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Midlands plastering company, Old Firm, Derby, thanks BBC for free advertising 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

and also the Scottish FA...

Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job 9
Oxbridge 3 years

Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s notorious Royal crime family, is considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday. Some believe that he is just...

Chinese Billionaire Confirms Ownership of Life's Works and Texts of Confucius 4
3 years

and his intention to make these available, free, online. It was previously thought that no texts survive that are demonstrably authored by Confucius, and the ideas most closely associated with him...

Elephant in the room clears throat 2
Zadok the second 3 years

A large land mammal, which has been resident in the living room of John Groves and Roger Kowalchek since December 2009, has finally decided to do something about the constant inattention. It will...

Record low interest rate in the Royal Wedding being maintained for another month 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Prince Harry to appear on Top Gear, and after that on Who Do You Think You Are? 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Dalai Lama to step down over links with Prince Andrew 0
Ian Searle 3 years
New Paul McKenna book I Can Make You Irritated declared 'his most effective yet' 0
Skylarking 3 years
Oscar su...su...su...su...su... 0
beau-jolly 3 years

I'll get me cloth...

Google launch new video site for Welsh Farmers... Ewe-Tube 19
Rowly 3 years
French government recognises Libyan rebels - 0
MagnusOpum 3 years

NATO's still not sure where they know them from though...

Report confirms fat people are "not pleasant to look at". 0
spiraldrain 3 years
Secret Nazi Celebrity Estate Agent Makeover Show heralds new era for Channel 5 0
ronseal 3 years

A new soap opera, centred around an image obsessed property company with a secret connection with Hitler, is to be the flagship series for a new season of drama on Channel 5., A host of celebrities...

EU asks BA cabin crew and Spanish airport workers to enforce Libyan No-Fly zone 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gaddafi says there are unconfirmed reports Hague is leaving the cabinet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tories to offer UK work permits to Gaddafi supporters who assaulted BBC staff 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chickens are capable of empathy says study of Lib Dem MPs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Woman asks if men once had penile spines why are they still such pricks? 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Aboriginal remains to be repatriated, subject to game of cricket every two years 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
High-speed white elephants hailed as environmentally-friendly HS2 option 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Badly Drawn Boy Sues Artist 2
3 years

"a four year old could have done better", said Damon Gough, 42...

Red-Tape Manufacturers Seek Judicial Revue of Government's Policy 0
3 years

against red tape. More help pleease...

Westminster Village Idiot scheme announced in Parliament 0
Des and Stan 3 years

After initial setbacks with its election pledge to reintroduce Village Idiots, followed by the roll out of a parallel Urban Idiot initiative, the Coalition finally expects to achieve success in...

English Heritage to list the glass ceiling 1
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

English Heritage has announced that it has decided to list the glass ceiling, the transparent but rigid structure that blocked access for women to the nation’s boardrooms and corridors of power for...

Upset Victories Mark Middle-East Qualifying Rounds 0
Q William Bacon 3 years

National title contests have resulted in surprise upsets in Tunisia, Egypt, Oman, Jordan, and Bahrain. Previously unknown teams have finally merged to take on the long-established national teams. ...

Philip "just not up to" whacking Duke of York. 13
rikkor 3 years

The Duke of Edinburgh's office announced today that his advanced age and precarious health precluded him from hatching a plan to put a stop to the international embarrassment known as the Duke of...

1st Battalion Lord Vader Regiment welcomes new recruits 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Lord Vader confirmed today that more Jedi Knights have left the rebel alliance and sworn allegiance to the Emperor, having become disillusioned with the alliance’s liberal attitudes towards...

Tobacco firms told that packs may no longer contain cigarettes... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Dissident Anglicans leave Church of England... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

to set up even smaller church...

Humpty Dumpty was just about to say that's how I roll 0
markmypaper 3 years