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Cameron - "I love the Fantastic Mr. Fox." 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

PRIME Minister David Cameron today announced that he is a huge admirer of the Fantastic Mr. Fox and reads it to his children every night at bedtime. He said: "It's a tremendous book. In it he has...

Sharp Rise in Employment of Unemloyment counters 0
Rowly 3 years

As the Jobless figures increase, this has been partially offset by the increase in the number of people employed to count them. A recently employed spokesman for the unemployment registry said "I was...

Master baker's secret bread recipes kept on a kneed to know basis. 8
wallster 3 years
Plane bomber changes plea; "my pants were on fire" 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Blackberry outage; if you've any ideas, you'll have to keep it to yourself 0
apepper 3 years

The Blackberry mobile phone network has collapsed; if you've a Blackberry phone and have lost service then, send a postcard or sealed envelope to Blackberry with the telephone number of the person...

Underwear bomber -"shitting it" about going to prison 0
simonjmr 3 years
Underpants bomber presents legal briefs in court 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Underpants Bomber to feature in next series of SpongeBob 0
medici2471 3 years
'Fathers learn about facts of life from their children' report claims 3
roybland 3 years

Most fathers learn about the facts of life from their kids, according to research by sexual health charity Brook.,  , The report claims that children's 'more savvy' access to the Internet means...

Underwear bomber admits being inspired by a Jerry Lee Lews track... 0
brd888 3 years

although his great balls never actually caught fire. "I'd have had more luck if I'd eaten a vindaloo the night before" said Nigerian terrorist in a rather high pitched voice...

"Underwear Bomber" was flying by the seat of his pants 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

More in briefs...

New shop fitting design award looks for creatives who are “counter-intuitive”. 3
nickb 3 years
Sony denies sexism after it offers to check out 'smoking' TV models 0
simonjmr 3 years
Austria's Right Proposes "Final Solution" For Maria Problem. 9
rikkor 3 years
Blackberry outage 'a tribute to Steve Jobs' 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Celebrity Come Dancing on (thin) Ice - Will Fox Trot? 0
witless 3 years

more to it than meets the Aye...

Olympic Stadium to be "truly multipurpose" according to revised plans. 0
grottymonty 3 years

Under new plans revealed today the Olympic stadium will now be shared by Tottenham, West Ham and Leyton Orient. Lord Coe explained” we asked them to sort it out between themselves, so now...

Knight to see you, to see you knight 0
Clarky 3 years
King Arthur to lose Legend status after lack of recognition from Yoof TV 0
ronseal 3 years

A media panel including Janet street Porter, Dick and Dom and Jordan has ruled that King Arthur, one of Britain's oldest legends, is to be stripped of his status. The panel gave a number of reasons....

Mervyn King releases latest inflation figures 0
tedweasel 3 years

Being paid peanuts now the preferred option...

Liam Fox – sideways move to Rear Admiral hinted by PM 0
witless 3 years

or by tomorrow...

OC/DC, world’s tidiest rock band, “may cease touring”. 18
nickb 3 years

The electro-death-metal hit machine OC/DC, may cease live performance after a row with its tour management in Cincinatti, Tuesday. Bassist Chuck Bird refused to play after a hotel room shower...

Government calls on FA to offer more realistic bribes after World Cup bid. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Bigots ‘can marry each other' 1
Zadok the second 3 years

The government has said it is committed to changing the law in England and Wales to allow bigots and homophobes to get married. This follows last months u-turn when the Prime Minister announced that...

Harmful leak from Plumbers Union HQ plugged 0
witless 3 years

young Dutch boy claims credit...

Fox News: Fox new muse snoozed 0
apepper 3 years

Fox News has exclusively revealed that Liam Fox had a friend sleeping at his house during a burglary. The headline writer is subject to a doctor's report...

David Laws tipped as new Defence Minister 0
Scroat 3 years
Military expert praises masterly tactics of ‘Minister of Defensiveness’ 0
Clarky 3 years

A military expert has praised Liam Fox’s handling of the current press skirmishes, calling him ‘an excellent Minister of Defensiveness’ and a ‘master of ducking and diving, almost on a par...

Radio News to warn listeners about items with flash photography 4
nickb 3 years

A familiar TV news catchphrase is to make its way onto radio, warning listeners about upcoming reports that feature the sounds associated with flash photography. A BBC spokesman said last night...

Wheelchair hits eel pair and kills oper 0
RJWinter 3 years