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Guardian concedes "Queen's pregnant" headline should read Queen's Pageant. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Fears as captain of Queen's Jubilee Boat revealed to be Francesco Schettino 0
quango 3 years
Horoscopes for June 11
seymour totti 3 years

Aries, An awkward moment at the team brief on the 12th. Your boss asks you to say something that will break the ice and, after a short pause, you blurt out "Fat Penguin". Taurus, On the 4th, you...

'1000 boat pile-up' as lead government tug does unexpected u-turn 0
Perks 3 years
UK (plc) to 'outsource' the royal family 1
Perks 3 years

The Chancellor of the Exchequer has announced that, in a move to keep costs down, UK (plc) will outsource the Monarchy from April 2013. A family has been chosen in China to take the role from The...

Royal Family to be "outsourced to India". 2
Al OPecia 3 years

I a suprise move George Osborne announced today that the Royal Family will be disbanded and their duties out-sourced to the lowest bidder operating out of Bangalore. There will be a move of all Head...

"Bad weather didn't dampen street party spirits" agree fucking idiots eveywhere 2
antharrison 3 years

Despite unceasing rain turning the red, white and blue icing on cakes into a turd-coloured goo, fucking idiots across the country agree that the poor weather did not detract from the enjoyment of the...

Charles and Camilla to give-up weather forecasting 1
antharrison 3 years
Queen's 70th anniversary entertainment to focus on synchronised swimming 0
antharrison 3 years
London barge driver "Had that Queen and Prince Phillip in the back of my boat" 0
antharrison 3 years
Queen asks to be excused Olympics 'as it'll be totally naff you just know it' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Queen creates "Diamond geezer" honour 0
apepper 3 years

More follows...

Queen invites Duchess of York to join royal pageant on the Marchioness. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Government Denies Climb Down over New Ladder Tax 0
GillsImp 3 years

More to folow...

LOCOG insists re-using Jubilee flags at Olympics 'would be act of treason' 5
3 years

LOCOG has warned patriotic members of the public about the dangers of re-using Jubilee flags. Devoid of sponsorship logos and sometimes home-made, Lord Coe insisted the wilful use of a non-Olympic...

"Further ado" delays wedding reception speeches. 2
nickb 3 years
Benefit cheats urged to becomes baronesses to escape prosecution 0
roybland 3 years

Benefit cheats may be able to argue that they 'overlooked' payments they shouldn't have claimed if they have a title such as 'baroness', according to a Tory think tank. 'Single mothers who are...

Phew! Sunshine threat to Jubilee celebrations lifted 0
roybland 3 years

Fears that wall-to-wall sunshine might dampen the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations have been lifted with the Met Office forecasting plenty of good Bank Holiday rain until Tuesday. Millions of...

Major League Baseball blame UK for bunting shortage. 0
weematt 3 years
Man reads Chinese Takeaway menu out loud without parody of Chinese accent 9
dvo4fun 3 years
"Testosterone fuelled fuel" to go on sale in UK petrol stations 2
nickb 3 years

The world's first automotive fuel to have a testosterone additive will go on sale on British forecourts this Autumn. "This isn't just a gimmick," said Mike Adams of the Fuel Retailers Association. ...

German family from Windsor enjoy 4 day holiday of a lifetime with Royalty Card 1
ronseal 3 years

Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and her husband Philip are enjoying the ultimate holiday, a four day national celebration with flybys, floatillas and fawning on an unprecedented level - after amassing sixty...

God shown saving Queen in royal home movie. C of E claims heavenly endorsement 1
nickb 3 years

BBC releases "holy" video shot by Prince Charles. Palace claims: God really did save the Queen. News that the Britain’s official deity intervened to save the life of the head of His church...

Doctor of Homeopathy cures patients with just 2 words 6
Sinnick 3 years

[from University of Rufford, perhaps ?]...

Nazi ban is Political Correctness Gone Mad say callers to Radio Ukraine phone in 1
ronseal 3 years

"Monkey noise is just harmless joke, some of my best friends are blackies," complained Igor, from Kharkiv, as the switchboard lit up during the Ivan and Katya breakfast hour on Radio Ukraine...

Whether outlook - continued reign. 1
Maverick 3 years
Alliteration Association appoints administrators after accountants advise action 10
bonjonelson 3 years
Tetley's looking forward to Double Diamond Jubilee. 0
Maverick 3 years
Shock as Memo leaked 0
Bismarck 3 years

The Westminster village was reeling today after the shock leaking of a government memo warning that "They could not keep the fact that Michael Gove is a waxwork from the British public indefinitely."...

Man found Alive on Eastbourne Beach 0
Bismarck 3 years

Police were today investigating the discovery of a live man on Eastbourne Beach. One resident of the town who did not want to be named said "It's not the sort of thing we expect to happen here."...