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New York is not swept away by Irene. Some people are relieved. 1
Ostsee 3 years
England cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

The contents of a private diary found at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles...

Bolt shoots his. 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Librarian furious about loud noise at the Reading Festival 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Leicester Kebab Shop Blast; Curry Sauce 'Not Excluded' As Cause 0
Mrblacker 3 years
UK sends experts to help New York cope with wet windy Bank Holiday weather. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Tizer to sponsor Taser 5
nickb 3 years

One is a much loved favourite refreshing sparkling soft drink. The other, a controversial high voltage restraint device. Now, the same people who came up with the catchphrase “you’ve been...

McDonald's Staff to be issued with "Do Not Disturb" uniforms 2
cuckoowatoo 3 years

A row has broken out over a fast food chain’s decision to give staff ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear to prevent customers from speaking to them. The staff will wear the bright red tabards...

Politician announces bold plan to reduce corruption by 10 percent 1
Dumbnews 3 years
'Starter's gun was late' claims athlete. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Tip now to be included in bill, however patrons may subtract for bad service 0
Dumbnews 3 years
SAS hunting for Wenger, pledge to bring him to account. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Media Think Tank Dubs Formula 1 Dull As Dishwater 2
Duff 3 years

A leading media think tank has dubbed F1 "dull as dishwater", much to the annoyance of its pint-sized supremo, Bernie Ecclestone. The popular media money-spinner was studied in-depth over the last...

Middlesex Man Is Sectioned After Typing 'LOL' On Blackberry 2
Duff 3 years

David Payne, a forty-three year old Air Traffic Controller from Hayes Middlesex, is believed to be the first person in England to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is being held in...

Air show to feature new manned drones 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Megrahi will not make it until the end of the century, say doctors. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
NASDAQ recovers as shares take off 0
Ian Silvera 3 years
Hurricane Irene downgraded to "Damp and Draughty" 0
Wheelright 3 years

Millions of New Yorkers who fled the area in advance of Hurricane Irene are not returning home until the severe showers subside. The damage and cost to the political career of Mayor Bloomberg has yet...

Irene furious as she is downgraded from Aunt to Uncle's girlfriend. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Harry Rednapp confirms Spurs side made up of "Fans and a couple of mascots" 4
grottymonty 3 years

Interviewed after Thursday night's Europa League tie with Hearts Harry is quoted as saying" yeah, we thought it would be a bit of fun, some fans got a chance to prove themselves, and the mascots had...

QPR, Peter Crouch, a monkey and a giraffe. 1
rebel not taken 3 years

QPR are haggling with Tottenham to pick up a bargain Peter Crouch., Local lad Peter Crouch was given the moniker 'Rodney' by Rangers fans when he first displayed his lanky frame down Shepherd's...

Steve Jobs claims responsibility for hurricane iRene 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Scots nonplussed by OTT media coverage of rough weather in America 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Get a grip...

Well, not to the absolute death, clarifies Gaddafi 0
rickwestwell 3 years
US news latest: Obama apologises for bad case of wind. 1
dvo4fun 3 years

More antacids soon...

Belgium 'interesting' for 44 laps 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Indian campaigner finishes fast, but is disqualified for false start 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Millions Of Ben's, Worldwide, To Change Their Name....... 3
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.After Japanese lexicographer admits that it means "pooh" in Japanese...

It's 'Thumbs Down' for some offenders. 4
dvo4fun 3 years

The Home Secretary Theresa May is actively considering the introduction of 'radical digitectomy' as a means of combating the growing menace of 21st Century civil disorder. The recent city based riots...

Man with red/brown colour blindness celebrates 1000th trip to his GP 5
allmyownstunts 3 years