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London 2012 Games motto revealed: 'Our logo still looks utter shite' 0
pinxit 3 years
Government to excile Boris Johnson to Spain for period of 2012 Olympics 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Robert Mugabe in ‘racist cake’ controversy 2
Old Hat 3 years

Robert Mugabe is facing hushed whispers to step down after he was photographed cutting a cake in the form of naked Swedish culture minister, Lena Adelsohn. The incident involving Mr Mugabe happened...

BBC hopes for summer ratings winner with "Underwater Masterchef" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Doctors unite to fight obesity with ridicule 13
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Organisations representing nearly every doctor in the UK have come together to promote ridicule as the most effective measure in combating obesity. Royal Medical Colleges spokesman Prof Terence...

'Run faster you bastards' revealed as 2012 Olympic motto 1
jp1885 3 years
Abu Qatada can't be deported until "Homeland" series ends, says Euro-Court 0
Hideous 3 years

Home Secretary, Theresa May's latest attempt to deport radical preacher Abu Qatadar, has failed after it was blocked by the European Court of Human Rights. Qatadar's lawyers lodged their appeal with...

Food poisoning epidemic traced to Guardian's 'Keep Clam And Carry On' feature 2
cinquecento 3 years

.., .. hat tip to jp1885 on a parallel track....

Anders Breivik barred from court due to smirking ban 0
Skylarking 3 years

more slappable racist tosh soon...

Mussel comes out as bivalve 0
cinquecento 3 years

.. more shellfish humour soon...

Man finds his dream date at a surreal fruit stall 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Internet forums in crisis after IMHO revealed to mean ‘In My Hairy Orifice’ 0
jp1885 3 years
‘Keep Calm and Regularly Check Your Prostate’ a slogan too far say consumers 0
jp1885 3 years

Charity group Cancer Research UK has come under fire from angry consumers after its latest awareness campaign: ‘Keep Calm and Regularly Check Your Prostate’, was blasted as taking the popular...

North Koreans claim rocket launch was "Titanic Tribute" 0
apepper 3 years

The North Koreans have claimed that their rocket crashing and sinking into the sea was, in fact, a carefully planned tribute to the Titanic which sank 100 years ago. "It seems very insensitive to...

Study finds that teenagers are lazy bastards. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Londoners complain about their looted TVs as analogue signal is switched off. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Punter stands to win millions on deadly bet 5
pinxit 3 years

A Woking man will be following Sunday's London Marathon with more than a little interest as he stands to win over two million pounds from the bookies if a certain runner suffers a fatality. After...

Unemployment falls by number put inside for rioting 0
rustytruss 3 years
64% of English people think 'auld lang syne' is a Burmese dissident. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Amazon launches Rekindle for lapsed readers 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Snooker world championship in doubt as Blackball demands more money 0
yens123 3 years

The premier event of snooker was today thrown into disarray as reports surfaced today that the 'Blackball' has refused to take part in this years event unless her wage demands are met. Blackball is...

Your cut out and keep guide to Fracking 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

With Fracking all over the news, the government has sought to put the public’s fear at ease in a manner similar to the tanker drivers dispute, by changing some of terms, names and reported side...

iPhone brings an end to UK unemployment 0
clicktingstampz 3 years

UK unemployment was slashed to an all-time low of zero last night, after the Government controversially rebranded poncing around with an iPhone as a full-time career., iPhone-using twonks will now...

New "Google Glasses" help alcoholics stay on-line 0
Tom55 3 years

The new glasses, with a 2-inch square screen at the bottom, readable through up to four inches of beer or a standard double Scotch, and with standard mouse controls around the rim, permit drunks to...

Schoolboys reveal Rangers takeover hoax 2
clicktingstampz 3 years

THE proposed takeover of Rangers Football Club was plunged into doubt last night after one of the leading bidders was revealed to be two small boys standing on top of each other inside a linen...

Theresa May announces” Abu Abu Qatada I want to reach out and grab ya” 2
godly1966 3 years
A few ideas to run past you writers out there.... 0
yens123 3 years

Ive taken all these headlines from bbc.co.uk/news Breivik quizzed on extremist ties - im thinking disney characters on ties, powers ties, bow ties, kipper ties, skinny ties. ties, ties and more ties...

Secret colonial papers reveal 'fuzzy wuzzies don't like it up em'. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Jack Straw sued by son for rendition over 1997 drug arrest. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
IMF raises target for global growth by this much 5
yens123 3 years

IMF raises target for global growth by this much <------------------> The IMF has said that economic growth will grow by over an inch on most PowerPoint Presentations globally this year....