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The government's secret plan to rehabilitate prisoners revealed. 2
fuzzy 3 years

The governments secret plan to rehabilitate prisoner was revealed last night when, Oliver Letwin known as "brains" by other cabinet members, mistakenly left a secret government briefing paper in a...

UK firework displays provide much needed boost to Chinese economy 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Caddie escapes punishment, Woods confirms "My ass is in fact black" 0
medici2471 3 years
Most Scottish Tories "not sure what lesbians actually do" 6
nickb 3 years

Despite electing Britain's first openly gay female political leader, three out of the four Scottish Conservative party members say they are ignorant about the lives of lesbians. In an unusually...

Metropolitan Police finally shoot someone nobody likes 1
gaijintendo 3 years

"It has taken years of hard work" said Jim McBoabie, "but we think we got away with it this time"...

Stavros Flatley deny responsibity for Greek and Irish debt crisis 0
antharrison 3 years
English pilot 'ejaculated over North Sea' say Deutsche Coastguard 0
vertical 3 years

ein mekanical gerfunken, it voss difikult to undershtend ja...

Jimmy Savile's body lying in a state. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ferguson: '25 years? There's at least another 2 years left plus stoppage time... 1
ianslat 3 years

by my watch'...

Joe Frazier regrets Smokin' 0
arthurminnit 3 years
Trip Advisor to review hallucinogenic drugs 4
nickb 3 years

Like, more soon...

13 year old shot dead copying CD, as armed guards stop piracy 7
Perks 3 years
Nigerian Ex-minister caught with large sum of Cash 4
reforse 3 years

Nigerian Ex Finance Minister Colonel Ukwe Unchogo was today caught trying to board British Airways flight BA4235 to Heathrow today at Lagos airport with over two hundred million US Dollars in cash in...

Israeli and Palestinian rocket displays receive mixed reaction 1
Le Creuset Fiend 3 years

More for the forseeable future (Surely this must have been done before?)...

Darth Vader Joins Fathers for Justice 22
Quaz 3 years

The organisation “Fathers for Justice” gained a high profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with...

NewsBiscuit to change name to News Cake for improved tax status. 1
godly1966 3 years

It worked for McVities...

Greece to become bronze age theme park... 0
Immunis 3 years

'It was all going well for us until iron and Italy were discovered' says PM. The Greek parliament will soon be announcing their plans to drop out of the Euro, the EC and post industrial life with a...

Old Trafford Marks 25 Years Service by Opening "The Referees Association Stand" 2
Mathna 3 years
Archbishop who lives in a palace criticises top executives... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

for ‘taking a lot of money for doing nothing’...

Tyre on a rope named in Rooney's honour 2
beau-jolly 3 years
Robin Hood tax opposed by Friar Tuck 1
nickb 3 years
Ex Kwiksave worker now painting road signs 1
beau-jolly 3 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56478000/jpg/_56478954_keepklear-firestation.jpg...

John Terry leaves Chelsea to become Tiger Wood's new caddie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Downton Abbey to change name for third series 0
victimms 3 years

Popular ITV1 drama Downton Abbey will see significant changes when it returns next year for its third series. Due to the growing demand for its Sunday night time slot the turn of the century drama...

Bonfire night to be scrapped due to inciting religious intolerance 0
simonjmr 3 years
Budget Deficit ' Killed Off' With Mandatory Euthanasia Policy 0
Perks 3 years

As the leaders of countries around the world try to figure out the answer to their financial problems, David Cameron has announced his latest initiative to help curb public spending, with the release...

Julian Assange finally has plastic surgery to look like V 0
simonjmr 3 years
Johnny Depp in Eastenders Shocker! 4
arthurminnit 3 years

hot on the heels of the nations favourite soap opera taking on oscar nominated robert vaughan (45), most famous as mr waverley in the 1960's james bond spoof "get smart", Eastenders has shocked the...

Middle East tense as Brown asks Blair: "When are you resigning as peace envoy?" 4
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Governments in the Middle East and around the world are said to be 'tense and concerned' after Gordon Brown approached Tony Blair at the weekend and asked: "when are you resigning as peace envoy?"...

Literal man ignores discount coupon ... 3
Kramaring 3 years