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Black smoke heralds election of Pope Peter II 0
medici2471 13.03.13 12:04pm
Blind faith and ancient traditions keep Vatican fires ablaze...

For centuries the choosing of a new pope has followed long-standing traditions. The stove in the Sistine Chapel is customarily fuelled by the unread pleas of children abused by Catholic priests....

Tripod 13.03.13 12:04pm
Alcohol minimum pricing dropped

Commons bar regulars rejoice...

camz 13.03.13 11:52am
Black smoke to continue until all child abuse evidence destroyed 1
medici2471 13.03.13 11:01am
Responsible drinker "must have eaten something" 0
Drylaw 13.03.13 10:33am
Carbon monoxide kills 115 in Rome, faulty chimney thought to be cause.

At the scene fire-fighter Domenico Azzini said the tragedy could have been avoided “It appears as though they were burning bits of papers in an open fire and using a poorly maintained chimney, what...

theinvisiblecitychannels 13.03.13 10:19am
'Refugee camps not as busy as I'd expected' says Charles

Thousands of refugees have fled back across the border into Syria following reports that Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall were on their way to visit them., Refugee camps were said to be...

Gerontius 13.03.13 10:15am
Police apologise to Chris Huhne for faulty speed camera

Essex police admitted today that the camera that supposedly caught Chris Huhne speeding in 2003 was 'faulty.' Sergeant Humberside of the Essex police explained that the M11 camera had been...

LensCap 13.03.13 10:00am
Midnight Dreary
Cardinal Sin elected as new Pope

Following the election of Cardinal Sin this morning a Vatican spokesman admitted that the name was "a tad unfortunate", but insisted that it would not be a problem as Popes can always take on a new...

baron la croix 13.03.13 9:59am
baron la croix
Vatican embraces modern society as Pope to be elected by SMS voting

With no preferiti acknowledged for this year's Papal Election, Carmalengo Mancisi, assistant to the former Pope has announced that the Vatican will modernise the process and pick the pope using a...

acwanaut 13.03.13 9:44am
Child abuse figures drop as cardinals locked in session 0
Scroat 13.03.13 9:41am
Move along - nothing to see here 0
Smart Alex 13.03.13 9:21am
Smart Alex
Vatican wood-burning stoves to be converted to smokeless fuel... 0
Tripod 13.03.13 9:03am
Vatican stoves 'inadequate' in cold weather says Which?

Older people are being warned that the currently popular Vatican Stoves will not adequately heat their homes during cold weather. 'The stove has recently received a lot of television advertising,'...

roybland 13.03.13 8:53am
Worker off work for work-related stress sacked...

[i]because he didn't seem that stressed when he was off work[/i] =) This one is actually true ^^ Sick leave shark wrestler is sacked,

GordonChen 13.03.13 8:33am
baron la croix
Tesco bullshit found to contain 23% horse shit

Tesco has confessed to finding significant quantities of horse shit in its bullshit. A spokesman for the supermarket that offers "big savings on hundreds of products", tells customers that "every...

nickb 13.03.13 3:43am
Gary Gonads
Cameron's abandoned alcohol pricing could have pegged NV Krug at £13/glass 0
antharrison 13.03.13 1:21am
Reducing lead piping in conservatories results in drop in number of murders

According to research by Professor Plum and Dr Black. The findings have been welcomed by the church. "A great step forward" says the Reverend Green...

Ian Searle 13.03.13 1:05am
Papal conclave ring the changes by electing male caucasian pensioner 0
FlashArry 13.03.13 12:59am
Huhne thanks Clegg for backing him 'Training worked well, he broke me in' 0
antharrison 13.03.13 12:52am
Friends Of Green Eathpiece Condemn Vatican Smoke Pollution 0
Titus 13.03.13 12:37am
Deadlocked Conclave Decides To Contract Out Papal Appointment To G4S 0
Titus 13.03.13 12:34am
John McCririck taken ill 'in stable condition'

Actually this was a real report!...

topfotogmw 13.03.13 12:23am
Vatican crowd puzzled by BLUE Smoke

Vast numbers of the faithful were surprised to see blue smoke coming from the Vatican chimney this evening. Just afterward a blue coloured note appeared from under the door where they new Pope is...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 13.03.13 12:21am
Cannibals open Celebrity Restaurant 2
Ian Searle 13.03.13 12:18am
Argentina Says It Will Ignore Vatican Election And Declare Its Own Pope 1
Titus 13.03.13 12:13am
Queen "still a bit funny about cheese" 0
nickb 12.03.13 11:58pm
Chris Huhne to commence work on series of escape tunnels

Chris Huhne is to launch an audacious escape bid from Wandsworth prison after finding living conditions inside less than satisfactory. The disgraced MP had originally expected a five star hotel...

Gary Stanton 12.03.13 11:57pm
Sir Lupus
Urbane foxes a new menace - conning old ladies with their suave sophistication 1
Actual Size 12.03.13 11:54pm
Sir Lupus
First Black Smoke Seen As Cardinals Cremate African Candidate.

They have now been told by the Curia that chemicals will be used to colour the smoke in future and if they haven't elected an Italian Pope (Scola) by Friday, funding for the show "I'm a Cardinal, get...

Iscariot 12.03.13 11:49pm