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|New Windows 8 to taste of three Flavours "Despair, Bitter Defeat & Despondency"||0||
|Big Jump In Postage Stamps? Have No Fear....||0||
||Jesse Bigg||3 years|
.As pigeon fanciers set up their "Pigeon Splat" service., One in the eye of the Post Office, no doubt...
|Oh go on then, since it's actress and bishop day...||2||
One from ages ago http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/board/84/32//Actress-Marries-Bishop.html...
|Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop||11||
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop, In a disappointing move for double entendre lovers everywhere, the Actress has confirmed she has split from the Bishop. Its though to be a 'big blow'...
|John Bishop denies lurid conversation with Actress||0||
|Robin Gibb Stayin' Alive for the time being. More soon.||0||
|British Library to put £9 million gospel in ‘Fiction’ section||0||
||Duncan Biscuit||3 years|
|Men seek urgent reassurance a stroke and a few tugs won’t turn them gay||0||
||Duncan Biscuit||3 years|
|"I had a stroke and woke up beautiful" claims Samantha Brick||0||
|100th birthday telegrams from the Queen to be axed due to cost of stamps||1||
Buckingham Palace has announced today that the Queen will no longer be sending the traditional birthday greetings to those who reach their centenary birthday, due to the Royal Mail's planned rise in...
|Breivik a right-wing nutwho posted vile abuse on the internet, says Daily Mail||0||
|Prostate prognosis improves if wife is a high-pitched harridan||0||
|Prostate trial collapses and establishes impotent precedent||0||
|Stroke victim rugby player discovers he's straight||0||
|Government announce fracking to recommence under Blackpool||0||
and all future Tory Party conferences will be held in Brighton...
|Carjacker admits to ignoring Baby On Board stickers||3||
||Gary Stanton||3 years|
A carjacker who left a Peugeot 306 containing two toddlers smouldering in a ditch has admitted that the Baby on Board stickers failed to have much of an impact on his decision-making process. The...
|Gods “unworried” by imminent Greek-led collapse of civilisation.||7||
The mood on Olympus was relaxed – if not amused - by the likelihood that the country that brought humanity civilisation may now be responsible for causing its demise. In a short interview,...
|Man kidnapped by avant-garde composer exhibits signs of Stockhausen syndrome||1||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Couple succeed in using week off to book next holiday||4||
||Des Custard||3 years|
Chantelle and Stuart Sanders, 26 and 31, of Carshalton, say they are ecstatic after managing to book their next holiday during a week off work. They spent the first weekend of their break...
|Pippa Middleton avoids gun rap as front-on ID parade inconclusive||0||
French police have announced that no charges will be laid against Pippa Middleton as a result of a weekend gun incident in Paris as none of the many witnesses got a clear view of her famous rear....
|Will change of fracking policy by Government mean less fracking problems?||0||
The Government have announced proposed changes to legislation concerning fracking. The need for this legislation has been driven by environmental concerns., Sometimes fracking can can be so noisy...
|Technology not needed to show footballers' pay crossing the line.||0||
|Wallowing in nostalgia not what it used to be claims BBC documentary||0||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|Documentary reveals Titanic sunk by Italian captain waving to friend on iceburg||0||
|Seattle chemist finally receives consignment of sleeping tablets. More soon.||0||
|Muamba leaves hospital on a free transfer. More soon.||0||
|Para-Grand National fails to produce a winner||4||
||Zadok the second||3 years|
The equestrian equivalent of the Paralympics has once again failed to return a winner, according to an Aintree spokesperson. The race, which is open to any horses who have died or broken their legs...
|Trees in Rainforests to be felled in cute shapes, so it looks better from Space||3||
The South American trade association that represents the many lumber and farming companies in the Amazon rainforest have launched a new initiative to improve their public image., SADIST (South...
|Drought Minister advises: 'Dump petrol from jerrycans and fill with water'||2||
|Mensa introduce Minsa in bid to attract highly intelligent homosexuals||0||
||Haywood Manley||3 years|
Hat tip to [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41618]Yikes[/url] for the inspiration...
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