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Badminton Horse Trials cancelled as Jury rigging suspected 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Olympic tragedy as mens shooting final draws return missile from Army watchtower 1
cinquecento 3 years
'Birthplace of Shakespeare' town business struggling to think of a name 1
ianslat 3 years

A recently opened business based in the centre of Stratford-Upon-Avon (Birthplace of Shakespeare) remains un-named today as the owner struggles to think of a suitable name for his business. 'If only...

Man who sold car to make room for petrol sells petrol to make room for bed 0
button 3 years
Man fined for using hosepipe to pump water out of garden 7
Haywood Manley 3 years

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Offal restaurant panned by Tripe Advisor 2
nickb 3 years
Met Office rollout of Olympic 2012 Weather a triumph. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

This weekends successful test of the weather for the 2012 Olympics has given everyone a taste of what to expect. Coming straight after the police 'Nutter with a grudge' test last Friday the final...

China to offer top value at new ‘World-buying centre’ 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

“We only pay the best prices” says Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao at the opening of another branch of the Chinese ‘World-buying Centre’. “With money being tight for a lot of countries, you...

God Commissions New Ark; Hosepipe Ban Continues 1
UnfitMother 3 years

A man from Stevenage has been commissioned by God to build a new ark. Stanley Moses, 48, says, "I was drying out my socks after a trip to the Co-op when God suddenly appeared before me. He told me I...

Cannabis farmers to receive EU setaside subsidies 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
FA: It's Not About Winning - It's About Taking Part ..... 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

. and having fun...

FA Realise With Horror That It's Not April 1st 0
UnfitMother 3 years
Cameron Returns "BFF" Cufflinks To Murdoch; Admits It "Could Be Misconstrued" 0
UnfitMother 3 years

Un-friends him on Facebook, too...

Badminton Horse Trials cancelled ... Horses acquitted. 0
Kramaring 3 years
Bananas in Pyjamas in 'Beds in Sheds' enquiry 0
victimms 3 years

More as it peels away!...

Newham Council unveil high speed benefit claimant Stoke repatriation device 0
pitflaps 3 years

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Murdoch threatens UK with ugly page three girls 1
nickb 3 years
FA confirm Hodgson first they spoke to about being 2nd choice for England job. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Coal industry "LMFAO" off as study finds windmills cause global warming. 0
Maverick 3 years
William forgets wedding anniversary due to Facebook reminder setting failure 0
Yikes 3 years

Prince William was in the royal dog box, with only corgis for companions, as it emerged that he forgot his first wedding anniversary. While apologetic, William noted he had been let down by...

Osama bin Laden's Post Mortem Bestsellers 0
rfreed 3 years

Osama's Bestsellers It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his...

Latest report on grade inflation 'the best ever' 1
Des Custard 3 years
God Forsakes His Early Work, Calls Bible "Trashy, Populist" 0
Textbook 3 years

Popular spiritual writer God shocked literary audiences around the world earlier this weak with a stream of scathing invective against his most enduring work, The Bible. "A dark, angry being, whose...

Office worker loses pen 7
Yikes 3 years

John Smith turned up to work on Monday. He sat down. He reached for his pen. It wasn’t there. He looked for it for a while before having a cup of tea. Refreshed, he had another look. Still no luck....

'Two out of four' children dont understand fractions 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Infantry leader re-tweets 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Comparison website apologises for advert "simply not annoying enough" 0
Crippen 3 years

"We feel like we have not only let the public down, but ourselves too, said a representative for Compare-U-Ware website today. We could not come up with a daft dog, racist meerkat, singing oaf or...

Olympic Military Presence Causes False Starts Uproar 0
GKen 3 years

Athletes competing in this summer's London Olympics are reported to be up in arms (sic) at the prospect of a huge military presence at the Games. They fear that the firing of ground-to-air and...

AA Gill snears at BB King 8
nickb 3 years
Murdoch in market for more “free war” sports 0
pitflaps 3 years

Rupert Murdoch, the sinister 80 year old selective amnesiac media baron has expressed an interest in broadcasting sports events bundled with free mounting civil unrest. Last weekend’s Bahrain...