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Liberals to use age progression software to take Nick Clegg back 2 years 1
Screenie 3 years
Queen regrets Government conduct. 'We are sorry' 0
weematt 3 years

Finally fed up with all the criticism of the Government and the man she asked to form it the Queen issued a statement from Buckingham Palace late last night. The statement reads:, 'We are not amused...

Stoke is latest London borough says Boundary Commision. 7
Boutros 3 years

Residents of the North Midlands Pottery town awoke today to find themselves part of Greater London, as a result of the latest boundary commission changes. The new borough will be known as North North...

Paralympics to be followed by short Oompa-loompics 0
charlies_hat 3 years

(no high jump) Charlies hat tip to Cinq...

Sir David Jason to release album of Queenschryche B-Sides in aid of Sport Relief 3
deadstarter 3 years

Sport Relief bosses have today unveiled plans to record a number of charity albums recorded by well loved celebrity personas from stage and screen. The albums will be produced by Brian Eno in an...

Duggan shooting witness named as Abraham Zapruder Jnr 0
charlies_hat 3 years
London City Council Highway Department blunder makes Cleo Laine one way 0
deadstarter 3 years

A hideous mistake by a London City highways officer has left the department for transport red faced after he made Dame Cleo Laine One Way. The blunder came as part of widespread traffic calming...

Hosepipe regulators swamped by irony. 0
Maverick 3 years
Suspended Terry 'can urinate in trophy during rampage if Chelsea win' UEFA agree 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Sex tape is very tacky, says expert. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

and useless for wrapping gifts...

Ed Miliband Queries UEFA Position on John Terry Lifting Cup 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

Ed: I'm baffled as to why he would actually be allowed to do this, didn't I make it clear (insisted) that he should resign after Tuesdays Red Card incident. I don't read The Sun, I get 'others' to...

Standard and Poors gives negative outlook to Rick, 32, from Cheltenham. 0
simonhansen 3 years
Police with one ear to the ground "less likely to catch burglar", report finds. 0
simonhansen 3 years
Jeremy Hunt promises quasi-judicial investigation into Jeremy Hunt's behaviour 0
steve_l 3 years

Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for Culture, Media and Sport, announced that he will head up the quasi-judicial inquiry into the behaviour of Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for...

Calls for Bin Man to resign amid aligations of links to both News Corp & BSkyB 3
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Westminster Council Bin Man Jeremy Hunt has become at the centre of a political storm amid accusation he has had links with both News Corp and BSkyB., An unnamed source possibly his ex wife has...

"The 5 Leadership Secrets of Charles Taylor" has failed to find a publisher 0
Crippen 3 years

Charles Taylor has failed to find a publisher for his management opus "The 5 Leadership Secrets of Charles Taylor". "We had hoped to follow in the footsteps of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" and...

Murdoch "shocked" to learn of bogey, despite happening right under his nose 0
Mr_Johno 3 years
Swedish Secret Service unveil flat-packed spies 1
Underconstruction 3 years

In an attempt to dis-credit MI6 the Swedish Secret Service has unveiled its new range of flat-packed agents., "In an environment where size is everything, its important to stay one step ahead of the...

Murdoch denies knowledge that NoW or The Sun were used to wrap Fish & Chips 0
simonjmr 3 years
Several thousand Goths join pasty tax demonstrations outside Downing Street 0
simonjmr 3 years
BSkyB staff cafeteria "out of milk", Leveson equiry hears. 1
simonhansen 3 years
Russell Brand ready to come off the Sachs Offenders list 0
simonjmr 3 years
Procrastination society claims ... 0
simonjmr 3 years
2013 most futuristic looking date since 2001, scientists claim. 0
simonhansen 3 years
Sex Tape Makes It Look Worse Than It Was Says Terry 9
Hooch 3 years

Following the release of a sex tape with a woman who is not his wife or official mistress John Terry has argued ‘her run took her into me.’, Many people question how Terry could make such a...

Health Minister admits that she keeps dripping 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Murdoch dumps at Leveson Inquiry 0
Scroat 3 years

Pulling his trousers up, the 81 year old media mogul regarded the steaming pile on the witness stand, then told the Lord Justice Leveson and the legal teams: "If you don't like it you can resign."...

Tornado improves Rugby 4
Sinnick 3 years

[apologies for the predictability, but someone had to say it]...

Equalities minister bemoans lack of Aryan Supermen in banking sector 0
Old Hat 3 years

Equalities minister, Theresa May, has today issued a statement calling for urgent action to address the alarming lack of Aryan supermen occupying top positions in the city. Poor risk-management in...

Scottish Meteorologist forecasts a month's sunshine in three days 1
Underconstruction 3 years