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Mental Health charity changes MIND to Bunch of Nutters. 2
IABP 2 14.07.14 9:03am
IABP 2
Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland Fail to Qualify for 2018 World Cup Finals.

более ckopo...

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IABP 2 14.07.14 9:03am
IABP 2
IDS 'major cause of depression in UK' study shows

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith is the major cause of depression in the UK according to new research published in the medical journal 'Lance-it!'. The finding comes amid reports of...

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roybland 14.07.14 8:39am
roybland
General Synod vote YES for scat porn and high heels

‘Fuck it,’ say conservative bishops. ‘We might as well go the whole hog, and give Two Girls One Chalice the thumbs up’...

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Landfill 14.07.14 8:37am
Wrenfoe
In Light of Recent Puns, Newsbiscuit is Supporting Calls for Assisted Satirising

No more soon...

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IABP 2 14.07.14 8:22am
IABP 2
whoops

Posted twice again!...

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Ian Searle 14.07.14 8:05am
Ian Searle
Type 2 diabetics to be given gastric loom bands,

It won't help the disease, but they will feel loved...

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Ian Searle 14.07.14 8:03am
Ian Searle
Argentine government declares national day of assisted crying 0
beckfordburger 14.07.14 5:57am
beckfordburger
Descendants of Hippocrates angry with the NHS

A bunch of Greeks of possible Hippocratic lineage are considering legal action over what they see as an affront to the healing gods. The vitriol comes after it was disclosed that the Home Office has...

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Mork 14.07.14 3:58am
Mork
Dutch Scientists Record World's Longest Ever Sullen Silence As Germans Lift Cup

Scientists from The Netherlands last night reported a resigned, disappointed silence across the entire country lasting well over 5 hours, a new world record, following Germany's triumph in the World...

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Jonny Shlep 14.07.14 3:18am
Jonny Shlep
English bar conversation lets slip that entire German World Cup squad are gay.

More shocking revelations soon...

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MADJEZ 13.07.14 11:05pm
MADJEZ
CoE votes for assisted suicide for women bishops

More soon[quote]...

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antharrison 13.07.14 10:25pm
antharrison
For you, ze football is over 0
Squudge 13.07.14 10:12pm
Squudge
North Korea beat imperialist running dogs 7-1 in World Cup Final 0
virtuallywill 13.07.14 9:54pm
virtuallywill
Argentina to spend next 30 plus years claiming World Cup is rightfully theirs 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.07.14 9:36pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Thorpe "caught gayness from Daley's swimming pool" claim Aussies 0
pere floza 13.07.14 9:23pm
pere floza
Hotpoint comes out in favour of assisted drying. 1
Maverick 13.07.14 9:21pm
cinquecento
Pope says future Ratzinger canonisation will be the first 'direct from Hell' 0
cinquecento 13.07.14 9:20pm
cinquecento
New code of ethics: Police to be ‘nice’ when beating up the wrong guy 1
beckfordburger 13.07.14 9:05pm
Ian Searle
UKIP supporters have no idea who to support in the World Cup Final 0
ionb 13.07.14 8:59pm
ionb
Elderly Bishops approaching death suddenly see 'wiggle room' with right to die

Despite the word of God being 'absolute', senior retired members of the clergy are increasingly of the opinion that the gospel is less a set of rules but more of a 'guideline stroke cryptic...

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Wrenfoe 13.07.14 8:56pm
vulture1
Pope Francis Claims 98% of Clergy Are Not Peadophiles

The Pope has sensationally revealed today that as many as 98% of clergy may not be pedophiles. The shocking figure comes directly from Pope Francis himself, who in an unprecedented interview with an...

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Rowan van den Berg 13.07.14 8:49pm
Rowan van den Berg
State of Anarchy in the Middle East fails to attract Anarchists

Despite a golden dawn for chaos and violence, many self-proclaimed Anarchists seem unwilling to visit the new melting pot of human values. Ex-punk rocker Spittle was quoted as being "too busy down...

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vulture1 13.07.14 7:55pm
Dun Dunkin
Ding dong, dead witch may have also been another kind of witch... But Which? 0
Bigglesworth 13.07.14 7:53pm
Bigglesworth
13th July now officially 'the bleeding obvious day'

On the day when Pope Benedict announced that one in fifty of his clergy are paedophiles and Ian Thorpe admitted to bring gay, it has been announced that henceforward, the 13th July will be known as...

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RobArmstrong 13.07.14 6:49pm
RobArmstrong
Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for Sunday's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a...

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Squudge 13.07.14 6:41pm
sponge finger
Benedict XVI Francis I prediction for World Cup Final

German and Argentinian popes on subs bench...

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Coco 13.07.14 6:15pm
JETFAB
Confusion as football player "scores goal"

A football player, who has asked not to be named, has thrown the football establishment into chaos by kicking the ball into the opposition's net during open play, a practice football historians have...

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mortysmith 13.07.14 6:00pm
Dumbnews
China Buys Gambling Firm Ti Bet 0
Dun Dunkin 13.07.14 5:50pm
Dun Dunkin
Calls for 'calmer police' after accusations of aggression at Radiohead concert

No surprises there...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 13.07.14 4:52pm
blacklesbianandproudofit