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United Utillities to be investigated over Waterboarding claims

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Scronnyglonkle 14.05.13 7:01am
Scronnyglonkle
Vicky Pryce's new book to be ghostwritten

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Wrenfoe 14.05.13 6:55am
Wrenfoe
Mini-roundabout Mexican stand-off reaches third day

The drivers of three Nissan Micras who have all been giving way to each other at a mini-roundabout in Weston-Super-Mare have been given emergency rations by concerned locals as their stand-off passes...

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ianslat 14.05.13 6:45am
Yikes
Miliband pledge: "I'll be tough on Europe & tough on the sauces of Europe”

With the Tories split on Europe even wider than a Moulin Rouge chorus line dancing the can-can, Labour supremo, Ed Miliband, is about to announce a raft of hardline election pledges. In a speech to...

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Lenny Bee 13.05.13 9:36pm
Al OPecia
Fall in overall crime rate claim challenged

Despite the local Constabulary's insistence that the overall crime rate has fallen over the last 12 months, a group of Derbyshire villagers believe that thefts are actually increasing. 'I bought...

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Paddywack 13.05.13 9:29pm
Paddywack
Daily Mail demands state funeral for Sir Alec 0
baron la croix 13.05.13 8:14pm
baron la croix
Major to advise Cameron:

"Don't let the bastards get you down"...

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brd888 13.05.13 7:24pm
brd888
Apathetic referee couldn't give a toss

hat tip to sredni...

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weematt 13.05.13 6:15pm
sredni vashta
On the seventh day God rested, as the 3D printer was out of toner says Bible 2.0 12
ronseal 13.05.13 6:05pm
Flotsam
Obama urges Cameron to remind him who he is. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.05.13 5:35pm
Al OPecia
Nine on Wales book of the year awards list

That's 7 colouring books, one pop up and a "How to escape to England" guide then?...

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irreverendJ 13.05.13 4:14pm
irreverendJ
Dr Who end of series spoiler alert....it'll be shite as usual 0
irreverendJ 13.05.13 4:12pm
irreverendJ
Convicted Star Trek fanatic given life. 13
sredni vashta 13.05.13 4:08pm
Skylarking
Coronavirus linked to James Corden

The World Health Organization has said it is closely monitoring the spread of James Corden throughout the globe. The Global Alert and Response (GAR) system has already been activated in reaction to...

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Wrenfoe 13.05.13 4:00pm
Wrenfoe
U.S. Dr Who fans leak spoiler: "He is not a real doctor"

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Wrenfoe 13.05.13 3:57pm
Wrenfoe
Teacher has bag stolen - Police say it's a textbook case. 1
The Nage 13.05.13 3:25pm
beau-jolly
Huhne ex claims she served his sentence for him.

Hat tip to Titus...

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MADJEZ 13.05.13 3:06pm
Sinnick
NHS fury as X-ray glasses turn out to be useless

NHS managers are considering legal action over the purchase of hundreds of thousands of pairs of, so called, X-ray glasses. "When we saw the advert in the back of a comic book, they seemed ideal for...

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apepper 13.05.13 2:18pm
Golgo13
“Rancid doormat syndrome” could be eradicated by postal spam filter.

It is a sad sign of the times. You return home from a longish holiday, only to find postal spam - much of it old and rotting – covering your doormat. Much of the decomposing meat product will...

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nickb 13.05.13 1:07pm
nickb
Real Ken Barlow melted by mistake...

as caretaker of Madame Tussaud's unable to distinguish between waxwork model and actor...

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irreverendJ 13.05.13 12:37pm
irreverendJ
Religious Equestrian Competitor becomes Seventh Day Eventist 1
Scronnyglonkle 13.05.13 11:52am
irreverendJ
Wigan manager to be given a shot at bank regulation.

George Osborne hopeful that something will turn up at the last minute...

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deskpilot3 13.05.13 11:38am
deskpilot3
Gove updates National Curriculum to include EU exit options. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 13.05.13 11:35am
deskpilot3
New Homeless Tax

Homeless people will now be expected to pay for any extra room they may have, it has been announced., ‘It this time of austerity it is vital that every person pull their weight and that includes...

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Hooch 13.05.13 11:27am
Hooch
Severely imprisoned murderer seeks 'right to escape'

Dave Wills, a 46-year-old murderer with 'locked up' syndrome, will today seek a judicial review into his right to escape. 'Life has become a living hell for me,' said the killer. 'I completely lack...

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Bravenewmalden 13.05.13 10:31am
Golgo13
Lord Alan Fergie - A Footballing Illness

On a sunny April day I had been invited to the home of former football manager Lord Alan Fergie, for what would be a frank and honest assessment of the Lords career – A step back in time. Where for...

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christobinsings 13.05.13 9:50am
Oxbridge
Michael Gove to predict the lottery LIVE

Following on from his unprecedented run of success in accurately predicting what this nation needs, the Secretary of State will reveal the winning lottery numbers a WHOLE week before they are...

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Wrenfoe 13.05.13 9:42am
Wrenfoe
Apathetic football club signs Thierry Ennui. 6
sredni vashta 13.05.13 9:19am
Titus
Chris Huhne drives away from prison... very slowly. 1
MADJEZ 13.05.13 8:58am
Titus
BBC confirms Pointless Celebrities is not a documentary 1
custard cream 13.05.13 8:50am
sillybugger