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MP Hemming's Cox Pussy Snatch Shock 3
medici2471 3 years

the trial continues...

Women get equal succession to throne with men, still complain seat left up. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Man City to use Tevez as world’s most expensive door stop 4
Tim Collins 3 years

Manchester City F.C. said Thursday it has no intention of selling sometimes footballer Carlos Tevez to Corinthians in the January transfer window, instead opting to trigger a contract clause that...

Section of Saddam Hussein's 'buttock' fails to sell at Derby auction 0
Screenie 3 years

'This was no surprise', explained auctioneer Jane Wilderson, 'It was not a full representation of the man. He was a complete ass.'...

All members of the Royle family now given equal right to sit in the armchair 0
Screenie 3 years
iPhone voice recognition issue prompts renewed calls for Scots to learn English 2
butagirl 3 years
Police powerless over recent bank robberies, as pay rises are in the contracts 0
Ian Searle 3 years
China poised to turn off the TV and hide behind sofa as EU come knocking 0
button 3 years
New Honda Smiley a breakthrough in drivability 2
Boutros 3 years

With no dashboard to worry about, the new Smiley is the easiest car to drive ever, claim Honda's auto engineers. Driver information is provided by a single circular LED display on the steering wheel,...

IOW residents reminded to put clocks back to Medieval 1
ianslat 3 years

Residents of the Isle of Wight are today being reminded to put their clocks back to Medieval times at midnight on Saturday. 'We put our clocks forward to Victorian back in the Spring' explained IOW...

Flooded Scottish town keeps drinking thanks to raft of measures. More soon. 3
DorsetBoy 3 years

Only my second post so bear with me. I'll crack something funny eventually...

UK royal succession laws changed, Corgi now next in line. 0
DiY 3 years
Thermal images reveal 98% of politicians' brains are empty overnight 0
vertical 3 years

Damning images from a survey of second homes show that MP's brains are devoid of activity overnight meaning national security is at risk if an attack took place after 5pm...

Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory bid for Saddam's buttock 0
pinxit 3 years

"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said...

Anger after breakfast. 0
arflaethel 3 years

Activists react to Giles Fraser's exit and call on Archbishop of Canterbury to speak out in favour of the movement. An Occupy London resident obsessed only by the need to be on telly said " We who...

Bum deal for deposed dictators 0
spoole2112 3 years

Following the failure of a bronze cast of part of Saddam Hussain's left buttock to capture the imagination of art lovers at a recent auction, critics have poured scorn on this and other tyranical...

All anti capitalist protesters are former Dale Farm residents, claim police. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Joy of Sex" models revealed to be John McCririck and Margaret Thatcher 5
apepper 3 years

Doctors surgeries are being overwhelmed with people suffering from nausea, shock and trauma after it was discovered that the original models for the 1970s bestseller [i]The Joy of Sex[/i] were a...

‘Reapply gagging order over Jeremy Clarkson’s sex life’ demands British public 6
jp1885 3 years
Report into causes of UK riots lays finger of blame on BBC's 'Miranda' 2
El_GloryBoy 3 years

A leaked copy of the highly-sensitive report reveals that the hilarious hit comedy about the engaging yet zany middle-aged singleton was at once both the cause, and the solution, to the rioting that...

Research shows that frequently hungover people are immune to cancer 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Bad news for greedy city directors as Aspirin proves to be a cure for them. 0
HarryTheBiscuit 3 years
Nancy Dell'Ollio claims chef James Petrie is a dish. 0
HarryTheBiscuit 3 years
Thatcher still milking system. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Obama admits that EuroDisney for France was "a mistake". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
John Terry denies making comments on the title race 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Lazy worker demands to be paid overtime for doing his job 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Stevie Wonder releases, "I just called to say can you hear me now?" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Apple to launch new AyePhone for the Scottish market 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Euro, Euro, gently over the dam ... 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, banks are such a scam...