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Ken Dodd Definitely Barred From Taking Part In........ 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years
Greenland to enter beach volley ball teams into Olympics 0
stevebrdfd 3 years

Not to be out done by Turkmenistan who today have announced their goal of setting up a national ice hockey league, Greenlands sport minister Noggin.T.Nog has decided to enter male and female beach...

Samantha Brick to launch new range of mirrors. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Comedians refuse to perform on anniversary of death of Alan Davies' career. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Next Tuesday, up and down the country, regional theatres, Jongleur clubs and upper rooms in bars will fall silent in commemoration of the death of Alan Davies' career on Tuesday the tenth of April. ...

Grand National organisers promise “humane treatment" for injured jockeys 0
grumblechops 3 years

Organisers of the Winalot Grand National today promised an end to the scenes of desperate suffering which last year blighted the nation’s favourite exhibition of high-speed horse mangling, by...

Archive shows lisping Titanic designer told to think the unthinkable. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years
ITV’s Loose Women sue producer of Angry Birds TV show for copyright infringement 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Electronic polling booths to use predictive text algorithms 4
simonjmr 3 years

The Electoral Commission today has announced that from 2014 polling stations across the UK will start using "electronic" polling booths. The May 2014 local elections will be the first to use the...

Apple to launch new Beer Googles App for the iphone. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

For the first time you will have access, at your finger tips, to more unintelligible, irrelevant and down right offensive information and opinions than you will ever need on an average night out at...

FOR SALE - silver tabby 'Gorgeous George' 1
woodymellor 3 years

Surly disposition, but can be enticed with saucers of cream and crude oil. May need to be microchipped due to tendency to stray. Loving ethnic enclave sought. (Canadians need not apply)...

Ken Barlow sues William Roache for defamation of character 1
Yikes 3 years

Still smarting from William Roache’s revelation that he slept with over 1,000 woman, Ken Barlow has counter-attacked by suing for defamation of character. Documents filed last week in the...

Historians at loss to understand why people give a toss about the Titanic 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Man of the people Milliband admits he eats his Pot Noodle "al dente". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Woman’s life in ruins after bus passengers see her in living room 6
Oxbridge 3 years

It was only a five-second lapse in concentration but it was enough to ruin 48 years of hard work. For in the five seconds between opening the curtains and realising the problem, Joan Bonsall, 72, it...

Rich excused from paying tax as they buy a poppy every year. 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Retraction: Facebook Have Bought Out Instagram, Not Islam As Originally Reported 1
Textbook 3 years
S**t a Brick 7
LJN1 3 years

Reading the Daily Mail 'There are downsides to looking this pretty' article by Samantha Brick a few days ago, my first thought was ‘this has to be a joke.’ A late April Fool prank. And a damn...

Depressive Batman dons his futility belt 1
cinquecento 3 years
Osborne admits "I do talk total bollocks pretty much all the time" 3
Scroat 3 years

Tantamount to an admission of guilt...

"It is what it is" Spanish lessons reduced to just saying S O C K S 0
simonjmr 3 years
Samantha Brick extradited to France for inciting hate crimes against herself 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Vinnie Jones CPR TV commercial ‘grabs viewers by the balls’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Missile launch thwarted after North Korean tanker drivers strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Children in care numbers rise as parents become more aware of the option 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Parents joy as court rules Zhu Zhu Hamsters can be extradited to US. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
PM "Shocked" to find George Osborne is Chancellor 0
apepper 3 years

Prime Minister, David Cameron said he was "shocked" to discover that George Osborne is Chancellor of the Exchequer. "I thought he was a chum from school on a visit, I had no idea he had an official...

G.O.L.D. TV's election debate to feature Ashdown, Kinnock and Thatcher. 8
Stan 3 years
Straw Poll Suggests... 0
Chindle 3 years

Straw Poll Suggests Eastern European Remakes of Worzel Gummidge Can Be Successfully Renamed...

Kim Jong Un declares historic and unprecedented 'pasty tax' victory! 0
Imaginary Monster or am I 3 years

In a (yawningly) amazing ststement, North Korea have stunningly claimed a monumental victory over Britain's Posh Millionaire David Cameron. Best leader in the world ever, ever, ever Kim Jong Ungry...

Ho's pipe ban 'could have saved Whitney' 6
cinquecento 3 years