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Off-duty ambulance driver ‘used portable siren to queue-jump’.

An ambulance driver from Southend who wore his vehicle siren like a hat has been roundly criticised by the NHS. Shoppers were left feeling ‘ripped off’ after stepping aside to let pedestrian...

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malgor 06.10.12 4:23pm
The Secret Cabal
Pre-conference bender leaves Osborne with ‘spider’s web’ face tattoo

A regrettable night on the razz has left Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne sporting a massive spider’s web tattoo on his face, just a day before he presents the country’s headline...

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DustyBinLaden 08.10.12 6:19pm
custard cream
Cannabis farm wins regional tourism award

A cannabis farm in mid Wales has been awarded a coveted 5 star award by Welsh tourism chiefs for its contribution to the regional economy. The farm, established in 2011 by a consortium of specialist...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 4:27pm
Dick Everyman
Owner of small sex shop says size doesn’t matter 2
Yikes 06.10.12 7:16pm
Dick Everyman
Small shopkeepers responsible for majority of under the counter selling. 3
weematt 08.10.12 11:57am
Midfield Diamond
Family claims Abu Hamza "mostly 'armless"

So sorry, so very sorry coat, hat, scarf, gloves...

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dvo4fun 07.10.12 8:03am
dvo4fun
S&M businesses strapped for cash 1
weematt 06.10.12 11:12am
Yikes
Tesco CEO on recent losses. "We're on target to become a small shopkeeper again"

Neat - O bid. No more soon...

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dvo4fun 06.10.12 10:21am
dvo4fun
New laughing gas safety campaign urges kids to "Just say N2O" 0
LittleSpender 06.10.12 9:47am
LittleSpender
Cameron Outed!

He finally admits that the recession was just a ploy to force the unemployed to work at his uncle's chain of theme parks...

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Jesse Bigg 06.10.12 9:33am
Jesse Bigg
Small shopkeeper expands to Medium to include new range of spirits  0
charlies_hat 06.10.12 9:15am
charlies_hat
Hunt to be subject of "Very Late Stage Abortion" - Nation celebrates 1
Drylaw 06.10.12 9:18am
Jesse Bigg
Happy, Grumpy and Sleepy open a store and join Association of Small Shopkeepers 1
Perks 06.10.12 9:02am
sigmund
Thousands of south-coast residents head for Turkey/Syria border. 0
sigmund 06.10.12 7:51am
sigmund
Blacksmiths' statue-building contest - leader forges ahead 6
Idiot 06.10.12 10:49am
sigmund
Thrilling climax to all Ireland Hurling Championship

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virtuallywill 07.10.12 8:24am
virtuallywill
Cycle path arrested following unprovoked attack on bus lane 2
SpankyMonkey 06.10.12 8:22am
writinginbsl
14 Year Old Girl Claims "Freddie Starr Ate My Beaver" 0
Jonny Shlep 06.10.12 6:00am
Jonny Shlep
Small shopkeepers deny short changing customers

Or is it just me? neat-o...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.10.12 7:53am
sigmund
Eastwood's Chair To Replace Obama For Next Debate 0
Hooch 05.10.12 10:47pm
Hooch
Facebook's Timeline makes human brain redundant

A team of eminent neurologists has linked memory loss to the introduction of Facebook Timeline and satellite locational devices. In a study of over 10,000 Facebook users it has been found that...

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Dick Everyman 05.10.12 10:23pm
Dick Everyman
Warning lights for energy deficit go out 0
kimllfixit 05.10.12 8:27pm
kimllfixit
Pinewood Studios inundated with James Bond sex abuse claims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 8:02pm
dominic_mcg
Weather hampers picnic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 7:58pm
dominic_mcg
Jerry Lee Lewis denies assaulting pianos as concern grows over more Lee cases

Rock n roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis has denied standing on, kicking, and slapping multiple pianos. One piano, a baby grand, said “Lewis violently abused me, sometimes in public. He knew what he...

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nickb 05.10.12 5:27pm
Mark Hughes tells press that he is the best man for the QPR managers salary 1
grottymonty 05.10.12 4:30pm
High Court clears the slinging of Abu Hamza's hook 2
grottymonty 05.10.12 7:53pm
riesler
All Road Markings to Cease Immediately

The Department of Transport earlier announced that from today, white road markings would cease to exist. As of October the 5th, all white lines on roads will be removed, in an effort to save over £3...

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christian.orr 06.10.12 8:05am
arthurminnit
Colourful veteran ex-children's TV presenter charged with 'gross indecency' 

Following accusations that he regularly exposed himself on live television, veteran children's Saturday night '90's favourite Mr Blobby appeared at Bow Street magistrates court today....

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pinxit 20.10.12 7:21pm
pinxit
Predicitive text got me in to trouble claims Cole

"I was trying to say Twits" claims Ashley Cole. It's not dissimmilar to the form of mental and verbal predictive text that John Terry suffers from. More soon...

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simonjmr 05.10.12 2:59pm
simonjmr