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Jimmy Savile impersonators left speechless. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 13.10.12 4:26pm
dominic_mcg
Neil Armstrong posthumously stripped of moonwalk 0
simonjmr 13.10.12 3:43pm
simonjmr
London set to emulate L.A's Shuttle excitement

http://www.milesfaster.co.uk/information/heathrow-airport/images/heathrow-hoppa-1.jpg...

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virtuallywill 13.10.12 1:30pm
virtuallywill
Dyslexic diabetic overheats after insulation overdose. 0
weematt 13.10.12 12:36pm
weematt
R Kelly 'believed he could fly' claim rejected by RAF recruitment team 0
custard cream 13.10.12 12:28pm
custard cream
MP calls for ban on "potentially lethal" Lava cocktails

The MP for Bristol South, Philip Cheesewring, has called for an immediate ban on the sale of cocktails containing lava after a recent incident where one of his constituents had nearly half a pound of...

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bonjonelson 13.10.12 10:59am
bonjonelson
Protestors at Milan Fashion Show clash with police over plans for third runway 1
bonjonelson 13.10.12 10:02am
Golgo13
BBC Reconsiders Royal Charter In Wake Of Plantagenet King's Child Bride Scandal

In a desperate attempt to pre-empt further accusations of complicity, in the wake of a series of child abuse scandals surrounding public figures associated with the broadcaster, the BBC today...

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Nowherefast 13.10.12 10:08pm
FlashArry
'They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot' because of an error in the plans 2
Perks 13.10.12 12:22pm
custard cream
Scientists report suprise reactions to element 63's Nobel peace prize

One for the nerds. Hang on, that's all of us isn't it?...

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charlies_hat 13.10.12 2:06pm
beau-jolly
Welcome to the Mall

American hard rock combo Guns ‘n Roses have been forced to re-record a track off their 1987 chart topping album ‘Appetite for Destruction’ after an area of land featured on one of the tracks...

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Gerontius 13.10.12 6:49am
Gerontius
The man from Santander, he says "no" 0
ginty 13.10.12 6:04am
ginty
Northampton: Kiddie Fiddler Capital of Britain

I was dismayed to learn that Northampton, a town previously famous only for shoemaking and homosexual chat show hosts, has now, apparently, become a haven for child molesters., I recently purchased...

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arthurminnit 13.10.12 6:46am
The Secret Cabal
Man must sleep on street after following loft insulation advice.

"Every time they put up the price of gas, the advice the gas company gives is to add 6 inches of insulation to my loft," explains Mr Boon, staggering back from B&Q with eight rolls of yellow...

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Boutros 14.10.12 10:03pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
CONCRETE JUNGLE BLAMED FOR WOODPECKER DEATHS

NEAT O. WE ARE KILLING OURSELVES. HA HA...

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The Secret Cabal 14.10.12 1:36pm
Squudge
Keith Lemon ‘no longer outrageous’ according to polls

Keith Lemon, the alter ego of comedian Leigh Francis is no longer outrageous according to recent opinion polls. All of his latest attempts at obscenity and depravity are flat-lining as audiences...

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Dick Everyman 14.10.12 9:32pm
Dick Everyman
Heraklion rainforest experience slated 3
FlashArry 13.10.12 8:13am
charlies_hat
Ken Dodd in hiding after Diddymen report tickling stick abuse .....

more soon ...

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misterjingles 12.10.12 9:38pm
misterjingles
Ancient Calcified Forest Found To Be Modern Fake. 4
The All New Jeni B 12.10.12 9:37pm
The All New Jeni B
Tarzan furious after Jane has her Asphalt 0
charlies_hat 12.10.12 9:03pm
charlies_hat
Undertakers to rebadge funerals as 'legacy events' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 12.10.12 8:55pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Katie Price wins Nobel prize for literature. 0
sigmund 12.10.12 8:52pm
sigmund
Glaswegian sandwich maker wins Nobel Piece Prize. More soon...

Best thing since sliced oh, never mind...

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NewCriminal 12.10.12 8:54pm
Dick Everyman
Calls to ban Kipling's 'The Elephant's Child' due to evolutionary discrepancies

Famous atheist, Richard Dawkins, has called for Rudyard Kipling's 'The Elephant Child' to be banned from schools claiming the story plays into the hands of creationists. The tale about a curious...

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Perks 13.10.12 3:13pm
dvo4fun
Led Zeppelin pledge to never come back for one last time

The surviving members of legendary rock group Led Zeppelin have pledged to never come back for one last time, unsupported by the surviving musician of the Beatles. News of the Never-come-back gig...

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Nunnion Splendacular 12.10.12 9:48pm
Nunnion Splendacular
Storm takes soggy biscuit

satire rules flouted by truebiscuit with silly name http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-19930269...

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Squudge 12.10.12 8:43pm
Squudge
Dudley plumber Jimmy Saville forced to flee by ill-informed mob

Jimmy Saville, a 45 year old plumber from Dudley is the latest name-a-like forced to relocate to Farnton, a secluded, high security village in Suffolk created especially for individuals who share...

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BAJDixon 14.10.12 2:36pm
BAJDixon
Taxis recalled because they won’t go south of the river... 0
Tripod 12.10.12 4:57pm
Tripod
Man who ripped out walls to find irritating noise finds it was wife's voice 0
Idiot 12.10.12 4:44pm
Idiot
Louis Armstrong stripped of hit records

Legendary jazz musician has been stripped of all hit records having recently been revealed as part of the most professional doping jazz group in history., Despite never having tested positive for...

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knownothingbozo 12.10.12 4:38pm
knownothingbozo