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It would be cool if no crap stand up comic did a baby name joke about star wars

"Wouldn't it be cool yeah, if the Royal baby was given a name like Darth Vader.' Those are the words nobody wants to hear, because it means they'll have turned on their radio in the middle of a...

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ronseal 22.07.13 9:21pm
ronseal
Dubai convicts Little Red Riding Hood

Human Rights Groups have expressed outrage at the 16-month prison sentence handed out to the popular fairy-tale heroine. Not content with imprisoning Norwegian rape victims, the Dubai courts have...

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Wrenfoe 22.07.13 9:08pm
FlashArry
UK exceeds EU Prince quota : Brussels propose cull 1
FlashArry 22.07.13 9:05pm
Arthur
After a long labour, kate is absolutely dilated, says Palace spokesman 2
ronseal 22.07.13 8:55pm
irreverendJ
Prince Harry to be god father...

will take the new baby out drinking next week...

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ionb 22.07.13 8:54pm
ionb
Nelson Mandela pulls emergency cord to demand some attention from world's press 0
irreverendJ 22.07.13 8:52pm
irreverendJ
Britain rejoices as Anglesey Barracks Windsor is presented to the Nation 0
Ref Minor 22.07.13 8:50pm
Ref Minor
Following the Beckham's, new royal baby to be named after place of conception

Welcome to the world little Apache Helicopter...

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irreverendJ 22.07.13 8:49pm
irreverendJ
Breaking News: Royal baby to be named Westland WS-61 Sea King 0
raudus 22.07.13 8:23pm
raudus
Philip wants to call it 'Prince Albert' 1
Squudge 22.07.13 8:15pm
sponge finger
Spanish minnows Real Madrid record stunning upset victory against AFCBournemouth

The world of European football was in shock last night as little known Spanish outfit Real Madrid pulled off a stunning 6-0 victory against English giants AFC Bournemouth. Bournemouth, third division...

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gavin 22.07.13 8:11pm
ianslat
Daily Mail faithful disappointed....

that Kate didn't give birth to the reincarnation of Diana...

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ionb 22.07.13 8:08pm
ionb
Surgeons save prince's life by removal of silver spoon from throat 0
Drylaw 22.07.13 8:06pm
Drylaw
At least they can't call it bloody Diana, says Queen 0
Squudge 22.07.13 8:04pm
Squudge
Cameron curbs online porn. Need to spend more time running the country he says. 0
MADJEZ 22.07.13 8:04pm
MADJEZ
Royal baby "crying for all the children of the world" - says Pope 0
Drylaw 22.07.13 8:01pm
Drylaw
Care Quality Commission announce the birth is an unprecedented success 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 22.07.13 7:57pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
BBC announces that there will be no other news for the foreseeable future. 0
flossie mcjava 22.07.13 7:49pm
flossie mcjava
Bus company inundated with complaints from residents of Notin Service 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 22.07.13 7:37pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Contrary Scientists create bread "which man can live on alone"

Holla! I am a dad now. So expect my jokes to worsen (!)...

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gaijintendo 22.07.13 7:33pm
FlashArry
Kate 'Kate Kate'

Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate. "Kate Kate Kate," Kate Kate Kate, Kate Kate, Kate Kate. "Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate Kate...

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red 22.07.13 7:27pm
FlashArry
Body in suitcase costs killer £25 in Ryanair excess baggage fees... 2
Tripod 22.07.13 7:15pm
Wrenfoe
Duchess of Cambridge told "come back when contractions five minutes apart"

In an unprecedented breach of royal protocol it is reported that a midwife at St Mary's Lindo wing ordered the Duchess of Cambridge to "come back when your contractions are five minutes apart or if...

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clarksn 22.07.13 7:13pm
Wrenfoe
John Terry seen acting 'suspiciously' outside St. Mary's Hospital 0
NorthernGravy 22.07.13 6:46pm
NorthernGravy
Government internet pornography proposals 'a bit of an anti-climax' say users 0
Dick Everyman 22.07.13 6:21pm
Dick Everyman
Sky Broadband moves to protect customers by filtering BBC

Sky Broadband were the first Internet Service Provider to respond to David Cameron's call for providers to automatically apply web filters to the content their customers could view online. The...

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AndyEcon 22.07.13 5:46pm
AndyEcon
It's a baby!

Just a prediction...

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godly1966 22.07.13 5:25pm
godly1966
Surveillance

In a bizarre twist and in respone to near total surveillance and breaches of privacy by the NSA, GCHQ and the British Police, seven BILLION people watch every move of two british police officers, 24...

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ionb 22.07.13 5:10pm
Not Amused
World's most important baby to be born

In other news, the Catholic Church announced that the World's most important baby is due to be born. Young, single mother, Mary of Nazareth went into labour in a hospital in Bethlehem earlier today. ...

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ionb 22.07.13 4:51pm
ionb
NSA and GCHQ already know the sex of Kate and Will's baby

Today both the NSA and GCHQ admitted they already know the sex and name of Kate and Will's baby...

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ionb 22.07.13 4:42pm
ionb