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Bygraves funeral due to be delayed because of flower delivery from Amsterdam 0
Basil_B 01.09.12 8:55pm
Western scrub jays mourn Bygraves' passing

Haywood Manley 01.09.12 8:35pm
Haywood Manley
Inaugural Paralympic Mobility scooter polo match ends in controversy

Todays Inaugural Mobility scooter polo match has left Paralympic officials facing tough questions, after the wheels literally came off of Team GB's Number 4, Danny Slammer's steed. one spectator said...

kjo36 01.09.12 8:30pm
Max tell final story. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.09.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Number of sunset photos finally surpasses number of sunsets there will ever be 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 7:14pm
Haywood Manley
Lead thief targets pet shop 0
Perks 01.09.12 7:00pm
Catholic Church '200 years of behind', says Cardinal 0
Midnight Dreary 01.09.12 6:20pm
Midnight Dreary
Celebrity who most thought dead, dead 2
simonjmr 01.09.12 6:38pm
"Comedian" Frankie Boyle still not dead 3
Lucy4 03.09.12 6:18am
Savile/Bygraves clash a step nearer fruition 0
Drylaw 01.09.12 4:39pm
Bye bye Bygraves as Bygraves' buy Bygraves' gravestone. 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 3:03pm
Haywood Manley
Max Ingrave 5
wallster 12.09.12 1:56pm
Good and Evil now neck and neck in the polls as both shift to centre ground

The fight between Good and Evil could see a disappointing turn out at the polls, with voter apathy blamed on the convergence of the two parties. "They're all the bloody same," said one voter,...

ronseal 02.09.12 8:52pm
Gruenenthal apologises all the way to the bank. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.09.12 1:25pm
Hollywood legend unveils new ventriloquist act

"Go ahead gunk, gake guy gay." With this iconic phrase from his movie 'Girty Garry', elderly film-star Clint Eastwood introduced the Republican National Convention to his imaginary friend, 'Garack',...

pinxit 01.09.12 1:03pm
Fears for Pietersen's sanity as he holds talks with flower

Cricket fans expressed concerns for the mental state of disgruntled South African England player Kevin Pietersen when he tweeted a photo of himself in heart-to-heart talks with a lotus blossom....

pinxit 01.09.12 10:52am
Summer Politics - wettest since 1912.

More damp squibs soon...

deskpilot3 01.09.12 10:05am
Osborne demands review of his GCSE Economic D grade...

although it was Vince Cable who actually sat the exam...

deskpilot3 01.09.12 10:02am
Shovels and spades discovered in elephants' graveyard

Dick Everyman 03.09.12 6:01am
Assad in pigeon crackdown after rumours of military coo 0
cinquecento 01.09.12 9:01am
Baroness Warsi tipped for post far, far away - purely on merit 2
Squudge 02.09.12 7:00am
One-eyed metal thief targets church

Budleigh Salterton's parish church has suffered a spate of metal thefts over the past twelve months. In the latest incident on Sunday night, a one-eyed intruder was spotted on the roof of the church...

Dick Everyman 01.09.12 6:57pm
Dick Everyman
US Republican National Convention declared most pointless event of 2012 0
thesilverflute 01.09.12 4:08am
,Conservative Comedian Wins BBC Commission

It's just been confirmed that Conservative stand up comedian, Tarquin Twonk has been commissioned by the BBC to produce a six part television series showcasing his unique brand of right wing comedy....

Martin Shuttlecock 01.09.12 11:10am
Martin Shuttlecock
Impoverished porn star tired of hand to mouth existence 1
Ironduke 31.08.12 10:50pm
Incompetent public schoolboys still ruining UK economy

Voters are perplexed as to why they voted in incompetent public schoolboys to ruin the UK economy, then they realised it was to get rid of Gordon Brown, so now don’t feel quite so bad. Onto...

Reg Herring 31.08.12 7:12pm
Reg Herring
A week with Boris (news roundup)

Mayor unveils tribute to G20 victim and launches 'Bozza Buggy' scheme Boris Johnson took the opportunity to kills two birds with one stone today when he unveiled a plaque to Ian Tomlinson whilst...

pinxit 04.09.12 10:14am
Wettest August on record blamed on Fifty Shades of Grey 5
LittleSpender 01.09.12 12:59pm
Lib-Dems dream of Parelection gold

In the wake of the inspirational Paralympics, Nick Clegg has called for a 'Parelection' following the next General Election, to provide a level playing field for politicians of all abilities. "It...

Squudge 10.09.12 6:36am
BBC's 'Spanish firefighters battle blaze' headline tops 'well, yeah' list 0
Screenie 31.08.12 4:00pm