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Government feud 'started by tie snipping' 0
kga6 3 years

Spiritual differences between the small subgroup of people who call themselves politicians, known to the wider folk as the 'Pain People', have led to a feud in which members snip each others ties....

Wayne Rooney stunned as everyone in world named Rooney arrested 0
Clarky 3 years

‘We thought it would save time to question all of them,’ a police spokesperson said, ‘just in case.’...

Emo responsible for Moody cuts 2
button 3 years
Mouse swapper taken to court over bullying charges 4
Screenie 3 years

A gentleman from Essex who replaced a work colleague's computer mouse with a real live version has been taken to court over allegations of bullying. His victim, 29 year old Todd Begswick, is still...

Werritty cherrity verritty sought 0
nickb 3 years

..will hilerritty follow?...

Taliban to impove image by reimagining "West Side Story".. 3
Al OPecia 3 years

"Gee Officer Corruptka", "I once knew a law called Sharia", "Who wants to belive in America?"...

Steve Jobs riP. 10
Al OPecia 3 years
World conker championship organisers blame cancellation on shoestring budget. 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Cuts Latest : BBC to repeat 2008 Olympics in 2012 3
medici2471 3 years
Red carded Roonie "will be kicking himself" predicts dad. 4
Boutros 3 years
Fans celebrate Euro 2012 qualification with impromptu shindig 0
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Rooney Snr wins bet on Rooney Jnr being sent off in 71st minute 2
Sinnick 3 years
Sighting of Nessie in Thames, was not David Walliams 1
witless 3 years

A rare Loch Ness monster sibling has been sighted in the River Thames deep into London for the first time last week. Although normally associated with the Loch in Scotland, this is the first time the...

Jobs' mourning suits now available in white. 0
Boutros 3 years

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Cyber-Shocker: Steve Jobs Dies Just Like Everyone Else 9
rikkor 3 years

Steve Jobs will always be remembered for the billions of dollars he donated to alleviate human suffering worldwide. Sorry, wait. That was someone else. Steve Jobs will always be remembered for...

GOOD SAMARITAN SOMEHOW STILL MASSIVE ARSEHOLE 10
Peter749400 3 years

Despite heroically diving in front of a lorry to save an old lady from being run over, Good samaritan and local charity worker Dave Hitchens was somehow, still an arsehole, it emerged last night. ...

Small herd of cattle & 5-barred gate left at Cow & Gate offices after CEO dies 2
dvo4fun 3 years
Manchester local derby match results latest: Householders 3, Burglars 0 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Barclays Avoids Moody Blues 0
medici2471 3 years

lots more soon...

Locksmith called into court for latch fixing 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Moody downgraded to 'a little sulky' 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Forsyth accused of thatch fixing 2
spoole2112 3 years

Strictly Comb Dancing star Bru...

New Bond film title to be 'Oh it's him again, what was wrong with Brosnan' 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Steve Jobs's brother bitter at "unearned" tributes to internet entrepreneur 0
Tom55 3 years

Speaking to our reporter, Mr Jobs, a janitor, said. "He wasn't so special, just that he was the favorite of my parents. I could have achieved just as much if I had his opportunities and given a...

Jo Malone launches 'Candles for men' 4
Zadok the second 3 years

Advertising feature Flickering, aromatic candles are truly something to savour. They wreathe a room with wonderful scents and decorate it with dancing light. Now men - married, single or permanently...

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vertical 3 years
Pakistani cricketers receive Nobble Prize for Match Fixing 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Calls for banning of 'A weekend at Bernie's' after Denver 'copycats' 1
Screenie 3 years

It has been revealed today that two men from Denver who drove around with their friend's dead corpse in the back of the car, using cash withdrawn from the dead man's account for a spending spree had...

Whale suspected in Krill mass murder 0
vertical 3 years
Chopper firm wields axe 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years