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Cheltenham Festival gate-crashed by confused hippies 0
greg various 3 years

with odds at 33 to 1...

Ray Davies asked to consider renaming 2011 Meltdown festival. 0
simonjmr 3 years
Government to introduce Unnecessary Signs Ahead road sign - 2 30
John Wiltshire 3 years

The government has announced that a new road sign will shortly be appearing on Britain's roads, warning motorists of unnecessary signs ahead., The Transport minister, Keith Brown, said at a press...

Arsey Gangsta sought after drive by sh*ting 0
3 years
After making millions with the help of slum dwellers Danny Boyle gives back 0
markmypaper 3 years

to the families,with 5 fire extinguishers and a safety pamphlet from The top fire station in Glasgow.He admits he is no hero and it's what any Scotsman that had exploited children and had millions...

Writer wants to join in the fun but feels it would be a drive by mooting 0
markmypaper 3 years
Owl sought after fly-by hooting 2
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize for His Inaction in Middle East 1
Q William Bacon 3 years

U.S. President Barack Obama received the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize, his second, at a ceremony in Oslo. As is tradition, the King of Norway was in attendance. In accepting the award, Mr. Obama said,...

Proud father-to-be David Beckham reveals "It's a baby!". 0
flossie mcjava 3 years
John Terry to get England captaincy back 0
riesler 3 years

Manager Fabio Capello said "It's OK, he had his fingers crossed when he shagged Wayne Bridge's ex, so that means after a year he has unshagged her. In Italy we call it the Berlusconi Rule"...

Live action version of Godzilla now much closer, claim Japanese scientists 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Suspicions grow about the census question on happiness... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

as the only permitted answers are:, a) happy,, b) very happy,, c) happy with the first past the post election system,, d) very happy sacking overpaid public servants and, e) ludicrously happy...

Daily Mail 'still trying to find cancer, house price angle' on Japan earthquake 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

[i]Daily Mail[/i] reporters are working 'round the clock' to identify a link between the Japanese earthquake and either cancer, house prices or political correctness, the paper's editor has said....

Greengrocer arrested after drive-by fruiting. 1
mr blue 3 years
Wenger bids for two keepers; accidentally buys Lehman Brothers. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Police search for Ed Miliband continues - no reports of any sightings... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

for over three months now. No-one is helping police with their enquiries...

Excitable Osborne is counting down to the new Age of Austerity... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

because on April 1st we will finally leave behind the bloated, overblown and wasteful budgets of the last Government, and we can live on gruel and old newspaper casserole until we get the next...

Clegg to enter a coalition with the rest of his party 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Clegg's prayers answered by disasters in Libya and Japan... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

avoiding any embarrassing press coversge of the Lib Dem spring conference...

Kerry Katona misses out again at Crufts 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hungry Imam modifies stance against ham 3
Genghis Cohen 3 years
Ronco releases Osama Bin Laden video compilation "Now That's What I Call Jihad" 1
ronseal 3 years
Next on Comedy Central, Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Kilos. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Mr Sheen good at cleaning up dust from hard surfaces 2
simonjmr 3 years
Six Nations: Martin Johnson expects England improvement .... 4
DiY 3 years

four wins out of four games not good enough!...

Mens' Outfitter arrested in driveby suiting and booting. 0
tl72uk 3 years
'Moral victory' for losing British 4x100m relay team who ignored backhanders 0
pinxit 3 years
Police hunt man with volume control after drive-by muting 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Devil confirms Nick Clegg no longer has any rights over Lib Dem Soul. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

His spokesdemons Divad Noremac and Egroeg Enrobso claim they hold the contract written in the blood of Middle England...

CAMERON BACKS "BENNY HILL THEME" FOR ENGLAND'S 2012 ENTRANCE. 0
3 years