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Traditionalists attack Scottish cabinet plans for same-sex Gay Gordon couples 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MPs draft in Theresa May after GS4 boss fails to turn up to answer questions 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
First Olympic swimmers find German team’s towels already at pool side 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
10 year waiting list for Bash Street school 0
apepper 3 years

Frustrated parents in Beanotown have complained about the admissions policy of a local school. "It' ridiculous; some pupils have been held back for the past 70 years so there are thousands of kids...

Noah 'humiliated' as all ark occupants revealed to be male. 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Population growth down to migrants brought in to carry torch 0
grottymonty 3 years

Britain's population boom is solely down to the train loads of migrants brought from Eastern Europe to haul a fire round the highways and byeways of the UK., "To be fair, who in their right mind...

Extinction fears as Britain's milkmen down to last 3 breeding pairs 11
simonjmr 3 years

Once an abundant sight in the early hours of the morning on the Streets of the UK, the indigenous populations of milkmen have declined, to almost extinction. Some observers even report that there are...

Sexed Up Versions Of Classic Novels On The Way..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Gives a whole new meaning to "Wuthering Heights."...

Texas death row inmate revises “unachievable” travel bucket list 3
Yikes 3 years

Condemned murderer Jed Murray accepts his incarceration in the Texas State Penitentiary made his “50 places to visit before I die” bucket list unachievable. “I managed a side trip to the Grand...

Beatification may be just down the road for the Olympic Flame 10
dvo4fun 3 years

With a little over a week to go before the games’ opening ceremony, the Pope is to fast-track an application for recognition of the Olympic Flame as a Saint. “Technically, there needs to be at...

Inverdale may be off the hook after gaffe. 6
dvo4fun 3 years

A leading sports presenter at this weekend’s athletics Grand Prix in London may face a BBC professional conduct enquiry, after asking an athlete a question that was neither trite nor predictable....

Bradley Wiggins carried round on dais when not cycling 1
grottymonty 3 years

It has been revealed tonight that Britain's maillot Jaune shoe in Brad Wiggins is carried round on a dais by his teammates when not actually cycling. Not content with being lead up hill and down dale...

Olympic flame - now just buggering about waiting for Olympics to start 0
grottymonty 3 years

LOCOG officials have confirmed that the torch has been everywhere they wanted to go and are now just "hanging about in the Home Counties"...

FA Respect Committee fails to agree on correct spelling of (k)nobhead. 1
Catch32 3 years
'Jesus Christ ... look at the ratings' says Lloyd-Webber. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Man With Erectile Dysfunction Selected For Limpprick Games. 3
arthurminnit 3 years
Sponsorship & 400m Hamburger Hurdles are "completely unrelated" claim organisers 5
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Olympic organisers strongly denied yesterday that their newest track event, in which runners pursue a speeding wire-pulled hamburger before wrestling rivals to the death for a bite of it, was in any...

David Beckham 'disappointed' with consolation role as Olympic bag-checker 0
Catch32 3 years
English defence league take over Olympic security as G4S phone in sick. 1
The Masked Frog 3 years

A week is a long time in politics. And so is a day. A day in which we have seen the entire workforce of security firm G4S phone in sick in the morning, and in the afternoon the entire English Defence...

Home Secretary not quite 100% about where she lives. 0
rustytruss 3 years
Hornby Model Railways awarded contract for electrification of Midland mainline 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Torch relay on Isle of Wight told to "PUT THAT LIGHT OUT" 0
Tomfinger 3 years

Don't you know there's a war on?...

Olympic Village fete opens with whack the rat: Team GB take first Goldfish 1
charlies_hat 3 years

Hat tip to Button who seems to be in bed with everyone at the moment...

Chris Brown pens new porn novel 'Seven Shades of Shit' 0
bonjonelson 3 years
2012 TV spoof slammed for not even getting close to a spoof. 0
Boutros 3 years

BBC apologists have rallied round in support of the TV comedy 2012. "We briefed the writers to make it far-fetched but we simply could not have predicted cock-ups on such a grand scale. Scripts were...

Troops to get Olympics Conflict medals 2
Boutros 3 years

Soldiers serving in the militarised East London Province will be awarded medals on completion of their Olympics tour of duty, the Defence Secretary announced today. The move virtually guarantees...

50 Squirrels of Grey - an insight into Team GB Squirrel licking squad 2
simonjmr 3 years
Boris Johnson wins landslide election as London 2012 Olympic Village Idiot 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Woman arrested as 'terrorist' after not caring about Olympic torch in her street 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Olympic security guards fail "trainers are ok" test 6
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

G4S  group confirmed today it had taken on an extra 3,500 personnel to safeguard Olympic sites,  but could not deploy them due to dress code interpretation difficulties. Recruits are struggling to...