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Rothbury Latest: Police deploy Pointless Speculation Response Unit. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 2 years
Cheryl Cole feels great now but admits does NOT like being bitten by annoying 0
arrghgarry 2 years

little insects and that`s why she got divorced...
Advert: Something to protect? Get a Celebrity Burlgar Alarm 1
Mrblacker 2 years

In the world of oneupmanship, nothing is as ostentatious as having a celebrity burglar alarm. Not only does it indicate you have property worth [s]stealing[/s] protecting, it also shows everybody...
Zidane finally tells the world what caused him to head butt Materazzi 0
arrghgarry 2 years

he said that if one of my Jihadist brothers went to heaven my sister would not be one of the 72 virgins waiting for him...
Fugitive gunman brags of killings on Facebook. 437,234 people like this. 1
MADJEZ 2 years

Facebook FINALLY considering a 'Dislike button' in response., More soon...
Communications error blamed as Roald Dahl shot dead by police marksmen 0
rickwestwell 2 years
Gordon Brown anounnces first two University　courses 1.How and when to sell gold 0
arrghgarry 2 years

2.How to secure your bosses job and when fucking up finding someone else to blame...
World hunger could end if we stopped putting fruit in cleaning products. 1
Ian Searle 2 years
DEET, the new fragrance from Cheryl Cole. 0
MADJEZ 2 years

https://www.secure-clienthost.co.uk/southface/files/t_723.jpg...
Police gunman advice - don't dress as policeman and shout "I've had your missus" 2
rickwestwell 2 years

This is all Svendo's, from chat. thought it deserved wider audience...
Gunman's eyes 'due to meet in middle sometime today', say doctors 1
Alan Sundry 2 years
London's glittering West End downgraded to sparkly 0
exigo 2 years
Smoking Ban to be repealed to ease pensions crisis 8
The Return of DroleNoel 2 years

Coalition ministers today spoke of "early autumn" for the smoking in public places ban to be reversed. Senior figures are hoping that the expected early deaths of 250000 smokers, both actual and...
Ashley Cole admitted to hospital suffering from the Male lairyier virus 0
arrghgarry 2 years

Doctors think he is unlikely to recover ...
Over expectation for Rooney to play football at world football cup to blame. 0
Basil_B 2 years

Explains manager Alex Ferguson defending his centre forwards poor form during tournament...
The History of the World in 100 Objects: 1997 - 2010 AD Boom and Bust 0
SallyOldcow 2 years

Number 100 - The Vuvuzela...
TV journalist at the scene admits 'I have literally no idea what is going on.' 5
MightyBlair 2 years

More as soon as somebody tells me something else...
Glasgow pub fight sparked by innocent quiz night answer of 'King Canute' 0
QorbeQ 2 years
Football community "confused and shocked" after player appears to feign injury. 0
dogwheels 2 years
Cool, creamy Philadelphia 'actually quite temperate' say Pennsylvanian residents 0
QorbeQ 2 years
Ballet graduates still only need a 2:2 to get a job. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 2 years
Twenty-two men on a pitch 'well above occupancy limit' says campsite owner 0
QorbeQ 2 years
Tony Blair Launches the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation 0
SallyOldcow 2 years

[center]http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/SallyOldcow/tony-blair-wealthfoundation_810.png[/center] Burj Al Arab, Dubai, 6 July 2010. It has been only a few days since Former Prime Minister...
Sting hires armed guards after Moat threatens to harm members of the Police 0
Ddigon o broblem 2 years

More to follow...
Family barbecue ruined by police raid after neighbour installs burger alarm 0
QorbeQ 2 years

More soon. [Bit of a flava of MrBlacker there.]...
Nick Robinson buys toupee on the proceeds of his may election overtime 0
Basil_B 2 years
Bachelor arrested over toxic bin 0
Mrblacker 2 years

A 27 year old Sussex man is in custody tonight, after being arrested under anti-terrorist legislation. Armed officers swooped on an address in the village of Petworth just after midday, after...
Alan Hansen to become new Defence Secretary. 0
Reggie Bumstead 2 years
Andrew Ridgley appointed George Michael's chauffeur to save his (Georges) career 0
Iamthestig 2 years
Athlete free to compete as tests prove she's just ugly 0
Iamthestig 2 years