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Nick Griffin offers hand of friendship to Sepp Blatter! 0
simonjmr 3 years
Blatter: 'I meant bribes - everything can be resolved with bribes!' 0
ianslat 3 years
New 'Northern Virgin' brand pledges to give bankers boners 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Investigation launched as to how a tank of fuel in Austria costs only £20k 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gervais sees the joke as 9 foot tall lectern unveiled for Golden Globes awards 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New Award for Engineering to be outsourced to China to cut costs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job. 0
No Beard 3 years

Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job...

Martin Amis resigns as England rugby coach 4
apepper 3 years

Poet and novelist Martin Amis has left his post as England rugby coach. "I really don't understand how I was appointed in the first place; I thought I would be driving the team to games, I didn't...

MoD Harrier eBay blunder 1
Patrick Tobin 3 years

Ministry of Defence officials were putting on a brave face today after the National Audit Office highlighted failings in cost-cutting projects. 74 Harrier Jump Jets have been sold on eBay to the US...

Hague backs plans to restrict discussions that could reveal MPs' intelligence 8
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

William Hague has backed plans to prevent intelligence being discussed in open conversation, particularly when it makes MPs look stupid. "As Secretary of Two Big, Important Things, I am ideally...

Santorum Informs Des Moines First Graders That Classmate Gino is Deformed 0
bobo lutz 3 years

Des Moines, Ia. For someone who has never set foot in a school, Rick Santorum seemed to be in his element in Miss Hess’s first grade classroom. Friday’s visit to Miss Hess’s first grade...

Resignation letter of ex-European IMF director found in St James’s Park bin 1
fernandomando 3 years

Oliver Letwin MP was today unavailable for comment following the discovery of the damning resignation letter of Antonio Borges, until recently the head for Europe at International Monetary Fund...

Ernest Jones to design "Royal Vajazzle" 0
grumblechops 3 years

In a move described by a Buckingham Palace spokesperson as "putting a regal finger on the pulse of the the nation", The Queen today awarded high street jeweller Ernest Jones the honour of designing...

BBC resurrects Jim'll Fix It for Christmas 1
simonjmr 3 years

Dear Jim/BBC/Shane, now then, now then, now then I am a recently deceased national treasure (sic) can you please fix it for me to be brought back from the dead. James (Scarborough / Leeds)...

Def Leppard "Extinct in the wild" claim experts 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Unemployed turned away from The Iron Lady : "No DSS, Irish" 0
Drylaw 3 years
Tesco shopper complains of dead bird in chicken and bacon pasta salad 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

After hearing news reports of a Somerset man finding the carcass of a dead bird in a pre-prepared Tesco salad, Paul Byrne from Leicester checked his own purchase, and was horrified by what he found....

Lorry driver drops acid outside Buckingham Palace. Harry denies involvement. 0
Monkeycustard 3 years
Sepp Blatter announces, 'minor disputes should be resolved with racism' 0
Perks 3 years
UKuncut latest: still no sign of a Linux user 0
ronseal 3 years
UK Economic outlook downgraded to "a quick peek". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Smoking only to be allowed in empty cars 1
apepper 3 years

Doctors are asking for a ban on smoking in cars that contain any people...

Shock as Sir Cliff appears on 'Loose Women' and still goes home alone. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

SAGA Magazine seal deal for aftershow party pics...

"Now, that's more like it !" says Thatcher as youth unemployment tops 1 million 0
dvo4fun 3 years
ITV to introduce 'Tesco Direct' bushtucker trial 2
Screenie 3 years
Ryanair to charge passengers for breathing 5
Shandy 3 years

Thrifty airline Ryanair have stunned travellers with their latest announcement that use of oxygen on all flights will be charged at £50 per 100 litres. Ryanair will ensure mandatory use of their...

Doctors call for car smoking ban 2
Sinnick 3 years

Is this what they meant ;-) http://bigduck.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/smoking-car.jpg...

Racism claim as John Terry only captains England against white/blonde players. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Ryanair to introduce new 'slave class' seating to save money spent on fuel 3
Screenie 3 years

The seating comes equipped with pedals and a 'personal motivator' with whip and drums...

Shampoo industry faces “epidemic” of normal hair 2
nickb 3 years

Most people’s hair has become normal, according to an extensive study by a hair care industry body. As a result, shampoo manufacturers and advertisers are now facing a crisis in marketing.,...