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St Patrick's Day "ruined by connection with Ireland"

The organisers of the St Patrick's Day parade in the town of Little Chute, Wisconsin, have voted overwhelmingly to remove all references to Ireland from the parade and to ban Irish people from...

jamsieoconnor 17.03.14 12:25pm
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Missing airliner mystery upgraded to 'Situationist prank' 0
johnnydobbo 17.03.14 11:34am
95.6% of Crimeans prefer Russian Dressing to Tatar Sauce 0
Dick Everyman 17.03.14 11:33am
Dick Everyman
Weightwatchers apologise for applauding Two Fat Ladies' 50% loss 0
pere floza 17.03.14 11:27am
pere floza
Authorities declare international airport 'missing'

Following the mysterious disappearance of flight MH370, red-faced international aviation authorities are now admitting that Hong Kong airport is "missing" after contact was lost several days ago.,...

NewBiscuit 17.03.14 11:26am
Charities 'Sponsor a Child' Scheme extended to Scotland

In preparation for the possibility of a 'Yes' vote in September, major charities are working together to ensure that should such an eventuality arise, the potential famine and further impoverishment...

John Roughty 17.03.14 10:49am
Kim Jong-un criticises Putin for poor election result 0
Sinnick 17.03.14 9:27am
Intense Malaysia search turns up 53 odd socks, a Nokia charger and Maddie McCann 0
pere floza 17.03.14 8:57am
pere floza
Paris smog found to be "just onion and garlic fumes"

I'm waiting for the "Lazy Stereotype" tag...

Sinnick 17.03.14 8:49am
pere floza
BBC now so sectarian it's only days from introducing a Marching Season 0
ronseal 17.03.14 7:53am
95.5% of Crimea votes to join Russia, other half yet to be counted. Or shot 0
Kevin the Swan 17.03.14 12:59am
Kevin the Swan
Father of 7 loses penis. Finally! 0
Maverick 17.03.14 12:55am
"A DNA test would have been less dramatic" claims Solomon 0
Bigglesworth 16.03.14 11:44pm
Chemists express surprise at UK plans to spend £43B on Hydrogen Sulphide 4
blacklesbianandproudofit 16.03.14 11:42pm
Guillermo De Snookio
IKEA admit 'bag of bits' found on shelf

IKEA has admitted that a 'large bag of bits' has been found on a shelf at the main distribution warehouse in Sweden. 'We have to concede that perhaps some of our customers were correct all these...

throngsman 16.03.14 9:31pm
Putin overheard boasting: "The .5% was just a little touch of mine". 0
Adrian Bamforth 16.03.14 9:15pm
Adrian Bamforth
Tissue manufacturer launches high fibre weight-loss programme - napkins diet 0
throngsman 16.03.14 8:46pm
St Patrick's myth debunked as politicians found in Ireland. 1
Ironduke 16.03.14 8:45pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Chinese government refuses to join 'war on terror'

On grounds of pronunciation...

throngsman 16.03.14 8:38pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Flight MH370 gets a visit from Jehovah's Witness. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.03.14 8:24pm
Russia Vetoes UK Eurovision entry

To overwhelming support from UK...

throngsman 16.03.14 8:11pm
Paris Extends Smog Restrictions - DoT to adopt approach to tackle 'Twats'

Following the partial success of only allowing odd numbered plates in Paris on one day, even numbered the next, Paris officials are extending the anti-smog tactics to include smoking. 'If we only...

throngsman 16.03.14 8:09pm
Vince Cable says the case for HS2 is overwhelming

.. if only he knew what it was...

Starchy 16.03.14 7:50pm
NSA infected millions of computers with malware in project MICROSOFTWINDOWS

In another shocking release from the NSA documents that Ed Snowden is publishing, plans to infect millions of computers with malware surfaced. In the presentations, an NSA project,"MICROSOFTWINDOWS,...

steve_l 16.03.14 7:49pm
Crimeans back not being blown up by Russian tanks

More to follow...

apepper 16.03.14 6:53pm
Crimeans vote overwhelmingly for independence from Scotland.

Don't we all?...

Ironduke 16.03.14 6:14pm
Nation commemorates first anniversary of horse meat jokes

The nation has held its first Horse Meat Lasagne Remembrance Day to commemorate a year since the end of the British horse meat scandal. It was a period in which the whole nation pulled together,...

Adrian Bamforth 16.03.14 6:08pm
Adrian Bamforth
Man successfully resists correcting aspect ratio on parents' TV during visit 0
Schoolboy 16.03.14 5:41pm
Report: Unspeakable crimes under-reported in media 0
Schoolboy 16.03.14 5:38pm
World Problems solved after cyanide gas pumped into The Big Questions Studio 0
Bigglesworth 16.03.14 4:38pm