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Winston Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches 0
Bourbon 21.12.12 10:38pm
Bourbon
Neil Armstrong: This is one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind

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Bourbon 21.12.12 10:36pm
Bourbon
Obamacare offers free penis enlargements to NRA members in bid to cut gun crime.

The scheme - which enjoys a surprising level of support of from replicans that had hitherto opposed both gun control and health reform - specifically seeks to help those American citizens that...

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Jammydodgers 21.12.12 10:03pm
Jammydodgers
NRA: Sandy Hook massacre proves we need more weapons 4
custard cream 21.12.12 9:22pm
gaijintendo
Ronaldo explains why he won't be celebrating if he scores against Man Utd.

Real Madrid's Christiano Ronaldo was delighted to learn his side had been drawn to play his old club, Manchester United in the knock-out stage of The Champions League. The pair of European...

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ipodium 21.12.12 9:06pm
ipodium
End of the World Prediction Prediction

According to scholars who have studied a recently discovered ancient Nusbiconian calendar, the Nusbiconians predicted that all End-of-the-World predictions would cease on 1st January 2013. Swarms of...

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Titus 21.12.12 8:51pm
Titus
Expelled ANCYL President Julius Malema to Head ZanuPF Election Directorate

Expelled ANC Youth League (ANYCL) president Julius Malema has been invited to join ZANU PF youth league in Zimbabwe if ANC decide that they they do not want him back. He will, join forces with...

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21.12.12 8:43pm
sigmund
Mayan calendar error 'not the end of the world' claims Indian chief 0
custard cream 21.12.12 8:18pm
custard cream
After end of the world, Luton still looks exactly the same 2
Smart Alex 21.12.12 8:16pm
custard cream
Pope 'not amused' by this year's IKEA Christmas card vouchers

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/IKEAXMASCARD.jpg...

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pinxit 21.12.12 6:25pm
pinxit
Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling

In the face of new European rules on car insurance which come into force today, provoking many hardened liberals to reconsider their loathing of Nigel Farrage, ordinary motorists are now vowing to...

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Squudge 21.12.12 6:22pm
Squudge
Government gets tough with threat to threaten to threaten banks. 1
Boutros 21.12.12 5:50pm
Squudge
Heinz and Evian hail their 'Mayan Calandar' marketing campaign as best ever 4
charlies_hat 21.12.12 5:45pm
Squudge
Advert: This year's must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate

Stuck for present ideas for your nearest and dearest this year? Are your friends and family worried about the unfortunate mingling of nobility and vulgar people on their garden path due to...

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Long Distance Clara 21.12.12 5:32pm
Squudge
Santa refuses to deliver to those who 'breach new terms and conditions'

Millions of children worldwide have been left disappointed this Christmas after Santa refused to deliver their presents because of a 'breach of terms and conditions'. The legally binding terms and...

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Perks 21.12.12 5:29pm
Squudge
Jolly white-bearded fat bloke sparks riot at Dyslexic Devil Worshipper's Party

get thee behind me Santa...

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brownpaperreporter 21.12.12 4:29pm
brownpaperreporter
Newsbiscuit’s Christmas Gift Emporium

[i]Thought we could compile a list of essential seasonal gifts for a possible Left Alert. Feel free to lay down further items at the foot of the Christmas Tree of hope.[/i] 1. Planning an austerity...

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Stan 21.12.12 3:59pm
Sexton A Blake
Stones still drawing crowds.

They may be the oldest group still standing in the UK, but Salisbury’s Static Stones have proven they can still draw the crowds with a performance that ‘moved the Earth’ for fans at their...

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malgor 21.12.12 3:36pm
malgor
Organ matching website found not to be a dating site

More prosecutions later...

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virtuallywill 21.12.12 3:02pm
virtuallywill
Network Rail appogise for the delay in the appocalypse due to an eletrical fault 2
Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 2:37pm
simjel
Mayan spokesman says "We meant 2012 by the Islamic Calendar" 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 2:21pm
Scronnyglonkle
MatureDatingUK's new marketing director changes name to WhoresOnline

- or am I the only one to get these ads ?...

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Sinnick 21.12.12 2:00pm
cinquecento
TfL Apologises for Delay of Apocalypse due to Signal Failure 0
simjel 21.12.12 1:36pm
simjel
Cases of norovirus set to peak following pre-Christmas Friday night revelry

As party goers look to paint the town red on the last Friday before Christmas, Saturday is set to see a surge in the number of people going down with norovirus. Gideon Preistnall of the Health...

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Mandy Lifeboat 21.12.12 1:03pm
Mandy Lifeboat
BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES 0
simonjmr 21.12.12 12:20pm
simonjmr
"I'm going out like Elvis" man breaks toilet sitting world record on 21/12/12 0
simonjmr 21.12.12 12:17pm
simonjmr
Cameron Afghanistan visit used drone flight 0
custard cream 21.12.12 12:09pm
custard cream
Mayan Apocalypse date to be recalculated to take account of leap years 0
custard cream 21.12.12 12:02pm
custard cream
Sky News Mayan apocalypse coverage ends abruptly

no more soon...

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custard cream 21.12.12 11:55am
custard cream
Encouragement for soul searchers in US as one man confirms he has found his

no more soon...

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Not Amused 21.12.12 10:33am
Not Amused