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Good news for republicans as Costa Cruises win contract for new Royal Yatch. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Britain's greatest living artist to be preserved in formaldehyde 2
roybland 3 years

The man recently named as Britain's greatest living artist may be preserved in formaldehyde if the man regarded as Britain's greatest living conceptual artist gets his way. David Hockney (74), who...

Government puzzles how world's richest woman could obtain yacht 0
apepper 3 years

Government ministers are working around the clock to try and discover a way for the Queen to obtain a yacht. "It's a real dilemma.", said a spokesman. "Yachts are really expensive and only really...

BBC admits "the signs were there" over Worrall-Thompson 2
fun and games 3 years

BBC Executives have admitted to “failing to see the signs” after archive footage of disgraced chef Antony Worrall-Thompson was released, showing his appearances on Ready Steady Cook. Director...

Queen offered cheap new royal yacht by Italian cruise company 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Millionth Visitor to Newsbiscuit website wins a year's supply of Trojan Viruses 0
Mathna 3 years
Gove "I only said we should give the Queen a Jubbly this summer" 1
simonjmr 3 years
Soap industry collapses in a thickening sud. 3
Iscariot 3 years
Tragedy on Anne Boleyn film set as director shouts, "Cut!" 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Teenage boy disappointed to discover "Blue Monday" nothing to do with porn 0
simonjmr 3 years
Motorists Unimpressed by Spontaneous Combustion Engine. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
"I'd prefer cash or vouchers", Queen tells Gove 2
JD 3 years
Costa Cruises CEO says £62m loss of Concordia a "mere drop in the ocean" 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Shoddy fancy dress retailer just a mickey mouse outfit 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Cruise company shares soar after massive increase in turnover. 3
JETFAB 3 years
Fears for the moon as astronomers discover gigantic jar of chutney 1
jp1885 3 years
Clearsil in spot-fixing allegations 0
Skylarking 3 years
New yacht for Queen rejected; Charles proposes Italian cruise as consolation 1
cinquecento 3 years
Boat from Lynx advert to be used as new royal yacht 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Once they've got rid of the smell...

PM Announces New Royal Yacht Under Construction 0
Deimos 3 years

Following proposals that to celebrate the Royal Jubilee, the country should provide the Queen with a new Royal Yacht, the government has approved the scheme and revealed that the boat is already well...

James Cameron criticised by extras during Titanic 2 filming 0
grottymonty 3 years
‘John Lewis’ economy can be returned within 18 days if unsatisfactory. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
'Sling yer 'ook Scotland' remark ill-advised, admits Cameron 0
jp1885 3 years
Fat Top Cat 1
Hugh Nose 3 years

Clegg intervened in the fat cats debate saying "too many hide behind impenetrable texts which are obscuring rather than illuminating". This follows after Cameron and Miliband tried to portray...

New all-inclusive language book announced: Beginning Finnish 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Italian ship captain didn't know his aft from his elbow 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Ghost of Bob Holness haunts Blockbuster tunnel. 2
JETFAB 3 years
Broom manufacturer announces sweeping cutbacks 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Ah, so you saw THAT one did you Wenger? says everyone 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Jury's axed in favour of Magistrates 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

A new government white paper suggests axing jury's on some 70.000 trails per year could help cover NHS losses in a number of specialist areas...