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'Arry 'the nation's choice' say a bunch of football reporters 1
roybland 3 years

'Arry Redknapp is the nation's choice for England football manager, a handful of football reporters have decided. Cheerful cockney Redknapp, who can sort of speak English, if not quite write it, is...

Egyptian pyramids revealed to be no more than unused building materials piled up 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Leadership in the NHS now extinct claims new report. 0
pete1774 3 years

A new report from a government think tank, claims that NHS leaders, a formerly endangered species, have now been completely over run by an imported American pest known by its Latin name of...

Giraffe to be renamed "Sainsbury's Bread Animal" 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Dyslexia Council of GB still unsure if it's OK to start meetings with a Ganga 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Greek government crisis: Seven day trial of strength to test 'Week Constitution' 0
dvo4fun 3 years

And that's as contrived as I can get it...

Ken Livingston to replace Prince Philip as court jester 0
Sinnick 3 years
Council 'haven't got a prayer' of keeping to agenda. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More secular ruminations soon...

Wicker Man burning to open Bideford Council meetings 1
medici2471 3 years

let us pray...

Public outrage at bankers bonus though happy for Jedward to earn £3 million.... 0
MADJEZ 3 years
vorderman solves uk cash crisis by consolidating debts into one easy lump sum 0
wolfie 3 years

Insincere Sexy 90s maths vixen, carol vorderman has re-floated the whole uk economy using the ultra-wise advert premise that a big debt is better than little ones this premise made no mathematical...

Redknapp race storm could scupper England role 2
Marko 3 years

The English F.A. we're left red faced today, when it was revealed that their number one target Harry 'Teflon' Redknapp, 64, has a history of racist abuse. An undercover reporter discovered that in...

Bideford Church Services to start with Town Council Minutes 0
ozythelabrador 3 years

A High Court ruling that all Bideford church services are to be started with town council meeting minutes was met with mixed reaction yesterday., Up until now prayers had been the order of the day...

Native Americans sioux beer makers 0
medici2471 3 years
Chris Huhne and Vicky Price ironically booked to appear on Pointless 1
simonjmr 3 years
“Utility Futility Syndrome” hits energy boardrooms 1
nickb 3 years

Fat Cats gas themselves with ethically produced fuels It was a telling suicide note from a man at the top of his career, who threw himself from the top of a wind turbine. Another victim of what...

Russian envoy in Syria gets piece deal; for tank spares and artillery shells 0
Immunis 3 years
Syria Latest: UN Security Council order 2nd Crusade to leave Damascus 0
Immunis 3 years
Daniel Radcliffe faces 'toughest role' of actor who is interesting off-screen 4
3 years

Blossoming actor Daniel Radcliffe has received mixed reviews for his latest performance, in which he attempts to appear 'edgy' and interesting in real life. Since reprising the role of an...

Director of "Dwarf on shelf" denies low-budget plaigarism 0
antharrison 3 years
Snow Based Innuendo Celebrations at UK Insurance Company 1
alessandro 3 years

There were celebrations at a Swindon Insurance company call cetre today when a lucky employee was officially declared the billionth person this week to make the medieval workplace winter double...

Catholic Church Overhauls Rite of Ordination with multiple choice exam 5
button 3 years

In an unforeseen move the Catholic Church has today announced plans to streamline the ordination process. In what many see as an effort to increase numbers in the priesthood after a steady decline...

Cameron to send dodgy foreigner back to Jordan: Peter Andre "..not so keen." 6
dvo4fun 3 years

I'm so, so sorry...

New helium extinguisher 'puts the fun back in fire-fighting' 22
3 years

An innovative new fire extinguisher that uses helium to tackle unwanted flames has been hailed as 'a lot of fun' by safety fans. "Our new canned heat solution harnessess the 'helium triangle'",...

Notts Mother reunited with son after 6 years apart 1
Marko 3 years

There were tears of joy yesterday, as Julie Gamble, 49 from Nottingham, was reunited with her son Matt Topham who she has not been able to find for the past 6 years, despite living only a few minutes...

Silent and dark “The Artist II” released to critical acclaim 0
antharrison 3 years

Director Michel Hazanavicius has described his delight at the critical acclaim received by his sequel to the highly successful film “The Artist”. “It is an epic that will never be bettered”...

Red Ken riddled with homophobia 0
ronseal 3 years
Prince Harry defeats Taliban, shags Pippa and is home before breakfast 8
cinquecento 3 years
Ken Livingstone in new "Lib Dems riddled with straight people" row. 0
Zen 3 years
Prescott in Police Commissioner Race 0
alessandro 3 years

Leading bookmaker reveals: My money's on the Police Comissioner...