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Government raises public's gullibility level to 'Very' 1
roybland 29.08.14 9:38pm
antharrison
Apple Records lawyers force Brit jihadists into hiding

An uneasy calm has settled on Mosul in Northern Iraq after lawyers acting for Apple Records, the Beatles' record company, descended on the town to issue a Cease and Desist notice to British-born...

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bonjonelson 29.08.14 9:09pm
bonjonelson
GCHQ admits that, actually, it does know Jack 0
throngsman 29.08.14 9:05pm
throngsman
UK threat level raised to 'stable door open' 2
Squudge 29.08.14 8:20pm
GrumpyCat
Labour Stops Beating About The Bush And Takes The Bull By The Horns

Labour have announced their plans for a reform of Britain's Health & Safety Regulations, should they be successful at the next election. A select Think Tank has decided that Britain will be a...

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Coffeemate 29.08.14 8:16pm
Coffeemate
Rotherham Council to celebrate Dalek culture

Rotherham is to host a multi-cultural celebration of Dalek culture, as part of its commitment to helping the Dalek community settle into the town. “There have been some issues with exterminations...

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deceangli 29.08.14 8:01pm
Bigglesworth
Artist Buries 30 Clacton UKIP Candidiates On Beach - How Many Can YOU Dig Up?

Only two found so far more later ...

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Titus 29.08.14 6:57pm
bonjonelson
UK Increases Security Alert As Thousands Of School Children Return From Holiday 2
Coffeemate 29.08.14 6:33pm
IABP 2
Geordie threat level raised to 'did ye spill my pint' 0
RobArmstrong 29.08.14 6:13pm
RobArmstrong
UK terror level raised to "too fucking late" 3
Sinnick 29.08.14 6:02pm
MrPhill
BNP bury Nazi Gold in Folkestone, then call it Art when they're rumbled 0
MrPhill 29.08.14 6:00pm
MrPhill
Putin abandons attempt to reclaim Alaska

Russia's president Vlad Putin last week ordered that an attempt to reclaim Alaska be abandoned, after learning that Sara Palin comes with the territory. Alaska was settled by Russians in the 19th...

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Jim Garner 29.08.14 5:55pm
Squudge
69-year old quits making tonight's dinner after losing sense of perspective 0
Kevin the Swan 29.08.14 5:53pm
Kevin the Swan
TESCO To Offer 1,000,000 Club Card Points To Anyone Who Buys One Of Their Shares 0
Titus 29.08.14 5:22pm
Titus
‘Horse wanking’ odds-on to be next big Internet fad

As millions succumb to the tidal power of the Ice Bucket challenge, selflessly sacrificing their dryness in the name of charity, bookmakers have started offering odds on what the crazy, fun-seeking...

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Robopop 29.08.14 5:05pm
Robopop
Overstretched snooker player needs a rest. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.08.14 4:47pm
dominic_mcg
Cameron plans to seize UKIP defectors' passports 0
custard cream 29.08.14 4:31pm
custard cream
Badgers To Support uk Caliphate If It Means End of Cull 0
Dun Dunkin 29.08.14 4:28pm
Dun Dunkin
Foreign Office Has 'Lost' Treaty That Obliges Uk to defend Ukraine

"We only keep paperwork for 5 years. It must of got shredded. Sorry"...

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Dun Dunkin 29.08.14 4:26pm
Dun Dunkin
Ice-bucket challenge to be replaced by 'snog a Jihadi' challenge.

If you can keep your head you might raise some money for charidee...

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Ted King 29.08.14 3:47pm
Ted King
UK Terror Threat Level raised to 'Eastenders Rescheduled'. 3
MADJEZ 29.08.14 3:31pm
beau-jolly
RBS to offer ice bucket challenge for new mortgage applicants 1
Squudge 29.08.14 3:26pm
sponge finger
EU to limit the 'vast emptiness of space' by 2017

Buoyed by recent success in banning sale or importing of all useful vacuum cleaners from September 2014, EU leaders are setting their sights higher from 2017. Current ruling will render the average...

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Kevin the Swan 29.08.14 3:23pm
GrumpyCat
Madman annexing territory and global indifference reminds Putin of WW2 0
Bigglesworth 29.08.14 3:11pm
Bigglesworth
Be afraid. Be moderately afraid. 0
deceangli 29.08.14 3:09pm
deceangli
Al Qaida 'disappointed' at threat of relegation

A spokesman for Al Qaida has expressed disappointment at being overtaken by newer terrorist organisations such as Islamic State and UKIP. 'What really bothers us,' he said at a press conference, 'is...

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throngsman 29.08.14 3:06pm
deceangli
UKIP terror level raised to severe. 0
godly1966 29.08.14 2:49pm
godly1966
Government raises UK bullshit threat level to ‘severe’

The UK’s bullshit threat level has been raised from ‘substantial’ to ‘severe’ meaning that the possibility of impending bullshit is highly likely. In a statement today Home Secretary...

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harrypalmer 29.08.14 2:16pm
harrypalmer
I.S. raise Terror Threat level to 'Severed' 0
cinnahmon 29.08.14 2:09pm
cinnahmon
Uk To Become a Caliphate Raised to Severe by Home Office

"We are not saying a caliphate is immanent only highly likely."...

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Dun Dunkin 29.08.14 2:00pm
Dun Dunkin