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Research finds that smoking weed can make you ‘err..... stuff’ 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A team of researchers in New Zealand have conducted a study into the effects of smoking cannabis at a young age, and concluded that ‘Smoking weed while your brain is still developing can make you,...

Older bees find young bees' dancing "incomprehensible". 8
nickb 3 years
Longleat Monkeys finally complete Vauxhall Astra Project 13
button 3 years

After 5 years of hard work the monkeys of Longleat drive through Safari have put the finishing touches to a metallic blue Vauxhall Astra. Paul, spokesmen for the 100 strong Rhesus monkey troop told...

Young bees "embarrassed" by older bees dancing. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Annual Taliban dinner dance fundraiser postponed. 0
Maverick 3 years
Philip in the pink 1
Squudge 3 years

So nice to see (HRH) Philip looking well again,

Gardener Questions Thyme. 4
The All New Jeni B 3 years

I'm [s]sorrel[/s] er, sorry...

Stats show number of 5* subs has dipped for first time in Newsbiscuit history 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Tin Man, Scarecrow seen wandering in Herts as UK prepares for more storms. 4
nickb 3 years
Vox Pops ultimately inconclusive, concludes Vox Pops 2
Chindle 3 years

In a blow to lazy television producers everywhere, a recent series of Vox Pops suggested they fail to provide any legitimate insight. The Vox Pops, recorded in whatever town centre the cameraman and...

Medieval Torture To Be Introduced In UK Schools 2
Jonny Shlep 3 years

In a bid to curb unruly behaviour in the classroom, the department of education has decided to introduce a number of brutal disciplinary measures including the use of medieval instruments of torture....

Same sex marriage threatens steady flow of shy,vulnerable children says Bishop 3
tedweasel 3 years
Splinter group demands tax breaks on tweezers 0
nickb 3 years
Police call off the search for the "Essex Virgin". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Short film maker takes cushion to screening 1
nickb 3 years
Neil Armstrong To Be First Man On The Sun 1
Reg Herring 3 years

Neil Armstrong, the first man on the Moon, is also to be the first man on the Sun, it was announced today. This audacious plan is the brainchild of serial British entrepreneur, Sir Richard Branson....

Cameron overheard telling Osborne to go and fuck himself 0
Drylaw 3 years
Essex man who claims to have seen big cat admits he was lion. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Harry gets dressing down from army and dressing gown from grandma 0
nickb 3 years
Police call off search as witness found to be lion 0
writinginbsl 3 years
Restoration amateur ruins UK economy 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A middle-aged Chancellor has stunned UK officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a once proud economy. The man, in his early 40s, was reportedly upset at the way the economy...

George Galloway to be forced back to Big Brother after previously consenting 0
ronseal 3 years

George Galloway is to be forcibly taken up the aisle and into the Big Brother house, under the now established 'previous consent' principle. blah de blah de blah Lorem Ipsum...

Jesus Announces He Is A Candidate For US Presidency- Conservatives Have A Fit. 0
3 years

Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost)...

Jesus Announces 0
3 years

Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost)...

Hurricane Isaac Bears Down On The Republican Convention. God's Wrath? 2
3 years

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!, Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at?, Where are they when you need them?, A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you...

Essex Lions Club member 'missing'. 0
writinginbsl 3 years

shame-he was the mane man 'Dangerous'Essex Lions club member sought by police ...

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Gerontius 3 years
Norwegian judge declared insane 2
medici2471 3 years
God: tropical storm Isaac is my punishment for Republicans unbiblical behaviour 0
Waggys Dog 3 years

..well, judge not lest ye be judged....

Naked Murdoch pic to appear on front page of report warns Leveson 0
nickb 3 years