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Careless driving Transport Minister merely community service placement

While many have been baffled as to how David Cameron could appoint someone convicted of careless driving as Transport Minister, the explanation has now emerged: Simon Burns is simply working out the...

Sir Lupus 10.09.12 11:37pm
Sir Lupus
Arctic rolls melting at alarming rate, warns Kerry Katona 0
cinquecento 07.09.12 7:47pm
Deja vu as Romain Grosjean marmalade trumpet wildebeest 0
Salmon of Knowledge 07.09.12 3:43pm
Salmon of Knowledge
New reality show launches called "Things you never see on TV" 0
Dumbnews 07.09.12 1:57pm
Prince Harry 'Can't Wait to Fuck Up the Taliban'

Fun-loving Prince Harry has started an amusing war of words with the Taleban after his deployment to Afghanistan as an Apache Chopper Pilot., Harry turned to Twitter to taunt the Taleban, promising...

daneade 07.09.12 12:03pm
Heir Hunters to be called in to find the Olympic Legacy. 0
Ian Searle 07.09.12 11:52am
Ian Searle
Harry : AFGHANISTAN - Shit ! It was just a few naked hookers in Vegas... 2
MADJEZ 08.09.12 8:14am
Con men 'a complete con' 0
Oxbridge 07.09.12 11:41am
UK's poor disability access prevents Cameroon athlete repeat in Paralympics 0
quango 07.09.12 11:16am
Paralympians to be classified by morality of disability

Paralympic athletes are to be assessed according to how culpable they are for their disabilities. Though the competition already possesses a classification system, it only categorizes the type...

pitflaps 09.09.12 10:04pm
Very Little Else
Bugs still causing trouble for Yosemite

Haywood Manley 07.09.12 2:15pm
Haywood Manley
Couples with 'boring sex' to be permitted more breaks under EU ruling

more soon. sorry but I am going to have to do something with this one:, clicky ->...

Squudge 07.09.12 8:15am
Robot fails to beat Pickles

A robot called Fatso has failed in its attempt to beat the world record for eating chocolate covered donuts., The neckless machine - funded by the Pentagon - was tested at a fast food restaurant in...

Gerontius 07.09.12 8:50pm
Dyslexic man's joy short lived...

When he realises what his girlfriend's note actually said was that she 'fancies Alan'...

Smart Alex 07.09.12 8:05am
Smart Alex
Cameron promises homes fit for burglars 0
BenB 06.09.12 9:35pm
Sea World sacks over-weight trainers as 'not fit for porpoise' 0
Ian Searle 06.09.12 5:43pm
Ian Searle
Tailor fires apprentice for not being a good fit 0
Dumbnews 06.09.12 5:37pm
New fashion trend emerges among adolescents of wearing pants at their waist 0
Dumbnews 06.09.12 5:34pm
Brave burglar Richard Rochford to be nominated for Pride in Britain award 0
custard cream 06.09.12 5:08pm
custard cream
Jeremy Hunt - real name revealed ?

We are all aware of the Gideon/George Osborn name transplant for the chancellor, but evidence has come to light of another member of the Cabinet having a name change to 'improve' their image and...

FlashArry 06.09.12 4:56pm
Roman documents found show ancient dispute over 'third highway'

Archaeologists in central London have said the discovery of Roman documents near Westminster show that transport has been a hot topic since the days when Caesar was a ruler and not just a salad. The...

Perks 06.09.12 11:35pm
Sponsors for new bravery awards sought

TV chiefs are today searching for new sponsors for “The Burglar and Thug National Bravery Awards,” ceremony to be held in November 2012, Original sponsors, HMP Adventure Holidays and Cops Catch...

hero2zero 06.09.12 4:22pm
Nails UK
Proportion of private patients among GB Paralympic Team ‘too high’ says report

There was further criticism of the NHS last night when a study revealed that more than a third of the British Paralympic team had had their various medical conditions treated in private clinics; such...

Midfield Diamond 06.09.12 4:20pm
Spain A Turn Off For Old Hippies ....

"A bit too square, man."...

Jesse Bigg 09.09.12 8:41am
In Your Face Newspapers A Big Hit ......

On Japanese commuter trains...

Jesse Bigg 09.09.12 8:42am
Millionaires' Row, Chelsea, Straight In There To Build A Second Conservatory....

.Would you believe?, "Gee, second conservatories could do wonders for Britain, don't you know."...

Jesse Bigg 06.09.12 1:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and

Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and phone hackers” An unemployed gay couple living in a Bed and Breakfast are to sue Justice Minister Chris Gayling...

Reg Herring 06.09.12 1:23pm
Reg Herring
Extensions to terms of office up to 8 years will be allowed without elections

House of Commons extensions of up to 8 years will be allowed without elections, were unveiled today by the Coalition government. More soon...

simonjmr 06.09.12 1:19pm
New squatting laws could be used to remove the coalition government 0
simonjmr 06.09.12 1:15pm
Nick Clegg to address empty Auditorium for Lib Dem conference

The Lib Dem's today have announced that Nick Clegg will emulate his action movie hero at this years Lib Dem conference and address and empty auditorium "Apparently Clint Eastwood had an argument...

simonjmr 07.09.12 8:19am