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Benitez Criticizes Decision To Hire Him

The decision to appoint Rafa Benitez as Chelsea manager has been slammed by Chelsea manager Rafa Benitez 'anyone who looked at my track record should have seen how disastrous this choice would turn...

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Hooch 01.03.13 1:27am
Hooch
Ant and Dec Named as Pope

It came as no surprise that Ant and Dec were today named as the new Pope. The one on the left said, “it was the next natural step for us, given that we are already more famous than God”. The...

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Vicky Stewarts 01.03.13 1:19am
Titus
Savile Row for Name Change?

In a sign of the continuing fall-out from the Jimmy Savile scandal, a change of name for London’s Savile Row is being mooted. Clive Macintosh, chair of the trade association Savile Manufactories...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 01.03.13 12:13am
Squudge
Tescos CEO defends horse extract found in Momentum petrol

In a recent statement, Tescos CEO Brian E Littlehelps staunchly defended the recent finding of horse extract in the upmarket petrol brand Momentum. Down-to-earth Brian is quoted as saying “I always...

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bumtrinket 28.02.13 11:33pm
bumtrinket
Pilgrim finally returns shoes to Dorothy 0
Iscariot 28.02.13 11:15pm
Iscariot
Societal Norms to blame for all evils

The public today reacted with astonishment after RBS boss Stephen Hester defensively declared "I don't set my pay" and went on to disclose that obscene bonuses awarded to bankers were due to a...

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Squudge 28.02.13 10:58pm
Squudge
Vatican bank launches new Papal system for easier online collections 6
charlies_hat 28.02.13 10:45pm
Idiot
Headline overuses exclamation mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2
Rizla 28.02.13 10:35pm
shaggy
Pornstar's Sexual Harassment Claims.

A hot topic for several decades now, the issue of "inappropriate touching" in the workplace is a divisive issue. Broadly speaking, the two main perspectives can best be defined as "how I see it" and...

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Rizla 28.02.13 10:32pm
shaggy
Mobile phone technology set to revolutionise things we already do quite easily

One of the biggest launches at this year’s Mobile World Congress in Barcelona is the I-open; an app which allows you to open your front door by just twisting your phone as if it was a door handle....

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Actual Size 28.02.13 10:31pm
Mr Target
Sordid life of Lib Dem women who trade sex for speeding points 3
sydalg 28.02.13 10:31pm
shaggy
Iggy Pope...

Well he is old enough now...

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MADJEZ 28.02.13 10:30pm
shaggy
Pope goes. The weasel 1
nickb 28.02.13 10:29pm
shaggy
Mars a marathon trip, with excellent views of Galaxy and Milky Way

snickers billionaire. <hat tip to Nickb - and apologies to everyone else>...

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Squudge 28.02.13 10:08pm
Squudge
Couple wanted for Mars trip - must be willing to stop and ask for directions.. 0
misterjingles 28.02.13 9:54pm
misterjingles
Benedict XVI transferred to Castel Gandolfo detention camp

The ongoing coup d'etat in The Vatican has taken has taken an unexpected turn as Benedict XVI, once the Holy See's leader and now its highest-profile political prisoner, has been transferred to the...

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GordonChen 28.02.13 9:28pm
GordonChen
Smoking ban causes Papal election crisis

The election of the next Pope has been thrown into doubt because of the ban on smoking in public buildings. "Petty European laws are discrimination against the Catholic church.", complained one...

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apepper 28.02.13 9:05pm
apepper
Demolition workers on Saville Penthouse to recieve comemerative badges 6
Scronnyglonkle 28.02.13 8:58pm
shaggy
Holy Fathers for Justice demand right for Popes to retain access to children 1
shaggy 28.02.13 8:23pm
Titus
Cardinals to vote on new God

Cardinals of the Catholic Church are in a hurry to ensure the election process is complete before Easter. However, in a twist from tradition, those involved – Cardinals under 80 years of age –...

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brieosh1 28.02.13 8:20pm
Titus
French snail farm last outlet not tainted by horsemeat scandal 0
sydalg 28.02.13 7:52pm
sydalg
Charles buys mars trip for parents' anniversary

more usurpation soon...

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Not Amused 28.02.13 7:52pm
Squudge
Apple launches new gadget aimed at orphaned muslim children - the Imam 1
shaggy 28.02.13 7:52pm
shaggy
Is sin really wrong? asks Church of England bishop 0
shaggy 28.02.13 6:55pm
shaggy
Riot police to disperse crowds with endless blasting of Justin Bieber 0
Dumbnews 28.02.13 6:09pm
Dumbnews
Ageing sex worker to take clients' penalty points instead of being whipped

In her cosy Kilburn apartment, Darina Poole shakes her head sadly as she watches the Chris Huhne case unfold on Sky News. “If only he'd come to me”, she says. For 51-year-old Darina, known...

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sydalg 28.02.13 5:43pm
sydalg
PepsiCo deny claims that Aquafina was 'watered down' with Budweiser 0
SteveCut 28.02.13 3:13pm
SteveCut
Cheggars Plays Pope as interim successor announced. 0
MADJEZ 28.02.13 2:12pm
MADJEZ
Pope ? Nope !

Less is more soon...

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MADJEZ 28.02.13 2:10pm
MADJEZ
This post has not been removed by the moderator

I just need the attention. Please...

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AReader 28.02.13 2:10pm
scribbler