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| Pentagon leaks: bombing Iran will not make everyone in Israel rich. Unconfirmed. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hunter F. Thompson | 2 years |
| Cats Mother says Fabulous Fabregas will be back.. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sharpehunter | 2 years |
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The Cats Mother, otherwise known as 'she' met with the Spanish Press today, eager to jump on the bandwagon and comment on the likelihood of Fabulous Fabregas coming back to barca... |
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| Barcelona Coach Driver - Fab Fab will be at the back! | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sharpehunter | 2 years |
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Esposito Banderas, the driver of Barcelona's team coach has today come out and said that he is confident that Fab Fabregas will be on his coach this season. "He used to like sitting at the back of... |
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| Shakespeare folio thief claims he was "only file sharing". | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
the coarse whisperer | 2 years |
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"Everyone does it you know"... |
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| Andy Burnham demands withdrawal of cloned Miliband. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
the coarse whisperer | 2 years |
| Obama - That Cameroon is a funny man.. laugh | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Sharpehunter | 2 years |
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I almost shit myself!... |
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| Trolley case triggers earthquake alert | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
roybland | 2 years |
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A worldwide earthquake alert was triggered early today after vibrations from a woman's trolley case registered 8 on the Richter Scale. Daphne Watson (56), who 'packs the kitchen-sink' when she goes... |
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| Effigy makers welcome Cameron's Pakistan comments | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
jp1885 | 2 years |
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Pakistan's traditional effigy makers have given British Prime Minister David Cameron the thumbs up today, after his allegations that the country was actively promoting the export of terrorism saw a... |
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| Saudi man executed after finding image of Mohammed in slice of toast | 10 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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Well stone me... |
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| Grapevine 'is out-of-date technology' says Watchdog | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Zadok the second | 2 years |
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Ofcom, the broadcasting watchdog has slammed the manufacturers of the popular gossip source The Grapevine. Vice-chair Harry Johnstone, responsible for co-ordinating the three-month investigation... |
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| Huntley wins Lottery | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
roybland | 2 years |
| Snooker champs go for the plant as Higgins takes extended rest. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Phlegm | 2 years |
| Clegg 40% less fanciable than three months ago | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ChrisHarrison | 2 years |
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Following his decision to join forces with the Conservatives, Lib Dem leader, Nick Clegg, has seen his sexual attractiveness plummet. The Facebook group, ‘Nick Clegg? I would’ has seen its... |
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| Pinnipeds 'Up in Flippers', as BP Plans to 'Seal' Gulf Well | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mugwump | 2 years |
| Huntley just fantastically accident prone , claims Prison Service | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Gary Stanton | 2 years |
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The Prison Service say they will ‘vigorously defend’ the case being pursued by litigious caretaker nonce Ian Huntley,36, and insist all injuries he sustained while banged up are due to his own... |
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| Pakistan Summons UK Envoy : Bring a bottle... should be a larf! | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mugwump | 2 years |
| FILM NEWS: Schumacher to take lead role in "Death Race 2010" remake. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
pinxit | 2 years |
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Another Prick in the Wall... |
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| Pauline Prescott said to be ‘well made up’ after landing One Show role. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Stan Laurel | 2 years |
| National outcry for better quality sperm donors. | 14 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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As it's discovered Jedward were conceived this way... |
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| Gulf states order Blackberry users to cover their phones in a tiny burqa | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
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New laws in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates will require that every Blackberry user dress their phone a miniature burqa and face veil. ‘The Blackberry burqa means that people can still... |
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| Authorities admit "bad week" to pebble dash stoning asylum woman's safe house | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| A Think Tank thinks that the BBC Licence fee should be abolished | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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The think tank`s Chairman volunteer Jonathan Ross says he has 55 million people backing, him. see Yahoo... |
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| Confusion as Gulf states unveil blackberry flan | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Shopping. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
biggles | 2 years |
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3lb of new potatoes, loaf of brown bread, onion, large carrot, handcuffs, leather whip, Daily Mail, Large pot of vasaline, nipple clamps, tub of choclate ice cream, wooden shelf size 1m33cm... |
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| Man who crossed his legs wakes up next to a horse's head. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Oh why oh why oh why oh why | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
biggles | 2 years |
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oh why oh why oh why me said Mr Newsbiscuit,why doesnt he take his fuckng gnomes someplace else,oh why oh why oh why... |
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| Uncle Ben and Aunt Bessie announce split | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ianslat | 2 years |
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Famous foodie couple Uncle Ben and Aunt Bessie have today announced that they are to divorce. Citing irreconcilable culinary differences, Aunt Bessie told Heat magazine ‘we just don’t feel like... |
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| X-Factor winner realises he's gay 8 months after everyone else does | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oxbridge | 2 years |
| Ha ha harr | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
biggles | 2 years |
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Trevor laughed as he lay in bed,ha ha ho ho ha harrr stop it please he giggled to himself as he tickled his freshly shaven testicles with a giant feather.Finally he stopped and began to realise the... |
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| Scientists Announce ‘Enough is Enough’ as First True, Perpetual Motion | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mugwump | 2 years |
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In today's keynote speech at the 13th International Perpetual Motion Symposium in Stafford, England, scientists have designated the phrase “Enough is Enough”, as the first true form of perpetual... |
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