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Nigerian Royal Family "feel ignored" as no-one answers their emails

Members of the Nigerian royal family say they are fed up with being ignored; "Every day I send out dozens of emails.", said one prince, "but I never get any replies; it's as if they think we're some...

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apepper 21.10.13 10:17pm
Titus
John Lennon "a dreamer".

If I may say so...

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Maverick 21.10.13 9:26pm
AReader
Shock on revelation that fully 1/3 of Tesco salad leaves are actually eaten

Rather them than me...

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AReader 21.10.13 9:25pm
AReader
Embarrassment as UKIP candidate mistakes random black man for Barack Obama

UKIP have been forced to publically laugh-off their embarrassment again today after Diane James mistook a random black audience member for US president Barack Obama during her appearance on Question...

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TobiasBV 21.10.13 9:20pm
TobiasBV
Territorial Army to recruit 'invincible' badgers.

And they've already got their stripes...

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deskpilot3 21.10.13 8:33pm
deskpilot3
School gates smokers told to go behind the bike shed. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 21.10.13 8:32pm
deskpilot3
Badgers now thought to be ‘virtually immortal’

Government scientists have come to the conclusion that badgers are pretty much immortal following the failure of the recent cull to put much of a dent in their numbers. ‘Not only can they survive...

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ianslat 21.10.13 7:52pm
ianslat
Civil Servant Admits Coalition Government Policy 'Entirely Satirical'

A Senior Civil Servant has today responded to a Freedom of Information request from Roger Scruton by admitting that an IT error in the days after the formation of the coalition has led to bulletins...

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sunrise 21.10.13 7:46pm
sunrise
Energy policy not "unclear" announces government spokesman

with huge tips to Weemant, Titus, Smart Alex and other In an unexpected announcement to unveil the UK’s first nuclear power station in a generation, Energy Secretary Ed Davey has defended granting...

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irreverendJ 21.10.13 7:45pm
irreverendJ
Thousands of care home armchairs uncared for and 'on their last legs'

Thousands of armchairs are being mistreated in care homes across the UK, according to an undercover report by upholstery inspectors. The report says that the image of the care home armchair as seen...

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roybland 21.10.13 7:22pm
roybland
Japanese nuclear plants receive glowing safety report. 2
godly1966 21.10.13 6:54pm
JETFAB
Free Hospitals threatened as new docs find “they can’t stand the sight of blood"

Honours shared with Not Amused “By removing unnecessary levels of red tape, we believe we will soon see services which cater more accurately to local needs,” Jeremy Hunt announced, launching...

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nickb 21.10.13 6:49pm
sillybugger
Bi polar bear clarifies: "I'm not depressed, I just swing both ways" 3
sydalg 21.10.13 6:48pm
sillybugger
Sydney arsonists throw another few million cane toads on the barbie

Poisonous burning cane toads revealed as ‘nature’s chemical weapon’. Arsonists inhale and get high. Lobster population explodes and market dives as fat barbecue-loving Aussies splutter....

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farmer giles 21.10.13 6:04pm
farmer giles
Race row at zoo after an ape is called a monkey by a visitor. 0
PeterB 21.10.13 6:02pm
PeterB
Football is ruining racism says tommy english

millwall fans...

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farmer giles 21.10.13 6:01pm
farmer giles
Education Minister Liz Truss beats Clegg and leaves. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 21.10.13 5:55pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems to adopt male porn star candidates in hope of well hung parliament

Hat tip to wirralmatt (not related) for mentioning hung parliament...

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weematt 21.10.13 5:36pm
weematt
ADHD Genetic Link Research Dismissed as Attention Seeking 2
wirralmatt 21.10.13 4:54pm
Al OPecia
Clegg announces preferred coalition partner for next hung Parliament

Nick Clegg's office has this morning announced which party would be the Lib Dem's preferred partner in the event of another hung Parliament at the 2015 UK General Election. Despite reassurances from...

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wirralmatt 21.10.13 4:53pm
Al OPecia
Pestilence, war, famine and death could all create jobs, says think tank 3
ronseal 21.10.13 4:44pm
Wrenfoe
Paedo barber, 58, with a mental age of 10 ‘groomed himself’

“Scum like you deserve a clip round the ear” said judge...

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farmer giles 21.10.13 4:43pm
Wrenfoe
Ukrainian Pavlo Lapshyn appointed head of EDL. 0
Maverick 21.10.13 4:37pm
Maverick
US/France Spy Scandal: French letter leak forces US Ambassador to withdraw. 3
weematt 21.10.13 4:26pm
Maverick
Tesco's new Bag to Bin range not just another throwaway idea 0
irreverendJ 21.10.13 3:02pm
irreverendJ
North Korean / Iranian consortium to take over UK nuclear power contract

"It was them or the French." says Cameron...

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weematt 21.10.13 3:00pm
Titus
Nuclear Power Protest: 'We Don't Want Electricity Smelling Of Noodles & Garlic'. 0
Titus 21.10.13 2:52pm
Titus
Lonely people on 'red alert' as Jeremy Hunt threatens to spend time with them

Thousands of 'chronically' lonely people have suddenly found themselves making last-minute social plans this weekend, after Conservative politician Jeremy Hunt issued a nationwide threat that he may,...

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Jesus H 21.10.13 2:23pm
Jesus H
Authors to Publish Surprising Sequels

Recent news of the publication of a Hercule Poirot story not written by Agatha Christie seems to herald something of a trend for literary spin-offs not written by the original author. Tom...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 21.10.13 1:53pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
U.S. Sheepdog Trial: All Convicted, One on Lam

The sensational trial of a gang of sheepdogs, convicted of interstate sheep smuggling, ended in New York today. Blackie, Shep, Lassie-Fair and ringleader Chip (alias Arturo “The Wag” Cannelloni)...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 21.10.13 1:51pm
Iggy Pop-Barker