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UKIP demand tighter herbaceous border contol. 0
JETFAB 04.03.13 11:39am
JETFAB
Vatican demands to know how Cardinal O'Brien let himself get caught 0
Sinnick 04.03.13 11:39am
Sinnick
Pensioner mistakes mineshaft for 3D pavement art

In a tragic case of life-imitating-pavement-art, Black Country pensioner, Enoch Beasley fell into a massive mineshaft which had opened up in front of his local pub, The Miner’s Arms in Tipton. The...

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Dick Everyman 04.03.13 10:56am
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Catholic church sure that moral authority "will turn up somewhere"

The catholic church has denied losing its moral authority. "It's not lost, it's probably down the back of the sofa or the pope may have left it in his other dress.", said a bishop via video link from...

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apepper 04.03.13 10:26am
apepper
Queen hoping to emulate The King by dying on the throne 2
button 04.03.13 10:12am
Sinnick
Under investigation gardener put on middle-management leave 0
Yikes 04.03.13 10:10am
Yikes
Directory inquiries swamped by Aussie DJs after King Edward VII Hospital number 0
Yikes 04.03.13 9:39am
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Queen admitted to Mid Staffs hospital at son's insistence 4
LensCap 04.03.13 9:34am
dvo4fun
Catholic Church to "invert" lent to provide 6 weeks of debauchery.

One of the last decrees from the outgoing pope Benedict has now been made public and is sending shockwaves around the world. Some Catholics have welcomed the news, particularly those in Ireland who...

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rogerg 04.03.13 9:11am
rogerg
Elizabeth II close to spending record length of time on the throne 0
charlies_hat 04.03.13 8:43am
charlies_hat
Cardinal Keith O'Brien praised for his seminal work with fellow priests 7
charlies_hat 04.03.13 7:52am
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Cash-strapped police force reduced to following criminals on Twitter 0
sydalg 04.03.13 2:47am
sydalg
Palace on security alert after rumours Queen about to fake own death 0
sydalg 04.03.13 2:34am
sydalg
Immodium gets Royal Warrant

hats Jeni B...

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Ironduke 04.03.13 1:35am
Ironduke
UKIP leader Nigel Farage denies Transylvanian origins

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has vehemently denied any ancestral link with Transylvania following speculative investigations by researchers from the TV series Who Do You Think You Are? The claims arose...

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Dick Everyman 04.03.13 12:07am
Dick Everyman
Ticker sub withdrawn due to being poor quality crap.

Move right along please...

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wallster 03.03.13 11:44pm
wallster
Traces of porky pies found in Chris Huhne

“We can’t believe it” said a DNA tester “this is one of the highest readings we’ve ever had, even from a politician.”...

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Reg Herring 03.03.13 11:33pm
Tess Goes
Newspeak Breaking News

newspeak NewsPeak on BREAKING NEWS - B-re-a-King news 4 the prince of WAILS.com. R they all cracking apart like a crack-in-gap-art? (humour hum-Our song : by royal warRant from Di-A-tribe diatribe -...

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politics1uk 03.03.13 11:23pm
rickwestwell
Excitement mounts at prospect of a 'Kinder Egg Pope'

A new pope may emerge miraculously from an Easter Kinder Egg according to Vatican sources. The possibility of an unprecedented 'Kinder Egg Pope' is growing as controversy mounts over the...

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roybland 03.03.13 11:20pm
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Cardinal sins to be reclassified as sub-standard virtues

The apology by Cardinal Keith O'Brien in response to non-specific allegations, where he admitted to below-standard sexual conduct, has inspired a review of offences. HR, ecumenical and legal...

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Squudge 03.03.13 11:13pm
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Chancellor announces spare organ tax

In a pre-budget speech the Chancellor announced plans for a spare organ tax on those in social housing. Under the plans, any individual who has more than one of any organ will be required to pay...

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Sherlockhouse 03.03.13 10:59pm
rickwestwell
Church reform: all sex scandals to involve adult heterosexuals by 2025 0
sydalg 03.03.13 10:41pm
sydalg
"One's 'twos' are like One's 'ones'"

God I can pour this rubbish out...

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Perks 03.03.13 10:32pm
charlies_hat
Cardinal Keith O'Brien using platform to brag about "sexual conquests"

Earlier today Cardinal Keith O'Brien used his public platform to brag about his past conquests, he took to the microphone and said the following "I wish to take this opportunity to admit that there...

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confuzzled 03.03.13 10:26pm
confuzzled
Chinese tourist disappointed in visit to Finland 0
Dick Everyman 03.03.13 9:34pm
Dick Everyman
Prince Charles recommends arsenic as cure for gastroenteritis 0
roybland 03.03.13 9:06pm
roybland
Cameron denies party 'lurching towards the Reich' 3
tedweasel 03.03.13 9:04pm
Dick Everyman
Queen's Jedwood tattoo on bum sees doctors 'Aghast around her right arse' cheek

Shoot me now...

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Perks 03.03.13 8:43pm
Perks
PM heaps praises on costly back-2-work scheme

The PM congratulated his Ministers on the successes of the, much-publicised return to work programs, designed to help the long-term unemployed, those changing their skill-set, some of which have...

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hero2zero 03.03.13 8:42pm
hero2zero
Royal watchers concerned about Puke of Edinburgh 5
nickb 03.03.13 8:39pm
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