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|Fiona Bruce to visit the Shag Palace in next weeks episode||0||
One will be staying the night...
|End in sight for macular degeneration sufferers.||0||
|Highland Toffee firm comes to a sticky end as it goes into administration:||0||
|Music teacher sentenced to 22 years will only serve 11 years in 2/4 time||0||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
|Sun journalist rewrites NZ rugby team pre-game warm up, Haka scandal erupts||0||
|Clegg: The Economy - "This Lady is not for turning"||0||
Nick Clegg has today strenuously denied that Conservative dogma has seeped through to the core of the Lib Dem party, especially as major parts of his speech yesterday seemed to be direct lift from...
|Riots cost JD Sports £700,000 of stock, actual cost after discounts £100,000||0||
|Police abandon attempt to find source for article after noticing "by-line"||0||
Metropolitan police have dropped an action against the Guardian newspaper to reveal the source of a story. A police spokesman said that it had been noticed that there was a "by-line" beside the story...
|Obama says:"...misunderstanding, I meant I wanted to raise taxi fares for rich."||0||
|Next US Presidential election to be decided by Duckworth-Lewis method||1||
After two of the recent elections were decided by courts, the Federal Election Commission have now decided that the fairest method and potentially the least controversial will be a true One Man One...
|Greeks to increase amount of taxes no one's going to pay||0||
||greg various||3 years|
|Inexplicable move towards ITV fuels theory of "Aunty-Gravity."||0||
|Gentrified neighborhood undergoing rundownification||0||
|Japanese military names Mozilla as prime suspect in cyber attack||3||
|Council worker sacked for not being off sick||0||
In a recent clampdown Bolton council has sacked a worker for not being off sick enough in his 3 month probationary period. A council representative stated that this kind of behaviour will not be...
|Berlusconi blamed as Italy's credit rating downgraded to 'XXX'||0||
|Scottish tennis ace suspected of foul play||2||
Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray is at the centre of a controversy after accusations following his recent win over Ukraian world number 62 Sergiy Stakhovsky in their recent Davis Cup clash....
||Ralphy Snoops||3 years|
Sci-Fi fans should head for Sheffield University this week for a UFO conference focusing on ‘abductees’ - people who have met aliens and have returned to describe the experience. These include a...
|Teachers to strike over public sector strikes||3||
The National Union of Teachers has announced it will ballot members on strike action over the proposed national strike action by other public sector workers. The NUT has come to the conclusion that...
|Surgeons Succeed in Joining Twins Together||16||
In an operation lasting nearly 30 hours, surgeons have succeeded in joining the identical twins Sue and Jane Grover together., Cases of non-joined twins are not rare at all and often call for really...
|'No fat chicks' certificate urged for films that feature doughnuts||1||
|Basildon's housewives braced for clothes peg shortage||3||
|Dale Farm situation described as 'tents'||4||
|Tennis strike may affect UK weather||0||
Chaos theory experts predict that the possible tennis strike if timed correctly, in conjunction with the 140,000 people not gathering in one place in Somerset, could lead to perfect weather for the...
|Tennis players may strike, says Murray. World wide apathy breaks out.||0||
|Amusing section of James Cordon stand up routine 'just a funny five minutes'||4||
|Barack Obama Bananarama Llama Farmer Drama||2||
||Chris Niven-Brady||3 years|
US president Barack Obama is reported "unfazed" after a llama, presented to him by ex-Bananarama singer Jacquie O'Sullivan - who now owns her own llama farm in Stroud, Gloucestershire - escaped...
|Cayman Island Charity 'grateful' for £1m donation from Rupert Murdoch||0||
|Home Office to phase out full-facial passport photos for gimps||6||
||Gary Stanton||3 years|
The Home Office is to waive the rule which insists on a full-facial photograph where the applicant is a leather-clad sex slave habitually used to peering through a mask. The proposed moves follows...
|Royal Break-up: Wills "not good enough for my Kate" says Dad||1||
A stunned world reeled last night as Michael Middleton, father of the Duchess of Cambridge, confirmed recent rumours of a royal rift. Speaking to reporters outside his Berkshire home, Mr Middleton...
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