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Shock discovery as milk from cloned cows is the same colour as normal cow milk 0
Basil_B 2 years

Protesters against the production of cloned foods were today confounded by the discovery that milk from a cloned cow is in fact the same colour as milk from a normal cow. ' How are we supposed to...
UAE censorship only targeted at smartphones named after fruits 1
Dumbnews 2 years
Alex Higgins laid to rest ,right on cue. 2
arrghgarry 2 years
Mike from cloned cow says " I cannot beleive I`m not the only one" 0
arrghgarry 2 years

maybe theres more...
Dr. Phil's latest book, "Simplify your life in 987 easy steps" 1
Dumbnews 2 years
Isle of Wight appoints Speed Artist 0
Mrblacker 2 years

In an attempt to crack down on speeding drivers, the ruling council on the Isle of Wight has appointed its first Road Safety Team. Made up for three police officers, the squad consists of sketch...
Thousands of healthy men 'being put down' 10
jp1885 2 years

A survey of Britain's pubs, bars and nightclubs, carried out jointly by the University of Leicester's Department of Sociology and Nuts! magazine, has revealed that thousands of perfectly healthy...
Young Imam of the year opens it`s doors to all comers ,gay ,protestant 3
arrghgarry 2 years

Catholics, women ,divorced ,Jews and chavs.We realized that we were being discriminatory in only allowing Muslims ,in allowing all faiths we can really get a man (or woman )of the peoples .There will...
Worker productivity rises by utilizing time waiting for slow web pages to load 0
Dumbnews 2 years
New crime-fighting chemist TV show ‘too formulaic’ say critics 0
jp1885 2 years
Jobcentre f***s out of work pornstars 0
BlackAndroid 2 years
Wasps ask local council to remove the home of Katie Price from their nest. 0
Basil_B 2 years
Rise in tapeworm infections 'no fluke', say HPA. 0
SingingHinny 2 years
TV expert sacked from "Antiques Roadshow" for not dressing eccentrically 2
pinxit 2 years

Pink polka-dot cravatte 'not enough'...
Whitehouse Adamant That There Is No Truth That Obama Followed Through.. 0
Sharpehunter 2 years

He always has that look on his face...
Pentagon leaks: bombing Iran will not make everyone in Israel rich. Unconfirmed. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 2 years
Cats Mother says Fabulous Fabregas will be back.. 0
Sharpehunter 2 years

The Cats Mother, otherwise known as 'she' met with the Spanish Press today, eager to jump on the bandwagon and comment on the likelihood of Fabulous Fabregas coming back to barca...
Barcelona Coach Driver - Fab Fab will be at the back! 0
Sharpehunter 2 years

Esposito Banderas, the driver of Barcelona's team coach has today come out and said that he is confident that Fab Fabregas will be on his coach this season. "He used to like sitting at the back of...
Shakespeare folio thief claims he was "only file sharing". 0
the coarse whisperer 2 years

"Everyone does it you know"...
Andy Burnham demands withdrawal of cloned Miliband. 0
the coarse whisperer 2 years
Obama - That Cameroon is a funny man.. laugh 0
Sharpehunter 2 years

I almost shit myself!...
Trolley case triggers earthquake alert 0
roybland 2 years

A worldwide earthquake alert was triggered early today after vibrations from a woman's trolley case registered 8 on the Richter Scale. Daphne Watson (56), who 'packs the kitchen-sink' when she goes...
Effigy makers welcome Cameron's Pakistan comments 1
jp1885 2 years

Pakistan's traditional effigy makers have given British Prime Minister David Cameron the thumbs up today, after his allegations that the country was actively promoting the export of terrorism saw a...
Saudi man executed after finding image of Mohammed in slice of toast 10
ramblesnake 2 years

Well stone me...
Grapevine 'is out-of-date technology' says Watchdog 0
Zadok the second 2 years

Ofcom, the broadcasting watchdog has slammed the manufacturers of the popular gossip source The Grapevine. Vice-chair Harry Johnstone, responsible for co-ordinating the three-month investigation...
Huntley wins Lottery 0
roybland 2 years
Snooker champs go for the plant as Higgins takes extended rest. 0
Phlegm 2 years
Clegg 40% less fanciable than three months ago 4
ChrisHarrison 2 years

Following his decision to join forces with the Conservatives, Lib Dem leader, Nick Clegg, has seen his sexual attractiveness plummet. The Facebook group, ‘Nick Clegg? I would’ has seen its...
Pinnipeds 'Up in Flippers', as BP Plans to 'Seal' Gulf Well 0
mugwump 2 years
Huntley just fantastically accident prone , claims Prison Service 4
Gary Stanton 2 years

The Prison Service say they will ‘vigorously defend’ the case being pursued by litigious caretaker nonce Ian Huntley,36, and insist all injuries he sustained while banged up are due to his own...