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Cameron makes embarrassing gaff on EU Referendum 0
Mart1054 3 years

In another gaff to rival the recent LOL debacle, David Cameron today admits being confused by 'gullible' and 'grey'. He stated "We'll offer to give the electorate a Referendum on Europe to gain the...

Cycling events set to attract pedalphiles. 1
Maverick 3 years
Daily Mail website banned as "unsuitable for children" 0
apepper 3 years

Editor: "Now wait a minute"...

Boris heads the field in Olympic Village Idiot race 1
spoole2112 3 years

Soon to be ex-Mayor of London Boris Jonnson has been installed as favourite in the search to find the consumate buffoon for next year's Olympic Games. The jocular ungainly ex-Bullingdon figure of...

Walmart "shocked" at news that Mexican officials took bribes. 0
Maverick 3 years

"Corruption? In a third world country? I just can't believe it" said a shocked Rob Walton...

Homeopaths agree to treat straight people. 0
Maverick 3 years
Austerity Measures Mean No Medals At London 2012 - Nectar Points Instead 0
Textbook 3 years
RSPCA fury as Korean restaurant advertises "Full Old English". More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years
'I want to see out my contract' Manager, chained to stadium 'just in case' 0
LPWright 3 years
Evangelist Converts Loft 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years
Church archivist sold with Full Service History 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Apathy Society plans Day of Inaction. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years
Brits divided over whether David Cameron is from Mars or Venus 0
roybland 3 years

One in ten Brits believe that Prime Minister David Cameron could be an alien living on earth, according to a survey, but people are divided over whether he is from Mars or Venus. The research, which...

Queen honours Republican Society with royal title 0
apepper 3 years

To mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen has awarded the title of "Royal" to the Republican Society and it will be known henceforth as the Royal Republic Society. The president of the society denied...

Jubilee street parties set to remind neighbours why they avoid each other 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Ford to Launch Special Edition Van,"Transit Venus" 0
Rowly 3 years

Available, London 6th June 05;37 to 05;55, Tokyo 6th June 07;10 to 13;47, Offer not available from dealerships in West Africa & South America...

Sheep farmers hold tup aware party 1
rustytruss 3 years
Shock as boxer has 'fight of his life' inside the ring 2
ronseal 3 years

A boxer has stunned feature writers by having 'the fight of his life' inside a roped off area, in front of baying crowd, with a trainer in attendance and a referee presiding over the event. Kenny...

NHS Trust fined for data breaches set to raise funds by selling old PCs on ebay 0
Nails UK 3 years
Homeopaths to strike after failing to agree pensions remedy 1
Perks 3 years

Homeopaths working for the NHS have voted underwhelming to strike over proposed pension reform. This will see them join ’real doctors' taking action over the issue. Currently practitioners save for...

New chairman of Binary Association promises to give 1101110% 4
seymour totti 3 years
Austerity forces Jubilee downgrade from Diamond to Rhinestone. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

..more soon...

International Cricket Council stumped by Syrian crimes against humanity referral 0
cinquecento 3 years
Pet shop thefts; new leads 1
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Queen to spend weekend having a BBQ and watching telly like rest of nation . 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Brevity Association ends 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Secretly Gay Society cancels outing 1
rustytruss 3 years
Dogs accuse RSPCA of 'irresponsible' promotion of size-zero dogs 5
Gary Stanton 3 years

The RSPCA has come under fire from dogs for publishing pictures of a malnourished size zero Staffordshire cross, which have left many of them feeling unhappy about the way they look. The dog, which...

Abstaining single woman at family party not pregnant, just alcoholic 6
DrTurmoil 3 years

The decision of 33-year-old Jane Hughes to refuse an alcoholic drink at a do for her parents' 40th wedding anniversary sparked widespread speculation among aunts and other female relations that she...

Children who watch too much 3D TV warned it will turn their eyes cuboid 1
Ian Searle 3 years