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Immigrant disguised as banana slips through UK border controls 0
Dick Everyman 12.04.13 7:04am
Dick Everyman
Suppliers of Korean Pasties Insist That They're The Dog's Bollocks. 0
sredni vashta 12.04.13 2:23am
sredni vashta
Nissan recalls thousands of cars after discovery of traces of horsepower 2
exigo 12.04.13 12:37am
sredni vashta
Chris Huhne Announces "On Principle" He Will Not Be Attending Thatcher Funeral 1
Titus 11.04.13 10:32pm
Dick Everyman
China Embarassed As Its Child Throws Tantrum In Supermarket 0
Titus 11.04.13 10:27pm
Heaven's latest arrival puts St Peter on 3 day week 6
Dick Everyman 11.04.13 10:23pm
Tickets for Thatcher Funeral Sell Out Immediately

Fans decide to buy tickets for Rolling Stones Hyde Park concert as a quieter, more relaxing alternative instead...

Titus 11.04.13 10:01pm
Nation breathes a collective sigh of relief. Elton, Cliff & Macca 'unavailable'

More soon [thankfully not from these three]...

dvo4fun 11.04.13 9:57pm
Nelson Mandela imprisoned as Thatcher tribute

More to follow...

apepper 11.04.13 9:43pm
Hawks' welfare under review 0
Bourbon 11.04.13 8:34pm
A Team member Mr. Baracus says his Grandma prefers ships to air travel as well 0
charlies_hat 11.04.13 7:55pm
Hawk-Eye technology to be used to police Korean border dispute 0
custard cream 11.04.13 7:42pm
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Latest England Rugby 'kaleidoscope' kit designed to hypotnise opponents

Check it out below:

custard cream 11.04.13 7:38pm
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All good ideas taken claims frustrated screenwriter

An aspiring screenwriter today lamented that all good ideas have been used while criticizing past filmmaker’s selfishness for not leaving any for him. ‘It’s so frustrating to be watching...

Hooch 11.04.13 7:33pm
Today is National Siblings Day or a day for an only child to feel a little bit m 0
Hooch 11.04.13 7:21pm
Elderly Pimlico lady in state provided housing shocked by her bedroom tax bill 0
Smart Alex 11.04.13 6:51pm
Smart Alex
Kim Jong Un offers to nuke Finchley to stop it from becoming a shrine 0
sydalg 11.04.13 6:22pm
Downton Abbey cast on standby as funeral extras in case of poor attendance 0
sydalg 11.04.13 6:09pm
Thatcher hearse driver dreading directions from the back. More soon.

Right here, right here, right....

Al OPecia 11.04.13 6:06pm
Paddy Berzinski
G4S condemn North Korea after losing re-education camp contracts. 0
reforse 11.04.13 6:05pm
Wirdespread Tory distress as Thatcher fails to rise on the Third Day

Senior party figures and Daily Mail and Telegraph have been showing distinct unease in the face of her unaccountable failure to reappear as predicted...

Tom55 11.04.13 5:37pm
Hawk-Eye technology to be used at Thatcher funeral to increase crowd involvement 0
custard cream 11.04.13 5:17pm
custard cream
Nana Mouskouri to bake world's largest moussaka to cheer up Greek nation 0
custard cream 11.04.13 5:07pm
custard cream
Oh shit, says Prince Philip, as 1980s female icon found dead after leaving Ritz

More soon. Trust me on this...

Oxbridge 11.04.13 5:02pm
South Korea to use new PSY single as deterrent to North Korea nuclear threat 0
custard cream 11.04.13 4:57pm
custard cream
Reading to install goal-line technology in the home goal only

Reading FC are to install goal-line technology - but only in their own goal. Their manager, 'Sad Dave' Crosby, said: 'It will be a waste of money putting anything to do with the ball in the...

John Wiltshire 11.04.13 4:31pm
baron la croix
Missing Greek billions found underneath Demis Roussos. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 11.04.13 4:20pm
Al OPecia
French President infuriated with his best mate, who was looking after his wife. 0
Al OPecia 11.04.13 4:16pm
Al OPecia
Thatcher Funeral Guest-list Leaked 3
JoeBradley 11.04.13 4:04pm
UK Civil Aviation Authority condemns "Fit For Work" pilot scheme.

The new government pilot scheme aimed at getting the long term sick or injured back into suitable work has be heavily criticised by several major organisations in the aviation industry. A...

Baldiebaldo 11.04.13 3:58pm
baron la croix