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UN Declares Genocide "Bad" 1
Textbook 3 years

Brutal tyrants who wanted to purge their lands of hated ethnic minorities with the approval of the international community, had their hopes cruelly dashed when it was announced that after a long...

'Most valuable' plastic 2 litre bottle of cider sells for £7.50 0
jp1885 3 years
Hacking Heather Mills ‘wishful thinking’ says McCartney 0
jp1885 3 years
Newsbiscuit Accused Of Search Engine Baiting (Bieber Gaga Free Games Twilight) 11
Textbook 3 years

People, who could be teenaged Asian lesbians for all we know, have accused Newsbiscuit, described by its owner as the funniest website ever, of stuffing its articles with hot sexy phrases so as to...

Single man forced to extremes with ‘bomb on board’ sign 1
Screenie 3 years

A forty three year old single man, who would prefer to be called Geoff but isn’t, has been forced to go to a new high to prevent himself from being deliberately rammed off the road. When questioned...

Patient sues NHS when he finds liver he received came from Amy Winehouse 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Technology: Third of adults use smart phone, remainder still trying. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

Tap for more. No, the phone, you fucking idiot...

Rupert Murdoch replaced by Young Mr Grace as News Int seeks a hands on leader 2
ronseal 3 years

Young Mr Grace has been poached from Grace Brothers to run news International, after shareholders became concerned that Murdoch as too easy going. Many were appalled at Murdoch's humble demeanour and...

My phone was hacked too, says a tearful and indignant Levi Bellfield 0
ronseal 3 years
Holiday firm goes bust 0
greg various 3 years

rather than take fat, ugly, northern family on one of their planes...

Man Accused Of Homophobia Insists He Meant It Positively 0
Textbook 3 years

A Kent bar owner saw his establishment picketed by gay rights activists today after allegations emerged that he had called a same-sex couple holdings hands "cocksuckers". Bar owner Paul Offley...

Kent Man Wins "Obscure Band Naming" Bee 4
Textbook 3 years

Independent record store clerks from around the world gathered somewhere (if you need to ask where, it means you're not cool enough to be told) today for one of the hottest dates on the music...

El Bulli to re-open as more accessable Bulli4U 7
beau-jolly 3 years

More? You want MORE!...

Whitehouse seeks $14 trillion payout from NoTW for phone hacking 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Jeremy Clark. 0
pinxit 3 years

No more son...

UK record cocaine haul, as Amy Winehouse's house cleared. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Weather forecasting - 150 year celebrations marred by phone hacking allegations 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The Met Office has been celebrating the 150th anniversary of the first time a pure guess at the upcoming weather was published in the Times newspaper, but these celebrations have been overshadowed...

DIY chain denies terrorism link 2
dammit 3 years

A DIY superstore chain denied today that it had any links to terrorist groups across Africa, the Middle East and Pakistan. However, it has been revealed following extensive research by a rival DIY...

Bush Admits “I invaded the wrong country” 1
Quaz 3 years

In a astonishing about face, Ex US President George W Bush has admitted that he invaded Iraq “By mistake”. Speaking on Fox News, Bush owned up that he had meant to invade Iran but confused it...

50% off for Heather Mills compensation after she demands an arm and a leg 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Sooty makes London 2012 discus team. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Johni al Marbel arrested after Mubarak attacked with custard pie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mubarak "coached by Murdoch". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Chancellor to use £300m drugs haul to fund economic revival. 0
simonjmr 3 years
Heather Mills' claim that her phone was hacked, has legs 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Sat Nav Error Sees Syrian Tanks Close in on Tunbridge Wells 0
thisisall1word 3 years
BBC launch dedicated 'Eastenders' chatroom website: Aveawordwiv.cotton 0
pinxit 3 years
man dies after being run over by a Carlsberg delivery lorry 2
Leeboy007 3 years

friends say it was the drink that killed him...

pub games to be added to next Olympics 1
Leeboy007 3 years

darts, dominos and yard of ale drinking current bookies favourites...

Brian Sewell surprise victim of Sun website hack 5
MrChigleysAunt 3 years