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Royal Male delivered! Poor journalist gets stories mixed up 1
Jesus H 10.07.13 10:42pm
Titus
PPI Claims agencies now targeting ‘mis sold’ marriages...

PPI claims handlers have now diversified by targeting ‘mis-sold’ marriages from 1987-1999. The decision to diversify has been down to a new discovery that married couples are not as happy as...

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kon.boley 10.07.13 9:56pm
Jesus H
Illinois becomes the last state to permit 'concealed paranoia'

The rest of the US can now breath a collective sigh of relief (before retreating into various underground bunkers) that "The Prairie State" has agreed to embrace concealed weapons. By allowing their...

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Wrenfoe 10.07.13 7:27pm
Wrenfoe
Royal Mail workers are concerned shares will be lost in the post

More later...

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Wrenfoe 10.07.13 7:06pm
Jesus H
Sun King defends kitschy palace: "Le tat, c'est moi" 1
sydalg 10.07.13 6:49pm
FOAD
Last untouched North London loft space undergoes conversion

Unconverted lofts in North London were consigned to history today when Enfield homeowner Frank Shuter unveiled his new extended study and sleep over space. Mr Shuter said: “It’s sad seeing a bit...

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Mandy Lifeboat 10.07.13 5:54pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Top Gear Presenters Condemn Jet Shopping Trolley As "Childish and Dangerous"

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/95655/Hes-off-his-trolley.html...

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Titus 10.07.13 5:46pm
Titus
Statisticians strike "110% solid"

More to follow...

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apepper 10.07.13 5:31pm
AReader
DJ Mel Grieg sues for loss of nose

Mangers at Southern Cross Austereo were disappointed to discover that the former DJ had over-reacted to a harmless comedic "slight of hand". Despite previously enjoying the "coin behind the ear...

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Wrenfoe 10.07.13 4:33pm
Wrenfoe
Police admit their report on lorry collision was heavy dents based 4
Smart Alex 10.07.13 4:04pm
sillybugger
Isle of Wight smog 'could last weeks'

The haze engulfing the island could last for weeks, as air pollution soared to record levels. The pollution standards index peaked at 331 yesterday, breaking previous records and well above hazardous...

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Blake 10.07.13 3:49pm
Blake
Roayal mail sell off gets stamp of approval. 1st and 2nd class shares available.

The city of London almost collapsed today as telephone lines and internet connections buckled under the demand for information regarding the forthcoming sale of a Royal Male. When interested parties...

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irreverendJ 10.07.13 3:47pm
irreverendJ
SAS Sniper Danny Nightingale convicted of possessing a killer right hook. 0
sdritchie 10.07.13 3:47pm
sdritchie
Vet getting annoyed at parrots asking for second opinion 0
sydalg 10.07.13 3:32pm
sydalg
Elton John's appendix to make farewell tour 0
Dick Everyman 10.07.13 3:15pm
Dick Everyman
OED update: Thrash (verb) - to lose to, as in 'England will thrash Australia' 4
John Wiltshire 10.07.13 3:00pm
Lindy Moone
Optimist Applies For £2 Million Grant To Investigate Cure For Pessimism

[Hat tip tip me. And to John Wiltshire]...

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Titus 10.07.13 2:17pm
Titus
Despair as millions realise that Murray victory will not change their lives.

Help and support organisations such as the Samaritans are being deluged with calls as millions of Britons slowly come to realise that Andy Murray's historic Wimbledon win is of benefit only to Andy...

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sredni vashta 10.07.13 2:01pm
Titus
Twitter's 'Blue Tick' now the 'Holy Grail' for ambitious youth

In an age when reaching the highest rank of the high school social order no longer being attainable with just a lucky diagnosis of early-onset moustache growth, or an unrivalled ability to scale the...

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Jesus H 10.07.13 1:39pm
Jesus H
'Scottish' life-sentence breaches Human Rights Act

All Scots must have an opportunity for their nationality to be reviewed periodically, with parole granted in suitably deserving cases, ruled the European Court., A group of three Scotsmen had...

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Ironduke 10.07.13 12:52pm
AReader
Tagging 'inhuman and degrading' claims serial rapist

A serial rapist has appealed to the European Court of Human Rights on the grounds that being tagged is inhuman and degrading. 'Imaging how it feels,' said 22-year-old Harry Fleshman, 'when you have...

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Arthur 10.07.13 12:44pm
Ironduke
EU rule against murdered people being in coffins forever

In a controversial ruling today, the EU Court of Justice ruled that murdered people should not be allowed to stay in their coffins without the hope of being resurrected. In their ruling, the court...

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John Wiltshire 10.07.13 12:38pm
Sinnick
European Court Bans Punishment Of Criminals

"Not only is punishment a cruel and unnnatural infringement of offenders' human rights" said justice Carmel LeFarge of the European Court of Justice "But calling them 'offenders' is, in itself,...

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Titus 10.07.13 11:54am
Arthur
FA calls for snap World Cup while we're on a roll

(or whoever controls English football)...

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beau-jolly 10.07.13 11:35am
beau-jolly
Pointless Skin Care Range for Men to be Launched

Cosmetics giant L'Unreal is to launch a new range of cosmetics aimed specifically at the British male. The new range, which will be advertised with the strapline “It's Not Worth It”, will target...

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Beerboy 10.07.13 11:22am
Beerboy
God's new religion

A spokesman for the almighty has announced that God will start his own brand religion as soon as he has set up a Facebook account. The spokesman continued, "The Almighty has been quite frankly...

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aksakal 10.07.13 10:38am
aksakal
Evidence of Neat-o

Due to typographic error in yesterdays Guardian we wish to point out that the Rhode Island Religious Society is Providence Based and not as we stated evidence-based...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.07.13 10:33am
Scronnyglonkle
Drivers of white 4x4s to be offered free penis enlargements

In a bold move to cut the number of unnecessary gas guzzling 4x4s on our roads, a new government scheme is attempting to target the primary culprits: owners of white 4x4s, otherwise known as ‘small...

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Slante Dangle 10.07.13 10:27am
Scronnyglonkle
Lonely Pensioner Admits She Enjoys Receiving Regular Threatening Letters ...

which is why she has decided not to have a TV licence...

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Titus 10.07.13 10:26am
Titus
'Wimbledon success will not change me', insists John Terry

Chelsea and England captain John Terry released a statement to concerned Chelsea supporters today, insisting that his success at Wimbledon this year will in no way change him as a person or as a...

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Jesus H 10.07.13 10:03am
Ironduke