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Stone Roses to play 10 minute 'all the hits' set at Heaton Park 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Millions of Trevor Dawkins particles found in dusty home of atheist batchelor 9
ronseal 3 years
Katie Holmes divorces Tom Cruise after tiring of 'want to see my lizard?' gag 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Barclays to consult Blair and Mandelson on new libor policy. 0
weematt 3 years
Surge in sales of Grecian 2000 by men confused by '50 Shades of Grey' phenomenon 0
Miss Hegas 3 years

Surge in sales of Grecian 2000 by men confused by '50 Shades of Grey' phenomenon. From our business correspondent...

Shard officially unveiled as Europe’s tallest eyesore. 1
Thor 3 years
God calls lost and found to ask if He can have His particle back. 2
button 3 years
Arch rivals - round and Tudor to meet in semi finals 2
simonjmr 3 years
Fred Goodwin appointed new Barclays CEO 0
custard cream 3 years
William Order of Thistle 'not nepotistic & economically essential' says his mum 3
cinquecento 3 years
Bob Diamond sets off smirk alarms at Select Committee hearing 2
Scroat 3 years

More I love Barclays soon...

Drugs tests for Olympic fans planned 0
nickb 3 years

"Spectator-enhancing drugs" will be the subject of random searches at all Olympic venues, organisers confirmed tonight. "It's simply not fair on the vast majority of fans who don't use drugs and...

Air France crash ‘dead people at fault’ investigation finds 0
newbietryer 3 years
John Lydon keeps his language clean but promotes butter on Question Time 1
simonjmr 3 years

Alternatively, John Lydon calls Louise Mensch " a dirty f@@cking f@@cker" on question time to celebrate 35 years since Bill Grundy appeareance More soon...

Harry Redknapp favourite to replace Rangers in SPL 0
seymour totti 3 years
BBC Sports journo's shame after pronouncing difficult foreign name perfectly. 0
Drylaw 3 years
Middleton Entourage Commandeer Cliff Richard's Wimbledon Seats 1
3 years

Friends of tennis fan, Cliff Richard, revealed the star was in tears last night after desperate Wimbledon officials were forced to hijack his traditional VIP box seats. Sir Cliff, has lost his...

South Korea unveils 'philosophical' whaling proposal 0
simonjmr 3 years

South Korea has today put forward the case for further whaling based upon philosophical arguments, principally Schroedingers thought experiments. South Korea have argued that only by continued...

Makers of SPAM concede email advertising is "destined to fail" 3
grumblechops 3 years
MoD's to reduce personnel "So they can all fit on one French Aircraft Carrier" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Bob Diamond's Interview Transcript 1
journalismredefined 3 years

Bob Diamond has already re-applied for his old job at Barclays plc. Shortly after pre-screening, he was granted a first-round interview with HR. Our sources were fortunate enough to be given...

Police accused of overreaction to smoking on a bus 0
medici2471 3 years
New report says consultants Must State the Bleeding Obvious. 0
ronseal 3 years

Analysts, gurus and management consultants have been urged to state the bleeding obvious more often. Ideally they should they something blindingly basic, restate it a slightly different way that...

Spain's David Ferrer downgraded to Valencian 0
grumblechops 3 years

See what I've done there?...

Police begin crackdown on Pot Noodle use with M6 Coach sting 0
Screenie 3 years
German author has misfortune-lit smash hit with 50 Schadens of Freude 0
ronseal 3 years

Like any Hannover housewife, Heike Muller liked to amuse her friends with stories about the misfortunes of others. They became so popular she began to jot them down for her friends and family. Pretty...

Diamond tips 1
simonjmr 3 years

Don't get caught, Don't eat yellow snow, Never admit responsibility, Cavendish to win stage 4 of 2012 Tour de France, Decoy to win the 4.40 at Kempton More tips soon...

Diamond : Should have known better..... 3
MADJEZ 3 years

Baddum tsch. obscure musical pun for the older readers...

UK suffering from exceptional bad weather vows Cameron 0
Timerman 3 years

David Cameron has made an official statement denying that the UK is actually sinking fast under the Cameron government, he states that the huge amount of rain that has fallen over the past weeks is...

Olympic torch fans like moths to a flame 0
button 3 years