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Australian tennis star found alive and well on new episode of Cash in the attic 3
Iamthestig 3 years
Fire Brigade called to internet flame war 1
Immunis 3 years

In internet flame war was ended by Warwickshire Fire brigade last night when they where called to 35 Mercia Drive, a set of student flats in Coventry and hosed off the participants. The flame war...

Queen 'rededicates' herself to living off the State 5
virtuallywill 3 years

More holidays later...

All hands on deck for Bolton as Muamba named in squad for Blackburn 0
Drylaw 3 years
Metal thieves target George Osborne's brass neck 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years
Channel 5 launches new Sharia Law courtroom show featuring Judge Jew-Die 4
ronseal 3 years
Cricketers with parasites in their underwear claim it's "just a tic in the box". 0
seymour totti 3 years
Budget update: WD40 to replace HS2 2
weematt 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne announced in his budget statement that for financial reasons the controversial high speed rail link to northerly bits of England is to be cancelled. It is to be replaced by...

Man admits that living on a trampoline has its ups and downs. 0
kimllfixit 3 years
HTML5 App Builder | Make HTML5 Apps 0
3 years

Build HTML5 Apps which are cross-platform for any mobile or desktop web browser...

New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent 8
Ludicity 3 years

The Church of England has confirmed that the new Archbishop of Canterbury will be selected via public phone vote on a TV talent show hosted by Ant and Dec. ‘Bishops Got Talent will bring the...

'Cipriani signs for Sale' signs for sale. 4
Perks 3 years

More sign based humour this way»»»»»»»...

Physician reprimanded for ‘insufficiently illegible’ prescriptions 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Derivative from: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/20/optician-reprimanded-for-performing-%E2%80%98insufficiently-weird%E2%80%99-eye-examination/...

The Mitchell's welcome Vic into the faaamily 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Harry Potter actor convicted of Attempted Muggling 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Didier Drogba suddenly clutches chest and collapses - ref tells him to get up 1
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Saudia Arabia to maintain a hands off approach to theft. 3
weematt 3 years
Ship's officer denies "elusive" accusations 7
Scroat 3 years

"I don't know what all the fuss is about," Boatswain Higgs said today...

Dale Farm travellers take over Wimbledon. Offered out of court settlement. 3
weematt 3 years
CERN's Large Hadron Collider admits defeat in search for Tulisa sex tape 0
cinquecento 3 years
Microsoft injunction stops Queen unveiling Jubilee Windows at Parliament 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Muamba doctors grateful for prayers. 14
Haywood Manley 3 years

"Medical expertise alone would not have saved him," says cardiologist...

HS3 set to explode across the London skyline 3
dvo4fun 3 years

The highly popular HS2 London-Manchester high-speed rail-link, widely considered punishment of rural voters for not delivering an overall Tory majority, has finished its consultation phase. However,...

Budget Latest: State Pensions to be Linked To Chart Position of N*Dubz 2
thisisall1word 3 years

The coalition government have announced that state pensions will no longer be linked to earnings but will instead follow the street-pop fortunes of the band N*Dubz as played out in their placings...

Narnia claims sovereignty over the wardrobe. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Sean Penn has spoken out in their support...

Dennis Waterman to host a new dating show on ITV, "Knock me out!". 0
Ian Searle 3 years

"No fighty, no likey"...

Slip of the tongue sees Queen dedicate herself to the United Arab Emirates 0
ianslat 3 years

The Queen was left red-faced earlier today as she accidentally dedicated herself to the United Arab Emirates in her Diamond Jubilee speech to the Houses of Parliament. ‘We’re honoured’ said...

NHS to recruit US hairdressers as cancer consultants 0
weematt 3 years

Following reports from the USA that hairdressers are well placed to spot and report early skin cancers the head of the NHS Latest Fads has recommended that American hairdressers be recruited and...

Fabrice Muamba update: Now playing piano and solving advanced calculus problems. 1
grottymonty 3 years

More miraculous improvements later...

Budget News: Defence spending cuts - Corporals to be privatised. 2
weematt 3 years

Rt Hon Philip Hammond MP announced today that the rank of corporal in all its forms is to be eliminated and the ranks of sergeant and above will handle their own privates in future. "Not also do we...