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Red rubber band maker increases prices by 50% to cover higher postage costs 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Showbiz News: Dolly Parton farewell tour brings back old mammaries. 0
weematt 3 years
Mc Hammer comes out as Scottish 4
grumblechops 3 years
Cameron to charge for access to Prime Minister’s Questions 4
Ludicity 3 years

Downing Street has confirmed that David Cameron will now be charging a fee for anyone to ask him a question in the House of Commons. ‘This is all perfectly legal and above board,’ said Francis...

Audience tells Susan Boyle musical ‘it’s a no from us’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
HMRC confirms pasty-faced Osborne is Vatable 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Acas tempts tanker drivers to talks with amazing torch and toolset offer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man ends up with Kidney on face in botched transplant operation 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
NHS progress. Urologists and sex therapists come to genital mans agreement 0
weematt 3 years

Sorry folks...

Syrian Rebels recruit English Rioters as "Military Advisers" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

In association with jobcentre plus, Hundreds of young rioters have been offered the chance to show off their skills in Homs, Verdel Jones 20 of London said " It's a good opportunity, our skills are...

Riots "were caused by government going soft on criminals", Metro reports 1
quango 3 years

Criminals "cannot stand erectile dysfunction"...

Flight Terror as Pilot goes mad on Ryanair plane when charged for flight ticket 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Pilot Barry Rodgers was arrested at an airport today in a location referered to by a Ryanair Offical as "Leeds/Edinburgh" when Mr Rodgers went crazy on the flight, one passenger was quoted as saying...

Showbiz News: Failing stand-ups to try Viagra 0
weematt 3 years
Whole face transplants may be offered to Government ministers. 0
weematt 3 years

The successful whole face transplant carried out in the USA has led to suggestions that Government ministers be offered this remarkable surgical procedure., Junior Health Minister, Dr. Timothy...

Chocolate may help slimming... And in other news, sperm may taste of chocolate 0
grumblechops 3 years
Green belt development stop set to hit farmers hard 0
Hugh Nose 3 years
Cruddas apparently innocent as insider claims "Crudeass? He did nothing!" 0
Hugh Nose 3 years
Lovematch.com guitar singleton arrested at railway station for harassment 0
quango 3 years

What the advert didn't show you...

Cowell burglar actually admits he was after Cowbells 4
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Greece offered Elgin oil platform 0
3 years
Panic as traffic around brewery causes bottleneck 1
quango 3 years
Nick Clegg's xmas costs set to rise to 60p sending cards to all his friends 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Riots blamed on 'lack of support, opportunity, and tracksuits' 0
Perks 3 years

A report due to be published on Wednesday has said that last summer’s riots were caused by many factors including ‘A lack of support, opportunity and tracksuits’. The report has been made...

The Hare Krishna Channel admits industrial sabotage to OM Digital 0
Skylarking 3 years

more sooon...

Price of having your Xmas Card stolen rises to 60p 0
ronseal 3 years
Al-Jazeera not to air Tulisa video 0
Splatcat 3 years
Government to introduce new Virtual Stamp Tax on all emails to raise revenue 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Mr George Cross a government spokesman said "We will introduce a standard first and second class levy of £1 and 75p respectively on all electronic mail, we will also be deleting every twentieth...

UK economy saved as Nick Clegg's fined for his tantrums at 60p a stamp 0
Perks 3 years
Historians now believe Nelson's last words were actually, 'Kiss me? Hardly!' 4
Smart Alex 3 years
"Tulisa - The Ex F*cked Her, Judge" says defence barrister 0
Ironduke 3 years