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Blair To Pay for His Own Eventual Funeral "Provided It's Bigger Than Thatcher's"

"After all, I mean, look, you know chaps, I was Prime Minister for longer than she was " smirked the former PM yesterday...

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Titus 10.04.13 10:25pm
Titus
Recently declassified facts about Thatcher

Now released under the Freedom of Information Act: • She played maracas on a number of Happy Mondays recordings, for which she was not credited, • Remains prime suspect in Geoffrey Howe’s...

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Newsquelch 10.04.13 10:04pm
LensCap
NB vote:stars for Mrs T as Britain's saviour or no stars for meanest cow ever

dunu dunu dunu dunu derrrr...

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LensCap 10.04.13 10:02pm
Titus
Bronze Statue of Mrs Thatcher fisting Yorkshire miner WILL be taxpayer funded...

More (too) soon...

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Jammydodgers 10.04.13 9:56pm
LensCap
Thatcher "risen from the dead", claim Thatcherites

Just three days after her death, followers of Margaret Thatcher are claiming their leader has come back to life. Unconfirmed reports suggest she has appeared across Britain, still preaching the "good...

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SuburbanDad 10.04.13 9:49pm
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Man banned from animal park after talking about a shiatsu 0
custard cream 10.04.13 9:28pm
custard cream
Barcelona overtake Roger Federer for number of succesful passes 0
custard cream 10.04.13 8:51pm
custard cream
Fake Dress Designer Fabricated CV. 0
SJM 10.04.13 8:35pm
SJM
OCD Sufferers Urged To Double-Check Symptoms. 0
SJM 10.04.13 8:31pm
SJM
Pioneer of Test tube babies revealed to be a real wanker! 0
irreverendJ 10.04.13 6:46pm
irreverendJ
Bush honoured 0
andhrimnir 10.04.13 5:34pm
andhrimnir
Girl Guides furious at the withdrawal of the Page Three Badge. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 10.04.13 5:31pm
FlashArry
UK "split" over whether Mrs Thatcher was divisive. 1
nickb 10.04.13 5:17pm
Titus
Blair criticises Thatcher death celebrations amid fears same could happen to him 2
Smart Alex 10.04.13 5:00pm
Al OPecia
Superman protests at loss of extraordinary abilities allowance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.04.13 4:46pm
Al OPecia
Report Claims That Conspiracy Theorists Are A Dying Breed.

possibly no more soon...

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sredni vashta 10.04.13 4:45pm
Titus
"Voice of Darts" MC told to keep out of the black and in the red... 0
ginty 10.04.13 4:36pm
ginty
Asda urges government to combat "shocking levels" of drug abuse among horses

The government is launching a multi-million-pound campaign to combat equine drug abuse in the wake of the scandalous levels of Bute discovered in Asda meat. "The level of mind-altering substances...

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sydalg 10.04.13 3:54pm
sydalg
Cow & Gate found to contain horse milk. Panic buying stops. 0
MADJEZ 10.04.13 3:12pm
MADJEZ
James Crosby to be given knighthood for giving up knighthood

Banker James Crosby, will be given a knighthood in recognition of having offered to give up his knighthood following the banking scandal. A spokesmanperson for Buckingham Palace said: 'We like to...

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John Wiltshire 10.04.13 2:47pm
John Wiltshire
Thatcher turned down expensive state funeral, favoured expensive privatised one 0
thisisall1word 10.04.13 2:34pm
thisisall1word
Meanwhile, Other Prime Ministers: No-One Can Remember If Major Is Still Alive 0
Titus 10.04.13 2:21pm
Titus
Topless Protesters Demonstrate "Typical Irrational Female Lack Of Logic"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22064804...

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Titus 10.04.13 1:36pm
Titus
Banana robbery made by opportunist Fyffes 0
charlies_hat 10.04.13 1:33pm
charlies_hat
Bernard Mathews thinks Asda Corned Beef is "Bute-iful" 2
victimms 10.04.13 12:15pm
ginty
A.L.F. free cans of Asda corned beef subjected to pain experiments.. 1
10.04.13 11:56am
Man with immense home-improvement skills described as "complete tool". 0
sredni vashta 10.04.13 11:43am
sredni vashta
Simon Cowell to record Thatcher tribute

Conservative Think Tank “Pecuniam pro vetus funis” have teamed up with Simon Cowell to record a money making single to cash in on the death of Margaret Thatcher. In an interview with faux...

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Baldiebaldo 10.04.13 11:05am
Baldiebaldo
Durham miners offer abandoned mine shaft for Iron Lady's internment 0
Dick Everyman 10.04.13 10:57am
Dick Everyman
Traces of Bute found in Argyll

More the noo...

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virtuallywill 10.04.13 10:46am
nickb