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| Barclays Boss increases Bonus pot to £5.2 billion. Cuts 7000 jobs in uk Rents atomic space commode to ascend to stratosphere and dump on rest of humanity.,
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blokefromstoke |
11.02.14 9:40am
blokefromstoke |
| Giraffe Genes To Be Distributed In Future Flood Plans Danes' late change of heart "too late for some". More breeding soon... |
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BewsNiscuit |
11.02.14 9:34am
BewsNiscuit |
| Norwich City players celebrate goal with high sixes |
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Oxbridge |
11.02.14 9:27am
Oxbridge |
| Vandyke Exhibition Cancelled…. …'Dam it!'... |
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Jesse Bigg |
11.02.14 8:29am
Jesse Bigg |
| Katie Hopkins hits out at the birds claiming “They haven’t got jobs.” Katie Hopkins is at it again, this time accusing the birds of scrounging.
The former apprentice contestant took to twitter after watching a wildlife program about garden birds.
In one tweet she... |
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carlosmanwelly |
11.02.14 8:07am
ゴルゴ１３ |
| Spate Of Thefts Of Circus Stilts….. ….mainly down south... |
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Jesse Bigg |
11.02.14 7:45am
Jesse Bigg |
| Eric Pickles To Be Floated Up The Thames As London braces itself for a flood of West Country proportions, the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government is to save the capital from the deluge by volunteering to be floated down... |
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jp1885 |
11.02.14 7:05am
Kevin the Swan |
| Norfolk looking forward to "quiet family holiday" on Feb 14 |
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sydalg |
11.02.14 7:01am
sydalg |
| Local councillors change name of town to Thames-Upon-Staines |
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DorsetBoy |
11.02.14 5:37am
DorsetBoy |
| Norfolk Social Services To Hire Danish Giraffe's Former Keeper As Consultant http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/danish-zoo-kills-marius-the-giraffe-to-prevent-inbreeding/story-e6frg6so-1226822263387... |
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Titus |
11.02.14 12:57am
Titus |
| South west disappears under wave of publicity for south east |
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Not Amused |
11.02.14 12:13am
Not Amused |
| If you can remember your 60s, you weren't there, says confused Alzheimer's man |
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sydalg |
10.02.14 11:21pm
sydalg |
| Parents retaliate with ban on One Direction while adults are in car. |
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MADJEZ |
10.02.14 11:13pm
MADJEZ |
| Orders for driveless cars rocket as government backs smoking ban. |
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carlosmanwelly |
10.02.14 11:08pm
carlosmanwelly |
| Witty garage mechanic praised for his bons MOTs |
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sydalg |
10.02.14 10:41pm
sydalg |
| Smoking ban sparks sharp increase in sales of horse-boxes |
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sydalg |
10.02.14 10:37pm
sydalg |
| UFO spotter with confirmed Nessie photo claims Berkshire train sighting A train was seen leaving Paddington Station heading towards Berkshire, it was claimed to day.
The sensational claim was made by Brian Hunter, aged 46 from Newbury. "I saw this vehicle with two... |
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barrybounce |
10.02.14 10:37pm
barrybounce |
| Somali Pirates Arrested In Somerset |
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Titus |
10.02.14 10:33pm
Titus |
| Warm winter weather offers hope to UK chilblain sufferers. "So far so good" was the comment from Mrs Hornbeam, spokesperson for the "Say no to Chilblains, and say it now" campaign group.,
Speaking from the Mayfair offices of her newly-formed charity she... |
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vulture1 |
10.02.14 10:30pm
vulture1 |
| Parliament Makes It Illegal To Sneeze, Belch Or Fart In A Car With Children |
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Titus |
10.02.14 10:25pm
Titus |
| Somerset cinema cancels screening of 'The Dam Busters' |
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roybland |
10.02.14 10:22pm
roybland |
| Baby Left Alone At Home while Smoking Parents Go For Drive Or maybe "Baby left with smoking baby-sitter while smoking parent go for a drive"... |
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Titus |
10.02.14 10:21pm
Titus |
| Niki Lauda arrested for smoking in car following cold-case review |
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Underconstruction |
10.02.14 10:19pm
JETFAB |
| BBC to recall all staff from leave as flood crisis hits Home Counties. |
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Ref Minor |
10.02.14 10:13pm
Titus |
| Parliament To Make It Illegal To Go Outside Without Wearing A Warm Coat |
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Titus |
10.02.14 10:10pm
Titus |
| 4 Weeks After Somerset, Thames Flooods - Suddenly, We Have A National Emergency. (Hat tip to Ref Minor)... |
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Titus |
10.02.14 10:07pm
Titus |
| Danish developer withdraws zoo-based game 'Floppy Giraffe' due to taste concerns In the game the player controls a giraffe, who's objective is to leave its compound without succumbing to oncoming artillery from keepers.
"It really was just intended as an innocent bit of fun"... |
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Adrian Bamforth |
10.02.14 9:54pm
Ref Minor |
| Panorama investigation uncovers serious fraud in gangland London An undercover investigation by BBC Panorama revealed serious and systematic fraud amongst gang members in London.
Two BBC reporters posed as international drug smugglers to gain the trust of gang... |
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carlosmanwelly |
10.02.14 9:48pm
Titus |
| Tories Devise Way To Allow More Rich People Into South-East 1. Polish-up accent.,
2. Or Hire upper-crust chap to impersonate one, when buying/renting posh house/flat.,
3.Hire a Roll's... |
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Jesse Bigg |
10.02.14 9:36pm
Titus |
| Jeremy Clarkson solves flooding crisis with V8 powered pump More POWAH soon... |
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Bigglesworth |
10.02.14 9:31pm
Titus |
