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No ‘Ed bias’ in Labour Party, Miliband and Balls tell Izzard 1
Clarky 3 years

Leader Ed Miliband has moved swiftly to squash rumours of an unfair bias in the Labour Party towards people called Ed or Eddie. ‘It’s simply not true,’ he assured comedian Eddie Izzard. ‘Ask...

Satan to launch 10th level of Hell 0
grottymonty 3 years

A press release issued by the Dark Lord himself has confirmed months of specualtion that 9 levels simply wasn't enough with all the bad shit that's going down. The new 10th level will initially be...

Mammal washed ashore in Yorkshire very close to local Whale way station! 0
Iamthestig 3 years
OU Applied mathematics tuition for confused Dual Fuel customers 2
vertical 3 years

http://tinyurl.com/6y2cvc7 The Open University is offering advanced applied mathematics 'crash' modules primarily aimed at pHD students unable to comprehend their gas and electric bills. Confused...

MOD chiefs look to plug defence secretary's Fox hole 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Fears as Met Office upgrades forecast of heat wave to 'heat tsunami' 0
dicky37 3 years

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government considers 90mph limit for drivers 'touching cloth' 0
3 years
Royal Navy to suffer death by a thousand cuts 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Housewife deaths increasing - the 0.1% of germs bleach doesnt touch to blame 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Redundant sailors to be offered jobs as bin men. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Met Office finally admits that they have outsourced English Summer to India 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Higgs Boson Discovered Hiding in Compound Under Noses of CERN Physicists 0
kga6 3 years

US intelligence claims a raid by US Navy Seals in the early hours of the morning has found and destroyed the Higgs Boson. The particle is said to have been inches away from the particle detectors in...

"MJ was sick" judge tells court 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

Proving his "street" credentials, the judge let the youths of LA know he can speak their language...

Black box manufacturers challenged to think inside the box 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Conference on Insomnia finds cure, attending conferences 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Parents protest at Mattel's release of Action Man "Taliban Suicide Bomber" 7
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"Pull the cord, 'Allah is Great' and Boom! and that's £8.99 gone" is the verdict of one consumer Mattel have admitted that the use of minature Semtex vests had been "over zealous" and will in...

Michael Jacksons doctor.... oh honestly who gives a fuck ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Copywriters lost their patience soon...

Nurse who couldn't find patient's cervix says she was smeared 0
roybland 3 years
Ferdinand loses court case to get model to kiss and tell 0
Perks 3 years

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/soccer/images/r/rio_ferdinand-813.jpg Rio Ferdinand today lost his high court battle to get a model who he claims to have had 'relations' with to tell all in the...

Fake medicine trade: Boots offer two for the price of one 0
roybland 3 years
iPhone 5 latest leaks - "slightly better than iPhone 4" 0
apepper 3 years

There are strong rumours that the new iPhone is going to be a little bit better than the old one. "I'm going to buy two.", said an iPhone 4 owner, "It's going to be so much better than the old one,...

New Saudi Travel Lodge "a disgrace" 0
Drylaw 3 years

Budget hotel chain Travel Lodge's new venture in Saudi Arabia - Riyadh West - was given a one-star rating only yesterday on travellers' website Trip Advisor. Guests Ron and Noreen Francis from...

Jacko doc: “He was all white when I left him” 8
beau-jolly 3 years
Bill Oddie to Present New BBC Documentary 'Jeeps on Peaks' 0
kga6 3 years

A new one-off documentary on BBC 1 this week looks to document the plight of the endangered Mountain Jeep, native only to Snowdonia, Wales. The program sees Oddie camp on Snowdon for a week in a bid...

4x4 spotted on Snowdon again - Richard Attenborough investigates 0
witless 3 years

Spotted 4x4's extremely rare...

Employment market for hate-figures reaching saturation point, experts claim 8
Qoxiivi 3 years

An entire generation of aspiring arseholes could be forced to pursue meaningful employment as the job market for media hate-figures reaches saturation point, recruitment experts have warned. Tim...

Yorkshire charged with excessive vowel use 5
Jimbo 3 years

There are plenty of good writers on here that should be able to do something with this title...

Rift off for wocket men 0
spoole2112 3 years

To the collective sound of 1,339,724,852 "ooh's" and "aah's", China belatedly joined the space race today as their first space lab was launched from a two hundred foot milk bottle at the bottom of...

Nicorette addiction now major health concern 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
"TEVEZ REFUSED TO WORK FOR ME TOO" - FACTORY OWNER EXPLAINS. 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

WITH his £250,000 per week salary topping up his bank account and his petted lip topping up the hatred for him, it seems that Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez is no stranger to the churlish...