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Curious schoolboy asks mother: "Why do oysters look like vaginas?" 1
hughesroland 3 years
Wikipedia blackout forces hundreds of journalists to phone-in sick 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oil discovered in Mitt Romney, armed forces despatched to secure the area. 0
simonjmr 3 years
Police investigate RAM raid at computer chip factory. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

"We're running out of memory" says spokesman...

After watching Stargazing Live, BNP bans members from 'entering black holes' 0
Perks 3 years
Nick Griffin to black up for 24 hours in protest at US anti-piracy laws 0
Skylarking 3 years

More soon mammy...

Armed forces redundancies error sees next-of-kin informed first 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Little support for another Boris Johnson 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lib Dems back joint enterprise reforms 0
roybland 3 years
Sherlock's death just a trick of the camera, claims ITV 0
Griffin 3 years
Scrap dealers urged to be vigilant after thieves target Vince Cable 2
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon (has this been done before?)...

Post apocalypse goes missing in sorting office 2
ronseal 3 years

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have spent another frustrating day on the phone line to the Royal Mail, as they seek compensation for their lost in the post apocalypse. "It's so bloody...

Hitting rocks off Giglio Porto 'not as good' as hitting an Atlantic iceberg 0
roybland 3 years

The wrecking of the cruise ship Concordia cannot be compared to the sinking of the Titanic according to people who might want to make a blockbuster film about the disaster. 'It's just not in the...

Geek reports ant infestation of keyboard now under CTRL 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

(slightly plagiarised from Failbook but worth posting)...

Cameron swings... 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

Behind plans for a new, privately funded royal yacht, national newspaper reported "David Cameron has swung". Clegg apparently to steer the ship as search for replacement commences...

Wonga.com to launch Badgerbaiting.co.uk 2
brieosh1 3 years

Spurred on by, successfully, turning the illegal activity of “loan-sharking” into a legitimate website, Wonga.com plan to add to their portfolio with the introduction of Badgerbaiting.co.uk....

Iain Duncan-Smith: “Where is MY film?” 0
brieosh1 3 years
Italians to Queen: You want a yacht? Come and get it. 0
wwwiz 3 years

Needs to be pulled off the rocks but it's a fixer-upper...

Local man to sue Labour leader for “deformation of character” 0
brieosh1 3 years

Leeds labourer, Ed Miliband, is sick of the cruel jibes he receives for sharing a name with political lightweight, Ed Balls. He takes greater issue with Labour leader, Ed Miliband, as they share two...

“You couldn’t make it: ‘Up’” – Richard Littlejohn. 0
brieosh1 3 years

Daily Mail “columnist”, Richard Littlejohn, was completely gob-smacked today after finally getting around to watching “Up”, the Disney/Pixar feature film. In his continuing battle separating...

Dyslexic finally sees 'Phil Collins ...Hits' for what it really is 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Awkward return to status quo as UK comes to terms with mass faked death failure 17
Golgo13 3 years

Millions of Britons were left rolling their eyes and shrugging to each other today as it became clear that they had all chosen the same day to fake their own deaths. Whether they were escaping...

NUS request nationwide coursework extension during Wednesdays Wikipedia blackout 5
button 3 years
Coalition falls foul as "satisfactory" rating changed to "requires improvement" 0
simonjmr 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron said: "This is not some small bureaucratic change. It marks a massive shift in attitude. I don't want the word 'satisfactory' to exist in any of our systems. 'Just good...

When J Edgar Met J Arthur – new bio-pic angers UK and US critics. 4
nickb 3 years

One was an American crime busting superhero, synonymous with clean living and domestic suction. The other was a British movie mogul and heir to a flour milling empire, who became known to millions...

Scouse thieves target film sound-track. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Charities Urge Support For Parents of Eerie Children 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Miliband takes McCluskey to employment tribunal for constructive dismissal 3
cinquecento 3 years
80's Band Devo surprised by sudden revival in Scotland. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

Whip it good!...

Nine Out Of Ten Pipe-Smoking Sex Therapists........ 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Prefer a good shag...