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Louis Armstrong stripped of hit records

Legendary jazz musician has been stripped of all hit records having recently been revealed as part of the most professional doping jazz group in history., Despite never having tested positive for...

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knownothingbozo 12.10.12 4:38pm
knownothingbozo
Rat screams and dies after finding itself in Chantelle Houghton's kitchen 0
ginty 12.10.12 4:18pm
ginty
Urban sales of Cement flavour Um-bongo soar.

The Congolese government have ruled out any possibility of the commercial being filmed in their country, after all the reputational damage done to them by this drink in the 1980s, so all eyes are now...

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Newsquelch 12.10.12 3:56pm
Newsquelch
Cap'n Birdseye stripped of Nobel peas prize as allegations continue to spiral 1
cinquecento 12.10.12 3:53pm
wallster
Clown bricklayer pulls off concrete juggle stunt 0
Scroat 12.10.12 3:34pm
Scroat
Tarmac Ltd set up Zanzibar base for new deforestation/road-building project

They just have to think of a name...

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Idiot 12.10.12 9:34pm
malgor
Clinton_Bill_exWH remains only eBay bidder for Savile's last cigar 0
antharrison 12.10.12 3:20pm
antharrison
Savile: "I want my coffin lined with gold & concrete, jangle jangle" 0
Sinnick 12.10.12 3:14pm
Sinnick
Nobel Peace Prize 2012 award sounds death knell for satire

"The game's up", said John O'Farrell...

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custard cream 12.10.12 3:11pm
custard cream
BBC calls in USADA to conduct Savile inquiry 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:03pm
simonjmr
Urbane Gorilla's to be released into London's concrete jungles 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:01pm
simonjmr
Slow year at the Nobel institute, Nobel prize for on screen chemistry launched 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 2:57pm
simonjmr
One of the Keith Campbells who cloned Dolly the Sheep dies

One of the five-hundred and seventy-eight thousand-million Keith Campbells whose pioneering research resulted in the cloning of Dolly the Sheep has died. There have been occasional rumours of human...

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apepper 14.10.12 10:07pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Assange turns himself in as Savile seeks asylum in embassy

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange voluntarily handed himself over to the police this morning after 122 days spent in the Ecudorean embassy. The surprise move followed fast-moving events over the last...

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pinxit 13.10.12 10:40am
pinxit
New RSPB signature tune described as a "Corncrake jingle"

Are crap puns allowed in Neat-o rules?...

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beau-jolly 12.10.12 3:57pm
Squudge
Armstrong "went postal" over doping claims 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:32pm
Scroat
Mars Rover finds top of ancient pyramid. "No comment" states Egyptian PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19923118...

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12.10.12 4:10pm
Squudge
Building collapses after premix concrete bungle 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:06pm
Scroat
Faster rainforest clear cutting paves the way for increase in Aggregate profits 1
charlies_hat 12.10.12 6:20pm
button
Paedo banker cum MP exposed as a Radio 1 DJ 0
ronseal 12.10.12 1:35pm
ronseal
Ageing gorilla says "Attenborough wanted us to romp with him" 0
Drylaw 12.10.12 1:13pm
Drylaw
Hospitals warn of shampoo bottle in shower danger

A spate of hospital admissions of people with shampoo bottles wedged up their anus has led to a public warning about the danger posed by taking shampoo bottles and soap into the shower. “Every...

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Yikes 12.10.12 1:22pm
Yikes
Celebrity plaque removed from Bradford takeaway 0
medici2471 12.10.12 12:59pm
medici2471
Athens Riots As ECB Refuses To Hand Over Greek Share Of Nobel Prize Money 0
Nowherefast 12.10.12 12:49pm
Nowherefast
Banks to introduce Novelty Sized Chip&Pin Cards to speed up donations

It is hoped that the introduction of new 'Novelty-Sized' Chip & Pin cards will shave up to four working days off charitable donations. Donors are assured that the new card will reduce queues at...

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gaijintendo 12.03.14 11:32am
gaijintendo
Armstrong admits he dropped a bollock. 0
Lucy4 12.10.12 11:03am
Lucy4
USA awarded Nobel peace prize for saving Europe from tyranny. Twice.

., Cat, check. Pigeons. Check...

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sigmund 13.10.12 8:26pm
arthurminnit
Krankies under investigation after revelations that they married in the 70's 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 10:47am
simonjmr
Nobel peace prize corruption allegations

Critics have claimed that Jim fixed it for EU and EU and EU, (Ba pa Baaaah Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba pa Baaaaaaa!) sorry...

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moanygit 12.10.12 10:34am
moanygit
BBC radio 1 employees report Mother Teresa heroin dealing

Several prominent BBC TV and Radio presenters have spoken of witnessing crack and heroin dealing in the 1970’s and 80’s by Mother Teresa of Calcutta. Although she died in 1997, and now cannot...

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charlies_hat 15.10.12 7:20am
Perks