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Meddling kids recruited to search for MH370 in long hallways with many doors 0
Bigglesworth 21.03.14 7:30pm
Bigglesworth
Max Clifford trial ‘cynical PR stunt’ to give false impression he has a large pe

Sadly, it just proved he is a big dickhead. “I have never had sex with anyone, so how anyone could know the size of my penis is laughable” said Lonesome George just before he became extinct....

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Damien_H 21.03.14 7:11pm
Damien_H
Man caught watching Crimewatch without a TV Licence

'It's kind of ironic,' said Bill Evans of Basingstoke, 'but I was just watching Crimewatch to see who they were chasing this week and Doris, that's the wife, said "isn't that our front door?". Well...

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throngsman 21.03.14 7:01pm
throngsman
Cameron - 'We're still missing an idiot in parliment

In an interview with comedian James Corden today the Prime Minister confided that his cabinet was like a village community but added that 'we still haven't got enough idiots on board.' He listed a...

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throngsman 21.03.14 6:50pm
throngsman
Pastor Phelps' love of anal sex revealed in new documentary, 'Tight Said Fred' 0
sydalg 21.03.14 6:46pm
sydalg
Most people over 70 years old admit burying their parents 2
Bigglesworth 21.03.14 6:39pm
bonjonelson
"Mounting fears" for porcupines during mating season 4
Schoolboy 21.03.14 6:35pm
throngsman
Emperor Paid Tailor with Bitcoins 1
deceangli 21.03.14 6:34pm
throngsman
Journalists scour ocean for missing news

The story was last seen at the weekend, but is now thought to be adrift and bobbing around aimlessly out of reach. Journalists from all corners of the world have taken to ships and planes,...

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Adrian Bamforth 21.03.14 6:21pm
Adrian Bamforth
Ukraine- After the Annexe Putin says he wants a Conservatory 1
Dun Dunkin 21.03.14 6:12pm
GrumpyCat
Creator of controversial anti smoking campaign Fred Phelps dies 1
Bigglesworth 21.03.14 5:47pm
Ref Minor
Scientists reveal new Occam's Razor with three blades

Researchers from the Applied Theoretics department of the University of East Cheam have hailed the invention of a new three-bladed version of Occam's Razor, claiming it can work up to four times more...

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bonjonelson 21.03.14 5:43pm
Schoolboy
Head-injured grammar pedant slips into comma 0
sydalg 21.03.14 5:27pm
sydalg
Reports say Emperor with no clothes "was also playing air guitar" 0
sydalg 21.03.14 5:21pm
sydalg
Moslems to Train Vatican in Grooming Techniques

“For years we’ve run an annual Inter-Faith Conference”, said Monsignor Petrocelli. “But it’s always been a big disappointment – half the delegates don’t drink, the dietary restrictions...

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deceangli 21.03.14 4:41pm
deceangli
The reality of Schroedinger's cat

Details have just been released of test carried out by Kerry University's physics department in which scienists attempted to create a real-life version of Ernst Schroedingers famous thought...

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Smart Alex 21.03.14 4:15pm
Titus
'Fred must have listened to the Pet Shop Boys' conclude Phelps family after loss

Reverend Fred Phelps Sr, the hugely controversial founder of the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas, died on Wednesday evening at the age of 84, leading his family to conclude that he must have been a...

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Jesus H 21.03.14 3:34pm
Midfield Diamond
Man who put 45M fake £1 coins into circulation uses 'quantitive easing' defence 2
Smart Alex 21.03.14 3:24pm
raudus
Ancient tribes superstitions more logical than local man's opinions 0
Dumbnews 21.03.14 3:01pm
Dumbnews
Man found with tea and biscuits in car charged with dunk driving 2
sydalg 21.03.14 3:01pm
Wrenfoe
Government Should provide more guidance on supercar buying, says Lamborghini

With the relaxation of pension pots announced in the budget, concern has been raised by Lamborghini, the supercar manufacturer, about the pensioners' choices. 'Frankly we don't want whippet owning...

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throngsman 21.03.14 3:00pm
Wrenfoe
'Why not freeze Chelsea's assets while you're on? asks everyone

News that the list of 21 prominent Russians and Ukrainians to have their Western assets frozen in reponse to Russia's blatant seizure of Crimea does not include Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich have...

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Oxbridge 21.03.14 2:59pm
Wrenfoe
Switzerland annexes Russia to protect interests of cuckoo clocks

With the promise of free Toblerones and Swiss Army knives for all Russians, the surprise attack was launched with precision timing and within 2 hours 150 million Russians had stormed government...

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farmer giles 21.03.14 2:59pm
farmer giles
Kenya’s new polygamy law is ‘Amaze Balls!’

While most of the world struggles with preserving the sanctity of marriage against the rigors of divorce, Reality TV and sharing a duvet; Kenyan men have made a conscious decision to embrace their...

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Wrenfoe 21.03.14 2:37pm
Wrenfoe
Sale of unclaimed lost property to include one Boeing 777 and one penis

The Headteacher of the human race has urged those who may have lost something to check with the lost property office before it all gets put on e-Bay at the end of term. Mr Tate, widely known as...

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Midfield Diamond 21.03.14 2:37pm
Midfield Diamond
Football matches to kick off one minute late in new punctuality drive 0
Bigglesworth 21.03.14 2:17pm
Bigglesworth
Yesterday in Parliament : Heisenberg’s bill passed

‘Accusations of dithering and shifting position are old fashioned and outdated’ says Nick Clegg prior to the latest Lib Dem policy U turn. ‘What people fail to recognise is the dual nature of...

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Robert Koch 21.03.14 2:10pm
beau-jolly
Ukranian Liberals Who Got Rid of Nuclear Weapons Admit Might is Right

"Maybe we were idealistic that Russia would respect our borders after we got rid of nuclear weapons and they signed a treaty guaranteeing our borders", Moscow replied that incorporating Ukraine into...

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Dun Dunkin 21.03.14 2:05pm
Dun Dunkin
Britain Already Annexed, Russia Warned

It emerged today that the US had annexed Britain in 1945. In revelations to the UN Security Council, the Russian ambassador to the UN, Ivan Territory, spoke after a motion condemning Russia’s...

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londonLaurie 21.03.14 1:58pm
londonLaurie
Secret Ukrainian plan for Russia to win Eurovision Song Contest

It has emerged that juries are being secretly rigged across Europe to ensure that Russia wins Eurovision 2014 in May. 'A win for Russia will cripple their economy,' declared Foreign Secretary...

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beemerbiker 21.03.14 12:23pm
beemerbiker