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Jealous mountaineers confused by feelings of shardenfreude 0
nickb 3 years
Enormous metaphor sunk by the tip of a synecdoche. 2
Lemon difficult 3 years
Man traumatised by being "well balanced, happy and normal" 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It's held me back for years, no one can understand the stigma and trauma I experience everyday, by not being depressed, harrassed, stressed or victimised, the tipping point came this morning with...

British Airways says Abu Hamza must have blunt plastic hooks to board plane 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

With appolgies to Dominic_Mcg...

Rangers relaunches as Glasgow's Islamic Football Team 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Glasgow Rangers have successfully come out of administration today having been bought by a Middle Eastern Oil Company. Dubai Oil Services or DubaiOS as it is also known, today overcame its final...

"Good job none of us woke up" 0
Bismarck 3 years

say 1000 women Bill Roache allegedly slept with...

Extradition fiasco as airport security stops Abu Hamza from boarding plane. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Woman marries iPhone 5
antharrison 3 years

After a whirlwind romance, 45 year-old Daphne Haynes is set to become the first woman to marry her iPhone 4. "Dashing good looks and a drawsome personality meant it was love at first sight. I...

Journalists “to be allowed to bring board games to work” on slow news days 0
nickb 3 years

Monopoly, Scrabble and Cluedo are among the games top journalists will be allowed to play when fresh news is in short supply, according to new guidelines published today. Journalists and editors...

Manchester Universities to investigate students reported to be sober on ferry. 0
Not Amused 3 years
Care Home standards to be assessed by new TV game show 'Total Arse Wipe' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Michael Burke secures voice-over role in Hunger games sequel 0
Iamthestig 3 years
James Cameron to release 3D adaptation 'Sponge Bob Cube Pants' 4
Perks 3 years
Health & Safety Executive reclassify LSD tablets as "Trip Hazards" 0
seymour totti 3 years
Sky Movies funds first UK film as production on The Ongar Games begins 0
simonjmr 3 years
Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers 6
SimonJJames 3 years

The much anticipated second coming of the Son of God finally came to pass yesterday disrupting the traditional April Thames Boat Race of Oxford versus Cambridge. Jesus was spotted walking on the...

Titanic memorial cruise may not follow original route exactly 7
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Billy Zane's movie career the latest relic at Titanic exhibition 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Battleship showing cancelled after seats B6,7 &8 are booked and a destroyer sank 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Mega millions jackpot winners unveiled as UK's richest tax avoiders by Treasury 0
simonjmr 3 years
Old pepsi can still on display in Peckham Vending machine 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Captain Hook to be extradited to Neverland 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Cameron admits he was a New Romantic in Japan 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Branson calls in Tena to stem celebrity leaks 0
weematt 3 years
Osborne blubs, "mates won't tell me how to avoid tax" 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Beggars to strike over 'working conditions' 6
Perks 3 years

The union that represents all of the UK’s beggars, the Beggared Up Movement (BUM), has today announced they will strike following a ballot that took place in every public toilet last Tuesday. The...

Osborne 'shocked' to discover that not everybody is a millionaire 0
Scroat 3 years

More posh tosh soon...

George Osborne insists "I'm not the Prince of Darkness" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Publisher admits pop-up book on erectile dysfunction was "misguided". 0
Lemon difficult 3 years
God admits “possible error” in writing Bible in the 3rd person 5
Yikes 3 years

Well known Supreme Being, God, chose Easter Sunday to candidly reflect on his 10,000 year literary career. Noting the steady decline of Christian believers over the last century, God wondered if it...