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The Other One Inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 11
Smart Alex 3 years

After years of playing in various bands The Other One has, at last, been given the recognition that many feel has been long deserved. Walking into Cleveland, Ohio’s Public auditorium last night...

Palace sources - Queen Mother "still dead". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Dread Affliction Of Freeitis Attacks Thousands Of Internet Users. 0
3 years

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as ‘Freeitis’., Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person,...

'Male-safe routes' to be introduced to department stores 3
quango 3 years

Men's rights activists are celebrating today, claiming "men up and down the country will no longer be subjected to having to walk through the lingerie department just to buy a sofa, or navigate...

Flatulent swimmer misses world record because of "wind assistance" 5
apepper 3 years

Paralympic swimmer, Arnold Buttok, has missed out on setting a new world record after officials said his 100m swim was wind assisted. Buttok was interviewed after the race; "Obviously I'm...

Beggars must register for VAT, Osborne announces 3
bonjonelson 3 years

George Osborne has announced sweeping reforms for tax rules relating to private donations to street beggars and sellers of The Big Issue. As of 1st April 2013, all licenced beggars must be...

Becks not in Team GB, now Branson loses rail franchise. "Why us? asks public 6
dvo4fun 3 years
Referees making most of changing room upgrades this season 0
kga6 3 years

The new Barclays Premier League season has begun, but it isn't just the fans with glee in their eyes. With women's football all the rage after London 2012, literally tens of ladies are quitting more...

Justin Bieber offered gig in Moscow Cathedral 0
RickH 3 years

Massive support from parents worldwide, teen girls not so sure...

Farmers at Muller blockade surprised when vat of raspberry sauce emptied on them 0
JohnA 3 years

Now there's an image...

Footballer of very little brain pays £45,000 for a choc-ice. 1
riesler 3 years

More idiotic tweeting soon?...

comm uni cation 0
button 3 years
Lazy squash players agree to decide match based on who has worse excuses 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Beer named sixth major food group by NHS 0
thesilverflute 3 years
No pussy discharge 5
medici2471 3 years
Export bar on Picasso painting described as 'two-faced and half-arsed' 0
cinquecento 3 years
Groove not in the heart, study finds 0
curiousmat 3 years

German medical researchers have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, groove is not in the heart, but in the appendix. Long thought to be a vestigial organ, the appendix's true purpose was...

Foreign Office Sends Footage of Storming of Iranian Embassy to Ecuadorian Govt. 0
cueball 3 years

"Send in the SAS" says the Daily Mail...

Julian Assange granted political asylum in Celebrity Big Brother House 7
Ludicity 3 years

In a last ditch attempt to avoid extradition Julian Assange has sought refuge in the Celebrity Big Brother house and will now live under the protection of Coleen Nolan, Martin Kemp and Julie Goodyear...

Post boxes painted brown near homes with fat kids 7
3 years

The Royal Mail has defended a new policy of embrowning their post boxes, if they happen to be near a family that contains a fat child. With ‘golden post boxes’ inspiring many to strive for...

Doctors urge Prince Philip to refrain from 'anal' 18
Gary Stanton 3 years

Doctors examining the Duke of Edinburgh have urged him to practice more conventional forms of intercourse if he is to avoid further bladder infections. HRH Prince Philip spent the night in a shitty...

Gove apologises for selling PE teachers 2
nickb 3 years

As many as 48 PE teachers may have been unlawfully sold by the Department of Education, new figures reveal. Mrs Janine Scott of Leicester told an inquiry "My husband Keith went to school one...

Scandinavian runs into lair while trying to dodge noose 0
cinquecento 3 years


100m world record holder Usain Bolt reveals secret of his race-winning pace... 0
Smart Alex 3 years

A terrified Usain Bolt admitted today, "There's this big mother at the start line with an effing loaded pistol"...

Gove tested positive for abusing grass 0
simonjmr 3 years
Assange delighted with celebrity bed sit 0
Gerontius 3 years

The Ecuador government has accepted Julian Assange’s request for political asylum but have told the Wikileaks whistleblower that the only place they have vacant at the moment is a one bedroom...

'Premature ejaculation anonymous' meetings criticised for finishing early. 0
Perks 3 years
Assange happy to suffer from Ecudorian Locked in syndrome 0
simonjmr 3 years
A-level students still pretty day after results. 0
Mary Evans 3 years

Apologies for tardiness. C- for La Ev...

Department of Education release wrong figures for Nick Clegg's school attendance 0
Perks 3 years

Amid reports the Department of Education has become liberal with figures by under reporting the number of school playing fields sold off, it has also emerged they may have been economical with the...