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Oscar to appear at Oscars again 0
Sinnick 03.03.14 7:21am
Sinnick
Qantas asks passengers "Where the bloody hell are you ?"

Correct answer: Flying on airlines that don't ground their fleets without warning...

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DorsetBoy 03.03.14 5:14am
DorsetBoy
Crimea invasion just a smokescreen for poor Russian Paralympic team 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.03.14 11:41pm
Scronnyglonkle
Armed gunmen storm Oscars red carpet

There were scenes of utter bewilderment last night when the red carpet at the Oscar ceremony in Los Angeles was quietly taken over by unknown gunmen. 'Who do they think they are, I mean look at...

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Eskimo 02.03.14 11:06pm
Eskimo
Daily Mail warns about massive influx of asylum seekers from Ukraine. 0
deskpilot3 02.03.14 10:48pm
deskpilot3
Kerry 'you can't invade another country on trumped-up pretext' in 21st century.

..er I'll think you'll find a precedent !, [url=http://www.cbsnews.com/news/john-kerry-warns-of-consequences-for-russia-after-ukraine-invasion/]Kerry warns Russia.[/url]...

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MADJEZ 02.03.14 10:13pm
custard cream
Foreigners Defend Jokes About Farage

Immigrant leaders have defended jokes made by foreign comedians at a night club. Many of the jokes appeared to single out Nigel Farage, the leader of the UK Independence Party (UKIP). “The jokes...

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throngsman 02.03.14 9:09pm
Squudge
Former Ukraine President Chose to Side with Russia "Because The Porn is Better"

The real reason for Ousted Ukraine President Viktor Yanukovych choosing to align closely with Russian, and rejecting European overtures, was not, in fact, due to the $15bn in aid promised by...

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Schoolboy 02.03.14 9:06pm
Schoolboy
Man accidentally calls his boss "Dad" in meeting.

Headline only...

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Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:56pm
Tripod
Study: Europe Most Like Risk Board Map Since 18th Century 0
Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:54pm
Schoolboy
American Girls Who Croak Words At End Of Sentence Are "Part Frog" 0
Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:52pm
Schoolboy
Downton Abbey Not A Documentary: Chicago University Study

American viewers were forced to reassess their whole outlook on the United Kingdom as it was revealed today that Downton Abbey (a British produced show broadcast on PBS) is not, after all, a...

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Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:50pm
Schoolboy
Farcically Obvious, hic, to be made into a film

Comedy fans were besides themselves today on the news that Groanne Lumpen will get back together with Jennifer Meanders for a last film version of their TV series Absolutely Fatuous, featuring a...

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Robert Koch 02.03.14 8:26pm
Kevin the Swan
Intelligence agencies under fire for not spotting one little invasion

Intelligence chiefs are said to be coming under heavy criticism for not providing timely warning of what is now clearly a full-scale invasion. The head of the NSA is off the record in saying he was...

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Squudge 02.03.14 8:15pm
sponge finger
Chris Tarrant rushed to hospital after not irritating anyone for ten minutes 0
sydalg 02.03.14 7:52pm
sydalg
Romans furious at Caesar's second residence in Vegas 0
sydalg 02.03.14 7:44pm
sydalg
Crimea "new favourites" to win Eurovision. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.03.14 7:24pm
dominic_mcg
Still peevish that you lost the ice hockey then, Vladimir?

..perhaps write for newsbiscuit instead?...

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Ironduke 02.03.14 6:29pm
Kevin the Swan
Official : Tories no longer the "nasty party" - now the party of "utter c*nts"

Know your place by 1 ....

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blokefromstoke 02.03.14 5:27pm
blokefromstoke
US and UK threaten ultimate sanctions against Russia

First of all, you're not borrowing our rubbers, or our protractor come to that. We're going to tell Miss on you, and we're going to find some big boys to give you a Chinese burn at playtime. You're...

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Ironduke 02.03.14 5:18pm
Ironduke
Israel to make audatious bid for Putin

The state of Israel is thought to be planning a transfer bid for Russia's Vladimir Putin when the summer transfer window opens, claim reliable sources., An Israeli spokesman is quoted as saying...

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GingerClive 02.03.14 5:05pm
GingerClive
Identity Parades ‘Probably a Waste of Time’ Says Chinese Police Chief

The Police Chief heading up the investigation into allegations of stereotyping in Chinese public offices has ruled out identity parades as all the alleged offenders 'look the broody same,' he is...

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throngsman 02.03.14 5:05pm
throngsman
Russia threatens to expand Ukraine paralympic squad

Many more soon, unless...

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FlashArry 02.03.14 5:05pm
FlashArry
Jihadists infiltrate Samaritans to recruit suicide bombers 3
sydalg 02.03.14 4:34pm
rikkor
US warns Russia... ooh the Oscars are on.

More distractions soon...

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MADJEZ 02.03.14 4:29pm
rikkor
Russia pull out of Ukraine after threat of Eurovision expulsion. 1
MADJEZ 02.03.14 4:08pm
Titus
Blight of superfluous punctuation described as "semicolon cancer" 0
sydalg 02.03.14 4:05pm
sydalg
Obituary: Lenny Sharples - Lead Guitarist The Topographic Sentinel

The death of Lenny Sharples, lead guitarist with 1970s progressive rock band, [i]The Topographic Sentinel[/i], was announced on the band's website last night. Sharples, main creative force within...

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Duff 02.03.14 3:53pm
virtuallywill
Lifting gear company websites topple as 'new crane' becomes No.1 Google search 0
Duff 02.03.14 3:50pm
Duff
Russia reserves right to send troops to Knightsbridge to protect Russian peoples 3
bonjonelson 02.03.14 3:33pm
Ironduke