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Bald eagle under threat from Regaine in water supply 0
sydalg 10.05.14 10:15am
Watford FC welcome 'Bee League' 5
James Pluside 10.05.14 10:12am
Not Amused
Rolf Harris to be sentenced, judge says 'Can you guess what it is yet'

Way too early but I'll have forgotten it in a few weeks...

MADJEZ 10.05.14 9:52am
Gerry Adams admits to involvement in the 'passive aggressive' wing of Sinn Féin

While still denying his part in the 1972 IRA murder of mother of 10 Jean McConville, the republican politician acknowledged his part in a systematic campaign of 'sustained grumpiness'. Hiding behind...

Wrenfoe 10.05.14 7:54am
Revenue sing to Barlow 'I want your BACS', Barlow says Take That

No more later...

throngsman 10.05.14 7:25am
Rolf admits the extra leg wasn't a prop - 'there were kids in the audience'

More later...

throngsman 10.05.14 7:23am
Gordon Brown announces, "I had no idea I'd damaged the economy" 0
topfotogmw 10.05.14 6:57am
Judge rules use of mock toilet door at Pistorius trial not a joke.

Even though people are pistoriing themselves...

Maverick 10.05.14 5:28am
Man unsure if 8 billionth edit to online profile reflects his true self 0
Dumbnews 10.05.14 4:59am
'Happy carcass' food labelling launched

Food regulators have again this week condemned the confusion caused by lax labelling on meat supplied to the food industry. 'Finally they are getting the correct animals, however the consumer is now...

Squudge 09.05.14 11:05pm
Rolf Harris claims "kangaroo court" trying to "tie him down" 3
sydalg 09.05.14 10:27pm
UKIP to adopt Leo Sayer's "One Man band" as Election backing track. 0
Al OPecia 09.05.14 9:29pm
Al OPecia
Prosecution admits Abu Hamza's hand-to-eye co-ordination is rubbish 0
sydalg 09.05.14 8:22pm
Problems for entertainer mount as Animal Hospital dog is asked to name abuser 1
LittleSpender 09.05.14 8:13pm
Adrian Bamforth
Toughen up on 'incompetent' MPs, say Electricians

Tougher rules are needed to ensure MPs have enough training to create new laws for the rest of us without making a complete hash them, the NICEIC have warned. Rules in England for Electricians state...

rogerg 09.05.14 8:12pm
Abu Hamza denies he was "eyeless in Gaza" 1
sydalg 09.05.14 7:59pm
Boy builds working gun out of Lego

A Lewisham boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has been arrested and charged with firearms offences for being in possession of a firearm built entirely out of Lego. A police spokesman said...

donsayers 09.05.14 7:47pm
Changes to utility bill make it easier to find how much you are being ripped off 0
Dumbnews 09.05.14 7:38pm
Adrenaline junkie surfs web without anti-virus protection 0
Dumbnews 09.05.14 7:35pm
Abu Hamza cries his eye out in court

more to follow...

apepper 09.05.14 7:30pm
Russian May Day Military Parade "accidentally" marchs into eastern Ukraine. 0
Al OPecia 09.05.14 6:51pm
Al OPecia
Putin denies 'military hardware porn' was his

A laptop believed to be owned by Russian President Vladimir Putin was seized by police after images of tanks, armoured personnel vehicles and other military hardwear were found on the hard-drive.,...

Mitt Walters 09.05.14 3:34pm
Mitt Walters
Most British meat is secretly prepared using barbaric Chemi-cal ritual

In a bid to appease the sinister food science and marketing communities, most British meat is now subject to the increasingly dominant Chemic-al system of animal husbandry. Innocent chickens are...

ronseal 09.05.14 3:31pm
Newsbiscuit contributor in court on terrorist charges.

A court was today shocked to discover that 18 year old bomb plotter Michael Piggin was not a lonely teen bent on revenge against the world but in fact a contributor to the once popular satirical news...

MADJEZ 09.05.14 3:18pm
HM Treasury’s New ‘We Buy Any Gold’ website goes live today 0
ick-head 09.05.14 2:37pm
Scandinavian cuticle chewing championship goes to nail biting Finnish. 2
wallster 09.05.14 2:04pm
Not Amused
MPs concern at extended HMRC powers to recover tax-fraud gains

MPs are alarmed by proposals to extend the powers of HMRC to recover legitimate tax bills which have been avoided by such widespread Westminster practices as 'flipping' and 'employing my wife as my...

NewBiscuit 09.05.14 1:22pm
Cracker used to Hob-Nob with the Jammy Dodgers 1
farmer giles 09.05.14 1:07pm
farmer giles
Pizza Express to introduce custom slaughter techniques

In an attempt to head off a growing revolt against them as the pseudo-debate over halal meat rumbles on, Pizza Express are to offer customers a choice over how their meat is produced. The chain is...

johnnydobbo 09.05.14 12:52pm
Nation treated for shock over Katie Price split

The artist formerly known as Jordan, or the Hashemite Kingdom of Transjordan, traumatised the UK by announcing her plans to get divorced. As has been well-documented, Ms. Price’s commitment to the...

Wrenfoe 09.05.14 12:50pm