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Office for National Statistics issues statement re extent of Romanian influx...

Numărul de țigani români din Marea Britanie...

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Underconstruction 14.05.14 6:19pm
Al OPecia
Opposition to Pfizer takeover bid continues to harden 0
sydalg 14.05.14 5:55pm
sydalg
UKIP adds weight to sun-bed ban "we really don't want more brown people". 1
Al OPecia 14.05.14 5:52pm
Underconstruction
Man who hacked Commonwealth Games Website bought javelin ticket

A 33 year old man from Crewe is tonight in police custody after breaching Team GB's firewall and purchasing a front row seat for the javelin heats on Day Four of the games., Police were alerted when...

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Underconstruction 14.05.14 5:52pm
ick-head
Man who used phrase‘I could be hit by a bus tomorrow’dies after being hit by bus

A Leeds man who commonly used the phrase ‘I could be hit by a bus tomorrow’ to defend his unhealthy lifestyle has died after being hit by the number 42 bus. Friends and colleagues of 51-year old...

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bookiesfriend 14.05.14 5:41pm
Al OPecia
Nigerian schoolgirls found on 'Friends Re-united' 1
Underconstruction 14.05.14 5:40pm
ick-head
Google “Forgets” Existence of Bing

Following the EU court ruling regarding the “right to be forgotten”, internet behemoth Google has announced that all searches for Microsoft Search Engine Bing will instead bring up YouTube videos...

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james_doc 14.05.14 5:36pm
Wrenfoe
Luis Suarez; "Liverpool lacked concentration about...what was I talking about?"

More to follow...

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apepper 14.05.14 4:47pm
ick-head
Chelsea sign sponsorship deal with Costa after signing Atletico Madrid striker

Correction after another typo!...

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custard cream 14.05.14 4:34pm
ick-head
Knob throwing contest marred by innuendo

Organisers of this year’s Dorset Knob throwing contest have complained that the day was slightly marred by the sniggering of “outsiders”., ‘We've been happily playing with our Knobs for...

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beau-jolly 14.05.14 3:21pm
MADJEZ
Man who visited Hell admits "I have singed" 3
sydalg 14.05.14 3:11pm
irreverendJ
Brian Giggs fed up with being confused with Man. Utd star

Salford man Brian Giggs has lashed out at 'insensitive media interference' by press who he accuses of making his life 'a living hell'. "For the last time, I am not that Man. Utd star. How can you...

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custard cream 14.05.14 2:56pm
custard cream
Most popular studies deeply flawed, new study shows 0
Dumbnews 14.05.14 2:42pm
Dumbnews
Aardvark admits bestiality porn gives him a 'aardon 0
sydalg 14.05.14 2:32pm
sydalg
Rats put in transfer request at Man Utd‏

As a series of high profile players exit Old Trafford at the end of this calamitous season, various rodents who had hitherto survived on hardened lumps of ‘Fergie gum' have decided to reconsider...

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Wrenfoe 14.05.14 2:20pm
ick-head
Uproar As Farage Accuses EU of Racism

"The EU allows free movement of people between the countries of the Union" said Mr Farage "but allows its member countries to place restrictions on the movement of people from outside the EU." "Now...

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Titus 14.05.14 1:50pm
Titus
None-too-fussy cormorant fancies a shag 4
Smart Alex 14.05.14 1:36pm
Titus
UKIP urges members to check wood-piles (just in case) 2
Underconstruction 14.05.14 1:28pm
Underconstruction
Rural drink-driving may die out completely warns rich land-owner

Lord Postlethwaite, Earl of Lingwood in Norfolk has warned that pub closures will soon make it impossible for the average man in the street to be drunk at the wheel of a car., Police officers in...

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Underconstruction 14.05.14 1:27pm
Underconstruction
Boris Johnson unveils new mayoral personal transport

The Mayor of London has shown a sneak peak of his brand new personal transport vehicle, some are dubbing "Borismobile". In a moody photoshoot in one of London's few decrepit warehouses -that have not...

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Bigglesworth 14.05.14 1:04pm
Bigglesworth
UKIP to Build New Headquarters with Bricks Sent in Post

UKIP today announced plans to leave their current headquarters in Devon and move to a new, purpose-built head office in London. This proposal, originally scheduled for 2020, has been moved forward...

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james_doc 14.05.14 12:46pm
ick-head
Study finds porn video spoilers a major source of premature ejaculation 0
sydalg 14.05.14 12:16pm
sydalg
Avoidance and Evasion now have same meaning declares BBC language dept.

Other BBC word-melds are. UKIP/Fascist. Man/Rapist. Christian/Bigot. Accusation/Proof. More soon...

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vulture1 14.05.14 12:09pm
vulture1
Commonwealth Games hide poor ticket sales with IT failure… More soon. 0
ick-head 14.05.14 12:00pm
ick-head
Boko Haram awarded 'good' terrorist rating by Ofsted Nigeria

Previously failing and with its future funding very much in the balance, Nigerian Ofsted Inspectors have declared that Boko Haram is now a 'good' terrorist organisation following its recent...

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Underconstruction 14.05.14 11:59am
Gerontius
Anglo-Irish League Latest: Birmingham 6 Guildford 4 (Adams sent off foul play) 1
Underconstruction 14.05.14 11:49am
ick-head
Quiet residential street lacks psychopath

A quiet South London residential street does not have one resident who is a psychopath, serial killer or terrorist, it has been claimed. 'It's almost a perfect quiet residential street,' said estate...

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roybland 14.05.14 11:34am
Titus
Gove awards Free School status to Boco Haram encampment 0
RobArmstrong 14.05.14 11:29am
RobArmstrong
Dyslexic hydrocephalic Ukrainian dissident fails to put his head in a balalaika

Anyone want to photoshop the image?...

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NewBiscuit 14.05.14 11:24am
Titus
God admits he lied on CV, did not create Universe 2
sydalg 14.05.14 11:22am
Titus