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Lord Coe congratulates Cameron on Olympian proportions of recent cock-ups 0
weematt 3 years
Captain G. Mainwaring (Home Guard Ret'd.) appointed Government panic czar. 3
weematt 3 years

In a hastily convened press conference a somewhat flustered Prime Minister David Cameron announced the immediate appointment of war hero George Mainwaring as the first UK Panic Czar., "With all the...

Petrol strike fears cause millions to cancel Easter visits to in-laws 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

British Telecom have revealed a surge in phone calls cancelling Easter visits to in-laws, The calls are believed to be linked to fears of a petrol strike giving the ideal opportunity to wriggle out...

'Role play' continues at Scotland Yard over MI6 agent found, "locked in room" 0
theadministrator 3 years

Police continue to search for clues into the case of a former MI6 agent who was found locked in a medium sized room. Police remain confused over the case as evidence suggests the door was locked from...

Report warns girls as young as five forced into ballet and violin classes 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man seen in tears outside his local Shell station 0
Tomfinger 3 years

as he was told to fill up whenever he was passing...

Total Wipeout to be replaced with cheaper version, Partial Wipeout. 0
Iscariot 3 years
"If Anchorman 2 doesn't happen, we'll look to do Anchorman 3", says Paul Rudd... 1
theadministrator 3 years
JD Sports unveil their own label 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years
Formula 1 team admits to panic buying of Petrov 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Disgruntled man goes shopping for camouflage jacket 0
GillsImp 3 years

He Couldn't Find One!...

President Galloway - We salute your indefatigabl...indefatagi....your energy! 0
Drylaw 3 years
just read Monica Lewinski's biography.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

It really sucks...

WeBuyAnyUsedPanties.com 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Just pop them in an envelope (no need to wash!) along with your photo (for admin purposes only) and contact details for a free valuation! :-)...

Grannies criticised for leaving scrap metal out for thieves 0
kimllfixit 3 years

A new report released by Network Rail identifies the recent spate of cable thefts as being caused by elderly offender watchers leaving scraps of metal out for thieves. The 300 page report describes...

for the love of god.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

The all new catholic priest child minding service....

Police admit to speed cameras' total inability to detect amphetamine sulphate 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Policeman sectioned after man announces "it's PC gone mad" 2
quango 3 years
Total Wipeout cancellation first casualty of Anglo-Argentine tensions 0
simonjmr 3 years
Scott's diary reveals they ate Captain Oats. 'We'll say he went out for a walk' 6
MADJEZ 3 years
'Ugly and unpopular' boy who 'won't be missed' makes unexpected recovery 13
Qoxiivi 3 years

A very annoying boy, who's been in a coma for the past three days, has made an unexpected recovery that doctors and his family are calling both 'miraculous' and 'just typical'. After having been run...

North Korea will intercept any interceptions on interceptions for interceptions 0
theadministrator 3 years

On the Taepodong - II rocket which is set for launch between 12th - 20th April, 2012. North Korean Defence Staff announced today that the 2 KT Nuclear Yield Rocket named, "The Peaceful Satellite"...

Queuing for Petrol - F1 pit stops now last 45 minutes. More soon... 0
ianrbland 3 years

Fighting breaks out between pit crews after allegations of queue jumping., Squeegee squad sets up business in pit lane., Tanker Drivers' union receives "strange messages" from a Mr. B. Ecclestone.,...

President al-Assad offers to bombard the Bradford spring 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BP warns of Nectar point shortage as petrol sales soar 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
WeBuyAnyPetrol.com website launched. More soon... 0
ianrbland 3 years
Galloway wins in Bradford after promising more petrol for honour killings. 6
MADJEZ 3 years
George Galloway to enter Republican Primaries 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

" It was the next logical step from Big Brother" said Galloway earlier...

Tesco Covent Garden has 'serious mouse problem' 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Nothing more annoying than a serious mouse I can tell you. My advice to Tesco would be to find a serious cat and then hopefully the mouse will go and be serious somewhere else....

CASH-4-PETROL - Do you have unused or unwanted fuel, turn it into instant cash. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Just pour into one of our special milk cartons and send Freepost to our address., We will appraise your fuel and send you a cheque within 7 days. Mr A of Cleethorpes : 'I had half a gallon of 2...