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Get rich rebranding old belief systems, advises New Labour brand guru Tony Blair 0
ronseal 2 years

Tony Blair, Mr New Labour, made a fortune out of rebranding an old movement that looked doomed. And now, for a small sum, he want to teach you to do the same., He's launching his new Belief-U-Brand...
UK World Cup team secretly running Afghan war, lose control of the ball 0
Hunter F. Thompson 2 years
CEO to be Tarred and Feathered in traditional BP leaving ceremony 1
Iamthestig 2 years
Ex BP CEO Tony Hayward to set up vegetable advertising agency... 0
Iamthestig 2 years

Their speciality is plugging leeks!...
Grace Jones Mourns Sad Loss of Black Box Inventor.. 0
Sharpehunter 2 years

The San Fernando Times today revealed that Grace Jones has gone into hiding following the recent tragic death of David Warren, inventor of the Black Box. It is understood that Grace Jones...
Black Box Inventor Plagarised Schroedingers Cat... 1
Sharpehunter 2 years

Recently discovered diaries written and maintained by David Warren, the Australian inventor of the 'Black Box' have revealed that he may or may not have used Schroedingers Cat in the early...
Animal protester who dressed in lettuce leaves is murdered by slugs. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 2 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-10757745...
Aussie inventor of the Airplanes black box is put inside one of his own 0
arrghgarry 2 years

devices to see how he died...
Yorkshire Launches New Online Auction site, Eeby-Gum.com 3
mugwump 2 years

Yorkshire Launches Online Auction site Eeby-Gum.com...
US attacks Preston Airport. 'That'll teach them scotch bastards' says CIA chief. 16
Ostsee 2 years
Housewife ‘distraught’ after her lounge is downgraded to living-room 8
roybland 2 years

Relatives were today comforting a 56-year-old Bacup woman after her bungalow’s lounge was downgraded in status to living-room. Mrs Hilda Williams said she had been looking forward to a visit from...
Facebook's "500 Million" Mostly Spam Bots 1
twitchy_fingers 2 years

Breaking news: 500 million figure inflated, facebook admits to only having 500,000 real users - one thousandth of the total number of accounts - as spam accounts come to light. Facebook founder Mark...
BP arrange for Tony Hayward to get 'compassionate release' 0
Ludicity 2 years
Private university to educate pricks 1
MrChigleysAunt 2 years
Commons and Lords expenses to be inversely linked to their BMI 0
hero2zero 2 years

Moves to link expenses payments to politician's Body Mass Index, lower payments for higher BMI have led to calls for a target of a size 14, spear-headed by Equalities Minister, Lynne Featherstone,...
Australian inventor of the black box dies when he is told they are actually 0
arrghgarry 2 years

fluorescent orange...
Axed BP CEO relieved to have his life back 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Ken Clarke a fat cigar smoker says our prisons are full of retarded 0
arrghgarry 2 years

people that should not be there ,and parliament is full of retarded people that should be ...
Queen declares her Flickr account officially open 1
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
A Posse of Benedicktin nuns have flagellated off other groups of 0
arrghgarry 2 years

religious orders to win a recording contract with The Sonny corporation(AKA) Jesus Christ .They will sing Gregorian Chunts and also hope to show their pads on MTV cribs ., Sister Theresa said we...
Tony Hayward's exit payment is to be capped by BP. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 2 years
Cameron 'Outed' on Jeremy Kyle Show 0
Jesse Bigg 2 years

Cameron 'outed' on Jeremy Kyle Show and placed in the 'naughty corner' for telling big fibs about what he would do after the election. 'Damn that little snitch, Davies. That's the last time he fags...
Big Dave thanks OBama for all the help in twe WW11especially with all the tarts 2
arrghgarry 2 years

the G.I Joeys took back to America,but Big Dave admitted they did look good in stockings were slim .Big Dave then asked again for O bamas help as there was now another builds up of slags and...
NHS admits giving the same ultrasound pictures to all expectant parents. 2
dominic_mcg 2 years
BBC accused of pushing boundaries after heterosexual kiss on Eastenders. 0
dominic_mcg 2 years
1960's protest singer Barry McGuire admits..... 0
one against the world 2 years

he probably jumped the gun with the the timing of his hit 'Eve of distruction' "with hindsight i was a little pessemisic" he said recently...
Dalai Lama asks "How does 'Angels and Demons' finish?" 11
Tristan Shout 2 years

His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama spoke out today to ask the free people of the world how the book he is reading, Dan Brown's thriller, 'Angels and Demons' finishes., "I've got to the bit where...
Bo Diddley takes top job at BP 0
riesler 2 years
Secret UK Tax Reform Conference a success: Details leaked 1
Hunter F. Thompson 2 years

Details have been leaked of a Blue Sky conference with PR consultants flown in from Washington, DC for an emergency meeting. Items on the agenda, this source has learned, included "How to Reduce...
Random people on street wearing football jerseys can beat English team 0
Dumbnews 2 years