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Poor transfer market activity blamed for European financial crisis 2
kga6 3 years

Ex-footballer and pundit, Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, has today presented his analysis of the European financial collapse in the SunSport analysis column. Blaming a lack of constructive activity in the...

Blake gets the needle as Amy Winehouse's personal effects go up for sale. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Hajj up date - as Muslims throw stones at Satan, asteroid heads towards earth 0
medici2471 3 years
EU meltdown, UKIP's Farage determined to keep feet on the ground 0
medici2471 3 years
Papandreou blames low self-esteem for vote of no confidence 0
kga6 3 years
‘Carbon Dating Agency’ coming to Britain. 0
DavidBlame 3 years

A new Dating agency with a unique twist is preparing to propel itself into the UK market., Already a success in former Soviet states and France ‘Carbon Dating Agency’ takes a DNA sample from all...

Jacko doc's treatments 'beyond the pale' says Judge. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Nick Griffin blackballed over White's membership 0
reforse 3 years
MINI begins production of rival to US Army’s Abrams tanks 11
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

BMW MINI have confirmed that they have started work on a range of main battle tanks in an attempt to break into the lucrative defence market. CEO Ian Robertson is delighted with what he is calling...

Mexican court sentences prostitute to six months of freedom. 7
bonjonelson 3 years
Newcastle 'Poppy Appeal' hit as Mike Ashley statue fund continues to grow. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

The Royal British Legion expressed dismay tonight, as this years 'Poppy Appeal' collection in Newcastle was well below expected figures. Capt Newbridge put the shortfall down to the 'Ashley' effect....

Eurozone typo: Trillion Euro cheque payed into an Athenian geek's bank account 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Martin McGuiness latest to promote Team GB football shirt. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

more to follow...

3 French Hens,2 Turtle Doves and Partridge in Pear Tree found in Mexican Prison 0
Mathna 3 years

Search likely to continue for at least 8 more days, possibly until Christmas say Police...

Daily Mail to help Theresa May with immigrant numbers missed by Borders Agency 6
dvo4fun 3 years
Italy to be twinned with Shit Creek 1
virtuallywill 3 years

Possibly deeper later...

Clothing torture caused by barbed wire labels, retailer finally admits 8
Clarky 3 years

In a sensational move, an anonymous high street retailer has broken ranks and confessed that clothes labels, as many consumers had suspected, are manufactured from a fabric that is 97.5% barbed wire....

Giant astral haemorrhoid threatens Earth 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cocozza joins list of X factor victims 3
simonjmr 3 years

Brookstein, Ward, Lewis, Jackson, Burke, McElderry, Cardle and now Cocozza "So I did a little drugs, but lets face it you need something the smooth the edges and keep you going through doing that...

"Motorway" 6
dvo4fun 3 years
Benefits cheat clairvoyant didn't see 33k repayment coming 7
vertical 3 years

how the hell do these people get away with it for so long...

Berlosconi application to be Greek PM turned down. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Berlusconi to apply for job as Greek PM 2
Sinnick 3 years

things cannot get any worse for Greece, can they ?...

Theresa May deported to make UK borders safer 0
Sinnick 3 years
Oregon election using iPads 'requires massive ballot boxes' 2
3 years

A leap forward in election technology is taking place in Oregon this week, as residents cast their votes using iPads. Officials noticed just in time that no more than five iPads would fit inside...

Greeks pick the same guy as Prime Minister, by mistake. 0
greg various 3 years
Eurozone crisis ends as G20 caps sovereign debt interest rate at 3% 4
Team Biscuit 3 years

The heads of the G20 Nations have unanimously agreed to cap the interest rates applicable to Sovereign debt bonds at 3% for at least one year. Across each nation of the group of 20 most powerful...

Greeks cave in to Eurozone demands for more pronounceable leader 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Greek president, Karolos Papoulias, has acceded to demands from the German and French governments and agreed to appoint a more pronounceable leader to head up the new Greek government. The move...

Jimmy Savile’s coffin to be strapped to rollercoaster 2
jp1885 3 years
Outrage as French magazine bombed by Warhammer enthusiasts 3
James Clayton 3 years

French Magazine Mais Non! has been bombed for the second time in a week after publishing pictures of Aenarion - First Phoenix King of the High Elves. Warhammer fans, who believe that Aenarion should...