Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Fearful Dr Who Complains Of Tweets From Daleks 'Threatening To Exterminate Him'

Boss of Twitter apologises for any distress caused and states that the Twitter accounts of any Daleks who make 'abusive or threatening' posts will be closed. However as a precaution, all the servers...

2
Titus 04.08.13 7:57pm
Titus
Dr Who the *?!$!!! announced as replacement to Matt Smith 0
custard cream 04.08.13 7:25pm
custard cream
Trolls versus ‘celebrities’ war of words – a special report

Most ‘celebrities’ say trolls are pathetic mild-mannered misogynist men with no friends and tiny penises, despite there being no conclusive evidence this is even a small percentage of the case....

1
farmer giles 04.08.13 7:04pm
Titus
Doctor Who selection branded a sham as Daleks denied vote.

Lack of ramps and narrow doors. voting booths too narrow. Could not pick up pencil with sucker attachment. Resulted in most ballot papers burnt by careless attempts to laser a cross in them....

4
miked10270 04.08.13 6:57pm
Titus
Bishop's apology plagiarized

The Bishop of Aberdeen has been plunged in further controversy following his admission that the Catholic Church was guilty of child abuse. Unbeknownst to the gathered press, Hugh Gilbert's statement...

0
Wrenfoe 04.08.13 6:53pm
Wrenfoe
Yoko Ono tells Egypt to 'give peace a chance'

Yoko Ono jetted into Cairo yesterday to bring peace to the beleaguered city. On arrival she was whisked to the Four Seasons hotel and immediately climbed into bed in the Royal Suite, where she...

0
Scarlett productions 04.08.13 6:16pm
Scarlett productions
Welsh insurance rep retires after 50 years as Dai to Dai salesman. 1
Al OPecia 04.08.13 4:59pm
Titus
Cameron pledges to legalise revenge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.08.13 1:42pm
Al OPecia
Derren Brown reveals economic recovery as elaborate hoax to be broadcast on Ch 4 1
Al OPecia 04.08.13 1:41pm
Titus
Pickles to receive knighthood for "Services to Backs of Envelopes" 1
Drylaw 04.08.13 1:40pm
Al OPecia
. 0
Rizzo 04.08.13 1:24pm
Rizzo
Most Twitter members like the attention of trolls & bomb threats.

More self important messages in 140 characters soon...

0
MADJEZ 04.08.13 12:22pm
MADJEZ
Minister reminds traders “in illegal immigrant areas” about shop glass fragility

“If some of our “go home illegal immigrants” vans were to accidentally reverse into the windows of a few shops typically frequented by illegal immigrants, things could escalate with...

0
nickb 04.08.13 10:52am
nickb
Misogynists inadvertently endorse #twittersilence

The online campaign, on the 4th of August, to combat abusive tweets has received support from an unexpected area. Figures released from the networking service, show the vast majority of...

0
Wrenfoe 04.08.13 9:55am
Wrenfoe
Obama stragetist advises Cameron to “black up” for 2015 election

David Cameron should become black for the 2015 elections. That's the advice of his new strategist, Jim Messina, widely held to be responsible for President Obama’s success in two US elections....

4
nickb 04.08.13 9:44am
Squudge
US Delight that Jail Breakouts Will Increase Number Of Potential Drone Targets 0
Titus 04.08.13 8:54am
Titus
Protests About Choice Of New Doctor Who

While an international corps of dedicated news media are camped at the roadside opposite the front door of the studio and the world waits with bated breath for an announcement confirming the arrival...

0
Titus 04.08.13 7:56am
Titus
Dr Who Anniversary Overshadowed By Inquiry

Beloved television icon Dr Who, just months shy of its 50th anniversary, has been rocked by a series of allegations, ranging from claims that he is not actually a medical doctor, to concerns about a...

0
Textbook 04.08.13 3:14am
Textbook
Newcastle yachtsman practices on pond: Geordie sails inshore 0
Smart Alex 03.08.13 8:42pm
Smart Alex
US security alert level raised to "Squeaky Bum time" 0
Zen 03.08.13 7:02pm
Zen
Ellen DeGeneres used to execute prisoners

In response to a shortage of the drug, pentobarbital, the state of Texas has decided to employ [i]live[/i] footage of the 86th Academy Awards to euthanize Death Row inmates. A Department of Criminal...

0
Wrenfoe 03.08.13 3:19pm
Wrenfoe
One in five drivers have "driven angrily under the influence of the Daily Mail"

. More soon...

6
Al OPecia 03.08.13 3:13pm
Wrenfoe
Twitter accused of sexism after abused women asked to talk to Mr Wang...

They could have got someone other than the boss to pass on the message. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69096000/jpg/_69096386_tonywang.jpg I'll get my coat....

1
MADJEZ 03.08.13 1:48pm
Wrenfoe
Learn while you sleep! Full details in snore.

Neat-o for Goodness sake!...

0
beau-jolly 03.08.13 1:26pm
beau-jolly
Jane Austen Ring Seeks Asylum In Moscow 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 03.08.13 1:08pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Ferrero Roche shares plummet as embassies close worldwide 3
topfotogmw 03.08.13 1:07pm
Arthur
Katie Hopkins unveiled as the "Tories' Doreen Lawrence"

Not to be outdone by their Labour counterparts, Tory HQ has announced they will be offering a peerage to the ex-Reality TV star. David Cameron insisted that the Conservatives needed to find their own...

1
Wrenfoe 03.08.13 1:04pm
Al OPecia
Art world excited by opening of the National Selfie Gallery. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.13 12:53pm
dominic_mcg
Police to enforce "Shut It You Slag" notices on Twitter abusers. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 03.08.13 11:37am
Al OPecia
Newsbiscuit author "AReader" reveals new role as "Dr. WhoCares?"

"Bring back Tom Baker" says grumpy old sod...

0
AReader 03.08.13 8:54am
AReader