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Piers Morgan to take the 'Indian Miracle Cream' challenge 0
FlashArry 3 years
Julian Assange To Release Album of Cover Versions. 21
The All New Jeni B 3 years

In a desperate bid to raise funds for a new life in Ecuador, Julian Assange is alleged to be working on an album of cover versions, Wiki-Leaks founder Julian Assange has been making good use of his...

American storm chasers commence Hurricane Isaac hunt 0
antharrison 3 years
Richard Branson spotted applying "Indian Miracle Cream" to West Coast Main Line. 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 3 years
Cameron support extension to Heathrow runway 2 that doubles back on itself... 1
deskpilot3 3 years

So that's no to runway 3 AND a u-turn...

Branson bid: "Choo-choose me!" deemed 'frankly annoying' 0
Squudge 3 years
Mr Bell fancies his chances after Apple wins legal battle over Samsung... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
New Orleans not looking forward to rumoured return of Katrina & The Waves 1
Al McHogan 3 years

Obscure or what?...

Unfair that Gove was elected in 2010, but would not be elected now.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Schools complain that it was much harder to buy GCSE answers this year. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Rogue Essex Girl Sparks Terror Among Locals In Kenya 14
Martin Shuttlecock 3 years

Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Terrified Masai tribespeople were today taking emergency shelter following the sighting of what appeared to be a rogue Essex girl, lurking in the undergrowth, deep in...

"Build another runway, if your hard enough!" Yeo goads Cameron 0
Ian 3 years

Timothy Yeo goaded to David Cameron saying "build another runway if your hard enough", going on to add weight to the depth of his political arguement by adding, "show us if you are a man or a mouse...

Panto Season: Yeo, Mensch & Dorries Land Plum Roles 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years
Bank Holiday Caravan Competition - Bessie wows the judges 2
Squudge 3 years

The world of the Caravan Club was rocked yesterday with a surprise entry in the annual 'Cosmetic Caravan' competition. The prestige event, held traditionally over the August Bank holiday in Beaulieu...

Assisted suicide story demands right to die peacefully 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And not to be resuscitated by editors desperate to fill space...

Mystery 99% loading delay solved, say Microsoft. 1
Boutros 3 years

Microsoft have finally gotten to the bottom of why the last 1% of any software installation takes as long as the other 99%. It was due to a 'feature' in the original Windows. In the early days, no...

Neil Armstrong death 'an obvious hoax' say conspiracy theorists 13
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Spotted lion 'probably leopard' say experts 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
PM still opposed to third runway, but "happy with fourth one" 1
apepper 3 years

David Cameron has denied suggestions of a U-turn on transport policy; "I said before the election that there would be no third runway at Heathrow and I stand by that. However, a fourth runway is a...

Cameron orders Larry the No. 10 tabby to be put to sleep 0
Lucy4 3 years

(One for Jesse)...

Ryanair announce turd runway at Knock airport 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Cannabis users deny claims of IQ loss 0
apepper 3 years

"It's, like, not, er, you know, false, er true."...

Holistic healers amazed as new natural ingredient actually does something 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Herbal medicine creators and homeopaths were today said to be “very excited” at the reports of a new natural ingredient with proven painkilling properties. Derived from the coco plant, the white...

Martians threaten invasion if NASA goes ahead with planned Will I.Am broadcast 0
Mark66 3 years
Essex police armed with dining room chairs and whips 5
charlies_hat 3 years
Clacton's Wizard of Oz panto gets unexpected publicity over the weekend 0
simonjmr 3 years

After the actor playing the cowardly lion is seen wandering the streets in costume. More soon...

First Michael Jackson. Now Neil Armstrong.Are Moonwalkers cursed, asks Daily Ma 3
ronseal 3 years
Search for intelligent Essex Policemen called off.. 0
RickH 3 years

..entire force currently looking for a jabberwocky outside Romford...

Yahoo CEO to be deported after inserting his search toolbar without permission 0
Hurrumph 3 years

(yes, I know, I should have unticked a box somewhere. I was still asleep) More soon...

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Squudge 3 years