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Christmas jobless crisis among Jimmy Saville impersonators. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.12.12 9:43am
Al OPecia
Downing Street in new "get out of my way pleb" row. Queen refuses to comment. 0
Al OPecia 20.12.12 9:42am
Al OPecia
Convicted man with speech impediment, can't complete sentence.

Convicted man with speech impediment, can't complete sentence...

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Location 20.12.12 9:16am
Location
Witness suggests that 'Pleb' was shouted from a grassy knoll area of Downing St 3
charlies_hat 20.12.12 7:54am
Squudge
Chief Whip to attempt Knievel-style jump of Whitehall gate

After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move. The police have...

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Squudge 20.12.12 7:33am
Yikes
Iraq warns UK employers can launch weapons of mass redundancy 'within 45 days'

more [dodgy dossier facts] soon...

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dvo4fun 20.12.12 7:24am
Squudge
Sir Ian McKellen does panto, audience shouts: “It’s beneath you!”... 10
Tripod 20.12.12 7:24am
kga6
Pleb Gate No More....

Due to metal thieves...

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Jesse Bigg 20.12.12 6:36am
Idiot
First 'Bring Your Monarch To Work Day' a success says Cameron

The Prime Minister has announced plans to roll out the initiative across the country in the new year after Her Majesty "sat quietly in the corner, did some colouring in and played Nintendogs on her...

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Idiot 19.12.12 10:43pm
dvo4fun
Police 'Gutted' at lost opportunity to sell BBC's Savile evidence to newspapers 0
antharrison 19.12.12 10:41pm
antharrison
Savile investigations likely to be “most profitable business sector of 2013”... 2
Tripod 19.12.12 10:28pm
dvo4fun
Savile report investigation finds no conspiracy, just usual level of cock ups 1
custard cream 19.12.12 10:17pm
Bourbon
Samoa regrets decision to cross international dateline

less keen to be first to see in the end of the world...

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Squudge 19.12.12 10:13pm
Bourbon
"Pleb Gate"....

Better than sex?...

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Jesse Bigg 19.12.12 10:11pm
Bourbon
"Pleb Gate" Better Than....... 0
Jesse Bigg 19.12.12 9:56pm
Jesse Bigg
Tory MP's Getting Overwrought....

Re "Pleb Gate."...

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Jesse Bigg 19.12.12 9:50pm
Jesse Bigg
Mitchell to return to Cabinet in new role as 'Minister Waiting To Be Sacked' 0
custard cream 19.12.12 8:52pm
custard cream
Queen Heads To 10 Downing Street......

.To count the spoons; muttering, "Can't trust those thieving beggars any more."...

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Jesse Bigg 19.12.12 8:51pm
Jesse Bigg
Christmas deliveries cancelled as Santa fails CRB check 1
seymour totti 19.12.12 8:30pm
Squudge
"Tumbling" Satellite Misunderstood Insists Pyongyang

Western astronomers may have reported North Korea's satellite as 'tumbling' and hence 'out of control' but today Pyongyang has insisted their satellite is working well and is simply misunderstood....

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flyerblade 19.12.12 6:01pm
Gerontius
BBC 'sorry' that withdrawn report allowed Jimmy Savile to touch kids

The BBC has come out and apologised to victims, license fee payers, and any inhabitants of the earth for the failings of Newsnight in the handling of sexual abuse allegations against Jimmy Savile. ...

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Perks 19.12.12 4:47pm
dvo4fun
All our staff are helping police with their inquiries says 999 answering machine 0
ronseal 19.12.12 4:41pm
ronseal
Boris Johnson opposes third runway at Heathrow for Santa

The Mayor of London today spoke out against calls from Santa Claus to expand Heathrow airport and build a third runway to support growth of his worldwide present distribution outfit. ‘We all know...

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Long Distance Clara 19.12.12 4:34pm
Long Distance Clara
HoboCamp exposed following traveller family arrest

Homeless men who were forced into labour by a family of travellers have been revealed to be members of the public booked into an extreme boot camp holiday. It had been reported that the men where...

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Sheepback 19.12.12 4:34pm
Sheepback
Radio playlist mayhem after Chris Rea decides to catch the train home for Xmas 4
Duncan Biscuit 19.12.12 4:20pm
Bourbon
Duke of Edinburgh names part of Queen after Antarctica

Palace sources refuse to elucidate as to which part...

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gregle 19.12.12 3:40pm
Squudge
Met Police arrest officer for impersonating a civillian 1
Scronnyglonkle 19.12.12 3:05pm
johnnydobbo
PETA campaigns for right to arm bears 0
gregle 19.12.12 2:10pm
gregle
British Bill of Rights to celebrate 'the sanctity of indiscriminate shagging’...

The government has released the first draft of a new Bill of Rights, which will enshrine the rights and responsibilities of all British citizens. Assuming the statesmanlike pose that he’s been...

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Tripod 19.12.12 1:45pm
Tripod
Zoo Names New Sleepy Stoned Grizzly.

Visitors to a Wildlife Park hoping to see the park's newest resident, and discover the name chosen for him by local school children, were left disappointed after red-faced keepers admitted that the...

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The All New Jeni B 19.12.12 1:03pm
Gerontius