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Splinter group demands tax breaks on tweezers 0
nickb 27.08.12 5:38pm
nickb
Police call off the search for the "Essex Virgin". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.08.12 5:34pm
dominic_mcg
Cameron overheard telling Osborne to go and fuck himself 0
Drylaw 27.08.12 4:12pm
Drylaw
Medieval Torture To Be Introduced In UK Schools

In a bid to curb unruly behaviour in the classroom, the department of education has decided to introduce a number of brutal disciplinary measures including the use of medieval instruments of torture....

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Jonny Shlep 27.08.12 5:50pm
Jonny Shlep
Harry gets dressing down from army and dressing gown from grandma 0
nickb 27.08.12 3:44pm
nickb
Police call off search as witness found to be lion 0
writinginbsl 27.08.12 3:41pm
writinginbsl
Short film maker takes cushion to screening 1
nickb 27.08.12 5:26pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
George Galloway to be forced back to Big Brother after previously consenting

George Galloway is to be forcibly taken up the aisle and into the Big Brother house, under the now established 'previous consent' principle. blah de blah de blah Lorem Ipsum...

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ronseal 27.08.12 2:03pm
ronseal
Jesus Announces He Is A Candidate For US Presidency- Conservatives Have A Fit.

Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost)...

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27.08.12 1:59pm
Jesus Announces

Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost)...

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27.08.12 1:57pm
Essex Lions Club member 'missing'.

shame-he was the mane man 'Dangerous'Essex Lions club member sought by police ...

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writinginbsl 27.08.12 1:09pm
writinginbsl
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Gerontius 27.08.12 12:58pm
Gerontius
County is now almost totally lion free, says Essex police chief

The head of Essex Police has hailed the force's superb handling of the big cat outbreak in the county, and promised that - with the odd exception - Essex is now safe for the general public with the...

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ronseal 29.08.12 12:14pm
custard cream
God: tropical storm Isaac is my punishment for Republicans unbiblical behaviour

..well, judge not lest ye be judged....

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Waggys Dog 27.08.12 11:04am
Waggys Dog
Tin Man, Scarecrow seen wandering in Herts as UK prepares for more storms. 4
nickb 27.08.12 6:50pm
charlies_hat
Older bees find young bees' dancing "incomprehensible". 8
nickb 28.08.12 8:18am
JohnA
Naked Murdoch pic to appear on front page of report warns Leveson 0
nickb 27.08.12 10:49am
nickb
Gardener Questions Thyme.

I'm [s]sorrel[/s] er, sorry...

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The All New Jeni B 27.08.12 7:24pm
The All New Jeni B
Julian Assange To Release Album of Cover Versions.

In a desperate bid to raise funds for a new life in Ecuador, Julian Assange is alleged to be working on an album of cover versions, Wiki-Leaks founder Julian Assange has been making good use of his...

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The All New Jeni B 28.08.12 10:34pm
FlashArry
Bank Holiday Caravan Competition - Bessie wows the judges

The world of the Caravan Club was rocked yesterday with a surprise entry in the annual 'Cosmetic Caravan' competition. The prestige event, held traditionally over the August Bank holiday in Beaulieu...

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Squudge 28.08.12 7:06pm
Squudge
Deciding which way to release a lion for natural selection?The Only Way Is Essex 0
Perks 27.08.12 9:12am
Perks
80s band The The reforms with new line-up as "Teh Teh" 0
Nick McCarr 27.08.12 9:04am
Nick McCarr
Kenya police investigating reports of dangerous escaped badger 2
Midnight Dreary 27.08.12 10:48am
nickb
Neil Armstrong To Be First Man On The Sun

Neil Armstrong, the first man on the Moon, is also to be the first man on the Sun, it was announced today. This audacious plan is the brainchild of serial British entrepreneur, Sir Richard Branson....

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Reg Herring 27.08.12 5:11pm
bonjonelson
Essex police armed with dining room chairs and whips 5
charlies_hat 28.08.12 11:20am
Midfield Diamond
Naked Prince Harry photographed "roaring like a lion" in Essex countryside.

More soon....

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Al OPecia 27.08.12 9:40am
Al OPecia
US East Coast search for eye of hurricane continues in 'Operation Isaac Hunt' 0
pinxit 27.08.12 7:17am
pinxit
Police called in to find football manager's 'Lost' dressing room. More soon 0
Mrblacker 27.08.12 7:03am
Mrblacker
Isaac a Legitimate Hurricane - Republicans Evacuate

Republicans have recognized Isaac as a legitimate hurricane and are rushing to evacuate Tampa. If it had been an illegitimate hurricane, the Republican National Committee would have gathered in...

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Only Me 27.08.12 6:21am
Only Me
Mr Mumford disowns sons for dust bowl dancing on the thistle and weeds!!!

Sons are reportedly hiding in the cave near the family shop. more soon...

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rusjonew 27.08.12 12:57am
rusjonew