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Royal Mail apologises for late arrival of postcard from Torquay... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

"40,000 years - we’ve beaten the old record by 2 years!” said a delighted spokesman., He went on, “after all that time, the writing was a bit faded, but we could just make out ‘Dear Aunt...

Occupy LSX to become PLC 7
Perks 3 years

Occupy LSX has officially announced today that it has been registered as a PLC, and will start trading shares from Monday. The move comes as the protest company has been given until the new year to...

Climate Change probably my fault claims pensioner 1
tedweasel 3 years

Retired caretaker Ian Powell, 68, of Ilkley has declared that all his efforts to stop global warming are futile and wasteful: "Every day just gets harder and harder since the Kyoto Protocol" said the...

Novelty christmas gift suggestion no.1- Pavlov's Clock 2
medici2471 3 years

sends insomniacs to sleep at the sound of the alarm...

Stock Traders upbeat as Daniel Craig & Sam Mendes announce exciting new Bond 3
charlies_hat 3 years
New Bond film rumoured to have a plot, even actors according to some sources. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Coalition front bench members have shrunk, claims Angela Eagle 0
witless 3 years

not too tall either!...

"Slap It On" Cameron Goes All Out At Euro Crisis Meeting...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

To maintain a stiff upper face...

Charity to start collecting charity bags for charity 1
ianslat 3 years

A Bristol based charity is appealing to members of the public to support its planned collections of charity bags for charity. ‘Every household in the country must have loads of old, unwanted...

Gillette issues profit warning: 'Movember' blamed for 'sluggish' growths 12
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

The male grooming industry warned that it faced cuts last night, after the charity 'Movember' revealed a record number of men had committed to month-long moustaches. Company spokesman Giles Nathan...

Prince Phil the Greek offers wise words "Bloody foreigners!" 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Mike Tyson sends message of full support to Julian Assange 4
dvo4fun 3 years
Missing link found in Torquay - moved there for summer job and never went home. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Ece Gre split over euro referendum 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Virgin Media the first company using Royal Mails Rottweiler class postal service 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Euro zone holds Greek god responsible for the Poseidoned economy. 2
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Dateline 3578 A.D. Captain James Kirk and Starship Enterprise return to earth... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

in a last-ditch attempt to sort out the Euro crisis., “Give it up, Jim, it’s beyond hope”, advises Spock...

Celebrations as seven billionth person gets tattooed 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Calls to ban Bargain Hunt & Loose Women after revelation that Tabak viewed them 0
simonjmr 3 years
Merkel wears poppy, Papandreou eats Turkish Delight, Sarkozy refrains from Brie 2
antharrison 3 years

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed that if she wears a poppy to commemorate the loss of allied troops over the past 300 years that Papandreou must eat a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish Delight...

Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims 10
Kuifje 3 years

Islamic groups were protesting last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old Nando's Chicken employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The...

Greek PM insolvent abuse admission 5
charlies_hat 3 years
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Drylaw 3 years
New invention, Piezo-Electric Keyboards, Gov'mnt to introduce "Keyed in Tariffs" 0
Rowly 3 years

At last, I could get paid for writing nonsense...

Papandreou hoping his Movember growth will please fellow world leaders.. 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Amazon to capture Christmas sales with new "Kindle Vintage" 5
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Book retail giant Amazon has unveiled the Kindle Vintage, a paper version of the hugely successful Kindle e-reader, which is expected to sell millions of units this Christmas. The new gadget comes...

Boris calls for aminal children to be muzzled and on a lead in public.. 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
'Canoe Man' breaks his silence. "It's a kayak" 1
Perks 3 years
Change in succession to throne means Barbara Windsor will be next monarch. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Long held belief that 'no man is an lsland' disputed by Frank Madagascar. 0
spoole2112 3 years