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Bank of Cyprus sticks fingers in ears, closes eyes and goes "la la la la.." 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 8:41pm
Al OPecia
Daily Mail in quandary as climate change found to cause cancer. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 8:38pm
Al OPecia
No apology for McManaman showing his tackle to all.

Wigan’s Callum McManaman explained that his refusal to apologise for his ‘horrendous tackle’ of Massadio Haidara is just his way of making a well overdue stand for what football should really...

Big Ben 18.03.13 8:36pm
Big Ben
Cypriots with overdrafts celebrate 10% cut in debt

Thousands of Cypriots with overdrafts over €100,000 are celebrating a 10% reduction in their debts. A bank spokesman explained; "It's the way the software works - 10% is removed from every account,...

apepper 18.03.13 8:27pm
Old Bailey compensation case thrown into turmoil by repeated counter suits

Proceedings at the Old Bailey in the case of Harold Harefoot the 18th versus the descendants of the Norman Conquest were interrupted when Gluteus Maximus, an Italian restaurant owner from Sheffield,...

Truebisciut 18.03.13 8:18pm
Not Amused
New office olympics to feature "throwing meetings on calendars" event

Other sports to include: Canoeing up a creek without a paddle, Bouncing ideas off people, Walking before running, Fighting fires, Putting the cart before the horse, Dog and Pony show...

Dumbnews 18.03.13 8:12pm

A repeat joke from 2011 Nothing to see here Move on...

Not Amused 18.03.13 8:06pm
Not Amused
Argentine Kirchner petitions Pope on Falklands. Pope suggests "ask the Muslims" 0
camz 18.03.13 7:54pm
Traffic safety policy announces all potholes to become 'inverted speed bumps'

In light of the government's uphill challenge to fix Britain’s heavily cratered roads, the Secretary of State for Transport has decided that potholes are not at all a reflection of the country's...

Slante Dangle 18.03.13 7:41pm
Slante Dangle
New Pope to walk from Buenos Aires to Port Stanley. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 7:16pm
Al OPecia
Press to be regulated by loose rubber band. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 6:56pm
Al OPecia
PM announces "I am absolutely for independance for insensitive Cornwall". 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 6:51pm
Al OPecia
Loose Women: A XXX Porn Parody announced 2
Hooch 18.03.13 6:39pm
Moor Later ...

as W Shakespeare misses publisher's deadline for [i]Othello[/i] script. (Another Neat-O candidate)...

Titus 18.03.13 5:50pm
Thornton's in a box 2
baron la croix 18.03.13 4:35pm
Not Amused
Procrastinators annual outing postponed

More sometime soon...

Smart Alex 18.03.13 4:35pm
Lamb admits to gambolling addiction

I nicked this picture, but then I had to fuel my funny habit somehow

Squudge 18.03.13 4:16pm
Smart Alex
Naturewatch: First cuckoo of Spring found frozen to death 3
custard cream 18.03.13 3:56pm
Child's reward for swearing is new woollen sweater 1
AReader 18.03.13 2:45pm
Concerns heightened over increases in Aldtimer’s Disease

With the increasing proportion of elderly in society health advisors have increasingly raised concerns over “Aldtimers” disease. This little-recognised illness, previously known as...

hero2zero 18.03.13 12:12pm
Sports fan mildly disappointed after loss

After seeing his team suffer a massive defeat, a sports fan has expressed annoyance but managed to go through the rest of the day without incident. While other fans waited outside the players...

Hooch 18.03.13 11:56am
Clapton voted No. 1 guitarist after 2 hour set without dropping plectrum in hole 1
Smart Alex 18.03.13 11:48am
Charlie “Pi” Pitcher Sets Transatlantic Rowing Record, Credits Tiger British adventurer Charlie “Pi” Pitcher arrived in Barbados Friday after rowing solo across a 2,900 mile span of the...

Kurt Degerstrom 18.03.13 11:36am
Kurt Degerstrom
Cyprus Tells Bank Customers: "Just hand over the money and no-one get hurt, OK?" 0
Titus 18.03.13 10:08am
Snow complains about pissy attitude in Oxfordshire

'You moaning cunts' said one snowflake, who risked life and icy sticky-out bit during his journey to Abingdon. 'Kids up north fucking love us to bits. But down here? It's all 'why haven't they...

Truebiscuit 18.03.13 9:53am
Pope Francis I: We need to put the sexy back into Catholicism

[We need to put sexy back into Catholicism. This place is a dong factory.] said Pope Francis I in the wake of inheriting a Church in chaos. As abuse scandals, contraception, and logic rock the...

A.J. DiCosimo 18.03.13 9:53am
A.J. DiCosimo
"BBC To Leave Television" - congratulations on brilliant story today! 1
Titus 18.03.13 9:33am
Albino-killer vexed by Old Bailey sketches

Following his murder trial at the Old Bailey, serial killer, Charles ‘Chalky’ White was reported to be ‘extremely vexed' with the courtroom sketches which regularly appeared in the media....

Dick Everyman 18.03.13 9:26am
Dick Everyman
Amateur Spanish Dance Troupe Penalised For Employing Pro Castanet Player

Neat-O candidate...

Titus 18.03.13 9:23am
Pope Francis Dumps His Spectacles As New Corporate Sponsorship Negotiations Fail

Titus 18.03.13 2:16am