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Weaker Euro to shed some Pounds 0
Dumbnews 23.02.13 5:12am
Dumbnews
FSA investigators ask what the hell horses got to do with banking 0
Scronnyglonkle 23.02.13 2:41am
Scronnyglonkle
Jury Found To Contain 100% Donkey 1
Titus 23.02.13 1:54am
Jammydodgers
Eastleigh Labour Candidate: "My wife's the candidate. I just signed the papers" 3
Titus 23.02.13 1:29am
Perks
Vicky Pryce to be re-tried by ducking stool. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.02.13 1:23am
Titus
Scientists: Dolphins More Intelligent Than We Thought. Dolphin Juries Introduced 5
Titus 23.02.13 12:58am
Truebiscuit
Jurors ask Judge - he'll be out in a week, why are we wasting our fucking time?

Oh yeah. Smashed it. Fucking awesome...

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Truebiscuit 23.02.13 12:54am
Truebiscuit
Pistorius leaves court with a spring in his step 2
cinquecento 23.02.13 12:48am
shaggy
Runner bailed if blades jailed. 0
olddoc 23.02.13 12:02am
olddoc
Britain Loses AAA Credit Rating - Zimbabwe Offers To Help 0
Titus 22.02.13 11:37pm
Titus
Pryce Jury stymied by teenage boy saying "in YOUR opinion". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 22.02.13 10:17pm
Al OPecia
Bladerunner uses 'Replicant' defence 0
Smart Alex 22.02.13 10:16pm
Smart Alex
Roobarb animator declared inanimate at 91 0
roybland 22.02.13 9:25pm
roybland
Custard in hiding as Roobarb and Custard animator dies days after Briers 0
custard cream 22.02.13 7:03pm
custard cream
Unemployed man offers to stalk forgotten celebrities for money 15
sydalg 22.02.13 6:43pm
sydalg
Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast.

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head"...

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rebel not taken 22.02.13 5:59pm
The All New Jeni B
Biscuit Crumbles: Owner Distracted

Not with grief, but by some beastleigh by-election. His site fills with spam and his server goes off-line. Sweepstake: will the owner come third, fourth or fifth in the election?...

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Titus 22.02.13 4:41pm
sydalg
Rose West accuses Vicky Pryce of plagiarism 0
sydalg 22.02.13 4:14pm
sydalg
Adidas denies Pistorius sponsorship deal 0
sydalg 22.02.13 4:10pm
sydalg
Oscar Pistorius 'sprung from jail'

(c) Dept of Obvious Humour 2013...

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AReader 22.02.13 3:58pm
AReader
Oscar Pistorius granted Gareth Bale, on loan from Tottenham 0
waggers 22.02.13 3:34pm
waggers
Great British Bake-off Ends in Confusion

The most recent episode of the competition for menacing-looking chefs watched by people who never cook ended in confusion last night when there was such a long pause before the winner was announced...

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Diogenes 22.02.13 2:29pm
dvo4fun
Feather eater admits: "I get down in the dumps"

More to follow...

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apepper 22.02.13 2:23pm
dvo4fun
BBC to delay tribute to Richard Briers 'just in case' 0
custard cream 22.02.13 2:16pm
custard cream
Pistorius guard doubled amid fears he could be sprung 1
Smart Alex 22.02.13 2:07pm
beau-jolly
Birds Eye Crispy Chicken found to contain bird's eye

I know, but someone had to say it...

0
Sinnick 22.02.13 1:55pm
Sinnick
ITV to launch new reality show: Diving on Ice 0
waggers 22.02.13 12:49pm
waggers
I'm not being hidden, say Maria Hutchings from behind a comedically large vase 0
johnnydobbo 22.02.13 12:49pm
johnnydobbo
Police kept body parts. "I can't believe they had the guts", says victim 0
topfotogmw 22.02.13 12:15pm
topfotogmw
Penis size in the animal kingdom ‘does matter’ say scientists

Scientists have discovered that certain female proles from the south-east of England use the size of a male prole’s penis to decide whether it is worth going out on a date with him., Research...

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Gerontius 22.02.13 11:32am
Gerontius