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New Childhood Craze Loomz on the Horizon, warns Experts. 0
IABP 2 06.07.14 12:43pm
IABP 2
David Miliband readied for last minute substitution in Election shoot-out

Labour Party chiefs, inspired by Dutch manager Louis Van Gaal's last minute switch of goalkeeper in last night's World Cup quarter-final, are preparing a last gasp replacement of their own in the run...

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cinnahmon 06.07.14 10:55am
cinnahmon
Ladbrookes confirm God had £100 on Neymar injury

Ladbrookes have confirmed that God walked into one of their betting shops on the Old Kent Road just minutes before kick-off and placed a £5 bet on Columbia to make it through to the World Cup...

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Gerontius 06.07.14 10:46am
Gerontius
Bill Oddie is next, claims massive cock.

There was a new twist in the Yewtree saga today as details began to emerge of an undercover operation investigating a known 'bird watcher'. Bill Oddie, a once-popular children's presenter from the...

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Kevin the Swan 06.07.14 10:33am
Yikes
Tour de France Cambridge to London stage to be started by Norman Tebbit

"Ready! Get on your bikes! Go find work!"...

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AReader 06.07.14 9:01am
AReader
Kurds fear impending lemon shortage. 4
Maverick 06.07.14 8:53am
Squudge
Dutch goalkeeper criticised for diving. More soon. 0
edwardlaird 06.07.14 8:46am
edwardlaird
John O'Farrell wins as comedy writer puts minimal effort into contribution

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AReader 06.07.14 8:39am
sponge finger
All reet, on yer bikes, the lot o' thee, says Yorkshirman. 0
Maverick 05.07.14 10:31pm
Maverick
Lingerie firm La Senza goes tits-up. 0
MADJEZ 05.07.14 10:21pm
MADJEZ
Fred - The Lust, The Passion, The Man

I get the feeling that people don’t fully appreciate Brazilian striker Fred’s value to the team, his team-mates, or really anyone who might have ever been in his presence. Those closest to the...

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05.07.14 9:04pm
AReader
British Gas fined for mistakenly offering customers 'service'. 0
deskpilot3 05.07.14 8:47pm
deskpilot3
Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Bigdadi appears in first TV wrestling match.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Shirley_%22Big_Daddy%22_Crabtree.jpg...

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MADJEZ 05.07.14 7:52pm
MADJEZ
Rolf spends second night showing cellmate his didgeridoo skills. 0
MADJEZ 05.07.14 7:49pm
MADJEZ
Fellow prisoner's explored Rolf's back catalogue on first night in cells 0
antharrison 05.07.14 7:35pm
antharrison
ISIS in crisis over western vices. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.07.14 7:00pm
dominic_mcg
British prisons now 'most entertaining in the world' 6
Adrian Bamforth 05.07.14 5:52pm
clarksn
Rolf's Harris 'didn't make it through the night.' 0
Ted King 05.07.14 4:40pm
Ted King
Criticising someone for being Commons Speaker is unacceptable, says short guy 0
beckfordburger 05.07.14 3:29pm
beckfordburger
Got 5 years for jailbait, mate, got 5 years for jailbait

Straight to cell from the court, sport, straight to cell from the court, Think me career's through, Lew, think me career's through, No more didgeridoo, Blue, no more didgeridoo...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 05.07.14 2:18pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Crowds cheer as Queen Elizabeth slides majestically into the water 3
AReader 05.07.14 12:59pm
AReader
Glaswegian man arrested as wrong Queen Elizabeth belted with bottle of whisky

More to follow...

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apepper 05.07.14 12:07pm
apepper
Chaos as Mr Keepmyhistory demands that Google deletes his history

The Internet is likely to collapse in upon itself after Mr Eric Keepmyhistory of Hampshire requested that Google deletes his history. A Google spokesman explained; "Unfortunately, the people who...

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apepper 05.07.14 12:05pm
apepper
Irony overload as boxer arrested for punching man 3
RobArmstrong 05.07.14 11:54am
Mandy Lifeboat
First rule of Rolf's Cartoon Club now 'No-one talks about Rolf's Cartoon Club' 5
Adrian Bamforth 05.07.14 11:15am
Ironduke
Warship named after a little old lady set to strike fear into foreign navies

Great Britain sent a firm message to the world yesterday by naming its latest Royal Navy warship after a sprightly but rather frail 88 year old woman. Foreign navies are said to be quaking in their...

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Midfield Diamond 05.07.14 10:47am
Kevin the Swan
Neymar nearly damages quiff and tattoos

but luckily only breaks vertebrae...

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Robert Koch 05.07.14 10:22am
Robert Koch
Headline

Setup, A couple of gags, Punchline...

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AReader 05.07.14 8:46am
AReader
Millions petition EU court for the right to forget 60s, 70s and 80s television

Following the recent judgement in the European Court of Human Rights establishing the "right to be forgotten", requests have flooded in for the BBC and other channels to be forced to wipe out all...

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AReader 05.07.14 8:24am
RobArmstrong
HMS Queen Elizabeth to be anchored in Thames as London's new airport. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.07.14 7:12am
Al OPecia