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One Line Only 23.01.13 10:29pm
deskpilot3
Date Set for Britain-on-the-Wold Village Raffle

From the Britain-on-the-Wold parish newsletter: Parish council leader David Cameron has announced that the residents of the village of Britain-on-the-Wold will be given a chance to enter a raffle in...

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SJM 23.01.13 10:24pm
SJM
Ball-boy kick dismissed as "occupational hazard"

Hazard also dismissed...

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The Last Detail 23.01.13 10:21pm
The Last Detail
Ball boy buried in garden of Eden 0
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:06pm
One Line Only
League Cup Semi Final Result: Chelsea 1(child assaulted) Swansea 0 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:55pm
custard cream
Rejected reality TV contestants rescued from sack in river Thames

A London man was shocked last night when he pulled a writhing sack out of the river Thames and discovered that it contained a collection of half-drowned, almost-forgotten reality TV stars. Ian...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.01.13 9:45pm
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Tarpaulin manufacturer in frightening production line accident sheets himself. 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:44pm
SJM
Cameron and Clegg launch matching swimwear range: "We're All In This Together" 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:37pm
SJM
‘Now give us an in/out vote on the UK’, demands Middle England

Buoyed by the opportunity to make a knee-jerk exit from EU membership, voters in England are calling for the right to leave other well-established clubs that they’ve never had much interest in....

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23.01.13 9:37pm
Ironduke
Eating lunch at your desk bad for your keyboard, survey finds 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:35pm
custard cream
Microwave salesman resigns after just 90 seconds. 3
SJM 23.01.13 9:29pm
SJM
Hokey Cokey party demands 'shake it all about' option for in/out referendum

And that's what it's all about. I've run out of meds. Apologies...

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DustyBinLaden 23.01.13 9:18pm
DustyBinLaden
Drugs advisers rule out ban on Khat, saying "I love you you're my bessht mate" 0
exigo 23.01.13 6:14pm
exigo
Rubbish 3
Gerontius 23.01.13 5:20pm
Gerontius
White House deny lip-synch accusation

A leading White House representative has denied accusations that President Obama lip-synched his way through the entire eight minutes of his inauguration speech at the weekend., President Obama was...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 4:52pm
Gerontius
Rogue beekeeper arrested in police sting operation 1
AReader 23.01.13 4:32pm
Tess Goes
Armstrong of the Law in doping scandal

Doesn't quite work but there has to be a pun in there somewhere...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 3:37pm
Gerontius
BBC 'scraping the bottom' by commissioning a series of 'Call the Proctologist '. 4
Ian Searle 23.01.13 3:13pm
medici2471
Village People to sue Mo Farah over ‘Mobot’ celebration.

Double Olympic gold-medallist Mo Farah found himself facing plagiarism charges today as 1970s disco act, The Village People, announced they were planning to sue over Farah’s popular ‘Mobot’...

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JD 23.01.13 2:37pm
JD
Gordon Sumner arrested in Police sting operation. 0
bonjonelson 23.01.13 1:50pm
bonjonelson
Lib Dems to campaign for third question in EU referendum

"Neither in nor out, but somewhere in between"...

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AReader 23.01.13 1:37pm
AReader
Prince William jealous of Harry

Wishes he could run around hotels naked, but "her indoors" won't let him...

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gwalker2805 23.01.13 1:24pm
Lens Cap
Claire Balding Denies “Channelling the Spirit of Princess Di”

Sporting the late Lady Diana’s “flock of seagulls” hairstyle, eye make-up and easy manner, Claire Balding has edged her way into the hearts of a nation through her excellent presentation of the...

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brieosh1 23.01.13 12:45pm
FlashArry
EU Referendum ballot paper

IN. ▚ OUT. ▚ SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. ▚...

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Lens Cap 23.01.13 12:07pm
Lens Cap
Cameron offers EU vote "assuming we're going to lose the election"

Prime minister David Cameron has announced that the UK will be "given a referendum on membership of the EU if the Conservatives win the next election; like that's going to happen." He explained,...

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apepper 23.01.13 10:51am
apepper
NRA in 'Royal Patronage' talks 1
Dick Everyman 23.01.13 10:47am
Boutros
Cameron to offer a "Shake it all about" referendum

That's what its all about...

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Rootin Tootin 23.01.13 10:45am
Rootin Tootin
Cameron promises referendum on invading Europe

‘I suggest we start with Poland as a warm-up and then onto Holland, Belgium, and France’ said David Cameron in a Brussels speech not aimed in any way at UKIP supporters. ‘It goes without...

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Yikes 23.01.13 10:44am
Yikes
Policeman tells castrated burglar ‘you’re nicked’ 0
Yikes 23.01.13 9:48am
Yikes
Prince Harry had three confirmed ‘kills’ in Vegas

Prince Harry has admitted in an interview that his training as an Apache helicopter pilot and gunner was invaluable when it came to disposing of three dead hookers in Las Vegas. Discussing the many...

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Darkbill 2.0 23.01.13 9:28am
Dick Everyman