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Agency recruiting nightclub bouncers has new slogan - Heavy Gents Placed 0
Smart Alex 11.07.13 3:23pm
Smart Alex
MPs say 'No,No,No,No,No. Ah go on then.' to pay rise 2
A.A.Arkwright 11.07.13 3:20pm
Titus
Russian scholars find lost sequel to Eugene Onegin: Boris Tenvodkas 1
sydalg 11.07.13 3:20pm
Smart Alex
China to outsource all executions to Texas

All eyes are on Texas this week as it takes over the contract to execute everyone convicted of a capital crime in China. Places like North Korea and Saudi Arabia are believed to be watching closely. ...

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sydalg 11.07.13 3:15pm
Squudge
Steroid sample thief was 'just taking the piss' 0
custard cream 11.07.13 3:07pm
custard cream
Woman Kidney Patient Terrified Of Receiving A Welsh Transplant

"I must admit, it would be nice to be able to sing well" she stated "But I don't think I could manage to sustain the necessary level of continual whingeing and complaining about everything, nor be...

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Titus 11.07.13 3:00pm
Lindy Moone
Poll in Guardian reveals 47% of children are born out of Matlock 5
Scronnyglonkle 11.07.13 2:41pm
Scronnyglonkle
Tour de France bosses shocked as thrown urine contained no steroids 4
ianslat 11.07.13 12:59pm
sdritchie
Royal Mail to be sold on eBay, though seller has poor feedback. 1
MADJEZ 11.07.13 11:43am
jamesr
New smoke tweet and booze friendly airline celebrates relatively few fatalities

The bosses of Politically Incorrect Air were celebrating last night, after a set of quarterly results that showed that most flights were relatively crash free, and the mortality rates were...

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ronseal 11.07.13 11:42am
ronseal
Thousands of soldiers laid off to make room for Olympic knights.

A spokesman for the Ministry of Defence has confirmed that almost 5,000 soldiers have been made redundant due to the influx of knights since the London Olympics. “We just don’t have the...

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sdritchie 11.07.13 11:23am
sdritchie
Bewildered crowds gather as Question Time arrives on Isle of Wight

Hoards of islanders approached with trepidation as BBC topical debate programme Question Time arrived on the Isle of Wight today by fishing trawler, ahead of filming the latest instalment of the...

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Jesus H 11.07.13 11:22am
Jesus H
UK signs Human Rights abuse outsourcing contract with China.

more soon .., Hat tip to sydalg...

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Not Amused 11.07.13 10:14am
Not Amused
Total collapse of city built on rock and roll

A city about which its architects proudly declared had been built on rock and roll has collapsed in a heap of rubble. An embarrassed spokesman for the architects pleaded with journalists to 'say you...

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John Wiltshire 11.07.13 9:55am
Oxbridge
'NHS is not what it used to be' says grumbling appendix 3
Dick Everyman 11.07.13 9:53am
Wrenfoe
Evidence-based Bible, Torah and Koran published on single sheet of A4.

More later., No, I’m not entering myself. Fnar, fnar...

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FOAD 11.07.13 9:49am
Titus
God converts Bible into Twitter feed

The Creator of the Universe has rejected charges that He is dumbing down after He converted the entire Bible to Tweets. The Good Book is now being tweeted to earth daily in easily digestible segments...

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sydalg 11.07.13 9:46am
Titus
Last posting day for Christmas, this Friday. 2
Squudge 11.07.13 9:37am
raudus
Cig packs to show warning photo of George Osborne with heaps of tobacco revenue 0
sydalg 11.07.13 9:28am
sydalg
Westminster to keep Scotland as a “f**k-buddy”

In the event of a “yes” vote for Scottish Independence, politicians south of the border would like to retain specific conjugal rites without any of those awkward commitment issues. In...

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Wrenfoe 11.07.13 9:28am
Wrenfoe
Panic inside Kensington Palace as special delivery Royal male still not arrived. 0
irreverendJ 11.07.13 7:54am
irreverendJ
Protesting bluebottle successfully scales the Shard 0
grottymonty 11.07.13 7:45am
grottymonty
"No more Holy Books due to risk of 1-star Amazon reviews", says God 1
Dumbnews 11.07.13 6:26am
Lindy Moone
Gove's Wife Admits to Wishing He Could Be Harder

Last night, in an exclusive interview with TGD, Ms Sarah Vine admitted that she sometimes wished the Rt. Hon. Michael Gove MP could be 'significantly harder' as he's 'far to soft and not nearly...

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TheGoveDelusion 11.07.13 1:38am
sredni vashta
Oxbridge academics confirm Stonehenge 'Built by a giant navvy' 0
antharrison 10.07.13 11:12pm
antharrison
Genious scholar, philosopher and poet doubles annual income with £10 lotto win 0
antharrison 10.07.13 11:08pm
antharrison
Royal Male delivered! Poor journalist gets stories mixed up 1
Jesus H 10.07.13 10:42pm
Titus
PPI Claims agencies now targeting ‘mis sold’ marriages...

PPI claims handlers have now diversified by targeting ‘mis-sold’ marriages from 1987-1999. The decision to diversify has been down to a new discovery that married couples are not as happy as...

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kon.boley 10.07.13 9:56pm
Jesus H
Illinois becomes the last state to permit 'concealed paranoia'

The rest of the US can now breath a collective sigh of relief (before retreating into various underground bunkers) that "The Prairie State" has agreed to embrace concealed weapons. By allowing their...

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Wrenfoe 10.07.13 7:27pm
Wrenfoe
Royal Mail workers are concerned shares will be lost in the post

More later...

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Wrenfoe 10.07.13 7:06pm
Jesus H