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Sainsburys shopper collects active school vouchers 0
Basil_B 3 years

and knows what to do with them...

M1 closure to affect sport and football fans 0
virtuallywill 3 years

. snickers as well...

Sport: Formula 1: China Grand Prix: Latest: "Who is La Milton? 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years
Cameron's speech announcing 'taste test' for 'good imigration' leaked 10
Ironduke 3 years

Let me be quite clear. Sam and I love a Ruby on a Saturday night, so the Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis- call them what you will, they're in. The Chinese, yes, sure, they've made a terrific...

Stockport couple announce detailed plan to usurp royal wedding 0
antharrison 3 years

Mike McGough and his bride-to-be Natalie Burgess have announced via Facebook that they envisage their wedding day to be the “Main event of 2011”, and have advised friends and family that they can...

Rock band with criminal past to reform 1
virtuallywill 3 years
Shocked landlord of Cardiff pub bans couple for being 'Welsh' 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Ian Hislop's poshness growing exponentially 0
3 years

Shares in blazers soar...

Typing error means French government forces muslims to accept burger van. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Warning over Olympic travel chaos as thousands book flights out 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

A report out today warned of impending chaos during the 2012 Olympic games, with airports jammed with people desperate to escape the tedium of saturation coverage of 12-bore Yachting and Welterweight...

A.M.A.: Bratz Dolls "gateway drug" to marrying men with neck tattoos 0
Tom Sarvay 3 years

Researchers in the United States have recently discovered a surprising statistic wherein women who played with Bratz Dolls as children were 4 times more likely to marry a man with a neck tattoo,...

New site for people who get things the wrong way round: Arseaboutfacebook 3
John Wiltshire 3 years
The Earth admits to being bi-polar. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More planetary confessions soon...

Travel industry concerned by rise in stay-at-home vacations 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dr. Phil publishes his unified theory of relationships 0
Dumbnews 3 years
OK, these 'angels' might not actually shag you, Lynx concedes 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Pervy Zeta-Jones Fans Disappointed to Learn What Bipolar Actually Means 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Perverted shepherd only likes lamb 0
OldThingy 3 years
Man who deliberately exposed his rear end contracts painfully chapped bum..... 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years

Sore Moon....

Andrew Lansley savaged by nurse shark whilst on holiday 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Gingly Mostoma reporting...

Government spokesman says latest Vince Cable row "was only a matter of time". 0
MC One R 3 years

And it is inevitable that there will be, More soon...

Cher to release album using the music of classical composer Handel 3
Screenie 3 years

The album, which contains Cher singing lyrics to some classic Handel pieces, will be called 'Fragile' and is to be released later this year...

Simon and Garfunkel reunite, not for the money, but for Arts sake 2
virtuallywill 3 years
Shampoo boycotted as people demand real poo 2
Boarfunkel 3 years
M5 lamb theft motorist to be baa'ed 1
beau-jolly 3 years

I'll get me sheepskin coat...

Zeta-Jones feels "indifferent" following new diagnosis of tri-polar disorder 0
charlies_hat 3 years
'Despite what people say, I actually find them quite useful' 1
Pinhead 3 years

, says veteran BBC weather man, stroking his chest a few weeks after accidentally taking some hormone tablets...

Archaeologists think Viking woman should have worn a veil. 1
Ostsee 3 years
New study shows that older men prefer women 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

A new study from Trowbridge University's Department of the Bleedin' Obvious has found that most dirty old men prefer women., The head of the department, 55 year old Derek Smedley, said that the...

Mercedes the Polar Bear 'put to sleep', then executed 0
virtuallywill 3 years

no bi-polar jokes, please....