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Leading Fromologist discovers meaning of 'Fromology' on day of retirement

Britain’s leading Fromologist has finally discovered what it was that he was supposed to be doing, just hours before his official retirement. Dr Tristan Moorchamps, 68, has enjoyed the trappings...

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15.10.12 8:09am
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Turkey solves Winter problem

In one fell swoop, Turkey has solved its territorial and heating problems. The Turkish Military are to fill their air space with 10 000ft of thermal insulation material., Air Force General Hakki...

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Cinders 14.10.12 8:39pm
Cinders
Angry torch bearing mob bricks in all the windows on Savile Row shops 0
ronseal 14.10.12 8:14pm
ronseal
British Gas customers encouraged to ‘warm up on a big rock’

As energy prices soared by another 6% in recent days, British Gas has offered advice to people who stubbornly rely on warmth to stay alive. Pointing out that some reptiles have adapted to the cold...

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Nunnion Splendacular 14.10.12 7:02pm
Nunnion Splendacular
Turkey bans chickens from its airspace 2
14.10.12 6:59pm
apepper
Concrete jungle tougher to crack than abstract expressionism. 0
sigmund 14.10.12 6:09pm
sigmund
Emu accuses Rod Hull in latest Celebrity abuse Claim ...

He oftern touched me inappropriatly Emu claims even when we were live on air!...

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14.10.12 5:54pm
MOD announces new name for Territorial Army - The Taleban 0
custard cream 14.10.12 5:46pm
custard cream
Territorial Army to be renamed 'Cannon Fodder' 0
14.10.12 5:33pm
PPI firms busy re-tooling for lucrative Savile-compensation market 2
Idiot 14.10.12 4:48pm
Idiot
Queen adds to Savile abuse claims

In a recent press release by the Monarchy, The Queen has admitted to being fondled and then propositioned by the late Sir Jimmy Savile, fuelling allegations of sex abuse by the former BBC DJ and TV...

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14.10.12 3:51pm
Cull 'big sett-back' for badgers, experts warn 0
roybland 14.10.12 3:44pm
roybland
School girl wets knickers at thought of Gove's 'awesome' history curriculum

Twelve-year-old Anthea Wills says she's beside herself with excitement at the prospect of history lessons when education secretary Michael Gove's new history curriculum is introduced into schools....

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roybland 14.10.12 3:40pm
roybland
Germany settles holocaust restitution claim: 'We paid our Jews' declares Merkel 1
Stanleys Dad 14.10.12 5:42pm
Squudge
Time travel experiment 'over before it began' admit scientists 1
Stanleys Dad 14.10.12 3:08pm
Idiot
EU awarded Nobel Peace Prize for being too broke to start any wars... 2
Tripod 14.10.12 2:32pm
4ty2
Campaign begins to highlight the 'detarmacation' of world's concrete jungles

Urban environmentalists have launched a campaign to raise awareness of the increased detarmacation of the world's concrete jungles. The mass 'soiling' of the world's towns and cities is the direct...

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Perks 16.10.12 9:58am
Boutros
Revealed: Not all Luton van drivers come from Luton. 0
Boutros 14.10.12 11:14am
Boutros
Territorial Army to be renamed "The Army" 4
Nails UK 15.10.12 1:41pm
Squudge
Rise in injured children blamed on new 'concrete jungle gym' 0
Perks 14.10.12 9:17am
Perks
Jimmy Savile's gravestone to be made into dance floor

More to follow...

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apepper 14.10.12 9:09am
apepper
Portrait of Audley Harrison perfectly captures his face on canvas 2
charlies_hat 14.10.12 8:48am
Squudge
Young Scottish voters to be given ‘What. Ever.’ option

Teenagers in Scotland will have several new choices added to their ballot papers if plans go ahead to give 16- and-17-year-olds a vote in the forthcoming Scottish independence referendum. While...

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DustyBinLaden 14.10.12 9:03am
Gerontius
Cheetah fined for using special Wildebeest lanes

A Cheetah has received a record fine and faces having his license revoked after repeatedly flouting the new Concrete Jungle Traffic Management system (dubbed 'Moto-Moto' by CJ motorists). The...

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Squudge 14.10.12 5:54pm
Squudge
Why have a go at Audley Harrison? He never hurt anyone... 0
Tripod 13.10.12 10:35pm
Tripod
The Chancellor mobilises the troops for spontaneous un-invasion

Defence chiefs are hurriedly drawing up plans for a faster withdrawal from Afghanistan, after George Osborne said so. Spooked by the latest random gesture from Gorgeous George, hardened soldiers are...

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Squudge 14.10.12 7:27am
Squudge
Reject Clone Gnu 0
Sinnick 13.10.12 7:27pm
Sinnick
Tourists despair at holiday scam

Holidaymakers have complained in droves to Offish, the official regulator of Foreign Inclusive Service Holidays, after a package tour advertising a Rain Forest experience on a Mediterranean Island...

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Ironduke 13.10.12 7:44pm
Ironduke
BBC admits questions must be asked about Johnny Ball reveals all

He said think of a number, then he massaged my figures More soon...

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simonjmr 13.10.12 6:56pm
Idiot
bbc all clear in Saville as saville had no criminal records

Unlike Mr Glitter he did not own a computer on which to download such material and coumputers he did not own directly but could only have access to through personal service companies he could not be...

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4ty2 13.10.12 5:20pm
4ty2