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Barber of Seville found guilty of grooming 0
cinquecento 3 years
Cameron promises no let up in tough decisions on Nick Clegg 0
cinquecento 3 years
French and Greek Dyslexics reject Austin Healy measures 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And Belgian voters look set to reject Ostende territory measures...

Bottle of Daddies Sauce fails paternity test 0
Ian Searle 3 years

After appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show with a right Nutella...

World’s most fickle football fan poised to celebrate another title 6
Yikes 3 years

Manchester man Jeremy Clode moved across town, bought a Manchester City shirt, hat, and scarf, and learnt the words to "Blue Moon", in anticipation of this weekend’s exciting conclusion to the...

Cable’s “Liz Hurley moment” steals show as Dave and Nick renew vows 0
grumblechops 3 years

Business Secretary Vince Cable was at the centre of controversy after stealing the limelight at his bosses’ re-commitment ceremony by turning up in a daring Versace number which left little to the...

MI5 discovers Miliband's leadership in locked holdall 0
ibamo 3 years

In a bizarre turn of events, and MI5 spooks-person has disclosed the recent discovery of Ed Miliband's leadership inside a red holdall bag, "locked from the inside". Agents became concerned after...

Scientists successfully neutralise Jim al-Khalili 5
MaverickRat 3 years

Scientists today revealed that they have managed to control the spread of the BBC Science guru Jim al-Khalili by the application of Jim al-Khalacid - rendering him impotent with a neutral ph of zero....

New Health and Safety fears as expert warns underwear bombs may contain nuts 0
MrBen 3 years
Clegg and Cameron deny renewing vows always sure sign of extramarital affair 0
button 3 years
Newsbiscuit contributor fails to read previous postings 0
bonjonelson 3 years
London Zoo reports 200 monkeys" furiously working " on relaunch of coalition 0
Bismarck 3 years
Argentine Olympic Football team invited to train on Falklands Mine Fields. 10
Al OPecia 3 years
"Are you playing with your detonator" becomes new Gay catchphrase 0
Bismarck 3 years
Shamed medium Derek Acorah to resurrect Bernard Manning during 0
Bismarck 3 years

ironic Black Mass...

"Johnny Fartpants" special edition marks launch of Viz in Yemen 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
"Osama's Secret" Underwear range launched in Yemen. More soon 0
Bismarck 3 years
Former IRA hardman Seamus Murphy claims.. 0
Bismarck 3 years

"We didn't need underwear bombs, we just used 15 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo"...

David Walliams in ‘doomed’ charity bid to finish Stieg Larsson trilogy 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

David Walliams has failed in his bid raise money for disadvantaged kids by reading all twenty thousand pages of Stieg Larsson’s millennium trilogy dressed as a transsexual. The writer and performer...

Family discover show amongst Saturday Evening adverts 2
Steve Wilson 3 years
Cameron and Clegg renew vows in 'intimate' Vegas ceremony 0
allmyownstunts 3 years

David Cameron and Nick Clegg revealed today that they flew in secret to Las Vegas last week and renewed their coalition vows in front of close family and friends. “We’ve been bored, irritable,...

Bournemouth EDL Twitter councillor so ashamed she extradites herself. 0
weematt 3 years

Following a tweet in which she said "but nobody else except the EDL stick up for the English.", Conservative councillor Sally Henderson said she had suspended herself from the party and referred...

White Star Line relaunches coalition. 0
wallster 3 years
Argentina rejects British claims to Isle of Wight 1
Oxbridge 3 years

As sabre-rattling from Britian's right-wing Coalitionista dictatorship raises fears of renewed conflict, Argentina's president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has refused to negotiate away the...

Nazi masterplan for Europe 'could have been communicated better', admits Goebbel 5
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Hitler's second-in-command, propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, admitted yesterday he could have 'done a better of explaining the Reich's position to the ordinary people', after a Europe-wide...

Elder sibling admits younger brother better at some things 10
button 3 years

The world of Social Science was left reeling yesterday after shocking research results revealed by Loughborough University. Professor Clive Van Ellis dean of Social Sciences at the University...

Teenage boy foils mums 'change your underwear' plot 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Sarkozy considering offers from Disney, Lilliput and the English RFU. 0
Not Amused 3 years
Priests' call for Vatican to abandon celibacy welcomed by Choristers Union 1
dvo4fun 3 years

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Cameron & Clegg rematch at Upton Park - Luxembourg Rules 0
ErikP 3 years two career comebacks, posh boy pugilists Dave and Nick will relaunch themselves in East London...