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After World Cup win, Torres relishing challenge of getting Liverpool up to sixth 0
rickwestwell 2 years
Government spokesman says cloned meat "only went on sale in Lidl". 0
FX Man 2 years
Simon Cowell in pre-emptive X Factor backlash backlash 3
Phlegm 2 years

Pop supremo Simon Cowell has attempted to head off any criticism of his pop chart dominance this year by launching a facebook group slamming Rage Against the Machine. The group imaginatively entitled...
Iranian Students claim responsibility for rag week stunt attack on President.. 1
Sharpehunter 2 years

A group of Iranian Students who found some cannabis and got stoned, have appeared on Iranian State TV and claimed responsibility for the attack on the Iranian President's motor-cade. Wanting to...
Cuban wants to buy texas Rangers ,Fidel Castro denys it`s him 0
arrghgarry 2 years

ole, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bba_rangers_sale...
Premier League hopes to set up free schools 0
newbietryer 2 years

No really http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-10864748 Exciting, Wayne Rooney, Beckhams, Alex Ferguson, England, WAG lessons, where to start?...
Tramps to be given ‘forlorn look training’ 0
sodhat 2 years

Tramps to be given ‘forlorn look training’ London’s Tramps today got a huge boost with Boris Johnson’s announcement that they would be given free dogs and forlorn look training, in a drive...
Michael Flatley forced to return 20 years of Disability Benefits 0
Iamthestig 2 years
Iranian state TV deny nuclear test failure 0
Erlang 2 years

"no such test had happened", and officials said the blast was caused by a firework. state-run Arabic-language TV channel, reported that the test was set off to cheer up the president, but later...
Minister says Imams should use the term "Obesewah" 0
andhrimnir 2 years
95% of government statistics misleading according to new government statistics 0
newbietryer 2 years

More to follow...
Robert Green to catch a train 0
andy237432 2 years

How ironic...
The Iranian guard have begun questioning the first 0
arrghgarry 2 years

of 8 million suspects...
Man stunned after wearing Crocs to work and recieving no humorous comments. 0
Ian Searle 2 years
BP admits they used a 'satanic cap' to seal the well with human sacrifice. 0
Ian Searle 2 years

Tony Haywood...
Tesco introduces exclusive ‘Not Cloned’ meat range 0
newbietryer 2 years

‘New’ range will be marketed alongside fair-trade and organic lines. New shiny packaging will carry a 100% ‘Not Cloned’ guarantee...
Iranian Minister denies 'Attack' 0
Tony Barbet 2 years

From Teheran., Information Minister Ahman Dunbad emphatically denied that there had been an attack on the President's convoy. "I emphatically deny it", he said, adding "it was an innocent firework,...
Radiologists admit if eeryone was like "Bono" there would be no need for 0
arrghgarry 2 years

X ray machines and we`d be out of a job...
Green News: The Coalition bans coal. It's now called The Ition. 0
FX Man 2 years
Lady Gaga admits wearing beige slacks ‘occasionally’ 4
jp1885 2 years

Pop sensation Lady Gaga has admitted that she wears normal cloths, describing her usage as 'occasional'. In an interview with US magazine Vanity Fair, the singer divulged that she dresses in beige...
Vikings celebrate defeating Saxons and say Meatloaf is next for the axe... 0
Sharpehunter 2 years

The recent spate of paranoid schizophrenic rock bands with ancient tribal names holding pitched battles and skirmishes with ancient weapons has escalated today. Belgian rockers, The Vikings routed...
The news of the World discovers an Irishman that did not know that Bono 0
arrghgarry 2 years

is a complete and utter twat . For your perusal ,in case U 2 did not know what a twat he is http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aqdKjGJi9cHc...
Orchards in turmoil, after cloning for centuries revelation. 0
Erlang 2 years

Low tech propogation slips under safety watchdog controls. Supermarkets rush to test DNA of current stocks. Scottish consumers unlikely to be affected...
‘Literally’ becomes literally the most popular word in Britain 5
edo 2 years

A study by the Department for Education published this week has revealed that ‘literally’ is literally the most commonly spoken word in Britain today. The increasingly popular term pushed out...
Cloned cow meat in UK food chain, say both Food Standards Agencies 3
rickwestwell 2 years
150 year old man puts longevity down to daily scotch and a cloned beef sandwich 1
Phlegm 2 years
Apple announce partwork laptop, part 1 includes trackpad. 0
Erlang 2 years

With each issue you will receive either a piece of handcrafted laptop or part of the stylish operating sytem OSX, together with straightforward instructions on how to create the Apple Mac laptop of...
A group of Iranian students find some cannabis and get stoned 2
arrghgarry 2 years
Supermarkets to stock semi-cloned milk 6
ramblesnake 2 years

for people who only half understand what the fuss is about...
Clarkson launches "Islamafunbia" range 0
Sigmund Freud 2 years

Bloke's bloke and Yorkshireman, Clarkson, has taken full advantage of the publicity generated by his recent use of the term "Burka babes" by launching his own brand of saucy underwear. "I want to...