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Gardener Loses Plot. - 2 44
sredni vashta 3 years

Or, if you prefer, Solicitor Loses Will...

BBC wins in legal bid to film torture, Attenborough keen to narrate 0
irregular apple 3 years
Gary Glitter spotted on Greek holiday 0
irregular apple 3 years
Coalition urges Brits to select winning numbers for EuroMillions 0
irregular apple 3 years
Cameron keen to introduce tax breaks for philistines 0
irregular apple 3 years
Tesco security staff wary as hundreds more little chefs fall on hard times 14
Qoxiivi 3 years

Security staff at Tesco are bracing themselves for a massive shoplifting spree of miniature proportions following reports that hundreds more ‘little chefs’ have fallen on hard times. ‘We are...

Psychiatrists say Michael Gove just doesn't add up 0
roybland 3 years
Habitable planets in Milky Way 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

accidentally eaten by hungry trucker. More soon...

Scotland to be released on compassionate grounds 6
ianslat 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has today announced that Scotland is to be released from Britain on the grounds of ill-health. Legal advisers for the country, which was sentenced to be part of Great...

Heston Services keen to distance itself from Blumenthal 0
Scroat 3 years

"We serve simple, basic shite, instead of poncy, expensive pseudo-scientific shite," a spokesman said today...

Little Chef to be known as Nano Chef 0
roybland 3 years

little more follows...

Scottish freedom fighters fail because of 'funny money' 1
Perks 3 years

Today, it has emerged, that a group calling themselves the Scottish Transitional Council have returned back to Glasgow following a failed attempt to fight in England to achieve liberation and...

Silicone implant firm now accused of supplying dodgy false testicles 17
MrQ 3 years

In a new twist to the ongoing breast implant fiasco, the French firm that made them is facing fresh allegations that it supplied substandard prosthetic testicles to the NHS. Some 20,000 men worldwide...

Superdry launch 'brand shy' clothing range 0
roybland 3 years

International urban clothing company Superdry has announced a fashion range for customers who are brand shy. 'We recognize that there are some people who prefer not to wear a jacket with our name...

Iranian nuclear scientists to be issued with plastic Noddy cars. 0
MrQ 3 years

Iranian nuclear officials have sanctioned the purchase to 300 children’s Noddy cards to counter the threat from magnetic car bombs, suspected of belonging to Mossad or Western intelligence...

‘Scotland, go Independent or be Scuttled’ says Whitehall 0
Immunis 3 years

Alex Salmond has hit out at the latest proposals from Whitehall to solve the Scottish problem, namely that the country should be either be made independent or towed out to sea and sunk., ‘This is...

Greenham Common Veterans To Train Anti-HS2 Activists...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Birmingham to Leeds route activists to be trained via a spiritualist...

Bull Alex seeks freedom for 'his' herd of cows. Farmer David not concerned. 0
MrQ 3 years

In an interview, imposing bull Alex has stated his intention to seek independence from Farmer David, allowing him to sell the milk from the herd of prize cows he believes are his. "I have sired...

Homophobic tweet footballer Lee Steele faces the sack 1
medici2471 3 years
Metal thieves 'will need to work faster' as HS2 gains approval 1
MrQ 3 years

Scrap merchants between London and Birmingham are expecting to be dealing with a new breed of metal thief in future as the Government confirms plans for HS2. We contacted a dealer in Kenilworth who...

Celebrity Big Brother to feature real celebrities 3
JonnyJP 3 years

Hopefully, no more soon...

Worrall Thompson produces seven course banquet for £5 on Ready Steady Cook 13
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A special edition of Ready Steady Cook has wowed viewers as Antony Worrall Thompson managed to make a full 7 course banquet for 8 people, without exceeding the £5 limit. ‘I have no idea how he...

54 years of misery ends as Little Chef falls from motorists menu 9
Newsquelch 3 years

VentureThree recently rebranded Little Chef with the eponymous phrase; “Fresh from the Freezer and Disappointingly British it’ll be fun to leave!” The Disappointingly British theme ran...

EDF Energy cuts increase gas price by 10.4% 0
medici2471 3 years
Men with beards in pubs oppose HS2 0
nickb 3 years
Westminster to rule on kilt length 0
nickb 3 years
The fight against racism: British population to be dyed purple 12
jp1885 3 years

With allegations of racism and reports of racist incidents hitting the headlines at an exponential rate, the government has acted to scotch the rise in discrimination with a sweeping, nationwide...

Cross-party motion to reintroduce hanging, drawing & quartering 'just in case' 0
cinquecento 3 years
Man drowns in whisky vat 0
bsp123 3 years

.French police have been asked to investigate and are currently stating there are no suspicious circumstances as it appears to have been a single mort...

Virgin Media doubles broadband to up to half its advertised speed 1
medici2471 3 years