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"No Voters Want Us To Quit The EU" Say Major Parties "So Why Is UKIP Popular?" - 2

"This is a complete mystery. Obviously we cannot allow any discussion of the EU, our continued membership or any possibility of actually quitting, so let's just mock the personal character of UKIP's...

Titus 12.05.14 7:44pm
Boko Haram implicated in sales of toasters, wine glasses and fondue sets on eBay 0
pere floza 12.05.14 7:17pm
pere floza
Boko Haram leaders in panic after celebrity Twitter assault

Reports from Nigeria say that the leadership of Boko Haram, the Islamist separatist group that recently kidnapped over 200 school girls, are in "a state of panic" after reeling from a sustained...

bonjonelson 12.05.14 7:04pm
Richard and Judy promote "Kill One, Get One Free" offer 3
Andy Gilder 12.05.14 7:01pm
Judy pre-empts suicide pact by shooting Richard through bathroom door... 2
Tripod 12.05.14 6:42pm

<zip> just saw all the other ones on Richard & Judy's latest lack of dignitas...

Squudge 12.05.14 6:37pm
US First Lady condemns Obama Heckler

The journalists and media of Washington DC were served a rare treat, as Michelle Obama cast away her usual First Lady persona, and condemned a heckler of 'messin with ma man's speech'. Taking time...

camz 12.05.14 6:12pm
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Twitterati beg Roy Hodgson to ‘bring back our boys’...

Roy Hodgson, the England manager, is on the receiving end of a Twitter campaign, hoping that ‘our boys’ can be rescued from the jungle before they come to any harm. Mr Hodgson acknowledged that...

Tripod 12.05.14 5:55pm
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HMRC offers Waitrose deal: file three tax returns this year for the price of two 0
ronseal 12.05.14 5:38pm
Richard and Judy stockpiling AK47s, promise to "take half of ITV" with them 0
sydalg 12.05.14 5:17pm
Stuart Hall ‘refusing to play his joker’... 0
Tripod 12.05.14 4:48pm
Procol Harum to re-issue entire back catalogue on wave of publicity

Now that it is the #1 item on Google searches and satirical news websites, the 70's prog rock band has decided to re-release all originally recorded material, including the only song anyone can...

NewBiscuit 12.05.14 4:46pm
Cocaine traces in drinking water. Homeopaths warned of possible overdose risk. 0
MADJEZ 12.05.14 4:43pm
Boko Haram issues new White Shade of Pale video 1
custard cream 12.05.14 4:36pm
Nigerian girls to be swapped for ‘full set of Panini World Cup stickers’... 0
Tripod 12.05.14 4:28pm
Barlow a saint who shouldn't pay tax says Cameron.

Not like that Labour supporting Jimmy Carr...

MADJEZ 12.05.14 3:40pm
Richard and Judy sign 'suicide pact' - really.

Sometimes the actual news is funnier than pretend stories Story is here:,...

custard cream 12.05.14 3:38pm
Putin slams Eurovision as 'Wurst case scenario' 0
Scroat 12.05.14 2:47pm
Little surprise as Roy Hodgson names England squad.... England 0
custard cream 12.05.14 2:45pm
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Baggies part company with Pepe Le Pew 0
custard cream 12.05.14 2:40pm
custard cream kicked out of... No, stuff this. He's not worth the keystrokes 0
Bigglesworth 12.05.14 2:28pm
BBC last to twig public don't give a s*** about Commonwealth games.

More overboard coverage soon...

MADJEZ 12.05.14 2:26pm
Ashley Cole pleased it won't be his fault England get knocked out of World Cup. 0
MADJEZ 12.05.14 2:25pm
Barlow offer HMRC ultimatum over tax affairs

Take That frontman Gary Barlow has given HMRC a ‘take it or leave it’ ultimatum concerning his sordid tax affairs., Barlow insists he either gets to keep the money he has embezilledor he...

Gerontius 12.05.14 2:13pm
Take That's Gary Barlow hands back OBE over tax to become 'Tak That's Gary Arlw' 0
Ian Searle 12.05.14 2:08pm
Ian Searle
The Queen to be replaced by Alan Bennett by 2017

The Government have unveiled plans to slowly ‘decommission’ Elizabeth II and install the much loved playwright as our new Monarch. While she was officially retired from active service on 27...

Wrenfoe 12.05.14 2:04pm
Pro-Russian Ukranians hold 'unofficial' Eurovision vote

Russian twins The Tolmachevy Sisters have won a landslide victory in the Eurovision Song Contest according to an unofficial poll which took place in areas held by Pro-Russian demonstrators in Eastern...

Adrian Bamforth 12.05.14 1:48pm
Adrian Bamforth
Public outcry at delay in Richard and Judy suicide pact enactment 0
RobArmstrong 12.05.14 1:27pm
Procol Harum eventually released by Nigerian police. 0
No Beard 12.05.14 1:22pm
No Beard
Police search for child who drew on Harry Styles

Law enforcement agencies are on alert for the perpetrator of multiple acts of vandalism upon a much loved British landmark and source of teenage fantasy. Reports have emerged that Harry Edward...

Wrenfoe 12.05.14 1:14pm