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Failure of fudge shop blamed on ‘No Parkin’ sign... 0
Tripod 07.05.14 7:01pm
Tripod
Skullcracker no longer "sweet". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.05.14 6:50pm
Al OPecia
Skullcracker arrested - police see no reason to oppose bail

More later...

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throngsman 07.05.14 6:48pm
throngsman
Reformers Fear Skullcracker 'May Die' Laughing If Given A Severe Prison Sentence 0
Titus 07.05.14 6:10pm
Titus
Global water shortage as Hydrogen and Oxygen split to work on solo projects 0
nyarlathotep 07.05.14 4:59pm
nyarlathotep
Fears grow that Nigerian schoolgirls are travelling with their own passports 0
Underconstruction 07.05.14 4:39pm
Underconstruction
'Publicity' Clifford To Guide Fellow Inmates On Aquisition Of Trendy Nickames 0
Titus 07.05.14 3:57pm
Titus
Bank Offers Senior Job & Bonus To 'Skullcracker' Man After He Clobbers Customers 4
Titus 07.05.14 2:57pm
Titus
Pizza Express-"its no secret our food is terrible" 0
Bigglesworth 07.05.14 1:59pm
Bigglesworth
Dorset joins porn industry, 'Debbie does Dewlish' showing soon 7
RobArmstrong 07.05.14 1:48pm
RobArmstrong
Nigerian police appeal for account holders to help store $10 million reward 1
Not Amused 07.05.14 1:24pm
Wrenfoe
Synod accuses liberal theologian of 'being ecumenical with the truth' 3
Smart Alex 07.05.14 1:24pm
Wrenfoe
Alzheimer's victim confused on news that 50,000 will quit jobs to help.

The prediction that 50,000 will quit their jobs this year to care for an Alzheimer sufferer has left the sufferer, Mrs Ethel Greenslade of Tring, even more confused than she already was. She had been...

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Boutros 07.05.14 12:26pm
Boutros
Skull Cracker is Innocent says campaign led by Jon Gaunt and Max Clifford 0
ronseal 07.05.14 11:56am
ronseal
Both Brunei and Uruguay to allow their citizens to get stoned 1
Smart Alex 07.05.14 11:17am
Titus
Cameron asks Goodluck Jonathan "are you sure you didn't leave them in a pub?" 1
johnnydobbo 07.05.14 11:15am
Titus
Monica Lewinsky ‘returns to public life’ with on-field blowing of Redskins...

Monica Lewinsky has made a low-key return to public life by blowing every member of the Washington Redskins football team (while wearing [i]that[/i] dress), including the coaching staff, the guy who...

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Tripod 07.05.14 11:07am
Tripod
BBC: We're open to Clarkson torture method suggestions

In a surprise press conference last night, the BBC announced they would be accepting torture ideas to be used on Jeremy Clarkson. According to a spokesperson, this will be a new level of...

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Matthew S 07.05.14 10:55am
Matthew S
Hollywood stars in ethical boycott move

The massed ranks of A-List stars in Hollywood today announced the final list of institutions to be avoided on moral and ethical grounds. Addressing the huge crowd from outside the Beverly Hills...

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RobArmstrong 07.05.14 10:15am
Wrenfoe
Nigeria turns down Gary Glitter's offer to help find abducted schoolgirls 3
sydalg 07.05.14 9:19am
Mork
Vladimir Putin to express opposition to gay rights through the medium of dance

More curious mental images soon...

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Smart Alex 07.05.14 9:11am
Smart Alex
Schoolgirls disappear from school. Police do nothing

President Obama announced today that any country allowing schoolgirls to disappear without trace from school will attract international condemnation., Prime Minister Cameron was unavailable for...

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vulture1 07.05.14 9:05am
vulture1
Antony Hopkins dies again

Strange but true...

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Rootin Tootin 07.05.14 8:49am
Rootin Tootin
Monica Lewinsky opens her mouth, again. 0
Dick Everyman 07.05.14 8:47am
Dick Everyman
Hollywood stars object to introduction of Jude Law 0
Smart Alex 07.05.14 8:33am
Smart Alex
Nigerian police arrest Procol Harum

More to follow...

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apepper 07.05.14 8:29am
apepper
World of parachuting lauds Patten spectacular 'Better than Baumgartner, easy' 0
beckfordburger 07.05.14 8:26am
beckfordburger
Schoolgirl sales crash Nigerian eBay

..More soon...

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Concerned of Tawa 07.05.14 8:24am
Concerned of Tawa
Shock as British tennis player finishes first

More soon, I imagine...

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Oxbridge 07.05.14 8:24am
Oxbridge
Murray Aims For Twins In Three Sets

Henman settles for twinset and pearls...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 07.05.14 8:03am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton