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Harley Davidson releases new mobility scooter - the "Fat Bastard". 1
Maverick 3 years
Sandi Thom sacked by Coventry. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Queen Gives Harry A Dressing Gown 1
3 years
Americas pass Assange Motion - similar to results of a madras says minister... 0
ironbridgeboy 3 years

No more soon...

Newsbiscuit writer equals Lance Armstrong's Tour de France victories 0
tedweasel 3 years

It's been my lifetime ambition and all the hard work was well worth it...

Tour de Moon winner Armstrong gives up fight on space-enhancing drugs 1
antharrison 3 years
Clangers announce a 1/27th of a day of mourning. 1
Lucy4 3 years
Armstrong to be stripped of moon landing title 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Even More CEO Jokes- (Why Are They Such A Source Of Inspiration?] 0
3 years

CEO JOKES 3- WHY DO THEY SEEM TO BE AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF MATERIAL? What is the difference between a CEO and a vulture? Vultures fly and al least have the decency to wait until you die to eat you.,...

Breakthrough for science as Moon gains its first ghost. 2
ricky33 3 years

(There's a joke in there somewhere.)...

USA cycle authorities revoke Lance Armstrong's cancer cure 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon. Hmm. May be a sub in there...

Now we'll never know what he actually said. RIP Neil Armstrong. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
“What Do you Think You’re Doing?” to rival TV's “Who Do You Think You are?” 5
nickb 3 years

A new Channel 5 show aimed at taking on the UK’s favourite genealogy programme will reveal more of celebrities’ personal lives by creeping up when they least expect it, and asking the very...

Minor, 'Stay-At-Home Joke Writer, Hits The Jackpot....... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.On a Bank Holiday. Yippee!...

Harry Admits....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"Just taking the pee out of the struggling masses, back home."...

Something Stupid..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Naive acrobat balances on washing line to dial out to a mate...

Sun editor claims "publishing naked pics of Prince Harry in the pubic interest" 0
JohnA 3 years

More hypocrisy soon (hat-tip MrQ)...

Customers puzzled by "The Only Classical Album You'll Ever Need, Volume 2" 8
Smart Alex 3 years

Why am i a 1
Reg Herring 3 years

new something or other insight into...

Royals appoint intern to represent Harry 0
nickb 3 years

The Royal Family has employed an intern to take over some of Prince Harry’s leisure activities so that the Prince can concentrate on flying helicopters and annoying those less fortunate than...

Paralympic athletes unable to park at Stratford Tesco store 0
antharrison 3 years

With the Paralympic Games set to commence later this week, competitors arriving at the village have been complaining at their inability to park in the disabled bays at the Tesco store just outside...

Public reminded that staring at the Sun will damage your eyes 1
jamesr 3 years
Rejoicing in the streets as revised figures show recession not so bad 2
custard cream 3 years

Well, Downing Street anyway...

Disgruntled manager goes on email shooting ramapage 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Mitt Romney Baffled by Politics 1
Only Me 3 years

In a very frank interview, Mitt Romney has professed to being baffled by the art of politics. “It wasn’t like this in Massachusetts, I can tell you” explained the presidential candidate. “I...

Lance Armstrong admits: "It's not about the bike" 1
custard cream 3 years

Title of this autobiography, geddit?...

Amnesty slams plans to tag ants 3
Scroat 3 years

Amnesty International has come out strongly against plans by the University of York to tag 1,000 Northern Hairy Ants at the National Trust's Longshaw Estate in Derbyshire. A spokesman for the action...

Are You Being Served? You Shouldn't Be 1
ricky33 3 years

The BBC was forced into making a humiliating apology yesterday after a number of jokes accidentally found their way into a new Friday night sitcom. By the end of the programme the average viewer...

USADA Proves Lance Armstrong had Meat and One Veg 0
Only Me 3 years

The USADA is claiming victory against Lance Armstrong. A jubilant spokesperson announced:, [quote]For many years, we have had suspicions that he has been cheating by using artificial aids. Now, we...

Students with grade D GCSEs are to be classified as "house-elves" 0
apepper 3 years

In a controversial plan to reduce unemployment, the government is reclassifying any 16 year old who scores below grade C GCSEs as house-elves. Critics have attacked the plan as "slavery by the...