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Tesco in-store cafe offers diners Filly Mignon...

I can probably keep this up for ever...

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deskpilot3 10.02.13 11:25am
Squudge
Horse jokes same quality as the products concerned 0
Lens Cap 10.02.13 10:54am
Lens Cap
Aldi checkout queue found to contain 100% turkeys 0
Drylaw 10.02.13 10:31am
Drylaw
RSPCA Advice: "Equine Prime Ministers.......

.should be put down."...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.13 9:52am
Jesse Bigg
Princes tinned tuna contains traces of Osama Bin Laden

Twin packs expected to rise to £9.11....

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Dick Everyman 10.02.13 9:47am
Dick Everyman
Cameron's Speech At Recent Euro Meeting....

Found to be a load of horse sh..t...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.13 9:31am
Jesse Bigg
Donkey Found In Stew At No. 10..... 0
Jesse Bigg 10.02.13 9:22am
Jesse Bigg
Donkey races

Ladbrokes the national Bookmaker Chain is the latest company to fall victim in the tainted good’s scandal. An anonymous group of semi-addicted gamblers have setup a Facebook page to publicly air...

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edoode 10.02.13 8:44am
edoode
Dateline London 09 Feb 2013.

Following today’s hastily convened meeting of the government ‘Food Standards Agency’ (FSA) with the heads of Meat Retailers and Suppliers. Environment Secretary Tommy Scruttock released a...

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edoode 10.02.13 8:12am
edoode
Aintree Tesco's announce profits warning 0
Ironduke 10.02.13 2:36am
Ironduke
Security beefed-up at Melton Mowbray Stud farms 0
Trini 10.02.13 12:44am
Trini
Romanian Chariot Racing championships cancelled 0
Trini 10.02.13 12:21am
Trini
DEFRA announce Findus to sponsor badger cull

Protesters Hoarse...

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Trini 10.02.13 12:11am
Trini
Straight men refuse to get married to girlfriends for fear of being called "gay" 0
quango 10.02.13 12:08am
quango
Chinese fury as Year of the Snake found to contain 29% horsemeat 0
custard cream 09.02.13 11:32pm
custard cream
Findus named as new sponsor for Grand National.

But not furlong?...

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Al McHogan 09.02.13 11:17pm
Al McHogan
Mafia may be behind Horsemeat scandal : "Fingers in many pies" 0
Drylaw 09.02.13 11:06pm
Drylaw
Team Findus win Horse of the Year Show 0
Iscariot 09.02.13 11:04pm
Iscariot
Findus sofas found to be 100% horse hair.

I'm thinking of turning vegetarian. Still, you've got to laugh,...

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deskpilot3 09.02.13 10:18pm
deskpilot3
Daily Mirror goes over the top because cream crackers don't contain cream.

And don't taste good with horse...

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deskpilot3 09.02.13 10:16pm
deskpilot3
Lidl Lasagna found to contain 80% donkey meat 0
Scronnyglonkle 09.02.13 8:45pm
Scronnyglonkle
Horse meat latest: vegetarians' smugness at 98%

The smugness levels of Britain's vegetarians have reached unprecedented levels. "I'm routinely pleased with myself.", said one veggie, "But now I'm absolutely [i]delighted[/i]."...

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apepper 09.02.13 8:09pm
apepper
Horse-mince scandal. Gay equines hit back. 1
MADJEZ 09.02.13 7:34pm
sillybugger
Teen adopting a stoical approach to Valentine's Day

Scunthorpe teen Tracey Gray (16) says she's adopting a stoical attitude to Valentine's Day as the only way to cope with the deluge of endearments and gifts she routinely expects on that day. 'People...

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roybland 09.02.13 5:25pm
Paddy Berzinski
Unilever launch new 'I Can't Believe It's Not Beef' range 0
Squudge 09.02.13 4:59pm
Squudge
Victor Meldrew in ads for Tesco's new "I Don't Believe It" range of tinned stews 2
Drylaw 09.02.13 4:58pm
Squudge
Court news: Aggressive defence now allowed "Only when defendant isn't guilty"

more later...

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dvo4fun 09.02.13 4:57pm
Squudge
Findus releases new range of horsemeat TV dinners

Findus Foods have decided to make lemonade with their lemons by announcing a new range of horse-meat based TV dinners including Crispy Shergar burgers, Black Bess Ratatouille, Red Rum Au Vin and...

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AReader 09.02.13 4:56pm
Squudge
TV first as ‘Last time’ and ‘Next time’ fill entire episode

TV history was made last night when the middle episode of a three part drama contained no new footage at all, but consisted entirely of a summary of the story so far and what was going to happen next...

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Des Custard 09.02.13 4:53pm
Squudge
Housing benefits officer injured in town hall tumbleweed incident

A housing benefits officer is recovering in hospital after being hit by a large piece of tumbleweed. Bill Slater, who works for Birmingham City Council, had gone to work as usual on Wednesday...

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Dick Everyman 09.02.13 4:52pm
Squudge