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New Iran PM Hassan Rouhani 'unlikely to legalise gay marriage' 0
custard cream 17.06.13 6:44pm
custard cream
Safety Rules Make Suicide Bombers Label Their Rucksacks "Danger - Explosives"

"We wouldn't want an accident to injure someoneone" said a concerned Health-and-Safety official...

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Titus 17.06.13 6:21pm
Arthur
Charles Saatchi proves there is such a thing as bad publicity 1
Sinnick 17.06.13 6:15pm
Arthur
Badly constructed brick wall "unlikely to keep water out". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 17.06.13 6:01pm
Arthur
Revealed: Hassan Rouhani Is A Partick Thistle Supporter 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 17.06.13 5:37pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Trendy start-up company rejects any applicant without a tattoo 0
Dumbnews 17.06.13 5:19pm
Dumbnews
I'd have preferred the tangerine, admits Nigella 0
medici2471 17.06.13 5:09pm
medici2471
Angelina Jolie 1
medici2471 17.06.13 5:08pm
Sinnick
Expectations fall as Alexander Armstrong invited to attend G8 summit 6
medici2471 17.06.13 4:25pm
sillybugger
Neat-O

Bags I trumps ...

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Arthur 17.06.13 4:14pm
Arthur
Gallery owner framed hanging celebrity chef in restaurant 3
Arthur 17.06.13 4:08pm
Arthur
All suspected terrorists to wear high-visibility vests

A recent trial in Manchester that forced all citizens suspected of terrorist activity, or conspiracy to commit terrorist offences, to wear high-visibility jackets has now been rolled out nationwide....

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NorthernGravy 17.06.13 3:43pm
NorthernGravy
Jeremy Clarkson

Quite easy to write a neat-o...

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Sinnick 17.06.13 3:42pm
Sinnick
Stuart Hall plays joker - gets term reduced to 4 months. 2
raudus 17.06.13 3:40pm
Sinnick
Balls

thought I'd try a neat-o...

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Sinnick 17.06.13 3:36pm
Sinnick
Richard III descendants appoint Leicester car park attendant as bodyguard 4
Arthur 17.06.13 3:26pm
Arthur
Saatchi pressures wife for stanglewank, demonstrates technique. 0
MADJEZ 17.06.13 3:25pm
MADJEZ
Up to six people now feared to have seen latest Danny Dyer film.

No more soon...

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sredni vashta 17.06.13 3:21pm
sredni vashta
Glen Miller Releases New Record In Attempt To Upstage Black Sabbath Comeback 0
Titus 17.06.13 2:59pm
Titus
Traditional Lancashire folk group pens song about the future

Traditional Lancashire folk group ‘The Ferret’s Hot Pot’ has delighted its audience by releasing a song which does not hark back to the ‘Good olds days’ of cotton mills, TB, coal mine...

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antharrison 17.06.13 2:48pm
Wrenfoe
"Everything all right for you good people?" Waiter strangled by Saatchi 0
Drylaw 17.06.13 2:46pm
Drylaw
Nigella was just feeling a bit choked.

More tiffs soon...

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MADJEZ 17.06.13 2:20pm
MADJEZ
EU rules Wimbledon discriminates against breast men. 1
No Beard 17.06.13 2:01pm
Wrenfoe
Club-footed ballerina faces redundancy...

after being told she is "pointless"...

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NewBiscuit 17.06.13 1:16pm
NewBiscuit
Albert DeSalvo confession amounted to 'playful tiff' claims biographer 0
medici2471 17.06.13 1:08pm
medici2471
Britain To Ask Syrian Rebels "Are You Goodies or Baddies?" Before Arming Them 3
Titus 17.06.13 12:46pm
Arthur
Ringo accused of sinking Yellow Duckmarine in publicity stunt for new book

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/jun/11/ringo-starr-octopus-s-garden-childrens-book]I'd like to be under the sea [/url]...

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Midfield Diamond 17.06.13 12:43pm
Midfield Diamond
Stuart Hall gets 15 months...not quite the knockout we were hoping for 0
irreverendJ 17.06.13 12:32pm
irreverendJ
Stuart Hall to be played 24 7 sound loop of own laughter while in prison.

Moor soon. Whilst a man dressed as a giant foam plum falls about in the corner I expect...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 17.06.13 12:23pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
NewsBiscuit Exclusive: Pointless joke wins Neat-O competition 0
Arthur 17.06.13 12:20pm
Arthur