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Osborne plan for poor people to sell their children

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apepper 08.10.12 5:02pm
apepper
Abu Hamza fails airport retina and fingerprint scanner security

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63089000/jpg/_63089255_gku0l3lu.jpg more soon...

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custard cream 08.10.12 9:03pm
FlashArry
Tory Conference fears grow as Pope's teeth drop out

An emergency dental unit has been hurriedly set up, 'as a precaution', at the Conservative Party conference in Birmingham, after the Pope became the latest victim of what has been dubbed 'Hampstead...

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pinxit 09.10.12 7:30am
pinxit
'I no longer have the stomach for it,' says teenager after booze binge 4
Idiot 08.10.12 5:40pm
Underconstruction
Teenager's Torso Removed After Eating Kebab

A teenager has had emergency surgery to remove her torso after eating a kebab containing weapons grade plutonium. The 18-year-old is reported to have become breathless and developed severe stomach...

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domshmom 08.10.12 2:21pm
domshmom
"I don't know what all the fuss is about" Gary Glitter exclusive interview

Gary Glitter has spoken about his time with Jimmy Savile, they all wanted to be in my gang...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 6:51pm
button
Jimmy Savile Charity to change it's name to Gary Glitter Trust

Following damaging allegations about Sir Jimmy Savile, the charity that bore his name has decided it is appropriate to change it's name to the Gary Glitter Trust. "I've always been a bit of a fan",...

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apepper 08.10.12 1:42pm
apepper
Osborne denies being against disability living allowance. "I hate all abortion" 0
B.E.P. 08.10.12 1:38pm
B.E.P.
BBC News displays images of women sexually abused by Jimmy Savile

The BBC showed pictures from the Seventies of the women, when the attacks took place, and of them today, under the caption, Now, Then, Now, Then , Now, Then...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 9:51am
weematt
Radio 1 DJ's report constant stream of unwanted griping by Chris Moyles 0
charlies_hat 08.10.12 1:35pm
charlies_hat
Toilet doors slammed by advertising watchdog

The Advertising Standards Authority promised to "come down hard" on false claims posted on public toilet cubicle walls and doors, as a recent probe revealed that up to 80% of the toilet ads failed to...

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The Bogs 09.10.12 2:24pm
Gerontius
Breaking News: Cameron "To Abolish The Poor"

David Cameron has made a shock announcement at the Conservative Party Conference that the poor are to be abolished as of January 2013. "Enough's enough!" he declared to rapturous applause in the...

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UnfitMother 08.10.12 1:11pm
UnfitMother
Small shopkeepers tend to be short staffed 0
weematt 08.10.12 12:11pm
weematt
Hamilton accuses Button of not following him, but overtaking and winning. 0
Boutros 08.10.12 12:05pm
Boutros
Small shopkeepers struggling with high overheads. 0
weematt 08.10.12 12:00pm
weematt
'It'll come in handy for my son's Subbuteo Rugby set' says Paul Wood 2
Idiot 08.10.12 11:56am
Chancellor will not win Nobel prize for economics - rumour

Chancellor George Osborne will not be awarded this year's Nobel prize for economics, according to rumours circulating in Stockholm. Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize - to be announced...

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roybland 08.10.12 10:23am
roybland
Gorden Ramsey to host Washing Up programme.

"There's over 30 fucking cooking programmes a fucking week," said the Chef, "but none about fucking washing up!", It's fucking bollocks....

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philthefunk 08.10.12 10:09am
philthefunk
Boris diary to-do list...

Ur, um, er..upset Liverpool (tick), Upset Portsmouth (tick), act like an oaf (cont), Become Leader of the hooray henry party., Become Prime Minister, Make Cheryl Cole Chancellor (phwoar!),...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 9:56am
philthefunk
Jimmy Savile Downgraded.....

.To Jimmy Crow...

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 6:19pm
button
George Osbourne to save £10bn by selling off Olympiads.

George Osbourne will outline at the Tory Party Conference today how he can save £10bn by selling off Team GB., "It's my intention to destroy all the good feeling the Summer Olympics by selling our...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 8:49am
philthefunk
Catholic church condemns Savile for abusing under-age girls 5
Oxbridge 08.10.12 11:20am
pinxit
Abu Hamza refused US entry because he couldn't give fingerprints 1
Sinnick 08.10.12 9:06am
Squudge
Jimmy Savile waved his cigar at me and murmured "urrr ah urr ah urr ah urr"

Newspaper columnist Penny Thoughts has launched a strong entry in the increasingly competitive Jimmy Savile anecdote market, with a tale of how the newly identified pervy DJ waved a smokable phallic...

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ronseal 08.10.12 9:05am
Squudge
BBC crisis deepens after Mrs Slocombe’s pussy makes abuse claims 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.10.12 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Abu Hamza latest : fingerprint evidence 'admissible' says US court 0
FlashArry 08.10.12 7:42am
FlashArry
Nature news: ‘brunette’ squirrels have better sex-lives than grey ones. 0
sigmund 08.10.12 6:15am
sigmund
'Tiles R Us' Win Most Boring Gravatar Design Award 0
Dick Everyman 07.10.12 10:26pm
Dick Everyman
Osama Bin Laden's life plagued by "internet bullies", documents reveal

Documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan have revealed his torment at the hands of cyber bullies during his final years. The former Al Qaeda leader was said to have become so...

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bonjonelson 08.10.12 8:17am
bonjonelson
Fire proof US flags a big hit in Pakistan

Small shopkeepers in Pakistan have reported huge sales in fire proof US flags as the cost of replacing burnt offerings increases. Flag seller, Abdul Usmani has looked on with incredulity as the...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 10:13pm
Dick Everyman