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Hopes fade for woman who tried to fly on bingo wings 0
sydalg 20.03.14 3:15pm
sydalg
UKIP: "We Like This Budget - Why Should It Lose Us Any Votes?".

'It's Labour who should worry - hard-working people, as well as shiftless layabouts, actually still do play bingo and drink beer. They haven't all suddenly become out-of-touch New Labour wine...

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Titus 20.03.14 2:56pm
Titus
Tesco admit cash machine tunnel raid may be inside-job as Police search for mole 0
bookiesfriend 20.03.14 2:42pm
bookiesfriend
Class 3C hold referendum to join school down the road

Children in Class 3C at the Ukrainian Free School have voted to become part of the neighbouring Putin School of Leadership. While the new head teacher of the Ukrainian Free School has said the vote...

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tomholder 20.03.14 2:28pm
tomholder
"Surely Working Class People Don't Still Play Bingo Do They?" Says Labour MP 0
Titus 20.03.14 2:26pm
Titus
Viewers warned Nigella's new series high in saturated fatuity 0
sydalg 20.03.14 2:14pm
sydalg
Hundred Years War : Americans Prepare to Join the Battle

Military leaders have expressed “some surprise” at American plans to support the English in the Hundred Years War. “It was concluded in the 15th century”, explains Jeremy Scott, lecturer in...

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deceangli 20.03.14 2:03pm
deceangli
Revealed : BBC Moved to Salford “To Bring Sex to Northern Children”

It was a move which baffled many. The BBC, arguably Britain’s most effete bunch of southern nancies, moving thousands of staff to Salford, one of the few towns to have actually gone downmarket...

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deceangli 20.03.14 1:31pm
deceangli
Treasury confirms people with bingo wings eligible for 10% tax reduction 0
Not Amused 20.03.14 1:09pm
Not Amused
Being Smug About Not Owing a Television to Be Downgraded

A wave of rejoicement swept across the streets of Buckinghamshire today like notes from Pan’s pipes, as the phrase “Actually, I don’t own a television” and its associated offence of...

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james_doc 20.03.14 12:48pm
deceangli
Half Wit Asian Market Trader Told ‘No, Not That Sort of Orange Box’ 0
Rumour Control 20.03.14 12:42pm
Rumour Control
Schrödinger’s Cat ‘may or may not’ be on Flight MH370... 3
Tripod 20.03.14 12:36pm
Titus
Whippets to Be Zero Rated for VAT

In a move which is sure to be welcomed by ‘hard working families’ and ‘lovable northerners’, the Government has announced that whippets, pipes, pints of mild and dolly tubs are all to be...

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deceangli 20.03.14 12:35pm
Titus
Police scour Westminster in search of Nick Clegg's testicles 3
sydalg 20.03.14 12:22pm
Titus
Lendl ‘Too Cheery For Me’ Says Murray

Following the shock announcement that their successful partnership had dissolved after two short years that culminated in the development of Britain’s most successful Tennis Player since Fred...

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james_doc 20.03.14 12:18pm
Titus
Bank of England compromises - Scotland can keep Stirling 2
throngsman 20.03.14 11:31am
deceangli
Searchers for Black Box Find Orange Box and Throw it Back In

Unfortunately the initial instructions were not specific, the orange box was thrown away and the searchers cannot remember where they threw it. One said, ‘Just a lot of sea out here, it all looks...

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Rumour Control 20.03.14 11:05am
Rumour Control
Disappointment for many as Man United's end-of-season party is postponed 0
Midfield Diamond 20.03.14 10:16am
Midfield Diamond
Hope fades for lost cloaking device

"We'll never find it now"...

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apepper 20.03.14 9:42am
apepper
Uk Economy to be Placed Offshore in UK Tax Haven to Save Tax

The uk is to be made into a tax haven so that no one has to pay tax...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 9:34am
Dun Dunkin
Gene Simmons posts "No Make-Up Selfie" in for breast cancer awareness

Rock legend and Kiss bassist/co-lead vocalist Chaim Witz, better known to fans as Gene Simmons, has posted a "No Make-Up Selfie" on his Facebook page in aid of breast cancer research. Simmons, who...

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Grover 20.03.14 9:25am
Grover
Flooding at Dungeness Would Not be Like 'a Fukushima'

"There are few if any japanese people in Dungeness so its not like Fukushima at all," came the reply from builders quickly trying to build new flood defences...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 9:17am
Dun Dunkin
Wreckage of Milliband Air Flight Y-O-Y spotted at sea 0
ronseal 20.03.14 9:14am
ronseal
World to Stop So People Can Get Off 0
Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 9:03am
Dun Dunkin
Australians find wreckage, after tip off from kangaroo

Still no word on the boy trapped down the mine...

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Ian Searle 20.03.14 8:53am
Ian Searle
W1A Not Longest Licence Fee Suicide Note in History.

BBC not worried survey shows 80% of people think W1A is factual...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 8:51am
Dun Dunkin
Labour Deny that Working People Like Beer And Bingo

Just how out-of-touch [i]are[/i] Labour nowadays?...

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Titus 20.03.14 8:23am
Titus
Crimea pays. 1
Ironduke 20.03.14 8:21am
Titus
Ugly rumour about football star's wife "tale dogging WAG" 1
sydalg 20.03.14 8:15am
Titus
Chancellor Universally Condemned For Introducing Popular Budget

"Not fair!" say opposition parties...

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Titus 20.03.14 8:11am
Titus