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New Pope, New Poop

As is now well know the new pope is an Argie who openly opposes the 'colonisation' of the Falklands. What is less well known is that he is named after St Francis of Assisi, which is Italian for 'St...

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Thewoodenleg 30.03.13 10:27pm
Big Ben
"If I were a Rich Man" ends run suddenly in Nicosia. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.03.13 10:17pm
Al OPecia
Miliband reveals real resignation reason

Harry Potter lookalike David Miliband today exclusively revealed the real reason why he came out of obscurity as the MP for South Shields to take up an even more obscure, yet much more highly paid,...

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Reg Herring 30.03.13 8:45pm
Reg Herring
Confusion as Welsh sex shop takes delivery of 1000 Rampant Rarebits

[url=http://http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58789]Just figured it out, I think[/url]...

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sydalg 30.03.13 8:04pm
Squudge
Leeds Hospital surgeons bypass cardiac operation data. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.03.13 7:41pm
Al OPecia
International Rescue gets 'wrong Miliband' "We asked for the wooden puppet one"

more soon. sorry, I see I'm not the first on this theme but couldn't restrain myself...

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dvo4fun 30.03.13 7:30pm
custard cream
As post office counter staff strike, we ask "How will we be able to tell?" 0
dominic_mcg 30.03.13 6:36pm
dominic_mcg
Government Traffic Congestion Remedy

Three years in the making and the government today finally unveiled its plan to unclog the roads., In a two pronged attack road crews will tirelessly scour the nation’s road network deepening and...

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Dee71 30.03.13 6:28pm
Dee71
Poor 'the new cool' as government launches 'Poor Britannia'

Being poor is the new cool in Coalition Britain says a government initiative. 'Bankers - scum; millionaires - scum; the squeezed middle - scum; hard-working families - scum; scum - scum; but being...

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roybland 30.03.13 5:32pm
roybland
Man with massive brain trauma finally got that annoying tune out of his head 0
sydalg 30.03.13 4:25pm
sydalg
Kleenex shares down as World Wide Web comes under attack 0
sydalg 30.03.13 4:21pm
sydalg
'I know just how you feel,' Cameron tells Carey. 0
roybland 30.03.13 3:53pm
roybland
Boy says he walked up and and down celebritys back,but did not like Rolfing

..mas o menos...

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happi 30.03.13 2:54pm
happi
One-liner writer retires - because he's crap.

More in a minute...

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Paddy Berzinski 30.03.13 2:42pm
Backup Brian
Chaotic Cavalry Cause Calgary Carvery Calamity 3
irreverendJ 30.03.13 2:15pm
godly1966
Rolf Harris helping police with Yewtree enquiry concerning Two little boys 0
happi 30.03.13 1:57pm
happi
Plague of rabbits blamed for rise in women’s dental problems.

sorry, I am so sorry...

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godly1966 30.03.13 1:14pm
godly1966
North Korea poses David Beckham hairstyle threat

Reports that North Korea is enhancing its stockpile of hair cuts by launching its own David Beckham hairstyle has sent shock waves through hairdressing salons right across the Western world. The...

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roybland 30.03.13 12:56pm
roybland
Vatican on edge as investigation into foot fetishists erupts

What had been in the closet for centuries has suddenly emerged front and center with the dazed new Pontiff forgetting that he was on stage now. Luckily few in the crowd took much notice of the gleam...

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kurtzs 30.03.13 11:39am
kurtzs
Korea’s North-South Divide “Almost As Bad As Britain’s”

Lunatic North Briton dictator Alex Salmond said today that North Britain (or “Scotland”, as he insists on referring to it) is in a state of war with South Britain. Korean leader Kim Jong Un has...

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deceangli 30.03.13 11:32am
Squudge
No charge for Joyce but reports he tabled a motion whilst drunk are investigated 0
topfotogmw 30.03.13 11:21am
topfotogmw
Pilate: "He may have risen from the dead, but He's still got a criminal record" 1
sydalg 30.03.13 11:04am
questioner
Strikers on Post Office picket line subjected to endless loop of video adverts 0
Mandy Lifeboat 30.03.13 10:33am
Mandy Lifeboat
Abu Qatada officially ‘harder to remove than Hitler’

Experts have confirmed that at 8 years of trying to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada - compared to the the second world war's 6 year duration - it was easier to kick Hitler out of Western Europe than...

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Slante Dangle 30.03.13 10:27am
Yikes
Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter

Pope Benedict strode into St Peters Square yesterday, fully refreshed after his Lenten sabbatical and announced that he was ready to take the reins of the papacy once more. With a fresh ear piercing,...

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Stan 30.03.13 10:09am
Tripod
Jerusalem waiter 'No sympathy for Jesus. 13 for dinner and no tip.' 2
MADJEZ 30.03.13 10:08am
Yikes
Columnist told either cover the Pope this Easter or it's crucifiction. 0
Big Ben 30.03.13 10:06am
Big Ben
Man, 82, admits asking boy, 10, “Can you tell what it is yet?”... 2
Tripod 30.03.13 9:53am
Big Ben
Man who writes porn film dialogue "feels an undervalued member of the team" 1
sydalg 30.03.13 9:50am
Big Ben
North Korea's advances thwarted by premptive launch of Dennis Rodman 0
Dumbnews 30.03.13 2:13am
Dumbnews