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John Humphrys called to step down over claims he has been paid to ask questions

Some of them about Fiji...

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Ian Searle 01.06.13 8:31pm
Ian Searle
Pest 0
Smart Alex 01.06.13 8:27pm
Smart Alex
Scouts touch up hillside figure, Operation Yew Tree officers informed 1
topfotogmw 01.06.13 8:10pm
Arthur
Motorist earns kudos by being last person not to own a personalised number plate

"Where can we get one of those?", ask jealous observers, "Was it expensive?"...

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Ian Searle 01.06.13 7:43pm
Arthur
Uncommonly cheerful barber ponders further uses for scissors and razor. 4
sredni vashta 01.06.13 7:14pm
sredni vashta
Gastroenteritis outbreak leads to sudden step change in most UK hospitals 5
Dick Everyman 01.06.13 6:57pm
Arthur
Global warming will cause steppe change, warn Russian climatologists 4
Arthur 01.06.13 6:49pm
Lindy Moone
Flat feet major cause of instep change, warn chiropodists 0
Arthur 01.06.13 6:45pm
Arthur
Man's dying wish is that he wished he'd looked both ways before crossing 6
Smart Alex 01.06.13 5:02pm
Dick Everyman
Sodor abandoned as self-aware steam trains finally take over

The Fat Controller was airlifted to safety yesterday after a pack of feral tank engines overran his house, forcing him to admit plans for a steam-driven island had gone terribly wrong. 'All I...

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SuburbanDad 01.06.13 4:13pm
Scronnyglonkle
Congress in favour of Asteroid impact

Despite the relief of most of Earth's inhabitants that the space rock 1998 QE2 will miss by 6 million kilometres; the United States feels thwarted. On Friday morning Congress passed by a bipartisan...

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Wrenfoe 01.06.13 3:57pm
Lindy Moone
Sorry I'm late; stepped in shit and had to change shoes...

and that's never, ever happened to me before. (Neat-O!)...

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Lindy Moone 01.06.13 3:56pm
Arthur
B&Q offer step change for customers who bought faulty ladders 2
Arthur 01.06.13 3:53pm
Arthur
PowerPoint presenters make paradigm step, change in audience attitude inevitable 0
Arthur 01.06.13 2:51pm
Arthur
Ahmadinejad agrees to rename country "i-Ran" as US removes IT export sanctions

US state department officials have announced a major breakthrough in economic and political relations with the state formerly known as Iran. Under the new deal involving US computing giant Apple,...

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Bertrand Twisted 01.06.13 12:13pm
sredni vashta
"union of two people will not lead to polygamy" maths teachers insist 0
sillybugger 01.06.13 11:53am
sillybugger
Term 'crack whore' is offensive to crack whores, says crack whore 1
cinquecento 01.06.13 11:26am
Lindy Moone
Move on, there's nothing to see here. My screen froze and I saved it 3 times 1
ronseal 01.06.13 10:52am
Dick Everyman
Flasher changes mind over retirement and sticks it out for another year 1
custard cream 01.06.13 10:50am
Dick Everyman
Harassed Afghan farmer 'victim of tall poppy syndrome' 0
cinquecento 01.06.13 10:04am
cinquecento
Anti-gay marriage rants inadvertently fuelling pervy fantasies

Recent comments by ageing right-wingers against the legalisation of gay marriage are unintentionally giving unimaginative straight men the ammunnition for new strains of kinky fantasy, it has emerged...

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Oxbridge 01.06.13 9:25am
Wrenfoe
God smites man for "not showing 'nuff respec', innit" 0
Al OPecia 01.06.13 8:16am
Al OPecia
EU directs that Batman must be called Chiropteraman. 0
Maverick 01.06.13 1:33am
Maverick
Bolshoi Make Choerographic Step Change To Line Dancing To Become "Less Elitist" 0
Titus 31.05.13 10:48pm
Titus
Shock as trips to Mars might be dangerous

Space scientists around the world are reeling to the astonishing news that a journey to Mars might be risky. One scientist said, "I was planning to take the kids this summer, but now I've cancelled...

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apepper 31.05.13 10:42pm
Titus
Andy Coulson briefs Cabinet on Top Cop, Barmy Boffins, Randy Vicar and Scorchers

A new dossier written by the government's former spin doctor has graphically depicted, in no uncertain terms, the challenges that lie ahead of the Prime Minister and his cabinet. The report -...

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ronseal 31.05.13 10:38pm
ronseal
Brazilian's cut it a bit fine, say fifa. 0
Squudge 31.05.13 10:32pm
Squudge
Guardsmen out of step change their drill sergeant 0
Arthur 31.05.13 10:22pm
Arthur
Sochi winter games mocked for derisory levels of corruption

Claims that a mere $30bn has been stolen so far in connection with preparations for the Sochi Olympic Winter Games have been met with barely concealed derision by representatives from the world‘s...

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Bertrand Twisted 31.05.13 9:45pm
Sinnick
Lonely old woman adopted by thirty-six cats.

Reports are emerging of a remarkable story of cross-species altruism involving the adoption of a lonely old woman by a group of thirty-six cats. Homeless, penniless Abigail Pike, 74, was facing a...

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sredni vashta 31.05.13 9:08pm
Titus