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W1A Not Longest Licence Fee Suicide Note in History.

BBC not worried survey shows 80% of people think W1A is factual...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 8:51am
Dun Dunkin
Labour Deny that Working People Like Beer And Bingo

Just how out-of-touch [i]are[/i] Labour nowadays?...

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Titus 20.03.14 8:23am
Titus
Crimea pays. 1
Ironduke 20.03.14 8:21am
Titus
Ugly rumour about football star's wife "tale dogging WAG" 1
sydalg 20.03.14 8:15am
Titus
Chancellor Universally Condemned For Introducing Popular Budget

"Not fair!" say opposition parties...

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Titus 20.03.14 8:11am
Titus
Southern Ocean object identified as a "downed UFO". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.03.14 8:08am
Al OPecia
Crimea repossessed for not paying gas bill.

Wait till they see the charge of the light brigade...

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Maverick 20.03.14 8:05am
Titus
yes

and isn't it annoying when the sub [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=73852]is a hyperlink?[/url]...

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Squudge 20.03.14 7:51am
Gerontius
Australia confident that finding debris of missing MH370 will be plane sailing. 0
irreverendJ 20.03.14 5:30am
irreverendJ
Ryan Air to charge for privelage of charging you 0
Dumbnews 20.03.14 3:01am
Dumbnews
Crimewatch Reporting Error - Public Now Looking for a Hunchback

This evening Police requested information about a five door car seen near an incident. Unfortunately the announcer was rather indistinct, church wardens are now experiencing unexpected visits...

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Rumour Control 19.03.14 11:34pm
Rumour Control
Inventor of "Mad Libs" was reported last night to be ______ and ______ 2
AReader 19.03.14 11:11pm
AReader
New shape pound coin designed to be used as a sex toy says Osborne. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.03.14 9:28pm
dominic_mcg
Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego

As the MtGox Exchange files for bankruptcy, virtual investors have been frantically looking for an alternative currency that could provide the twin qualities of stability and an ever present threat...

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Wrenfoe 19.03.14 8:29pm
Squudge
WW1 commemorations "now going too far" says Belgian Legion 1
Ref Minor 19.03.14 8:09pm
Underconstruction
New Met Office Supercomputer Can Analyse 1,000 Chicken Entrails per Second

The Met Office has announced its most powerful supercomputer yet – and it’s a world-beater. “The Americans have one with a slightly greater capacity”, explained Dr Tom Bell, “but theirs...

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deceangli 19.03.14 8:00pm
throngsman
Osborne to Tax Dark Matter

George Osborne denied today that he has lost the plot, whilst announcing a 3% tax on Dark Matter. “ The Conservative Party is committed to making sure that hard work pays. Dark matter doesn’t...

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deceangli 19.03.14 7:58pm
deceangli
'Crimea river' joke first told by Lord Raglan

Historians have discovered that the recently much told 'Crimea river' joke was originally made by Lord Raglan at the Battle of Balaclava. Unfortunately his men did not find it funny as the song,...

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Sexton A Blake 19.03.14 6:33pm
Sexton A Blake
NASA designing new surfboard for gravity waves. 0
Maverick 19.03.14 6:05pm
Maverick
Crimea: European Nations And US Get Together And Threaten Synchronised Tutting

All together now...

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Titus 19.03.14 5:19pm
Underconstruction
Scottish pound coin must remain round if Salmond's face is to appear on it

The Head of the Scottish Mint, Malcy McMinty has warned that Scottish pounds coins will need to remain round, if Premier Alec Salmond's head is to be properly appear on them., Test batches of the...

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Underconstruction 19.03.14 5:12pm
Underconstruction
Scotland to get old £1 coins after independence.

Treasury officials have finally given their approval for a plan to allow an independent Scotland to retain a shared currency with the rest of the United Kingdom - all stocks of the current £1 coin...

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bonjonelson 19.03.14 4:52pm
bonjonelson
Katie Price announces new threepenny bits

More to follow...

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apepper 19.03.14 4:29pm
apepper
Cold war fears grow as Scotland annexes Isle of Wight

For centuries, England and Scotland lived together in an uneasy union until Scotland finally won its independence. Now, the two countries are at loggerheads over the barren, windswept Isle of Wight,...

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Oxbridge 19.03.14 4:21pm
Titus
British coin rolling association furious over new £1 design 0
Bigglesworth 19.03.14 4:19pm
Bigglesworth
Pound now in great shape according to Osbourne 1
Underconstruction 19.03.14 4:17pm
Titus
Pistorius Trial Latest: "It was the no legged man!" Claims Dr R.Kimble 1
Bigglesworth 19.03.14 4:08pm
Underconstruction
Co-pilot of missing aircraft "counted to 100" just before flight disappeared 0
Underconstruction 19.03.14 3:52pm
Underconstruction
Parents of missing twin sue police over loss of increased childcare allowance

"This is costing us thousands" sobbed tearful mother Chardonnay Rose, as the third anniversary of their son's disappearance passed with no word of his whereabouts., "Somebody, somewhere must know...

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Underconstruction 19.03.14 3:42pm
Underconstruction
Norfolk's 'Man From UNCLE' may be from uncle's brother 0
Underconstruction 19.03.14 3:32pm
Underconstruction