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Duke admits Queen 'Suffering from Delhi Belly' 1
antharrison 03.03.13 7:45pm
sydalg
She wants a boyfriend, and who won't do it (?), we ask

A poor lass in one part of the country can't, she says, get a boyfriend, and is tying to. Jennifer Blatsford of Stoke has been on the hunt for a man for 16 weeks - ! - and has gone through it all. ...

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Mik Bulk 03.03.13 7:39pm
Mik Bulk
Rome might replace celibacy with “halibucy”

Catholic priests could in future be required to swear an oath that forbids the consumption of halibut, according to an experimental policy suggested by a small cohort of cardinals who could...

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nickb 03.03.13 7:18pm
nickb
Queen hospital latest - palace rule out pregnancy 0
Perks 03.03.13 7:11pm
Perks
Benitez to become interim Pope 0
Sherlockhouse 03.03.13 6:36pm
Sherlockhouse
Prince Charming arrested in Operation Yewtree

Prince Charming today became the latest high profile figure to be arrested by officers working on cases of historic sexual abuse. It is believed that Mr Charming is accused of two counts of sexual...

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Sherlockhouse 03.03.13 6:26pm
Sherlockhouse
Defence secretary says poor people must do more to help kill poor people

Defence Secretary Philip Hammond says that poor people in Britain should do more to help to kill poor people in other countries by taking a cut in their welfare benefits. 'We have to look at the...

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roybland 03.03.13 5:54pm
dvo4fun
Sinkhole victim 'embarrassed' moments before ground opened up and swallowed him 5
Idiot 03.03.13 5:26pm
Paulduckula
Obama and Boehner to fight in Epic Lightsaber Duel

U.S. President Barack Obama is to fight leading House Republican John Boehner in "an epic lightsaber duel," to resolve the ongoing budget impasse once and for all, a White House spokesman has...

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K.J. Shine 03.03.13 3:48pm
AReader
Obama and Boehner in Epic Lightsaber Battle pledge. More soon

Obama and Boehner in Epic Lightsaber Battle pledge. More soon...

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K.J. Shine 03.03.13 1:09pm
K.J. Shine
Pantomime horse found to be 87% human. 0
the coarse whisperer 03.03.13 11:28am
the coarse whisperer
Huge latex prayer dome to be erected in honour of departing Pope

The Vatican has announced that a huge latex prayer dome is to be erected in St Peter’s Square in honour of Pope Benedict XVI. The latex prayer dome is expected to be the first of many throughout...

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Yikes 03.03.13 9:02am
Squudge
Amazon unveil new 'Rape' line

After the recent controversy over the sale of t-shirts bearing the slogan 'Keep Calm and Rape Often', online retailer Amazon have shocked and disgusted many by revealing that his is only a taster of...

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WatcherMark 03.03.13 2:55am
WatcherMark
Pippa Middleton discovers true vocation as new arse of Anusol 0
pere floza 03.03.13 1:36am
pere floza
Italian coastguard's warning of a big sheep in the water blamed for disaster 4
Dick Everyman 03.03.13 12:09am
Dick Everyman
Trendy restaurant introduces new menu item, "The unpronounceable" 0
Dumbnews 02.03.13 11:51pm
Dumbnews
Man sent on Mars mission comes back with Crunchie 12
nickb 02.03.13 11:37pm
Dick Everyman
Quorn brings out new line of 'horse-style' pieces

Purveyors of meat-free fungus-based products, Quorn, have announced their new range of 'horse style' pieces. A spokesperson for the company said, "At Quorn we are constantly looking for new and...

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Paulduckula 02.03.13 11:36pm
Squudge
Doctors expect the Queen to be on the throne for at least another three days 3
Stan 02.03.13 11:27pm
Squudge
Large sinkhole found in Florida - authorities are looking into it 2
LensCap 02.03.13 9:38pm
Yikes
Al Qaeda confirms Mokhtar Belmokhtar is not Arabic for Eddie the Eagle Edwards. 0
dominic_mcg 02.03.13 9:23pm
dominic_mcg
Anglo-Saxon Chronicle headline, 1016 AD "Our New king is Great Cnut"

The old ones arethe old ones...

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AReader 02.03.13 8:19pm
AReader
Twitter Accused of Shortening Attention Spans! 1
anhodika 02.03.13 7:52pm
Squudge
Complaints as Channel Islands brochure only contains Sarky comments. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.03.13 7:14pm
dominic_mcg
Amazon to Sell Tee-Shirts saying "Keep Calm and Avoid Paying Tax" 0
Titus 02.03.13 7:10pm
Titus
Shock as politician disappears up his own massive arsehole

The search has been called off for a Tory MP, with his head stuck up his own arse, who had such a high opinion of himself that a massive hole opened up and he completely disappeared. Backbenchers...

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Ian Searle 02.03.13 7:06pm
Ian Searle
O'Farrell regrets taking Wenger's advice to aim for 4th place 0
Des Custard 02.03.13 4:54pm
Des Custard
Charles cautiously hopeful as he Googles "gastroenteritis" 0
sydalg 02.03.13 4:53pm
sydalg
John O'Farrell notes that Eastleigh is "very close to the Isle of Wight"

He's not bitter at all...

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AReader 02.03.13 3:38pm
AReader
Conservative Party HQ admits confusion over Eastleigh 'Buy Election'

"It's always worked in the past"...

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tedweasel 02.03.13 3:19pm
tedweasel