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Boy sent to live with rural family just before WW2 suffers premature evacuation 0
Smart Alex 08.01.13 12:47am
Smart Alex
Union Flag to be Flown Permanently at Belfast Town Hall Again ...

but (except on public holidays) only indoors, in a special locked room with the curtains drawn and to which the public will not be admitted...

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Titus 08.01.13 12:20am
Titus
Fire at cannabis farm: Manchester Fire Brigade “pretty relaxed” about it... 1
Tripod 08.01.13 12:00am
FlashArry
Police Promise "Thorough Investigation" After Andrew Mitchell Killed by 'IED'

London Metropolitan Police have promised to lead a thorough investigation after Andrew Mitchell was blown up by an "Improvised Explosive Device" as he cycled out of the main gates of Parliament...

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MikeB 07.01.13 11:09pm
Yikes
Eric Pickles "disappointed" with the Life of Pi 2
nickb 07.01.13 11:03pm
Yikes
Errm.. Inflation now rising faster than the rate of Inflation

Fiscal policy finally working claims coalition spokesman....

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misterjingles 07.01.13 9:48pm
misterjingles
Bizarre sexual practice outed in ‘50 Shades of Blue’

Recent converts to bondage are said to be breathless in anticipation of the release of EL James’ new novel ‘50 Shades of Blue’, which exposes the unusual sexual practise of erotic asphyxiation,...

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Yikes 07.01.13 9:45pm
Tripod
Gareth Bale to star in Tom Daley's diving show

no more not soon...

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custard cream 07.01.13 9:41pm
Yikes
Britain's oldest man dies. Replaced by Britain's oldest man. 9
MADJEZ 07.01.13 9:27pm
Yikes
Britain's oldest living man undead

hat-tip to Sigmund, and MADJEZ...

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Squudge 07.01.13 8:43pm
Squudge
Britain’s oldest living man dies.

Britain’s oldest man probably still somewhere in a Welsh peat bog...

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sigmund 07.01.13 7:43pm
sigmund
Starbucks : Monday..... the day the tax office opens......

http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab104/MADJEZ_bucket/starbucks_coffee_1.png...

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MADJEZ 07.01.13 7:20pm
MADJEZ
Proximity of vagina and anus was “just a joke”, admits God...

“It was only ever meant to be a joke”, said God, making a face. “A prototype, a preliminary sketch, just something I scribbled on the back of a beermat. Somehow - and I still don’t know how...

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Tripod 07.01.13 7:07pm
nickb
Pamela Anderson first one out of Dancing on Ice competition, in two ways

"I just stumbled, my dressmy boobs fell out, it happens," she later said. Despite coming third after the judges' scores, once the public vote was taken into account she and partner Matt Evers found...

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simonjmr 07.01.13 3:55pm
simonjmr
Blue Flag to be awarded to Belfast City Hall when the area is safe for visitors 0
charlies_hat 07.01.13 2:06pm
charlies_hat
Local shopping mall to be demolished and replaced with Sky Mall magazine 0
Dumbnews 07.01.13 1:59pm
Dumbnews
The Hobbit gets massacred by Texas Chainsaw 0
victimms 07.01.13 1:27pm
victimms
president Assad denounces Supermarionation as propaganda 0
victimms 07.01.13 1:23pm
victimms
FA to investigate Mansfield Liverpool match

The FA is to launch an immediate enquiry following the FA cup tie between non-league Mansfield and premiership Liverpool in which multimillion pound Uruguayan international Luis Suárez scored the ...

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glass90 07.01.13 12:45pm
glass90
Lord Strathclyde steps down: to be replaced by larger peer

More girth later...

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virtuallywill 07.01.13 12:23pm
virtuallywill
Atos declare Humpty Dumpty fit for work

More on Jack, Jill, the three blind mice later plus updates on Georgie Porgy's trial...

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Not Amused 07.01.13 11:48am
Not Amused
Totally blind mice get sight back. Will have to move to Leeds for tails 0
simonjmr 07.01.13 11:07am
simonjmr
Government starts a campaign to show the levels of fat and sugar in Eric Pickles 0
Ian Searle 07.01.13 9:05am
Ian Searle
Transplant man gets “jazz hands”...

As the first recipient of a double hand transplant, Bob Fisher waved - frantically - at the journalists and photographers assembled at yesterday’s press reception. He praised the surgeon, the...

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Tripod 07.01.13 8:41am
Tripod
Rail passengers complain as extra carriages are added to the wrong end of trains

Commuters at Stevenage, were who were looking forward to additional seats on their morning train, were shocked to discover their Train Operating Company, First Capital Connect (FCC), had added the...

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PeterB 07.01.13 2:49am
Paddy Berzinski
President Assad vows to continue his fight against the Muppets. 0
MADJEZ 07.01.13 12:36am
MADJEZ
French linguists agree, correct translation of 'depardieu' is 'Russian twat' 0
medici2471 07.01.13 12:29am
medici2471
Mr Punch denounces Syria's Assad as 'puppet' of the Middle East

British seaside comedian Mr Punch has delivered a rare sea-front address denouncing Syrian President Bashar al-Assad as a mere “puppet of the Middle East". Speaking from the promenade in...

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Dick Everyman 06.01.13 11:00pm
Squudge
Queen ‘to be removed’ as head of Church of England ‘for being a female’

“We thought she was a man in drag like all the other Bishops” says spokespaedo...

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Reg Herring 06.01.13 8:25pm
Boutros
Staffordshire NHS win prestigious prison contract

synergy, right there...

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Squudge 06.01.13 7:48pm
Squudge