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Google Glass found to be able to see through tax loopholes

More obvious targets soon...

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brianflan 19.05.13 11:14pm
brianflan
"I heard him not saying it" claims Schapps.

Co-chairman of the conservative party Grants Schapps said he was in the room and "in perfect earshot" when he heard Lord Feldman not call activists of his party "swivel eyed loons". "I distinctly...

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nickb 19.05.13 10:59pm
Sir Lupus
"Yahoo to buy over-priced drink's glass for $1.1bn due to clerical error"

More later...

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Wrenfoe 19.05.13 9:33pm
Not My Real Name
NiB "something else" man in u-turn shock 0
nickb 19.05.13 8:55pm
nickb
David Icke outraged at not being identified as a 'swivel eyed loon' 1
custard cream 19.05.13 8:49pm
nickb
Man with Arab addiction wakes up with the sheiks 1
Perks 19.05.13 8:47pm
nickb
Arsenal win race to be embarrassed in Europe.

Fans of the North London club were celebrating the opportunity to be totally humiliated as soon as they play a half decent team in next season’s Champions League. They had been locked in a year...

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Hooch 19.05.13 8:30pm
nickb
Dissapointment as Ennis comes first on wedding night 1
Backup Brian 19.05.13 3:02pm
AReader
Barbie's Ken denies calling Action Man a 'Swivel-eyed Loon' 1
ginty 19.05.13 2:16pm
sredni vashta
Time Warner sues Elstree Studios in prior rights claim

Movie giant Time Warner has today filed an injunction prohibiting Elstree Studios from distributing further copies of its 1955 film "The Dam Busters", citing prior claim to the principle used by...

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Our War Correspondent 19.05.13 1:41pm
Our War Correspondent
Gardener found asleep in hedge denies resting on his laurels. 0
godly1966 19.05.13 12:58pm
godly1966
Free catalogue of errors available from www.gov.uk/

Download yours today...

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sredni vashta 19.05.13 11:05am
sredni vashta
Loyal tory Activists “to wear loon pants”

Conservative local organisers will wear skin tight, low slung brightly coloured flared trousers as a gesture of solidarity to the parliamentary party, it was announced last night. “This is the...

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nickb 19.05.13 10:39am
nickb
Marty Feldman distances himself from 'swivel-eyed loon' comment.

Moron soon...

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The All New Jeni B 19.05.13 10:26am
nickb
Victoria allows David to grab limelight by publishing a photo of him - with her

More soonish...

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brianflan 19.05.13 10:26am
brianflan
Oxford 'blue up' pair spark racism row

Two Oxford University students caused controversy after ‘blueing up’ as Smurfs at a fancy dress ball last night., Complaints were made after another student advised them to remove the Smurf...

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brianflan 19.05.13 9:44am
brianflan
UK puts on woeful performance in European block voting and song competition 0
ronseal 19.05.13 9:20am
ronseal
New EU regulation to ban Imperial drill sizes for trepanning

UKIP accuses European medics of protectionism...

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Not My Real Name 19.05.13 9:15am
Not My Real Name
Gay marriage decision cost us Eurovision say Tory faithful

Hardliners on the Tory right are saying David Cameron’s unequivocal support for gay marriage may have cost us any chance of winning last night’s Eurovision Song Contest., With homophobia,...

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Geraldine Wiley 19.05.13 9:10am
Al OPecia
David Dickinson considers move to Ulster to join the Orangemen 0
Smart Alex 19.05.13 8:25am
Smart Alex
Fire service 'needs Transformers'

Fire and rescue services would be much better if staffed by ultra-powered, giant robots, according to a review commissioned by the Government. Following seven months of careful research, Sir Ken...

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monkeyrepublic 19.05.13 7:59am
monkeyrepublic
British doctor invents cardiac microwave; read his heartwarming story

More to follow...

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apepper 19.05.13 7:48am
Not Amused
Homosexual couples want equal rights to have civil partnerships

cos that's only fair...

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Alfred Noakes 19.05.13 6:57am
Sinnick
George Michael hurt in M1 crash - Paramedic "failed to ask for autograph". 4
Al OPecia 19.05.13 2:42am
brianflan
Farage appeals for everyone to spell his name right - Farrago.

. (Don't often see that word around these days)...

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Maverick 18.05.13 10:59pm
Maverick
Beckham denies tears to be bottled for limited edition perfume range. 0
Ref Minor 18.05.13 10:23pm
Ref Minor
African village adopts Angelina Jolie’s breasts

Support for Angelina Jolie after her double mastectomy has reached all corners of the globe with the news that the Angolan village of Malu has agreed to adopt her breasts. Malu village chief Oongal...

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Yikes 18.05.13 9:27pm
reforse
Angelina Jolie set to make a fortune on eBay. 9
Maverick 18.05.13 7:59pm
Sinnick
Gove to double class sizes and sack thousands of teachers.

"It worked in Victorian Britain and it will work again today", said Michael Gove...

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deskpilot3 18.05.13 5:22pm
deskpilot3
Orangemen excited as new marching season transfer window opens. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 18.05.13 5:05pm
ronseal