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Silvio Berlusconi Tipped As Next Director General of the BBC

"We have so much in common" He Says....

Nowherefast 07.10.12 10:09am
Mitchell Swerves Tory Conference

"Plebgate" chief whip Andrew Mitchell is to avoid this week's Conservative Party conference as he feels his presence would prove a distraction. Other leading Tories who have suddenly found other...

Mike Turbine-Hamilton 07.10.12 9:43am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Guitar fx pedal market shaken as Iranian maker issues revolutionary 'Fat-Wah' 3
Idiot 07.10.12 6:33pm
BBC denies it should have had doubts about Savile

A middle-age man walking around in tracksuit bottoms saying "'Ow's about that then?" to young girls is no cause for suspicion, they claim...

pdavies65 07.10.12 8:36am
New poll in – “Britain still a nation of small shopkeepers” 0
Yikes 07.10.12 7:51am
Wonga sponsored Newcastle players expected to put 4214% effort into winning 0
Lucy4 07.10.12 7:01am

A Polish man, by the name Yougov, has gone on record as saying he is sick of everyone asking him what he thinks. In recent years he has been asked his opinion on politics, policing and whatever else...

george.scofield 07.10.12 3:42am
...where the spam provokes more laughter than the subs... 7
Martin Shuttlecock 07.10.12 5:44pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Man writes ticker as avoidance tactic for going to bed on Saturday night 0
SpankyMonkey 07.10.12 12:29am
Man dies of shock after getting David Blaine’s electric bill by mistake... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 12:08am
Midget Iranian Shop Keeper Caught Selling Gourds Under The Counter

Hat tip to Damien Cockshuffle ;0)...

Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:39pm
Dick Everyman
Vince Cabal forms secret alliance 3
nickb 06.10.12 10:46pm
Dick Everyman
Corrupt referees concerned about whistle blowers 0
Smart Alex 06.10.12 7:45pm
Smart Alex
Vatican butler gets 18 month jail term, eternity in hell - to run concurrently 5
Idiot 06.10.12 8:40pm
Hot air balloonist apologises for exaggerated claims 0
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 5:11pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Somerville denies abusing middle aged women 9
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:30pm
Dick Everyman
M&S 'Light control' panties to include dimmer switch for blondes.

Still can't find the 'on' switch in my wife's...

riesler 06.10.12 4:38pm
Small Shopkeepers Shun Top Shelf Reading Matter 3
Martin Shuttlecock 06.10.12 5:38pm
Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter

Doesn't work with midget. Only works with 'small', because 'small shop keeper' is a recognised phrase, whereas 'midget shop keeper' isn't...

06.10.12 10:51pm
Dick Everyman
BBC deny Savile cover up - 'We always allowed him to get his knob out'

Damn. I laughed and now I feel dirty. Have to give stars...

06.10.12 6:34pm
Giant supermarket chains too big for masochistic small shop-keepers.

No, I’m not entering myself (Snigger)...

sigmund 06.10.12 1:21pm
Off-duty ambulance driver ‘used portable siren to queue-jump’.

An ambulance driver from Southend who wore his vehicle siren like a hat has been roundly criticised by the NHS. Shoppers were left feeling ‘ripped off’ after stepping aside to let pedestrian...

malgor 06.10.12 4:23pm
The Secret Cabal
Pre-conference bender leaves Osborne with ‘spider’s web’ face tattoo

A regrettable night on the razz has left Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne sporting a massive spider’s web tattoo on his face, just a day before he presents the country’s headline...

DustyBinLaden 08.10.12 6:19pm
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Cannabis farm wins regional tourism award

A cannabis farm in mid Wales has been awarded a coveted 5 star award by Welsh tourism chiefs for its contribution to the regional economy. The farm, established in 2011 by a consortium of specialist...

Dick Everyman 07.10.12 4:27pm
Dick Everyman
Owner of small sex shop says size doesn’t matter 2
Yikes 06.10.12 7:16pm
Dick Everyman
Small shopkeepers responsible for majority of under the counter selling. 3
weematt 08.10.12 11:57am
Midfield Diamond
Family claims Abu Hamza "mostly 'armless"

So sorry, so very sorry coat, hat, scarf, gloves...

dvo4fun 07.10.12 8:03am
S&M businesses strapped for cash 1
weematt 06.10.12 11:12am
Tesco CEO on recent losses. "We're on target to become a small shopkeeper again"

Neat - O bid. No more soon...

dvo4fun 06.10.12 10:21am
New laughing gas safety campaign urges kids to "Just say N2O" 0
LittleSpender 06.10.12 9:47am