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Vatican latest: Cardinal O'Brien promoted to 'Senior Hypocrite' 0
writinginbsl 04.03.13 1:30pm
writinginbsl
Queen nearly dies on Throne 4
Sinnick 04.03.13 12:31pm
The All New Jeni B
Royal Mint to issue special coin to commemorate Queen bowel movement

Wedgwood, the leading makers of Royal memorabilia say they will be rushing out a range of products to commemorate the Queen’s recent stay in hospital., The high quality merchandise will include...

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Gerontius 04.03.13 12:27pm
Dick Everyman
"Give it ten minutes" quips Prince after hospital visit 0
Drylaw 04.03.13 12:26pm
Drylaw
NEWS OF THE WORLD 4 NEW-SOFT-HE-WORLD

enter Dave : came Ron instead, clutching hisTory's little READ book of Love's Tories : Life in the saddle with the little RED riding hood-cover's Tory. Sew to bed with a BLARE Babe, queen of the BAWL...

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politics1uk 04.03.13 12:23pm
politics1uk
Cardinal O'Brien welcomes lengthy and exhaustive internal probe 1
cinquecento 04.03.13 12:19pm
Dick Everyman
Italian police ready for Rome flash mob event

Police in Rome are in readiness for a flash mob event expected within the next few days with Internet and Twitter messages pointing to a gathering of several thousand people in St Peter's Square....

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roybland 04.03.13 11:53am
roybland
UKIP demand tighter herbaceous border contol. 0
JETFAB 04.03.13 11:39am
JETFAB
Vatican demands to know how Cardinal O'Brien let himself get caught 0
Sinnick 04.03.13 11:39am
Sinnick
Pensioner mistakes mineshaft for 3D pavement art

In a tragic case of life-imitating-pavement-art, Black Country pensioner, Enoch Beasley fell into a massive mineshaft which had opened up in front of his local pub, The Miner’s Arms in Tipton. The...

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Dick Everyman 04.03.13 10:56am
Yikes
Catholic church sure that moral authority "will turn up somewhere"

The catholic church has denied losing its moral authority. "It's not lost, it's probably down the back of the sofa or the pope may have left it in his other dress.", said a bishop via video link from...

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apepper 04.03.13 10:26am
apepper
Queen hoping to emulate The King by dying on the throne 2
button 04.03.13 10:12am
Sinnick
Under investigation gardener put on middle-management leave 0
Yikes 04.03.13 10:10am
Yikes
Directory inquiries swamped by Aussie DJs after King Edward VII Hospital number 0
Yikes 04.03.13 9:39am
Yikes
Queen admitted to Mid Staffs hospital at son's insistence 4
LensCap 04.03.13 9:34am
dvo4fun
Catholic Church to "invert" lent to provide 6 weeks of debauchery.

One of the last decrees from the outgoing pope Benedict has now been made public and is sending shockwaves around the world. Some Catholics have welcomed the news, particularly those in Ireland who...

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rogerg 04.03.13 9:11am
rogerg
Elizabeth II close to spending record length of time on the throne 0
charlies_hat 04.03.13 8:43am
charlies_hat
Cardinal Keith O'Brien praised for his seminal work with fellow priests 7
charlies_hat 04.03.13 7:52am
Yikes
Cash-strapped police force reduced to following criminals on Twitter 0
sydalg 04.03.13 2:47am
sydalg
Palace on security alert after rumours Queen about to fake own death 0
sydalg 04.03.13 2:34am
sydalg
Immodium gets Royal Warrant

hats Jeni B...

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Ironduke 04.03.13 1:35am
Ironduke
UKIP leader Nigel Farage denies Transylvanian origins

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has vehemently denied any ancestral link with Transylvania following speculative investigations by researchers from the TV series Who Do You Think You Are? The claims arose...

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Dick Everyman 04.03.13 12:07am
Dick Everyman
Ticker sub withdrawn due to being poor quality crap.

Move right along please...

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wallster 03.03.13 11:44pm
wallster
Traces of porky pies found in Chris Huhne

“We can’t believe it” said a DNA tester “this is one of the highest readings we’ve ever had, even from a politician.”...

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Reg Herring 03.03.13 11:33pm
Tess Goes
Newspeak Breaking News

newspeak NewsPeak on BREAKING NEWS - B-re-a-King news 4 the prince of WAILS.com. R they all cracking apart like a crack-in-gap-art? (humour hum-Our song : by royal warRant from Di-A-tribe diatribe -...

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politics1uk 03.03.13 11:23pm
rickwestwell
Excitement mounts at prospect of a 'Kinder Egg Pope'

A new pope may emerge miraculously from an Easter Kinder Egg according to Vatican sources. The possibility of an unprecedented 'Kinder Egg Pope' is growing as controversy mounts over the...

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roybland 03.03.13 11:20pm
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Cardinal sins to be reclassified as sub-standard virtues

The apology by Cardinal Keith O'Brien in response to non-specific allegations, where he admitted to below-standard sexual conduct, has inspired a review of offences. HR, ecumenical and legal...

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Squudge 03.03.13 11:13pm
Username
Chancellor announces spare organ tax

In a pre-budget speech the Chancellor announced plans for a spare organ tax on those in social housing. Under the plans, any individual who has more than one of any organ will be required to pay...

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Sherlockhouse 03.03.13 10:59pm
rickwestwell
Church reform: all sex scandals to involve adult heterosexuals by 2025 0
sydalg 03.03.13 10:41pm
sydalg
"One's 'twos' are like One's 'ones'"

God I can pour this rubbish out...

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Perks 03.03.13 10:32pm
charlies_hat