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"If we had another boy, he would have been called Blake" - The Beckhams 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Roy Wood but Brian Cant - 2 51
dicky37 3 years

[More soon. Although on reflection, probably not]...

Harper 7 - L.A. Galaxy Nil 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Lots more soon...

Robbie Fowler joins Muang Thong United after leaving Jockstrap Rovers 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Harper Seven arrives. Baby expected soon. 0
roybland 3 years
UK terror level reduced after closure of News of the World. 0
simonjmr 3 years
New series of ‘Dallas’ planned after original found to have been all a dream 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Beckhams name daughter ‘Party 7’ to commemorate the conception. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

The proud parents have kept up the tradition started with first son Brooklyn, named after the place he was conceived. The couple had apparently unearthed an unopened Watneys Party 7 in the cellar of...

Sport desk: Golfer wins golf game, driver wins driving game 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Boxing and Tennis results later...

Posh Spice gives birth to baby weighing 7 lbs 10 oz; baby's weight not disclosed 2
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon (c) Someone I overheard in town on Saturday, suitably updated...

The new Sony Wurlitzer HD TV gives hot 3D action! 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Sony has announced a breakthrough development in 3D TV technology with the Sony Wurlitzer ED Stereosonic H-MSSG Mk1. The ‘SWEDSH-MSSG Mk1’ is the ultimate in boys’ toys – comprising a...

Beckham daughter named for time of birth 3
Iscariot 3 years
Beckhams celebrate birth of South Sudan 13
button 3 years

mum and baby doing well...

Rebekah Brooks identified on grassy knoll 0
virtuallywill 3 years

News of the world is an anagram of Deflower Nth Sow...

Geography O level hailed as "worthwhile" by man correctly recognising oxbow lake 0
grottymonty 3 years

"I can't believe it" exclaimed a jubilant Dave Smith from Preston. I just knew that one day those hours spent colouring in population maps of Africa and being taught about the actions of water...

News International deny telling Wapping lie 1
virtuallywill 3 years

nothing in the press later...

Manchester City need the money, British Gas explains 0
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon (Expandable?)...

Unprecedented levels of BBC staff RSI injuries to wrists, penises 1
3 years

There are fears that the BBC's news department may have to close this week, following 'catastrophic' levels of people reporting sick. The recent closure of the News of the World has led to a string...

X Factor winner Matt Cardle tribute act more successful than real Matt Cardle. 1
flossie mcjava 3 years
Picasso’s “Weeping Woman” revealed as 'unfortunate Cubism sufferer' 4
Dick Everyman 3 years

Art historians have revealed that the subject of Picasso’s famous painting Weeping Woman was in fact a woman infected with Cubism. It has generally been thought that the woman depicted in the 1937...

Rupert Murdoch arrives to crowds, will play polo later and plant a tree 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Mr and Mrs Rupert Murdoch, Prince of Melbourne, King of New York and Kingmaker of England arrived to adoring crowds on the Royal jet Sky 1 at an airport near their office today., The Murdoch's...

Beckaham baby thinks of a couple of names for his parents 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Webber says he really tried to overtake that caravan on his way to Silverstone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Beckhams thought of name after visit to convenience store to buy toilet cleaner 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Political deceit reaches very top as PM revealed to be 'just a man in a suit' 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon, I'm pretty sure]...

Hannibal awol as Murdoch flies in with BA to save Face. 1
tl72uk 3 years
Pony Club in new Hacking scandal......more later 2
Bismarck 3 years
Brookes and the Chipping Norton set to launch 'News of the Wolds' 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

I don't have my thinking cap on tonight guys so any suggestions for 'News of the Wolds' content would be a bonus...

Crewe man on arson charge after using flame thrower to clear weeds 4
Basil_B 3 years

Aptly named Crewe resident John Dangerfield is to appear in court next week on a charge of arson after burning down the entire street on which he lives. This was caused by his attempt of clearing his...

Firth reprises Royal role in sequel: The King’s Peach 0
FraserWords 3 years

Film critics are predicting the sleeper hit of Summer 2011 may be one of a slew of new movies aiming to cash in on the unlikely success of last year’s Oscar-winning Colin Firth hit The King’s...