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Anelka comments on sacking 'Quin Hell !' 0
MADJEZ 18.03.14 5:06pm
'Fantastic Voyage II' missing airliner found in man's small-intestine 0
Underconstruction 18.03.14 5:04pm
Creationists and Scientists declare a draw after God is spotted in black hole 0
Underconstruction 18.03.14 4:55pm
Child finds missing airliner during Easter Egg hunt 0
Underconstruction 18.03.14 4:23pm
Man United Spokesman Says "We Are Going To Rise Like The Phoenix"…...

…..Or was it pee-nix?...

Jesse Bigg 18.03.14 3:45pm
Jesse Bigg
‘I told you one day we’d be millionaires’ says South London's Mr Trotter 2
Midfield Diamond 18.03.14 3:34pm
Midfield Diamond
Anti Immigration Groups Say No to More English Speakers in UK

"Its alright for the Russians they have lots of land and not many russian speakers. Half the world speaks English. If they all came we'd be swamped'...

Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 2:44pm
Dun Dunkin
Moscow sends 'Bottle of Milk' for British Lion

it was funny in moscow...

Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 2:38pm
Dun Dunkin
Crimean Hokey Cokey

You put your left Putin, You get the opposition out, East in, west out, don't mess about, You have a hokey votey and you turn around, Vlad's what its all about Oooo the hokey votey, Oooo the...

Not Amused 18.03.14 2:31pm
Russian TV Guide Crimea Election Special.

6pm Location Location Location, 7pm Relocation, Relocation, 8pm Homes Under the Hammer and Sickle, 9pm To Buy or Not to Buy, 10pm Escape to the Country, 11pm Property Ladder...

Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 2:27pm
Dun Dunkin
Weird man does nothing weirdly 0
Dumbnews 18.03.14 2:21pm
Exhibitionist Convicted After Being Caught By 'Flash Photography'. 0
Titus 18.03.14 2:08pm
Qatar World Cup officials insist they only bribed the people they were told to 0
Spartacus 18.03.14 1:52pm
Clever Chap Measures the Spiral Patterns of Gravitons to Prove Big Bang

A very clever bloke has determined swirliness of space by detecting polarisation of the Cosmic Microwave Background. Ripples in the space-time continuum caused by the merging of black holes,...

Rumour Control 18.03.14 1:48pm
Putin: "Crime was always part of Russia"

Apologies to farmer giles, who came up with a similar idea independently and earlier; I couldn't resist doing my version, though...

Sinnick 18.03.14 1:07pm
Crime has always been a part of Crimea says Putin

“Why the ways of the world are dependent upon the whims of this sad little undemocratic twat I’ll never … (Olga was sadly exported to a mass grave before she could finish her sentence)...

farmer giles 18.03.14 12:49pm
farmer giles
Joining Russia to be additional option in Scottish referendum 0
tomholder 18.03.14 12:20pm
Golfer who hit spectator from the tee pleads guilty to dangerous driving

more soon....

Not Amused 18.03.14 12:19pm
Not Amused
Nostradamus was first victim of autocorrect. Quattrains were shopping lists.

More soon when the Shaggy haired blond takes the global money place, the world laughs but beware ...

Not Amused 18.03.14 12:16pm
Not Amused
Cameron hires Crimean electoral consultant to boost voter turnout. 0
Emlyn 18.03.14 12:03pm
Scottish voters to be offered 'Join Russia' option. 0
Emlyn 18.03.14 12:01pm
Most hard-working families are actually 'bone idle' concludes report 0
bookiesfriend 18.03.14 12:01pm
Obituaries accused of left-wing bias

Following a plethora of socialist bereavements, newspapers have been accused of eulogizing ‘tree huggers’, ‘Marxists’ and ‘people who wear socks with sandals’. To offset the appearance of...

Wrenfoe 18.03.14 11:59am
The World always part of Russia - Putin 1
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 11:51am
Malaysian Authorities Arrest Magician Dynamo

After nearly two weeks, the Malaysian security services have claimed a breakthrough in the hunt for missing flight MH370. At approximately 5 o’clock this morning, following a raid on his Bradford...

james_doc 18.03.14 11:39am
Malaysians contact

More later...

virtuallywill 18.03.14 11:10am
Celebrity who did some exercise, in front of a camera, may get an award.

More Davina later...

virtuallywill 18.03.14 11:08am
Man completes bike ride to shops for no cause in particular 1
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 11:04am
Dick Everyman
Malaysian search uncovers missing undercarriage in Teeside 0
Backup Brian 18.03.14 11:03am
Backup Brian
"All the passengers on MH370 had voted to become Russian," claims Putin

As suspicions grow that missing airliner may be somewhere in the Moscow area, Putin claims that on "a show of hands" the passengers had asked for the plane to be redirected and to be given Russian...

halfironmum 18.03.14 10:44am