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Osborne ratchets up cure for UK economic woes: "More & bigger leeches" 0
dvo4fun 08.10.12 10:43pm
dvo4fun
Nascar race ruined by moment of excitement

American sports fans are outraged as a routine, oval-format Nascar race was interrupted on the 187th identical lap, when several cars crashed spectacularly...

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gaijintendo 08.10.12 9:14pm
gaijintendo
Government outraged at duty avoidance on Nitrogen cocktails

The government have promised to act to end the dangerous craze of mixing cocktails with liquid nitrogen. A Tory spokesperson explained, "Its bad enough that an eighteen year old from Lancaster has...

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grottymonty 09.10.12 2:47pm
Cinders
Tracey Emin’s unmade bed vandalised. Nobody notices... 0
Tripod 08.10.12 6:29pm
Tripod
Elderly couple grow pot plant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327...

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Sinnick 08.10.12 6:07pm
Sinnick
Bill remake to use ducks

Controversial plans have been made to remake the soap, "The Bill" entirely acted by ducks. An ITV spokesman explained; "It make sense; every time you see a character, you'll be reminded of the...

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apepper 08.10.12 5:41pm
apepper
Female cheese expert was fondued in BBC canteen 0
Underconstruction 08.10.12 5:36pm
Underconstruction
De Matteo admits to having more dressing room problems than the BBC 0
Underconstruction 08.10.12 5:21pm
Underconstruction
BBC accused of discrimination by former worker who wasn't fondled

The BBC has announced that it will conduct an urgent internal inquiry, following claims by a former production assistant that she wasn't sexually abused during her time with the corporation.,...

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Underconstruction 08.10.12 5:08pm
Underconstruction
Osborne plan for poor people to sell their children

More to follow...

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apepper 08.10.12 5:02pm
apepper
Abu Hamza fails airport retina and fingerprint scanner security

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63089000/jpg/_63089255_gku0l3lu.jpg more soon...

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custard cream 08.10.12 9:03pm
FlashArry
Tory Conference fears grow as Pope's teeth drop out

An emergency dental unit has been hurriedly set up, 'as a precaution', at the Conservative Party conference in Birmingham, after the Pope became the latest victim of what has been dubbed 'Hampstead...

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pinxit 09.10.12 7:30am
pinxit
'I no longer have the stomach for it,' says teenager after booze binge 4
Idiot 08.10.12 5:40pm
Underconstruction
Teenager's Torso Removed After Eating Kebab

A teenager has had emergency surgery to remove her torso after eating a kebab containing weapons grade plutonium. The 18-year-old is reported to have become breathless and developed severe stomach...

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domshmom 08.10.12 2:21pm
domshmom
"I don't know what all the fuss is about" Gary Glitter exclusive interview

Gary Glitter has spoken about his time with Jimmy Savile, they all wanted to be in my gang...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 6:51pm
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Jimmy Savile Charity to change it's name to Gary Glitter Trust

Following damaging allegations about Sir Jimmy Savile, the charity that bore his name has decided it is appropriate to change it's name to the Gary Glitter Trust. "I've always been a bit of a fan",...

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apepper 08.10.12 1:42pm
apepper
Osborne denies being against disability living allowance. "I hate all abortion" 0
B.E.P. 08.10.12 1:38pm
B.E.P.
BBC News displays images of women sexually abused by Jimmy Savile

The BBC showed pictures from the Seventies of the women, when the attacks took place, and of them today, under the caption, Now, Then, Now, Then , Now, Then...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 9:51am
weematt
Radio 1 DJ's report constant stream of unwanted griping by Chris Moyles 0
charlies_hat 08.10.12 1:35pm
charlies_hat
Toilet doors slammed by advertising watchdog

The Advertising Standards Authority promised to "come down hard" on false claims posted on public toilet cubicle walls and doors, as a recent probe revealed that up to 80% of the toilet ads failed to...

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The Bogs 09.10.12 2:24pm
Gerontius
Breaking News: Cameron "To Abolish The Poor"

David Cameron has made a shock announcement at the Conservative Party Conference that the poor are to be abolished as of January 2013. "Enough's enough!" he declared to rapturous applause in the...

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UnfitMother 08.10.12 1:11pm
UnfitMother
Small shopkeepers tend to be short staffed 0
weematt 08.10.12 12:11pm
weematt
Hamilton accuses Button of not following him, but overtaking and winning. 0
Boutros 08.10.12 12:05pm
Boutros
Small shopkeepers struggling with high overheads. 0
weematt 08.10.12 12:00pm
weematt
'It'll come in handy for my son's Subbuteo Rugby set' says Paul Wood 2
Idiot 08.10.12 11:56am
Chancellor will not win Nobel prize for economics - rumour

Chancellor George Osborne will not be awarded this year's Nobel prize for economics, according to rumours circulating in Stockholm. Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize - to be announced...

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roybland 08.10.12 10:23am
roybland
Gorden Ramsey to host Washing Up programme.

"There's over 30 fucking cooking programmes a fucking week," said the Chef, "but none about fucking washing up!", It's fucking bollocks....

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philthefunk 08.10.12 10:09am
philthefunk
Boris diary to-do list...

Ur, um, er..upset Liverpool (tick), Upset Portsmouth (tick), act like an oaf (cont), Become Leader of the hooray henry party., Become Prime Minister, Make Cheryl Cole Chancellor (phwoar!),...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 9:56am
philthefunk
Jimmy Savile Downgraded.....

.To Jimmy Crow...

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 6:19pm
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George Osbourne to save £10bn by selling off Olympiads.

George Osbourne will outline at the Tory Party Conference today how he can save £10bn by selling off Team GB., "It's my intention to destroy all the good feeling the Summer Olympics by selling our...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 8:49am
philthefunk