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Farmworker meat found in shepherd's pie 0
Actual Size 26.02.13 10:53am
Actual Size
Eastleigh child, 8, slams “rubbish” media circus

Promises that an Eastleigh meet the candidates meeting would be a ‘media circus’ were well wide of the mark, according to Gavin Henderson, aged 8. ‘I was looking forward to the candidates...

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Yikes 26.02.13 9:59am
Yikes
Goat meat found in 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' 0
Actual Size 26.02.13 9:52am
Actual Size
Excited Lord Rennard tells Lib Dem whistle-blowers to pretend it’s an ice block

.. some Tuesday morning smut ....

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Yikes 26.02.13 9:18am
Yikes
Very tiring week for tyre supplier

It's all been a right week for a few days down at Forbes Tyres in Huddersfield. For the tyre firm has seen it all this week - and more! For on the beginning of the week a blaze broke out. Thick...

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Mik Bulk 26.02.13 9:02am
rickwestwell
Lib-Dems to unveil new slogan: ‘Tits out for the lads’... 0
Tripod 26.02.13 9:02am
Tripod
Prosthetic legs favourite for best supporting Oscar??? 0
shaggy 26.02.13 8:36am
shaggy
American's repulsion to horse meat contains traces of bull shit

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/explainer/2011/10/slaughtering_horses_for_meat_is_banned_in_the_u_s_why_.html...

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Dumbnews 26.02.13 5:48am
Dumbnews
Sir Ranulph Fiennes 'bloody cross' to hear about aeroplanes invention. 0
Boutros 26.02.13 2:59am
Boutros
Pistorius not first man to shoot in partner's face imagining it was someone else 3
Smart Alex 26.02.13 12:36am
reforse
Lib Dem groping victims complain about lack of internal action

more soon if they are lucky...

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Dick Everyman 26.02.13 12:21am
Squudge
Nick Clegg denies being told that he became Deputy Prime Minister

The office of coalition team-player Nick Clegg has issued a statement "flat out refuting" claims that he was informed his party had successfully entered into a coalition government with the...

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mr_lizard13 26.02.13 12:20am
Squudge
Ikea flat pack stable contains horse.... 0
topfotogmw 25.02.13 11:13pm
topfotogmw
Cardinal resigns after revealing 'blood of the Lamb' contained horse DNA

Neato - on hellfire...

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Squudge 25.02.13 10:17pm
Squudge
Osbourne fleeces taxpayers after mistaking them for sheep 0
Squudge 25.02.13 9:36pm
Squudge
Vet's killer to serve a life sentence in dog years. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.02.13 9:20pm
AReader
The UK referendum cancelled - Steptoe & Son responsible EU horse-trading summits

back to the knacker's yard ?...

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moonbeam 25.02.13 8:46pm
Truebiscuit
Pippa 'feasts' offer hope to Britain's squeezed middle

Britain's beleaguered middle-class has received a timely boost from the Duchess of Cambridge's sister Pippa with the launch by Waitrose of 'Pippa's Friday Night Feasts' in the supermarket's magazine...

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roybland 25.02.13 8:34pm
roybland
Cardinal falls on his pork sword!!!!!!

Never use exclamation marks in a headline, unless it's fucking hilarious...

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Truebiscuit 25.02.13 8:34pm
The All New Jeni B
Nick Clegg modernises Lib Dems: "Now it's scandals not sandals". More soon

One for the short headlines (have I posted in the right place?)...

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Jamessquared 25.02.13 8:30pm
Jamessquared
LSE critise Osborne reliance upon Norse God Snotra for economic recovery

The London School of Economics has criticised the chancellor’s decision to continue to place his faith of economic recovery in the hands of the mighty Norse God Snotra. The LSE joins a growing...

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thisisall1word 25.02.13 8:16pm
thisisall1word
Lib Dem politician "got inappropriately close" to being elected 0
sydalg 25.02.13 7:55pm
sydalg
"It was either resignation or euthanasia", admits Pope

"And I'm still not sure if I made the right decision"...

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sydalg 25.02.13 7:53pm
sydalg
Man behind IKEA Swedish meatballs scandal revealed...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/ikeachef_zps63ff089a.jpg...

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pinxit 25.02.13 7:29pm
pinxit
IKEA DNA test machine had part missing

IKEA has admitted that its own in-house tests failed to discover horse DNA in its meatballs because a key part of the test equipment was missing. 'I looked everywhere when I was assembling the DNA...

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DustyBinLaden 25.02.13 7:28pm
Squudge
Sir Ranulph Fiennes attempts one last challenge: “getting up out of a low chair” 0
Tripod 25.02.13 7:20pm
Tripod
Alcoholic spiders: Britain's hidden shame

Barry is a prematurely grey, slightly balding tarantula. He arrived in the UK last year in a box of bananas, and made landfall in a Tesco Metro in the centre of Chesterfield. Very soon he took to...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 25.02.13 6:21pm
Titus
Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

Hard line London Police Commissioner, Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe, today confirmed the Police were exploiting the major weakness in the terrorists’ armour: the fact that terrorists consistently look...

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Slante Dangle 25.02.13 5:38pm
Slante Dangle
Prince Andrew facing bullying charge

More former squaddies have come out with accusations of bullying by the Queen’s second son, when he was in charge of the Royal Highland Fusiliers in the Cairngorms. In one particularly incident...

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shaggy 25.02.13 5:32pm
shaggy
Vicky Pryce trial latest; jury comprised of 24 short planks

The new trial of Vicky Pryce has started with the unusual step of 24 short pieces of wood being sworn in as the new jury. Our legal correspondent explains; "The court is trying for consistency in...

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apepper 25.02.13 3:13pm
Titus