Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Major to advise Cameron:

"Don't let the bastards get you down"...

0
brd888 13.05.13 7:24pm
brd888
Apathetic referee couldn't give a toss

hat tip to sredni...

1
weematt 13.05.13 6:15pm
sredni vashta
On the seventh day God rested, as the 3D printer was out of toner says Bible 2.0 12
ronseal 13.05.13 6:05pm
Flotsam
Obama urges Cameron to remind him who he is. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.05.13 5:35pm
Al OPecia
Nine on Wales book of the year awards list

That's 7 colouring books, one pop up and a "How to escape to England" guide then?...

0
irreverendJ 13.05.13 4:14pm
irreverendJ
Dr Who end of series spoiler alert....it'll be shite as usual 0
irreverendJ 13.05.13 4:12pm
irreverendJ
Convicted Star Trek fanatic given life. 13
sredni vashta 13.05.13 4:08pm
Skylarking
Coronavirus linked to James Corden

The World Health Organization has said it is closely monitoring the spread of James Corden throughout the globe. The Global Alert and Response (GAR) system has already been activated in reaction to...

3
Wrenfoe 13.05.13 4:00pm
Wrenfoe
U.S. Dr Who fans leak spoiler: "He is not a real doctor"

More later...

0
Wrenfoe 13.05.13 3:57pm
Wrenfoe
Teacher has bag stolen - Police say it's a textbook case. 1
The Nage 13.05.13 3:25pm
beau-jolly
Huhne ex claims she served his sentence for him.

Hat tip to Titus...

6
MADJEZ 13.05.13 3:06pm
Sinnick
NHS fury as X-ray glasses turn out to be useless

NHS managers are considering legal action over the purchase of hundreds of thousands of pairs of, so called, X-ray glasses. "When we saw the advert in the back of a comic book, they seemed ideal for...

2
apepper 13.05.13 2:18pm
Golgo13
“Rancid doormat syndrome” could be eradicated by postal spam filter.

It is a sad sign of the times. You return home from a longish holiday, only to find postal spam - much of it old and rotting – covering your doormat. Much of the decomposing meat product will...

0
nickb 13.05.13 1:07pm
nickb
Real Ken Barlow melted by mistake...

as caretaker of Madame Tussaud's unable to distinguish between waxwork model and actor...

0
irreverendJ 13.05.13 12:37pm
irreverendJ
Religious Equestrian Competitor becomes Seventh Day Eventist 1
Scronnyglonkle 13.05.13 11:52am
irreverendJ
Wigan manager to be given a shot at bank regulation.

George Osborne hopeful that something will turn up at the last minute...

0
deskpilot3 13.05.13 11:38am
deskpilot3
Gove updates National Curriculum to include EU exit options. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 13.05.13 11:35am
deskpilot3
New Homeless Tax

Homeless people will now be expected to pay for any extra room they may have, it has been announced., ‘It this time of austerity it is vital that every person pull their weight and that includes...

3
Hooch 13.05.13 11:27am
Hooch
Severely imprisoned murderer seeks 'right to escape'

Dave Wills, a 46-year-old murderer with 'locked up' syndrome, will today seek a judicial review into his right to escape. 'Life has become a living hell for me,' said the killer. 'I completely lack...

5
Bravenewmalden 13.05.13 10:31am
Golgo13
Lord Alan Fergie - A Footballing Illness

On a sunny April day I had been invited to the home of former football manager Lord Alan Fergie, for what would be a frank and honest assessment of the Lords career – A step back in time. Where for...

3
christobinsings 13.05.13 9:50am
Oxbridge
Michael Gove to predict the lottery LIVE

Following on from his unprecedented run of success in accurately predicting what this nation needs, the Secretary of State will reveal the winning lottery numbers a WHOLE week before they are...

4
Wrenfoe 13.05.13 9:42am
Wrenfoe
Apathetic football club signs Thierry Ennui. 6
sredni vashta 13.05.13 9:19am
Titus
Chris Huhne drives away from prison... very slowly. 1
MADJEZ 13.05.13 8:58am
Titus
BBC confirms Pointless Celebrities is not a documentary 1
custard cream 13.05.13 8:50am
sillybugger
Yew tree smashes boy in face

A Cumbrian Yew tree, which is in no way embroiled in the on-going Yewtree operation, has found itself at the centre of a similar yet very different scandal. The incident occurred when a twelve year...

2
bobby5fingers 13.05.13 8:21am
bobby5fingers
Ex-Lib-Dem MP Caught Speeding In Central London.....

His lawyer pleads for mercy. "His first shag, M'Lord."...

0
Jesse Bigg 13.05.13 8:13am
Jesse Bigg
More Panic-Stricken Tories Hit By UKIP Jitteritus

.."When's the referendum? When's the referendum? Health Secretary to dish out tranquillizers?...

3
Jesse Bigg 13.05.13 8:02am
Titus
Chimp Death to cause new GFC?

Shock waves ran through Wall Street today sending a panic amongst even the most experienced investors, as news emerged that Buttercup - the first female chimp to sit behind the big curtain on the New...

8
brianflan 13.05.13 7:29am
brianflan
Judge declares "presence of an ice cream van gives children right to have one".

In a ground-breaking case, a judge has comed down on the side of a children's pressure group seeking to prove that the very existence of an ice-cream van within 100 metres of a family not in a car or...

4
Boutros 13.05.13 6:17am
Landfill
NRA criticize New Orleans's shooter for being 'a lousy shot.' 0
Hooch 12.05.13 11:24pm
Hooch