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Bramble as solid as ever in the box says Bruce 1
tedweasel 3 years

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Elton and Michael Jackson's Doctor collaborate on 'Mumbling in the Wind' project 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Family of late pacemaker inventor say "his heart will go on" 2
beau-jolly 3 years
Court denies family's bid to cull vegetative-state politician "M" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Newshit FM - Last With The News. 0
gremlins 3 years

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace [i]Jimmy Connors[/i] has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan...

Indian Sumner to be called Stingh 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Removes coat - gets it again...

Tory Glastonbury death classified as 'natural for a Tory' 0
simonjmr 3 years
Microsoft TV ad to feature re-recorded Genesis hit "Turn It Off and On Again". 0
seymour totti 3 years
Lion King Auction 1
witless 3 years

fails to make reserve...

Labour Party "deeply disappointed" as High Court disallows leader's demise. 0
Crapwerewolf 3 years
Saudi King lashes out at women drivers 0
witless 3 years

says - Arabian caravans too complicated for women to reverse...

Hague infiltrates Labour Conference masquerading as a schoolboy 0
witless 3 years

William Hague, masquerading as 16 year old schoolboy Wory Real, addressed the Labour conference and as usual, made the audience weep. In an excellent disguise (bright red wig borrowed from his ex...

Another Gordon Brown promise broken - "Boom" and "Bust" to both go back into OED 0
grottymonty 3 years

Boffins at the Department of Words have confirmed the shock re-admission of the two words Gordon Brown promised to see the end of now that they are well and truly back in common use., "The burly...

Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’ 0
Clarky 3 years

Shoppers were said to be shocked by the conventional appearance of actress Helena Bonham Carter and her film director partner Tim Burton in an Oxfordshire branch of Waitrose. ‘I was stunned,’...

‘I didn’t mean to kill him’ - Jacko's medic on Involuntary Manslaughter charge 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Rare crisps packets used by Gary Linekar in 1994 to be auctioned 1
simonjmr 3 years
Striking striker Carlos Tevez was 'on a break' 1
Screenie 3 years

It has been revealed that Carlos Tevez did not refuse to come off the bench against Bayern Munich in the Champions League yesterday, but was on his ten minutes every four hours break to which every...

Failure of drawing pin maker blamed on new tax 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Government urges NHS to minimise use of life prolonging drugs 0
spoole2112 3 years

If only it weren't true...

Saudi's ban on women drivers is another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad' 0
Screenie 3 years
General, plotting to overthrow government, gets the putsch 0
greg various 3 years
Unsuccessful stalker blames fast buck culture 3
beau-jolly 3 years
Man invents paper that wont cut for the office 0
gaijintendo 3 years

and military grade cover-sheets for tactical warfare...

John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John called on for Greece re-make. 0
RJWinter 3 years
Saudi Woman Lashed in Drink Drive Shock 0
medici2471 3 years
Workers in flooded ruler factory saved by raft of measures 23
Des Custard 3 years
Coldplay ‘only partly responsible’ says coroner 2
Gerontius 3 years

A coroner who passed a verdict of ‘hmmm not really sure’ on a man who died while attending an outdoor festival in Somerset concluded that the death could not be put down ‘solely to Coldplay’s...

BAE staff unions beg Government to start another war now "Lives depend on it!" 2
dvo4fun 3 years
God says Hi-de-Hi to David Croft. 3
Mrblacker 3 years

More too soon...

Man who shot himself 'killed himself' finds lengthy inquiry 3
SpankyMonkey 3 years