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Tall monument in centre of Trafalgar Sq. to be renamed Nelson's Column 0
A.A.Arkwright 06.12.13 11:24am
A.A.Arkwright
Assad, Mugabe, al-Bashir & Other Leaders Ponder How Much They Will Be Mourned 2
Titus 06.12.13 11:05am
Sinnick
Moral Compasses set for change in 2014

The Met Office announced today that gravitational pulls will result in a slight shift in moral compasses in 2014. They said that some people have already complained of complete befuddlement on...

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Mr Orca 06.12.13 10:47am
Robopop
Google steals business plan from Megatron

Comic-book nerds have expressed fear and delight at the prospect of Google robots soon doing battle with Amazon parcel drones. One geek confessed: ‘Having Autobots deliver to my home is way cool....

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Wrenfoe 06.12.13 10:45am
Wrenfoe
George Osbourne's Autumn Statement: "The Death Star is Fully Operational" 2
moanygit 06.12.13 10:29am
Mr Orca
Mandela Makes Headlines Despite Not Using Drugs Or Abusing Children.

He didn't even ruin a bank. What [i]are[/i] the press thinking of?...

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Titus 06.12.13 10:29am
Titus
Sites Crash As Posts Say "You Can't Say THAT About Coverage Of Mandela's Death". 0
Titus 06.12.13 10:24am
Titus
Spin doctor decides against saying 'It's a good day to bury bad news'

BUT we all know they're thinking it ! More soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 10:16am
bonjonelson
Britain mourns the passing of balance, perspective and sense of humour 1
cinquecento 06.12.13 10:09am
Titus
Gerry Adams 'confident of global wave of grief and despair' when he dies 4
pere floza 06.12.13 10:07am
pere floza
Daily Express ponder what Diana would make of Mandela's death.

Many more Express Diana stories soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 10:02am
Titus
Hyde Park memorial fountain to be renamed 'Diandela' 1
pere floza 06.12.13 10:00am
pere floza
BBC To Launch New 'Mandela' Channel

Following the death of Nelson Mandela, the BBC has announced that BBC1, BBC2 and Radio 4 are to be merged into a new 'superchannel' dedicated to broadcasting the news of Mr Mandela's death until the...

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deceangli 06.12.13 9:35am
deceangli
Man seeks counselling after realising Mandela's death hasn't left him bereft 0
irreverendJ 06.12.13 9:25am
irreverendJ
BBC 1 Heir hunters set to battle for control of Mandela's legacy 1
irreverendJ 06.12.13 9:17am
MADJEZ
Bookies breath sigh of relief...

as there's no overnight statement from Bruce Forsyth's agent...

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raudus 06.12.13 9:17am
raudus
Mandela's Death Is No Traegedy: It Is An Occasion To Celebrate His Achievements

I wish some of the news media would stop wittering on about his death being a "terrible tragedy". He was a frail, very old man who had been gravely ill for quite a while and who had quit active...

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Titus 06.12.13 9:11am
MADJEZ
'Marine A' changes name by Deed Poll to 'Marine A' before being named... 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 8:49am
MADJEZ
John Major to auction his Magic: The Gathering card collection for charity

more soon. Actually, I meant it, if people like the idea I'll come back and flesh this out a bit...

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bonjonelson 06.12.13 8:45am
bonjonelson
Mandela "not immortal" shock

Global leaders have been left reeling from the revelation that Nelson Mandela may not live forever. There is a now a distinct possibility that people will look to them to actually make the world a...

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Wrenfoe 06.12.13 8:43am
Wrenfoe
White South Africans help 'Ding dong the wicked witch is dead' to top chart. 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:30am
MADJEZ
Man feels like political activist after 'liking' Nelson Mandela on Facebook. 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:17am
MADJEZ
FW De Klerk demands refund over twenty year old polonium purchase.

More conspiracy theories soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:11am
MADJEZ
Film producers deny Mandela was 'offed' to boost ticket sales. 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:00am
MADJEZ
Killer soldier named as A Blackman; EDL unsure what to say now 3
Oxbridge 06.12.13 12:58am
Not Amused
As Xmas looms man dreading relatives question on "what exactly do you do?"

Metaphors, anecdotes and comparisons with occupations from a bygone age are hopeless when explaining "what exactly is it you do", according to a new report. The verdict will make grim reading for...

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ronseal 06.12.13 12:49am
Jesus H
Chancellor's Autumn Statement - text in full.

"Lalalalalalalalalalalalllallaaaalalal flowers sunshine recovery lalalalalalalalalala. Sod off povs lalalalalalalalalala flogging off Eurostarlalalalalalalalalalahappy happy dancelalalalalalalalalala...

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blokefromstoke 05.12.13 11:04pm
deskpilot3
Dead man dies at film premiere 0
medici2471 05.12.13 11:02pm
medici2471
Grieeeeeeeeeeve....Nelson Mandela 0
irreverendJ 05.12.13 10:41pm
irreverendJ
World in shock as several people die in a week

With the deaths of Nelson Mandela, Paul Walker and the victims of the Glasgow helicopter crash coming so close together, many are wondering, what is going on? There is a belief that several people...

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Hooch 05.12.13 10:40pm
Hooch