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French satirists attack mosque 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Paris mosque has been badly damaged by a petrol bomb, just days after a preacher released a news sheet with a caricature of Nicolas Sarkozy urging people to attend daily services. The attack is...

Greek referendum on Eurozone bailout 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

restricted to taxpayers. So, that’s 11 votes for, 5 against...

Qantas flights grounded again after pilot queries missing 'U'. 13
Boutros 3 years

Qantas planes will remain on the ground until fitted with regulation letter 'u's. The spelling mistake was spotted by eagle-eyed chief pilot Bradley Knapper - just as flights were to resume following...

Germany finds missing 55bn Euros 'in pocket of other lederhosen' 0
Clarky 3 years

Billions more later...

'Do you want chips with that?' added to school curriculum 0
vertical 3 years
Jamie Oliver to solve Greek crisis with new recipe book 0
nickb 3 years

“Chick peas! Olive oil! Vine leaves! All my Greek mates agree, they’ve got like a monster cuisine, so when Angela and Nico called me up and said, like, we need help with the old Euro...

Apple accuse British of product placement after new £50 note features windows 0
Ian Searle 3 years

They ask, "Have you tried switching off the economy and turning it on again?"...

New recession £50 note features five windows – all of them bricked up 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Today the Bank of England is going to look through the arched window...

Met investigate alleged racial slur as Agnew calls player a "Pakistani cricketer 0
medici2471 3 years
Terry Wogan granted UNESCO World Heritage Status 6
3 years

Ever-green presenter Terry Wogan has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO. He is the 28th presenter currently employed by the BBC to be awarded the status. "They cost a fortune to maintain,...

Dismal Team GB archers urged to aim higher 1
tedweasel 3 years
35 year old man still searches for the "farm" his childhood dog was sent to. 19
simonjmr 3 years

David Morse (35) today enters the 27th year of searching for the elusive farm Buttons, his 12 year old chocolate lab was sent to by his parents in 1984. "I have searched all the farms locally, but I...

Government make Junk Mail 'top priority.' 1
josephlewiscox 3 years

Today it was announced that the Government are ‘waging war on Junk Mail.’ It’s always good to know that our Government are tackling the things that really are a number one priority for most...

Cockling the new extreme sport. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Greek referenda workers threaten strike over pay and pensions 0
greg various 3 years

They're quite happy with the holidays though...

St Paul's protesters admit "We thought we were queuing for Stone Roses tickets". 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Pumpkin prices hit year long high 5
grumblechops 3 years

The price of pumpkins hit a year-long high today- almost exactly a year after a similar high was followed by a devastating crash which wiped millions off the global value of the crop. A spokesman...

Viagra industry facing hard times 9
Dumbnews 3 years
Pre-christmas shagging produces stupid kids, claims IFS 0
medici2471 3 years
Greek debts suddenly disappear. Wooden horse spotted outside of ECB. 0
JohnA 3 years
Footballer Apologises Over Race Row 12
reforse 3 years

Footballer Kevin Keegan today bowed to 3o years of pressure and apologised over his race comments. In 1976 the then Liverpool striker came off his bike in a spectacular crash during the heats of the...

Public anger at media for describing the word 'black' as a racial slur 0
kga6 3 years

The general public have launched a scathing attack at 'tabloid journalism' after they repeatedly described footballer John Terry's alleged use of the 'black' as a racial slur. "If you woke up...

As World economy declines, Robert Peston's smugness grows. 6
Perks 3 years

On the day the International Labour Organization has reported the world is on the verge of a global recession, the BBC have announced that their Business Editor, Robert Peston's smugness is beginning...

Farmers' sheep rounding troubles over as NASA investigate tractor beams 0
kga6 3 years
Referendum to finally answer "What's a Greek Urn?" 2
apepper 3 years

Comedians throughout the Eurozone have been thrown into chaos with the Greek decision to hold a referendum to finally discover the answer to the timeless "What's a Greek Urn?" question. Opinion...

Shares down at plough manufacturers. 2
spoole2112 3 years
Richard Dawkins appointed new Dean of St Paul's 2
apepper 3 years

Well known writer on religion, Richard Dawkins, is to be the new Dean of St Paul's Cathedral. Church leaders denied that there was no-one else available. "He's the best man for the job.", said a...

Republican voters still without power in US northeast. 0
Griffin 3 years
Betting syndicate wins a fortune on outcome of cricket trial. 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Thermal imaging cameras show no clergy left in St Pauls 6
button 3 years