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Huge naked Northumberland woman sobers up and goes home. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.09.12 5:36pm
Burgled Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza – Pizza Arrives First

Police in Bedfordshire have apologized to a Luton man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 999 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown...

HIGNFY 03.09.12 6:13pm
Stranded Pilot Whales miss Bournemouth Air Show 0
Queen of Tarts 02.09.12 3:00pm
Queen of Tarts
Mourners don PVC raincoats as Max Bygraves' coffin is lowered...

(you may have to think about this one for a sec. I promise you it almost certainly isn't worth it)...

Skylarking 02.09.12 9:18pm
The All New Jeni B
Fans furious as 90% of Paralympics tickets went to benefits fraud investigators

Sports fans are up in arms as tickets for the latest Olympics have been allocated unfairly once again. It emerged yesterday that 90 per cent of tickets have gone to the DSS, with the majority being...

ronseal 02.09.12 9:44am
Cerne Abbas giant gets Northumberland based date on 5
charlies_hat 04.09.12 7:42am
Pot-holers go missing during visit to Northumbria art-work

A group of pot-holers visiting the site of a piece of public art set in the Northumbrian landscape have gone missing say police., The artwork by Charles Jencks, known locally as ‘The Lady of the...

Gerontius 02.09.12 6:54am
Max Bygraves no longer lingers

Vale Max! The Goodies will miss you most...

Nick McCarr 01.09.12 11:42pm
Nick McCarr
Gay Pride Lesbian Chocolate Debacle Debunks Bucket List Myth

A new survey shows that people who make a bucket list of things to go before they die ultimately rated about 80% of the experiences as ‘disappointing’. Don Parkin, a Middle aged sales...

Quaz 03.09.12 9:26pm
The All New Jeni B
Bygraves funeral due to be delayed because of flower delivery from Amsterdam 0
Basil_B 01.09.12 8:55pm
Western scrub jays mourn Bygraves' passing

Haywood Manley 01.09.12 8:35pm
Haywood Manley
Inaugural Paralympic Mobility scooter polo match ends in controversy

Todays Inaugural Mobility scooter polo match has left Paralympic officials facing tough questions, after the wheels literally came off of Team GB's Number 4, Danny Slammer's steed. one spectator said...

kjo36 01.09.12 8:30pm
Max tell final story. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.09.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Number of sunset photos finally surpasses number of sunsets there will ever be 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 7:14pm
Haywood Manley
Lead thief targets pet shop 0
Perks 01.09.12 7:00pm
Catholic Church '200 years of behind', says Cardinal 0
Midnight Dreary 01.09.12 6:20pm
Midnight Dreary
Celebrity who most thought dead, dead 2
simonjmr 01.09.12 6:38pm
"Comedian" Frankie Boyle still not dead 3
Lucy4 03.09.12 6:18am
Savile/Bygraves clash a step nearer fruition 0
Drylaw 01.09.12 4:39pm
Bye bye Bygraves as Bygraves' buy Bygraves' gravestone. 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 3:03pm
Haywood Manley
Max Ingrave 5
wallster 12.09.12 1:56pm
Good and Evil now neck and neck in the polls as both shift to centre ground

The fight between Good and Evil could see a disappointing turn out at the polls, with voter apathy blamed on the convergence of the two parties. "They're all the bloody same," said one voter,...

ronseal 02.09.12 8:52pm
Gruenenthal apologises all the way to the bank. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.09.12 1:25pm
Hollywood legend unveils new ventriloquist act

"Go ahead gunk, gake guy gay." With this iconic phrase from his movie 'Girty Garry', elderly film-star Clint Eastwood introduced the Republican National Convention to his imaginary friend, 'Garack',...

pinxit 01.09.12 1:03pm
Fears for Pietersen's sanity as he holds talks with flower

Cricket fans expressed concerns for the mental state of disgruntled South African England player Kevin Pietersen when he tweeted a photo of himself in heart-to-heart talks with a lotus blossom....

pinxit 01.09.12 10:52am
Summer Politics - wettest since 1912.

More damp squibs soon...

deskpilot3 01.09.12 10:05am
Osborne demands review of his GCSE Economic D grade...

although it was Vince Cable who actually sat the exam...

deskpilot3 01.09.12 10:02am
Shovels and spades discovered in elephants' graveyard

Dick Everyman 03.09.12 6:01am
Assad in pigeon crackdown after rumours of military coo 0
cinquecento 01.09.12 9:01am
Baroness Warsi tipped for post far, far away - purely on merit 2
Squudge 02.09.12 7:00am