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| Gadaffi Invited To Take Refuge On Tory Island.... | 1 |  |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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.But ends up in Downing Street... |
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| Shocking new evidence proves Gaddafi funded 'Horne and Corden'... | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 3 years |
| Stewart, Liddle and Laver to battle it out on Antique Rods Show... | 0 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
| Pope denied planning permission for Kingdom of God | 3 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
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The United Nations have confirmed they have denied planning consent to Pope Benedict XVI to construct the Kingdom of God on Earth. The Holy See had sought to construct the edifice and had instructed... |
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| To solve global warming, God considers raising water's freezing point | 1 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| 'Life goes on after the earthquake' say residents of Christchurch, Dorset. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 3 years |
| Bose to launch new "irritating git" cancelling headphones. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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Bose, one of the world's leading manufacturers of luxury Hi-Fi equipment, has announced the launch of it's new "Nix-a-Git" range of headphones, which selectively tunes out specific voices from... |
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| Gadaffi to be replaced by box of frogs | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
| International Criminal Court tell Gaddafi to sit on naughty step. | 0 | |
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The International Criminal Court has today told Colonel Gaddafi to sit on the naughty step and think about what he has done. In a very strongly worded letter to the under fire Colonel the ICC stated... |
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| Hollywood: Excitement builds as dense molded statues prepare to award Oscars. | 0 | |
SingingHinny | 3 years |
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M-m-m-ore S-s-soon. Tits... |
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| What to wear when I leave? Ghaddafi's dilemma | 1 | |
Hunter F. Thompson | 3 years |
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In a novel twist on the old fable [url=http://www.lemonde.fr/week-end/infographe/2011/02/25/la-legende-vestimentaire-de-mouammar-kadhafi_1485021_1477893.html] The Emperor's New Clothes [/url]which he... |
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| Job market bouyant for deposed dictators... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
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It’s always assumed that deposed dictators retire to a life of comfortable exile in some sun-kissed, morally bankrupt, offshore tax haven, but it doesn’t always work out that way. Having been... |
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| Libya: sands of time running out for novelty egg-timer market... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
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The Libyan crisis is of more than academic interest to Jenny Pearce, secretary of the Confederation of Novelty Egg Timer Manufacturers. “What a lot of people forget, as Libya goes into meltdown, is... |
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| UNFAIR PRACTICE claim UK Drug Dealers | 0 | |
surfer2k5 | 3 years |
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Th Association of Independent Drug Dealers last night demanded that the coalition gov't step in to prptect their industry. A spokesman said since the UK police force have decided to supply class A... |
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| 'Double Summertime' supporters say the livin' will be twice as easy. | 3 | |
charlies_hat | 3 years |
| Doubts grow about lost Enid Blyton story 'Noddy and the Big Society'... | 2 | |
deskpilot3 | 3 years |
| Sharp eyed reader spots typo. | 2 | |
yamashow | 3 years |
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/simonheffer/8348069/The-foolish-cuts-that-leave-us-defenceless.html... |
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| The Libyans are afriad that Libya will fall into Saif hands. | 0 | |
yamashow | 3 years |
| Audit of aardvarks “just the beginning”, says accountant... | 4 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Teachers sacked for **** **** ****** **** | 2 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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After writing the mnemonic “**** ********* *****, ****** **** **** ******” Teacher admits he was a **** but calls school governors a bunch of *****ing ****s... |
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| Beware of fraudulent e-mails referring to fictitious National Fraud Authority | 0 | |
Sinnick | 3 years |
| Hillary Clinton launches Wikiplumber website to counter Wikileaks | 0 | |
Sinnick | 3 years |
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her husband to supply the ballcocks... |
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| New Tesco Undertaking Service boosts morality rate with BOGOF deal on funerals | 0 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
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Tesco has been accused of accelerating the mortality rate in Britain, after its new Undertaking Service launched with a buy one get one free deal on funerals., A spokesman for Tesco said the... |
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| National Fraud Authority to help reduce budget deficit. | 0 | |
Tammy Flugh | 3 years |
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Appeal made for the public to supply material that the Authority can use for scamming... |
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| National Fraud Authority bankrupt after employee replies to deluge of scam email | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 3 years |
| “Oranges better than apples”, says poll... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| UN sanctions include de-friending Gaddafi on Facebook. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Oscar hopefuls practise speech. 'I am wearing …. ' | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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More Oscar madness soon (and perhaps some film related too)... |
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| Swanee whistle profession takes a sharp downturn | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 3 years |
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The nations swanee whistle players have spoken out following the many players facing redundancy from their posts accompanying vaccines given by the NHS. Whilst many have regarded the familiar swanee... |
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| New adult Wii game, “Golden shower”, launched | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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I'll get me plastic coat... |
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