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New video game challenges player to lose on "Easy" setting 0
Dumbnews 21.01.13 4:56am
Dumbnews
Savile meat found in Lance Armstrong's horse

no more soon...

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Squudge 20.01.13 11:51pm
Paddy Berzinski
Burgled fruit and veg stall owner left peachless 3
One Line Only 20.01.13 10:37pm
Lens Cap
Coughing pony peadophile feeling a little hoarse 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 9:59pm
One Line Only
29% more Tesco jokes than usual on NB. Lots more soon. 0
deskpilot3 20.01.13 9:45pm
deskpilot3
Snow crisis reaches new heights as Lidl Monday specials delayed

More to follow...

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apepper 20.01.13 9:15pm
apepper
Levator and superior tarsal muscles real eye openers

Look it up...

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apepper 20.01.13 9:13pm
apepper
Sterile comedian has burger in seedless pun 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 9:12pm
One Line Only
Poetic policeman embraces new formalism; Claims beat bobbies belong in 1950's 0
Nowherefast 20.01.13 9:12pm
Nowherefast
Winfrey fans condemn new musical: 'The Fat Bum of the Oprah' 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 8:56pm
One Line Only
Norwich Airport closed, Europe cut off. 1
godly1966 20.01.13 8:49pm
Squudge
Posh magic manicurist performs new 'varnishing act' 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 8:35pm
One Line Only
Nothing else matters, it's all about Lance Armstrong, and that's official. 0
Paddy Berzinski 20.01.13 8:18pm
Paddy Berzinski
Marvel Comics Holds Audition For New Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected.

Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young...

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20.01.13 6:39pm
Kelvin Mackenzie 'honoured' to be promised a place on the Liverpool Care Pathway 0
ronseal 20.01.13 5:51pm
ronseal
Tesco veggie burgers found to contain 29% uniquorn 2
Smart Alex 20.01.13 5:39pm
apepper
Tweenies arrested in Savile swoop

The Metropolitan Police has announced that Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo (better known as children's group 'The Tweenies') have all been arrested after reports of association between themselves and...

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WatcherMark 20.01.13 4:02pm
WatcherMark
Pedo gang in CBeebies outrage

Hundreds of people who complained to the BBC about seeing a character dressed as disgraced TV presenter Jimmy Savile on CBeebies this morning are still struggling to explain what they were doing...

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Gerontius 20.01.13 3:53pm
Gerontius
Aliens admit cutting down visits to Earth since camera phones invented

A representative of various alien species has said that they've decided to give Earth a wide berth since mobile phones have included cameras. "It used to be fun to select some gullible looking fool...

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apepper 20.01.13 3:23pm
apepper
Go Compare get Steven hawking their insurance

Can't believe what I've just seen. The lower case h is deliberate for the pedants...

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charlies_hat 20.01.13 2:48pm
Perks
HMV posts biggest losses ‘since records began’ - blame game begins

Incompetent bosses at ailing HMV today angrily blamed their troubles on Tim Berners-Lee for inventing the internet: “Mr Berners-Lee invented the internet and Jonathan Ive invented the iPod –...

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Reg Herring 20.01.13 1:08pm
dvo4fun
Bank of Canada in bank-note gaff

Bank of Canada officials have defended the use of a ‘stylised’ portrait on the front of their new plastic banknotes insisting the likeness of the subject is clearly accurate enough for the use...

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Gerontius 20.01.13 10:41am
Gerontius
BBC to trial new shouting at the telly service on the red button

Following in the successful footsteps of children’s programmes such as Dora the Explorer and Team Umizoomi in which children are given the belief that by shouting at the television you can alter...

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button 20.01.13 10:30am
button
Tesco barcodes found to contain traces of zebra 3
Smart Alex 20.01.13 10:24am
nickb
Successful Launch of New "Retail Chain Failure" Blame Game

"Too late now" say administrators of Game...

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Titus 20.01.13 10:23am
Titus
Failed Bulgarian assassin earns £250 from You've Been Framed 0
Lucy4 20.01.13 10:00am
Lucy4
Enid Smyth appointed writer in residence for 13, Limes Avenue, Norbiton, KT2 4LS

“It is an honour and an unexpected privilege to be nominated for this prestigious post” said Enid Smyth, recently named writer in residence for 13, Limes Avenue, Norbiton. Although there have...

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nickb 20.01.13 9:40am
Yikes
Algerian Hostages Resent Being Ignored by NB

"We can cope with being terrified and having our lives threatened" said one terrified hostage who had had his life threatened, "But we resent the humiliation of being totally ignored by satirical...

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Titus 20.01.13 1:00am
Titus
Britain and US furious with Algeria for not letting them help kill terrorists. 1
dominic_mcg 20.01.13 12:55am
Titus
Tesco 'Finest' burgers found to contain 29% unicorn meat.

The Tesco horsemeat in burgers story is comedy gold. I can't believe you've all moved on! We can keep this going for weeks...

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deskpilot3 19.01.13 11:16pm
deskpilot3