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|Cameron makes embarrassing gaff on EU Referendum||0||
In another gaff to rival the recent LOL debacle, David Cameron today admits being confused by 'gullible' and 'grey'. He stated "We'll offer to give the electorate a Referendum on Europe to gain the...
|Cycling events set to attract pedalphiles.||1||
|Daily Mail website banned as "unsuitable for children"||0||
Editor: "Now wait a minute"...
|Boris heads the field in Olympic Village Idiot race||1||
Soon to be ex-Mayor of London Boris Jonnson has been installed as favourite in the search to find the consumate buffoon for next year's Olympic Games. The jocular ungainly ex-Bullingdon figure of...
|Walmart "shocked" at news that Mexican officials took bribes.||0||
"Corruption? In a third world country? I just can't believe it" said a shocked Rob Walton...
|Homeopaths agree to treat straight people.||0||
|Austerity Measures Mean No Medals At London 2012 - Nectar Points Instead||0||
|RSPCA fury as Korean restaurant advertises "Full Old English". More soon.||4||
|'I want to see out my contract' Manager, chained to stadium 'just in case'||0||
|Evangelist Converts Loft||0||
||Iggy Pop-Barker||3 years|
|Church archivist sold with Full Service History||1||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Apathy Society plans Day of Inaction. More soon.||3||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Brits divided over whether David Cameron is from Mars or Venus||0||
One in ten Brits believe that Prime Minister David Cameron could be an alien living on earth, according to a survey, but people are divided over whether he is from Mars or Venus. The research, which...
|Queen honours Republican Society with royal title||0||
To mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen has awarded the title of "Royal" to the Republican Society and it will be known henceforth as the Royal Republic Society. The president of the society denied...
|Jubilee street parties set to remind neighbours why they avoid each other||0||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|Ford to Launch Special Edition Van,"Transit Venus"||0||
Available, London 6th June 05;37 to 05;55, Tokyo 6th June 07;10 to 13;47, Offer not available from dealerships in West Africa & South America...
|Sheep farmers hold tup aware party||1||
|Shock as boxer has 'fight of his life' inside the ring||2||
A boxer has stunned feature writers by having 'the fight of his life' inside a roped off area, in front of baying crowd, with a trainer in attendance and a referee presiding over the event. Kenny...
|NHS Trust fined for data breaches set to raise funds by selling old PCs on ebay||0||
||Nails UK||3 years|
|Homeopaths to strike after failing to agree pensions remedy||1||
Homeopaths working for the NHS have voted underwhelming to strike over proposed pension reform. This will see them join ’real doctors' taking action over the issue. Currently practitioners save for...
|New chairman of Binary Association promises to give 1101110%||4||
||seymour totti||3 years|
|Austerity forces Jubilee downgrade from Diamond to Rhinestone.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|International Cricket Council stumped by Syrian crimes against humanity referral||0||
|Pet shop thefts; new leads||1||
More to follow...
|Queen to spend weekend having a BBQ and watching telly like rest of nation .||0||
|Brevity Association ends||0||
|Secretly Gay Society cancels outing||1||
|Dogs accuse RSPCA of 'irresponsible' promotion of size-zero dogs||5||
||Gary Stanton||3 years|
The RSPCA has come under fire from dogs for publishing pictures of a malnourished size zero Staffordshire cross, which have left many of them feeling unhappy about the way they look. The dog, which...
|Abstaining single woman at family party not pregnant, just alcoholic||6||
The decision of 33-year-old Jane Hughes to refuse an alcoholic drink at a do for her parents' 40th wedding anniversary sparked widespread speculation among aunts and other female relations that she...
|Children who watch too much 3D TV warned it will turn their eyes cuboid||1||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
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