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BBC World Cup Coverage Much Better With Sound Turned Off

People always talking like they having an orgasm with stupid music in the background along with tedious 5 minute intros works much better with the sound turned off...

Dun Dunkin 13.06.14 3:03pm
Dun Dunkin
Solo Says Force Doesn't Exist

prefers to watch football...

Dun Dunkin 13.06.14 2:59pm
Dun Dunkin
World cup protestors take break to enjoy what they are protesting 0
Dumbnews 13.06.14 1:51pm
Editor apologises after The Sun pictured in Miliband' s hands 0
Sinnick 13.06.14 1:28pm
Murdoch only gave me £20 for mega-paper-round

A nine year old Manchester schoolboy has revealed that he was only paid £20 to deliver 17 million copies of The Sun newspaper after being told that his usual round had been extended as a "one-off".,...

Underconstruction 13.06.14 1:00pm
ITV scoops rivals with in-situ coverage of Rio rock-throwing ceremony 0
beckfordburger 13.06.14 12:48pm
World Cup Ref fired for using vanishing spray 'to paint cock on pitch'

Yuichi Nishimura, the japanese referee of last nights Brazil versus Croatia World Cup opening game has been fired after post match analysis revealed he had used the new 'Vanishing Spray' to draw a...

MikeMikeyMike 13.06.14 12:36pm
Star Wars fans' dismay as new film reveals the door struck Han Solo first. 0
bonjonelson 13.06.14 12:21pm
Parts of Blatter still visible despite third can of vanishing spray 0
Underconstruction 13.06.14 12:20pm
Millenium Falcon subject to safety recall.

Spaceship manufacturer Corellian Engineering Corporation have been forced to recall their YT1300 series craft after an owner was injured by a faulty door. The Health & Safety Executive insisted...

MADJEZ 13.06.14 12:04pm
Scaramouche renews historic fandango refusal

A spokesman for Scaramouche indicated that he would not do the fandango, as the 40th anniversary of the original request draws near. ‘Despite many requests on TV and radio over the years, my...

nickb 13.06.14 11:58am
Milliband apologises after being photographed with a copy of The Daily Mirror

The leader of the opposition today apologised to middle England after being photographed holding a copy of a socialist newspaper. 'I'm so very sorry' he said 'I've been poorly advised. Obviously...

RobArmstrong 13.06.14 11:57am
Ref's vanishing spray is whipped cream, claims Webb.

FIFA super-ref Howard Webb has revealed that the new 'vanishing spray' he's been issued with by FIFA is indistinguishable from whipped cream. "I've been sent 10 cans of the stuff and my three kids...

Boutros 13.06.14 11:36am
Manaus groundsman admits jumpers for goalposts 'likely' for England game.

The beleagured groundsman for Saturday's opening World Cup Qualifier with Italy has admitted for the first time that they may have to use jumpers instead of goalposts for the crucial qualifier....

MikeMikeyMike 13.06.14 11:35am
Solo trip on Millenium Fall-con

No more soon...

Kramaring 13.06.14 11:27am
Inept World Cup referee uses vanishing spray to disappear 0
custard cream 13.06.14 11:26am
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Spornosexuals demand right to self marriage 0
Nowherefast 13.06.14 11:21am
Black cab drivers extend protests, 'it's the spinning jennies next' 1
RobArmstrong 13.06.14 11:20am
Open prison absconders lodge offcial complaint about delays in issuing passports 0
bookiesfriend 13.06.14 11:10am
Film buffs excited to learn how Ford injury wiil radically change tone of film

The wait for the release of the Star Wars VII DVD extras is now on for film buffs across the globe after the ankle injury of Harrison Ford promised to potentially change the tone of the film...

Bigglesworth 13.06.14 10:47am
Open prisons need new name as inmates 'over-interpret' the meaning 0
RobArmstrong 13.06.14 9:55am
World Cup octopus bribed by sick squid 0
Underconstruction 13.06.14 9:47am
Amazon Stadium pitch to get six more undercoats

A FIFA press release today claims that Saturday's pitch for the England v Italy match will have the silken surface of a Rolls Royce and the glitter of a Lamborghini. “Nothing's being left to...

Lenny Bee 13.06.14 9:22am
Lenny Bee
Iraqi army draws a line in the sand using World Cup vanishing spray 0
bookiesfriend 13.06.14 9:13am
Brazil to lend a player to the opposition 'to make it fair'.

Brazil boss Luiz Felipe Scolari says he will continue to lend a Brazilian player to each opposing team for the first 30 minutes of each match 'to make it more of a game'., The offer looked to...

Boutros 13.06.14 9:04am
Attack of self-consciousness blamed for mediocre World Cup opening ceremony

Dancers and performers involved in the long anticipated opening ceremony of the FIFA World Cup in Brazil were accused last night of delivering a completely lack lustre performance. Dressed as...

Dick Everyman 13.06.14 8:55am
Odd Socks Bar Fines Socks-with-sandals Customers

Hoxton's trendy bar "Odd Socks" is famous for its free drink for any customer wearing odd socks. But now it is on the offensive against the wearing of socks with sandals, and will fine any customer...

Beer Sampler 13.06.14 8:43am
Beer Sampler
Germany World Cup team arrives, standing, saluting, in open-topped Uber taxis

‘Well’, said Joachim Loew, we saw all the reports on TV, the riot police, shields, batons, dogs, tear gas, and we thought 'right up our street, mate!' ‘We downloaded the Uber app and ordered a...

beckfordburger 13.06.14 8:23am
Brazil As Host Nation to be Given Extra Penalties

Referees have been told that Brazil must win all their games and so are allowed to give them extra penalties to help them win. Anyone who complains is taking the World Cup 'too seriously'...

Dun Dunkin 13.06.14 8:14am
Being British to be classed as a disability

The UKIP was hard at work today in the EU ensuring that British values were at the top of the agenda with plans for a directive to ensure that British people got the better parking spaces, sun...

ionb 13.06.14 8:12am