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Theresa May tackles police budget crisis with new ‘Robo-PCSO’ 14
3 years

In a direct response to her critics, Theresa May has unveiled a new weapon in the fight against minor offences. Using a left-over community support officer and two motors from a mobility scooter,...

Intruder 'excitement' brings Leveson Inquiry cameraman out of coma 5
Perks 3 years

A cameraman at the Leveson Inquiry , Paul Wells, has awoken from a coma that lasted over 6 months after the intrusion of a protester gave the inquiry it‘s first piece of ‘real’ excitement since...

Aldolf HItler 'plays down' Racism claims ahead of 1936 Berlin Olympics 7
LPWright 3 years

German leader, Aldolf Hitler has struck back at Jessie Owens' recent appeals for people to stay away from the upcoming games, despite concerns that many foreigners may face racism during the event....

Gordon Brown celebrates his five minutes of fame at the Leveson 0
simonjmr 3 years

By shouting "war criminal" at Tony Blair More soon...

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bonjonelson 3 years
Beat new VAT rules..get it while it's hot ! 0
Otis B Driftwood 3 years

Greggs have created a new App. for mobile phones which gives a timetable of baking schedules. It works a bit like trainline. You select Town you are in or visiting, the time and how hot you would...

Ghettoblaster in Catholic Church identified as "Weapon of Mass Disruption" 0
seymour totti 3 years
Windsor woman who has worked for sixty years forced to work longer 5
roybland 3 years

An 84-year-old Windsor woman who has worked for sixty years may have to continue working into her nineties because her son is an absolutely useless twat, according to Age UK. 'Her son should be...

Success of Yakult blamed on drinking culture. 7
The Last Detail 3 years
Fred West delighted at BAFTA 'I'll find somewhere on the patio for it' 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Top Indian Chef To Design New Line Of Pepper Sprays 3
Textbook 3 years

For some time, critics have slated the British police force's pepper spray, Charles Campion describing it as "unimaginative and brusque, sacrificing tone and texture for sheer volume of heat. With a...

It would be cruel and barabaric to send Abu Qatada to Jordan, says Peter Andre 2
ronseal 3 years

If Abu Qatada was sent to Jordan, he could face inhumane treatment that no man should ever be subjected to, Peter Andre has claimed. "I don't like what Qatada has done, but nothing justifies...

Man announces intention of boycotting Diamond Jubilee celebrations 1
roybland 3 years

A sixty-nine-year-old Dewsbury man has said he will not take part in the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations. Fred Ashcroft has ignored every royal celebration since the Queen's coronation in 1953...

Alan Sugar to advise on revised Eurovision scoring system in 2013 0
Sinnick 3 years
Rolex named largest manufacturer of fake watches 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Manu Tuilagi told to 'Chillax' by England Rugby Coach Stuart Lancaster 0
LPWright 3 years

Manu Tuilagi has been told in no uncertain terms by England's Rugby Coach, the hard-as-nails disciplinarian Stuart Lancaster, to 'Chillax' after receiving 'like his billionth citing'. England's...

Scapegoat Osborne 'I'm just a pasty I tell you' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Luke warm response to pasty tax u-turn 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
UEFA reveals "Spierdalaj" as the official swear of Euro 2012. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Faust tells Levenson inquiry that pact with devil 'just a working relationship' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Disgruntled JP Morgan client manager disrupts Leveson Inquiry. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Krispy Creme fear anti-cookie legislation extension 0
simonjmr 3 years
NewsBiscuit faces ruin as cookie legislation comes into force 0
V Riddoch 3 years

European Union legislation could spell the end for NewsBiscuit, internet experts warn. A new law introduced on 26 May means that websites must ensure that they have users' consent before using...

Shevchenko says there's "no real problem" with racism in Ukraine if you're white 0
simonjmr 3 years

White European fans have nothing to fear at Euro 2012 confirms Shevchenko More soon...

Scandal as Blair "I earned every penny of my £10,000 Leveson appearance fee" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Syria agrees ceasefire now everyone's dead. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Latest downturn in economy blamed on self-employed watching Leveson 0
Eskimo 3 years

The 0.5 % decline in the UK economy over the last quarter has been partly due to strangely warm weather in March, torrential rain in April and the overall dire situation in the Eurozone, according to...

Commemorative bench space becoming "very limited" on Everest summit. 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Vicar and Taliban to star in new series of ''Love Thy Neighbour'' 0
ND01 3 years

The BBC confirmed that it has commissioned a new series of cult classic comedy from the 1970's and has given it 21st Century update., The original had a white couple known as Mr and Mrs Honky living...

Blair 'humbled' by Geordie welcome as chanting fans hail him as 'Wor Criminal' 0
ronseal 3 years