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Shock as Robin Gibb turns out to be Al-Megrahi 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Johnson makes 'Boris haircut' compulsory for all London law-enforcement staff 0
Clare Ellen 3 years, Sue Akers, head of the Met's inquiries into phone hacking...

“We want our own global summit too!” says UB40 3
Clare Ellen 3 years

On the final day of the G8 meeting, Britain's number one reggae band has called for established alphanumeric combinations everywhere to be granted their own international summits. G8 discussions of...

John Terry has decided not to call David Cameron as a character witness 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Apparently he has said some bad things...

"Moving From Scotland" Increased Al Megrahi Longevity Claim Doctors 2
thisisall1word 3 years
John Terry To Become Professional Trophy Lifter 2
Hooch 3 years

Nearing the end of his playing career John Terry took the first steps towards the new stage in his life; lifting trophies won by other people. The Chelsea defender has faced criticism that his aging...

Unemployed encouraged "to not work at home" during Olympics 2
nickb 3 years

People out of work are being encouraged not to be unemployed on public transport during the Olympics. "Just as we're encouraging people in work to consider alternatives to travel, we're asking the...

England to follow Chelsea's winning formula and field team of foreigners. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Olympics in doubt as Customs impounds flame for unpaid duty. 0
Lemon difficult 3 years
Fire at Olympic flame store causes chaos - "We might have wrong flame" 0
apepper 3 years

A fire at the storage facility has caused confusion as it seems likely that the Olympic flame has become mixed up with common "normal" flames...

Fracas at Camp David as Merkel chins Cameron following penalty shoot-out loss 4
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Barack Obama was left with a black eye after being caught up in a late night altercation between Angela Merkel and David Cameron following Chelsea's dramtic win on penalties in the Champions League...

Abdel Bassett latest: Daily Star phones Rowntrees and asks for quote from Bertie 1
ronseal 3 years

Following the death of Abbdel Basset-Magrahi, Daily Star reporters have been seen rummaging through the bins at Rowntrees, the Liquorice Allsort maker, looking for dirt on Bertie...

Olympic relay torches on ebay show people are getting behind the games says Coe. 2
Ian 3 years

Lord Coe has expressed his delight that Olympic relay torches are for sale on eBay saying this, shows that people are getting behind the Olympics and expressing the true Olympic spirit. "Everyone...

Al-Megrahi probably faking death, says Daily Mail 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Megraha-ha, Megrahi-hi, ashes to be placed in a little brown jug. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon.. after I've had a little lie down...

China punks blind dissident Chen Guangcheng by landing back in China and saying 0
thackaray 3 years

"Welcome to the United States"...

Judge States, Rebekah Brooks Sentance Can Include Crushing By Kansas Farm House 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Fucking Staines to Change Name to Staines 0
thisisall1word 3 years

With apologies to Perks;

Greek referendum on exit from Eurovision imminent 9
Clare Ellen 3 years

The EU has called for a Greek referendum on withdrawal from the Eurovision song contest in a last ditch attempt to secure the future trashiness of the annual jamboree. An emergency teleconference of...

Met Police budget shock 2
Bismarck 3 years

The metropolitan Police were quick to deny rumours that cuts to budgets now mean that officers will be carrying the new ecologically friendly wind-up Taser. The device is similar to the original...

Staines officially renamed 'A Stain-upon-the-Thames' 2
Perks 3 years
Obama entertains Camp David 2
simonjmr 3 years
Revealed....... 4
Jesse Bigg 3 years

UK Olympic venue just a 'flat pack'.."Hence, the leaky swimming pool," says a former swimming contender, just out of A @ E...

David Beckham ‘bigger than Facebook’ in soaraway stock market debut 2
Des Custard 3 years

Facebook’s recent much-trumpeted initial public offering was overshadowed today as shares in David Beckham, Inc. gained 23% on their first day of trading, valuing Beckham at over $200 billion. But...

Witch hunt denial by CPS: Brooks calls for crone tracking investigation. 0
weematt 3 years
Pubs in Yorkshire to no longer sell single bottles of lagar..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

along with up to 10 straws, 'as it doesn't constitute a round,' say tight-fisted pub landlords...

Yippee! Hammersmith Utd finally make it to their 'glory hole'..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

They're up with the big boys now you know...

Staines renamed Skydmarc 0
apepper 3 years

In a plan to boost tourism, Staines has officially changed its name to Skydmarc. The head of the town council explained; "Staines has been the butt of several jokes over the years, so we were...

Diamond Jubilee lunch marred by absence of Prince Philip gaffes 5
Yikes 3 years

The Queen is said to be “miffed” that Prince Philip spectacularly failed to provide the expected entertainment at the Diamond Jubilee lunch after she had assembled such a promising group of...

G8 Summit Will Mostly Focus on Extraterrestrial Issues 0
Quaz 3 years

A draft agenda for the G8 conference just released on Wiki-leaks reveals that the entire Euro crises is a cover for this weekend’s discussion of Earth’s relations with Extraterrestrial...