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Hell and Halifax inexplicably overlooked as City of Culture...

The residents of Hell and Halifax are furious about being overlooked as City of Culture 2017. Jackie McNeil, mayor of Halifax, was scathing about the credentials of Hull to claim any prize other than...

Tripod 20.11.13 10:56am
Labour counters Boles' National Liberal Party with new National Socialist Party 0
cinquecento 20.11.13 10:45am
Overly edited war film abridged too far 2
Smart Alex 20.11.13 10:32am
Gibraltar Bravely Beats Off Second Spanish Armada 3
Titus 20.11.13 10:24am
Lens Cap
Peter Snow to report on impromptu re-enactment of Battle of Trafalgar 1
Sinnick 20.11.13 10:15am
All cheeses expected to be out of stock again soon. 1
Maverick 20.11.13 8:29am
Government to begin Conscription to Territorial Army

Following news that the government plans to reduce the number of personnel serving in the regular armed forces and replace these soldiers with reservists, the Ministry of Defence has issued...

james_doc 20.11.13 8:27am
"Mannschaft" conquers Pussies

Yesterday, the German national football team conquered England at Wembley. "Die Mannschaft", as they are known in Germany, gave a firm and metronomic performance that could have repercussions for...

Spiritmonger 20.11.13 7:53am
Texas D.A. seeking death penalty for lion. More soon.

"Worst case of leocide I've ever seen"...

Maverick 20.11.13 12:08am
Rob Ford lumbers into Monty Python reunion

Toronto mayor, Rod Ford, tried to turn his run of bad luck into a positive today by announcing that he was hoping to regain respect by joining Monty Python’s stage reunion. Ford dismissed his...

Coco 19.11.13 9:16pm
Space Nappies - A step too far for mankind

In an attempt to bring realism to the recently released space drama film Gravity, starring Sandra Bullock, director Alfonso Cuarón originally intended that the cast use space nappies. However, when...

Racechick 19.11.13 9:12pm
Al OPecia
Downton Abbey dumbs down as Lord Grantham lets working classes camp in his wood.

Viewers were shocked to see this weeks Downton episode which in a departure from the usual format had a host of new characters sleeping outdoors rather than in the big house. Scandalously several of...

MADJEZ 19.11.13 8:28pm
Body in well victim was roped into making hoax calls 0
davetwojackets 19.11.13 8:10pm
Homo Clericus Erectus placed on endangered species register

Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has called for urgent measures to prevent the genus Homo Clericus Erectus becoming extinct by the end of 2014. In accordance with the Endangered Species...

Racechick 19.11.13 8:07pm
Salmond pledges free deep-fried Mars bars to Scotland pro-independence voters

Poll rating immediately shoots up to 95%...

farmer giles 19.11.13 7:34pm
The All New Jeni B
Rob Ford "amazed" to discover he's Mayor of Toronto

Rob Ford has described his surprise at waking up as Mayor of Toronto. Mr Ford, of Dagenham, Essex explained; "That was one hell of a night; the last thing I remember was seeing a poster saying 'Drink...

apepper 19.11.13 7:29pm
Co-op boss quits over stigma attached to Flowers 3
topfotogmw 19.11.13 6:53pm
Kevin the Swan
Boss of Co-op bank admits he may have misunderstood what a joint account is for 2
Smart Alex 19.11.13 6:22pm
Co-Op boss quit as councillor over the 'content of tissues' in office wastebin.

More s..ewwwwww..n...

MADJEZ 19.11.13 5:28pm
Hi Pad, Latest Greeting Phrase…..

….in Irish pubs? May be not...

Jesse Bigg 19.11.13 5:26pm
Jesse Bigg
All the world's information at fingertips not making people smarter, study finds 0
Dumbnews 19.11.13 4:59pm
Longer crossing time for pedestrians defies natural selection claims Darwin. 1
MADJEZ 19.11.13 4:59pm
Surviving twelve disciples get together to recreate the Last Supper

Participants at the last supper have decided to get back together for one last reunion, to recreate the famous repast. April 17th 2014 (Maundy Thursday) will mark the occasion for the reunification...

NewBiscuit 19.11.13 4:46pm
Whitmarsh 'disturbed' by good looks of Jenson Button New evidence has come to light that Martin Whitmarsh, team principal of the McLaren F1 team...

Racechick 19.11.13 3:55pm
Gran declares she doesn't need new iPads as there's nothing wrong with her Wii 2
irreverendJ 19.11.13 2:08pm
"I dig Dignitas" deemed "inappropriate slogan for assisted dying clinic" by ASA 0
sydalg 19.11.13 2:04pm
‘Hunt Mammoths During Cold Snap’ Cameron Tells Vulnerable

With a wintry outlook in store for the UK this week, the government has taken steps to protect the elderly and infirm from the big freeze by drawing inspiration from our Neolithic ancestors. As...

jp1885 19.11.13 1:41pm
Eric Pickles could be melted down and used for penis enlargements, say experts 0
sydalg 19.11.13 1:33pm
Apple develops small goods vehicle for Russians - the iVan 0
Smart Alex 19.11.13 1:18pm
Smart Alex
Six members of Australian drinking team forced to play rugby... 1
Tripod 19.11.13 1:14pm