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WW2 Veteran Tells Story Of His Colditz Nap 0
Flugelbinder 17.09.13 3:14pm
Flugelbinder
Very fat pigeon worried that tree branch could snap 0
Spartacus 17.09.13 3:05pm
Spartacus
Costa Concordia; Our least successful coffee shop admit chain. Blame location.

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 17.09.13 3:00pm
Flugelbinder
Snow White wakes up feeling Randy

Snow White woke up today feeling randy. 'Funny, I thought there were only seven of you.'she said...

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17.09.13 2:40pm
Panic as woman goes missing on social media for ten minutes

Panic spread in the Smith family yesterday as Mrs Andrea Smith, 35, of Andover, failed to post anything to social media for over 10 minutes. “I was devastated” said her mother, 55 year old...

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Sfox 17.09.13 2:19pm
Jesus H
O'bama's outline for speech on Syria released to the public.

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af211/captaintrod/ostrichjpeg2.jpg...

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Captaintrod 17.09.13 2:08pm
Captaintrod
Viagra banned in Antarctica after frozen erection snaps off 0
sydalg 17.09.13 1:56pm
sydalg
President Obama endorses farmer giles

“As every American knows, once in a while there comes along a character or group of people who literally transend belief. They are so gifted that no normal person can possibly compete with them....

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farmer giles 17.09.13 1:54pm
farmer giles
Eskimo Invents New Card Game For Icy Conditions

"I just need to think of a name for it" he said Neat-o...

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Flugelbinder 17.09.13 1:45pm
Loundshay
Essex teacher gives birth in school, claims she was just following pupils' lead 0
custard cream 17.09.13 1:44pm
custard cream
10 year old boy becomes first player to be sacked from Fifa Football Manager 0
custard cream 17.09.13 1:38pm
custard cream
Research shows the best thing for colds...is a short sleep during the day. 0
raudus 17.09.13 1:26pm
raudus
Grand Theft Auto V to be updated with new Washington Navy Yard scenes 0
custard cream 17.09.13 1:23pm
custard cream
Cheryl has 40 winks 0
Backup Brian 17.09.13 1:07pm
Backup Brian
Two women discover that both their husbands have ‘man-flu.’ 0
FOAD 17.09.13 12:54pm
FOAD
Couple warm-up for heated row over central heating switch-on

Joyce and Harry Matthews are limbering up for their annual row over when to switch on the central heating. 'It's the same every bloody year,’ said Mr Matthews (56). 'As soon as I see her peering...

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roybland 17.09.13 12:44pm
roybland
Probably too tasteless - deleted

I was concerned when I posted this that it was rather insensitve to make a joke at the expense of someone who has just been diagnosed with a very nasty disease and have decided for the sake of common...

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Smart Alex 17.09.13 11:55am
sydalg
American to become a people-free gun reserve

Faced with the National Rifle Association’s (NRA) compelling argument that “guns don’t kill people, people do”, President Obama has decided to ban people from the United States. “It has...

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Yikes 17.09.13 11:52am
sydalg
Serious Case Review Reveals Serious Case Reviews Don't Work

More reviews to follow nonetheless...

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Flugelbinder 17.09.13 11:31am
John Wiltshire
Catholic School Priest Praises Head

Choir demands no more ever, let alone soon...

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Flugelbinder 17.09.13 11:31am
Flugelbinder
Acupuncture Let Me Down Claims Rheumatic Balloon

"And don't ask what homeopathy did to me!"...

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Flugelbinder 17.09.13 11:27am
Flugelbinder
Explorer voted best listener, as he's all Mears. 0
John Wiltshire 17.09.13 11:22am
John Wiltshire
Ethanol-fuelled car was "twelve times over legal alcohol limit", say police 1
sydalg 17.09.13 11:03am
Smart Alex
Fussy cereal eater enjoys cold snap, but prefers warm crackle and pop. 4
Smart Alex 17.09.13 10:56am
Flugelbinder
Man without facebook account declared stateless 2
Sfox 17.09.13 10:51am
sydalg
Man Arrested Wearing Ski Mask In Jewellers Says "It's My Religion Innit"

"My religion also forbids me to give my name, address, fngerprints or DNA sample, or to wear handcuffs. So watch it, or I'll have you buggers in court...

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Titus 17.09.13 10:13am
Al OPecia
Breaking News: Dolphins can communicate with aliens from outer space.

Queen informed. “Who gives a fucking shit” said the Duke of Edinburgh. “We got enough fucking aliens” After it was pointed out to the Duke Britain would be better off with highly-skilled...

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farmer giles 17.09.13 10:10am
farmer giles
Fifa Chief on fasting diet now known as Sepp Flatter 0
custard cream 17.09.13 10:09am
custard cream
Rene Descartes Had No Facebook Account 'Therefore Did Not Exist' After All

So no more from him then...

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Titus 17.09.13 9:52am
Titus
Chigwell primary school teacher accused of pushing young children too hard 0
Backup Brian 17.09.13 9:50am
Backup Brian