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"Oakey door key" says locksmith asked to help Human League singer get into house 0
Idiot 19.03.13 7:18pm
Idiot
Golfer asked not to put off putting off puts off. 2
beau-jolly 19.03.13 7:08pm
Idiot
Underwear catalogue publisher admits "We can't compete with Internet porn" 0
sydalg 19.03.13 6:26pm
sydalg
Pessimist "really looking forward to being optimistic again" 0
Idiot 19.03.13 5:39pm
Idiot
Keen birdwatcher Tony Blair confirms he was misquoted: "No egrets over Iraq" 1
Midnight Dreary 19.03.13 5:29pm
baron la croix
Osborne to re-introduce Elizabethan Poor Tax

Leaks emerging from No 11 Downing Street suggest that the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is to reintroduce the Elizabethan Poor Tax in his new budget. “It’s quite startling” he...

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baron la croix 19.03.13 4:54pm
baron la croix
Osborne substitutes Jack the Ripper’s Gladstone bag for Budget Box

In a break from tradition, Chancellor George Osborne will pose for Budget Day photographs with Jack the Ripper’s black Gladstone bag instead of the traditional Red Budget Box. “With the amount...

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Dick Everyman 19.03.13 4:50pm
Dick Everyman
Weston-Super-Mare under threat as Bridgewater boasts nuclear capability 1
beau-jolly 19.03.13 4:28pm
Not Amused
Mrs Slocum’s pussy now last surviving cast member of ‘Are you Being Served?’... 1
Tripod 19.03.13 4:11pm
bumtrinket
Fans shocked to hear that Michael Owen used to play football...

Fans of the clubs where Michael Owen played are nonplussed at the news that he is to retire from football at the end of the season. ‘Frankly’, said Bob Stratton, a Liverpool supporter, ‘we...

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Tripod 19.03.13 4:10pm
dvo4fun
Apostrophe Liberation Front targets Mid Devon Council

Incensed at the apostrophe ban in Mid Devon, activists from the Apostrophe Liberation Front (ALF) have been gathering in large numbers in Tiverton. The first signs that things were getting heated...

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custard cream 19.03.13 4:05pm
dvo4fun
‘Chickens come home to roost’ as Blackburn looks for manager number four...

After just 15 games in charge of Blackburn Rovers, manager Michael Appleton has been sacked. Club owners, Venky’s, are now looking to appoint the club’s fourth manager this season. Candidates for...

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Tripod 19.03.13 3:57pm
Tripod
Stoners find ‘scratch ‘n’ sniff’ cannabis cards ‘make great roaches’... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 2:57pm
Tripod
Lottery winner bids for Diana dress: ‘Now I can retire that old gym sock’... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 2:04pm
Tripod
Michael Owen 'not already retired' shock 1
Midnight Dreary 19.03.13 12:58pm
charlies_hat
Childcare providers to increase their charges by 20% 0
medici2471 19.03.13 12:44pm
medici2471
Mixed reaction to latest Hockney still life

No fucking limits. I'm pissing edgy as twat...

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Truebiscuit 19.03.13 12:27pm
Idiot
Interrupting cell mate prevents prisoner from completing sentence 0
Stan 19.03.13 12:23pm
Stan
Michael Owen has announced he will not renew his Stoke Season Ticket 0
Hooch 19.03.13 12:14pm
Hooch
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cinquecento 19.03.13 10:59am
cinquecento
Apathetic shopper fails to experience the wonder of Woolworths 2
Dick Everyman 19.03.13 10:48am
Dick Everyman
Richard O’Brien can lick his own balls, which makes him 30% Border Collie... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 10:33am
Tripod
Tests confirm Richard O'Brien is "70% man and 100% pillock". 3
AReader 19.03.13 10:07am
Rootin Tootin
Someone didn't do something that people say they did

Formulaic comedy...

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19.03.13 10:03am
fink
Traffic warden didn't give ticket to a driver 2 minutes late 3
19.03.13 10:02am
fink
Postman Pat denies having a black and white cat 2
19.03.13 10:02am
fink
Osborne plan to kick-start economy with massive workhouse building program

Chancellor George Osborne will announce an ambitious program of workhouse building when he presents his Budget on Wednesday. 'Every town and village in England will have its own workhouse,' a...

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roybland 19.03.13 10:01am
Oxbridge
Bob the builder sued for not fixing it 2
19.03.13 10:01am
fink
11 months pregnant woman still attending procrastinatal classes 2
cinquecento 19.03.13 9:41am
Yikes
Musketeers sack Bathos for not living up to initial promise 2
cinquecento 19.03.13 9:37am
Squudge