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BBC to air Philip's infection's transit of his penis 0
simonjmr 3 years
Greek and Spanish bond yields spike on news of Nigerian email withdrawal 0
Yikes 3 years

The financial crisis in Europe deepened on news that the Nigerian Email Co-op was ceasing operations in Greece and Spain. Markets were spooked as prevalence of scam emails is seen as a crucial...

The LA Mayoral purse taken for a ride 3
Kazytc 3 years

Mayor Albert Yen-Gang, who is Mayor of San Grabbit, in Los Angeles, appears to have fallen upon 'hard' times.. Having escaped from the City Hall car park, in the Mayoral Limousine, after giving his...

In-Jokes Have No Place In News Media, Says You-Know-Who 0
Textbook 3 years
Internet Now With "Auto-Adolf" Comparison Feature 4
Textbook 3 years

It has long been a rule of any political debate, that if it goes on long enough, one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, and the party that makes this comparison instantly loses the debate....

Football refs' smelling salts franchise to end soon...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

due to clamp down on pitch swearing., Rugby League to follow?...

Experts predict Jubilee apathy to take 10 years or a Coronation to wear off 0
simonjmr 3 years
Venus passes sun, Mars stays at pub 0
Yikes 3 years
Hodgson calls up Franz Ferdinand as surprise replacement for injured Terry 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Britain's pomp and pageantry industry booming, but boss is a tax avoider 0
ronseal 3 years
Cock Robin may have known his killer, says new book 0
ronseal 3 years
BB Housemates Taking Attention Away From Deserving Celebs, says Monarchist 0
Hooch 3 years
An Idiot's Guide To.........The Queen 12
Perks 3 years

With the 2 Bank Holidays, street parties, and the BNP logo hanging everywhere, you may be wondering just who this Queen woman is. Luckily help is at hand and you can now be the Nicholas Witchell of...

All benefits stopped in Liverpool after "everyone's a comedian" investigation. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Three million Brits take four day break - EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE A JOB! 3
roybland 3 years

Nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend - even though they don't have a job. Brenda Wills (56) said that although her neighbours are unemployed, 'they still sat...

Boring, Oregon twinning with Dull, Scotland prompts Response 0
RickH 3 years

Fucking, Austria & A, Norway announce plans to twin...

New superbug, dubbed "Jubilee Fever" set to decimate UK population. 2
3 years
Boring man survives near-life experience 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Prince Philip feeling better and racially abusing staff say jubilant Royals 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Jubilee catheter to be auctioned for charity 0
3 years
Twitter In A Tizz As First Extraterrestrial Opens Account 0
Duff 3 years

Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles is no secret; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the...

Merkel concedes kindest thing would be to have Greece put to sleep. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
U-Turn Latest; government restores Cromwellian republic 6
apepper 3 years

In a shock move, the government has overturned it's previous opposition to the Commonwealth created by Oliver Cromwell. "Serious times need serious government.", explained David Cameron, dressed in...

Plug pulled from final squad 4
Gerontius 3 years

A leading cartoon character from children’s comic The Beano is said to be ‘gutted’ after being left out of the 23 man England squad for Euro 2012, , Central defender Plug , who has not missed...

Unpaid spectators forced to sleep in Hyde Park..more later 0
Bismarck 3 years
Police hunt for puppet thief 0
Bismarck 3 years

Police in London are mounting a major operation to find the person responsible for stealing The Duchess of Cornwall's glove puppet. The puppet, which Camilla has cherished since she was a little...

Robbie Williams "tempted" by Jubilee line. 2
nickb 3 years
al-Qaeda confirm they will close the Olympic opening ceremony 0
virtuallywill 3 years

McCartney later...

Philip involved in yet another Conspiracy Theory. 0
rob box 3 years

Controversy surrounds the Prince's sudden (some say "convenient") illness, which prevented him from attending the Queen's Jubilee Concert, featuring such beloved institutions as Sir Cliff Richard and...

Selectors swept up in Jubilee fever as Queen named in Olympic rowing team 0
Yikes 3 years

The Queen admits to being “thrilled” at her selection as coxswain for the Great Britain women’s rowing eight on the back of an awesome recent performance down the Thames where she led a boat to...