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Home Office has no record of anyone disagreeing with their immigration figures 2
A.A.Arkwright 28.07.13 10:00pm
A.A.Arkwright
French TV commissioners unsure if 'The Returned' will come back 0
Ian Searle 28.07.13 9:34pm
Ian Searle
George's star sparks new interest in naming astronomical bodies

After someone with too much time on their hands this week revealed that the planet Uranus was first named Georgium Sidus (George's Star) by William Herschel to please his royal patron George III,...

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Squudge 28.07.13 9:29pm
Squudge
Previously undiscovered Kurt Weill manuscript completes Threepenny Suite 4
Arthur 28.07.13 9:26pm
Smart Alex
Customers grateful for latest Important Changes to Your Account letter from bank

The latest in the Important Changes To Your Account money mystery series from NationalBust Bankloyds has sent savings fans wild with enthusiasm, with many saying the latest set of rules are the most...

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ronseal 28.07.13 8:30pm
Yikes
Equality Campaigners Whinge That UK Banknotes Always Depict The Queen As Female 0
Titus 28.07.13 7:27pm
Titus
Egyptians rally for Morsi and assistant Lewisi

There's been a murder...

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virtuallywill 28.07.13 7:27pm
virtuallywill
Cairo/Glastonbury town twinning suffers another setback

http://www.toledoblade.com/image/2012/12/04/800x_b1_cCM_z/Mideast-Egypt-PROTEST-TURNS-VIOLENT.jpg...

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virtuallywill 28.07.13 7:15pm
virtuallywill
Zimbabwe PM's Aide Arrested For Alleging Fraud Even Before Election

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/28/tsvangirai-election-organiser-arrested-over-reporting-dumped-ballots/ Mugabe may be nearly 90 but the old goat can move fast when he wants...

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Titus 28.07.13 7:12pm
Wrenfoe
Campaigner for banknote image based purely on gender is "all about equality" 0
virtuallywill 28.07.13 7:01pm
virtuallywill
Royal Coup Has Started With George VII Seizing Control Of Entire National Press 0
Titus 28.07.13 6:57pm
Titus
Quorn ban “impractical” say online supermarkets

The system of “opting in” to online Quorn when consumers log on to supermarket shopping sites is “impractical” say internet experts. But vegetarians and carnivores alike say children...

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CulchaVulcha 28.07.13 6:56pm
CulchaVulcha
160MPH Popemobile Revealed As Having 525HP - Top Gear Team Join Catholic Church 0
Titus 28.07.13 6:01pm
Titus
Two dice gone missing at Milton Casino

Pair o' dice lost...

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sydalg 28.07.13 5:45pm
Titus
Lewisi To Replace Morsi After Egyptian Army Consults Colin Dexter

Morse later...

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Titus 28.07.13 5:19pm
Squudge
Asda cash in on royal baby fever by naming their clothes range George 0
custard cream 28.07.13 5:14pm
custard cream
'The UK counts immigrants like John Prescott counts calories', reveals report

Scrapped story for potential re-write. Today's immigration counting story definitely needs a spoof.I feared this just wasn't it!...

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Jesus H 28.07.13 4:28pm
Squudge
Catholic Church claims Pope 'bigger than the Rolling Stones' 0
custard cream 28.07.13 4:13pm
custard cream
Wonga 'embarrassed and irritated' to discover christian employees

more soon. Unless you all cough up, with interest...

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Squudge 28.07.13 3:22pm
Squudge
Theresa May caught diabetes from Romanian asylum seeker. Daily Mail. 1
MADJEZ 28.07.13 2:41pm
Wrenfoe
Anti-Pope spikes erected on Northam Burrows Beach to allay invasion fears

A series of coiled metal spikes have been strategically positioned on Northam Burrows Beach in Devon amid speculation that Pope Francis will be invading the South of England with his entourage to do...

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kga6 28.07.13 2:39pm
Wrenfoe
Theresa May reveals she is suffering from type 1 nastiness 2
custard cream 28.07.13 2:35pm
Wrenfoe
Wonga say they'll put church out of business "once we find out what they do"

Loan company Wonga have started an intensive programme of research to try and discover what the Church of England actually does. "Early findings suggest that 'wearing pointed hats' is their main...

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apepper 28.07.13 12:15pm
Squudge
Running Out Of Chocolate? Want To Borrow Some? Come To Wonka. 0
Titus 28.07.13 9:49am
Titus
New Royal Parents Criticised

for 'arrogance and amateurish incompetence' in deciding to try to name their baby before establishing and consulting a seres of focus groups and without retaining the services of an appropriate...

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Titus 28.07.13 9:24am
Titus
Egypt media coverage ‘boring’

Top couch potato Dave Saunders, who just spends all day just surfing the net and watching tv, labeled the Egyptian ‘crisis’ as extremely boring today. “It’s just totally fucking boring...

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farmer giles 28.07.13 8:31am
farmer giles
Capodimonte creates Romanian rough sleepers for Trafalgar Square's fourth plinth

Capodimonte porcelain has been chosen to display a life size display of moulded figurines as the new artwork for the Fourth Plinth in London's Trafalgar Square. The sculpture depicts an impoverished...

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Dick Everyman 28.07.13 7:27am
Dick Everyman
Holst's planets reduced to just Mars, Venus & Jupiter for economic reasons. 11
FOAD 28.07.13 6:15am
Squudge
Archbishop: I actually said we're funding "Wogan." 1
FOAD 28.07.13 6:06am
Squudge
Unusual YouTube video features someone doing what he is supposed to be doing 0
Dumbnews 27.07.13 10:20pm
Dumbnews