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Duke and Duchess of Cambridge fail to mate, according to keepers

Scientists working at Kensington Palace have announced the mating window of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has closed after the pair failed to conceive, despite several romantic encounters in a...

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Adrian Bamforth 16.05.14 7:58am
godly1966
Kate Middleton ‘smells of cabbage’

Former News of the World (NoW) editors justified their hacking of the now-Duchess of Cambridge's voicemail, by uncovering the scandalous way in which celebrities purport to be ‘Mary...

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Wrenfoe 15.05.14 10:38pm
Sir Lupus
Google Contracts Out Link-Deletion To Winston Smith At The Ministry Of Truth 1
Titus 15.05.14 10:00pm
Electrelane
UKIP asks Google to delete all references to its xenophobic candidates

22 May. Exit polls show that less than 0.5% of the electorate remember what UKIP was...

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Tammy Flugh 15.05.14 8:08pm
Tammy Flugh
Google can no longer remember Belgium

In a hasty attempt to delete unwanted search results, Google appears to have inadvertently misplaced Western Europe’s most invaded federal monarchy. All links to Lol-Smufz, Waffle-porn or the...

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Wrenfoe 15.05.14 7:56pm
Sinnick
Pistorius trial halted as he's diagnosed with M.A.D.

In a shock development the judge has suspended the runner’s murder trial while he undergoes a psychiatric evaluation. Defence lawyers claim he is suffering from Major Anxiety Disorder or ‘MAD’...

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MADJEZ 15.05.14 7:48pm
Squudge
Carphone Warehouse pay £3.8bn for Dixons plus £1bn for the extended warranty. 1
MADJEZ 15.05.14 7:41pm
Titus
Sudanese Man Utd fan condemned to have his head kicked in for apostasy

A Sudanese court has sentenced a man to have the shit kicked out of him for apostasy after he decided he didn’t want to support Manchester United any more. The local law rules that apostasy - the...

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Midfield Diamond 15.05.14 7:39pm
Sinnick
GOOGLE AD: Buy it now "THALIDOMIDE' cures pretty much everything

Please allow 28 days for delivery. Complaints should be in long-hand and addressed to PO BOX 123...

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Underconstruction 15.05.14 6:44pm
Underconstruction
Confusion mounts after Google removes all references to EU rulings 0
Bigglesworth 15.05.14 6:41pm
Bigglesworth
Google ‘forgets’ assassination of Archduke Ferdinand; World War I averted... 1
Tripod 15.05.14 6:33pm
Underconstruction
Shares in 'Encyclopedia Brittanica' soar as public lose confidence in internet 0
Underconstruction 15.05.14 6:27pm
Underconstruction
Lord Lucan hoping to slip back into UK un-noticed following Google ruling 0
Underconstruction 15.05.14 6:24pm
Underconstruction
Headline removed by EU request 0
Bigglesworth 15.05.14 6:23pm
Bigglesworth
Google insists competitors all wanted their details removed 0
Bigglesworth 15.05.14 6:21pm
Bigglesworth
Germany and Japan ask google to remove first half of the 20th century 0
Bigglesworth 15.05.14 6:19pm
Bigglesworth
Google employee who asked for raise told to "forget it" 0
sydalg 15.05.14 6:06pm
sydalg
Round-Our-Way officially UK’s worst place to live

The town of Round-Our-Way has once again won the title of worst place to live in the UK, making it the winner every year since records began. Judges for the award found that Round-Our-Way has the...

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bookiesfriend 15.05.14 5:21pm
bookiesfriend
Turkish Mine owner tells Google to 'stop going on about it' 0
Underconstruction 15.05.14 5:15pm
Underconstruction
Lack of skilled chemists forces Al Qaeda to launch 'We Buy Any Car-Bomb' 0
Underconstruction 15.05.14 4:43pm
Underconstruction
Biochemist creates first tomato flavored tomato 0
Dumbnews 15.05.14 4:12pm
Dumbnews
Man reading paper everyday thinks he is some kind of World Leader 0
Dumbnews 15.05.14 3:49pm
Dumbnews
All Other Parties Form 'Stop The Exit' Coalition In Desperate Bid To Defeat UKIP 0
Titus 15.05.14 3:43pm
Titus
KFC to open restaurant at M62 crash site to commemorate dead chickens 3
bookiesfriend 15.05.14 3:43pm
Midfield Diamond
LA oil spillage "just Piers Morgan sweating" 0
sydalg 15.05.14 3:07pm
sydalg
Kipling finds the right room!

In a remarkable turn of events, Joseph Kipling (aka Rudyard) has been forced to apologise for the use of the “n” word in his short story “How the Leopard Got His Spots”. Kipling, who...

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qprdavid 15.05.14 2:47pm
Titus
‘Wreck-It Ralph’ to get follow-up, ‘Fuck-It Rolf’... 3
Tripod 15.05.14 2:05pm
qprdavid
Terminally ill sex maniac starts on his fuck-it list 2
sydalg 15.05.14 1:41pm
Titus
City Awaits Successful Launch Of Whorephone Carthorse

At least, I [i]think[/i] that's what they said. Didn't make a lot of sense to me, either ...

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Titus 15.05.14 1:39pm
Titus
Environmentalists' schadenfreude 'knee-deep' after LA oil spill 0
RobArmstrong 15.05.14 1:21pm
RobArmstrong