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| Makers of the Oxford Dictionary no wimps/whimps | 0 |  |
Username | 3 years |
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Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between... |
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| UK Government's Red Herring quota increased | 2 | |
button | 3 years |
| Clarification demanded as BBC launches 'Strictly Cruising Holidays'. | 0 | |
charlieworth | 3 years |
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Senior Conservative backbenchers were said to be 'incandescent with rage' as BBC bosses unveiled plans to launch holiday breaks which offer fans an opportunity to cruise with their favourite dance... |
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| TOTP2 renamed as BOTP1 | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| S&P pleads to extend credit rating system by one letter as Cameron declared CUN | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Global warming questioned as S&P rates January as BRR | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Mystery body identified in Jerusalem; Christmas cancelled | 0 | |
apepper | 3 years |
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Following forensic identification of a mystery body discovered in Jerusalem, the Pope has announced that Christmas is to be cancelled... |
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| Mcfly finally does the double | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed | 2 | |
Smart Alex | 3 years |
| ITV to show "humorous" sitcom | 3 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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eventually... |
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| SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 3 years |
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Oops - double post... |
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| Three Kings Arrested At Heathrow Passport Control | 1 | |
Immunis | 3 years |
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Balthazar, Melchior and Kasper, members of the Saudi Royal family were today held by the UK boarder control agency for trying to enter the country under false pretences and also for gold smuggling.... |
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| Priapic Dyslexic 'somewhat concerned about Large Hardon Collider' | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 3 years |
| Couple heartbroken after mistakingly putting god particle in the wheelie bin | 1 | |
irregular apple | 3 years |
| New software can predict Simon Cowell insult | 0 | |
irregular apple | 3 years |
| After earlier reporting that it did happen, BBC news now asks could it happen? | 0 | |
irregular apple | 3 years |
| "Christmas comes but once a year" | 0 | |
Hugh Nose | 3 years |
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Christmas comes but once a year, at least so the saying goes. Last year a group of scientists started an investigation into the impact of viagra for christmas. Latest data received suggested there... |
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| Simon Cowell refutes claims that new software can predict pop song quality | 0 | |
kga6 | 3 years |
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Following news from researchers at the University of Bristol, which claims to have discovered algorithms to gauge a pop song's music chart potential, Simon Cowell has stood up for the integrity of... |
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| UK Government to be privatised. More soon. | 2 | |
Al OPecia | 3 years |
| Badger militia group claims 3rd victim | 3 | |
wallster | 3 years |
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The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it's 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was... |
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| Motorway death crash driver: "Radio 2's 'Sally Traffic' is responsible" | 6 | |
dvo4fun | 3 years |
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Jason Thurrock, the driver blamed for the August M2 crash, spoke about it today. "Police and traffic reporters, 'specially that Sally Boazman from Radio Two, bang on about jams caused by... |
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| Some bloke who wrote some things dies. '24.7 News' editors delighted | 5 | |
dvo4fun | 3 years |
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More and more and more and more and 'cking more soon... |
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| Norwich claim shortest yellow lines narrowly beating Nick Cleggs spine. | 0 | |
JETFAB | 3 years |
| Ed Miliband ‘not even taken seriously at home’ | 10 | |
Vertically Challenged Giant | 3 years |
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In a candid interview Ed Miliband’s wife, Justine Thornton, has admitted that the Labour leader isn’t even taken seriously by his own family, and is held in contempt by his two young sons,... |
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| Nick Clegg confirmed as World's smallest man by Guinness Book of Records | 1 | |
kga6 | 3 years |
| Edinburgh Pandas to be Stuffed and Mounted | 0 | |
Immunis | 3 years |
| Canadian Government votes for Warmer Winters | 0 | |
Immunis | 3 years |
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After a heated debate about the Kyoto Protocol and Canada’s failure to adhere to the treaty, the government finally put the issue of global warming to an internal vote with the result that... |
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| Hitchens beats CERN to discovery of God particle. | 2 | |
reforse | 3 years |
| Kenny Dalglish presents first BBC Celeb Weathercast : "Mebbe snaw, mebbe naw" | 3 | |
Drylaw | 3 years |
| Santa growing old but at least he still has his elf | 1 | |
Smart Alex | 3 years |
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