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November to be the "most Novemberist" on record claims MET office 0
simonjmr 25.10.13 7:44am
simonjmr
We Also Watched You Pee, US Tells Merkel

The diplomatic scandal engulfing the US security services took a new twist last night as sources close to the CIA alleged surveillance operations did not stop at listening in on phone calls....

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25.10.13 7:34am
Wrenfoe
"Jings, Why Did Ye No' Say Ye Wasnae Bluffin'? " Asks Unite Union 1
Titus 25.10.13 6:45am
Titus
CIA: 'We Didn't Need To Hack Merkel's Phone - We Just Hacked The Journalists'. 0
Titus 24.10.13 10:02pm
Titus
Mr Clever blames dyslexia for his becoming a Mister Man rather than a Mastermind 0
Smart Alex 24.10.13 8:57pm
Smart Alex
BBC to allow 'guessing the order of coloured pegs' as chosen specialist subject

(Official/unofficial?) Neat-O...

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Idiot 24.10.13 8:15pm
Idiot
Bishop confuses 'crib' for 'da crib'

The Vatican have suspended Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst amid fears that he has gone ‘gangsta’ on them. Parishioners attest to hearing the Bishop of Limburg using the ‘n’ word when referring...

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Wrenfoe 24.10.13 5:16pm
custard cream
Obama Admits to Listening in to Calls to White House

Confirming the suspicions expressed by Western leaders such as Angela Merkel, Barack Obama confessed today to listening in to his telephone conversations with them. A relaxed Mr Obama said he could...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 24.10.13 3:48pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Maddie McCann apologizes for being late “I just got a McCheeseburger for 99p!"

Maddie McCann apologizes for being late “I just got a McCheeseburger for 99p!"...

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en-hen-man 24.10.13 2:35pm
en-hen-man
Muezzin loses job after his call to prayer replaced by Sunni and Shia CDs

More follows...

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Crow 24.10.13 2:11pm
Crow
Shock As Angela Merkel Admits Using Ordinary Unsecured Phone For State Business 0
Titus 24.10.13 1:04pm
Titus
Portugese Police Now Accept 'There Was A Girl Called Maddie Who Disappeared'. 0
Titus 24.10.13 1:01pm
Titus
Police prefer 'bareback' encounters

Edinburgh's saunas have had their licences revoked by a constabulary intent on ‘going rogue’. A spokesman for Supt. Matt Richards stressed that while Police Scotland did not advocate the banning...

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Wrenfoe 24.10.13 12:11pm
Wrenfoe
Tour de Yorkshire to kick off with “Get thisen off then”

With just 365 days to the start of the Tour de Yorkshire more details have been released of the struggles the riders will face. Organisers have already rejected an offer from famous Yorkshire artist...

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rogerg 24.10.13 12:00pm
Titus
Union leaders at Grangemouth celebrate pay and pension cuts

Union leaders at the Grangemouth refinery said today that they were 'delighted' with the outcome of their negotiations with the owner of the refinery, which resulted in the end of their final salary...

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John Wiltshire 24.10.13 11:50am
John Wiltshire
Single man with multiple personality disorder says he needs five-bedroom house 0
sydalg 24.10.13 11:41am
sydalg
Scotland to become latest member of “Axis of Evil” if Salmond gets his way

An independent Scotland could wait until 2016 to declare its own nuclear weapon capability in a bid to accede the internationally recognised Axis of Evil. SNP leader and Scottish First Minister Alex...

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24.10.13 11:40am
The All New Jeni B
Oil refinery prepares for liquidation 0
medici2471 24.10.13 11:03am
medici2471
The Royals stick to British tradition of getting 'wankered' after a Christening

Many die-hard Royalists have raised concerns today after the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 'broke Royal tradition' by Christening their firstborn Prince George at The Chapel Royal at St James’s...

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Jesus H 24.10.13 10:54am
Jesus H
Indecent exposure fad in East Asia dismissed as a "flash in Japan" 2
sydalg 24.10.13 10:47am
Flugelbinder
Stuart Hall asks if this is a good time to play his joker... 3
Tripod 24.10.13 10:40am
Titus
"Freak" with ten fingers chased out of Norfolk with pitchforks 1
sydalg 24.10.13 10:37am
Titus
Owner of Yellow Submarine Claims Beatles Failed To Pay Rent 2
Flugelbinder 24.10.13 9:29am
Flugelbinder
Roma community "amazed" to discover where babies really come from

More to follow...

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apepper 24.10.13 9:26am
apepper
Apple launch joke app. iSay iSay iSay..

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 24.10.13 8:30am
Wrenfoe
Householders to Be Paid £10,000 A Year To Put Fluffy Kittens On their Roofs

"These will be at least as useful as solar panels in preventing global warming" said a spokesman for the Department of Environmental Posturing "But not nowhere near as ugly, nor as expensive to...

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Titus 24.10.13 7:59am
Titus
Fake Black Widow spiders increase their web presence in England

Many more soon...

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jimmydodger 24.10.13 7:50am
jimmydodger
App Launched To Facilitate Sale Of Fake Religious Paintings - the iCon 2
Titus 24.10.13 7:45am
Flugelbinder
William gives George baptism of fire, quick thinking Archbishop puts it out 0
Yikes 24.10.13 7:07am
Yikes
Husbands Of Fake Widow Spiders Arrested After Benefits Scam 0
Titus 24.10.13 7:00am
Titus