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Queen creates "Diamond geezer" honour 0
apepper 3 years

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Queen invites Duchess of York to join royal pageant on the Marchioness. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Government Denies Climb Down over New Ladder Tax 0
GillsImp 3 years

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LOCOG insists re-using Jubilee flags at Olympics 'would be act of treason' 5
3 years

LOCOG has warned patriotic members of the public about the dangers of re-using Jubilee flags. Devoid of sponsorship logos and sometimes home-made, Lord Coe insisted the wilful use of a non-Olympic...

"Further ado" delays wedding reception speeches. 2
nickb 3 years
Benefit cheats urged to becomes baronesses to escape prosecution 0
roybland 3 years

Benefit cheats may be able to argue that they 'overlooked' payments they shouldn't have claimed if they have a title such as 'baroness', according to a Tory think tank. 'Single mothers who are...

Phew! Sunshine threat to Jubilee celebrations lifted 0
roybland 3 years

Fears that wall-to-wall sunshine might dampen the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations have been lifted with the Met Office forecasting plenty of good Bank Holiday rain until Tuesday. Millions of...

Major League Baseball blame UK for bunting shortage. 0
weematt 3 years
Man reads Chinese Takeaway menu out loud without parody of Chinese accent 9
dvo4fun 3 years
"Testosterone fuelled fuel" to go on sale in UK petrol stations 2
nickb 3 years

The world's first automotive fuel to have a testosterone additive will go on sale on British forecourts this Autumn. "This isn't just a gimmick," said Mike Adams of the Fuel Retailers Association. ...

German family from Windsor enjoy 4 day holiday of a lifetime with Royalty Card 1
ronseal 3 years

Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and her husband Philip are enjoying the ultimate holiday, a four day national celebration with flybys, floatillas and fawning on an unprecedented level - after amassing sixty...

God shown saving Queen in royal home movie. C of E claims heavenly endorsement 1
nickb 3 years

BBC releases "holy" video shot by Prince Charles. Palace claims: God really did save the Queen. News that the Britain’s official deity intervened to save the life of the head of His church...

Doctor of Homeopathy cures patients with just 2 words 6
Sinnick 3 years

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Nazi ban is Political Correctness Gone Mad say callers to Radio Ukraine phone in 1
ronseal 3 years

"Monkey noise is just harmless joke, some of my best friends are blackies," complained Igor, from Kharkiv, as the switchboard lit up during the Ivan and Katya breakfast hour on Radio Ukraine...

Whether outlook - continued reign. 1
Maverick 3 years
Alliteration Association appoints administrators after accountants advise action 10
bonjonelson 3 years
Tetley's looking forward to Double Diamond Jubilee. 0
Maverick 3 years
Shock as Memo leaked 0
Bismarck 3 years

The Westminster village was reeling today after the shock leaking of a government memo warning that "They could not keep the fact that Michael Gove is a waxwork from the British public indefinitely."...

Man found Alive on Eastbourne Beach 0
Bismarck 3 years

Police were today investigating the discovery of a live man on Eastbourne Beach. One resident of the town who did not want to be named said "It's not the sort of thing we expect to happen here."...

Nation celebrates 60 years since King's death 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
86-year-old Windsor woman 'forced to work over Bank Holiday' claim 0
roybland 3 years

An 86-year-old Windsor woman is being forced to work over the long Bank Holiday - sometimes late at night - according to Age UK. The charity says the woman had to report for duty at Epsom racecourse...

Doctors fear Justin Bieber may never regain use of his left eyebrow 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Homoeopathic doctor submits doctorate with single letter 2
apepper 3 years

The validity of homoeopathic qualifications has been raised into question after it was revealed that it was possible to obtain a doctorate by submitting a thesis consisting of a single letter;...

Charles upset after 21 cannons fired and all of them missed 2
Perks 3 years
DFS in red alert as Olympic Torch nears Croydon 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes 4
Yikes 3 years

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

Ken Loach announced as new director of Transformers 4: Looking For Optimus Prime 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Charles Taylor seeks "blood diamond" sentence increase to 60 years “for Queen” 0
Yikes 3 years

In one of the more unusual tributes to the Queen on her Jubilee weekend, convicted war criminal and blood diamond hoarder Charles Taylor asked for his “insultingly inadequate” 50 year sentence to...

Jubilee Flotilla ready to roll as Thames cleared of dead tramps and hookers 0
Yikes 3 years
Cameron makes embarrassing gaff on EU Referendum 0
Mart1054 3 years

In another gaff to rival the recent LOL debacle, David Cameron today admits being confused by 'gullible' and 'grey'. He stated "We'll offer to give the electorate a Referendum on Europe to gain the...