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Awkward return to status quo as UK comes to terms with mass faked death failure 17
Golgo13 3 years

Millions of Britons were left rolling their eyes and shrugging to each other today as it became clear that they had all chosen the same day to fake their own deaths. Whether they were escaping...

NUS request nationwide coursework extension during Wednesdays Wikipedia blackout 5
button 3 years
Coalition falls foul as "satisfactory" rating changed to "requires improvement" 0
simonjmr 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron said: "This is not some small bureaucratic change. It marks a massive shift in attitude. I don't want the word 'satisfactory' to exist in any of our systems. 'Just good...

When J Edgar Met J Arthur – new bio-pic angers UK and US critics. 4
nickb 3 years

One was an American crime busting superhero, synonymous with clean living and domestic suction. The other was a British movie mogul and heir to a flour milling empire, who became known to millions...

Scouse thieves target film sound-track. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Charities Urge Support For Parents of Eerie Children 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Miliband takes McCluskey to employment tribunal for constructive dismissal 3
cinquecento 3 years
80's Band Devo surprised by sudden revival in Scotland. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

Whip it good!...

Nine Out Of Ten Pipe-Smoking Sex Therapists........ 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Prefer a good shag...

Weary 'Sherlock' viewers expecting TARDIS to appear in next series. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

More yesterday...

Spag Bol serving suggestion looks exactly like spag bol. 4
Worth 3 years

Anyone else obsessed with serving suggestions?...

"Soapy Pippa" blamed for Wikipedia outage 0
simonjmr 3 years
DFS and FA announce two-year deal for England’s armchair critics 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Queen fears for increase incidence of "paint smell" during Jubilee year 2
simonjmr 3 years

After 60 years on the throne Queen Elizabeth II has today admitted that she has developed a phobia and allergic reaction to that "fresh paint smell" that seems to preceed her every visit. "It's got...

Richard O'Dwyer congratulates Abu Qatada 0
medici2471 3 years
'Dogging' - The New Entertainment..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As the recession bites...

New Underwear Developed..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.To absorb those wicked leaks...

Cruise passenger: 'I know I ordered Scotch on the rocks, but this is ridiculous' 0
Scroat 3 years

The old ones are the best...

North Face recalls one million winter jackets 1
roybland 3 years

Manufacturer of outdoor clothing The North Face is recalling one million winter jackets over concerns that they could overheat in the unseasonably mild weather leading to their wearers being...

NHS to abolish 'satisfactory' condition status 0
Scroat 3 years

In future, patients will either be described as 'poorly' or 'on the mend.' Patients' groups condemned the move today as 'requiring improvement.'...

Nehmes Bastet to release comeback single 0
jp1885 3 years
Bank of England Quantitative Easing policy extended to printing of "I.O.U's". 1
seymour totti 3 years
Any patient in a satisfactory condition to be labelled ‘requires improvement' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Inquiry as MoD’s axe procurement programme goes millions over-budget 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rolling Stones release 'I can't get no Required Improvement' 0
charlies_hat 3 years
'I am black' says Nick Griffin 0
Samasaea 3 years

British National Party leader Nick Griffin claimed yesterday that his party should not be called racist as he himself is black. 'I can confirm that I am in fact a black man. How anyone can therefore...

Daily Mail Accuses Workshy Bakers of Loafing. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Internet to become literate by 2013. 0
Boutros 3 years

As Waterstones prepares to eliminate punctuation from its brand, citing a need for "a more versatile and practical spelling in the digital world of URLs and email addresses", Internet boffins has...

Lost dissertation on 'mum and dad' (a case of missing parenthesis 1
kga6 3 years
They Get Younger Every Year 0
The Acacia Strain 3 years

Courtney Stodden, teen bride and certified attention whore went running today with her new security staff, and pointless pink dog. Captured on camera, the newest member of her staff looks like a 15...