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One of the Keith Campbells who cloned Dolly the Sheep dies

One of the five-hundred and seventy-eight thousand-million Keith Campbells whose pioneering research resulted in the cloning of Dolly the Sheep has died. There have been occasional rumours of human...

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apepper 14.10.12 10:07pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Assange turns himself in as Savile seeks asylum in embassy

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange voluntarily handed himself over to the police this morning after 122 days spent in the Ecudorean embassy. The surprise move followed fast-moving events over the last...

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pinxit 13.10.12 10:40am
pinxit
New RSPB signature tune described as a "Corncrake jingle"

Are crap puns allowed in Neat-o rules?...

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beau-jolly 12.10.12 3:57pm
Squudge
Armstrong "went postal" over doping claims 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:32pm
Scroat
Mars Rover finds top of ancient pyramid. "No comment" states Egyptian PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19923118...

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12.10.12 4:10pm
Squudge
Building collapses after premix concrete bungle 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:06pm
Scroat
Faster rainforest clear cutting paves the way for increase in Aggregate profits 1
charlies_hat 12.10.12 6:20pm
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Paedo banker cum MP exposed as a Radio 1 DJ 0
ronseal 12.10.12 1:35pm
ronseal
Ageing gorilla says "Attenborough wanted us to romp with him" 0
Drylaw 12.10.12 1:13pm
Drylaw
Hospitals warn of shampoo bottle in shower danger

A spate of hospital admissions of people with shampoo bottles wedged up their anus has led to a public warning about the danger posed by taking shampoo bottles and soap into the shower. “Every...

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Yikes 12.10.12 1:22pm
Yikes
Celebrity plaque removed from Bradford takeaway 0
medici2471 12.10.12 12:59pm
medici2471
Athens Riots As ECB Refuses To Hand Over Greek Share Of Nobel Prize Money 0
Nowherefast 12.10.12 12:49pm
Nowherefast
Banks to introduce Novelty Sized Chip&Pin Cards to speed up donations

It is hoped that the introduction of new 'Novelty-Sized' Chip & Pin cards will shave up to four working days off charitable donations. Donors are assured that the new card will reduce queues at...

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gaijintendo 12.03.14 11:32am
gaijintendo
Armstrong admits he dropped a bollock. 0
Lucy4 12.10.12 11:03am
Lucy4
USA awarded Nobel peace prize for saving Europe from tyranny. Twice.

., Cat, check. Pigeons. Check...

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sigmund 13.10.12 8:26pm
arthurminnit
Krankies under investigation after revelations that they married in the 70's 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 10:47am
simonjmr
Nobel peace prize corruption allegations

Critics have claimed that Jim fixed it for EU and EU and EU, (Ba pa Baaaah Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba pa Baaaaaaa!) sorry...

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moanygit 12.10.12 10:34am
moanygit
BBC radio 1 employees report Mother Teresa heroin dealing

Several prominent BBC TV and Radio presenters have spoken of witnessing crack and heroin dealing in the 1970’s and 80’s by Mother Teresa of Calcutta. Although she died in 1997, and now cannot...

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charlies_hat 15.10.12 7:20am
Perks
Michael Barrymore’s approval ratings soar

Recent reshuffling of the celebrity shame-list has resulted in Barrymore (75) lurching back into the ‘family safe zone’. “On reflection” said one ITV Chief “Barrymore’s behaviour, on...

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Newsquelch 12.10.12 3:29pm
Newsquelch
Badger refugees force closure of M5 and Severn Bridge

Sections of the M5 and the Severn Bridge were shut last night as thousands of badger refugees fled in convoy from villages in Gloucestershire and Somerset over the border to Wales. Badgers from both...

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Dick Everyman 13.10.12 4:16pm
4ty2
Shock as Sue Pollard refuses to attend envelope opening 0
vertical 12.10.12 9:37am
vertical
Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Third Reich 0
Old Hat 12.10.12 9:36am
Old Hat
Biden sets Ryan's pants on fire to prove he is a liar liar 0
Hooch 12.10.12 9:32am
Hooch
Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

In a further blow to his reputation, Lance Armstrong was today found to have tested positive for bullshit after denying the extensive allegations of cheating made against him by the US Anti-Doping...

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Long Distance Clara 12.10.12 9:15am
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Cheap Skate Cameron Orders British Gas To Introduce Fun Runs For The Elderly....

This winter. Sick and lame next?...

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 7:38am
Jesse Bigg
Lance Armstrong admits defeat: "it’s hard to pedal with feet of clay”... 0
Tripod 12.10.12 6:39am
Tripod
USADA strip Fab Four of No.1 hit records

In a move that has shocked the show business world, the USADA have today stripped The Beatles of all of their number one hits. A USADA spokesman presented a 100 page report which he said proved...

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Hong Kong Phooey 12.10.12 8:36am
Sinnick
Survivalists Threaten Strike Action over Health and Safety Issues

British Survivalists are said at the end of their snare line about recent laws and Health and Safety regulations which they say are making their lifestyle choice unsustainable. Spokesman for the...

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Quaz 12.10.12 1:29am
Quaz
'Restaurant whisky toddler' treated for bourbon and single malted milk addiction 3
charlies_hat 11.10.12 10:01pm
Sir Lupus
Man manages to walk past Ann Summers without feeling like a sex offender

In what is thought to be the first recorded case of its kind, a single, male member of the human race today finally succeeded in traversing the frontage of an Ann Summers shop without experiencing...

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jamsieoconnor 12.10.12 1:15pm
Gerontius