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|Diamond's not forever||6||
|Triumphant Child announces discovery of Leg-O-boxset||0||
|Sociologist aims to find out "what makes Irish people tick"||2||
|Giggs Boson finally unveiled after CERN successfully lift injunction||0||
|Careless CERN boffin mislays Higgs Boson only hours after finding it.||0||
|L-drivers "not all lesbians" report shows||0||
|Biggs boson found living quietly in Brazil under false name.||0||
|Out of date pasties marketed as "50 shades of Greggs". More soon.||2||
|Mariners celebrate discovery of Higg's Botswain||0||
|CERN boffins deny existence of clitoris after fruitless search||0||
|Search starts for Higgs Bo's daughter||0||
More to follow...
|"Moral Maize" developed using GM technology.||3||
The first foodstuff genetically modified to improve the ethical behaviours of consumers could be on sale later this year. Moral Maize, secretly developed on secret research sites around...
|Panini rumoured to be in studio working on difficult second album||3||
|Bankers who fiddled Libor to be investigated by MPs who fiddled their expenses||2||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Duchess of Cornwall Land Mines are "final insult to Diana" claims Earl||2||
Land mines featuring the faces of members of the Royal Family, including Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, have lead to a furious outburst from Earl Spencer - branding them "the final insult" to his...
|'Internet troll' discovered to be a million monkeys with a million laptops||0||
|Diamond quits and thanks Barclays for the libor rating experience.||1||
|Mermaid sighted off the Isle of Wight||0||
A reported sighting of a mermaid off the Isle of Wight is being investigated by the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food. The sighting comes on the day a US scientific agency said there is no...
|Tedious talk about the jet stream set to continue||0||
Mind-numbing explanations of how the jet stream is responsible for the wet British summer will continue for the next few weeks, according to forecasters. 'Unfortunately we expect the present very...
|Maths geek told: Explaining binary to a girl is not "getting to 2nd base".||0||
|Diamonds are Agius best friend||0||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Apple users with pirated software told to download the latest i-patch.||0||
|Harry Redknapp to take over as Barclays CEO||1||
Former Tottenham gaffer Harry Redknapp has been named as Bob Diamond’s successor. Redknapp said at a press conference ‘e hadn’t got a bleedin’ clue about this banking lark’ sending...
|Wimbledon Centre Court to use sprinklers and create rain when roof is closed||0||
In a bid to re-create exact British summer conditions at all times during the tournament, Wimbledon chiefs have agreed that they will switch the sprinkler system on at key stages during any matches...
|Redknapp bookies favourite for vacant Barclays job||1||
|Scientists prove hidden Doggerland underworld uncovered in carpark of the A46||0||
|NHS reforms ‘seriously undermining’ patient care, warns Ian Brady||0||
||Gary Stanton||3 years|
Moors Murderer Ian Brady has described Health Secretary’s Andrew Lansley’s health reforms as ‘criminal’ after undergoing a less than satisfactory NHS experience, it has, emerged. Brady’s...
|God announces discovery of the Higgs Boson a day ahead of CERN||3||
||Not Amused||3 years|
more futuristic things when He speaks to me next...
|Murdoch: "Scientology is creepy and evil"||0||
Doctors fear that media tycoon, Rupert Murdoch has completely lost his sense of irony. "This may be something he had to surrender when he became an American citizen for commercial reasons.",...
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