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National Stalking Clinic's every move being watched 4
Username 3 years
Outrage as some schools spend 2 years giving children answers to exams 0
fernandomando 3 years
Ethnic fashionistas wrapping up warm this winter, as burqins hit the high street 0
Username 3 years
"Windows 7 critical updates slowly eroded my self-esteem" - Former Microsoft CEO 0
Username 3 years
Newly opened stalking clinic inundated with calls 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Windows 7 critical updates hacked by Apple software engineers. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Messages include ‘what a ghastly looking machine’, ‘oh, dear, has it crashed again?' and ‘you really should buy an iMac, they’re far superior in every way.'...

Man who swallowed watch just wanted to pass the time. 2
Major Clanger 3 years
Left-handed men now 'even more frustrated' by new xxx domains 0
Username 3 years
Harland & Wolff diversify into domestic cleaning market 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

with new range of tramp-steamers...

Merseyside nativity play halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks. 6
Stan 3 years

A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall...

Basel brush United aside 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

(I suspect the tabloids may have already done this one)...

SAAB admits ‘we never really liked making cars’ after latest bankruptcy 2
Immunis 3 years

Today SAAB went bankrupt for the 8th time in the last 2 years, breaking the previous record held by Rover cars and heralding a new low for the Swedish automotive industry. Mr Gustavs, the ex-owner...

Add-on selling taken to new extremes as Argos start pushing houses 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

In the run up to Christmas retailers who have had a tough year are trying to make the most of their seasonal boost in sales, by suggesting all manner of additional products that customers might like...

Lauren Scruggs wanted to become an actress. But she kept walking into the props. 0
RJWinter 3 years
Chat room debater make 100s of converts with CAPS LOCK and personal abuse 11
ronseal 3 years

A student radical has created thousands of converts to socialism, with his judicious use of the CAPS LOCK key, personal abuse and Johan Hari style Heresay Fundamentalism. "Jeremy Clarkson should die...

PM's fury; "NOTW obtained medical records without proper payment" 0
apepper 3 years

David Cameron has expressed anger that the News of the World obtained the medical records of celebrities without the government receiving their cut...

Lonely antique furniture collector names new cabinet 0
DorsetBoy 3 years
Ignoring critical updates for your PC could cause it to explode, warns experts 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Red alert wind warning as Eric Pickles turns vegetarian 1
JETFAB 3 years
European Champions League latest: London 2, Manchester 0 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

Who'd a thunk it ?...

Michael Barrymore to re-make 'My Kind Of People' with Pablo Escabar. 0
Monkeycustard 3 years
Manchester United knocked out of Champions League by Oregano. 0
Monkeycustard 3 years
Man injured by seafood calls Clams Direct 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Fingers still the cheapest meal 0
Username 3 years
Homeopathic Groupon offers 0.00000000001% discounts on popular purchases 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Court finds rioters were not responsible for damage to Bullingdon Club HQ 0
reforse 3 years
Little Mix tipped to win Nobel Peace Prize 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Number of Da Vinci Code ripoff novels set to hit the three million mark by June 0
Quillie 3 years

Sociologists at the University of Sociology have predicted that the number of novels about academics trying to bring down ancient, clandestine groups which have influence that stretches into the...

At his cocaine possession trial Michael Barrymore admits to being 'All white'. 0
pinxit 3 years
Simon Cowell to re-release "I got you babe" as Sunni & Shere Xmas charity song 2
dvo4fun 3 years