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Barclays Boss increases Bonus pot to £5.2 billion. Cuts 7000 jobs in uk

Rents atomic space commode to ascend to stratosphere and dump on rest of humanity., More whatthefuck at 1...

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blokefromstoke 11.02.14 9:40am
blokefromstoke
Giraffe Genes To Be Distributed In Future Flood Plans

Danes' late change of heart "too late for some". More breeding soon...

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BewsNiscuit 11.02.14 9:34am
BewsNiscuit
Norwich City players celebrate goal with high sixes 0
Oxbridge 11.02.14 9:27am
Oxbridge
Vandyke Exhibition Cancelled….

…'Dam it!'...

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Jesse Bigg 11.02.14 8:29am
Jesse Bigg
Katie Hopkins hits out at the birds claiming “They haven’t got jobs.”

Katie Hopkins is at it again, this time accusing the birds of scrounging. The former apprentice contestant took to twitter after watching a wildlife program about garden birds. In one tweet she...

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carlosmanwelly 11.02.14 8:07am
ゴルゴ13
Spate Of Thefts Of Circus Stilts…..

….mainly down south...

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Jesse Bigg 11.02.14 7:45am
Jesse Bigg
Eric Pickles To Be Floated Up The Thames

As London braces itself for a flood of West Country proportions, the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government is to save the capital from the deluge by volunteering to be floated down...

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jp1885 11.02.14 7:05am
Kevin the Swan
Norfolk looking forward to "quiet family holiday" on Feb 14 0
sydalg 11.02.14 7:01am
sydalg
Local councillors change name of town to Thames-Upon-Staines 0
DorsetBoy 11.02.14 5:37am
DorsetBoy
Norfolk Social Services To Hire Danish Giraffe's Former Keeper As Consultant

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/danish-zoo-kills-marius-the-giraffe-to-prevent-inbreeding/story-e6frg6so-1226822263387...

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Titus 11.02.14 12:57am
Titus
South west disappears under wave of publicity for south east 0
Not Amused 11.02.14 12:13am
Not Amused
If you can remember your 60s, you weren't there, says confused Alzheimer's man 0
sydalg 10.02.14 11:21pm
sydalg
Parents retaliate with ban on One Direction while adults are in car. 0
MADJEZ 10.02.14 11:13pm
MADJEZ
Orders for driveless cars rocket as government backs smoking ban. 0
carlosmanwelly 10.02.14 11:08pm
carlosmanwelly
Witty garage mechanic praised for his bons MOTs 0
sydalg 10.02.14 10:41pm
sydalg
Smoking ban sparks sharp increase in sales of horse-boxes 0
sydalg 10.02.14 10:37pm
sydalg
UFO spotter with confirmed Nessie photo claims Berkshire train sighting

A train was seen leaving Paddington Station heading towards Berkshire, it was claimed to day. The sensational claim was made by Brian Hunter, aged 46 from Newbury. "I saw this vehicle with two...

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barrybounce 10.02.14 10:37pm
barrybounce
Somali Pirates Arrested In Somerset 0
Titus 10.02.14 10:33pm
Titus
Warm winter weather offers hope to UK chilblain sufferers.

"So far so good" was the comment from Mrs Hornbeam, spokesperson for the "Say no to Chilblains, and say it now" campaign group., Speaking from the Mayfair offices of her newly-formed charity she...

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vulture1 10.02.14 10:30pm
vulture1
Parliament Makes It Illegal To Sneeze, Belch Or Fart In A Car With Children 0
Titus 10.02.14 10:25pm
Titus
Somerset cinema cancels screening of 'The Dam Busters' 0
roybland 10.02.14 10:22pm
roybland
Baby Left Alone At Home while Smoking Parents Go For Drive

Or maybe "Baby left with smoking baby-sitter while smoking parent go for a drive"...

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Titus 10.02.14 10:21pm
Titus
Niki Lauda arrested for smoking in car following cold-case review 2
Underconstruction 10.02.14 10:19pm
JETFAB
BBC to recall all staff from leave as flood crisis hits Home Counties. 2
Ref Minor 10.02.14 10:13pm
Titus
Parliament To Make It Illegal To Go Outside Without Wearing A Warm Coat 0
Titus 10.02.14 10:10pm
Titus
4 Weeks After Somerset, Thames Flooods - Suddenly, We Have A National Emergency.

(Hat tip to Ref Minor)...

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Titus 10.02.14 10:07pm
Titus
Danish developer withdraws zoo-based game 'Floppy Giraffe' due to taste concerns

In the game the player controls a giraffe, who's objective is to leave its compound without succumbing to oncoming artillery from keepers. "It really was just intended as an innocent bit of fun"...

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Adrian Bamforth 10.02.14 9:54pm
Ref Minor
Panorama investigation uncovers serious fraud in gangland London

An undercover investigation by BBC Panorama revealed serious and systematic fraud amongst gang members in London. Two BBC reporters posed as international drug smugglers to gain the trust of gang...

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carlosmanwelly 10.02.14 9:48pm
Titus
Tories Devise Way To Allow More Rich People Into South-East

1. Polish-up accent., 2. Or Hire upper-crust chap to impersonate one, when buying/renting posh house/flat., 3.Hire a Roll's...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.14 9:36pm
Titus
Jeremy Clarkson solves flooding crisis with V8 powered pump

More POWAH soon...

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Bigglesworth 10.02.14 9:31pm
Titus