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'Dangerous dog' owners now choosing fighting fish as pets

People who once owned a dangerous dog as their pet are now switching to fighting fish. Wayne Beasley,34,who was banned from keeping dangerous dogs after his Rottweiler almost decapitated his...

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roybland 13.07.14 9:17am
vulture1
Prince George "madness" lessons to start at age 4.

Home schooling to be provided by granddad and great granddad...

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Maverick 13.07.14 7:43am
sydalg
Shakespearian play interrupts pointless phone call

Mobile phone user Lee Brown has demanded an apology from the Globe Theatre, after a phone call with his girlfriend regarding developments in the Eastenders storyline was "drowned out" by actors...

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Underconstruction 13.07.14 7:32am
Sinnick
Astronomers find black hole at the back of Brazil goal 0
Squudge 13.07.14 5:34am
Squudge
Dead people call for "right not to die"

More to follow...

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apepper 12.07.14 8:44pm
apepper
63 year old computer game player finally reaches the end of "Doom".

Now considering Myst...

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Maverick 12.07.14 7:40pm
Maverick
Britains most senior hairdresser backs Assisted Dyeing.

More Sassoon...

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MADJEZ 12.07.14 7:31pm
MADJEZ
Depressed man prescribed medication, but really, what's the point? 0
Maverick 12.07.14 7:25pm
Maverick
Church of England seeks legal help so that it can die with dignity. 0
deskpilot3 12.07.14 6:12pm
deskpilot3
Taj Mahal model-maker accused of match fixing. 0
deskpilot3 12.07.14 6:10pm
deskpilot3
England cricket team to reverse batting order for next test.

Following root and branch review...

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deskpilot3 12.07.14 6:10pm
deskpilot3
Rebekah Brooks comes out in favour of assisted prying 0
sydalg 12.07.14 5:47pm
sydalg
Average length of UK dog lead ‘now 50 yards’ reveals Kennel Club

The average length of a dog lead in the UK has now reached 50 yards, beating the previous best by around 7ft says the latest Kennel Club report., UK dog leads are amongst the longest in the world...

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Gerontius 12.07.14 5:37pm
Sinnick
Facebook users condemn Steven Spielberg for 'failing to stop holocaust'.

Angry Facebook users have been using their computers in droves to condemn Oscar-winning director Steven Spielberg for failing to prevent hundreds of Jewish deaths during the holocaust. [i]"It all...

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WatcherMark 12.07.14 5:25pm
WatcherMark
Tony Blair expresses support for assisted lying. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.07.14 4:04pm
Al OPecia
Tony Blair expresses support for assisted genocide 2
sydalg 12.07.14 1:31pm
Adrian Bamforth
India to erect statues of George Osborne

The Indian government is to honour George Osborne with statues of the chancellor in some of the country's holiest places. Osborne is currently visiting India in an effort to drum-up business for the...

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roybland 12.07.14 1:10pm
Wrenfoe
Assisted suicide campaigners call in David Kelly experts for advice

More useful ideas soon...

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vulture1 12.07.14 9:36am
vulture1
NHS finds the money to cure fat people

by killing off old people! More brilliant ideas from our leaders soon...

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vulture1 12.07.14 9:32am
vulture1
ITV Sport beats BBC in battle of mispronouncing players' names. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.07.14 9:25am
dominic_mcg
Cameron solves ‘women problem’ with sex-change op plan

Francis Maude is now to be known as Maude Francis, Theresa May will be Mother Theresa and Jeremy Hunt will be Jeremy Cunt. “I hope this will silence, once and for all, misguided Labour accusations...

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farmer giles 12.07.14 8:25am
farmer giles
Gaviscon heartburn firemen call 24 hour strike

Britain is facing a heartburn epidemic after stomach-based firemen called a 24 hour stoppage. The pint-sized firefighters, employed by Gaviscon, walked out in sympathy with public sector firemen...

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Gary Stanton 12.07.14 7:50am
Gary Stanton
Tommy Ramone - 'I Wanna Be Cremated' 0
Electrelane 12.07.14 7:46am
Electrelane
ITV to launch same-sex female only show "Strictly Quim Dancing".

More bad taste soon...

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Al OPecia 12.07.14 5:50am
Akiko
Former Archbishop Makes Dramatic "Assisted Dying" U-Turn

Lord Carey, the former Archbishop Of Canterbury, last night made the shock announcement that he has altered his position on voluntary euthanasia for the terminally ill and would support any bill that...

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Jonny Shlep 12.07.14 3:54am
Jonny Shlep
Airports fast track security for sex toys

UK airports are now having to install express lanes for exhibitionists who pack adult toys in their hand luggage in the hope that they will be asked to 'prove they turn on'. Passenger groups are said...

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Squudge 12.07.14 12:13am
Loundshay
Ryanair to introduce free Indian takeaway for all customers

And paid restrooms...

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Bigglesworth 11.07.14 11:32pm
Bigglesworth
BBC admit to adding sound effects to animal footage during In the Night Garden

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnpUCGhyAh4]youtube proof[/url]...

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gaijintendo 11.07.14 9:09pm
gaijintendo
BBC admit to adding sound effects to animal footage during In the Night Garden

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnpUCGhyAh4]Youtube evidence[/url]...

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gaijintendo 11.07.14 9:08pm
gaijintendo
Fyffes plan to release new 'ribbed' Bananas

Hello everyone who isn't working this weekend. No work 'till next week!, If you are working, try not to do much...

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gaijintendo 11.07.14 8:31pm
gaijintendo