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Rolling Stones release 'I can't get no Required Improvement' 0
charlies_hat 3 years
'I am black' says Nick Griffin 0
Samasaea 3 years

British National Party leader Nick Griffin claimed yesterday that his party should not be called racist as he himself is black. 'I can confirm that I am in fact a black man. How anyone can therefore...

Daily Mail Accuses Workshy Bakers of Loafing. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Internet to become literate by 2013. 0
Boutros 3 years

As Waterstones prepares to eliminate punctuation from its brand, citing a need for "a more versatile and practical spelling in the digital world of URLs and email addresses", Internet boffins has...

Lost dissertation on 'mum and dad' (a case of missing parenthesis 1
kga6 3 years
They Get Younger Every Year 0
The Acacia Strain 3 years

Courtney Stodden, teen bride and certified attention whore went running today with her new security staff, and pointless pink dog. Captured on camera, the newest member of her staff looks like a 15...

Outrage as large dyke to be placed on Isle Of Lesbos 0
The Acacia Strain 3 years
Tourist who got food poisoning whilst in Hawaii, spending their days Honolulu 3
Iamthestig 3 years
Costa Cruises announce Birmingham-Zurich cruise route 0
apepper 3 years

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Falklands veteran reunited with downed pilot 'failed to kill him a second time' 12
3 years

A veteran soldier has offered a heart-felt apology, after being reunited with an Argentinian pilot he shot down during the Falklands conflict. Despite being given the chance to put thirty years of...

Good news for republicans as Costa Cruises win contract for new Royal Yatch. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Britain's greatest living artist to be preserved in formaldehyde 2
roybland 3 years

The man recently named as Britain's greatest living artist may be preserved in formaldehyde if the man regarded as Britain's greatest living conceptual artist gets his way. David Hockney (74), who...

Government puzzles how world's richest woman could obtain yacht 0
apepper 3 years

Government ministers are working around the clock to try and discover a way for the Queen to obtain a yacht. "It's a real dilemma.", said a spokesman. "Yachts are really expensive and only really...

BBC admits "the signs were there" over Worrall-Thompson 2
fun and games 3 years

BBC Executives have admitted to “failing to see the signs” after archive footage of disgraced chef Antony Worrall-Thompson was released, showing his appearances on Ready Steady Cook. Director...

Queen offered cheap new royal yacht by Italian cruise company 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Millionth Visitor to Newsbiscuit website wins a year's supply of Trojan Viruses 0
Mathna 3 years
Gove "I only said we should give the Queen a Jubbly this summer" 1
simonjmr 3 years
Soap industry collapses in a thickening sud. 3
Iscariot 3 years
Tragedy on Anne Boleyn film set as director shouts, "Cut!" 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Teenage boy disappointed to discover "Blue Monday" nothing to do with porn 0
simonjmr 3 years
Motorists Unimpressed by Spontaneous Combustion Engine. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
"I'd prefer cash or vouchers", Queen tells Gove 2
JD 3 years
Costa Cruises CEO says £62m loss of Concordia a "mere drop in the ocean" 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Shoddy fancy dress retailer just a mickey mouse outfit 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Cruise company shares soar after massive increase in turnover. 3
JETFAB 3 years
Fears for the moon as astronomers discover gigantic jar of chutney 1
jp1885 3 years
Clearsil in spot-fixing allegations 0
Skylarking 3 years
New yacht for Queen rejected; Charles proposes Italian cruise as consolation 1
cinquecento 3 years
Boat from Lynx advert to be used as new royal yacht 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Once they've got rid of the smell...

PM Announces New Royal Yacht Under Construction 0
Deimos 3 years

Following proposals that to celebrate the Royal Jubilee, the country should provide the Queen with a new Royal Yacht, the government has approved the scheme and revealed that the boat is already well...