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Savile headstone recycled: “There’s enough marble for two urinals”, say family. 0
Tripod 10.10.12 1:53pm
Tripod
“Passwords too easy for thieves to crack”, says IT boffin...

“Passwords are a pain”, admits Barry Noakes, head of security at Final Solutions, the well-known business-to-business IT company, “but they’re all that’s standing in the way of a hacker...

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Tripod 10.10.12 5:12pm
Midfield Diamond
Government to sell burglar cull licenses

More to follow...

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apepper 10.10.12 1:29pm
apepper
Worker outrage subsides as announced 'pay slip downsize' proves literal.

Just the headline...

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MarmiteMedicine 10.10.12 1:16pm
MarmiteMedicine
Newcastle United players in fatwa danger if they play in Wonga sponsored shirts

"Is that worse than a red card?" queries manager Pardew...

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custard cream 10.10.12 12:53pm
custard cream
Home Secretary seeks Savile extradition from Hell

The Jimmy Savile saga took an extraordinary twist today when Home Secretary Theresa May announced she is seeking his extradition from Hell. "In this country, the long arm of the law stretches much...

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custard cream 10.10.12 12:46pm
custard cream
Occasional Skype user surprised to find that 'Update is available' 0
antharrison 10.10.12 12:43pm
antharrison
Dyslexic man arrested for attacking bugler 0
philthefunk 10.10.12 12:37pm
philthefunk
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sigmund 10.10.12 7:02pm
brd888
Burglar's steal the limelight too....

The new commercial; "have you been injured at work? Did the house you were burgling not have the correct Health & Safety measures in place? Have you been resticted from further burgling because...

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philthefunk 10.10.12 12:31pm
philthefunk
Chatroom troll electrocuted after PHSL 0
beau-jolly 10.10.12 12:29pm
beau-jolly
Elks stolen from Somerset farm, white bearded man in a red suit a suspect 0
simonjmr 10.10.12 12:20pm
simonjmr
Justin Lee Collins' abuse story get's loads of hits on internet... 0
philthefunk 10.10.12 12:17pm
philthefunk
Politicians to get commentary track

A new EU directive that comes into force in 2013 means all politicians must come with a free commentary track that explains in plain English the words behind the rhetoric. More soon...

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simonjmr 10.10.12 12:16pm
simonjmr
‘Strong’ passwords introduced to reduce use of swear words, reveals IT expert

Many of today’s computer users are forced to use so-called ‘strong’ passwords containing a mixture of upper and lower case characters in combination with numerals and punctuation marks. It is...

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Midfield Diamond 10.10.12 12:19pm
beau-jolly
Justin Lee Collins' Xmas Gig to kick off the domestic violence season

The Xmas Holidays, the traditional curtain raiser to the domestic violence season, are to be kicked off by Justin Lee Collins this year. . MORE LATER. MY CORN ON THE COB IS GETTING COLD...

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ronseal 10.10.12 12:02pm
ronseal
Special Release

The much loved folk duo Boris & Osborne, whose string of hits include:, Loans from America. The Sound of the Silent Majority. Homeless Bounders., Paisley, Stooge, Letwin & Thyroid. A...

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Mafaking Carwongo 10.10.12 11:43am
Mafaking Carwongo
Tow Law Town announce Big Dave sponsorship

Northern League Division 2 club Tow Law Town became the latest north-eastern football club to exploit the booming poverty and misery industry as they announced a sponsorship deal with Big Dave, a...

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johnnydobbo 11.10.12 7:36am
Gerontius
Special CHRISTMAS Release

The much loved folk duo Boris & Osborne, whose string of hits include:, Loans from America. The Sound of the Silent Majority. Homeless Bounders., Paisley, Stooge, Letwin & Thyroid. A...

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Mafaking Carwongo 10.10.12 11:34am
Mafaking Carwongo
Eric Pickles: There is NO Plan B. Or another other kind of diet. 0
Not Amused 10.10.12 11:32am
Not Amused
Nick Grimshaw quits 'predatory' Radio 1 breakfast show

The newly appointed host of Radio1's flagship breakfast show dramatically announced his departure earlier today, saying 'My remit to attract more 13,14 and 15 year olds is now clearly at odds with...

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SpankyMonkey 10.10.12 11:27am
SpankyMonkey
Austrian skydiver to try fallback option 0
exigo 10.10.12 11:19am
exigo
Schwarzenegger to star in Toyota Recall 2

more later...

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virtuallywill 11.10.12 1:03pm
Gerontius
Manfred Mann and Van Morrison to launch light removals business 2
Idiot 10.10.12 10:52pm
Boutros
Fund a Mental Islam group claims child shooting 0
medici2471 10.10.12 11:13am
medici2471
Computer abuse just not PC....

I'll get my coat ;-)...

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philthefunk 10.10.12 11:46am
Mafaking Carwongo
Maverick Arch-deacon unable to apply to be Archbishop of Canterbury...

because 'he's a loose Canon'...

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philthefunk 10.10.12 10:34am
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Branson insists that he should be able to bid for Archbishop of Canterbury

Virgin boss Richard Branson has pleaded with ministers to allow him to tender for the vacant slot of Archbishop of Canterbury., "Having an Archbishop as part our network can only benefit taxpayers...

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philthefunk 10.10.12 10:35am
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Starr concedes that when he was 49 his fiancée was 14 0
medici2471 10.10.12 10:20am
medici2471
Boris to give speech in Hague. Hague bracing himself... 0
philthefunk 10.10.12 10:13am
philthefunk