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Bailiffs force Occupy London to re-brand 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government to stop bankers eating children 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Darren Bent misses again 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Protesters Occupy prison cells 0
ianslat 3 years
Church cross 1
medici2471 3 years
Self Obsessed eating out Tweets lead to Internet's first Supper Injunction 9
ronseal 3 years

An obsessive Twitter maniac has been served with a writ stopping him from constantly broadcasting every detail of his eating habits. But the Supper Injunction could be contested by lawyers for...

"I can't stand the swearing", Commissioner for Oaths quits 0
medici2471 3 years
Vatican burns 5 tons of photos before 'Church in NoW hacking' named as Charlotte 1
pere floza 3 years
Meryl Streep wins "Best Meryl Streep" award at oscars 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Millionaire capitalist: "baffling" resistance to appropriation of surplus value. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

More from a textbook later...

'Putin wins by a landslide'! 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

States premature ejaculation society newsletter...

Vodafone unveils new mobile phone that transfers funds into offshore tax havens 1
ronseal 3 years

[I'm going for the UKUNcut vote here]...

Transport for London unveils new Hope on Hope off routemaster 0
ronseal 3 years
Radio adaptation of "The Artist" surprise failure 2
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Unnamed footballer clocks up 900th extra marital affair 5
grumblechops 3 years

Players, managers and pundits were lined up today to heap praise on a mystery footballer who this weekend added the 900th notch to his impressively battle-scarred bedpost when he slipped his winner...

A4E and Charlie George. Police probe egg based welfare-to-work scheme 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has unveiled plans to end hereditary privilege in Britain by introducing directly-elected newspaper editors. ‘It’s time to end this anachronistic, unaccountable...

Executioner of the Year title decided by 'death penalty shoot-out' 2
Perks 3 years

This year's Texan 'Executioner of the Year' contest has ended in drama this week, as for the first time in it's 120 year history, the winner was crowned after a tense 'death penalty shoot-out'. It is...

London Fashion week to feature Oscar-winning Uggie boots 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Complaints soon...

Arsenal profits soar after selling off Brasso stockpile 1
grumblechops 3 years

“Well we won't be needing it for while” shrugged Wenger...

Clumsy Window Cleaner Kicks Bucket 0
Al McHogan 3 years
LIb Dem MP's ecstatic "Man or Muppet" won best song Oscar 0
simonjmr 3 years
French satire ‘Hollywood disappears up its own arse’ sweeps board at Oscars 9
Des Custard 3 years

The French had their first good laugh in ages last night as a low budget film by veteran director Jean-Paul Gauloises-Bout-Filtre swept the board at the 84th Academy Awards, winning all ten...

iPhone ad voiceover man chokes to death on own smugness 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
George Lucas offers to do 3D Special Edition of 'The Artist' 4
bonjonelson 3 years
Kim Jong-un to scatter Baron Cohen's ashes at North Korean film festival 0
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Heir to the 17th Baronetcy 'dead or living in Africa' 0
roybland 3 years

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George 'Gideon' Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London's social and political elite, hasn't...

Star of 'The Artist' strangely not speechless after winning Oscar. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Sacha Baron Cohen sign's lucrative sponsorship deal with Shake n' Vac. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Angelina Jolie...For two pins the world's media would put her on the front page 0
Ian Searle 3 years

I'm sorry, this doesn't have a leg to stand on!...