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Monica Lewinsky denies writing to Jim 'll Fix It 0
nickb 3 years

Close, but no cigar...

West London suburb terrorised by 'trick or treat' interpretive street dance gang 10
Golgo13 3 years

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear, unable to go outside last night after receiving a visit from a group of synchronised trick-or-treaters who performed...

Savile's last words; left on Doctor's voicemail: "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon. No doubt...

Shakespeare's plays written by monkey with typewriter. 0
Boutros 3 years

Recent evidence suggests that the Bard's pet monkey was the prolific author of the plays and sonnets normally attributed to William Shakespeare. While the playwright was out drinking at the tavern,...

Drug dealers strike; thousands of users grounded 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Wishes of many TV viewers finally granted by Jimmy Saville. 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Never liked him...

Saville dies, now, then. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Jimmy Saville's death covered, as it 'appens. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
'Heart and Soul' voted best kitchen and bath cleaner 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Murder conviction overturned on appeal. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

John Peters, 43, of Newark, Notts. today had his conviction for murdering his wife overturned after evidence emerged of years of verbal provocation. It emerged that his late wife, Marie, was...

Arms, fish and trombone cache find attributed to Surreal IRA. 12
spoole2112 3 years
New report claims 90% of 2-man tents are made by Indonesian children 3
grumblechops 3 years

Occupy London in Moral Quandry. More soon...

Job Seekers benefits may be cut - Including paid holiday 0
Perks 3 years

Job Seekers up and down the UK have reacted with anger at the governments proposal to cut the benefits of those who fail to pay their fines. Among the benefits to be cut are paid holiday, pension...

mystery revealed why last calls from Kelly's phone came from NOW Newsdesk 1
4ty2 3 years

At the time MI5 was too embarrassed to reveal their inability to track down the correct location of Kelly after being told of his misfortune in the oxfordshire woods whilst their triangulation...

Syria relegated from Arab league to Asia minor 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Succession changes "An end to feudal Head of State arrangements. Oh, hang on..." 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Indian Grand Prix tickets cost months pay for locals. Cheaper than Silverstone ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Ooh little bit of F1 politics, my names Ben Elton. Goodnight...

Bored teen complains "there's nothing on the internet" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
X Factor Rhythmix to change name to SCOPE, MENCAP or OXFAM 4
simonjmr 3 years

The TV show backs down in a battle with a children's charity over Rhythmix band name, and are currently considering less contentious names. More soon...

No change at all in top directors' pay (after tax). 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon. 0
Maverick 3 years

Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon...

Saif al-Islam to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show, offered counselling. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Not the gameshow, obviously...

Italy replaces Berlusconi with Joe "La Dolce" vita. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Sophie Wessex converts to Islam. 1
rikkor 3 years

"I thought, what the hell? My kids are going to be shop clerks anyway."...

Belief in Sarah Palin early sign of onset of Alzheimer's. More, er, um...... 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Royal line of males have no hair... 0
brd888 3 years

Except for Harry but well . you know....

Giggling Medieval Punishment "Laughing Stock" 1
apepper 3 years

A hopeful inventor who presented a giggling version of a 500 year old punishment system was branded a laughing stock by investment Dragons. "Oot's complotloy croozy", explained a furious Duncan...

Canon fired 11
apepper 3 years

St Paul's Canon,Dr Giles Fraser, has left his job over the Occupy London protesters...

Guilty Vincent feels he's been stabbed in Tabak 0
Perks 3 years
Cameron Admits He's A Fake Tan Phoney....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Trying hard to hide his impetigo...