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Joy as co-joined quadruplets survive separation 0
Marko 3 years

There were high sixes all around at a hospital in East Anglia yesterday as Siamese quadruplets Kylie, Chardonnay, Porsche and Wayne were successfully separated after an hour long operation. The...

Miracle as Turin Shroud found under armpit? 0
Marko 3 years

Giuseppe De L'aconte, 27 from Walsall, was shocked to discover Christs image yesterday as he was shaving his armpits prior to a sunbed session. Italian born Giuseppe, who has lived in a council...

Seaworld orca trial not a black and white issue, says judge 0
cinquecento 3 years

.. wee frilly...

Government marks Charles Dickens' bicentenary by reintroducing the Poor House 1
dvo4fun 3 years
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Gary Stanton 3 years
Bad hotel experience 'not remotely like Fawlty Towers', admits guest 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Farmer paints sheep green to help him find them in the snow 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

With parts of the country covered in a blanket of snow and obscured by thick fog, some farmers have been having great difficulty finding their sheep over recent days. This has led one Leicestershire...

Abu Qatada appointed as ECHR judge to fulfil 'ethnic minority' quota 0
Paul 3 years

In a shock decision, radical cleric Abu Qatada has been appointed as a new judge at the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg following his recent release on bail. The move was defended by...

Government Upset At Law Being Enforced 0
Hooch 3 years

Following the release of Abu Qatada from prison Whitehall has accused Judges of protecting the very thing Quatada hopes to destroy. A spokesperson for the Government said, “Listen, Islamic...

New Formula 1 season: latest gossip 3
JustSomeBloke 3 years

New Formula 1 season: latest gossip, • McLaren to carry out further trial at Dubai GP of last year’s successful new suspension system based on Arab Spring., • Jenson Hamilton expected to beat...

"It's a rotten job at times" - Queen stuns TV audience 1
Drylaw 3 years
Team GB in crisis as second cyclist fails to fail doping test 0
tedweasel 3 years
“You’ll new die alone.” Liverpool’s tribute to Cairo 9
dvo4fun 3 years

Liverpool-based ‘Fans but Hooligans Club’ has congratulated their Egyptian counterparts on the stunning score in Cairo earlier this week: “Our lads had held the world record since Hysel in 1985...

Dawn French can’t swim in the sea anymore. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

“Those harpoons are bloody painful’ she explains...

Bradley Wiggins still hopeful of victory in 2010 Tour de France 3
3 years
Capello opposes Huhne resignation decision 12
simonjmr 3 years

England coach Fabio Capello says he disagrees with the governments decision to accept the resignation of Chris Huhne as energy secretary. "This will be a big loss to the cabinet and the Lib Dems"...

Deaf Pensioner finds unexploded bomb in ear 2
Marko 3 years

Parts of London were closed yesterday when Elsie Boothroyd, 90, who has been deaf since the Blitz, had a UXB removed from her left ear by bomb disposal experts. After a dog ran off with her usual...

Shark pedicures 'not without risk' warns HSE 6
3 years

The beauty industry was rocked by fresh controversy yesterday, when health experts warned consumers against the latest trend for shark pedicures. "We have already made consumers aware of the health...

Russia withdraws veto as UN mandate ammended to 'Surrey' 0
tedweasel 3 years
Temperatures rise as 'Car Thermometer debate gets heated' 1
Perks 3 years

The totally seasonal weather this weekend has seen a shopping centre in Northampton become scene of violence on a scale not seen since August. Disturbances broke out following a conversation that...

Daily Mail editor confirms his paper's values centre on Fleet Street's ... 0
roybland 3 years

traditional absence of values...

Growing trend in childrens dirty protests against reception teaching methods 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Prince William to work in Falkland Island gift shop for six weeks 5
LostLad 3 years

in an act of national defiance to recent Argentinan rumblings, Prince William will work as an assistant in a Port Stanley gift shop. This 'show of force' will see him selling a range of Falkland...

Borrowers shunning credit cards, too hard to furnish their homes with. 0
simonjmr 3 years

They are also too small for tables More soon...

Madonna concert interrupted with scenes of violence 4
Dumbnews 3 years
F1 teams receive broken noses in latest bust up 0
gwalker2805 3 years

Mclaren the only uninjured after keeping a low profile...

Song hero demands bonus after he 'made it through the rain' 1
ronseal 3 years
Commoner outdoes Queen 0
Marko 3 years

Manchester man Ernest Postlethwaite, this year celebrates his 70th year on the throne, outdoing our own Queen Elizabeth by ten years. 91 year old 'Our Ernie' as he is known to locals, has been...

"Over The Top Rhetoric Could Lead To Apocalyptic Disaster," warns experts. 0
Hooch 3 years
Queens new 'do' 0
Marko 3 years

Breaking news today as Buckingham Palace announce that Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth is to have a radical new hairstyle to celebrate her 60th Anniversary on the Throne. Celebrity hair-stylist...