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Next on Comedy Central, Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Kilos. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Mr Sheen good at cleaning up dust from hard surfaces 2
simonjmr 3 years
Six Nations: Martin Johnson expects England improvement .... 4
DiY 3 years

four wins out of four games not good enough!...

Mens' Outfitter arrested in driveby suiting and booting. 0
tl72uk 3 years
'Moral victory' for losing British 4x100m relay team who ignored backhanders 0
pinxit 3 years
Police hunt man with volume control after drive-by muting 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Devil confirms Nick Clegg no longer has any rights over Lib Dem Soul. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

His spokesdemons Divad Noremac and Egroeg Enrobso claim they hold the contract written in the blood of Middle England...

CAMERON BACKS "BENNY HILL THEME" FOR ENGLAND'S 2012 ENTRANCE. 0
3 years
Police hunt man with chisel after drive-by fluting 4
bonjonelson 3 years
Management consultant divorces wife who made omelette without breaking eggs 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
80,000 die-hard fans due at Wembley for Manchester derby. Only 2 coaches needed 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

And they are carrying the teams...

Police hunt south London gangsters after drive-by Tooting. 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years
Briton killed in Japanese earthquake - death toll reaches 1 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

A Briton was killed in the recent Japanese earthquake, bringing the death toll in Japan to 1., There is a rumour that something might have happened to some other people there, but as they're all...

All future disasters to be graded by a BBC reporter fame index 1
greg various 3 years

Kate Adie saved for the Apocalypse...

Meltdown alert at Yorkie Bar factory. 0
DiY 3 years
Tesco to roll out “Lonely Meals” 7
beau-jolly 3 years

Following a successful trial of the “Curry Breakfast” variety in Cheshire, Supermarket giant Tesco announced today that it is rolling out its new range of “Lonely Meals” across all its stores...

Beliebers Repair Hole in Ozone Layer 2
LizzyG 3 years

Canadian scientists announced today that the massed fan base of pop-phenomenon Justin Bieber was having a reparative impact on the ozone layer. Studies have shown that where large groups of teenage...

Foreign Secretary William Hague wobbles in Japan earthquake UK help offer. 2
DiY 3 years
Lord Coe apologises for tomorrow's website failure. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"Olympic tickets go on sale on-line tomorrow", he explained, "and we expect the site to go tits-up at 9:02am due to unexpected demand. But if you all try to log on at once, it's really all your fault...

Fukushima Nuclear Plant goes straight to number one on double entendre chart. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Japanese used to disaster after years of Godzilla attacks. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Puccini pub opera beats Brahms and Liszt to Olivier Award 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Japan crisis sparks rush to buy high-quality Blu-Ray players 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

The devastation in Japan, following the recent earthquake, is driving large numbers of British shoppers to rush out and buy high-quality, but comparatively low-cost, Blu-Ray players. Japan is the...

After using brain training machine, man realises he doesn't need it 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Dave Henessey, 33, from Bath, said today that his braining training machine enabled him to realise he didn't need a brain training machine., 'I did all the pointless exercises, like what colour...

Goodwin issues injuction against being called banker. Don't tempt us says public 0
Skylarking 3 years
Sarah Ferguson wins "3rd most famous person called 'Fergie'" award for 5th year 0
Skylarking 3 years
Gaddaffi memo "since Japan we can now bury some bad news" unveiled 0
simonjmr 3 years
RSBP OFFERS "UNRESERVED APOLOGY" 0
3 years

after Birdwatching guided tour of Minsmere Reserve for local Cerebral Palsy Group was billed as 'wheelchair Twitchers' event. Bob Flemming for RSPB Minsmere sought to calm the situation in a joint...

PG Tips Extra Strong Tea Bags 0
3 years

"an environmental catastrophe waiting to happen", claimed an 'American woman' yesterday...

Cheltenham race-fix probe: Jockeys suspected of taking kick-backs 0
pinxit 3 years