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IABP 2 20.08.14 1:49pm
Wrenfoe
Lord Rennard fails LibDem depravity threshold

Former LibDem CEO, Lord Rennard has been kicked out of the party after failing their depravity threshold. "He has just not tried hard enough" said a LibDem spokesman. 'Our investigations into...

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custard cream 20.08.14 1:43pm
RobArmstrong
Abuse law would take the fun out of most marriages says complete bastard husband

A complete bastard from Bolton has launched an online campaign in a bid to prevent the introduction of domestic abuse laws aimed at stopping physical and mental abuse in the home., 34 year old...

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Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:39pm
Underconstruction
Cliff Richard to turn down 'Keys to City' of Albufeira

‘I usually just sneak in through a nursery skylight’...

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beckfordburger 20.08.14 1:30pm
beckfordburger
BKS Iyengar died attempting extreme fish pose - coffin design 'very challenging' 0
RobArmstrong 20.08.14 1:18pm
RobArmstrong
Salmond urges French in Scotland to have a wee vote

More drivel to follow...

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Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:16pm
Underconstruction
Brits Beheading Yanks In Middle East

"If all the Brits went home we would have peace" said one local...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 1:14pm
Dun Dunkin
Ladies shoes accidentally delivered to Iraqi militants after drone mix-up 0
Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:12pm
Underconstruction
Greggs marketing plan accidentally put onto logo

Crisps and a drink to follow...

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Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:09pm
Underconstruction
Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee to pursue 'solo careers'

In news that will devastate investment bankers and teenage girls in equal measure, the MPC have announced they plan to split over interest rate rises and to take time out to pursue 'personal...

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Wrenfoe 20.08.14 1:08pm
RobArmstrong
Cliff abuse claims a 'Surprise Surprise' to Cilla

Scouse songstress Cilla Black calmed the fears of legions of Cliff Richard fans today when she reported that she was 'absolutely positive' that the claims against her good friend were 'without...

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cinnahmon 20.08.14 12:49pm
cinnahmon
Government announces family friendly massive train fare increases.

In a statement from wherever he is on holiday this week, Cameron said that his family liked them. "We never travel by train", he added...

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Tammy Flugh 20.08.14 12:45pm
IABP 2
Power companies reduces global warming by shutting down all power generation

EDF has announced that the temporary closure of power stations in the UK has been made permanent, in order to contribute towards energy-saving goals., Latest research by the IPCC has identified a...

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NewBiscuit 20.08.14 11:06am
Titus
Come Dine With Me voiceover to 'I Have a Dream' speech 'may have been a mistake'

US Civil Rights leaders have admitted that, in retrospect, they should probably not have invited comedy actor Dave Lamb to supply a camp and sarcastic commentary during Dr Martin Luther King's 1963...

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Oxbridge 20.08.14 9:11am
Oxbridge
Israel sends 'peacekeepers' to Ferguson, Missouri

After decades of military support from the US, the Israeli Government has said it is now their turn to reciprocate; by bringing 'peace, prosperity and a lot of rocket fire' to the residents of...

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Wrenfoe 20.08.14 8:48am
Wrenfoe
Vulgaria shocked at Child Catcher abuse allegations

Since the sudden death last week of Vulgaria's The Child Catcher (real name Charles Catcher OVE), national mourning has turned to disbelief as newspapers have been inundated with revelations of...

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Adrian Bamforth 20.08.14 7:51am
Oxbridge
Dating Website Has Good Offer

"If the wife escapes within 2 months we have to find a new one" [true story]...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 7:49am
Dun Dunkin
Mr. Bean visits China

"This is a nice place with a good system of government"...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 7:43am
Dun Dunkin
"Slappin Yo Bitch About" to become "Crime"

"Outrage innit"...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 7:38am
Titus
Cow fed on ecstasy produces delicious e-bone steaks 0
sydalg 20.08.14 5:47am
sydalg
First Minister of Scotland pens new National Anthem: ‘Salmond-chanted evening’ 2
beckfordburger 19.08.14 10:00pm
IABP 2
Ed Miliband still trying to work out if he can safely oppose rises in rail fares

More eventually...

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deskpilot3 19.08.14 9:57pm
deskpilot3
Everyone Hates You, says new survey by The Office Gossip

A new survey by The Office Gossip, in conjunction with the Sidekick and verified by The Enabler, has found strong evidence that everyone hates you. The survey findings will make sobering reading for...

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ronseal 19.08.14 9:39pm
Ref Minor
IPCC admit energy saving devices 'responsible for global warming'

The president of the IPCC, the organisation responsible for sticking the blame on people for causing global warming, has admitted that scientists reviewing energy trend data have surmised that the...

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throngsman 19.08.14 8:10pm
throngsman
Hamas tender for HS2 Tunnelling Contract 0
MrPhill 19.08.14 6:14pm
MrPhill
Lisping KFC worker quits with a thigh of resignation 0
sydalg 19.08.14 4:18pm
sydalg
Prison Radio quality significantly improved over last year announce MoJ 0
Ref Minor 19.08.14 4:17pm
Ref Minor
All UK military intervention abroad to be subject to 'Friends and Family' test

The MOD announced today that all overseas operations would in future be subject to a retrospective 'Friends and Family' test for those involved to allow for 'proper future planning of military...

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RobArmstrong 19.08.14 3:38pm
dangerouswhensober
British soldiers put on trial for not killing enough Iraqi militants 0
Bigglesworth 19.08.14 3:26pm
Bigglesworth
156 people inhumanly crushed into metal container.

the 7.30am Crewe to Manchester express departs from platform 3...

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irreverendJ 19.08.14 3:20pm
irreverendJ