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Mr Mumford disowns sons for dust bowl dancing on the thistle and weeds!!! 0
rusjonew 3 years

Sons are reportedly hiding in the cave near the family shop. more soon...

Essex Police hunt for large predatory loin ended as Katie Price is apprehended. 0
pinxit 3 years
Lance Armstrong denies peddling accusations 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Scottish Catholics oppose gay gordons 1
apepper 3 years

Priests in 500 Roman Catholic churches throughout Scotland today read out a letter opposing any dances which are performed in a circle and include whooping. The Bishop of Motherwell explained;...

Ofqual denies anything wrong with GDSE results. 0
Boutros 3 years
Homeless Dyslexic Man Takes 'carp' in Toilet 1
AngryGammon 3 years
South African Police Kill Everybody 9
Jonny Shlep 3 years

News was emerging last night that following fast on the heels of the slaying of 34 miners by South African police at the Mariken platinum mine near Johannesburg last week further heavy handed tactics...

Cynical man confused after reading "don't believe everything you read" 0
quango 3 years
Egyptian cotton consortium greenlights "Freedom Fibre" re-branding. 1
rikkor 3 years
Michael Gove 'to become more difficult' warns Cameron 0
nickb 3 years
Prince Harry Axed From Paralympic Dwarf Tossing Squad 4
3 years

Prince Harry was unceremoniously dumped from the GB Paralympic Dwarf Tossing team today, moments after news of his Las Vegas pool table striptease reached team captain, Mike Tindall at the...

Assange subscribes to LoveFilm after exhausting Embassy video library. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

Bourne Trilogy top of list...

Harley Davidson releases new mobility scooter - the "Fat Bastard". 1
Maverick 3 years
Sandi Thom sacked by Coventry. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Queen Gives Harry A Dressing Gown 1
3 years
Americas pass Assange Motion - similar to results of a madras says minister... 0
ironbridgeboy 3 years

No more soon...

Newsbiscuit writer equals Lance Armstrong's Tour de France victories 0
tedweasel 3 years

It's been my lifetime ambition and all the hard work was well worth it...

Tour de Moon winner Armstrong gives up fight on space-enhancing drugs 1
antharrison 3 years
Clangers announce a 1/27th of a day of mourning. 1
Lucy4 3 years
Armstrong to be stripped of moon landing title 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Even More CEO Jokes- (Why Are They Such A Source Of Inspiration?] 0
3 years

CEO JOKES 3- WHY DO THEY SEEM TO BE AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF MATERIAL? What is the difference between a CEO and a vulture? Vultures fly and al least have the decency to wait until you die to eat you.,...

Breakthrough for science as Moon gains its first ghost. 2
ricky33 3 years

(There's a joke in there somewhere.)...

USA cycle authorities revoke Lance Armstrong's cancer cure 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon. Hmm. May be a sub in there...

Now we'll never know what he actually said. RIP Neil Armstrong. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
“What Do you Think You’re Doing?” to rival TV's “Who Do You Think You are?” 5
nickb 3 years

A new Channel 5 show aimed at taking on the UK’s favourite genealogy programme will reveal more of celebrities’ personal lives by creeping up when they least expect it, and asking the very...

Minor, 'Stay-At-Home Joke Writer, Hits The Jackpot....... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.On a Bank Holiday. Yippee!...

Harry Admits....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"Just taking the pee out of the struggling masses, back home."...

Something Stupid..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Naive acrobat balances on washing line to dial out to a mate...

Sun editor claims "publishing naked pics of Prince Harry in the pubic interest" 0
JohnA 3 years

More hypocrisy soon (hat-tip MrQ)...

Customers puzzled by "The Only Classical Album You'll Ever Need, Volume 2" 8
Smart Alex 3 years