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Julian Assange "leaks" pants when told UK will arrest him in Ecuadorian embassy 0
thesilverflute 3 years
Scouts lose paralympic flame relay to FirstGroup 0
FlashArry 3 years
Obama weighs heavily on whether to solve world problems or hit snooze button 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man who values his own opinion spends 45 mins giving his 'two pence worth' 0
Perks 3 years
Sid Waddell checks out on 20, 20, double sixteen 9
charlies_hat 3 years
Paralympic Flame to be Carried by Courageous Able-Bodied People 4
Denis Dijon 3 years

An army of brave people who have never experienced disability are standing by waiting to play their part in carrying the Paralympic flame to London. "I was told last week I would never live to see...

Replacement bus service until 2026 for West Coast Mainline 1
BAJDixon 3 years

Passenger groups reacted angrily last night as it emerged that financial projections for First Group's west coast mainline takeover will mean replacement bus services operating the entire line until...

Man using Web to locate shell fish accused of viewing online prawnography 5
Perks 3 years
Red Arrows confirm flypast for Sid Waddell funeral 0
custard cream 3 years
Ordnance Survey admits Syrian A to Z only covers half of Azaz. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
PR agencies increasingly desperate to cash in on Olympics 0
Miss Hegas 3 years

As the post-Olympics euphoria swiftly slips away, an air of panic is growing among PR agencies desperate to cash in on behalf of their clients. Latest, shocking examples of PR-land immorality...

Transformers scandal claims new scalp 0
ricky33 3 years

Optimus Prime is standing down as leader of the Autobots following a scandal over expenses. Leaked documents show he had been receiving up to three hundred energon cubes per year by claiming the...

Schools hire G4S to shout at pupils 2
nickb 3 years

Security firm G4S is now set to roll out its “shouty squad” across education departments in seven troubled local authorities. “It’s a really simple scheme!!” G4S Head of Educational...

News that Jeremy Clarkson stowed away on Martian Rover elicits mixed responses. 1
Boutros 3 years

The news that Jeremy Clarkson stowed away inside the rover 'Curiosity' has received a mixed reception from Nasa, motoring pundits and adoring fans. NASA scientists are up in arms at the news which...

Vatican 2020 Olympics flame to be ignited by frenzied rubbing of altar boys 0
cinquecento 3 years
Clive, Trevor and Keith facing extinction as less than 40 born in UK in 2011 0
simonjmr 3 years
Tim O'Toole - FirstGroup's CEO, not a brand of pubic shampoo 0
medici2471 3 years
Eric Pickles 'beached' in Torbay 3
newsfelch 3 years

Communities secretary Eric Pickles was this afternoon being cooled with buckets of seawater by tory activists from the Torbay area who had heard of his distressed condition after being washed up onto...

"Athlete" with two artificial legs was actually a horse 6
apepper 3 years

An athlete has been banned from the Paralympics after medical experts became suspicious of his claim to have two artificial legs when photographic evidence showed he still had two legs of his own...

Equine Equality demands humans hand Olympic medals to their members 0
simonjmr 3 years
World intrigued by UK practice of Boris Dancing after Olympic closing ceremony 0
simonjmr 3 years
Virgin disappointed by first group o'toole experience 0
medici2471 3 years

more to come...

Virgin given First shafting 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Plenty more where that came from...

DWP sponsores Channel 4 Paralympics 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Low Standard Chartered shares rise 0
medici2471 3 years
London's grumpiness restored in full 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Curiosity rover's progress delayed by download of Windows updates 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Judicial Process for Child Murder Cases to be Outsourced to Mumsnet 2
GreenCross 3 years

Following the latest national outcry over the suspected murder of Tia Sharp, the Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that the judicial process for all such cases is to be outsourced to the...

South London arrests: not our members claim National Insulation Association 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Facebook Connection Results In Homicide 0
HIGNFY 3 years

An innocent friend request via Facebook has ended in a blood bath, leaving several children orphaned and one man facing murder charges. On June 17th this year, Wayne Ogden contacted an old school...