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500lb gorilla, elephant in same room; cause catastrophic "double awkwardness" 3
pthr 3 years

A 40th birthday party was thrown into disarray last night by a truly mortifying conjunction of animals. "It was pretty grim," our source told us. "It was bad enough with just the gorilla, but when...

New study reveals extinction of the selfless act 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A study carried out by Psychology Professor Brian Martin at the university of Manchester has confirmed the extinction of the so-called ‘selfless act’. Having been thought to be in decline for a...

Fukishima nuclear disastor downgraded to serious 0
Dumbnews 3 years
French jockey wary of Parisan road tunnels if he wants to reach 20. 1
simonjmr 3 years
Entrepreneur reinvents idea in more glamorous way to appeal to Malcolm Gladwell 0
Dumbnews 3 years
IPO valuation for website that actually makes money expected to reach infinity 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sad irony as Andrew Gold "Slips Away". 0
seymour totti 3 years
We were avoiding lettuce, cucumbers and tomatoes anyway, say Scots 7
Oxbridge 3 years
England football team found to be source of E-Coli outbreak 0
RichT 3 years

England’s football team we today found to be the source of the Europe-wide E-Coli epidemic which has caused 12 deaths and hundreds of hospitalizations. "We always had a suspicion it could be down...

He should have gone to specsavers 0
4ty2 3 years

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Over here, on me head son, Rooney tells Harley Street Trichologist 2
ronseal 3 years
Ryan Biggs to be promoted to GBE 0
4ty2 3 years

as OBE sounds like he selflessly fornicating under the command/consent of the king according to the order's motto "For God and the Empire". Like in any structure were one can move through the ranks...

Bean Sprout latest: Daily Mail calls for embargo on all Belgian produce 0
pinxit 3 years
Facebook add new relationship status option : Shagging Ryan Giggs 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Nadal to have robotic implants in attempt to emulate Borg 0
simonjmr 3 years
Heartbroken "Made in Chelsea" stars "had no idea they were fake." 0
SingingHinny 3 years
"This is Essex" stars have "no idea where they are." 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Veggie drug addict goes cold tofu 1
Trickster 3 years
“My 3-year-old could’ve done that” claims man at 4-year-old artist’s exhibition 3
Qoxiivi 3 years

More soon Variation on other possible ticker. Prefer the idea of the other one but this one's a little tighter...

Bean sprout thieves on the run, say police 1
Ostsee 3 years
Meadow granted restraining order against Countryphile 2
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Poor German hygiene may be linked to e-coli outbreak 0
simonjmr 3 years
BNP to deploy specially developed strain of racist pigeons in Trafalgar Square. 0
simonjmr 3 years
A snitch doing time saves 9 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
Hospital forced to retweet after experiment with social media backfires 8
OllieP 3 years

A leading hospital has landed itself in hot water this week after attempts to "get with it" saw a string of highly inappropriate tweets being published on the American-based social media giant. The...

Harry 'devastated' after Prince Philip beats him to Pippa Middleton 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Lightning Strikes to trigger Cable measures 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

more to follow...

Campaigners attack sexualisation of foetuses 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Children’s rights campaigners are lobbying European governments and health organisations to halt the sexualisation of foetuses by practises such as the “insensitive and intrusive” use of...

Rapeseed oil suppliers slam Ken Baker for suggesting there are other oils 0
virtuallywill 3 years

later more...

Cable stung by reporters posing as GMB conference delegates 0
roybland 3 years

Daily Telegraph reporters posing as GMB conference delegates have stung Business Secretary Vince Cable. In December 2010, Daily Telegraph reporters posing as his constituents fooled Cable into...