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One Line Only 23.01.13 10:50pm
One Line Only
Professor Brian Cox found to be too clever by eiπ/(cos(π)-sin(π/2)) 9
Smart Alex 23.01.13 10:40pm
Sinnick
England lose death penalty shoot-out 1
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:29pm
deskpilot3
Date Set for Britain-on-the-Wold Village Raffle

From the Britain-on-the-Wold parish newsletter: Parish council leader David Cameron has announced that the residents of the village of Britain-on-the-Wold will be given a chance to enter a raffle in...

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SJM 23.01.13 10:24pm
SJM
Ball-boy kick dismissed as "occupational hazard"

Hazard also dismissed...

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The Last Detail 23.01.13 10:21pm
The Last Detail
Ball boy buried in garden of Eden 0
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:06pm
One Line Only
League Cup Semi Final Result: Chelsea 1(child assaulted) Swansea 0 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:55pm
custard cream
Rejected reality TV contestants rescued from sack in river Thames

A London man was shocked last night when he pulled a writhing sack out of the river Thames and discovered that it contained a collection of half-drowned, almost-forgotten reality TV stars. Ian...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.01.13 9:45pm
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Tarpaulin manufacturer in frightening production line accident sheets himself. 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:44pm
SJM
Cameron and Clegg launch matching swimwear range: "We're All In This Together" 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:37pm
SJM
‘Now give us an in/out vote on the UK’, demands Middle England

Buoyed by the opportunity to make a knee-jerk exit from EU membership, voters in England are calling for the right to leave other well-established clubs that they’ve never had much interest in....

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23.01.13 9:37pm
Ironduke
Eating lunch at your desk bad for your keyboard, survey finds 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:35pm
custard cream
Microwave salesman resigns after just 90 seconds. 3
SJM 23.01.13 9:29pm
SJM
Hokey Cokey party demands 'shake it all about' option for in/out referendum

And that's what it's all about. I've run out of meds. Apologies...

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DustyBinLaden 23.01.13 9:18pm
DustyBinLaden
Drugs advisers rule out ban on Khat, saying "I love you you're my bessht mate" 0
exigo 23.01.13 6:14pm
exigo
Rubbish 3
Gerontius 23.01.13 5:20pm
Gerontius
White House deny lip-synch accusation

A leading White House representative has denied accusations that President Obama lip-synched his way through the entire eight minutes of his inauguration speech at the weekend., President Obama was...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 4:52pm
Gerontius
Rogue beekeeper arrested in police sting operation 1
AReader 23.01.13 4:32pm
Tess Goes
Armstrong of the Law in doping scandal

Doesn't quite work but there has to be a pun in there somewhere...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 3:37pm
Gerontius
BBC 'scraping the bottom' by commissioning a series of 'Call the Proctologist '. 4
Ian Searle 23.01.13 3:13pm
medici2471
Village People to sue Mo Farah over ‘Mobot’ celebration.

Double Olympic gold-medallist Mo Farah found himself facing plagiarism charges today as 1970s disco act, The Village People, announced they were planning to sue over Farah’s popular ‘Mobot’...

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JD 23.01.13 2:37pm
JD
Gordon Sumner arrested in Police sting operation. 0
bonjonelson 23.01.13 1:50pm
bonjonelson
Lib Dems to campaign for third question in EU referendum

"Neither in nor out, but somewhere in between"...

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AReader 23.01.13 1:37pm
AReader
Prince William jealous of Harry

Wishes he could run around hotels naked, but "her indoors" won't let him...

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gwalker2805 23.01.13 1:24pm
Lens Cap
Claire Balding Denies “Channelling the Spirit of Princess Di”

Sporting the late Lady Diana’s “flock of seagulls” hairstyle, eye make-up and easy manner, Claire Balding has edged her way into the hearts of a nation through her excellent presentation of the...

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brieosh1 23.01.13 12:45pm
FlashArry
EU Referendum ballot paper

IN. ▚ OUT. ▚ SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. ▚...

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Lens Cap 23.01.13 12:07pm
Lens Cap
Cameron offers EU vote "assuming we're going to lose the election"

Prime minister David Cameron has announced that the UK will be "given a referendum on membership of the EU if the Conservatives win the next election; like that's going to happen." He explained,...

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apepper 23.01.13 10:51am
apepper
NRA in 'Royal Patronage' talks 1
Dick Everyman 23.01.13 10:47am
Boutros
Cameron to offer a "Shake it all about" referendum

That's what its all about...

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Rootin Tootin 23.01.13 10:45am
Rootin Tootin
Cameron promises referendum on invading Europe

‘I suggest we start with Poland as a warm-up and then onto Holland, Belgium, and France’ said David Cameron in a Brussels speech not aimed in any way at UKIP supporters. ‘It goes without...

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Yikes 23.01.13 10:44am
Yikes