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Dick Everyman 28.12.12 6:51pm
Dick Everyman
Scientists reveal truth behind The Creation

Day 1 In the beginning physicists created a new earth and a new heaven using sound scientific principles and the Large Hadron Collider (LHC). And the new earth was without form, but they agreed...

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Dick Everyman 28.12.12 6:36pm
Squudge
New EU ruling on Life Insurance puts extra strain on the NHS.

Following the new ruling by the EU that life insurance premiums for men and women must be equal as from 21 December 2012, statisticians have concluded that men and women now have the same life...

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JoshSpringer 28.12.12 5:44pm
JoshSpringer
Mother loses court battle to give child 'pretentious' name

A seven-year-old boy can be given a normal name against his mother's wishes, a judge has ruled. Psychologists argued that unless Carbon Dioxide Rogers receives a normal name soon he could face "a...

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Idiot 28.12.12 5:13pm
The All New Jeni B
Septic blackhead-related deaths on the rise, US military reports 0
Idiot 28.12.12 4:42pm
Idiot
Police slammed for not taking 'Marmalade Theft' seriously

Manchester police have been heavily criticised after refusing to act on a tip-off about a marmalade theft. Instead, the 'Peelers' dismissed the warning as a hoax, which ultimately led to a...

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28.12.12 3:56pm
Lucy4
Christmas lunch finishes. Nation celebrates one more sleep until dinner. 1
exigo 28.12.12 2:56pm
beau-jolly
PM: Public holidays and TV airtime ‘must reflect UK’

To reflect the ever-changing ideological make-up of the UK, from 2015 Boxing Day will be known as ‘National Atheism Day’ number 10 has announced. In line with Christian leaders on Christmas Day,...

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Reg Herring 28.12.12 2:06pm
Dick Everyman
Supermarkets to hide everything in latest Government health initiative

Following on from the ban on tobacco promotion supermarkets across the UK will be forced to hide almost everything under the counter or behind shutters from next April. The Department of Health said...

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Dick Everyman 28.12.12 2:04pm
Squudge
Antarctic drillers pause in quest to find Thatcher's compassion reservoir

more later...

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dvo4fun 28.12.12 2:00pm
Dick Everyman
New EU Green Energy technology from Brussels

As countries across Europe struggle to reduce their CO2 outputs and reliance on fossil fuels, there is a small green cabbage like bud of hope that may just save the day., The possibilities of...

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danster 28.12.12 1:57pm
Bourbon
Thunderbird wine causes drunken tramp brawl at Gerry Anderson funeral 1
charlies_hat 28.12.12 1:55pm
Squudge
"Contains Swivelling Eyes" warning on Thunderbirds DVD box set 0
Drylaw 28.12.12 1:34pm
Drylaw
Stormin' Norman awarded posthumous Sledgehammer Crackin' Nut medal 0
Drylaw 28.12.12 1:30pm
Drylaw
'I feel love' returns to UK nightclub playlist after short break 0
charlies_hat 28.12.12 1:26pm
charlies_hat
Savile's depravity 'knew no bounds' as letter reveals 'love' for Thatcher 1
Idiot 28.12.12 12:56pm
Squudge
Kate Winslet marries for the forth time...

Just getting it in early...

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danster 27.12.12 11:34pm
Bourbon
Parker was a 'bullying snob' claim denied by Lady Penelope 2
custard cream 27.12.12 11:13pm
Bourbon
Installation of anti rubber necking screens causes traffic congestion

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64982000/jpg/_64982693_screen_dft.jpg The actual story is here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20851775...

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custard cream 27.12.12 11:04pm
custard cream
Army warns of Modern Warfare Recruit Crisis

The army today have warned of an impending crisis with new recruits. They are concerned with the apparent influx of what they are calling Modern Warfare recruits who believe they will come back to...

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27.12.12 7:53pm
Gerry Anderson funeral

As the coffin is carried from the hearse, the two rows of trees lining the avenue suddenly part and tilt over. The coffin is carried forward into the crematorium, and the small pond slides to the...

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Sinnick 27.12.12 7:05pm
The All New Jeni B
Cemetary prepares for Gerry Anderson's funeral.

Mole soon http://davidszondy.com/future/Thunderbirds/cap028.jpg...

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MADJEZ 27.12.12 7:03pm
Squudge
Gerry Anderson to be buried in Thunderbird 2

It's what he would have wanted...

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victimms 27.12.12 6:26pm
Boutros
Shopping in Shanghai has 'jumped the shark' say reviewers. 0
MADJEZ 27.12.12 6:25pm
MADJEZ
Piers Morgan to be thrown off fiscal cliff. 0
Maverick 27.12.12 6:25pm
Maverick
Gerry 'at peace' with Rhapsody, Harmony, Destiny, Symphony and Melody Angels 4
DustyBinLaden 27.12.12 6:25pm
Boutros
BBC probe confirms no problems with scheduling Gerry Anderson tribute show 1
custard cream 27.12.12 5:22pm
dvo4fun
Antarctic lake project 'put on ice'

No more soon...

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Geraldine Wiley 27.12.12 4:55pm
Lucy4
Environment Agency issues Flood Warning for Sahara 1
custard cream 27.12.12 4:48pm
Lucy4
From your local 'feel good about your skin disease' charity - 'Happy Eczemas'

Back to the cooking...

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Perks 27.12.12 4:01pm
dvo4fun