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| Megrahi: I'm fine for now thanks but I may have to return for one more bombing | 0 |  |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
| Concerned-looking news reader secretly doesn't give a toss | 0 | |
la maga | 2 years |
| Government to scrap Building Parliaments for the Future Scheme. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
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The £800m planned refurbishment of the Houses of Parliament has been scrapped by the government. Junior minister, Solly Farquhar, today announced that after the summer break the House of Commons... |
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| Wetherspoons new Programmers Lunch 'proving popular with ploughmen'. More soon. | 0 | |
malgor | 2 years |
| Venables due in court | 1 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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An angry mob has already gathered outside the Old Bailey, as one of the most distressing cases in British legal history is poised to get under way later this morning., Business tycoon and former... |
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| Government plans to charge parents for free schools. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Airport strike vote delayed after ballot boxes put on flight to Paris by mistake | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| MySpace renamed Spacetolet after audience halves in one year | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Furious Nick Griffin turned away from his local garden centre. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Eco-Car fuelled by vegetable oil collides with potato truck..... | 5 | |
finneyp | 2 years |
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..Resulting explosion feeds hundreds More soon... |
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| Tomlinson inquiry 'a pushover' says Met | 0 | |
roybland | 2 years |
| Terry-Thomas' tooth gap no wider than in the 1930's | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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The gap in Terry-Thomas' teeth is no greater than it was during the post-World War I slump and the Great Depression, a study suggests. Despite the continued rise in dentist artistry, it is well... |
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| Barry Manilow asked to revive Mandy ,as he collapses on the Third man book tour | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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he came, and he stopped him from shaking... |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow explains how the birth of her son Moses led to post | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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post-natal depression,Moses being a big boy caused me a lot of pain,but it was the reed basket that did all the damage ... |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow explains hoe the birth of Her son Moses led to post | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
| Prince Phillip visibly upset as Mr Griffin banned from Buck Palacegarden party | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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he was looking forward to a good old right wing chinwag ,which he has not had since the queen mum died... |
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| Former clown officer Sir Ian Blair reminisces on the Ian Tomlinson trivial death | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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affair ,in my day we used to shove them down and then shoot them ,what`s wrong with the police today ... |
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| Pinocchio 'denied human rights' in trial of theatrical anti-semitism | 0 | |
fernandomando | 2 years |
| PM condemns sympathy for Rikkor | 13 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
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Prime Minister David Cameron has said there should be no sympathy for "callous scribbler" Rikkor. Mr Cameron was speaking after positive comments were left at the scene of Rikkor's recent post on... |
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| Freddy Patel admits he studied pathology using mate’s video copy of Quincy ME | 0 | |
Gary Stanton | 2 years |
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Home Office investigations into the conduct of pathologist Freddy Patel have revealed he lacked any formal medical qualifications and learnt about the human body watching back episodes of Quincy,... |
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| Black Box fails to show how it's inventor died. more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
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R.I.P David Warren... |
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| Cameron thanks US for defeating Napoleon. | 5 | |
the coarse whisperer | 2 years |
| Inventor of car that runs on seawater/oil mix to sue BP for capping well | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| French Devastated to Discover... | 0 | |
mugwump | 2 years |
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French Devastated to Discover English Not Even Mildly Upset at "rosbif" Jibe... |
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| Druids slam Osborne's second henge tax. | 1 | |
the coarse whisperer | 2 years |
| Revealed! Police Department for the fuelling of conspiracy theories. | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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Following recent issues over Police actions the presence of a Department whose sole purpose is to encourage conspiracy theorists by means of secrecy and misinformation has been admitted. Until... |
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| PM commissions remake of "In which we serve" as "in which we hold the yankies ja | 1 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 2 years |
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ckets, whilst they win the bally War for us grateful Limey types". Wanker... |
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| CPS posthumously charges Ian Tomlinson with littering the pavement with his | 0 | |
the coarse whisperer | 2 years |
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corpse. [@£!$$%^& character limit, what is this, effing twitter?]... |
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| Deficit can only be beaten "if everyone licks my balls" says Chancellor Osborne | 12 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
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In a statement certain to depress UK market sentiment even further, Chancellor George Osborne announced this morning that the black hole in the nation's finances was even larger than anticipated, and... |
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| Ceausescu exhumed and shot again "just to be on the safe side". | 4 | |
the coarse whisperer | 2 years |
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