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Brangelina rename themsleves 'Ngelina'

More adaptations of jokes doing the rounds soon...

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Oxbridge 17.05.13 12:17pm
rickwestwell
Fury in Scunthorpe as residents oppose Waitrose opening, give us a Lidl campaign 0
simonjmr 17.05.13 11:27am
simonjmr
Ice cream sales plummet as hard-of-hearing Syrian pilot bombs Calippo

More to follow...

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brianflan 17.05.13 11:08am
brianflan
Beckham retirement designed to distract from wife's shite musical closing 0
topfotogmw 17.05.13 10:57am
topfotogmw
Facebook man feels ‘cheated’ as his ‘like’ doesn’t save child from cancer death.

A Taunton man felt a little deceived today when he discovered that the girl he ‘liked’ in the group ‘1 million likes for my daughter to beat cancer’, died. Mark Pye, a 48 year old road...

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brianflan 17.05.13 10:56am
brianflan
Ocado agrees to transform Fireservice: Delivering bottled water to your door

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Wrenfoe 17.05.13 10:53am
monkeyrepublic
INTERNATIONAL NEWS: Russia ships weapons to Syria…and coals to Newcastle.

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Wrenfoe 17.05.13 10:39am
Wrenfoe
SAS Bust Echidna Scam

Out of work special effects make up artist Mark Pye was yesterday busted in an elaborate sting when trying to sell garden hedgehogs as rare and valuable Australian Echidnas. In a combined operation...

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brianflan 17.05.13 10:27am
brianflan
Liverpool fan, Benitez, cheekily celebrates with Chelsea players

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Wrenfoe 17.05.13 10:26am
Wrenfoe
Hyundai oil “A message from God.”

The owners of a 2006 Hyundai Getz have claimed strange things happen to their car, as tens-of-thousands of true believers flock there to see what it is. Owners Cherry and Mark Pye claim the miracles...

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brianflan 17.05.13 10:20am
brianflan
Gok Wan to head fire service transformation

The government revealed today that celebrity style guru Gok Wan will be overseeing the transformation of the fire service in England and Wales. Mr Wan told reporters today of his plans for a radical...

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Scronnyglonkle 17.05.13 10:15am
brianflan
Morrisons' home deliveries to be made by a fleet of Trabants

Announcing their online grocery delivery service, Morrisons today said that their goods will be delivered in a fleet of old East German Trabants. Spokesperson Alison Horsman said: 'It is important...

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John Wiltshire 17.05.13 10:11am
brianflan
Iron Man 4 to be Cannes opener next year 4
Bertrand Twisted 17.05.13 9:57am
Oxbridge
Crack anti bigotry troops threaten lone man they suspect of being small minded

Scottish Nationalists were cock a hoop last night after fifteen of their crack troops found a small middle aged man in a pub, threatened him with violence and told him to go back to his country....

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ronseal 17.05.13 8:50am
Wrenfoe
Fugitive jazz saxophonist decides it time to face the music

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brianflan 17.05.13 8:46am
brianflan
British Youths “Not on Enough Drugs”

British Prime Minister David Cameron held an emergency meeting at Downing Street today to address startling statistics that show a dwindling numbers of teens and young adults who turn to recreational...

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mileslloyd 17.05.13 7:49am
Wrenfoe
Retiring Beckham declared "national treasure" - police already on the alert

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Wrenfoe 17.05.13 6:53am
Wrenfoe
Scotland welcomes UKIP's wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie 0
Dick Everyman 16.05.13 10:21pm
Dick Everyman
Porsche admit defeat and change name to "Porsch" 4
sredni vashta 16.05.13 9:53pm
brianflan
Man does something else

A man who was doing something decided to stop doing it, in favour of doing something else. “I just lost interest,” said Bryn Smythe (37) from Hull. “I don’t know why. Suddenly the task I...

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nickb 16.05.13 9:50pm
brianflan
Beckham retirement not linked to hair loss 0
custard cream 16.05.13 9:46pm
custard cream
Ted can't hear you.

Ho-de-oh dear...

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wallster 16.05.13 9:23pm
wallster
Beckhham PR wonk fits pentasyllabic word "opportunity" into retirement statement

"If you had told me as a young boy I would have" : 12 monosyllables in succession should give his brain a chance to recover, the wonk added., I have had him practising with the grabber I came up...

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scribbler 16.05.13 8:47pm
scribbler
Growing evidence that retirement "leads to death". More soon. 9
Al OPecia 16.05.13 8:28pm
FlashArry
Beckham and Fergusson will seek to bring order to the galaxy. 0
sredni vashta 16.05.13 7:55pm
sredni vashta
Clerical error results in Lulu becoming compulsory in South African Universities

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Wrenfoe 16.05.13 7:53pm
sredni vashta
Beckham retires from football and re-signs for LA Galaxy 5
Backup Brian 16.05.13 7:20pm
The All New Jeni B
Labour deemed "unfit for work" by ATOS. More soon.

In the interest of balance...

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Al OPecia 16.05.13 7:04pm
Al OPecia
Scout Master told by Priest "you're not the only one without friends, you know". 0
Al OPecia 16.05.13 7:02pm
Al OPecia
Coalition Government deemed "unfit for work" by ATOS. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.05.13 6:43pm
Al OPecia