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Piers Morgan too thick to hack phones 2
apepper 3 years

Former Daily Mirror editor, Piers Morgan has admitted that he struggles to use his answering machine, let alone knowing how to hack into anyone else's phone. "I didn't know it was even possible.", he...

Liverpool players show support for Suarez by wearing white T-shirts 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Did they think that through at all? 'He might be a racist, but he's our racist. And the rest of us are shit, so we need him.'...

Suarez hits out at Griffen as Terry is welcomed into the BNP with open arms 0
irregular apple 3 years
Clegg targets 'lifeless' Earth like planets as Lib Dem safe seats 0
irregular apple 3 years
"Bucking the property market trend" TV property market shows are on-the-up. 2
dvo4fun 3 years

Bit of a re-work after consideration The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Repossession,...

You must take people 'on a Journey', top motivational speaker tells bus drivers 4
ronseal 3 years

Staff at South Croydon garage have foregone their bonuses and Xmas money. Instead, it was spent on a motivational speaker who could help them reach their potential, seize the day and follow their...

Golf world in mourning at passing of world's greatest golfer. 7
bonjonelson 3 years
North Korea's sense of humour 'preserved' 2
Perks 3 years

The Young North Korean ‘minister for the preservation of the ‘Dear Leader’s’ body’ has been left red-faced today following a misunderstanding of Kim Jong-Il’s final requests. The mistake...

New Channel 4 show to look back at the look back shows of yesteryear 4
Immunis 3 years

well it was bound to happen sooner or later...

Lord Archer offers Piers Morgan unqualified support "no doubting his integrity" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More (tosh) later...

.....And on Saturday Radio 4 brings you "Christmas From North Korea" 0
Drylaw 3 years
CNN: "Employing Piers Morgan counts as breast implant" 0
apepper 3 years

CNN are claiming compensation for the employment of Piers Morgan. "If this was France, he'd be removed, no question."...

Terry response to racism charge "You ****ing **ack *unt! I know where you live!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

John Terry leaps to the defence of "that scouse diego bastard" 0
grottymonty 3 years
Earth's "twin planet" discovered to be cosmic dustbin 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

The rocky planet the same size as the Earth, which was today discovered orbiting a star like our sun, has proved on closer investigation to be a vast dumping ground for planetary rubbish. High...

Queen Christmas Address to repeatedly remind nation of what she did during WW2 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Piers Morgan involved in latest foot & mouth outbreak. 0
DiY 3 years
Suarez denies looking forward to a white Christmas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Al Qaeda Christmas message criticizes West for lack of decent targets. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Kim Jong-Un successor already named as Kim Jong-Zero 0
butagirl 3 years
Piers Morgan wins Boss of the Year award for his hands off management style 2
ronseal 3 years

Easy going public schoolboy Piers Hughe-Morgan was not your archetypal tabloid newspaper editor. He hadn't got a clue what 95 per cent of his staff did at any one time, he suffers from a chronic...

Toys R US announces appointment of new Glowball Marketing Manager 0
ronseal 3 years
Suarez says ban is "typical of the English". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
More High St woe as broker issues Thorntons almond marzipan chocolate warning 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
French breast implants downgraded to triple D status 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government borrowing falls £2.3bn after Eric Pickles cancels lunch 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart 3
Smart Alex 3 years
UK to develop home-grown "European style" tourist attractions 5
Son of Barnabas 3 years

In the latest attempt to distance the UK from Europe, the Government has announced that a range of tourist attractions will be renamed or redeveloped to imitate European sights. The intention is to...

Oliver Hardy impersonators urged not to rest on their Laurels 2
DorsetBoy 3 years
Daily Mail: "Being tiny dictator on a train gives you heart failure" 3
apepper 3 years

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