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AMan loses keys in his trouser pocket

It must be in his genes says wife...

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zipit 09.10.12 7:45pm
FDubois
"Savile also mis-sold me PPI" says abuse victim

I need help...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 10:01pm
bonjonelson
A man did a poo.......

sooo much paperwork he complained to his wife. Even more soon...

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zipit 09.10.12 7:15pm
zipit
Fire Brigade wins top equality award after laying off diverse mix of staff

Cheshire East fire chiefs were celebrating today, after scooping Britain’s top ‘equality award’. With budget cuts across the county leading to station closures and redundancies, the service is...

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10.10.12 8:02am
B.E.P.
Manager of partially sighted football team plays a blinder

I'll get my coat...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 6:58pm
Underconstruction
iPad Mini 'smaller than iPad' claim Apple insiders

The eagerly awaited iPad Mini will be smaller than the iPad according to Apple insiders. 'If the iPad Mini is smaller than the iPad, that really would be awesome', said Apple fan Tom Banks. 'But...

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roybland 09.10.12 7:09pm
Underconstruction
Ex-BBC women complains she was "never touched up on air".. more soon.

Oh Dear, I couldn't help it...

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Al OPecia 09.10.12 6:51pm
Underconstruction
After even more allegations, BBC wonders how Savile managed to do anything else. 0
dominic_mcg 09.10.12 6:36pm
dominic_mcg
Tom Daley hired by Suarez to perfect dive

Less is more...

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thesnug 10.10.12 7:27am
B.E.P.
k, hear goes!

'collins hAD a 'pedo bierd' says judges. MORE SOOON!!!!!...

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FDubois 09.10.12 7:06pm
zipit
Government criticises new Specsavers "burglar" advert

The Prime Minister has branded a new advert by popular optician firm, Specsavers, as "unhelpful and irresponsible" in light of the government's new guidance on homeowners' rights when confronted by...

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jamsieoconnor 09.10.12 6:17pm
jamsieoconnor
Austrian skydiver to mimic Jimmy Savile's reputation..

by plummeting to the earth at super sonic speeds....

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brd888 09.10.12 7:32pm
brd888
Fairy Tale of the month - The Prime Minister's new policy

Once upon a time in a Kingdom called United, there was a Prime Minister who tried so hard to be one of the 'normal' people he would often find himself looking a little bit silly. One day, The Prime...

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Perks 11.10.12 10:25am
Yikes
MI5 sex scandal as 000's of women claim James Bond had sex with them 3
simonjmr 09.10.12 7:30pm
brd888
Savile scandal halts plans for Newcastle's stadium to revert to St James' Park 0
pinxit 09.10.12 4:27pm
pinxit
Hamza bemoans 'dreadful hook' after seven over par first round in Cuban Open.

Muslim fundamentalist cleric Abu Hamza has promised better things on day two as he struggled to find form on the first day of the Cuban Prison Golf Open at Guantanamo Bay., Dressed in an...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 4:20pm
Underconstruction
New Lake District Likely for Lancashire

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced ambitious plans for dealing with the recurrent problems of flooding and erosion in the mountainous regions of Northern England. ...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 09.10.12 8:06pm
arthurminnit
No hiding place: Police confident they are closing in on Jimmy Savile

Met Police commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe has promised to 'get tough' on Jimmy Savile and issued an uncompromising ultimatum to the serial sex offender. Drawing himself to his full height, the self...

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ronseal 09.10.12 4:22pm
dvo4fun
Northerners! Don't Try This In A London Pub!....

Asking the barman not to put your shandy in a women's glass...

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Jesse Bigg 10.10.12 9:27am
Lucy4
Bring Back....Hanging 1
medici2471 09.10.12 3:42pm
Idiot
£50 NUFC Shirt - £35 week for 52 weeks

Wonga Finance - You Know it Makes Sense...

0
HenryMJUK 09.10.12 3:18pm
HenryMJUK
Abu Hamza to stand for president

In a shock move, the radical cleric Abu Hamza has used his recent US resident status to stand for president. "It's time for firm, decisive, radical and insane government.", said the presidential...

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apepper 09.10.12 3:10pm
apepper
Traditional Bonfire Night to be replaced by Jimmy Saville effigies set on fire

The traditional Bonfire festival of the burning of a 17th Century man in effigy for trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament has been replaced this year by the burning of an effigy of a 20th...

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AReader 09.10.12 2:54pm
AReader
Nigella Lawson Mafia link exposed

Nigella Lawson was reported to be in hiding last night following the discovery of documents linking her to the infamous Mafia don, Beltrano Balisteri, known to the Italian underworld as ‘The...

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Dick Everyman 09.10.12 2:38pm
Dick Everyman
Billions suffering from slow, expensive and unreliable Internet, says UN 0
Dumbnews 09.10.12 2:15pm
Dumbnews
Woman rejected for plastic surgery on NHS says it's no skin off my nose ...

I'll get me coat...

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Kramaring 09.10.12 5:29pm
Gerontius
Rare sighting of Eagle in Surrey garden...

."he was amazing" said resident, "he played Hotel California and then buggered off"...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 5:40pm
Backup Brian
Disappointing start for new bill as man mistakes mother-in-law for burglar

A Midlands man has spoken of his horror, after accidentally shooting his mother-in-law dead, during what he believed was a burglary at his Birmingham home., After being woken at 2pm by noises from...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 5:45pm
sigmund
Homeowners’ Burglary Guide released as ‘Fifty Shades of Grayling’. 0
malgor 09.10.12 12:45pm
malgor
Tom Daley hired by Suarez to perfect dive. 3
philthefunk 09.10.12 8:03pm
zipit