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Kitchen Aid launch range of decorative appliances designed to be never used 0
Dumbnews 12.09.13 4:23am
Dumbnews
O-yez, there is more information on these stories on the church noticeboard

And you can contact the Town Crier by semaphore, carrier pigeon or giving a note to a passing stage coach...

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Ian Searle 12.09.13 4:17am
Ian Searle
Consumer in search of more information from magazine accused of 'Which' Hunt 0
Ian Searle 12.09.13 4:14am
Ian Searle
Apple Releases I-Wok 5

Apple's attempt to dominate sales in the lucrative Chinese market has skyrocketed following the release of its new i-phone which also doubles as a handy ready to use wok. First reactions from the...

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ozworld 12.09.13 12:10am
ozworld
BBC accuses BBC of having a 'horrible anus'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24054923...

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quango 11.09.13 10:47pm
quango
Man stares into the fetid maw of his own mortality watching ITV2's Big Reunion

 , Steven Harris (32) from Croydon, South London reported feeling the crushing realisation that his best years are far behind him while watching an episode of ITV2's The Big Reunion: On Tour last...

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phil_smith 11.09.13 10:19pm
phil_smith
Apple already hyping iPhone 6, iPhone7 and iPhone 7.5. 1
deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:14pm
Arthur
Beast Finally Goes Ex-Directory After Spate Of Nuisance Sales Calls 4
Titus 11.09.13 10:10pm
ronseal
Government claims that HS2 will cure cancer.

Or possibly just let it get to specialists in London more quickly...

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deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:09pm
deskpilot3
Apple users unsure which greasy thumbprint they should press their digit on. 0
deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:08pm
deskpilot3
Nokia/Microsoft steals Apple's thunder by reinstating the Start button. 0
deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:07pm
deskpilot3
Apple Releases Same Stupid Crap That Doesn't Work

http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt,14309/...

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Dumbnews 11.09.13 9:57pm
Arthur
Panic As Aliens Develop Foil-Penetrating Brain Radar

And I know what you're going to post...

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Titus 11.09.13 9:43pm
Titus
London to Wigan annual season ticket to cost £15bn by 2037, forecasters predict 0
Arthur 11.09.13 9:10pm
Arthur
Apple Introduces iTag For Wealthy Style-Conscious Super-Criminals 0
Titus 11.09.13 7:48pm
Titus
New study proves larger vocabulary means more words

thanks sherlock...

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rogerg 11.09.13 7:46pm
Opening paragraph just repeats the headline, claims journalist.

The opening paragraph of too many news stories just repeats the headline, with one or two extra words added, a journalist claimed today. And the following sentence inevitably starts with the word...

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Boutros 11.09.13 7:38pm
ἑξακόσιοι δέκα ἕξ 4
Arthur 11.09.13 7:05pm
apepper
Möbius strip MP changes sides

More to follow...

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apepper 11.09.13 6:59pm
apepper
Tuvalu fury at Syria peace proposal 'snub'

Tuvalu's ambassador to the United Nations was yesterday reported to be 'apoplectic with fury' at what he called a 'brazen snub' of the island's proposal to bring peace and stability to Syria. Alvara...

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Bravenewmalden 11.09.13 6:34pm
Bravenewmalden
New Peter Andre painting identified

A previously unknown portrait by Peter Andre has been identified by the museum of worthless celebrity art. The piece, titled 'Jordan mon amour' - which depicts Andre's now ex-wife, Katie Price, in...

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Robopop 11.09.13 5:59pm
godly1966
Future celebrity rape cases to be assessed on a LeVell playing field. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.09.13 5:26pm
dominic_mcg
Bodmin Anaesthetist Claims To Be The Numb-er Of The Beast

Neat-o Hat-tip to Midfield Diamond...

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Flugelbinder 11.09.13 5:24pm
Midfield Diamond
Deputy Dawg to step down pending court case.

Deputy Dawg announced today he will resign his post, pending the outcome of charges against him. In his trademark “hillbilly” redneck accent, Mr Dawg told reporters: “I fervently deny all...

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CulchaVulcha 11.09.13 5:24pm
nickb
Coronation Street plot spoiler - Kevin Webster's dad makes amazing recovery 0
custard cream 11.09.13 4:50pm
custard cream
France: Bed-sharing Will Solve Syrian Crisis

French foreign affairs minister Laurent Fabius has proposed a unique solution to the refugee crisis engulfing the Middle East. Fabius believes spare bedrooms from council properities on British...

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David Masters 11.09.13 4:32pm
David Masters
Pints rival Bitcoin as new alternative currency 0
Sfox 11.09.13 3:54pm
Sfox
Ed Milliband launches new policy to opt out of HMRC levy

Ed Milliband's first ever policy of allowing Union members to opt out of the political levy, whilst not embraced by some has made him so excited that someone is listening to him. He has now launched...

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tonyhill 11.09.13 3:28pm
tonyhill
Salem witches accuse Governor Phips of "Witchhunt"

more to follow...

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moanygit 11.09.13 2:08pm
moanygit
Satanists turning to Jesus after Beast goes ex-directory 0
sydalg 11.09.13 1:59pm
sydalg