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Workshy benefit scroungers form protest movement 'Occupy Weatherspoons' 1
The Nage 3 years
Failed undercover London cop "Just a muppet on a sting" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Support rallies around Chris Tappin in "ageing grandfather show of solidarity" 2
ianrbland 3 years

"He can't possibly have done anything wrong - he's an ageing grey haired grandfather. By definition he must be completely innocent of any wrongdoing - I should know!" said Mr. Mugabe, offering his...

Fears Americans don't get alliteration on 'Super Tuesday' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Tesco to launch Homeopathic Petrol as part of Value range 0
grottymonty 3 years

As fuel prices continue to soar, Tesco are to extend their Value range to the fuel pump. Head of Value Brand Promotions, Barry Pullover explained, "Obviously, we've been diluting our petrol with all...

BBC launch new nature documentary 'Gay Pride' 4
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

The BBC today announced the launch of a new and controversial documentary entitled 'Gay Pride'. The six-part series will follow in the mincing footsteps of gay lions in the heart of Africa. In a...

Chelsea manager's office fitted with revolving door. More managers soon. 0
ianrbland 3 years
Research shows 'Less' is not 'More'. Less later. 0
ianrbland 3 years
iPhone reviewers gear up for 'higher than usual' demand for superlatives. 0
ianrbland 3 years
British Olympic handshaking ban makes life difficult for relay race team. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

To you, to me...

New 'DIY Office Balconies' instant hit as Global Warming considered 'trendy' 1
theadministrator 3 years

The UK market leader for DIY products, B&Q, has reported record profits for the current tax year. When questioned on productivity, B&Q's CEO Martyn Phillips, suggested that the popularity of...

Brian Blessed was an unwise choice to voice UXB training robot, concede MOD 0
simonjmr 3 years

The Ministry of Defence (MOD) has today conceded that its Multi-million pound programme to develop a robotic bomb disposal trainer has been a huge failure. Root cause anaylsis has been condicted...

Newly discovered "Super cave system" linked to pot-hole on A34. More soon. 0
ianrbland 3 years
South African rugby player sacked for thinking outside the Boks 1
cinquecento 3 years
Sep Blatter urges Team GB to reconsider avoiding handshakes advice 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Eurostar travel misery ‘heartbreaking’ sob tearful UK commuters 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MPs ‘looking after their own’ concern as firms paid to employ ex-prisoners 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
House prices fell in Feb from ‘frankly outrageous’ to ‘scarcely believable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Police raid Edinburgh Woollen Mill in hunt for tweedophiles 0
The Nage 3 years
Queen of the Jungle butchered by poachers 0
Gerontius 3 years

Reports are coming in that a pride of gay Lions featured in a recent BBC documentary have been tracked down and slaughtered by a gang of hate fuelled poachers in west Africa., The murdered lions...

Adam Werrity seen fleeing Aberdeenshire farm 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Black community rejoice in the news that Air Ambulances to carry Blood 0
tedweasel 3 years
Church not singing from same him sheet 0
apepper 3 years

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New iPad will be 'the one after iPad 2' says Apple insider 1
roybland 3 years

A new iPad expected to be unveiled by Apple in San Francisco on Wednesday is believed to be the one after iPad 2 according to rumours. Months of speculation have built up in anticipation of...

Dogs complain that their meat is a bit tough and full of lead shot. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Urinating England star cautioned - "That was never a yellow ref!" 1
kga6 3 years
Medvedev sacked as Russian Premier by Roman Abramovich after bad run of results 0
paddyparkinson 3 years

Who would have thought that the Premier of Russia Dmitry Medvedev would be giving his last press conference last Friday morning. The Premier seemed defensive regarding Russia's poor performance this...

Lazy oafs complain child disadvantages not covered by child benefits 0
kga6 3 years

Indolent cretins countrywide today expressed their 'right to free speech and stuff' by condemning the child benefit cuts, largely through sloppy mouthfuls of burger residue. One time paper-boy and...

Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry 'at it like rabbits' 5
3 years

Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry have been 'at it' like rabbits, despite being on two separate continents. Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the...

Carl Douglas charged with perjury. Turns out not everyone was kung fu fighting. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years