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Co-op Funeralcare request "no Flowers" 0
medici2471 25.11.13 3:34pm
medici2471
Royal Family finally granted Jennie Bond restraining order

The Royal Family have said they can 'finally rest easy' today, after a judge officially granted them a Restraining Order against Royal-super fan and now confirmed stalker, Jennie Bond. The legal...

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Jesus H 25.11.13 2:42pm
Midfield Diamond
Left-Wing Commune Nutters Arrested & Charged With Being Left-Wing CommuneNutters 0
Titus 25.11.13 1:25pm
Titus
Tehran Speamint Rhino could open by Christmas 2
nickb 25.11.13 9:10am
Oxbridge
Barristas stir up threat of strike action if legal aid cut.

The legal profusion was reportedly in uproar today as a threatened cut in legal aid would reduce their earnings so that they would be unable to complain that they had to pay the top rate of tax. The...

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Lancashire1 25.11.13 9:05am
Lancashire1
Aliens from light years away ask: 'Tea?' and 'I'll take that as a no shall I?

A stream of passive aggressive messages has been received from an alien life form several million light years away. NOW scientists are worried that a pan galactic misunderstanding could see earth...

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ronseal 25.11.13 9:03am
ronseal
Isle of Wight votes for independence from England.

Following the forthcoming referendum in Scotland about independence from the UK, the Isle of Wight decided to hold a similar referendum for independence, also from England. This was held in June 2013...

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Lancashire1 25.11.13 9:02am
Lancashire1
New law enables orchestras to check if new players have a history of violins

Or have been involved in any criminal records such as Susan Boyle's "I Dreamed a Dream"...

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Ian Searle 25.11.13 8:48am
Ian Searle
Government to put pressure on payday lenders by forcing them to wear caps 0
Ian Searle 25.11.13 8:45am
Ian Searle
Piers Morgan lined up to be new president of the Co-Op Bank

The FSA has approved the appointment of Piers - stock tips - Morgan as its next president, as the scandal stricken bank seeks to cleap up its mess...

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ronseal 25.11.13 12:09am
ronseal
Cycle safety: Lorries to be fitted with life-saving Velcro. 0
deskpilot3 24.11.13 11:44pm
deskpilot3
Hey Up, From Chancellor To Chancer, Hey, Mr Osborne?

….and no coop to rest on, either...

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Jesse Bigg 24.11.13 10:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Nation in shock as Joey Essex avoids bushtucker trial.

David Cameron orders full enquiry as this event raises the possibility of Gordon Brown leading Labour to next election victory...

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miked10270 24.11.13 10:12pm
miked10270
Clarification - Courtney Cox is a person, not a question 0
custard cream 24.11.13 9:02pm
custard cream
Help the Aged's new word: "shelfie". Self portrait with no teeth in. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.11.13 9:01pm
custard cream
British seagulls are revolting

A seagull has today lashed out at local governments across the country for the continued erection of 'Please do not feed the gulls' signs. Resident of Weymouth for the last 5 years, the bird who is...

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KateWritesStuff 24.11.13 7:15pm
Titus
Ancient cave graffiti confirms mans obsession with drawing moustaches on things

A medieval hunting forest in rural Essex has given up its secrets to a team of archaeologists this week, after six caves, previously hidden for millenniums by tree growth and fallen rock, unveiled an...

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Jesus H 24.11.13 5:41pm
Jesus H
News comments section records a record low MTTHC (mean time to Hitler comparison

The speed at which ideas, people and arguments are compared to Hitler has reached an all time high on British newspaper web sites' comments sections. The average Meantime to Hitler Comparison (MTTHC)...

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ronseal 24.11.13 3:46pm
ronseal
Prince Harry falls on his arse in the snow. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.13 2:53pm
dominic_mcg
Rush to Patent Rose Tyler Interface

In what is set to be one of the hottest new technology battles, Apple, Google, Microsoft and Samsung are all in the race to patent an intelligent new Rose Tyler interface. Apple have already laid...

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clarksn 24.11.13 11:57am
clarksn
Amateur brushers banned from using Oral B Pro-Expert toothpaste

People with amateur teeth have been told they may not buy or use Oral B Pro-Expert toothpaste. Colgate sensitive Pro-relief will be similarly restricted to people who use their teeth professionally,...

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nickb 24.11.13 11:54am
godly1966
Disgraced ex minister studies for Phd, but denies it's so he can be "Dr Huhne" 0
nickb 24.11.13 11:30am
nickb
Pedant beaten to death for claiming Peter Cushing was best Doctor Who.

More whoooon...

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MADJEZ 24.11.13 10:51am
MADJEZ
Bruce to host Doctors in Christmas 'Regeneration Game' special.

No more soon. Especially no Jeremy Kyle special trying to understand the relationships...

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Not Amused 24.11.13 10:42am
Not Amused
Cameron sets Scottish Independence Day as February 31st 2016

More to follow...

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apepper 24.11.13 10:22am
apepper
NRA commemorate JFK 50th anniversary by shooting intruders with golden bullets 1
Yikes 24.11.13 10:22am
Yikes
Power of Greyskull facing shortfall in capacity 0
pere floza 24.11.13 8:41am
pere floza
Recent Episodes Of Doctor Who Still Widely Available

Long running BBC sci-fi programme Doctor Who has had many moments over the year which its committed army of fans would like to forget, perhaps none more so than the entirety of the rebooted franchise...

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Textbook 24.11.13 1:49am
Textbook
Minister Offered A Consideration To Shut Up About Corruption In Some Communities 0
Titus 23.11.13 8:00pm
Titus
Hold on to your hollyhocks - after ‘Movember’, it’s ‘Dickember’!

Hot on the heels of ‘Movember’, where silly immature compliant office and factory fodder twats around the world demonstrate why they should not grow moustaches (even if it is for charidy), comes...

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farmer giles 23.11.13 7:57pm
Titus