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Inverdale may be off the hook after gaffe. 6
dvo4fun 3 years

A leading sports presenter at this weekend’s athletics Grand Prix in London may face a BBC professional conduct enquiry, after asking an athlete a question that was neither trite nor predictable....

Bradley Wiggins carried round on dais when not cycling 1
grottymonty 3 years

It has been revealed tonight that Britain's maillot Jaune shoe in Brad Wiggins is carried round on a dais by his teammates when not actually cycling. Not content with being lead up hill and down dale...

Olympic flame - now just buggering about waiting for Olympics to start 0
grottymonty 3 years

LOCOG officials have confirmed that the torch has been everywhere they wanted to go and are now just "hanging about in the Home Counties"...

FA Respect Committee fails to agree on correct spelling of (k)nobhead. 1
Catch32 3 years
'Jesus Christ ... look at the ratings' says Lloyd-Webber. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Man With Erectile Dysfunction Selected For Limpprick Games. 3
arthurminnit 3 years
Sponsorship & 400m Hamburger Hurdles are "completely unrelated" claim organisers 5
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Olympic organisers strongly denied yesterday that their newest track event, in which runners pursue a speeding wire-pulled hamburger before wrestling rivals to the death for a bite of it, was in any...

David Beckham 'disappointed' with consolation role as Olympic bag-checker 0
Catch32 3 years
English defence league take over Olympic security as G4S phone in sick. 1
The Masked Frog 3 years

A week is a long time in politics. And so is a day. A day in which we have seen the entire workforce of security firm G4S phone in sick in the morning, and in the afternoon the entire English Defence...

Home Secretary not quite 100% about where she lives. 0
rustytruss 3 years
Hornby Model Railways awarded contract for electrification of Midland mainline 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Torch relay on Isle of Wight told to "PUT THAT LIGHT OUT" 0
Tomfinger 3 years

Don't you know there's a war on?...

Olympic Village fete opens with whack the rat: Team GB take first Goldfish 1
charlies_hat 3 years

Hat tip to Button who seems to be in bed with everyone at the moment...

Chris Brown pens new porn novel 'Seven Shades of Shit' 0
bonjonelson 3 years
2012 TV spoof slammed for not even getting close to a spoof. 0
Boutros 3 years

BBC apologists have rallied round in support of the TV comedy 2012. "We briefed the writers to make it far-fetched but we simply could not have predicted cock-ups on such a grand scale. Scripts were...

Troops to get Olympics Conflict medals 2
Boutros 3 years

Soldiers serving in the militarised East London Province will be awarded medals on completion of their Olympics tour of duty, the Defence Secretary announced today. The move virtually guarantees...

50 Squirrels of Grey - an insight into Team GB Squirrel licking squad 2
simonjmr 3 years
Boris Johnson wins landslide election as London 2012 Olympic Village Idiot 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Woman arrested as 'terrorist' after not caring about Olympic torch in her street 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Olympic security guards fail "trainers are ok" test 6
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

G4S  group confirmed today it had taken on an extra 3,500 personnel to safeguard Olympic sites,  but could not deploy them due to dress code interpretation difficulties. Recruits are struggling to...

Tour de France cyclists blame P.M. Hollande for increase in road tacks 3
Tomfinger 3 years

please accept my sincere apologies. I'm 84 you know...

Isle of Wight residents shocked by Olympic Torch relay : "It's still 1948 then?" 0
FlashArry 3 years

more, but not too soon...

Future of 'World’s fastest traffic jam' is secure, says Bernie Ecclestone. 4
dvo4fun 3 years

“Of course there’s always a risk of a selfish egotist making headlines by breaking the overtaking ban, but most drivers were well behaved” said F1’s marketing supremo after reviewing...

Solar flares attacked as being "So 1970s" 0
apepper 3 years

Fashion experts, Trinny and Susannah have reacted with disdain to the increased solar activity. "Flares? No way they should be seen again."...

Isle of Wight to get steam trains. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Calls for new goal-line technology to also detect irony and sarcasm. More soon. 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

(Wish I had time to develop further. Anyone welcome to run with it.)...

MPs directed to address Bob Diamond as "Bobby Baby" at his next hearing. 0
Scroat 3 years
Soldiers Volunteer To Return To Afghanistan 16
HIGNFY 3 years

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed reports that many soldiers have slapped in requests to return to Afghanistan early rather than be deployed in London during the Olympics. Commanding Officers...

China offers 2 million security guards for free 1
gaztop 3 years

Major Yung Wong Su from the Chinese Peoples Employment Bureau has offered to send the United Kingdom two million of its unemployed Scientists to work as security guards at the London Olympic Village....

Tesco to compete with Quorn with new Disappointing Meat range 1
gaijintendo 3 years

the new Tesco Everyday Value ham slices will emulate the taste of Quorn without the need to actually stop eating meat...