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sydalg 14.07.14 6:41pm
sydalg
Church of England ban male bishops

More to follow...

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apepper 14.07.14 6:14pm
apepper
Catholic Church 'changes its mind' over assisted paedophilia 2
Adrian Bamforth 14.07.14 5:43pm
Adrian Bamforth
BBC refuses to apologise for showing picture of blacked up rugby players

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-28259305]Click here for polically incorrect picture[/url] Apologies...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 14.07.14 5:28pm
Ref Minor
Body set up to improve standards of fellatio described as "toothless" 0
sydalg 14.07.14 5:14pm
sydalg
'I'm Not Batty' says 81 year Old Baroness

'I found nothing wrong in the way Diana died and i'm sure i'll find nothing wrong about the child abuse case as well'...

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Dun Dunkin 14.07.14 4:32pm
Spartacus
England fan congratulates German colleague on World Cup without mentioning 1966.

More unlikely stories soon...

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MADJEZ 14.07.14 4:27pm
Spartacus
NRA "not yet ready" to revoke Lee Harvey Oswald's membership 2
sydalg 14.07.14 4:26pm
Spartacus
Goverment attempts to re-float the wreck of British Telecom

British Telecom, first launched in the eighties, hit a rock and sank three years ago, and has been festering and rotting at the bottom of the sea ever since. Many at the time put the catastrophe down...

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NewBiscuit 14.07.14 4:16pm
NewBiscuit
'Amnesia man' named as Nick Clegg

A 'mystery man' found wandering aimlessly in Downing Street has been named as Nick Clegg after a nationwide appeal for information. Mr Clegg has no memory of anything since the 2010 general election...

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NewBiscuit 14.07.14 4:12pm
NewBiscuit
Church men oppose female bishops because 'they look better in purple dresses'.

With the Church of England taking a vote today on whether to allow women bishops, a group from the catholic side of the church have admitted they are against the idea on the grounds that 'a woman...

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James Pluside 14.07.14 4:10pm
Oxbridge
Clarice Starling to replace Butler-Sloss in abuse enquiry

"Her investigative skills are second to none" says Home Secretary Teresa May "I should know. I’ve seen the movie 3 times"...

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beckfordburger 14.07.14 4:02pm
beckfordburger
England Players Wave their Payslips at World Cup Final Players

"Who wants a stupid cup anyway. Money in the banks is what counts"...

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Dun Dunkin 14.07.14 3:39pm
Dun Dunkin
Not So Great and Good Resigns

"If people begin to question if I am great and good then whats the point?"...

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Dun Dunkin 14.07.14 3:37pm
Dun Dunkin
Butler-Sloss to head inquiry into own appointment 0
Bigglesworth 14.07.14 3:11pm
Bigglesworth
England Lose Again

The Archbishop of Canterbury has conceded defeat following the Pope's assertion that the Roman Catholic Church has 8,000 paedophile priests. "There's no way we can match that", he said...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 14.07.14 2:01pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Lurpak on offer at Asda, says your wife's mother at 6 in the frigging morning

According to sources close to your wife, which during the last five seconds have have been positively identified with her mother, Lurpak is on sale at 40% off in Asda this week. The news emerged in a...

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Oxbridge 14.07.14 1:01pm
Spartacus
TSR-2 aircraft project resurrected as cheaper alternative to F-35

More plane English soon...

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Bigglesworth 14.07.14 12:41pm
Bigglesworth
Suicide bomber calls in sick with a bellyache

It was a bitter air of resentment that filled the office at the suicide bomber training camp today as practicing martyr, Colin Troke, failed to show for work again; the third time in as many weeks....

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Robopop 14.07.14 11:19am
Robopop
Ducking stool supervisor ducks out

Hat tips all over the place...

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RobArmstrong 14.07.14 11:02am
RobArmstrong
Shock as Pope reveals "49 out of 50 Catholic priests are not paedophiles" 0
AReader 14.07.14 10:04am
AReader
Labour ready to form next government "now there's some money in the bank again"

Having left a note saying "there's no money left ha ha." on the door of the Treasury when they lost the last election Labour are looking forwards to another period of amusing themselves in power....

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vulture1 14.07.14 9:58am
vulture1
Satire writers offer limp Nazi references to Germany's World Cup win 0
AReader 14.07.14 9:56am
AReader
Goaline technology cameras to be adapted to provide goalkeeper dandruff alerts 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 14.07.14 9:20am
blacklesbianandproudofit
They think it's all uber, it is now Germany win world cup. more soon 0
Thundi 14.07.14 9:13am
Thundi
Scots warned: choose soon, the border closes in 65 days

With the independence referendum fast approaching, the population of Scotland were today prompted to make their choice as soon as possible as the border with England will be closing 'once and for...

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RobArmstrong 14.07.14 9:07am
RobArmstrong
Prince Edward to be guillotined as Bastille Day 'token of friendship' to France 0
pere floza 14.07.14 9:05am
pere floza
Mental Health charity changes MIND to Bunch of Nutters. 2
IABP 2 14.07.14 9:03am
IABP 2
Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland Fail to Qualify for 2018 World Cup Finals.

более ckopo...

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IABP 2 14.07.14 9:03am
IABP 2
IDS 'major cause of depression in UK' study shows

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith is the major cause of depression in the UK according to new research published in the medical journal 'Lance-it!'. The finding comes amid reports of...

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roybland 14.07.14 8:39am
roybland