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Jimmy Savile Downgraded.....

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 6:19pm
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George Osbourne to save £10bn by selling off Olympiads.

George Osbourne will outline at the Tory Party Conference today how he can save £10bn by selling off Team GB., "It's my intention to destroy all the good feeling the Summer Olympics by selling our...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 8:49am
philthefunk
Catholic church condemns Savile for abusing under-age girls 5
Oxbridge 08.10.12 11:20am
pinxit
Abu Hamza refused US entry because he couldn't give fingerprints 1
Sinnick 08.10.12 9:06am
Squudge
Jimmy Savile waved his cigar at me and murmured "urrr ah urr ah urr ah urr"

Newspaper columnist Penny Thoughts has launched a strong entry in the increasingly competitive Jimmy Savile anecdote market, with a tale of how the newly identified pervy DJ waved a smokable phallic...

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ronseal 08.10.12 9:05am
Squudge
BBC crisis deepens after Mrs Slocombe’s pussy makes abuse claims 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.10.12 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Abu Hamza latest : fingerprint evidence 'admissible' says US court 0
FlashArry 08.10.12 7:42am
FlashArry
Nature news: ‘brunette’ squirrels have better sex-lives than grey ones. 0
sigmund 08.10.12 6:15am
sigmund
'Tiles R Us' Win Most Boring Gravatar Design Award 0
Dick Everyman 07.10.12 10:26pm
Dick Everyman
Osama Bin Laden's life plagued by "internet bullies", documents reveal

Documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan have revealed his torment at the hands of cyber bullies during his final years. The former Al Qaeda leader was said to have become so...

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bonjonelson 08.10.12 8:17am
bonjonelson
Fire proof US flags a big hit in Pakistan

Small shopkeepers in Pakistan have reported huge sales in fire proof US flags as the cost of replacing burnt offerings increases. Flag seller, Abdul Usmani has looked on with incredulity as the...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 10:13pm
Dick Everyman
Gary Barlow Exits In Disgust, After Louis Walsh Empties Himself Over Rylan Clark 1
08.10.12 8:42am
Oxbridge
Judge suspended from murder trial after Swedish Chef impersonation

The trial of a Belfast man accused of raping and then shooting dead an American tourist in the city last December has been sensationally adjourned pending an investigation into the behaviour of the...

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jamsieoconnor 08.10.12 9:06pm
FlashArry
X Factor 8 Hour Spectacular Announced

Simon Cowell has announced an X Factor quadruple bill for next Saturday, which is the music mogul's latest attempt to dominate the TV Ratings. An ITV spokesman said "We are delighted to announce the...

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christian.orr 07.10.12 9:03pm
Squudge
Small small shop-keeper 'keeper sought for diminutive grocers' five-a-side team 0
FlashArry 07.10.12 8:14pm
FlashArry
Royal Family to Launch Own TV Channel

The Queen is to be the face of a new TV channel, Regal Television, scheduled to go on air in Spring 2013. Originally planned to be called MTV (Monarch Television), until the Prince Currently Known...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 07.10.12 9:07pm
FlashArry
Hamza's Lawyers will rebuild him, they have the technology

Islamist preacher Abu Hamza was in a New York courtroom on Saturday night facing terrorist charges, minus his scary bits. He stood in the dock without the hook that he has used since he lost his hand...

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Squudge 07.10.12 7:12pm
Squudge
Another showbusiness star named in Sexual misconduct rumours....

The show business world was reeling today after another set of Sexual abuse rumours hit the tabloids. Children's entertainer Basil Brush was accused of numerous counts of dogging in a public place....

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misterjingles 07.10.12 6:53pm
misterjingles
ITV’s ‘You’ve Been Framed!’ sold to National Accident Helpline

Personal Injury specialist, National Accident Helpline (NAH) has bought ITV’s ‘You've Been Framed!’ the popular long running series where viewers send in humorous home videos portraying...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 6:02pm
Dick Everyman
Abu Hamza Insists That US Authorities Refer To Him As 'Fred A. Needle' 29
Martin Shuttlecock 10.10.12 7:31am
B.E.P.
Rich bastard who lives in a mansion rules out 'mansion tax'

A man who lives in a mansion has ruled out a new tax on expensive properties. 'I don't want to be a country that comes after me every year with a massive great tax, and so that is not going to...

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roybland 08.10.12 8:16am
moanygit
Osborne Rejects Calls for 'Best Friends Tax'

George Osborne has today categorically stated he will not introduce the Liberal Democrats' proposed 'best friend tax'. The tax, if introduced, would see many of the Chancellor's best friends paying...

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B.E.P. 07.10.12 5:42pm
B.E.P.
“Beware of buying farmers at farmers markets” townies warned.

Farmers bought at suburban farmers markets all over the country are being set free after owners find them “unmanageable”. This has led to an outbreak of “feral farmers” roaming wealthy...

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nickb 07.10.12 3:27pm
nickb
BBC defends employing Jimmy Savile; "He seemed so normal..."

More to follow...

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apepper 07.10.12 1:58pm
apepper
JAUNDICED, KNEELESS SMALL SHOP KEEPER WITH HAND DISABILITIES 'WAS LEGO MAN'

MORE SOON. WELL DONE, SECRET CABAL. THIS IS EXCELLENT. 5 STARS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. A SURE-WIN FOR NEAT-O VICTORY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES...

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The Secret Cabal 08.10.12 7:17am
Yikes
Freddie Starr and Richard Gere launch rodent control business...

Fading comic, Freddie Starr, who got his last laugh about 1985, is teaming up with Pretty Woman actor, Richard Gere, to launch a rodent control business. “It’s a natural progression”, he says,...

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Tripod 07.10.12 12:23pm
Tripod
Small shopkeeper crushed in tragic pinball machine accident

A former private detective was tragically crushed to death after becoming trapped on the playing surface of a pinball machine, an inquest has heard. Mr. Inch High, Private Eye, who had recently...

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jamsieoconnor 07.10.12 12:58pm
Squudge
"Size is relative," claims small, 12 foot tall shopkeeper 0
jamsieoconnor 07.10.12 11:26am
jamsieoconnor
Help for small shopkeepers: Union of Shelf-Stackers says bigger steps are needed 0
LittleSpender 07.10.12 11:08am
LittleSpender
Cern Mathematicians "on brink of working out National Lottery: In It To Win It" 0
exigo 07.10.12 11:06am
exigo