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Apple Demands An End To The End Of Slavery 0
daneade 3 years

Apple today warned that its massively obscene profits would be in jeopardy of not being as massive unless the international ban on slavery was lifted at once. Top Executives have already drawn up...

Breivik says ‘It Was Self Defense.’ Norway says ‘You Fucking What?’ 0
daneade 3 years

Mass killer Anders Brievik made one of the most unconvincing arguments of self-defense in modern criminal history at his trial in Oslo, Norway. When told of his defense strategy, the Judge – in a...

Chen Guangcheng to 'consider all options' 0
Bonaparte Shandy 3 years

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng can apply to study abroad, potentially indicating a way out of the diplomatic crisis with the US over him. The University of Cumbria is believed to be the UK...

Chinese dissident "now fancies a world cruise". 0
Boutros 3 years
"It won’t bloody flush”, reports woman trapped in dinner party toilet. 2
DrTurmoil 3 years

Amy Higgins was in a race against time with the cistern of a downstairs lavatory in Surrey yesterday, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job....

Geography Teacher Chooses Pen For 2012 A Level Marking 2
Bonaparte Shandy 3 years

Influential Geograpy teacher Dereck Jepson has made his annual choice of marking pen for the 2012 A Level examination season. Revealing the much anticipated choice on his blog 'Geography Makes the...

Government under pressure to consult wives on web porn opt-in measure 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Borrowers reject ‘downturn blame claim’ from the big people 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Coalition to roll-out successful NHS ‘wash your hands’ policy across all depts 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Shampoo advert sets new record for ‘worst survey result to base a campaign on’ 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A new advert for Pantene Pro-V shampoo has set the industry abuzz after the small print revealed that the central claim of the campaign was disagreed with by over 90% of the ridiculously small sample...

Team GB Men: Cyclists and canoeists refuse to have 5 rings put on helmets. 0
weematt 3 years
CIA reveal Bin Laden papers show Al Qaeda link to Rupert Murdoch and BSkyB 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Britain's endangered wing mirror spider - an appeal 15
3 years

With dwindling new car sales threatening its environment, the British wing mirror spider faces an uncertain future. Introduced from the Russian Far-East in a crate-load of Ladas, the wing-mirror...

New Samsung phone has eye-rolling technology for bored teenagers. 0
Maverick 3 years
Tymoshenko to run for office in Ireland. 0
Maverick 3 years

A new Orange Revolution, and no need to change my name said Ms O'Shenko...

Psychic offended by joke that hasn't been written yet 7
seymour totti 3 years

Celebrity psychic Derek Acorah has called on Jimmy Carr to apologise for the "needless and hurtful joke he is going to make at the Derby Assembly Rooms in early 2013". Carr, who has not yet written...

Peruvian buskers upset by nosepipe ban 4
Smart Alex 3 years
Horoscopes for May 7
seymour totti 3 years

Aries, After years of practice, you finally master your new handshake. Just as the other person grips, you move so that they grab your finger instead, pull back and fart. This amuses you greatly....

Man who sold "The Scream" in Four Rooms for £50 now impersonating it. More soon 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Brazil goes nuts in new anti-crime initiative 0
victimms 3 years

Mr T helps...

Saving water – top tips for surviving the drought 20
kimllfixit 3 years

Recent dry spells have left Britons with dry riverbeds and parched lawns, so what can we do to get through these tough times? • Hose pipe bans – when the rain just won’t come, it’s time to...

Fairground operators' inalienable right to fly-post under threat 3
Boutros 3 years

It's a hallowed tradition that goes back hundreds of years, to a time when the only way to get punters along to your bear-baiting show was to nail handbills to trees. But MP Sydney Glee's private...

Victoria Beckham to star in new Spielberg film 'Clothes Horse' 1
MizAnnieG 3 years

Featuring the moving story of one woman's daily battle with what to wear, set in the rolling expanse of her walk-in wardrobe. The hard-hitting story highlights the plight of fashion victims on both...

Worlds longest married couple only together for the sake of the kids 6
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Jack and Winnie Sandford have been married since 1933, longer than anyone else on earth, but according to 98 year old Jack, it is a living hell. "Every morning I wake up and wish I was dead. Or...

'Doggers' happy with city's new 'park and ride' 4
Perks 3 years
Johnny Ball claims Bill and Ben were stoned. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And Pinky and Perky were porking in the dressing rooms...

police 1
3 years

Police in Northampton discover 72500 cannabis plants. Acting Detective Superintendent-Inspector Chief Whoopee Longname said, "The plants with a street value of 6.4 billion pounds were discovered...

UK fears invasion as low voter turn out points to a 'failing democracy' 0
Perks 3 years

With local election turn out figures expected to be below the 50% mark, the UK has been described internationally as a 'failing democracy'. This has led to fears that other countries may seek the...

Talkback Thames wins exclusive contract to turn Leveson into TV series. 1
Ollymace 3 years

Dan Baldwin, executive producer of Talkback productions has expressed his delight at being awarded this revolutionary deal, he released a statement saying that he was “grateful to both Lord Leveson...

Editor of the Sun says his paper to appeal to all people who cant talk propperly 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

The Editor of The Sun defended yesterday’s Roy Hodgson headline claiming they were “Embracing” his speech impediment., The paper went on to issue a statement saying for years disabilities have...