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Door knob wins Turner Prize. 0
godly1966 16.02.13 5:35pm
godly1966
Horsemeat 'gives you the trots', research shows

But not furlong...

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Scroat 16.02.13 5:04pm
godly1966
Badger's pride ends enquiry

The Turner enquiry into the Government's handling of the Homes for Food scandal has been ended by a badger's pride. The conceited animal's antics halted proceedings at the Cherry Gate hearing centre...

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Mik Bulk 16.02.13 5:00pm
Mik Bulk
NIKE Advertisement - What does 'Just Do It' mean to you?

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Perks 16.02.13 4:36pm
Scroat
People shocked to discover cows contain beef

People up and down the country have expressed shocked surprise to discover that cows are made of meat. "I thought they were to make fields look nice." said Denise Snailwitt of Epping. "I had no idea...

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apepper 16.02.13 4:31pm
apepper
Meat scandal sparks 'beef in beer' scare 6
Scroat 16.02.13 4:07pm
Scroat
Benefits cheat Stephen Hawking "not disabled and knows fuck all about physics"

"I've been living a lie", admits the pseudo-boffin as he trots in the door after a five-mile jog. "Now I've got to pay back the £11,765,209 I've claimed in disability benefit over the last 40 years....

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sydalg 16.02.13 3:23pm
sydalg
Bingley man confused by wanking protocol...

Kevin Armitage from Bingley, West Yorkshire, seeks clarification on a moral dilemma. ‘What’s the accepted etiquette on wanking off over a picture of a dead woman? I don’t mean a picture of a...

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Tripod 16.02.13 2:28pm
Rowly
Oscar "just pleased to get through the rounds"

dash dash dash...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 2:25pm
Tripod
Poirot and the shit on the kitchen floor

Hercule Poirot twiddled his moustache as he looked over the motley crew of suspects he had gathered in the drawing room. Lady and Lane Avenger, Teenage Boy, Princess Avenger and Monsieur Jones. ...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 2:21pm
Squudge
Nasa Rover fails to find evidence of life at PC World 0
custard cream 16.02.13 2:00pm
custard cream
Mid Staff Doctors could face promotion 0
custard cream 16.02.13 1:57pm
custard cream
See! 2
lane-avenger 16.02.13 1:45pm
Audible Minority
And the Oscar goes to ... prison 0
Oxbridge 16.02.13 1:12pm
Oxbridge
Waitrose admits horsemeat found in burgers 'may not be thoroughbred' 0
exigo 16.02.13 12:18pm
exigo
Teenage boy in lying in bed at 11 am outrage tells parents to “shut the fuck up” 0
lane-avenger 16.02.13 12:04pm
lane-avenger
29% chance that meteor came from the Horseshoe Nebula 0
Squudge 16.02.13 11:53am
Squudge
Food companies to start listing mane ingredients.

I disappoint myself...

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Perks 16.02.13 11:45am
Squudge
Defence prepares case for Pistorius trial

Against - His gun, - His bullets, - Dead girlfriend, - Body found in his house, - High security means no-one else can get in For - Absence of fibulas, - Gold medals, - Is very upset, -...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 11:43am
lane-avenger
Dali Lama found to contain 29% alpaca 0
Smart Alex 16.02.13 11:38am
Smart Alex
Teenage boy in durex found in bedroom scandal insists "it does not belong to me"

Parents dubious but not entirely ruling out the possibility of a frame up at this stage...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 11:36am
lane-avenger
BBC Bloody useless, again

Watched the BBC weather forecast tonight, didn't even mention the Russian meteor or the gigantic fucking asteroid just about to brush past Mount Everest. Call themselves bloody meteorologists!...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 10:47am
godly1966
Eric Pickles says Russian parachuting holiday “was a blast” 0
Yikes 16.02.13 10:15am
Yikes
Teenage boy in admits responsibility for own actions shock

dot dot dot...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 9:41am
lane-avenger
meteorite will never get past our immigration controls, assures Cameron

"We'll send it right back to where it came from"...

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sydalg 16.02.13 9:40am
sydalg
North Koreans ask Russians if they can have their missile back

With apologies to Falouan who posted something along the same lines. I honestly had the idea a couple of hours ago, though ! I thought I'd post mine as well...

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Sinnick 16.02.13 8:31am
Sinnick
Dot dot dot

No matter what I write, it always ends up with dot dot dot at the end...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 6:57am
Audible Minority
Chairman of NHS Trust Complains of Stress

"You don't realise the pressure that I and my fellow board members are under" complained an NHS Trust chairman. "We have to make really tough decisions. Like when a member of staff threatens to...

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Titus 16.02.13 1:53am
Titus
Experts debate justification for use of 6 bullets - 2

Following events in South Africa yesterday, firearms enthusiasts and NRA experts are in the midst of a fierce debate about the use of so many bullets simply to kill one blonde and the question on...

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scribbler 16.02.13 1:01am
Titus
Findus Lasagne linked to record Olympic medal haul

An unbelievable story emerged today linking the amazing haul of UK medals in the London Olympics with the horsemeat scandal., A keen eyed journalist noticed that both Mo Farrah and Jessica Ennis had...

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ESJ 16.02.13 12:28am
ESJ