on diamond jubilee day. 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

news is spreading...

Rock unifies title with controversial win over Paper 7
grumblechops 3 years

Fans of Rock, Paper, Scissors were stunned after the shock defeat of Paper by underdog, Rock, at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas last night. Paper had never lost to Rock in countless meetings over the...

Murdoch's long lost son found. 2
stevebrdfd 3 years

A man, who claims he has been wandering around lost in the Australian outback for 35 years with amnesia handed himself into police last Sunday. The man says his name is Archibold Murdoch. He said...

Greek athletes to be issued with Cash4Gold envelopes "Just in case" 0
Tristan Shout 3 years

Cash4Silver, Cash4Bronze envelopes also available...

Olympic Athletes warned to avoid "low quality" fake gold medals. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

International athletes planning to visit London for the 2012 Summer Olympics have been warned by organizers to avoid fake gold medals and only to accept medals from the official Olympic committee....

Ken Dodd Definitely Barred From Taking Part In........ 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years
Greenland to enter beach volley ball teams into Olympics 0
stevebrdfd 3 years

Not to be out done by Turkmenistan who today have announced their goal of setting up a national ice hockey league, Greenlands sport minister Noggin.T.Nog has decided to enter male and female beach...

Samantha Brick to launch new range of mirrors. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years