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Specials singer Terry Hall takes over as head of BBC 0
MADJEZ 22.11.12 8:39pm
MADJEZ
No racism charge for the man in very, very dark grey... 0
Tripod 22.11.12 6:09pm
Tripod
Church of England Bishops to officiate naked - "to be on the safe side"

The General Synod of the Church of England have agreed that in future all bishops must be naked for any church service. A spokesman explained; "It seems sensible to be sure that no women have...

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apepper 22.11.12 6:06pm
apepper
Tony Hall quits managing bunch of shrill divas to work at BBC... 1
Skylarking 22.11.12 5:31pm
sigmund
..........not funny, or clever. A lesson to us all about posting in haste 0
charlies_hat 22.11.12 4:57pm
charlies_hat
Osborne announces plans to nationalise teenage boys wank banks

George Osborne today announced a £100m plan to take teenage boys wank banks into state ownership. More soon...

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simonjmr 22.11.12 4:16pm
arthurminnit
Archbishop forms unlikely pact with Amazon

Following the recent vote on women bishops, the Archbishop of Canterbury the right reverend Maximus Beard has turned to an unlikely ally. After many hours of praying for inspiration about how to...

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Diogenes 22.11.12 4:07pm
Socratic Irony
Pope Benedict XVI launches coffee table book for Christmas

Pope Benedict XVI is to launch his brand new coffee table book, ‘Celibate: A Year of Abstinence for Families and Friends with Benefits’ in time for Christmas. Inspired by Pippa Middleton’s...

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Dick Everyman 22.11.12 3:45pm
Dick Everyman
Turkeys prepare to lobby through the night for Xmas budget reduction 0
cinquecento 22.11.12 3:43pm
cinquecento
'This town is coming like a ghost town', says new BBC Director General 0
custard cream 22.11.12 3:39pm
custard cream
Palestinians bombarded with unsolicited accident compensation texts

Thousands of Palestinians are having their misery of living under perpetual subjugation further compounded by incessant texts telling them they're entitled to compensation for the accident they had...

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Qoxiivi 22.11.12 3:27pm
Cloud computing use responsible for recent UK floods and US superstorm

Metrologists have today published a damning report that blames recent heavy downfalls of rain in the UK and super storm Sandy in the US on the increased use by the public of Cloud computing....

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simonjmr 22.11.12 2:54pm
Midfield Diamond
Gary Barlow Plans To “Stick this CBE up Rylans Arse”

Last night it emerged that Gary Barlow plans to insert his newly bestowed award into the fundament of X-Factor in-house Moron Rylan Clarke during Saturdays live show. “We’ll see what he thinks of...

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brokenearhole 22.11.12 2:12pm
brokenearhole
***Stop Press... Benitez accepts Chelsea long service award...Stop Press*** 0
Tripod 22.11.12 1:26pm
Tripod
Britain to face ‘at least 3 more weeks’ of endless weather warnings.

Much of the Britain is bracing itself tonight after experts predicted that the country was due for another round of interminable news stories about the weather. Following last week’s floods, an...

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TheNewsWalrus 22.11.12 1:24pm
TheNewsWalrus
Water bosses praised for ‘far-sighted’ hosepipe ban

Water companies in England are today being widely praised for their ‘uncanny and far-sighted’ imposition of a hosepipe ban during the summer. “Ooh, thank heavens they were [i]so[/i] ahead of...

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Darkbill 2.0 22.11.12 1:10pm
Perks
Nothing to see here, move along 1
Perks 22.11.12 12:51pm
dvo4fun
'It'll take a miracle to restore trust' says Patten, as new BBC DG unveiled

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pinxit 22.11.12 12:49pm
Dick Everyman
New BBC DG plans more soap operas 0
medici2471 22.11.12 12:48pm
medici2471
Bookmaker offers evens on Benitez v Hall 'Who'll Go First?' bet 0
pinxit 22.11.12 12:29pm
pinxit
Unbeaten Frankel will be brought out of stud to manage Chelsea 0
simonjmr 22.11.12 11:50am
simonjmr
Scotland to merge with Catalonia

Prepare yourself for haggis tapas, bagpipe flamenco and the added excitement of bullfighters in kilts. Both countries have a proud heritage, a separate identity, a host of special traditions and a...

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CulchaVulcha 22.11.12 11:32am
CulchaVulcha
The Queen to join the WI, to get a feel for how the common woman feels 0
simonjmr 22.11.12 11:29am
simonjmr
***Stop Press...Benitez still in charge at Chelsea...Stop Press*** 1
Tripod 22.11.12 11:27am
arthurminnit
Fishmonger suggests donation will cure liver disease

Following a Daily Mail report claiming an epidemic of bored stiff, binge-drinking, wine guzzling over-65's will all die of liver failure unless they stop drinking more than a tiny glass-a-day, ...

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22.11.12 11:25am
arthurminnit
"Kick benefit claimants in the balls", urges Chancellor

The Chancellor of the Exchequer today unveiled the government's latest scheme to boost the nation's flagging economy which, he claimed, will help reduce unemployment, increase public revenue and...

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jamsieoconnor 22.11.12 11:20am
jamsieoconnor
UN Refuses Qatar a “u”

The tiny gulf state of Qatar will not be allowed an extra “u” by the United Nations to bring it in line with standard spelling procedure. Despite enormous oil and gas reserves and unparalleled...

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CulchaVulcha 22.11.12 11:13am
CulchaVulcha
Police baton-charge mine shaft dog

Over 4000 police officers from across the country were rushed to Radnor in Cornwall following reports that a Labrador dog had been seen hanging around a disused mine-shaft., Officers from afar away...

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Uncle Bertie 22.11.12 11:01am
AReader
BBC rocked by new miss-selling scandal.

In a shock report, regulators have disclosed that Savile Protection Insurance was being sold by the BBC as late as last Wednesday, more than a year after Savile’s well deserved funeral. The...

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Davigo 22.11.12 10:57am
Tripod
Mensa to drop ‘smug and self-satisfied’ as membership qualification...

Mensa, the organisation for clever people, with IQs in the top 2%, have decided to drop the ‘smug and self-satisfied’ qualification for aspiring members. “We’re trying to distance ourself...

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Tripod 22.11.12 10:52am
AReader