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UEFA reveals "Spierdalaj" as the official swear of Euro 2012. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Faust tells Levenson inquiry that pact with devil 'just a working relationship' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Disgruntled JP Morgan client manager disrupts Leveson Inquiry. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Krispy Creme fear anti-cookie legislation extension 0
simonjmr 3 years
NewsBiscuit faces ruin as cookie legislation comes into force 0
V Riddoch 3 years

European Union legislation could spell the end for NewsBiscuit, internet experts warn. A new law introduced on 26 May means that websites must ensure that they have users' consent before using...

Shevchenko says there's "no real problem" with racism in Ukraine if you're white 0
simonjmr 3 years

White European fans have nothing to fear at Euro 2012 confirms Shevchenko More soon...

Scandal as Blair "I earned every penny of my £10,000 Leveson appearance fee" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Syria agrees ceasefire now everyone's dead. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Latest downturn in economy blamed on self-employed watching Leveson 0
Eskimo 3 years

The 0.5 % decline in the UK economy over the last quarter has been partly due to strangely warm weather in March, torrential rain in April and the overall dire situation in the Eurozone, according to...

Commemorative bench space becoming "very limited" on Everest summit. 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Vicar and Taliban to star in new series of ''Love Thy Neighbour'' 0
ND01 3 years

The BBC confirmed that it has commissioned a new series of cult classic comedy from the 1970's and has given it 21st Century update., The original had a white couple known as Mr and Mrs Honky living...

Blair 'humbled' by Geordie welcome as chanting fans hail him as 'Wor Criminal' 0
ronseal 3 years
# prayforramsay 0
Rootin Tootin 3 years
UK Toffs Come 2nd Last to Norway in 2012 Redneck Games 0
daneade 3 years

The UK has suffered fresh embarrassment following the Eurovision humiliation with a 25th placing in the 2012 Redneck Olympics. The team selection process was slammed as the UK’s team – made up...

TV makers in chaos as God introduces fourth dimension 5
apepper 3 years

Manufacturers of 3D televisions are trying to react to the sudden introduction of a fourth dimension. "Special glasses just won't cut it, people will need new brains installed - but it's well worth...

Mollusk with extreme military background set to take part in Paralimpets 0
Underconstruction 3 years
GM crop protestor wants to become cereal killer 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Olymics committee sues molecule for copyright infringement 0
C3-PO 3 years

LOCOG has been granted an injunction at the high court against the so-called Olympicine molecule for its continued existence. The five-ringed molecule has been impounded by court bailiffs, and is...

'Heartless' Cheryl Cole slammed for refusing dying fan a hand job 12
Oxbridge 3 years

As he fought his last battle with bowel cancer, 57-year-old Swindon accounts manager Raymond Carruthers always knew what his last wish was for: 'I want a hand job off Cheryl Cole. That would be the...

Local council installs tramp after clerical error 0
Underconstruction 3 years

Disabled and elderly residents of a small West Midlands town have reacted angrily, following the installation of a tramp outside their local library., Wheelchair user Jack Payne had campaigned for...

Million pound fire at super discounter causes 300,000 pounds worth of damage. 0
Maverick 3 years
Oldham resident in narrow escape; emigrates to Australia. 0
Maverick 3 years
New safety fears raised over GM crops after modified wheat attacks protestors 4
Gary Stanton 3 years

The long-term viability of genetically-modified crops has been called into question after members of the anti-GM group Take The Flour Back were viciously assaulted by roaming wheat columns larger...

German tourists "could be given smaller towels" warn Greek hoteliers. 1
nickb 3 years
Inventor of TV remote revived by rolling batteries around a bit 11
charlies_hat 3 years
Blatter wants penalty alternative after English team victorious again 1
Andy_K 3 years

(inspired by [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18205513]this bbc article[/url]) Fifa president Sepp Blatter has asked Bayern Munich honorary president Franz Beckenbauer to come up with an...

Baroness Warsi hopeful of avoiding stoning over expenses scandal 0
roybland 3 years
Disillusioned Instructor Washes Her Hands of Pilates 5
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years

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Archaeologists discover banjo in neolithic burial site. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years

I wonder if there is any more than a ticker to this?...

Tracey Emin exhibits another load of old bollocks 1
roybland 3 years

Artist Tracey Emin's latest collection of old bollocks has been exhibited on Sunday's Andrew Marr show on BBC1. 'It was another brilliant exhibition of Tracey's unique talent for talking complete...