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James Clayton 3 years

The Government has decided to reverse its ‘pro-motorway’ policy after the horrific accident on the M5 over the weekend. Campaigners have reacted angrily to the news, with the Department for...

'Easy! Olympic Torch Destination, Only A Bus Ride Away'...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Says Northeast runner...

Met to review alleged pot calling kettle black incident 0
medici2471 3 years
MW3 to be sold with free cannisters of fresh air to appease gaming widows 0
acwanaut 3 years
53rd woman accuses Cain. Abel getting jealous. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Hendrix & Cobain doctors arrested and charged... 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Mazda rebrand after Asda confusion 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Japanese auto manufacturer Mazda has decided to rebrand its operations in the UK after suffering for many years because of confusion with the Asda supermarket brand. "We always used to get one or...

Doctor found guilty of causing Jackson death, Pond to appeal. 0
acwanaut 3 years

More yesterday...

Zebras lobby UN for universal rights, protection from being eaten by lions 3
Long Distance Clara 3 years

A delegation of zebras today visited the headquarters of the United Nations in a bid to receive international recognition for their inalienable rights to liberty, justice and not being eaten by lions...

EU appoint Michael Jackson's doctor to Berlesconi 0
apepper 3 years

The EU has taken the controversial decision to appoint Conrad Murray as Silvio Berlesconi's personal physician...

‘Animals bore me’: shock David Attenborough admission 8
Clarky 3 years

Fans and fellow broadcasters were left reeling at the weekend after film-maker Sir David Attenborough confessed he was, ‘fed up of looking at animals all the time.’ In the middle of an address...

M5 Crash Caused By Rush To Avoid Taunton. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
Couple killed on holiday of a lifetime denounced as liars... 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

neighbours say ‘we know for a fact they went to Weymouth last year and Tenerife the year before’., Hat-tip to vertical...

Justin Bieber said to be "unhappy" with MTV Dad of the Year Award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Microwave rice steamer voted man's singular most important invention 0
simonjmr 3 years

By the Microwave rice steamer manufacturers association More soon...

"Boogie" Found Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter. 0
The All New Jeni B 3 years
Brian Sewell describes official Olympic posters as "utter shit". More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 3 years
New Bullingdon Club franchises to appeal to masses 0
reforse 3 years

The owners of the Bullingdon Club brand, the secretive yet widely known Bilderberg Group, today announced plans to massively increase the clubs footprint by franchising the operation into every...

Viewers demand inquiry after Lavinia voted off ‘Downton Abbey’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Appearance of Intercity 125 stops all activity on the Savannah 0
simonjmr 3 years
Croydon and Tottenham omitted from OlympicTorch route 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alex Ferguson in match fixing row 1
Screenie 3 years

Sir Alex Ferguson is currently helping the police with their inquires over suggestions that he may have been fixing matches in order to score extra points for his online Fantasy Football team. His...

BBC Newsreaders to read News for Children In Need 0
Mathna 3 years

In a break with tradition this year’s Children In Need will feature several BBC Newsreaders dressed in outrageous two piece suits and actually reading the news. Some of the BBC's best-loved...

Housing crisis deepens as newly-married couple unable to afford their own palace 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ryan Air clarifies 23% profit increase is before local taxes and airport charges 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Real MTV claims responsibility after Justin Bieber wins Belfast award 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Olympic Torch route also available in ‘Most Direct’ and ‘Most Scenic’ options 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Shit found around St Paul's exit 2
medici2471 3 years
HSE warns of dangers of dog excrement lurking in piles of fallen leaves 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Dont let your Autumn / Fall leaf kicking fun be totally spoiled. Think pile, Think Dog pile" "We recommend that to have totally dog poo free leaf kicking experience that you collect and pile up...

Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child 1
grumblechops 3 years

In a move described as "Probably the best thing for everyone in the long run", boy-turned-man pop pin up Justin Bieber today agreed to assume the role of "brother" to his potential new child. Mariah...