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Corby woman issues rent demand to spiders who have moved in during September 0
simonjmr 04.09.12 10:26am
Cabinet reshuffle: Ken Clarke and Baroness Warsi shift to 'Kitchen Cabinet' role

Ken Clarke is stepping down as Justice Secretary and moved to become 'Minister without Portfolio but with a Trolley' by David Cameron as part of a wide-ranging reshuffle. Conservative Party co-chair...

pinxit 07.09.12 7:53am
Harry to become McVitie's ambassador for Ginger Nuts 3
kjo36 04.09.12 8:47pm
New rolls for Pickles in cabinet reshuffle

New rolls, drumsticks, chocolate bars, hamburgers, curries and biscuits. More soon...

simonjmr 04.09.12 9:06am
New look cabinet 'Front Bench' takes shape in coalition woodwork class 0
kjo36 04.09.12 8:45am
Con-man escapes through open window

A man who ran up an enormous bar-bill at a Shard restaurant during a charity fund raiser on Monday was spotted climbing out of an upstairs window and making off without paying., The man is thought...

Gerontius 09.09.12 8:49am
eBay prostitute offers zero insertion fees. 9
Queen of Tarts 04.09.12 1:48pm
Expect A Flood Of 20 Million 'Empty Chair' Gags - Washington Advises UK

In the wake of the frankly rather silly American electioneering stunt which saw Clint Eastwood indulging in nonsensical, and rambling conversation with an empty chair, US State Officials in...

Martin Shuttlecock 05.09.12 12:36am
Martin Shuttlecock
Cameron shuffles and gives another false deal to Lib Dems 0
charlies_hat 03.09.12 10:17pm
Mars Curiosity rover finds Beagle 2 droppings 0
custard cream 03.09.12 10:13pm
custard cream
Cameron re-shuffle turns up yet more Jokers 2
dvo4fun 04.09.12 5:45pm
BBC TV comedy Citizen Khan hailed as 'final proof' that time-travel is possible

more soon. Unfortunately...

dvo4fun 07.09.12 5:36am
Viewers let down by Prince Harry news item after warnings of "Flash Photography" 0
The Last Detail 03.09.12 9:38pm
The Last Detail
Rabbi claims smuggled pork sausages were intended to impress girls

A Rabbi caught with pork sausages in his swimming trunks has denied he later intended to BBQ them. The sausages slipped from his speedos whilst attempting swan dive at his neighbours poole party. ...

kjo36 04.09.12 7:44am
Cabinet re-shuffle settled by game of musical chairs

Clegg dumped on his bottom as the music stops. More soon...

Squudge 03.09.12 8:05pm
Mitt Romney reveals ‘secret recipe’ for home-cooked Crystal Meth

In a move bound to endear him to his legion of followers, Mitt Romney has finally revealed the recipe for his home-cooked crystal meth. Described variously as ‘unbelievable’, ‘confusing’ and...

03.09.12 9:03pm
The All New Jeni B
Coalition back on track following successful team-building day

Downing Street has announced that the future of the Coalition Government is once again rosy after Cabinet ministers from both parties took part in a highly successful day of team-building exercises. ...

ianslat 03.09.12 8:04pm
Queen of Tarts
West Coast Main Line deal delayed by wrong type of Virgin 2
Queen of Tarts 03.09.12 9:12pm
Re-shuffle latest: Eric Pickles to be floated in North Sea as offshore tax haven

. More soon...

Al OPecia 03.09.12 6:55pm
Al OPecia
Mass buttock-baring planned for Unification Church funeral 2
nickb 03.09.12 9:14pm
Usain Bolt's "legs too long" say Olympic rivals 0
Scroat 03.09.12 5:31pm
2012 Silly Season declared worst since records began

Tabloid editors have declared the British 2012 Silly Season the least silly since records began in 1665. As summer 2012 draws to its close, with parliament reassembling and the kids going back to...

05.09.12 4:36pm
Injuries to bird described as mynah. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.09.12 3:09pm
Prince Edward 'green with envy' as Andrew slides down massive erection 0
pere floza 03.09.12 2:30pm
pere floza
Mars Curiosity sends pictures of sucessful Martian abduction and anal probe 2
charlies_hat 04.09.12 7:09pm
Paralympic Roundup - New record for Britain in the 100m for the acutely solemn

Andrew Brown a semi-professional depressive from Stoke was typically downbeat about his new record on another fabulous medal-laden day for the British team. Earlier in the pool the 50m backstroke...

grottymonty 03.09.12 2:56pm
Des Custard
Dragon's Den Contestant: Duncan Bannatyne's cash pile "Mostly Scottish notes"


gaijintendo 03.09.12 12:16pm
Whales launch invasion of Scotland 1
grottymonty 03.09.12 3:29pm
Blake accuses Bolt of having longer legs 2
tedweasel 03.09.12 6:23pm
Osborne to speed up planning permission process for Nick Clegg's idea

George Osborne has today announced a new policy that will see the speeding up of planning permission for Nick Clegg speeches and interviews. The move is designed to stop the Deputy Prime Minister...

Perks 03.09.12 6:10pm