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Religious Equestrian Competitor becomes Seventh Day Eventist 1
Scronnyglonkle 13.05.13 11:52am
irreverendJ
Wigan manager to be given a shot at bank regulation.

George Osborne hopeful that something will turn up at the last minute...

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deskpilot3 13.05.13 11:38am
deskpilot3
Gove updates National Curriculum to include EU exit options. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 13.05.13 11:35am
deskpilot3
New Homeless Tax

Homeless people will now be expected to pay for any extra room they may have, it has been announced., ‘It this time of austerity it is vital that every person pull their weight and that includes...

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Hooch 13.05.13 11:27am
Hooch
Severely imprisoned murderer seeks 'right to escape'

Dave Wills, a 46-year-old murderer with 'locked up' syndrome, will today seek a judicial review into his right to escape. 'Life has become a living hell for me,' said the killer. 'I completely lack...

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Bravenewmalden 13.05.13 10:31am
Golgo13
Lord Alan Fergie - A Footballing Illness

On a sunny April day I had been invited to the home of former football manager Lord Alan Fergie, for what would be a frank and honest assessment of the Lords career – A step back in time. Where for...

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christobinsings 13.05.13 9:50am
Oxbridge
Michael Gove to predict the lottery LIVE

Following on from his unprecedented run of success in accurately predicting what this nation needs, the Secretary of State will reveal the winning lottery numbers a WHOLE week before they are...

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Wrenfoe 13.05.13 9:42am
Wrenfoe
Apathetic football club signs Thierry Ennui. 6
sredni vashta 13.05.13 9:19am
Titus
Chris Huhne drives away from prison... very slowly. 1
MADJEZ 13.05.13 8:58am
Titus
BBC confirms Pointless Celebrities is not a documentary 1
custard cream 13.05.13 8:50am
sillybugger
Yew tree smashes boy in face

A Cumbrian Yew tree, which is in no way embroiled in the on-going Yewtree operation, has found itself at the centre of a similar yet very different scandal. The incident occurred when a twelve year...

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bobby5fingers 13.05.13 8:21am
bobby5fingers
Ex-Lib-Dem MP Caught Speeding In Central London.....

His lawyer pleads for mercy. "His first shag, M'Lord."...

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Jesse Bigg 13.05.13 8:13am
Jesse Bigg
More Panic-Stricken Tories Hit By UKIP Jitteritus

.."When's the referendum? When's the referendum? Health Secretary to dish out tranquillizers?...

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Jesse Bigg 13.05.13 8:02am
Titus
Chimp Death to cause new GFC?

Shock waves ran through Wall Street today sending a panic amongst even the most experienced investors, as news emerged that Buttercup - the first female chimp to sit behind the big curtain on the New...

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brianflan 13.05.13 7:29am
brianflan
Judge declares "presence of an ice cream van gives children right to have one".

In a ground-breaking case, a judge has comed down on the side of a children's pressure group seeking to prove that the very existence of an ice-cream van within 100 metres of a family not in a car or...

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Boutros 13.05.13 6:17am
Landfill
NRA criticize New Orleans's shooter for being 'a lousy shot.' 0
Hooch 12.05.13 11:24pm
Hooch
USwitch user £286 a year better off

Reports are reaching the NewsBiscuit newsdesk of a USwitch user who has saved money. Pensioner Fred Hartley of Eastbourne is said to have entered his electricity use details accurately on the...

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Social Affairs Correspondent 12.05.13 10:33pm
Social Affairs Correspondent
Shock as another celebrity tests positive for Werthers Original.

More yewtree soon...

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MADJEZ 12.05.13 9:55pm
MADJEZ
British Political Party Leader Urges "Don't Mention the EU!"

"I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it"...

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Titus 12.05.13 9:18pm
Titus
Newsbiscuit Education expert Chris Woodenhead's advice column #1

Chris, My son Alexander has just graduated from Harvard University as Magna Cum Laude with a Starred First Class Degree in Nuclear Engineering. My daughter Abigail got seven 'A's at A level and has...

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baron la croix 12.05.13 8:44pm
Ironduke
Police following lead after scrap metal thieves strike church roofs 2
baron la croix 12.05.13 8:04pm
Titus
May fly really pissed off that today was its 24 hours 2
A.A.Arkwright 12.05.13 7:59pm
Titus
Hammond and Gove encouraged to leave EU any time they like and not to come back. 0
weematt 12.05.13 7:51pm
weematt
3D printer produces tank top. Owner claims "the right to bare arms". 3
Maverick 12.05.13 4:37pm
godly1966
"EU would vote for Gove exit". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.05.13 3:22pm
Al OPecia
Programmes infest BBC’s £1 billion London HQ

Staff have recently reported witnessing TV programmes being produced in the BBC’s new central London studios., “We thought all that nonsense had finished when Television Centre was closed at the...

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drs 12.05.13 12:26pm
drs
24/7 shops to extend opening hours to 25th July 0
baron la croix 12.05.13 12:23pm
baron la croix
Scrap metal thieves remove irony from Comedy Store 0
baron la croix 12.05.13 11:30am
baron la croix
Cannibal shopkeeper says customers were his bread and butter. 0
sredni vashta 12.05.13 11:16am
sredni vashta
Branson dons pinstripe suit and spends day as a faceless CEO after losing bet 0
ginty 12.05.13 10:00am
ginty