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New Orleans not looking forward to rumoured return of Katrina & The Waves

Obscure or what?...

Al McHogan 28.08.12 9:27pm
Virgin warns 'First running west coast main line can 'only improve services''

In a dispute that has now been handed over to the courts, Virgin Trains have said the awarding of the west coast main line to First Great Western opens the real threat of improvements to services. As...

Perks 29.08.12 5:18pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
"Build another runway, if your hard enough!" Yeo goads Cameron

Timothy Yeo goaded to David Cameron saying "build another runway if your hard enough", going on to add weight to the depth of his political arguement by adding, "show us if you are a man or a mouse...

Ian 28.08.12 8:03pm
Panto Season: Yeo, Mensch & Dorries Land Plum Roles 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 28.08.12 7:43pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Assisted suicide story demands right to die peacefully

And not to be resuscitated by editors desperate to fill space...

Ian Searle 28.08.12 4:27pm
Ian Searle
Gruffalo sighted in Essex 2
Ian Searle 28.08.12 10:40pm
Mystery 99% loading delay solved, say Microsoft.

Microsoft have finally gotten to the bottom of why the last 1% of any software installation takes as long as the other 99%. It was due to a 'feature' in the original Windows. In the early days, no...

Boutros 28.08.12 4:01pm
Doctor advises women to rehydrate every 10 minutes

A leading doctor is urgently advising all 'women about town' to take water on board every ten minutes. In a shocking report, women who regularly use public transport are now told they'll rapidly...

28.08.12 10:57pm
British Army to disband Royal Milk Tray Corps

"They have served no meaningful purpose since the Cold War, in the mid-eighties. We simply can't justify having a decadent regiment in the current political and financial climate." The army will now...

gaijintendo 29.08.12 2:07pm
Spotted lion 'probably leopard' say experts 0
Midnight Dreary 28.08.12 1:32pm
Midnight Dreary
Cameron orders Larry the No. 10 tabby to be put to sleep

(One for Jesse)...

Lucy4 28.08.12 12:52pm
Ryanair announce turd runway at Knock airport 0
charlies_hat 28.08.12 12:34pm
PM still opposed to third runway, but "happy with fourth one"

David Cameron has denied suggestions of a U-turn on transport policy; "I said before the election that there would be no third runway at Heathrow and I stand by that. However, a fourth runway is a...

apepper 28.08.12 1:18pm
Cannabis users deny claims of IQ loss

"It's, like, not, er, you know, false, er true."...

apepper 28.08.12 12:26pm
Holistic healers amazed as new natural ingredient actually does something

Herbal medicine creators and homeopaths were today said to be “very excited” at the reports of a new natural ingredient with proven painkilling properties. Derived from the coco plant, the white...

kimllfixit 28.08.12 12:06pm
Martians threaten invasion if NASA goes ahead with planned Will I.Am broadcast 0
Mark66 28.08.12 12:03pm
Clacton's Wizard of Oz panto gets unexpected publicity over the weekend

After the actor playing the cowardly lion is seen wandering the streets in costume. More soon...

simonjmr 28.08.12 11:19am
Search for intelligent Essex Policemen called off..

..entire force currently looking for a jabberwocky outside Romford...

RickH 28.08.12 10:01am
Yahoo CEO to be deported after inserting his search toolbar without permission

(yes, I know, I should have unticked a box somewhere. I was still asleep) More soon...

Hurrumph 28.08.12 9:24am
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Squudge 28.08.12 9:21am
Research finds that smoking weed can make you ‘err..... stuff’

A team of researchers in New Zealand have conducted a study into the effects of smoking cannabis at a young age, and concluded that ‘Smoking weed while your brain is still developing can make you,...

Vertically Challenged Giant 28.08.12 8:53am
The All New Jeni B
Poorer Indian women advised to keep a painting of their vagina in the attic

charlies_hat 31.08.12 6:25pm
Young bees "embarrassed" by older bees dancing. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 28.08.12 7:47am
Annual Taliban dinner dance fundraiser postponed. 0
Maverick 28.08.12 3:21am
Philip in the pink

So nice to see (HRH) Philip looking well again,

Squudge 27.08.12 10:07pm
First Michael Jackson. Now Neil Armstrong.Are Moonwalkers cursed, asks Daily Ma 3
ronseal 28.08.12 11:05am
Stats show number of 5* subs has dipped for first time in Newsbiscuit history 0
charlies_hat 27.08.12 6:57pm
Essex police call off search for unicorn after concluding photo was of a goat

Police in Essex investigating reports of a unicorn being spotted in a field have called off the search and admitted that the photo they had received as evidence was ‘almost certainly a goat’....

Vertically Challenged Giant 30.08.12 11:22am
The All New Jeni B
Rogue Essex Girl Sparks Terror Among Locals In Kenya

Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Terrified Masai tribespeople were today taking emergency shelter following the sighting of what appeared to be a rogue Essex girl, lurking in the undergrowth, deep in...

Martin Shuttlecock 28.08.12 9:08pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Splinter group demands tax breaks on tweezers 0
nickb 27.08.12 5:38pm