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Clegg - Rich should pay more tax

Nick Clegg today has announced a more controversial tax policy aimed at men named Richard, under the new leglistaion men named Richard, Rick, Rich, Dick or Dickie will be forced to pay more tax than...

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simonjmr 29.08.12 1:19pm
simonjmr
Twelve held after police raid interrupts violence-crazed computer nerds

Following a tip-off, police managed to prevent an orgy of violence between two vicious gangs of computer geeks in a London office last night, arresting twelve men. It is believed that all those...

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Midfield Diamond 29.08.12 12:24pm
Midfield Diamond
Nick Clegg announces new lion tax. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.08.12 12:04pm
dominic_mcg
Kevin Pieterson to apply for vacant England captain role 0
custard cream 29.08.12 12:02pm
custard cream
Assad appeals for patience - “You can’t hurry genocide”

Syrian President Bashar Al Assad yesterday made a TV appeal for patience, as the state military continues to implement his plan of nationwide opinion-cleansing. Heavy shelling has been seen in...

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grumblechops 29.08.12 2:49pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Missing: Pet Clegg

[u][center]Missing. Family’s Pet Clegg[/center][/u] [center]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h_EXGeMtwZc/T-eb_Rg2-YI/AAAAAAAADfQ/k0STgEYnv6c/s1600/nick-clegg.jpg[/center] A rare pet Clegg has gone...

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Perks 29.08.12 10:56am
antharrison
Afghans favourite to win Paralympic gold in the headless football. More soon. 6
dominic_mcg 30.08.12 10:03am
bonjonelson
Frying pan killer ‘inconsiderate’ claims judge

A judge at Exeter Crown Court has criticised a man for beating his friend to death with a frying pan, suggesting five minutes under the grill or even casseroled in a pot-roast would have been a far...

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Gerontius 29.08.12 9:31am
Gerontius
"Olympic style dancing on NHS beds must stop" insist top doctors

Following the success of the Olympic opening ceremony, top NHS doctors are now asking patients, especially those with multiple fractures, to refrain from energetic dancing on their beds at all hours...

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antharrison 29.08.12 8:03am
antharrison
Mini voted the only British car of all time

Or at least I think that's what it said http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/classiccars/9503787/Mini-voted-the-greatest-British-car-of-all-time.html...

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quango 29.08.12 10:36pm
Gary Baldy
Para holds up Para Oylimpics

Officials from the British Para Olympic committee were today left red faced after the first day of athletics in the Olympic stadium had to be cancelled. The problems started after the first event...

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godly1966 29.08.12 6:37am
godly1966
USADA strips Neil Armstrong of his moon landings: "it was all a conspiracy" 0
Gary Baldy 28.08.12 11:08pm
Gary Baldy
Piers Morgan to take the 'Indian Miracle Cream' challenge 0
FlashArry 28.08.12 10:39pm
FlashArry
American storm chasers commence Hurricane Isaac hunt 0
antharrison 28.08.12 10:24pm
antharrison
Richard Branson spotted applying "Indian Miracle Cream" to West Coast Main Line. 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 28.08.12 10:22pm
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Branson bid: "Choo-choose me!" deemed 'frankly annoying' 0
Squudge 28.08.12 9:32pm
Squudge
Cameron support extension to Heathrow runway 2 that doubles back on itself...

So that's no to runway 3 AND a u-turn...

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deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:35pm
Squudge
Mr Bell fancies his chances after Apple wins legal battle over Samsung... 0
deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:28pm
deskpilot3
Unfair that Gove was elected in 2010, but would not be elected now.... 0
deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:26pm
deskpilot3
Schools complain that it was much harder to buy GCSE answers this year. 0
deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:25pm
deskpilot3
New Orleans not looking forward to rumoured return of Katrina & The Waves

Obscure or what?...

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Al McHogan 28.08.12 9:27pm
Squudge
Virgin warns 'First running west coast main line can 'only improve services''

In a dispute that has now been handed over to the courts, Virgin Trains have said the awarding of the west coast main line to First Great Western opens the real threat of improvements to services. As...

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Perks 29.08.12 5:18pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
"Build another runway, if your hard enough!" Yeo goads Cameron

Timothy Yeo goaded to David Cameron saying "build another runway if your hard enough", going on to add weight to the depth of his political arguement by adding, "show us if you are a man or a mouse...

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Ian 28.08.12 8:03pm
Ian
Panto Season: Yeo, Mensch & Dorries Land Plum Roles 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 28.08.12 7:43pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Assisted suicide story demands right to die peacefully

And not to be resuscitated by editors desperate to fill space...

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Ian Searle 28.08.12 4:27pm
Ian Searle
Gruffalo sighted in Essex 2
Ian Searle 28.08.12 10:40pm
FlashArry
Mystery 99% loading delay solved, say Microsoft.

Microsoft have finally gotten to the bottom of why the last 1% of any software installation takes as long as the other 99%. It was due to a 'feature' in the original Windows. In the early days, no...

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Boutros 28.08.12 4:01pm
apepper
Doctor advises women to rehydrate every 10 minutes

A leading doctor is urgently advising all 'women about town' to take water on board every ten minutes. In a shocking report, women who regularly use public transport are now told they'll rapidly...

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28.08.12 10:57pm
FlashArry
British Army to disband Royal Milk Tray Corps

"They have served no meaningful purpose since the Cold War, in the mid-eighties. We simply can't justify having a decadent regiment in the current political and financial climate." The army will now...

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gaijintendo 29.08.12 2:07pm
gaijintendo
Spotted lion 'probably leopard' say experts 0
Midnight Dreary 28.08.12 1:32pm
Midnight Dreary