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Time Team dog retires after developing an aversion to dinosaur bones 3
Mork 03.04.14 10:22am
SSE to sell England World Cup shirts for £1966

“We have to make up for our energy price freeze somehow” said a PR spokesperson. “This is disgraceful profiteering” said David Cameron, who thought £19.66 would be fairer, whilst Ed...

farmer giles 03.04.14 9:07am
farmer giles
Extremist alleges extremism in other extremists, more soon 0
RobArmstrong 03.04.14 8:58am
NB contributor sees life flash before him as last page number increases 0
DorsetBoy 03.04.14 8:52am
Sorry, wrong room. Said "Clegg" 2
Not Amused 03.04.14 8:22am
Not Amused
Miliband/Cameron Debate Needed To Decide Who Meets Farage In Final Round 0
Titus 03.04.14 8:00am
Farage storms to victory in debate

UKIP was claiming victory after last night’s televised debate as polls showed a massive 67% of the audience were in favour of Nigel Farage compared to just 33% who favoured Liberal Democrat leader...

blacklesbianandproudofit 03.04.14 7:49am
Hour Glass Manufacturers Should Clean Up After Recent UK Sand Storms 0
Titus 03.04.14 7:13am
Britain Under Threat From Radicalised Fundamentalist Weather From Sahara 0
Titus 03.04.14 7:12am
Commuter speeds home to watch The Simpsons. 1
Maverick 03.04.14 7:08am
Report:Nurseries Should Use More Drugs & Bullying To Prepare Children For School 0
Titus 03.04.14 7:06am
Gay couples to agree which one will put on weight and go off sex after wedding

Homosexual couples are being encouraged to agree which one of them will gain two stone and lose their sex drive before committing to marriage. Following the legalisation of same-sex marriages,...

Midfield Diamond 03.04.14 6:56am
Muslin Brotherhood dismayed at ban prospect

Popular urban fabrics collective Muslin Brotherhood have expressed their dismay at the prospect of being listed as a proscribed organisation by the government. Collective hemsperson Alan Kaida said,...

custard cream 03.04.14 5:14am
Man narrowly avoids banana skin catastrope during heavy smog 0
Mork 03.04.14 12:28am
Red sky at night, shepherds to wear compulsory face masks

New health guidelines issued by the BBC recommend that shepherds, far from being delighted to see the sun sinking into a glorious red sky should take heed of the possible pollution hazard and don...

vulture1 02.04.14 11:37pm
Adrian Bamforth
Right wing cats oppose Siamese immigration

Members of UCIP (United Cats Independence Party) have strongly opposed Siamese and other, so called, "foreign" breeds from entering the UK. Party leader, Mr Tiddles, explained; "They come over here...

apepper 02.04.14 11:10pm
Shapps and Reeves to engage in 'Soundbite Face-off'

In an effort to outflank the Lib-Dem/UKIP debate on Europe, Labour and the Conservatives are to engage in their own 'Clash of the Titans' as, in a live televised programme, Rachel Reeves and Grant...

Electrelane 02.04.14 10:43pm
Clegg - "Cameron & Miliband promised to be at debate" 0
camz 02.04.14 9:45pm
UKIP councillor forgets to change clocks - Accused of living in the past 0
camz 02.04.14 9:38pm
"Elvis is Dead" - Nigel Farage exclusive! 0
camz 02.04.14 9:36pm
Lawrence of Arabia and two camels discovered in Margate after rain storm 2
Dick Everyman 02.04.14 9:04pm
Dick Everyman
Farage - UK need to build a house every seven minutes - best get Polish brickies 0
throngsman 02.04.14 8:42pm
The NewsBiscuit TV Guide

Squudge 02.04.14 8:41pm
Farage defeated by Mr T, turns to Clegg to train him for rematch 1
Andy Gilder 02.04.14 7:29pm
Lesbian porn stars regret arousing Charlie Brooks.

Lesbian pornography performers have expressed 'horror and regret' that their work may have been used to titillate Charlie Brooks, the racehorse owner, Old Etonian and close friend of David...

CulchaVulcha 02.04.14 7:14pm
Farage wants Britain to stand tall. UKIP promises built-up shoes. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.04.14 7:05pm
E-Cigs face restrictions over concerns of 'passive idiocy'

E-Cigarettes face restrictions over concerns that they may make non users look as ridiculous as users. Smoking real cigarettes officially remains both big and clever experts say. More soon...

RobArmstrong 02.04.14 7:05pm
Ref Minor
Air pollution levels sky high. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.04.14 5:08pm
Great Heck Name Sign In East Yorkshire To Be Changed To Shushing Heck…..

….Due to too many 'Oldie's' scaring themselves sick at the junction...

Jesse Bigg 02.04.14 4:33pm
Jesse Bigg
Farage banned from debate for breaking rules on "hiring minor politicians" 0
Schoolboy 02.04.14 4:26pm