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Check-a-Trade contractor loses 9.9 rating after West Coast blackout 0
vertical 3 years, Jose Hernandez of US federally approved contractors Dewey Cheatem & Howe Energy Services was named as the incompetent responsible for a massive power outage in...

Advertising Standards slam ITV for running England Rugby "Highlights" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Essex Council seeks eviction of time traveller site. 2
Milo Shame 3 years

A village in rural Essex has asked its local council to move on an encampment of time travellers who have taken up residency without the proper permits. Speaking to local reporters, Farmer Reg...

Dwindling Reserves of Puns ’No Laughing Matter’ 2
TokyoTomato 3 years

The Earth's known reserves of puns are being depleted at an alarming rate, alleges a new report published today by the Pugwash Institute. It concludes that unless new reserves of puns can be found,...

Porsche 'close to signing' a big sponsorship deal for 10th anniversary of 9/11 3
dvo4fun 3 years

More money making schemes later...

Ant & Dec's new show, Black and Blue, looking for violent criminal contestants 2
Iamthestig 3 years
Lying on his death bed 1
Big Mamas 3 years

Sir George Spiffing,last of the great English eccentric explorers last words were,Ive been publicaly subjected to ridicule,Ive spent all my life savings,Ive traveled all the worlds railways,Its cost...

Saudi Arabia Reveals Ban On Celebrating Easter Is Because Chocolate Bunnies Melt 0
Textbook 3 years

Everywhere And Cause A Huge Mess In Middle Eastern Weather. More soon...

Egyptian anti-tobacco campaign in jeopardy after they smoke another Embassy 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Robbie Savage has admitted that he only signed up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing so he could get close to fit women without landing in trouble with the missus. The ex-footballer told his...

In bid to improve Islam’s image, Pakistan re-brands Islamabad as Islamagood' 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Thanks to Qoxiivi and Dumbnews for the sub-editing...

Islamabad to be renamed Islamagood in push to improve the image of Islam 14
virtuallywill 3 years


UKIP outline plans for Bigot Society 2
greg various 3 years
Socialist celebrities leave UK to "avoid paying tax to support scroungers" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Recession forcing builders to finish on time and within budget say OfBotch 8
tedweasel 3 years

A COMBINATION of economic pressures and the influx of Eastern European workers has been blamed for the increase in the number of building contractors having to work into the afternoon on at least two...

Gerontius 3 years

A row has broken out over a hospital trust’s decision to give patients ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear during routine ward drug taking to prevent nurses from speaking to them., When patients...

Trump's Wig Goes 'On The Lam' After Bust-up With Mogul 3
Duff 3 years

The NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision not to enter the race for The White House next year. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and...

Website finally exposes Columbus 'New World' landing conspiracy. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Bald Phil Collins fan demands place on paralympic team 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
.XXX domain name warehouse in Swindon destroyed by fire. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years

A warehouse in Swindon storing over thirty billion of the new XXX domain names has been destroy by fire completely wiping out it entire stock as well the discrete packaging they were to be sent out...

Masterchef Contestant Booted For Switching Sugar And Salt Around 0
Textbook 3 years
Norman Foster admits 'Gherkin' was meant to look like a willy 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

"I just can't draw all that well"...

Comedians to be given all clear to make jokes about 9-11 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
9/11 was a hoax. 1
rikkor 3 years

Oh, sorry. Typo. I meant to write that the Holocaust was a hoax...

Hallmark Cards launch "Happy 9.11!" range 10
dvo4fun 3 years

More tasteful cards soon...

Benefits cut warning over truancy as Parliament publish MP's attendance 0
virtuallywill 3 years

sitting this one out, and the next...

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR. 1
rebel not taken 3 years

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR:, "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year...

Vote Perry : She kissed a girl, and liked it 1
simonjmr 3 years

The US electorate are blowing Hot'n'cold over Perry's candidature. Although Fireworks are planned if the expected support of California Girls materialises. More soon...

Muslim convert to Christianity takes up rustling livestock 0
greg various 3 years

As he might as well be hanged for a sheep as apostasy...

UK Employment Projected To Fall To Zero... 0
Awkward Facts 3 years

The recently published figures on the rate of decline of employment in the UK suggest that British jobs will have disappeared in their entirety by 2019, and the Government is accordingly seeking...