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Queen cancels more engagements

Barry Dobbs and his fiance Leslie Smuggin who were due to marry later this year are bloody furious at her cheek...

irreverendJ 12.03.13 11:27pm
Necrophiliac claims partner 'unresponsive' in bed 2
Scoby Watson 12.03.13 11:22pm
Tess Goes
Highways Agency admit to using Shit Grit in East Sussex

Almost the entire population of employed people from Hastings were stuck on the A21 last night and had to endure a long trek home with smelly feet having abandoned their vehicles in an inch of snow.,...

Tess Goes 12.03.13 11:18pm
Tess Goes
Motorists advised to avoid Kent even after the snow has melted 0
Mandy Lifeboat 12.03.13 10:52pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Black smoke signifies cardinals passing round big spliff before bedtime. 0
MADJEZ 12.03.13 10:41pm
Cheltenham card: It's horses four courses

1. d'ouevres,, 2. starters orders,, 3. mane,, 4. dessert (orchid)...

baron la croix 12.03.13 9:20pm
Cost of prosecuting Chris Huhne 'a bargain' say public

The £79,000 legal cost of prosecuting Chris Huhne is 'a bargain' according to most taxpayers. 'Excellent value for money,' said Sid Wilshaw from Wolverhampton, while Angela Murdoch from Blackpool...

roybland 12.03.13 9:14pm
Huhne caught forming coalition with cellmate 0
Squudge 12.03.13 9:02pm
Pope to be chosen by Russian Roulette; Catholics wait for ‘smoking gun’... 0
Tripod 12.03.13 8:49pm
Black smoke billowing from Vatican actually coming from Benedict's 'bong room' 0
Scoby Watson 12.03.13 8:49pm
Scoby Watson
Black smoke sighted from Sistine Chapel: cardinals phone chimney sweep... 0
Tripod 12.03.13 8:42pm
Bookmakers Pontiff punt: "Pope will be some old guy" 0
Squudge 12.03.13 8:11pm
Papal smoke showing as fifty shades of grey

According to tradition this means the cardinals will need to work it out together through the night before we see some white stuff expelled...

Actual Size 12.03.13 8:02pm
Actual Size
Captured 'Las Malvinas 3' explain their motives

The three islanders who voted for Argentine rule of The Falklands in yesterday's referendum have been tracked down and unmasked. From the haven of Port Stanley prison they have given very different...

pinxit 12.03.13 7:11pm
As vote goes into evening, Cardinals send out for food & choirboys. 0
MADJEZ 12.03.13 6:33pm
Minimum alcohol pricing, ministers want “100% proof" it will curb binge drinking 2
theinvisiblecitychannels 12.03.13 6:27pm
Huhne to go for shower tonight : Stay tuned for regular bulletins 0
Drylaw 12.03.13 6:08pm
God arrested as accessory in child abuse scandal

In a sensational move, police in London have arrested God after several priests and cardinals admitted to talking about their crimes in detail during confession. Chief Inspector Dawson told waiting...

Actual Size 12.03.13 4:39pm
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Clocks to go back in March to boost the economy

Extra hours for all...

camz 12.03.13 4:34pm
New study finds how you perform on IQ tests can predict IQ 0
Dumbnews 12.03.13 4:02pm
New pope feeling a little horse after burger fright

New pope accused of inappropriate behaviour with choir boy was found only to be feeling a little horse after eating burger...

moonie 12.03.13 3:25pm
Shock in Rome as Sir Alex named as new Pope

Scroat 12.03.13 3:20pm
Jersey man forced to abandon morning trek to kitchen due to frostbite

Jersey, 10.00am and Robert Fiennes waits in A&E for a doctor to look at his frostbitten fingers “I exited base camp early, outside the duvet it was cold, very cold… leaving Mrs Fiennes behind...

theinvisiblecitychannels 12.03.13 3:13pm
KneeJerk IT Solutions presents our new Tory Leader in Waiting Speech Generator

Going into an unnecessary meltdown over the Eastleigh by-election? Not too keen on that Cameron fellow? Planning a pointless and regrettable lurch to the right? Then we have just the thing for you...

TheNewsWalrus 12.03.13 3:12pm
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"Permasmirk" Pryce Denies Cosmetic Enhancement

"I've never had cosmetic surgery or botox. I've always looked this good", says Vicky...

Mike Turbine-Hamilton 12.03.13 2:58pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Three turkeys vote for Christmas.

Others tell them to 'get stuffed'...

Ian Searle 12.03.13 2:51pm
Ian Searle
QPR willing to accept three points from anyone

You're 'avin a laugh Harry...

irreverendJ 12.03.13 2:47pm
Waiter DNA Found in Racist's Beef Biryani

"I was only joking", said local racist Darren Smithfield. "I just axed the darky waiter if the beef biryani contained horse DNA. I don't know his name, I always call him Gunga Din". The restaurant...

deceangli 12.03.13 1:53pm
Those Falkland ‘no votes’ in full...

In a recent referendum, Falkland Islanders have voted overwhelmingly to remain British. The 99% ‘Up yours, Argies’ result suggests that just three people voted against the motion: Brian Alcock,...

Tripod 12.03.13 1:42pm
Falklands Islands in chaos as French pirates demand return of "Les Malouines"

The recent vote by the Falkland Islanders massively in favour of remaining a British Overseas Territory was thrown into chaos as a group of the descendents of the pirates of St Malo addressed the UN...

AReader 12.03.13 1:29pm