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Barclay's behaviour "disgraceful, should have swigged Dom Pérignon" - Osborne. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Moonpig launch "Sorry you're not getting your Seven Figure Bonus' card range 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Barclay's claims their "social justice" agenda the reason for supporting Libor. 0
Maverick 3 years
Pentonville cancel macrame classes until further notice. 6
MADJEZ 3 years

More Soon. With inspiration from Al OPecia...

Lancaster bomber drops 80,000 memorial Poppies on local housing estate in error 4
dvo4fun 3 years
Pentonville admits climbing wall in exercise yard experiment "an own goal" 1
Al OPecia 3 years
"Me, you and your mate in a threeway" wins 2012 Proposition of the year award 0
simonjmr 3 years

Last year's winner "Lets go half on a bastard" well beaten in second place More soon...

BMA call for members to show some balls 0
nostra da mouse 3 years

Doctors have called for Health Secretary Andrew Lansley to resign, saying they have "no confidence" in him. Hamish Meldrum, chair of the British Medical Association, says "Lansley is an absolute...

GDP increased by 5% in Q1, announce Barclays 0
medici2471 3 years
England blast their way to Euro 2012 Blow Football Championship. 2
weematt 3 years

At last England can blow its trumpet about a football championship. The European Blow Football Championship which shadows the bigger soccer tournament was overlooked by the media until England went...

McGuinness to unveil bomber memorial 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Cowell and ITV in search for Britain's eccentrics - The Icke Factor launches 0
simonjmr 3 years
Miami face-chewer had only marijuana in system - munchies to blame says coroner 2
Haywood Manley 3 years
Barclays HO to relocate to Pentonville 0
medici2471 3 years
Birth certificate check shows Barclays CEO is actually called Bob Cubic Zirconia 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Barclays execs to forgo bonuses; gain time to practice "pea under walnut" trick 0
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Portugal football team..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years
Sports historians finally piece together how the game of rugby came about..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"Initially, it was the usual 300 a side football game between two villages, until some thieving git ran off with the pig's head," said a spokesman...

Barclays bankers "not just a bunch of lying, thieving bastards" says Barclays 0
dvo4fun 3 years
300 giant tortoises come out of hiding on news ‘Irksome George’ is dead at last 14
3 years

Staff at the Galapagos national park have been astounded by the overnight appearance of over 300 female Pinta giant tortoises, many of which were assumed to be rocks. Scientists believed that the...

A Guide to the Olympics: No. 1. Just how useless is the shot put? 10
Stan 3 years

[i]Or … A putted history of the Shot[/i] Arguably the ultimate short range strategic missile, of all the Olympic field events which involve ancient forms of weaponry, the shot put is the most...

Prince Philip to ask McGuinness "and what do you do ?" 5
Sinnick 3 years
Dsylexic extremist chants 'Death to UAE" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"Long term benefit claimants must ride on a lion" warns Osbourne 1
The Masked Frog 3 years

As part of a new chapter in 'compassionate conservatism', the government is apparently seeking to change the mindset of long term benefit claimants. In moves to radically improve self esteem and...

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dvo4fun 3 years
Gay dyslexic physicist seeks transfer to Large Hardon Collider 1
Maverick 3 years

(Since we're doing colliders again)...

Nora Ephron sleeping in Seattle. No more soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Google to sell Goggles. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
House of Lords to be brought into the 18th Century. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Disappointment as dead Ephron not Zac 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years