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Square 'lady wigs' sell out on continent, as Eurozone saved by Angular Mirkin. 2
Perks 3 years
Hague “I can’t PERSONALLY go to Iran, I have badminton on Fridays” 0
Newsquelch 3 years

After days of vitriolic hyperbole Hague was repeatedly challenged by calls of “go and smash ‘em up Bill” from the back benches, however, it appears he may not be feeling quite so brave without...

Wagtails replacing Robins as Britain's favourite jaunty bird 0
Drylaw 3 years

It's official! The Pied Wagtail is now Britain's favourite wee bird, according to RSPB figures. For years, the Robin, with his familiar red breast and friendly mien, has been "cock of the walk",...

Clarkson indecisive about whether tram passengers should be shot or not 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Card manufacturers confident of growth with addition of "Happy Friday Cards" 0
gaijintendo 3 years

Happy Friday Everyone!...

BNP cancel Clarkson's membership for 'being too right wing' 8
Immunis 3 years
Tehran celebrates news that diplomats will be 'home for Christmas'. 0
Boutros 3 years
Investor sent to bed by mum after spending $2.1m on a comic 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

An investor who spent more than $2.1m of his pocket money on an old Superman comic has been grounded. Relatives of David Bonner often commented that he 'lived in a fantasy land', but his latest...

List makers declare 'government cuts' to be most common spelling mistake of 2011 2
dicky37 3 years

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Vatican drafts "Sorry! Are we still friends?" letter to sex abuse victims 11
dvo4fun 3 years

The Vatican has published an all-purpose worldwide press release, for local churches to adapt for use in sexual abuse cases. Cardinal Giacamo Bondolino, Papal Noncio to the UK, explained the thinking...

More Elderly Choosing to Die at Home 0
Chuts 3 years

NHS statistics released today show that the year-on-year increase in the number of elderly people choosing to die at home continues to escalate. In the 12 months ended October 2011, the number rose...

Pharmaceutical shares go 'crazy' as Dyson tackles 'Windmills of the Mind' 0
Username 3 years

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Rivers of Bloody Bigotry 0
Username 3 years

The comparatively sheltered world of academic anthropology is tonight still recovering from the bombshell that was dropped on it a few days ago by a leading British university., “The University of...

Man who likes French loaves announces 'Baguettes - I've had a few... 1
Smart Alex 3 years

But then again too few to mention'...

Fahrenheit 451 renamed as Fahrenheit 647 due to Kindle's higher combustion point 5
Immunis 3 years
Dyslexic orders laptop; ends up with chihuahua 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Market News: Fruit Softening, Apples Falling, Mangos 3 for £1 0
Immunis 3 years
Clarkson "One Show" appearance apology: "Rather 'jowly', poor teeth" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Dopey not big and not clever 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Police corruption trial accidentally falls down stairs on way to Court. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
The Queens Christmas message to be replaced with a circular letter 6
simonjmr 3 years

Ones family has had a couple of weddings, William looked regal and Kate was divine, although her sister's arse caused a bit of a stir. Andrew got into a spot of bother. I nearly called on the SAS to...

Catholic church admits cover-up of cover-ups was "covered up" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Director Of New Thatcher Film, Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool...

Christmas present wrapping clerk quits: "fed up with all the red tape" 0
Mr Target 3 years

and the paperwork...

New risk from fish pedicures 5
Major Clanger 3 years

Health experts today issued new warnings about the risks involved with fish pedicures. Garra Rufa fish have become an attraction at a number of salons throughout the country, where they are used to...

"Chugger Aid" pledges to protect financially challenged charity collectors 0
antharrison 3 years

With the UK in the depths of an unprecedented economic recession it is easy to forget the plight of the thousands of “Chuggers” who are unable to maintain a glamorous lifestyle. Although keeping...

Alan Bleasdale pens ‘gritty southern drama’ about public sector strikes 13
ianslat 3 years

Screenwriter Alan Bleasdale, famous for his gritty Northern dramas, has announced that he has started work on a new project highlighting the plight of public sector workers in yesterday’s strike....

European finance ministers agree Osborne bail-out plan 4
antharrison 3 years

37,000 feet above Switzerland. No parachute...

Sarkozy backs German ties but draws the line at Lederhosen. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Reich Marshal Goebbels acquitted at retrial. "Evidence somehow gone missing" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

Less believable stuff later...