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Smithfield at centre of new bone hacking scandal 1
weematt 3 years
Woman Can’t Control Their Vagina’s Says Santorum. 2
Hooch 3 years

Rick Santorum, the new frontrunner for the Republican Nominee, has never been one to shy away from controversy but his new claim is astonishing even for him. Speaking at a public appearance he made...

Undecided topic at the world's first 'summat summit' 0
Perks 3 years
Sexy Female Psychiatrist releases report saying women objectified 'too much' 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Stonehenge built ‘to explain offside rule to women’. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
UK numbers downgraded - PM asks for calm from 9 Downing Street 1
apepper 3 years

In a shock announcement, All UK numbers have been downgraded. £5 notes are now £4 notes, BBC 4 is now BBC 3 and the Forth bridge has been renamed the Third bridge...

Mandela stomach complaint: discharge imminent 0
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Hi-speed green mode of transportation discovered, called running 0
Dumbnews 3 years
One Direction's new album will be called 'Down'. 0
hippogriff 3 years

Following One Direction's recent success, the name of their new album has been announced. It will be called 'Down'...

Whitney used as organ donor for Mandela - opening at Madison Square Garden 0
hippogriff 3 years

Whitney used as organ donor for Mandela - Madiba opening at Madison Square Garden on June 11. Long live Mandela!...

International race to bottom of ocean trench won by sack of kittens 10
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Knock-on effect of RBS slump : Next season will be the last for 6 Nations Rugby. 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years

From 2014 onwards, the RBS 6 Nations Rugby competition will be downsized to the 1 Nation., Andy Robinson, the Scotland rugby coach, was delighted with the news : "As the only competing team in the...

Police already investigating first scandals at the Sun on Sunday. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

More dirty diggings soon...

Westlife Reunion to take place inside of Giant Blender 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Police called to M&S dine in for two coq au vin disturbance 0
roybland 3 years

A £10 M&S dine in for two meal ended in violence when the diners set about each other over an argument about the coq au vin. 'I thought we'd have a nice M&S dine in for two for a tenner...

"Bwarp flomm," states man who claims ability to create new words at will. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Battersea Dogs Home in Afghan Withdrawal 0
apepper 3 years

Battersea Dogs and Cats home have announced that they will no longer accept Afghan Hounds in what may be the first of several breed specific exclusions. Also excluded are "cats that look at me...

Carlos Tevez reveals evil twin at fault for recent bad behaviour 2
paddyparkinson 3 years

A Confused Argentina international football striker had been wondering why he was being spat on in the street and not served at his local Manchester restaurant. It then became clear to Carlos Tevez...

Scientists find out how to everything 0
Z3RO 3 years

Lead astrophysicists at Oxford University have discovered how to everything. "The team were really happy" John Gregory, lead expert on anything said "the answer was staring us in the face this whole...

Reading The Sunday Sun will turn you gay ! Warns Mirror. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Yanks nuke Kabul over Superman comic burning incident 0
yussle 3 years
John Lewis business model now available from Airfix 0
medici2471 3 years
Met police hold 250 in licensing crackdown lock in 0
button 3 years
Tom Daley admits diving competitions may be getting in the way of his media work 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Audi A5 smaller than A4 on paper, engineers claim. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Hat-tip to apepper...

"Church does not own marriage" - eBay lot withdrawn 0
apepper 3 years

The Church of England's plan to raise funds by selling the concept of marriage on eBay has been thrown into disarray by a government ruling that the church is not the registered owner of marriage...

More rating agency news. BBC downgraded to ITV. 4
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

BB King, CC Penistone, Didi Ramone, ee cummings all on 'negative outlook'. ZZ Top officially 'junk' status. Any more for any more?...

FA Plan Quarterly England Manager Change To Lift Team Spirit Every Three Months 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Rating agency latest, AA downgraded to Greenflag 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more at the roadside later...

A4e criticised as "only existing on paper" 0
apepper 3 years

It's been disclosed that controversial company A4e was only created for tax reasons as a paper company which is held by a parent organisation called "Ring Binder"...