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Shares down amid nuclear apocalypse rumours 1
hughesroland 3 years
Teachers back plans to get rid of under-performing MPs after three months 1
Ian Searle 3 years

And not to wait a full five years for a General Electon...

US military piss away opportunity for peace 3
Immunis 3 years
Cameron to rethink controversial plans which affect people who vote for him 0
Ian Searle 3 years

But will carry on closing libraries and day care centres, cutting the NHS and all the things which affect oiks!...

Inventor of Clearasil found guilty of spot fixing 2
jp1885 3 years
Fergie 'posed as donor' for undercover orphanage film. Gullibility Oscar likely. 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Complaints mount after latest Groupon offer for Dignitas assisted suicide. 12
bonjonelson 3 years

A number of complaints have been raised after the latest Groupon discount coupon was published online offering a 70% discount on Dignitas assisted suicide services. Carol Poindexter, from Cardiff,...

Slow witted seamstress cottons on 4
button 3 years
Down in the mouth, admits duck fancier 3
medici2471 3 years
Adolecesents confused as Lynx 2012 doesn't get them laid 5
Shandy 3 years

There was widespread confusion among young sex starved teens as new evidence emerged that Lynx's latest God awful toiletry will not in fact guarantee sexual intercourse. There is widespread concern...

BBC denies biased reporting of bid for Scottish independence from licence fee 3
3 years

The BBC was embroiled in a bitter row last night, after using the same unflattering picture of Alex Salmond in dozens of reports about his bid for Scottish independence. Officials denied the...

US Marines in Taliban urination scandal identified by birthmarks 0
MrQ 3 years
Duchess of York set to launch new Turkish porridge diet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Poor teachers face the sack, Rich ones to get more holidays 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Fake Tan Man Cameron Heads To Mid-East For A Top Up..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Wow, whee! folks, his first genuine tan!...

Cameron to get rid of poorly performing Education Ministers earlier. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Tesco share dive reveals true extent of Worrall Thompson's pilfering 0
Boutros 3 years
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Sinnick 3 years
Paul McCartney Names New Album "Kiss My Black Ass" 0
@spinal_bap 3 years

Sir Paul McCartney has rejected the advice of his friends, family and personal psychiatrist by giving his new solo record the needlessly provocative title "Kiss My Black Ass". Sir Paul has explained...

Tesco price drop 0
button 3 years
Leak empties think tank. 2
nickb 3 years

“I can’t believe it,” says Professor David Warren, director for the centre right Policy Institute Forum Group. “I checked the tank last night before I went home and it was totally full of...

Institute of Economic Affairs issues guidelines on low cost infidelity. 1
nickb 3 years

The IEA’s new handbook “How to Have an Economic Affair” starts with a choice of illicit partner: “Try not to be attracted to a partner who lives in another city,” the guide advises. With...

English gymnasts sweep the medals board in All-England Competition 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
'We thought they were on fire' claim US marines 0
jp1885 3 years
Username too short for Gravatar shocker 1
MrQ 3 years

Keen contributer unable to add ironic image to his profile, as his username is a few letters short for Gravatar. "Looks like I'm stuck with the pattern of small polygons", he said today...

Scotland separation from UK - Salmond and Sturgeon to mullet over 19
Smart Alex 3 years

The plaice for all your fish puns...

Alex Salmond mistakenly agrees to a Scottish Independence ballet 1
simonjmr 3 years
Taliban vote in favour of assisted suicide 0
Sinnick 3 years

Satire or bad taste ?...

Exact colour of the Milky Way is blue, says the blue car 0
charlies_hat 3 years
HEAVEN TO BE FULL BY THE YEAR 2025 SAYS POPE 0
radicalmammal 3 years

Devotees of Christianity were stunned this week by the shock revelation from the Vatican that heaven is in real danger of becoming full by as early as 2025., Speaking from an opulently furnished...