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Schroedingers cats eyes may be installed on new motorways. 8
Iscariot 3 years

"You may see them or you may not" said an MoT spokesman."There is some uncertainty."...

Pop fans 'all a flutter' as 6music plans 'day of C90s' 14
3 years

Music fans are braced for a trip down memory lane on New Years Day, as 6music announced it will exclusively play old C90s for 24 hours. The decision was made after nearly 5 working audio cassettes...

"no bombing" rule withdrawn from swimming pools after anti terrorist accusation 0
Placey1 3 years

Brighton council today announced that it was removing the ' no bombing' rule from all swimming pools with immediate effect, after a complaint from Junior school deputy head Alan fairbourne that it...

God Particle: Pope to celebrate Mass for Higgs Boson. 2
Iscariot 3 years
Schrödinger's cat o' nine tails hurts ...and doesn't 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Tragedy strikes filming of North Korean version of 'The Cube'. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Philip Schofield unavailable for comment.

North Korean Top Gear shows off new range of roof-racks for limos. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Kim Jong il funeral hot tip for Best Choreography Oscar 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Daily Mail TV critic spontaneously combusts while reviewing Xmas Eastenders plot 0
Ian Searle 3 years

The storyline involved an Asian setting fire to a house owned by some black people while gays attended a party on the premises. Luckily the Square’s resident Estate Agent wasn’t at the party and...

Head of Arab League observers in Syria report Assad's new clothes 'wonderful' 4
writinginbsl 3 years
Brian Cox's head officially designated a planet 0
dogwheels 3 years

The head of celebrity physicists Brian Cox has been officially designated as a new planet. The announcement was made after a meeting of the International Federation of Space Scientists in Geneva....

Rap community mourns as North Korea holds funeral for Lil' Kim 0
irregular apple 3 years
90 year old man leaves NHS hospital alive after 4 day stay. 4
MT Bucket 3 years
Amazon announces new Kindle 3D 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Amazon has announced the latest in its popular range of Kindle e-book readers, and the first e-book reader to offer not just a colour e-ink screen, but a three dimensional display. By viewing the...

Putin exonerated of rigging after providing Election Review with their findings. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Indian Corruption Bill passed by 5 billion rupees. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Scientists discover second Eiffel Tower in depths of Pacific Ocean 0
dogwheels 3 years

In what has been described as a "historic and game-changing" discovery, a team of scientists have found a second Eiffel Tower at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The team of boffins from the...

Diana Ross in legal tussle with Kim Jong-un over title ‘Supreme Commander’ 0
Mother 3 years
Tense moment as Prince Philip thanks heart surgeon Dr Singh. 5
MADJEZ 3 years
Osbourne visited by Chancellors of past, present and future. Sticks with Plan A. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Lansley: "Look at the shiny Christmas tree, not the Tories destroying NHS" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Prince Philip: Papworth was "worst foreign visit ever" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Delegation of TV sets besieged during Syria visit 0
irregular apple 3 years
McDonalds to celebrate Morrissey's PETA award with reissue of McMiserable meal 0
irregular apple 3 years
Self styled 'Father of Creation' God wins custody battle for Jim Sherwood 0
irregular apple 3 years
Man in golden throne and robes laments "Christmas glitter" 4
virtuallywill 3 years

Kiss his ring....

Londoners "wont be allowed to ruin 2012 games" 0
dogwheels 3 years

Organisers of the 2012 London Olympic Games have pledged that efforts to protect competitors from the local population will not overshadow the month-long festival of sport. According to sources,...

Papworth deny staff added 'DNR' instruction to Prince Philip's charts. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Speed Limit Bombshell for Monaco Grand Prix 0
Drylaw 3 years

"It's health and safety gone mad," said petrol-heads everywhere yesterday as bosses of Formula One announced plans to restrict track speeds in future Monaco Grand Prix races. Michel Le Berke, F1...

Middle class revolt as NHS offer discount to private patients who bring own bed. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

Lansley is a cnut...