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Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris De Burgh announced as emergency headliner

The 118,000 wellie-clad rock fans who descended on the famous fields of Glastonbury today were left ‘furious and crestfallen’ following the shock last minute cancellation of many of this year's...

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Jesus H 29.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Procrastinators' Protest March Postponed.

[i]What do we want?[/i] More time! [i]When do we want it?[/i] Later on. Oh, hang on, that doesn't really work, does it? [but hat-top anyway to bonjonelson for the inspiration.]...

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Titus 29.06.13 10:00pm
Titus
Procrastinators' stereotypes are 1
bonjonelson 29.06.13 9:57pm
Titus
Force India forced to rethink Karen Carpenter's F1 debut. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 9:12pm
dominic_mcg
NRA defends US national stereotype 0
Arthur 29.06.13 8:01pm
Arthur
Wombles booked for Glastonbury on Monday. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 7:43pm
dominic_mcg
Your Face Sounds Familiar airs, viewers ask, 'What new kind of hell is this?' 0
Hooch 29.06.13 6:45pm
Hooch
Wimbledon confirms Henman Hill to be renamed Laura's Lady Lump. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 3:50pm
beau-jolly
Blonde Swedish nymphomaniacs have their stereotype licked. 0
FOAD 29.06.13 3:36pm
FOAD
The Monkees rename themselves to The Temperate Monkees for Glastonbury. 0
bonjonelson 29.06.13 10:09am
bonjonelson
They fuck you up, your mum and dad, plus added test tube DNA

variations on a theme by Philip Larkin...

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A.A.Arkwright 29.06.13 6:51am
A.A.Arkwright
Right Wing oldies radio station Swiss Nazi Gold takes to the air in Zurich

more later...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.06.13 10:46pm
Bogbrush
UK's number 1 Trampolinist retires ..."couldnt cope with all the ups and downs" 1
brownpaperreporter 28.06.13 10:44pm
Bogbrush
Bree-eathe, Nelson Mandela ... 7
brownpaperreporter 28.06.13 10:31pm
Bogbrush
Boyle considers Olympic opening ceremony his magnum o' pus

..must admit that's made me feel slightly nauseous...

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Bogbrush 28.06.13 9:07pm
Bogbrush
Dandelion to go it alone after acrimonious split with Rupert Burdoch 0
Bogbrush 28.06.13 8:59pm
Bogbrush
BNP to split with Paribas

We don't need the bloody frogs and all their money, claims Griffin...

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Bogbrush 28.06.13 8:14pm
pere floza
I used a set-square in my maths exam today

..not sure if I get this Neato thing....

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Bogbrush 28.06.13 5:49pm
Arthur
Tevez to do Community Service by being somewhere else 0
Sinnick 28.06.13 5:33pm
Sinnick
Typo explosion "caused by errorists". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 28.06.13 4:15pm
Wrenfoe
Ian Brady "definitely Scottish" says the Mail. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.06.13 3:13pm
Al OPecia
Scousers winge about stereo typing

calm down, calm down...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.06.13 2:45pm
Oxbridge
Government set to permit "mangers-a-trois". More parents soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.06.13 2:32pm
Al OPecia
Babies with 3 heads ‘just around the corner’

Following a new scientific breakthrough, the UK government has given the go-ahead for babies to be born with 3 heads. Scientists believe the babies will have more brain power and eat less food than...

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farmer giles 28.06.13 2:05pm
Wrenfoe
Islamists determined to explode stereotype

More soon, insh'allahanything to please Mr (allegedly Ms) Troll...

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Oxbridge 28.06.13 2:03pm
Wrenfoe
Ian Brady must remain a 'Moors Murderer', rules tribunal

Despite his public plea to be considered as an aging intellectual, a panel has ruled that he must continue to be portrayed in the press as a sociopathic child-killer., It is thought the the decision...

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NewBiscuit 28.06.13 2:01pm
Wrenfoe
500th visitor to Texas executioner chamber falls for "million-dollar prize" scam 1
sydalg 28.06.13 1:54pm
Wrenfoe
Boris Johnson offers sperm to the Royal Couple

In a somewhat disheveled and confused state, the London Mayor announced today that he was prepared to tender his “seed” to the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge. The father of five (at last count)...

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Wrenfoe 28.06.13 1:52pm
Not Amused
Robson is British, note Scots. 0
Boutros 28.06.13 1:25pm
Boutros
Latest news : Ian Brady a looney, Official

one bet I would have took...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.06.13 1:11pm
Scronnyglonkle