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Swimming pools urge middle age men to stop copying Daley by wearng tiny y-fronts 0
quango 3 years

Leisure centres up and down the country have issued a stark message to swimmers after a surge in the number of males who have taken to tight y-fronts after seeing Tom Daley win a medal. One...

Val Doonican 'Worried' 1
antharrison 3 years
Oscar Pistorius "Regally Pissedoffius" 0
Drylaw 3 years
"Comedian" Frankie Boyle still not dead 3
Lucy4 3 years
Shovels and spades discovered in elephants' graveyard 4
Dick Everyman 3 years

Cameron Man or Meerkat 0
kjo36 3 years

Recent jibes referng to David Cameron as a political mouse have given rise to suggestions that the PM is replacing cabinet posts with animal impresonations A source close the PM claimed "No one...

Government reveals plans to challenge Chinese Para-Olympic supremacy. 0
hardev 3 years

In a joint press announcement The Secretary of State for Sport, The Secretary of State for Defense and Lord Coe laid out plans challenge the supremacy of the Chinese at the next Para-Olympics in Rio...

Mourners don PVC raincoats as Max Bygraves' coffin is lowered... 6
Skylarking 3 years

(you may have to think about this one for a sec. I promise you it almost certainly isn't worth it)...

Good and Evil now neck and neck in the polls as both shift to centre ground 5
ronseal 3 years

The fight between Good and Evil could see a disappointing turn out at the polls, with voter apathy blamed on the convergence of the two parties. "They're all the bloody same," said one voter,...

"50 Shades of Grey" update : Amazon to produce Kindle/vibrator hybrid 0
FlashArry 3 years
Lionel Blair Must Pay For Crimes - Archbishop Tutu 0
BAJDixon 3 years

Light entertainment veteran Lionel Blair must pay for the destruction and sorrow he has wrought upon the world according to the Archbishop Emeritus of Cape Town, the Most Reverend Archbishop Desmond...

Huge naked Northumberland woman sobers up and goes home. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Stranded Pilot Whales miss Bournemouth Air Show 0
Queen of Tarts 3 years
Fans furious as 90% of Paralympics tickets went to benefits fraud investigators 0
ronseal 3 years

Sports fans are up in arms as tickets for the latest Olympics have been allocated unfairly once again. It emerged yesterday that 90 per cent of tickets have gone to the DSS, with the majority being...

Baroness Warsi tipped for post far, far away - purely on merit 2
Squudge 3 years
Pot-holers go missing during visit to Northumbria art-work 0
Gerontius 3 years

A group of pot-holers visiting the site of a piece of public art set in the Northumbrian landscape have gone missing say police., The artwork by Charles Jencks, known locally as ‘The Lady of the...

Max Bygraves no longer lingers 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Vale Max! The Goodies will miss you most...

Next Ashes tour will see return of Captain Cook to Australia 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Bygraves funeral due to be delayed because of flower delivery from Amsterdam 0
Basil_B 3 years
Western scrub jays mourn Bygraves' passing 0
Haywood Manley 3 years

Inaugural Paralympic Mobility scooter polo match ends in controversy 1
kjo36 3 years

Todays Inaugural Mobility scooter polo match has left Paralympic officials facing tough questions, after the wheels literally came off of Team GB's Number 4, Danny Slammer's steed. one spectator said...

Max tell final story. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Number of sunset photos finally surpasses number of sunsets there will ever be 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Cave Girl Cutie Wows Boffins 6
Denis Dijon 3 years

Scientists examining the 80,000 year old DNA belonging to the body of a girl found in Siberia's Denisova cave have discovered interesting facts about her life. "She was really hot" says Nobel...

Lead thief targets pet shop 0
Perks 3 years
One-eyed metal thief targets church 3
Dick Everyman 3 years

Budleigh Salterton's parish church has suffered a spate of metal thefts over the past twelve months. In the latest incident on Sunday night, a one-eyed intruder was spotted on the roof of the church...

Celebrity who most thought dead, dead 2
simonjmr 3 years
Catholic Church '200 years of behind', says Cardinal 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
'Empty chair has potential to become next US President’ insists Eastwood 2
Gerontius 3 years

In a speech at the Republican party’s national convention, US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has promised the American people he would invade at least one oil-rich country during his first term...

Savile/Bygraves clash a step nearer fruition 0
Drylaw 3 years