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Herbalist convicted of giving short measures is forced to serve more thyme 0
Ian Searle 17.09.13 8:04am
Ian Searle
Iran threatens planet with terrifying cat-killing device 0
phil_smith 17.09.13 6:27am
phil_smith
United Wood Report: "Something definitely shits but can't say its the bears"

No more soon...

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Not Amused 17.09.13 6:23am
Not Amused
Plastic bags dither on whether to give Nick Clegg the vote

“If I may say so” said Mr Clegg “that is a very silly idea” The plastic bags were unavailable for comment, but sources close to the plastic bag leadership indicated they were ‘not keen’...

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farmer giles 17.09.13 12:40am
farmer giles
Village wishing well is a money pit, claims council. 3
Boutros 16.09.13 11:01pm
Boutros
Ann Widdecombe told she must wear veil in court

Former MP, Ann Widdecombe, has been instructed by a judge that in her case, it is compulsory that she wears a face covering veil in future appearances in court...

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apepper 16.09.13 10:23pm
FOAD
Wiccans to be allowed to burn police, though not when giving evidence

Firelighters later...

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virtuallywill 16.09.13 9:43pm
virtuallywill
Batman fails to clean up Gotham City after accidentally donning futility belt 1
Smart Alex 16.09.13 9:35pm
deskpilot3
UN inspectors likely to confirm that the Earth is NOT flat. 0
Squudge 16.09.13 9:15pm
Squudge
Waterpark introduces slowest ride ever.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24104643...

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Al OPecia 16.09.13 9:15pm
Al OPecia
'If you love them, let them go' followed with tragic consequences at circus 16
fernandomando 16.09.13 8:52pm
fernandomando
Billy Connolly to record "If it wasn't for yer willies"

get well soon!...

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Scronnyglonkle 16.09.13 7:53pm
Scronnyglonkle
Billy Connolly diagnosed as "appearing on the same Chat Show too many times". 1
Al OPecia 16.09.13 6:59pm
Wrenfoe
Barclays buys porn site, to instigate online sperm banking... 1
Tripod 16.09.13 6:59pm
Robopop
Cuadrilla defeated by Godzilla 1
nickb 16.09.13 6:55pm
Al OPecia
What nothing yet about Billy's prostate op..shame on you world 0
irreverendJ 16.09.13 6:05pm
irreverendJ
Salvage experts attempt to re-float Costa Brittania grounded by hopeless skipper

Marooned and half sunk, the Costa Brittannia has been left stranded for many months, after skipper Tony De Bushbitch steered it onto the rocks and abandoned ship, leaving millions in danger of...

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ronseal 16.09.13 5:53pm
writinginbsl
‘Peace feels an awful like getting shot’, says Syria

People were dancing on the streets of Damascus or energetically dodging shrapnel depending on your perspective, at the onset of the US-Russian accord. As peace reigned, bombs rained and Syrians...

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Wrenfoe 16.09.13 5:48pm
Tripod
Santa questioned in connection with historical offences under Christmas Tree

Scotland Yard today confirmed that a man believed to be more than 1,600 years old has voluntarily attended Bow Street Police Station to answer allegations of child abuse. Police would not name the...

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Arthur 16.09.13 5:44pm
Arthur
Nick Clegg and Vince Cable divided over whether they are divided

Nick Clegg and Vince Cable clashed at the Lib Dem conference today over reports that they were divided. 'We are not divided,' declared Nick Clegg from the conference centre, a phone box on the...

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John Wiltshire 16.09.13 4:48pm
nickb
Defendant In Court Confused By Judge, Prosecution & Jury all Wearing Niqābs 0
Titus 16.09.13 4:11pm
Titus
IRA comes out against proposal to ban veils and face masks in public

A spokesman for the provisional IRA appeared on television -wearing a balaclava- to declare that the right to wear a balaclava was integral part of their lifestyle, from media appearances, funerals,...

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steve_l 16.09.13 4:08pm
steve_l
UKIP Undermine Democracy & Cheat By Offering Policies Which Voters Actually Want 0
Titus 16.09.13 4:02pm
Titus
New study finds people alter their behaviour while being studied 1
Dumbnews 16.09.13 4:02pm
steve_l
Next Lib Dem government will rendezvous with Voyager 1

The election of a Lib Dem government is expected to occur about the same time Voyager 1 reaches its final destination through interstellar space according to astro-psephologists. 'We may have to...

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roybland 16.09.13 3:56pm
roybland
Woman must remove kidney to give evidence

A court has rules than Sara Mohamed must remove her left kidney before giving evidence at court. The judge, who in an unrelated matter is in desperate need of a kidney transplant, has said that she...

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tomholder 16.09.13 3:01pm
tomholder
Rogue Gymnasts Reveal Role In Acrobatic Robbery

Last week’s raid on a local jewellery store in Hull came as a surprise to many local residents, but in another shock twist combined with a straddle split, it emerged members of Hull’s premier...

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JoshBa 16.09.13 2:50pm
JoshBa
Culture news:’Veils to be banned for Muslims but made compulsory for munters.’ 1
FOAD 16.09.13 2:35pm
Robopop
Nick Clegg rescued from Cameron by Anti-Trafficking Squad

Details are slowing emerging about a victim identified only as a “vulnerable male in his forties”, who is now in the care of Westminster Social Services. He was whisked to safety after officers...

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sydalg 16.09.13 2:11pm
Robopop
Mindless vandals tarnish Misterland's oldest character 1
Robopop 16.09.13 2:04pm
Robopop