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Kettle accused of calling Pot a 'black ****' 0
quango 3 years
G4S' Olympics security staff crisis "Too busy escorting our fees to the bank" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Olympic torch carrier sets fire to London park. 1
gaztop 3 years

Mr Eric Primbole apologised to Mayor Boris Johnson for causing chaos in central London after setting fire to seventeen one hundred year old Oak trees in Hyde park. Mr Primbole had been chosen to...

Police unable to open Tetra Pak case. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 3 years
Character witness Cole denies racism, Cheryl only abused that one woman. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Queen to appear in "Who Do You Think You Are?" Jubilee special 7
DorsetBoy 3 years

Buckingham Palace and the producers of "Who Do You Think You Are?" have announced that the Queen will appear in a special edition to mark her Diamond Jubilee. The popular genealogy TV show will take...

Posh Tory Boys "know value of Tetrapak milk container empire" 1
nickb 3 years
Hugh Bonneville hired to tackle Olympic security threat 0
nickb 3 years
Book – “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe” breaks records sales. 0
cuckoowatoo 3 years

It has today been revealed that the much loved book “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe’ has become the fasted selling and best selling e-book of all time. The success of the e-book has...

An Idiot's Guide To.......The House of Lords 10
Perks 3 years

With posh people on the radio and television discussing the pros and cons of it’s existence, you may find yourself asking what the House of Lords is, where it is, and what has Alan Sugar got to do...

Iceberg 'sorry' for sinking 1
mahesh 3 years

[i]Schettino the Iceberg appears in TV interview, says he is sorry, for sinking the RMS Titanic, killing nearly 1,700 people.[/i] In an interview on Danish TV, the iceberg said he thought constantly...

Ku Klux Klan admits members may sometimes be involved in banter. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Top banker tried to 'fix' appointment of Mary Poppins 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Olympic rowing events to take place in Hebden Bridge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
3 Islamic men held over terrorism incident outside Sheffield. 2
RickH 3 years

216 Virgins in Leeds Nick eager for sex with them. if being sent to Leeds wasn't bad enough!...

Amber Wellingtons flying off shelves in Hebden Bridge 0
Drylaw 3 years
John Terry regrets being lost in Birmingham: "Fucking Black Country" 1
Sinnick 3 years
Pair of hydrogen atoms conquer Everest without oxygen 2
Yikes 3 years

Two hydrogen atoms, collectively known as H2, have made history as the lightest climber to summit Mount Everest. H2’s feat was particularly impressive as they reached the peak without the aid of...

Saudi women demand Olympic places, all qualify for the high jump 0
medici2471 3 years
Police defend cattling tactics used on dairy farm protestors 0
ianslat 3 years

mooooooore soon...

"Top athletes do not win by eating burgers, chips & cola, or binge drinking" 0
simonjmr 3 years

Wales Chief Medical Office claim strongly refuted by Phil the Power Taylor...

Many injured in stampede to make sure Chris Moyles actually leaves Radio 1 0
simonjmr 3 years
Discovery of Jesus’ personal file reveals bereavement leave scam (edited repost) 1
Yikes 3 years

In a stunning development, archaeologists have found Jesus’ personal file from his job as an evangelical carpentry tutor with the Jerusalem Nailers. Initial indications are that Jesus’ “Mr...

Chris Moyles quits Radio 1 breakfast show to spend more time with his ego. 0
wallster 3 years
Inventor of sliced bread admits he owes it all to inventor of the breadknife. 0
weematt 3 years
Bishops stand firm and get relief as CoE delays introduction of women. 0
weematt 3 years
Church of England delays vote on whether or not it is indecisive 0
harristhenerd 3 years

The General Synod of the Church of England has today decided to delay the final vote on whether or not it is indecisive, so that a late amendment to the legislation could be further considered. The...

Andy Carroll Shock Transfer Target For… Well, Anyone 0
Hooch 3 years

Experts were confounded last night as it emerged that managers [yes,as in plural] are looking at Andy Carroll to improve their squads.s ‘The manager gets a nice severance packaged if he’s sacked...

Police search for fresh evidence in 'Tetrapak' mystery death 3
charlieworth 3 years

House sealed to avoid contamination of possible crime scene...

Time Lords Reform "could be retrospective" 3
nickb 3 years

MP's of all parties hit out at plans to reform Time Lords retroactively,  with new measures coming into effect as early as 1893.  But supporters said reform could prevent the second chamber ever...