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Stow's parish rag "News-on-the-Wold" to go national this Sun, editor claims. 0
Curbie Firetank 3 years
Deluded couple somehow expect to still be happy after 11 bloody years 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Psychiatrists up and down Britain are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their...

Murdoch switches bid to BBC. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Murdoch hoping to resurrect News Corpse 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

Formaldehyde treatment nearing completion for Rebekah Brookes...

Daily Mail mishap results in publication of pro-BBC story 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Murdoch celebrates Bastille day by surrendering BSKYB 0
simonjmr 3 years
London Eye goes on loan to Kabul 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

In further moves to improve relations with Afghanistan, one of the UK’s biggest tourist attractions, the London Eye is to go on loan to the Afghan capital, Kabul. Merlin Entertainments...

China shut 1.3m websites in 2010, News Corps closes one tiny newspaper in 2011 1
simonjmr 3 years

"What's the fuss?" claims Rupert Murdoch. "I don't see no public enquiry into the activities of the Chinese Government." More soon...

Phone hacking not investigated as police were busy with, you know, stuff 2
Solanki and Mawhinney 3 years

A Metropolitan police officer said that the NI phone hacking case was not properly investigated first time around as ‘they were really busy with all sorts of, you know, stuff’., Peter Clarke was...

PCP addiction 'preferable' to P2P addiction, says record label boss 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
British Gas announces 50% increase in announcements of price increases 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

British Gas has today announced that they will be increasing their amount of gas price increase announcements by 50% with effect from the start of next month. The announcement will come as another...

Unemployment figures slightly less dreadful 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Sainsbury's replace Jamie Oliver with more popular stars - like Rebekah Brooks 1
FraserWords 3 years

Sainsbury’s is to film a series of TV adverts with new ‘guest’ stars like Rebekah Brooks and Nick Clegg, specially chosen for being “more popular than Jamie Oliver”., Following the...

Britons go for gold in Olympic dogging 0
FraserWords 3 years

Pundits say Terry and Liz Picnic could be the first Britons to grab gold at London 2012 after a shock development in the debut Olympic sport of dogging., The Picnics are now hot favourites for glory...

Rebekah Brooks should go now, urges Gaddafi 3
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is urging News International CEO Rebekah Brooks to 'do the right thing and leave now.' In an interview on Libyan state television, Gaffafi says: "She may well be...

Rare dual-sex butterfly just wants some quiet time alone with itself. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Ikea hails success of advertising campaign for new range of negotiating tables 9
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Home furnishing giant Ikea has announced a rise in profits for the last quarter after a recent ad campaign quadrupled sales of its MILIBÅNND range of negotiating tables. 'We thought we might try to...

News International to launch soft drink Dandy Liar and Murdoch 0
simonjmr 3 years
Unemployment offices besieged by disappointed ex-Murdoch Journalists 0
Tom55 3 years

"Where are our four bed-roomed houses and £60K benefit payments?" asked one disgruntled former hack, "I am almost ready to believe Murdoch has been lying to the public"...

News International and BSKYB in talks to sponsor Deal or No Deal 0
simonjmr 3 years
Australian Gothic 4
red 3 years

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New NI chief exec Rebekah White says 'trail has gone cold on my predecessor' 0
pere floza 3 years

Tossing her fiery hair and with her eyes flicking nervously from side to side, the incoming News International editor added "I must repeat that I have no knowledge whatsoever of the whereabouts of...

Man who works down the chip shop turns out to actually be Elvis. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Plague of Leemings descends on Cornwall town 0
simonjmr 3 years

St Austell was today overrun by a Monsato manufactured plague of Leemings. The convivial host of 5,000 cloned newsreaders swamped the small shopping centre in St. Austell before moving on rapidly to...

Italian Economic Crisis Deepens: Berlusconi seen buying violin. 2
Stan Laurel 3 years
02 reveals to Camelot the identity of Euromillions winner 0
Laughingstock 3 years

£161 million is enough to buy a newspaper or start a TV network...

€ millions winner warned not to buy light aircraft and learn to fly 0
simonjmr 3 years

The UK's biggest € millions winner has today been warned not to use their newly acquired wealth to buy their very own light aircraft and take flying lessions. A Camelot psychologist has been...

Female praying mantis diagnosed with male eating disorder 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bridlington’s chip-stealing seagulls to return to Scotland on Saturday 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Suspended Johann Hari says ‘Forgive them for they know not what they do’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years