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Portugese Police Now Accept 'There Was A Girl Called Maddie Who Disappeared'. 0
Titus 24.10.13 1:01pm
Titus
Police prefer 'bareback' encounters

Edinburgh's saunas have had their licences revoked by a constabulary intent on ‘going rogue’. A spokesman for Supt. Matt Richards stressed that while Police Scotland did not advocate the banning...

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Wrenfoe 24.10.13 12:11pm
Wrenfoe
Tour de Yorkshire to kick off with “Get thisen off then”

With just 365 days to the start of the Tour de Yorkshire more details have been released of the struggles the riders will face. Organisers have already rejected an offer from famous Yorkshire artist...

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rogerg 24.10.13 12:00pm
Titus
Union leaders at Grangemouth celebrate pay and pension cuts

Union leaders at the Grangemouth refinery said today that they were 'delighted' with the outcome of their negotiations with the owner of the refinery, which resulted in the end of their final salary...

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John Wiltshire 24.10.13 11:50am
John Wiltshire
Single man with multiple personality disorder says he needs five-bedroom house 0
sydalg 24.10.13 11:41am
sydalg
Scotland to become latest member of “Axis of Evil” if Salmond gets his way

An independent Scotland could wait until 2016 to declare its own nuclear weapon capability in a bid to accede the internationally recognised Axis of Evil. SNP leader and Scottish First Minister Alex...

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24.10.13 11:40am
The All New Jeni B
Oil refinery prepares for liquidation 0
medici2471 24.10.13 11:03am
medici2471
The Royals stick to British tradition of getting 'wankered' after a Christening

Many die-hard Royalists have raised concerns today after the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 'broke Royal tradition' by Christening their firstborn Prince George at The Chapel Royal at St James’s...

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Jesus H 24.10.13 10:54am
Jesus H
Indecent exposure fad in East Asia dismissed as a "flash in Japan" 2
sydalg 24.10.13 10:47am
Flugelbinder
Stuart Hall asks if this is a good time to play his joker... 3
Tripod 24.10.13 10:40am
Titus
"Freak" with ten fingers chased out of Norfolk with pitchforks 1
sydalg 24.10.13 10:37am
Titus
Owner of Yellow Submarine Claims Beatles Failed To Pay Rent 2
Flugelbinder 24.10.13 9:29am
Flugelbinder
Roma community "amazed" to discover where babies really come from

More to follow...

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apepper 24.10.13 9:26am
apepper
Apple launch joke app. iSay iSay iSay..

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 24.10.13 8:30am
Wrenfoe
Householders to Be Paid £10,000 A Year To Put Fluffy Kittens On their Roofs

"These will be at least as useful as solar panels in preventing global warming" said a spokesman for the Department of Environmental Posturing "But not nowhere near as ugly, nor as expensive to...

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Titus 24.10.13 7:59am
Titus
Fake Black Widow spiders increase their web presence in England

Many more soon...

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jimmydodger 24.10.13 7:50am
jimmydodger
App Launched To Facilitate Sale Of Fake Religious Paintings - the iCon 2
Titus 24.10.13 7:45am
Flugelbinder
William gives George baptism of fire, quick thinking Archbishop puts it out 0
Yikes 24.10.13 7:07am
Yikes
Husbands Of Fake Widow Spiders Arrested After Benefits Scam 0
Titus 24.10.13 7:00am
Titus
Pessimistic sports team downgrades their win to a 'near loss'

Optimistic sports team upgrades their loss to a 'near win'...

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Dumbnews 24.10.13 5:27am
Dumbnews
Anti-gay legislation mandates an end to man-dates 0
Dumbnews 24.10.13 5:24am
Dumbnews
Ofsted Inspectors to be replaced by teams of false widow spiders

They will be sent into schools and have to power to close them down...

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Ian Searle 24.10.13 5:18am
Ian Searle
Pleb Sues After Police Say He 'Acted Like An Effing Politician' 0
Titus 24.10.13 12:16am
Titus
Master Mined As Terrorists Attach Explosives To Kidnapped Teacher 0
Titus 24.10.13 12:00am
Titus
Mitchell Keeps Unusually Dignified Silence During Continuing Plebgate Row 1
Titus 23.10.13 10:32pm
Squudge
Those royal Godparents

The duke and duchess of Cambridge have announced their chosen Godparents for the christening of Prince George. Zara Parker-Knolls is a cousin of the Duke and is related to a reclining armchair.,...

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beau-jolly 23.10.13 10:30pm
Squudge
Chancellor's autumn statement reflects more conkers under Coalition 1
Squudge 23.10.13 10:28pm
GrumpyCat
Master Mined As Servant Pulls His Employer From Rock Fall 0
Titus 23.10.13 10:14pm
Titus
Chancellor makes Autumn statement, "The nights are drawing in, and it's chilly" 6
Ian Searle 23.10.13 10:12pm
Titus
New Instant Wedding App Offered for iPhone - The 'iDo'. 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:59pm
Titus