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Lincolnshire protesters drone on and on 3
Sinnick 28.04.13 9:28pm
LensCap
Liverpool demand investigation after Ivanovic admits "I have been bitten before" 0
LensCap 28.04.13 9:16pm
LensCap
Black footballers union calls on FA to show tolerance of other cultures

The black footballers union has called on the stuffed shirts of the Football Association to show more tolerance to players from other cultures who have only come to England in order to earn vast sums...

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LensCap 28.04.13 8:46pm
LensCap
School of Hard Knocks gains academy status

Officially Britain’s worst school, London’s School of Hard Knocks will forcibly transfer to academy status this summer, according to Department for Education sources. The school which has been...

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BAJDixon 28.04.13 8:38pm
godly1966
Police in Bradford foil 9/11 style terror plot.

Police in Bradford today release details of a foiled 9/11 style terror plot involving two radicalised Muslims both aged 8. The discovered plans show how the unnamed pair intended use modified paper...

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Baldiebaldo 28.04.13 6:48pm
Squudge
Boris against Heathrow plans saying he doesn't use aeroplanes to get high 0
Adam Lewis 28.04.13 6:35pm
Adam Lewis
UKIP Accused Of Bribing Tory Party To Slag Them Off, To Boost UKIP Credibility 0
Titus 28.04.13 5:27pm
Titus
Iain Duncan Smith asks fat people to donate food to government 1
custard cream 28.04.13 5:19pm
Squudge
Next 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here' to be filmed in Wormwood Scrubs 2
sydalg 28.04.13 4:55pm
Titus
IDS claims benefits 'on a self assessment' basis would save money 1
sillybugger 28.04.13 4:52pm
Titus
Minister: "Wealthy pensioners should die early to save state money"

The Work and Pensions secretary, Iain Duncan-Smith, has encouraged wealthy pensioners to make their wills in favour of the treasury and take up extreme sports to "improve the cash flow". "It really...

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apepper 28.04.13 4:51pm
Titus
Dhaka building owner collapses under police interrogation. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 28.04.13 4:43pm
Titus
72 year-old Peter Stringfellow fears he may be approaching a mid-life crisis. 1
sredni vashta 28.04.13 3:23pm
sponge finger
Decimal system biased towards people with ten fingers, says Norfolk councillor 3
sydalg 28.04.13 2:12pm
jimmydodger
Bill Gates caught sneaking on Google contact lenses 0
sydalg 28.04.13 12:22pm
sydalg
Liverpool beyond satire

The nation’s comedians today held their hands up, stating it was impossible to satirize Liverpool football club because whatever crazy thing you come off, one of their players is bound to actually...

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Hooch 28.04.13 12:05pm
Hooch
Dignitas introduce services to supermarkets with range of self-checkouts. 7
sredni vashta 28.04.13 11:52am
thisisall1word
Survey reveals 90% of curtain-twitchers to be overworked writers. 0
sredni vashta 28.04.13 11:10am
sredni vashta
Time is Running out for C4's Countdown 0
victimms 28.04.13 10:34am
victimms
C4's Countdown Viewing Figures don't add up 0
victimms 28.04.13 10:28am
victimms
Media News - Daily Mail advertise for first Necrophiliac-in-Residence

In a shock move The Daily Mail have advertised for a Necrophilia-in-Residence to join their editorial team. The main role of the Necrophiliac-in-Residence will be to scour the Facebook pages of...

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andrewl81 28.04.13 10:14am
andrewl81
Ian Duncan Smith expects turkeys to vote for Christmas

Inspired by the [i]Institute for King Canute studies[/i], the Coalition has decided to replace actual legislation and "mind numbing" governance, with hope and whimsy. Mr Smith explained: "The...

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Wrenfoe 28.04.13 10:12am
Wrenfoe
Ian Duncan Smith calls for 'pay-back time'

In a surprise move Ian Duncan Smith has announced a sharp turn in Tory policy. During a reflective homily delivered in Church last Sunday he stunned friends and family with a passionate plea for the...

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Maninbeijing 28.04.13 8:49am
Maninbeijing
Residents just not into this year’s Intergalactic Starship flyover

http://yolkregion.ca/wp-content/uploads/ddo-starship.jpg The starships arrived at noon last Saturday, cruising directly over Richmond Hill's famous David Dunlap Observatory. When the festivities...

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yolkregion 28.04.13 4:32am
yolkregion
Suicidal Eric Cartman screams "respect my Dignitas!" 0
Maverick 28.04.13 12:38am
Maverick
Morphy Richards sponsors Iron Man 3, ironically. 0
deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:59pm
deskpilot3
David Cameron gets himself a new Johnson.

Tells Boris "my Johnson's bigger than yours."...

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deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:58pm
deskpilot3
Osborne insists private sector did not influence Tax (KPMG Amendments) Act 2013. 0
deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:56pm
deskpilot3
Augusta welcomes female gophers

We keep them in a big glass case behind the male only bar says secretary...

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LensCap 27.04.13 8:42pm
LensCap
Traces of bestiality defendant found in horse, court told 0
sydalg 27.04.13 8:40pm
sydalg