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Cee Lo Green denies spiking woman’s drink. But admits he was out of touch

But it wasn't because he didn't know enough, He just knew too much. He asked the judge “if that makes him crazy?” The judge replied “probably”...

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carlosmanwelly 05.02.14 11:18am
AReader
Government and E-cig Industry to Hold Joint Talks

More soon, man...

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BewsNiscuit 05.02.14 10:31am
BewsNiscuit
COMMUTERS BEG UNIONS TO EXTEND TUBE STRIKE

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00682/tube-commuters_682300c.jpg London commuters begged London transport unions tonight to extend the current 48 hour tube strike indefinitely, citing...

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Peter749400 05.02.14 9:57am
Squudge
Study shows elephants are "good at multi-tusking" 2
Idiot 05.02.14 9:26am
jimmydodger
Creationism rocked as Bob Crowe is carbon-dated to the late Jurassic 0
pere floza 05.02.14 9:23am
pere floza
Cornish separatists celebrate as last link to mainland cut

Ought to be a slamdunk if anyone wants to run with it...

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johnnydobbo 05.02.14 9:03am
johnnydobbo
Ugly Apple computer factory described as an "iSore" 1
sydalg 05.02.14 8:46am
Wrenfoe
Boris orders empty Tube to be used to drain floods. 0
weematt 05.02.14 5:58am
weematt
Ministry of Silly Walks hit by Gaitgate scandal 0
sydalg 05.02.14 1:02am
sydalg
Narcissists celebrate 10 years of showing off on facebook 1
Dumbnews 04.02.14 9:54pm
Wrenfoe
Bob Crowe’s valet sacked after mug of tea made incorrectly

“My career has gone down the tube and off the rails but I hope to be on the right track again soon” said Ambrose Muggins who, minutes later, landed another similar job with Arthur Scargill...

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farmer giles 04.02.14 9:53pm
Wrenfoe
KP sack. Nuts.

No more obvious ones soon please...

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Not Amused 04.02.14 9:52pm
Wrenfoe
Elton John "some of my best friends are post-communist dictators". More soon 1
Al OPecia 04.02.14 9:50pm
Wrenfoe
Greggs announce new superstores in Copeland and Doncaster 0
charlies_hat 04.02.14 9:25pm
charlies_hat
God breaks promise as he prepares to flood the earth once more.

Noah would be turning in his grave...

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carlosmanwelly 04.02.14 9:18pm
carlosmanwelly
Heston Blumenthal admits he gets all his recipe ideas from NekNomination 0
Ian Searle 04.02.14 8:20pm
Ian Searle
Dykes would create more floods in Somerset Levels claims Ukip councillor 3
roybland 04.02.14 8:07pm
Not Amused
Pet lobster market "set to explode" in Somerset. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.02.14 7:30pm
Al OPecia
Actors To Receive Some Attention At Last

Actors are finally to be given the recognition they deserve in a low key ceremony planned for this March. After years of toiling quietly, the public and movie producers have decided to reward these...

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Rowan van den Berg 04.02.14 7:09pm
Bigglesworth
Blue Screen of Death ruled out as new Microsoft boss

Despite being an integral part in the development of every Windows-based operating system, the Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) has not made the short list to succeed Steve Ballmer. Computer experts have...

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Wrenfoe 04.02.14 7:01pm
Wrenfoe
Grant Shapps removes face to reveal 'hellish demon' beneath.

Colleagues 'shocked, but not surprised'...

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Electrelane 04.02.14 7:01pm
Electrelane
Pot holes ‘worse than crack dens’ says drugs csar heroine dope 0
farmer giles 04.02.14 6:42pm
farmer giles
Balance of nature upset after man eats bowl of Special K

The delicate balance of nature among humans is under threat after a male member of the species ate a bowl of Special K. John Beale, a painter and decorator from Barnsley , engaged in the abnormal...

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David K 04.02.14 6:18pm
David K
Panic as Godzilla to start fracking in UK. 0
MADJEZ 04.02.14 5:58pm
MADJEZ
10 years of Facebook. Man knocks one out to swimsuit photo of girl from school.

More celebrations soon...

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MADJEZ 04.02.14 5:50pm
MADJEZ
Hospice 'smells of horse piss' 2
CulchaVulcha 04.02.14 5:25pm
FOAD
'I Know Some Gay People' Reveals Putin Amidst Vicious Homophobic Slurs

In an interview today President Putin addressed the Winter Olympics' most pressing issue by announcing that gay athletes and fans wold be welcome in Sotchi, as long as they ceased in their propaganda...

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Rowan van den Berg 04.02.14 5:17pm
Rowan van den Berg
Hokusai's 'Great Wave' Painting….

…Bit of a turnoff now in Somerset...

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Jesse Bigg 04.02.14 4:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Hunt Gone Missing Again...

Probably nosing around some hospital down south...

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Jesse Bigg 04.02.14 4:11pm
Jesse Bigg
Prince Charles cautioned against 'headless' talk 0
roybland 04.02.14 3:56pm
roybland