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| North Korean / Iranian consortium to take over UK nuclear power contract "It was them or the French." says Cameron... |
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weematt | 21.10.13 3:00pm Titus |
| Nuclear Power Protest: 'We Don't Want Electricity Smelling Of Noodles & Garlic'. | 0 | |
Titus | 21.10.13 2:52pm Titus |
| Lonely people on 'red alert' as Jeremy Hunt threatens to spend time with them Thousands of 'chronically' lonely people have suddenly found themselves making last-minute social plans this weekend, after Conservative politician Jeremy Hunt issued a nationwide threat that he may,... |
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Jesus H | 21.10.13 2:23pm Jesus H |
| Authors to Publish Surprising Sequels Recent news of the publication of a Hercule Poirot story not written by Agatha Christie seems to herald something of a trend for literary spin-offs not written by the original author. Tom... |
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Iggy Pop-Barker | 21.10.13 1:53pm Iggy Pop-Barker |
| U.S. Sheepdog Trial: All Convicted, One on Lam The sensational trial of a gang of sheepdogs, convicted of interstate sheep smuggling, ended in New York today. Blackie, Shep, Lassie-Fair and ringleader Chip (alias Arturo “The Wag” Cannelloni)... |
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Iggy Pop-Barker | 21.10.13 1:51pm Iggy Pop-Barker |
| God admits Earth made in 2 day botch up, spent rest of week watching football. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 21.10.13 1:38pm Al OPecia |
| MP admits what he meant to say was that the UK's energy policy is unclear | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 21.10.13 1:33pm Smart Alex |
| Incompetent Managed Sacked for Thinking Outside the Envelope & Pushing the Box | 2 | |
Titus | 21.10.13 12:46pm Titus |
| Fallon in Nuclear fallout The Government has today announced plans for the first Nuclear Power plant in a generation to be built in the UK. Although the cost of the plant has been estimated in excess of £16bn, the... |
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KateWritesStuff | 21.10.13 12:39pm KateWritesStuff |
| Man who got his Mojo working finally acknowledges AA help A man who has repeatedly claimed to have singlehandedly got his Mojo working was criticised by the AA today. “We attended a breakdown call to a Mr Waters on Tuesday 14th October on the A453, at... |
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nickb | 21.10.13 12:17pm nickb |
| IQ and EQ tests to be replaced by OSTQ (old school tie quota) evaluations Tradition is to be restored in the testing procedure for recruiting top judges, civil servants and policemen. OUT will go modern, trendy continental techniques for assessing a candidate's merits,... |
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ronseal | 21.10.13 11:47am Al OPecia |
| Aussie soap Neighbours set to tackle bush fires issue Popular antipodean soap Neighbours is to tackle complex social issues such as your house burning down in an unstoppable inferno with the loss of all of your belongings, according to reports. Later... |
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Gary Stanton | 21.10.13 11:33am Gary Stanton |
| Robson Green admits : I Only Signed Up Cos I Thought It Was 'Extreme Fisting' | 0 | |
deceangli | 21.10.13 11:14am deceangli |
| Social workers to outsource hand-wringing and lack of accountability to the NHS At a meeting in London today, social workers agreed that, when yet another one of the children in their care is murdered by their parents, they will contract with the NHS to wheel out the use line of... |
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John Wiltshire | 21.10.13 11:04am John Wiltshire |
| Iran Offers To build UK's New Nuclear Power Stations | 3 | |
Titus | 21.10.13 10:46am weematt |
| Eric Pickles Loses Interest When He Realises It's Only Salad "30,000 tons a year of Tesco food going to waste just seemed too good to miss", said Pickles. "It would have cut my grocery bills in half. But then I read the small print and realised the bastards... |
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deceangli | 21.10.13 10:36am deceangli |
| Parents Stop Sending Their Children To Eton Because Of The Unqualified Teachers | 0 | |
Titus | 21.10.13 10:35am Titus |
| Reddit user reveals Ronald McDonald without make up looks like Colenel Saunders | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 21.10.13 8:59am Ian Searle |
| SPECTRE undercuts Chinese Government for UK Nuclear Contract Dr No of the outsourcing company SPECTRE has announced a winning bid for Britain’s nuclear power stations., “Putting a nuclear reactor in the heart of Britain under the control of the Chinese... |
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deceangli | 21.10.13 8:45am deceangli |
| Neat-O To Be Contracted Out To Chinese-French Consortium | 0 | |
Titus | 21.10.13 8:25am Titus |
| Tesco: 30,000 tonnes of salad wastage just the tip of the Iceberg. | 1 | |
Gary Stanton | 21.10.13 8:08am Titus |
| Aussies To Consolidate All Their fires Into One Large Economy Fire | 0 | |
Titus | 21.10.13 8:06am Titus |
| Government to extend 'free schools' principle to other departments Ministers are expected to announce later today an extension of the 'free schools' template to other public services. Citizens will be allowed to set up their own GP surgeries and hospitals without... |
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Not Amused | 21.10.13 6:22am Squudge |
| Two thirds of Tesco's staff found to be completely wasted on Monday morning | 0 | |
irreverendJ | 21.10.13 5:40am irreverendJ |
| Pay it forward fails to catch on as most incapable of Pay it backward | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 21.10.13 4:15am Dumbnews |
| Every day, a hole the size of Amazon is made in the disappearing tax ecosystem | 6 | |
ronseal | 21.10.13 12:57am KateWritesStuff |
| Salmond stonewalls Hadrian queries Stonemasons have begun reparation work to Hadrian's wall this week, under the guise of conserving the most popular tourist destination in the north of England. Whilst this may seem like a valid... |
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KateWritesStuff | 20.10.13 11:23pm KateWritesStuff |
| Poll Says Scotland Will To Vote To Stay In UK But Rest Of UK Will Vote Them Out | 2 | |
Titus | 20.10.13 10:18pm Squudge |
| FA Commission crisis latest - Greg Dyke begs Roland Rat to 'save me again' Roland Rat is to re-establish his partnership with Greg Dyke in a bid to save the doomed FA Commission. Dyke and Rat are old friends having worked together at troubled broadcaster TV AM. Indeed many... |
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ronseal | 20.10.13 10:09pm Squudge |
| If we vote McNo, let the last to leave switch off the deep fat fryer. | 0 | |
Ironduke | 20.10.13 10:07pm Ironduke |
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