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Apple launch joke app. iSay iSay iSay..

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 24.10.13 8:30am
Wrenfoe
Householders to Be Paid £10,000 A Year To Put Fluffy Kittens On their Roofs

"These will be at least as useful as solar panels in preventing global warming" said a spokesman for the Department of Environmental Posturing "But not nowhere near as ugly, nor as expensive to...

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Titus 24.10.13 7:59am
Titus
Fake Black Widow spiders increase their web presence in England

Many more soon...

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jimmydodger 24.10.13 7:50am
jimmydodger
App Launched To Facilitate Sale Of Fake Religious Paintings - the iCon 2
Titus 24.10.13 7:45am
Flugelbinder
William gives George baptism of fire, quick thinking Archbishop puts it out 0
Yikes 24.10.13 7:07am
Yikes
Husbands Of Fake Widow Spiders Arrested After Benefits Scam 0
Titus 24.10.13 7:00am
Titus
Pessimistic sports team downgrades their win to a 'near loss'

Optimistic sports team upgrades their loss to a 'near win'...

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Dumbnews 24.10.13 5:27am
Dumbnews
Anti-gay legislation mandates an end to man-dates 0
Dumbnews 24.10.13 5:24am
Dumbnews
Ofsted Inspectors to be replaced by teams of false widow spiders

They will be sent into schools and have to power to close them down...

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Ian Searle 24.10.13 5:18am
Ian Searle
Pleb Sues After Police Say He 'Acted Like An Effing Politician' 0
Titus 24.10.13 12:16am
Titus
Master Mined As Terrorists Attach Explosives To Kidnapped Teacher 0
Titus 24.10.13 12:00am
Titus
Mitchell Keeps Unusually Dignified Silence During Continuing Plebgate Row 1
Titus 23.10.13 10:32pm
Squudge
Those royal Godparents

The duke and duchess of Cambridge have announced their chosen Godparents for the christening of Prince George. Zara Parker-Knolls is a cousin of the Duke and is related to a reclining armchair.,...

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beau-jolly 23.10.13 10:30pm
Squudge
Chancellor's autumn statement reflects more conkers under Coalition 1
Squudge 23.10.13 10:28pm
GrumpyCat
Master Mined As Servant Pulls His Employer From Rock Fall 0
Titus 23.10.13 10:14pm
Titus
Chancellor makes Autumn statement, "The nights are drawing in, and it's chilly" 6
Ian Searle 23.10.13 10:12pm
Titus
New Instant Wedding App Offered for iPhone - The 'iDo'. 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:59pm
Titus
Apple To Open New Retail Stores On The Nation's iStreets 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:56pm
Titus
Apple Offer Finance Deal On Their Products - The iOU 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:55pm
Titus
Apple Launch New Opthalmic Optician Chain - the iTest 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:53pm
Titus
Apple launches thinner iWallet

With the launch of new slimline iPad, iPad Mini and various new laptops, Apple today announced that everyone's iWallet will now be a lot thinner. A spokesman for Apple said: 'With all the new...

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John Wiltshire 23.10.13 9:50pm
Titus
Narcoleptic disappointed it's still 437 sleeps 'til Christmas 0
Smart Alex 23.10.13 9:49pm
Smart Alex
Police Officers Apologise For Being Caught Lying

"It's not our fault - we didn't know the discussion was being recorded."...

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Titus 23.10.13 9:40pm
Titus
SNP Abandons Referendum Following Grangemouth Closure 1
Titus 23.10.13 9:38pm
medici2471
Auric Goldfinger wins BBC's latest quiz show - Criminal Mastermind 0
Smart Alex 23.10.13 9:35pm
Smart Alex
Grangemouth workers not included as godparents to Prince George

INEOS chairman, Jim Ratcliffe, has made it clear that unless the petrochemical workforce adopt reduced pensions, double-barrelled surnames and a taste for white truffles they will not be invited to...

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Wrenfoe 23.10.13 9:32pm
Jesus H
Researchers find no difference between left twix and right twix 1
custard cream 23.10.13 8:45pm
Titus
Obama tells Merkel 'Vee haf vays of hearing you talk' 0
MADJEZ 23.10.13 8:02pm
MADJEZ
Accused jockey asks for 10 other fences to be taken into account 0
cinquecento 23.10.13 7:55pm
cinquecento
High apple price blamed on windfall tax. 1
godly1966 23.10.13 7:54pm
deskpilot3