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Cheeky and audacious tea break confectionary thief - 'takes the biscuit' 0
thackaray 3 years
BBC demand BGT winner has eye gouged out before appearance on the One Show 0
simonjmr 3 years
Britains Got Talent winner in bone-hacking scandal 2
pushmoocat 3 years

Chews of the World exclusive...

Glaswegians' cost of living to double with 50p per unit food price shock. 0
Boutros 3 years
Windscreen washer price war – rate drops to a “sympathetic eyebrow raise” 0
Yikes 3 years

In a sign that the recession is affecting all areas of society, roadside windscreen washers are now routinely charging a sympathetic eyebrow raise, with some charging as little as stony-faced...

Outbreak of not being a Man Utd fan syndrome everywhere but Manchester 0
Old Hat 3 years

After Man City’s last minute title win in controversial and completely unnecessary extra time, Man United fans everywhere have been struck down with Acute Not Being a Man United Fan Syndrome. ...

Confused Tinchy Stryder "thought he was married to Sting" 0
nickb 3 years
Pudsey revealed as a diva dog as backstage staff say he has distemper! 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Luxembourg Boxing Council sanction Barton v Balotelli rematch 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Dalai Lama and Gareth Malone in shock signing for the Darkside 0
simonjmr 3 years

Emperor Palpatine has today announced that he has signed the Dalai Lama and Gareth Malone as emergency cover for his ailing Galatic Empire and Sith Lord counter culture. In the last 30 years...

Ferguson commissions new sculpture for Etihad stadium: "The B of the Bastards!" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Cameron and Clegg to sue Ashleigh and Pudsey for stealing their long-running act 0
cinquecento 3 years
Only boys Aloud fans slam Ashleigh and Pudsey for buying the title. 0
Smith0ne 3 years

To some Ashleigh and Pudsey may seem like a lowly mongrel and a moderately attractive teen done good but fans of rivals Only Boys Aloud have moved to condemn their success, claiming that they brought...

Rochdale welcomes return of 'bob-a-job' 0
pere floza 3 years
Big political surprise as people learn Peter Hain was in the shadow cabinet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal College of Nursing report panned by critics 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Price of silver reaches record high 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Britain's Got Talent winner states in interview he just likes to "Win-a-lot" 0
kimllfixit 3 years

More shite jokes about dogs to come...

"£500,000 scant compensation for being made to dance like an idiot" says dog 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Sonic Weapons to be deployed at Olympics - Mario and Luigi on standby 0
Ian Searle 3 years

A spokesperson for the MOD said,"Our main concern is to protect those golden rings". Earlier this month there was outrage when plans were revealed to place Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong on top of blocks...

F.A. bans Joey Barton from Olympic Tae Kwando squad 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Lorne Spicer's voice to be deployed as 'sonic weapon' during Olympics 3
Haywood Manley 3 years
Newsbiscuit disappears into alternative universe "to recycle old submissions". 0
Al OPecia 3 years

More again soon...

Neil Diamond Headlines Branson, MO Theatre but No one Cares 0
chrisjaybecker 3 years

Branson, MO, USA Long time singer-songwriter Neil Diamond made, what his agent calls, "A triumphant comeback" to Branson's 2,500 seat Osmond Theatre, but the expected audience never materialized.,...

Man city Sheik Manchester with Allahst gasp title winner 0
tonylemesma 3 years
Haiti applies to compete in Eurovision Song Contest... 0
Smart Alex 3 years

"We're at least as European as countries like Israel and Turkey", claims Haitian spokesperson...

Brooks denies "doing Charlie" at Chequers sleepover 0
nickb 3 years
Cameron doubtful re attending Olympic opening..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

as all depends on his skiving schedule...

Tory cuts hit London Olympics..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

starting gun - a blown up crisp packet...

Emergency aid shipment of sky blue shirts despatched to Surrey 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years