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Defendant In Court Confused By Judge, Prosecution & Jury all Wearing Niqābs 0
Titus 16.09.13 4:11pm
IRA comes out against proposal to ban veils and face masks in public

A spokesman for the provisional IRA appeared on television -wearing a balaclava- to declare that the right to wear a balaclava was integral part of their lifestyle, from media appearances, funerals,...

steve_l 16.09.13 4:08pm
UKIP Undermine Democracy & Cheat By Offering Policies Which Voters Actually Want 0
Titus 16.09.13 4:02pm
New study finds people alter their behaviour while being studied 1
Dumbnews 16.09.13 4:02pm
Next Lib Dem government will rendezvous with Voyager 1

The election of a Lib Dem government is expected to occur about the same time Voyager 1 reaches its final destination through interstellar space according to astro-psephologists. 'We may have to...

roybland 16.09.13 3:56pm
Woman must remove kidney to give evidence

A court has rules than Sara Mohamed must remove her left kidney before giving evidence at court. The judge, who in an unrelated matter is in desperate need of a kidney transplant, has said that she...

tomholder 16.09.13 3:01pm
Rogue Gymnasts Reveal Role In Acrobatic Robbery

Last week’s raid on a local jewellery store in Hull came as a surprise to many local residents, but in another shock twist combined with a straddle split, it emerged members of Hull’s premier...

JoshBa 16.09.13 2:50pm
Culture news:’Veils to be banned for Muslims but made compulsory for munters.’ 1
FOAD 16.09.13 2:35pm
Nick Clegg rescued from Cameron by Anti-Trafficking Squad

Details are slowing emerging about a victim identified only as a “vulnerable male in his forties”, who is now in the care of Westminster Social Services. He was whisked to safety after officers...

sydalg 16.09.13 2:11pm
Mindless vandals tarnish Misterland's oldest character 1
Robopop 16.09.13 2:04pm
Benefit cheats threatened with en-suite room, games of pool and free Sky Sports 1
Jesus H 16.09.13 1:55pm
Nick Clegg to suffocate students with plastic bags

you can only get a first if you shag the 'tutor'...

farmer giles 16.09.13 1:26pm
farmer giles
Lib Dem party to be offered a zero hours contract after next election

As in 'We want you to spend precisely zero hours in government.'...

John Wiltshire 16.09.13 1:19pm
John Wiltshire
‘Power of Love’ not acceptable payment on train network

Mike and Laura Johnson, a newlywed couple from Ventnor on the Isle of Wight today issued legal proceedings against Huey Lewis and the News for ‘negligent mistatement’. The couple fell madly in...

fernandomando 16.09.13 12:25pm
Mr Target
Breaking Huey Lewis & The News...

Slick eighties MOR pop band ejected from Southern Railways after claims 'don't need money, don't need fame, don't need a credit card to ride this train' fail to impress ticket collector. More on this...

clench 16.09.13 12:21pm
Huey Lewis sues surgeon after 'prank' square hip replacement

80s pop legend Huey Lewis is suing his orthopaedic surgeon Dr. Nigel Trent, after being fitted with a cube-shaped hip replacement 'for a joke'. Lewis (61) nearly died during the operation, which left...

16.09.13 12:15pm
Apple Abandons Plan To Launch New iSlant Intended For Chinese Market

Posted as a tribute to the Duke of Edinburgh...

Titus 16.09.13 12:09pm
“I must stop repeating myself” says Kerry

“I must stop repeating myself in speeches, I must stop repeating myself on tv and I must stop repeating myself in front of the mirror.” said US Secretary of State John Kerry in response to...

farmer giles 16.09.13 12:08pm
farmer giles
Labour party conference theme song: Things Can Only Get Bitter 0
John Wiltshire 16.09.13 11:35am
John Wiltshire
New Age cobbler offers alternative heeling 0
sydalg 16.09.13 11:32am
Porn sites branch out into online sperm banking 0
sydalg 16.09.13 11:31am
Exam Cheats Face 10 Year Terms

Having recently declared that any pupils failing to obtain passes in English and mathematics will have to stay on for an extra year, the Government is now looking to enforce new rules for any...

Flugelbinder 16.09.13 11:02am
Man Booker Prize to include writers from the Isle of Wight 0
Loundshay 16.09.13 10:40am
Gluey Lewis is 'happy to be stuck with you'

Sorry, couldn't help it...

clench 16.09.13 10:21am
Dyslexic born-again Ukrainian accidentally converts to Russian Orthodontist 0
Smart Alex 16.09.13 10:18am
Smart Alex
Study shows Isle of Sodor railway service "really crap" not "really useful" 0
clarksn 16.09.13 9:12am
Applying homeopathic techniques to homeopathic medicine surprisingly effective

A new study from The University of Penge has shown that over-the-counter homeopathic medicines are proving surprisingly effective at treating pain relief when diluted to homeopathic levels using...

bonjonelson 16.09.13 8:49am
DPP: Big difference between 'benefit fraudsters' and 'fraudsters who benefit'

The Director of Public Prosecutions today emphasised that there is a vast, unscalable gulf between 'benefit fraudsters' and 'fraudsters who benefit'. At a news conference today, he said that he...

John Wiltshire 16.09.13 8:26am
John Wiltshire
Nick Clegg to give plastic bags the vote

Britain's 4.3 million plastic bags could vote in the 2015 election under a plan launched by Nick Clegg at the Lib Dem annual conference. Clegg told party activists: "The very bags in which you have...

nickb 16.09.13 8:02am
John Wiltshire
Vince Cable explains his huff to Huffington Post 0
nickb 16.09.13 7:39am