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"Which idiot made this website?", asks idiot 0
Dumbnews 05.01.14 5:19am
Dumbnews
Omnivores who refuse to eat horse branded hippocrits 6
Yikes 05.01.14 1:07am
Maverick
Vatican Bank Launches Online Money System PaPal 2
Iggy Pop-Barker 04.01.14 11:13pm
deskpilot3
‘Immigrants get it too easy’, says man after having personal debts written off

A man from Barnet has passionately reiterated his views that immigrants ‘exploit the system for their own personal gain’ today, whilst celebrating his successful application to have most of his...

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Jesus H 04.01.14 10:45pm
Midfield Diamond
Stranded ice-breaker crew "getting on really well" 6
Idiot 04.01.14 10:13pm
rickwestwell
I of W sends state of the art flood defence aid in form of sponges to mainland

Extra absorbent paper towels on standby if required...

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irreverendJ 04.01.14 10:04pm
irreverendJ
Wimbledon Common confirms Great Uncle Bulgaria now able to claim UK benefits. 1
bonjonelson 04.01.14 9:00pm
godly1966
Morrissey accidentally eats half a chicken sandwich in Nandos.

I wish, with every fibre of my being, that this would come true...

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bonjonelson 04.01.14 7:19pm
bonjonelson
Everlys get well soon aid for Schu

In the heartwarming human interest story of the year so far, it has emerged that just before Phil Everly sadly died yesterday due to smoking too many fags, the Everly Brothers had recorded a special...

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Damien_H 04.01.14 6:25pm
Damien_H
Public hope Jim Davidson does 'Chalky' routine for Evander Holyfield

In a show normally reserved for thick people and people wanting to feel superior to thick people, the Nation is currently hoping Celebrity Big Brother contestant Jim Davidson will perform his comedy...

0
David K 04.01.14 6:23pm
David K
Starship captain suprised by paradise planet without a dark secret

Captain Flash Galagin of the space ship Endeavour expressed shock after his ship's visit to the planet Eden Thirty, as he was bewildered to find that everything on the planet was in fact exactly as...

0
Bigglesworth 04.01.14 6:05pm
Bigglesworth
Environment Agency: Weather news warning upgraded to 'Tiresome' 1
jp1885 04.01.14 5:49pm
godly1966
Looe not flushed

More later...

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virtuallywill 04.01.14 5:37pm
godly1966
2013 Has Had ‘It’s Ups and It’s Downs’ Shock Report Reveals

In perhaps the most unprecedented news story of the year, Jane Andrews from Wigan, 33, has described 2013 has being a year of ‘Ups and Downs’. A statement released by Jane has shocked and...

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Rowan van den Berg 04.01.14 5:35pm
godly1966
SeaWorld Delighted to Win 'Happiest Whales' Competition for 75th Year Running

Family fun giants SeaWorld are 'absolutely amazed' to win the coveted 'Happiest Whales 2013' competition, as voted for by the public. They received staunch competition from such attractions as 'The...

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Rowan van den Berg 04.01.14 3:34pm
Rowan van den Berg
Google launches ‘festive withdrawal’ in London offices

Google has launched a new year initiative to ease their London employees back into work after the Christmas break. After an extended period of eating, drinking and arguing, they aim to lure people...

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Plot126 04.01.14 2:01pm
Plot126
Bulgarians & Rumanians Flood To Britain To Get Their Cars Washed Cheap By Poles 1
Titus 04.01.14 12:41pm
godly1966
N Korean efficiency drive sees repeal of 'licked to death by kittens' sentencing 2
pere floza 04.01.14 11:52am
ゴルゴ13
Latest smartphone boasts more features you'll never use 0
Dumbnews 04.01.14 5:51am
Dumbnews
Food Standards Agency Warning: Mincement may contain Kim Jong Un's Uncle. 0
Al OPecia 04.01.14 12:40am
Al OPecia
Hilarious man makes 'only 50 weeks until Christmas' joke

Renowned office funnyman Peter Hamilton has helped chase away the January blues by making his annual 'only 50 weeks until Christmas' joke, reports revealed earlier today. Blessed with a sharp wit...

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David K 03.01.14 11:12pm
GrumpyCat
Aberystwyth declared much nicer after 60 min makeover 0
irreverendJ 03.01.14 10:59pm
irreverendJ
Ice-breaker sent to save ice-breaker sent to rescue ice-breaker sent to ...

Many more soon...

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Sinnick 03.01.14 10:34pm
Sinnick
Fatarsed Nazi Griffin declared as "Rump bank" 0
antharrison 03.01.14 10:21pm
antharrison
Cheshire couple celebrate record "Dryuanry" abstinence with a few whiskies

Blasting their previous record into insignificance, Cheshire couple Andy and Daphne Harries, announced they had managed to uphold their pledge to not drink any alcohol until their neices's wedding in...

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antharrison 03.01.14 10:06pm
antharrison
Weather presenters ordered to stop humming the theme from Jaws 2
Squudge 03.01.14 9:35pm
sponge finger
Nick Griffin asks "Is it 'cause I is no longer in the blik?" 0
Squudge 03.01.14 9:31pm
Squudge
Bulgaria & Romania Now Fear Flood Of Immigrant Bankrupt Politicians From The UK 0
Titus 03.01.14 8:26pm
Titus
Uni Lads to allow women join 'the banter' by 2018

In a historical break in Uni Lad orthodoxy, women are expected to be allowed join 'the banter' by 2018. The controversial decision, proposed by Uni Lad leader FifaLegend95, said they would review...

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David K 03.01.14 6:45pm
David K
Man who killed his twin was trying to commit suicide, says lawyer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.01.14 6:04pm
dominic_mcg