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| Team of Premier League translators to replace QPR next year In a shock move, the Football Association have sanctioned the introduction of a team of translators straight to the Premier League. Pablo Suarez, formerly of Spurs is their spokesperson. “The FA... |
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brownpaperreporter | 30.03.13 11:11pm brownpaperreporter |
| New Pope, New Poop As is now well know the new pope is an Argie who openly opposes the 'colonisation' of the Falklands. What is less well known is that he is named after St Francis of Assisi, which is Italian for 'St... |
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Thewoodenleg | 30.03.13 10:27pm Big Ben |
| "If I were a Rich Man" ends run suddenly in Nicosia. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 30.03.13 10:17pm Al OPecia |
| Miliband reveals real resignation reason Harry Potter lookalike David Miliband today exclusively revealed the real reason why he came out of obscurity as the MP for South Shields to take up an even more obscure, yet much more highly paid,... |
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Reg Herring | 30.03.13 8:45pm Reg Herring |
| Confusion as Welsh sex shop takes delivery of 1000 Rampant Rarebits [url=http://http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58789]Just figured it out, I think[/url]... |
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sydalg | 30.03.13 8:04pm Squudge |
| Leeds Hospital surgeons bypass cardiac operation data. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 30.03.13 7:41pm Al OPecia |
| International Rescue gets 'wrong Miliband' "We asked for the wooden puppet one" more soon. sorry, I see I'm not the first on this theme but couldn't restrain myself... |
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dvo4fun | 30.03.13 7:30pm custard cream |
| As post office counter staff strike, we ask "How will we be able to tell?" | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 30.03.13 6:36pm dominic_mcg |
| Government Traffic Congestion Remedy Three years in the making and the government today finally unveiled its plan to unclog the roads., In a two pronged attack road crews will tirelessly scour the nation’s road network deepening and... |
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Dee71 | 30.03.13 6:28pm Dee71 |
| Poor 'the new cool' as government launches 'Poor Britannia' Being poor is the new cool in Coalition Britain says a government initiative. 'Bankers - scum; millionaires - scum; the squeezed middle - scum; hard-working families - scum; scum - scum; but being... |
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roybland | 30.03.13 5:32pm roybland |
| Man with massive brain trauma finally got that annoying tune out of his head | 0 | |
sydalg | 30.03.13 4:25pm sydalg |
| Kleenex shares down as World Wide Web comes under attack | 0 | |
sydalg | 30.03.13 4:21pm sydalg |
| 'I know just how you feel,' Cameron tells Carey. | 0 | |
roybland | 30.03.13 3:53pm roybland |
| Boy says he walked up and and down celebritys back,but did not like Rolfing ..mas o menos... |
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happi | 30.03.13 2:54pm happi |
| One-liner writer retires - because he's crap. More in a minute... |
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Paddy Berzinski | 30.03.13 2:42pm Backup Brian |
| Chaotic Cavalry Cause Calgary Carvery Calamity | 3 | |
irreverendJ | 30.03.13 2:15pm godly1966 |
| Rolf Harris helping police with Yewtree enquiry concerning Two little boys | 0 | |
happi | 30.03.13 1:57pm happi |
| Plague of rabbits blamed for rise in women’s dental problems. sorry, I am so sorry... |
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godly1966 | 30.03.13 1:14pm godly1966 |
| North Korea poses David Beckham hairstyle threat Reports that North Korea is enhancing its stockpile of hair cuts by launching its own David Beckham hairstyle has sent shock waves through hairdressing salons right across the Western world. The... |
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roybland | 30.03.13 12:56pm roybland |
| Vatican on edge as investigation into foot fetishists erupts What had been in the closet for centuries has suddenly emerged front and center with the dazed new Pontiff forgetting that he was on stage now. Luckily few in the crowd took much notice of the gleam... |
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kurtzs | 30.03.13 11:39am kurtzs |
| Korea’s North-South Divide “Almost As Bad As Britain’s” Lunatic North Briton dictator Alex Salmond said today that North Britain (or “Scotland”, as he insists on referring to it) is in a state of war with South Britain. Korean leader Kim Jong Un has... |
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deceangli | 30.03.13 11:32am Squudge |
| No charge for Joyce but reports he tabled a motion whilst drunk are investigated | 0 | |
topfotogmw | 30.03.13 11:21am topfotogmw |
| Pilate: "He may have risen from the dead, but He's still got a criminal record" | 1 | |
sydalg | 30.03.13 11:04am questioner |
| Strikers on Post Office picket line subjected to endless loop of video adverts | 0 | |
Mandy Lifeboat | 30.03.13 10:33am Mandy Lifeboat |
| Abu Qatada officially ‘harder to remove than Hitler’ Experts have confirmed that at 8 years of trying to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada - compared to the the second world war's 6 year duration - it was easier to kick Hitler out of Western Europe than... |
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Slante Dangle | 30.03.13 10:27am Yikes |
| Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter Pope Benedict strode into St Peters Square yesterday, fully refreshed after his Lenten sabbatical and announced that he was ready to take the reins of the papacy once more. With a fresh ear piercing,... |
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Stan | 30.03.13 10:09am Tripod |
| Jerusalem waiter 'No sympathy for Jesus. 13 for dinner and no tip.' | 2 | |
MADJEZ | 30.03.13 10:08am Yikes |
| Columnist told either cover the Pope this Easter or it's crucifiction. | 0 | |
Big Ben | 30.03.13 10:06am Big Ben |
| Man, 82, admits asking boy, 10, “Can you tell what it is yet?”... | 2 | |
Tripod | 30.03.13 9:53am Big Ben |
| Man who writes porn film dialogue "feels an undervalued member of the team" | 1 | |
sydalg | 30.03.13 9:50am Big Ben |
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