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French to Replace Breast Implants With Larger Ones 0
Deimos 3 years

<Deleted> - well I can't find a "delete button" but on reflection was not funny so gone...

Curry's "white goods sale" contravenes race relations act. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
nothing to see here 1
grumblechops 3 years

isn't there a delete button?...

World Leaders Unite for Flag Burning Celebrations 2
gaijintendo 3 years

They will form a circle, and pass flags to the left...

Elephant toe Professor sacked after research into camel toes breaks IT policy. 0
reforse 3 years
Santa health concern threatens Christmas for millions of children 0
Gong of Fur 3 years

The World Health Organisation has expressed its concern over the state of Father Christmas’ health, warning children not to leave seasonal snacks such as mince pies or festive alcoholic drinks out...

First winner of US X Factor named as Simon Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Teenage boy offers free thorough checking service on all UK breast implants 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Britons happier than French or Germans 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

as they’re neither French or German...

Alan Hansen washday confusion "can I have whites or coloureds washes?" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Man returns e-reader gift, waiting for one that reads rest of alphabet 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
LHC identifies new 'endless funding particle' 1
irregular apple 3 years
Downton’s Michelle Dockery set to top Telegraph WLTF rankings 4
Des Custard 3 years

With only a few days left to go, Michelle Dockery, who plays Lady Mary in TV’s hit period drama Downton Abbey, looks set to top the Telegraph WLTF rankings for 2011, edging out last year’s winner...

'Recipes for homeless people' good, feeding homeless people bad 0
Username 3 years

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/food-not-bombs-group-arrested-for-feeding-homeless-violating-orlando-ordinance/2011/06/03/AGufUBIH_blog.html while free speech would let you...

Met Office on alert for rare 'Mushroom Cloud' formation over Korea 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Huhne: Iran's bid for UK Nuclear Reactor building contract "attractive" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Lib Dems to form a spine by sitting on each other's shoulders. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Child born with no heart or brain survives and becomes Chancellor of Exchequer 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il surprise winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Liverpool in shock January transfer move for Terry 2
ThunderSquid 3 years

With their title hopes fading fast Liverpool are looking to strengthen their squad ready for an assault on the FIFA racism league table. A Liverpool spokesman said "We are looking for world class...

Switzerland joins embargo of Falkland shipping 0
apepper 3 years

The Central African Republic is considering it's position...

Hands claws its own arm off, to detach itself from Piers Morgan 4
ronseal 3 years
Police declare war on ruthless sculptor gang targeting scrap metal dealers 0
Clarky 3 years

Any mileage, people?...

Alan Hansen face death sentence for saying people of colour are 'coloured' 2
ronseal 3 years

Disgraced football pundit Alan Hansen, could face a death sentence - or worse - for describing people of colour as 'coloured'. In a shocking incident last night, which could see Britain kicked out...

Lloyds TSB to sell 85% of Julie Waters to the treasury. 0
nickb 3 years

Much-loved actress and comedian Julie Waters, for eight years the voice of Lloyds TSB, is to become, literally, a national treasure. Almost. The ailing bank has been forced to sell an 85% in...

Catholic church surprised that Higg's bosun required for mass 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Had previously thought that bread, wine, and incense ought to do it...

KGB polonium suspected to be involved in presumed death of Schrödinger's cat. 0
reforse 3 years
Cuts force Italian PM to begin eating imaginary apples 0
ndbrown123 3 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/debt-crisis-live/8972022/Debt-crisis-live.html...

Schrödinger family pet is found murdered ...and isn't 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Luis Suarez Racist Attitude Typical of Those Shifty Uruguayans Claim FA 0
thisisall1word 3 years