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| John Major to auction his Magic: The Gathering card collection for charity more soon. Actually, I meant it, if people like the idea I'll come back and flesh this out a bit... |
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bonjonelson | 06.12.13 8:45am bonjonelson |
| Mandela "not immortal" shock Global leaders have been left reeling from the revelation that Nelson Mandela may not live forever. There is a now a distinct possibility that people will look to them to actually make the world a... |
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Wrenfoe | 06.12.13 8:43am Wrenfoe |
| White South Africans help 'Ding dong the wicked witch is dead' to top chart. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 06.12.13 1:30am MADJEZ |
| Man feels like political activist after 'liking' Nelson Mandela on Facebook. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 06.12.13 1:17am MADJEZ |
| FW De Klerk demands refund over twenty year old polonium purchase. More conspiracy theories soon... |
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MADJEZ | 06.12.13 1:11am MADJEZ |
| Film producers deny Mandela was 'offed' to boost ticket sales. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 06.12.13 1:00am MADJEZ |
| Killer soldier named as A Blackman; EDL unsure what to say now | 3 | |
Oxbridge | 06.12.13 12:58am Not Amused |
| As Xmas looms man dreading relatives question on "what exactly do you do?" Metaphors, anecdotes and comparisons with occupations from a bygone age are hopeless when explaining "what exactly is it you do", according to a new report. The verdict will make grim reading for... |
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ronseal | 06.12.13 12:49am Jesus H |
| Chancellor's Autumn Statement - text in full. "Lalalalalalalalalalalalllallaaaalalal flowers sunshine recovery lalalalalalalalalala. Sod off povs lalalalalalalalalala flogging off Eurostarlalalalalalalalalalahappy happy dancelalalalalalalalalala... |
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blokefromstoke | 05.12.13 11:04pm deskpilot3 |
| Dead man dies at film premiere | 0 | |
medici2471 | 05.12.13 11:02pm medici2471 |
| Grieeeeeeeeeeve....Nelson Mandela | 0 | |
irreverendJ | 05.12.13 10:41pm irreverendJ |
| World in shock as several people die in a week With the deaths of Nelson Mandela, Paul Walker and the victims of the Glasgow helicopter crash coming so close together, many are wondering, what is going on? There is a belief that several people... |
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Hooch | 05.12.13 10:40pm Hooch |
| Cameron: 'On the good side he can't claim benefits here' More soon[code]... |
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antharrison | 05.12.13 10:27pm antharrison |
| R I P eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandela More like him soon. .. If only. .... |
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Not Amused | 05.12.13 10:23pm Not Amused |
| Review:‘The Three Little Pigs’ brings high potential but lacks energy and talent The Three Little Pigs is a long-loved fable, a delightful bedtime story, and now hitting the stage at Westlake Elementary School. Printed versions of the tale date back to the 1840s, but it is... |
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simonjh | 05.12.13 9:51pm custard cream |
| Dad honing 'significantly edgier' leg or breast routine for Xmas lunch | 7 | |
cinquecento | 05.12.13 7:46pm Wrenfoe |
| RSPCA backs winter cull of "witless rentagobs" The RSPCA have called for a "Humane Cull" of half-arsed contrarian columnists and commentators in the wake of Katy Hopkins remarks about the Glasgow helicopter crash. Inspector Ray Tweed told media... |
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blokefromstoke | 05.12.13 5:56pm Titus |
| Alex Salmond promises an independent Scotland will be less windy. | 2 | |
MADJEZ | 05.12.13 5:48pm Titus |
| Man arrested for Fast-Forwarding through Adverts Giles Ingleby was yesterday arrested by police on suspicion of theft after continued use of his Sky+ box to fast forward through adverts in programs, thereby depriving the broadcaster of much... |
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james_doc | 05.12.13 5:44pm Titus |
| 'What's a tax disc' ask puzzled Scousers We thought DVLA was Welsh for 'car', No more very soon... |
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Gerontius | 05.12.13 4:44pm Gerontius |
| Economist claims, 'Large plasma TV's are best indicator of poverty' | 3 | |
Dumbnews | 05.12.13 4:42pm Dumbnews |
| Moyes finally masterminds an Everton victory at Old Trafford | 1 | |
Midfield Diamond | 05.12.13 3:48pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Munster Koach/Wacky races Gruesome Twosome car crash a freak accident say police | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 05.12.13 3:46pm Ian Searle |
| Unemployment latest, tax disc holder manufacturers announce job loses. No more soon... |
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Kramaring | 05.12.13 2:49pm Kramaring |
| Judge rules Sant A can be named. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 05.12.13 1:41pm Ian Searle |
| Gove Launches New NVQ in Pig Wanking Fresh on the heels of PM David Cameron's Coup in securing a £45m export deal with China, for the much valued commodity of pig seamen, the Education Secretary has invested in a new initiative to... |
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John Roughty | 05.12.13 1:39pm editor |
| Tom Daley announces he is in a relationship with a dolphin. | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 05.12.13 12:36pm bonjonelson |
| Bankrupt Guardian sets up murder of Marine to boost sales. More deaths soon... |
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FOAD | 05.12.13 12:25pm FOAD |
| Policeman whose main job was opening gate may struggle to prove hes not a pleb. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 05.12.13 11:55am custard cream |
| 'New pension age not cost effective' warn critics Older people with absolutely no chance of ever finding a job again may have to remain unemployed until they are 68 before picking up their state pension warned Chancellor George Osborne, As part of... |
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Gerontius | 05.12.13 10:39am Gerontius |
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