Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Farah celebrates long running slacks success. 0
button 3 years
Government urges Camelot to produce thinner lottery winners 0
nickb 3 years

Statistics produced by Camelot show that fat couples in council houses are more likely to win the lottery, leading to speculation that the National Lottery is weighted towards the overweight. "It's...

Parents mixed feelings as 'A' Level shag fest offers go unconditional 0
medici2471 3 years
Ecuador grants Assange asylum 0
medici2471 3 years

Dave Plonkerman Does It Again! 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

This time he helps a Mr Blancmange to a life-long stay in a South American embassy in London. Dave Plonkerman, this is your strife!...

Mystery of NASA dead cat unsolved 0
nickb 3 years

The death of Tiddles, NASA's much loved pet cat still remains unsolved. She was found partially squashed at the Space Lab at Cape Canaveral in November 2011 close to a testing site. A post mortem...

Andy Murray reverts to being Scottish after A-level results. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

Was this the joke?...

Usain ‘disappointed’ as golden Wenlock sells for £3.27 on e-Bay 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
GB Space agency confident a converted Rover 400 can be put on Mars within years 0
simonjmr 3 years

"If not a Rover 400 then at least a silver 1995 Montego" said Derek Hawkwind of the GB Space Agency More soon...

2012's students fail to jump as high 0
Mother 3 years

‎2012 shows a 0.4% decline in the height jumped by celebrating A-Level students when posing for newspaper photographers. Most students jumped 26.6% of their body height, down from 27% last year....

Hotel chain admits " We don't care for the environment" 1
weeb52 3 years

Leading hotel chain Premier Lodge Inns has admitted that its little cards in the bathroom urging guests to re-use towels have eff all to do with environmental concerns and everything to do with...

Disillusioned Branson returns to his roots. 0
Boutros 3 years

The Virgin empire's bearded boss is to chuck in the towel following his disappointment over losing the West Coast Main Line bid. Now penniless, he plans to spend the remainder of his days selling cut...

it's the vinyl revival! Selling LPs by mail-order nets billions for entrepreneur 0
Boutros 3 years

In the backlash against all things digital, the 12" record has made a surprising renaissance. Companies set to cash in are those who are geared up to sell LPs by mail order. Ageing entrepreneur...

Reg Herring 3 years

In an unprecendented show of loyalty to his team Manchester City, Premier League winning football boss Roberto Mancini has started a trend by announcing on the club’s website he is changing his...

Paralympic row as "quadrapedic" athlete is horse 5
apepper 3 years

A row has broken out over the banning of distance runner Mo Stang from the Paralympic games. Officials have been concerned about Mr Stang for some time, a spokesman explained: "We had heard rumours...

Leeds speedophile caught Peeking 4
charlies_hat 3 years

Genuine Olympics to begin in Paris next week 4
nyarlathotep 3 years

Twenty nine gold medals, a practically flawless games, and Australia finishing in ignominy and recrimination in tenth place. It was almost too good to be true - Unfortunately it was. A series of...

Olympics “getting easier” say critics 0
pippip 3 years

Team GB’s best ever performance at the London 2012 Olympics, including an impressive 29 gold medals has led critics to question the value of the medal haul, as they believe the games are getting...

Britain looks forward to next great summer event 0
digidave 3 years

Following the popularity of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics with the population of Britain, people are excitedly anticipating another great event that will bring the country together as...

Assange condemns threat of forced entry 0
medici2471 3 years
davecook194 3 years

Relatives of Dame Vera Lynn, George and Daisy Wycliffe (the Wycliffes of Dover) will not now represent Team GB in the Paralympic Three Legged Mixed Doubles. George had his left leg amputated below...

Julian Assange "leaks" pants when told UK will arrest him in Ecuadorian embassy 0
thesilverflute 3 years
Scouts lose paralympic flame relay to FirstGroup 0
FlashArry 3 years
Obama weighs heavily on whether to solve world problems or hit snooze button 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man who values his own opinion spends 45 mins giving his 'two pence worth' 0
Perks 3 years
Sid Waddell checks out on 20, 20, double sixteen 9
charlies_hat 3 years
Paralympic Flame to be Carried by Courageous Able-Bodied People 4
Denis Dijon 3 years

An army of brave people who have never experienced disability are standing by waiting to play their part in carrying the Paralympic flame to London. "I was told last week I would never live to see...

Replacement bus service until 2026 for West Coast Mainline 1
BAJDixon 3 years

Passenger groups reacted angrily last night as it emerged that financial projections for First Group's west coast mainline takeover will mean replacement bus services operating the entire line until...

Man using Web to locate shell fish accused of viewing online prawnography 5
Perks 3 years
Red Arrows confirm flypast for Sid Waddell funeral 0
custard cream 3 years