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Stretch Armstrong admits taking spandex. 0
wallster 15.01.13 5:23pm
wallster
New Research Reveals Politicians Unable to Process the Meaning of Words

Researchers at the Westminster Institute of Psychology have published the results of a study into the causes of politicians' inability to process language in the same way as normal people. The...

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stalinetta 15.01.13 5:11pm
Squudge
Lloyds TSB unveils new Business Banking logo

http://www.pasturefarm.com/Picture_016.JPG...

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Dick Everyman 15.01.13 5:05pm
Squudge
Eric Pickles to be moored off Essex to provide home for Romanian immigrants

Communities Secretary Eric Pickles will become a haven for European immigrants, if plans to moor him as an artificial island become reality. The buoyant politician has already received a...

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Dawsons creek 15.01.13 5:04pm
Squudge
Newscasters ‘nod their heads and raise eyebrows too much’ says watchdog

A dog who is obsessed with watching television has apparently deciphered the head-nodding and raised eyebrows code of 24 hour newscasters. “He barks like a lunatic when Jane Hill is on” said...

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Reg Herring 15.01.13 5:02pm
Squudge
'Slinky' to be the main focus of this year's BBC Springwatch 3
Perks 15.01.13 4:17pm
nickb
TNT UPS merger goes TNT UPS 2
custard cream 15.01.13 3:21pm
Lens Cap
Lance Armstrong has 7 costume changes during Oprah Interview 0
simonjmr 15.01.13 3:05pm
simonjmr
The Golden Diarys extracts from a secret Madman,by J O Farrell.

"Land ahoy sir",cried sailor Fred,"bring her about keal Fred make fast the grog for the boys",said I.It had been a long trip,wed been in the bath for over an hour,but finally wed made it,a hat of...

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Thubs Swirlim 15.01.13 2:59pm
Ironduke
Awwwwwwwwwww...

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pinxit 15.01.13 2:21pm
pinxit
The Golden Diarys extracts from a secret madman by J O Farrell

I was lying back in bed Lesley was smoking a extra long Silk cut I had my pipe,Lesley always loved a smoke after wed made love,i settled for my pipe,i knew it annoyed Lesley,me with my pipe,especiely...

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Thubs Swirlim 15.01.13 2:12pm
dvo4fun
HMV makes record breaking loss 1
Sinnick 15.01.13 2:11pm
Perks
Oprah admits systematic use of weight loss drugs in Armstrong interview 1
Yikes 15.01.13 11:35am
custard cream
Clegg: 'EU uncertainty will hit jobs...'

‘and that’s our responsibility.' More redundancies soon...

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sigmund 15.01.13 11:33am
sigmund
Lance Armstrong unexpectedly comes out as gay at Golden Globes 1
Midnight Dreary 15.01.13 11:31am
Dick Everyman
Royal Seal of Approval missing – coastguards mobilised

Snarky the Seal, recently appointed the Royal Seal of Approval, may provoke a constitutional crisis if he cannot be found to give recently passed legislation the go-ahead. The RSA, usually...

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nickb 15.01.13 11:09am
nickb
White House replies to 'Let's build a Death Star' petition

Over 30000 ironically minded Americans, assumed to be readers of The Onion, have signed a petition to build a 'Death Star'. The petition states that the Death Star project would create employment...

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stalinetta 15.01.13 10:59am
stalinetta
1950s Rock Band splits Due To 'Arthritic Differences'

"Its not that we can't move with the times - we can't move at all"...

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Titus 15.01.13 10:58am
stalinetta
Just for the record, HMV sucks 0
medici2471 15.01.13 10:44am
medici2471
Millions Tweet disgust at closure of HMV while waiting on iTunes download. 0
Gaz 15.01.13 10:34am
Gaz
Armstrong to announce he's giving up lying

In an interview to be broadcast this Thursday, the peddling liar Lance Armstrong is to announce to the television host Oprah Winfrey that he has given up lying. Extracts of the interview that have...

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hughesroland 15.01.13 9:04am
Squudge
NewsBiscuit wins Greenpeace's 'recycler of the year' award

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now while they're not looking, lets go get ourselves a whale or two...

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Bourbon 15.01.13 8:55am
Gerontius
Disney not 'snow white' shocker

The world of children's entertainment was rocked today with the revelation that the original Disney productions may have been far darker than anyone imagined. It has been alleged that the early...

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Squudge 15.01.13 8:49am
Backup Brian
Betterware Catalogue, launches more useless Items - 2

Laser Guided Frying Pan, quick drying Font for PC, Draughtproof door for budgies cage, (Thanks for Idea to Allmyownwords & IABP)...

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Rowly 15.01.13 8:31am
Titus
Pile of wank discovered in toilet of Turner Prize gallery now favourite to win

'It just epitomises the essence of the Turner Prize,' stated an expert...

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Screenie 15.01.13 8:21am
Titus
Teacher offered counselling after driving through snow 0
Actual Size 15.01.13 8:09am
Actual Size
Diabetic Def Leppard releases, "Pour some splenda on me" 4
Dumbnews 15.01.13 3:12am
Dumbnews
Jolly Green Giant Admits 'It's Just a Front' 0
SJM 14.01.13 11:37pm
SJM
Malian troops heading for N.Ireland

A cargo plane full of Malian rebels is heading for N.Ireland say the Ministry of Defence., The offer of help came from the rebels after it became obvious that despite nearly 500 years of sectarian...

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Gerontius 14.01.13 11:21pm
Sir Lupus
UK breaking news. Snow tomorrow for sure: "will definitely be cold & wet"

more later...

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dvo4fun 14.01.13 11:18pm
dvo4fun