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Upset as Sunderland FC bids to buy right to St James' Park namesake 0
ndbrown123 3 years

Newcastle considering suspending Metro trains to Sunderland in response. Updates coming soon...

Mafia demand apology for being likened the James Murdoch 1
Mark66 3 years
Martians stop Russian probe because it fails immigration regulations 0
Sinnick 3 years
Single-molecule teapot hailed as being slightly more useful than a chocolate one 3
Squib 3 years

A multi-disciplinary team of synthetic chemists, biochemists and a former presenter of Antiques Roadshow today unveiled the world’s first single-molecule teapot in an exhibition at the Millenium...

Italy to transfer debts to credit cards and pay 0% interest for 6 months 3
ThunderSquid 3 years

In a last ditch attempt to rescue its beleaguered economy, Italy announced it is to transfer its debts to credit and store cards and save a whopping £12bn in interest over the next six months. It...

Tom Watson 'accidentally decapitated' with chainsaw after Murdoch inquisition 1
vertical 3 years

Tom Watson: "have you ever heard the term muerta?", Jimmy Murdoch: "I was buying cannoli at the time of the alleged incident"., Tom Watson: "You must be the first mafia boss in history who didn't...

Comet shops sold for £2 plus £37.50 for an extended warranty 9
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sky Atlantic to show the Murdochanos: everyday wiseguy newspaper publishers 2
simonjmr 3 years

The Mudochanos is an Australian - American television drama series that revolves around the New York based media mogul and mobster Rupert Murdochano and the difficulties he faces as he tries to...

Newcastle fans to launch protest if they can find any staff that will listen 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Geordie fans, upset at the re-naming of St James' Park to the Sports Direct stadium, are wandering around inside the ground looking for someone to complain to. However, despite its vast size, the...

Terry and Ferdinand to release re-mix of 'Ebony & Ivory' in time for Christmas. 1
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Simon Cowell is said to be furious at the latest, cynical attempt to highjack his god-given right to be No1...

Chav Geordies 'all wi’ smiling faces, going down the Sports Direct' 1
Midfield Diamond 3 years

(variation on a theme)...

Murdoch shows his human side: blinks and coughs twice during testimony 0
Drylaw 3 years
NoTW demise threat to national security 0
medici2471 3 years

In a sensational announcement outgoing Home Secretary Theresa May has disclosed that the former tabloid newspaper the News of the World was the commercial arm of the British Security Services. "It...

Greeks not taking Euro crisis seriously as Chaka Demus & Pliers become PM 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Tease Me" More soon...

3000 illiterate chavs riot at SportsDirect Arena, expecting 'Lonsdale ' bargains 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Statement expected soon...

New Mel Gibson movie to be called "The Man without a Career" 0
Iamthestig 3 years
"You can't have any of this" austerity Christmas catalogue launches in Italy 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Long Term Unemployed to attend compulsory book club. 0
DavidBlame 3 years

A pilot scheme in London is having a marked effect on unemployment figures, as part of David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ project claimants receiving jobseekers allowance for more than 18 months are...

Zorba Piddlelyovertheacropolis appointed to ask France for some more money. 0
Ostsee 3 years
'Whites Only' program discovered on John Terry's washing machine. 8
spoole2112 3 years

Further allegations of racism were made today following covert operations by an undercover freelance journalist hiding in the Chelsea and England foootballer's utility room. Having spent almost two...

Greece pleads with Zeus to save what dignity it has left 5
sambo 3 years

Yesterday Greek politicians admitted to summoning a pantheon of ancient Gods to deal with their ongoing economic crisis. Prime Minister George Papandreou admitted: “We didn’t want it to come to...

James Murdoch to star as arch-villain in new Bond film 'SKY FALL' 1
pinxit 3 years
Earth on collision course with gigantic poppy. 2
Al OPecia 3 years

Astronomers across the world have raised the alarm over what appears to be a high probability of the Earth colliding with an unusual celestial object. NASA spokesman, Dr Sam McFlynn, said today "we...

Mike Ashley's son renamed Starbuck McDonald to fund school fees 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Murdoch attacked by Scots MP in Committee room: Commons Latest 4
Drylaw 3 years

"Yer a fuckin' liar so ye are," shouted Greenock Labour MP Lex Begbie today in the hallowed forum of a Commons Committee room as James Murdoch sat calmly batting away members' questions on phone...

Liam Fox tipped to be the next Home Secretary 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

after Adam Werrity starts an Immigration consultancy...

Audit Commission says a bank scam has cost taxpayers an estimated £1 trillion 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Owners of elephant kept in Peterborough to be charged with cruelty 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sacha Baron Cohen announces current series of ‘Berlusconi’ will be the last 13
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has confirmed that he is set to ‘retire’ his long-running Silvio Berlusconi character at the end of the current series. Silvio is Cohen’s oldest surviving character,...

Vocoder technology adds gravitas to young 'wannabe' MPs 5
3 years

The world of politics is an alluring one to most young people - a glamorous world, full of fame, second homes and undisclosed incomes. To make it in this world there are certain skills required - a...