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Russian toilet TV show gets panned by critics

More poo-poo-ing later...

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davetwojackets 04.12.13 1:37pm
davetwojackets
‘More meat on a rabbit’ claims gamekeeper

Gamekeeper Alan Bleeching has criticised the new Playboy calendar featuring Kate Moss claiming there is more meat on the average rabbit than on the pouting supermodel., Bleeching said the calendar...

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Gerontius 04.12.13 1:20pm
Midfield Diamond
Chimp rejects US citizenship

In a landmark decision, by mankind’s closest living relative, chimpanzees have voted overwhelming to reject North American naturalization. The Nonhuman Rights Project is appealing for ‘Tommy’...

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Wrenfoe 04.12.13 12:30pm
Wrenfoe
Geordie Shore star pregnant by Peter Andre sells for £4.2m at auction 0
grottymonty 04.12.13 12:23pm
grottymonty
Crossword setters' brains are weird differently

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apepper 04.12.13 10:53am
Titus
This day in 1963 - Chaos in Lyons Teashops as punched cards dropped

[i]Nippies[/i], the normally demur and calm lady sales assistants at Lyons teashops, were left bewildered and flustered across the country today, due to an error by the Electronic Brain at the Data...

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Beer Sampler 04.12.13 10:35am
editor
Daly can be cured by taking regular cold baths, says Catholic Church. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 04.12.13 9:39am
jp1885
Massive Tax Hike On Xmas Alcohol…..

…"Sorry, Fiona, thimbles only, I'm afraid."...

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Jesse Bigg 04.12.13 9:34am
Jesse Bigg
Google Street View car driver arrested on suspicion of serial killings 1
medici2471 04.12.13 9:22am
medici2471
‘I think I'm just an idiot’, admits Boris Johnson in emotional YouTube video

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has come out as "utterly clueless about pretty much everything", in an emotional five-minute YouTube video uploaded today. The 49-year-old Conservative politician and...

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Jesus H 04.12.13 9:06am
jp1885
Millions of Dreamcatchers recalled due to wiring error

Millions of Dreamcatchers, sold though high street chain Pound Kingdom, have been recalled today. A simple manufacturing mistake means that all Dreamcatchers sold were set up as Dreamcrushers....

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gaijintendo 04.12.13 8:54am
jp1885
UK knot any gud at maffs but engerlish KO. 1
Al OPecia 04.12.13 8:28am
Jesse Bigg
Short planks distance themselves from British children

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apepper 04.12.13 6:53am
apepper
Italian children scored highest in "Pizza Test" 0
AReader 03.12.13 11:34pm
AReader
Massive Earthquake Turns GB Upside Down…..

….Scottish' and Geordie' tans all the rage. 'Ee! niver, love!'...

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Jesse Bigg 03.12.13 10:06pm
Jesse Bigg
The Greasy Pole…..

….Aftermath of Cameron's haircut by east European barber?...

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Jesse Bigg 03.12.13 9:45pm
Jesse Bigg
'The Cameron Handshake?'…...

….Good shake with foreign leaders…… Arm-lock economics for us Brits...

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Jesse Bigg 03.12.13 9:29pm
Jesse Bigg
Cry for help dismissed as "cry for help". 4
nickb 03.12.13 7:47pm
Wrenfoe
Italian kids disappointed not to have done better in Pisa tests 1
medici2471 03.12.13 7:46pm
Wrenfoe
Taliban relaxed about Amazon drones: "They usually deliver when we're out." 2
medici2471 03.12.13 7:45pm
Wrenfoe
Gok Wan brands the FA 'fashion fascista' as flares banned from football matches 1
pinxit 03.12.13 7:24pm
Titus
World's first energy-saving lightbulb finally reaches maximum brightness

The world's first energy-saving lightbulb, made in 1976, has finally reached its maximum brightness. Switched on 37 years ago, the first 14 years passed without anyone realising it was emitting any...

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James Pluside 03.12.13 7:21pm
Titus
Hollywood actress 'comes out' as secret diver

Former Cagney & Lacey star Tyne Daly has revealed she has been a closet diver all her life., The Hollywood star decided to ‘come out’ following rumours in some tabloid newspapers that she...

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Gerontius 03.12.13 7:15pm
medici2471
Clare Balding's gran cancels her order for Tom Daley 2014 calendar

Orders one of that nice Dale Winton instead...

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irreverendJ 03.12.13 7:11pm
Al OPecia
Students oblivious to lecturers' strike. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.12.13 6:55pm
dominic_mcg
Taliban complain that Amazon drones cause "annoying confusion"

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apepper 03.12.13 6:36pm
apepper
Man trapped in small town for entire life 5
Dumbnews 03.12.13 5:28pm
A.A.Arkwright
Dark Web is getter really dark, man

Sheeple.com, the website that replaced Silk Road, has gone so dark that it can no longer be reached. All moneys deposited at Sheeple.com have been secured offsite, said a spokesman, who did not...

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Beer Sampler 03.12.13 4:19pm
Beer Sampler
Website requires one to login to access the login page 0
Dumbnews 03.12.13 4:10pm
Dumbnews
Amazon to weaponize Xmas shopping

Fans of online shopping will soon see unmanned drones dropping a range of seasonal products upon their heads; with Syria already registering an interest in the express of delivery of 800 tonnes of...

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Wrenfoe 03.12.13 3:13pm
Paddy Berzinski