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Nuns confused as Catholic church condemns Penguins 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Report concludes there are not enough Jockeys in Formula 1 5
seymour totti 3 years

An FIA investigation has concluded that, in addition to the lack of ethnic and female drivers in Formula 1, there are also not enough jockeys. F1 Supremo, Bernie Ecclestone said, "We are making...

World religions in futile search to find any man over 40 who is not a scoundrel 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Facebook to ask users, "Is this showing off" before allowing them to post 0
Dumbnews 3 years
UK ask Santander for Abbey Nation back after Spanish bank bailout billions. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Britain spared Gary Barlow jubilee single for 5 days, threat level remains high. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Adele penguin 'sex romp' shocker 3
Gerontius 3 years

The Natural History Museum say they have come across photographic evidence of Grammy award winning singer Adele and a man dressed in a penguin costume taking part in what has been described as...

Rain to continue to fall on empty Glastonbury Festival fields 1
roybland 3 years

Met Office forecasts warn of more heavy rain and high winds in the next few days over the deserted Glastonbury Festival site in Somerset. A festival spokesman said the fields were looking green,...

Some band you’ve never even heard of to headline huge festival 1
Skylarking 3 years

The prestigious Saturday night headlining slot at this year's Reading Festival has been announced; it's some group that you know absolutely nothing about, being over the age of 22 and therefore...

Pete Doherty takes up scuba diving after crack found in reservoir. 1
Thor 3 years
Roy Keane Sent Home From Euros By ITV 1
Hooch 3 years

The former Manchester United skipper was sensationally sent home last night following complaints about the facilities he and his fellow ITV pundits have been forced to work with., Keane has already...

Authorities rule that small holes in Pennal dam are against regulations 0
kga6 3 years
South Wales suffering under 6 feet of draught 1
beau-jolly 3 years
Schools could hit foreign language targets by becoming French. 0
Boutros 3 years

Schools could meet their foreign language targets by including the number of pupils learning English among the total of students studying a foreign language, it was announced today. To make the...

Austerity sees Greek version of 'The Apprentice' in the firing line 3
Perks 3 years

Greece’s version of the popular business contest ‘The Apprentice’ has descended into farce following cutbacks and austerity from the producers, and claims of cheating by some of the contenders....

Village in Gwynedd evacuated over damn risk 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more friggin news later...

Greece twinned with Broke, NSW 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Porn stars urged to ‘adopt a wild merkin’ 4
3 years

Hairless porn stars are being urged to ‘do their bit’ for the endangered merkin, by offering them somewhere warm to hibernate for the winter. With fewer than 80 breeding pairs remaining in the...

Cameron may face 'war hero' embarrassment at Leveson Inquiry 1
roybland 3 years

Downing Street is demanding fairly strict security for David Cameron's appearance at the Leveson Inquiry on Thursday to stop demonstrators embarrassing the Prime Minister with 'war hero' plaudits....

EU happy as Spain to borrow billions, in same strategy that failed in Greece 0
virtuallywill 3 years

100 Billion Euros, to be worth £2 Billion in 2 years...

Guantanamo Bay’s reputation as extreme bondage paradise takes a battering 0
Yikes 3 years

Fans of extreme BDSM were in shock following the release of disturbing new pictures from the Cuban base showing nothing more interesting than occasional mild shackling. “The widespread humane...

Spotty, little schoolboy, Osbourne, says......... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."Please, sir, it's not me making the mess, it's those big boys, out there in the playgroundI think."...

Daily Mail Exclusive; "dying early can prevent most diseases" 2
apepper 3 years

The Daily Mail revealed today that dying early is an ideal way of avoiding many diseases; a medical expert explained; "Diabetes, cancer, arthritis, you name it; statistics show that the likelihood of...

High jump competitor clears customs at Heathrow 0
Nerys Hughes 3 years

Tug-of-War team pulls out...

Hosepipe use now compulsory in some areas 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Medieval musician arrested for luting. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years
Holidaymakers airlifted from caravan holiday hell 1
BabyDinosaur 3 years

Holiday makers in Wales have been rescued by the emergency services after large numbers of them suddenly realised that caravan holidays really are that bad...

John Terry compares Auschwitz experience with winning the Champions League 6
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

After visiting Auschwitz today with other members of the England squad John Terry spoke of how it put his achievement of single handedly winning the Champions League into perspective. "Having...

Spanish footballers to bail out Spanish banks 0
Drylaw 3 years
Adverts on Newsbicuit Writers page continue to be bizarrely irrelevant 0
virtuallywill 3 years

comfort in continuity...