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Lady Ga-Ga causes upoar wearing dress made of wood 1
Bismarck 3 years

The gossip columns of Hollywood were today abuzz with the news that Lady GaGa wore a dress made out of wood to a restaurant bash last night. Greenpeace have condemned the singer, who has also been...

Guide Dogs told to 'man up' 1
cinquecento 3 years

After revelations that guide dogs are coming under increasing attack by other dogs, charity Guide Dogs For The Blind has been examining means of tackling the issue. Early trials in replacing...

Camerons In "Back Home Alone" Blunder 1
Duff 3 years

In a plot almost straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster starring Macauley Culkin, Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha find themselves at the centre of a child abuse investigation this...

England Victory hailed by Roy Hodgson 0
Denis Dijon 3 years

Roy Hodgson, England’s embattled manager, today hailed as a victory the agreement by Euro 2012 countries to bail out his struggling football team. It is believed that some sort of deal would be...

Welsh are lent bucket loads for bail out 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Increase in attacks on guide dogs, gang war with hearing dogs blamed. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron daughter 'turned to drink" to cope with humiliating parents 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Despair as people told they can return Welsh caravan park 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Welsh brewers benefit from flooding - water supplies filled with muck & filth 0
RickH 3 years

"Half our work done for us" said an Industry Spokesman...

Spanish the new Greeks, say Germans 0
Old Hat 3 years
Shock report links obesity to TV size 0
Bismarck 3 years

A report published today suggests that there is a co-relation between levels of obesity and TV size. The study, which neglected to measure the intake of pizza, suggests that the combination of a...

Camerons deny rumours 0
Bismarck 3 years

In the wake of today's story about their daughter,The Camerons have denied rumours they invited Nick Clegg round "for a bath" last weekend...

New Bluetop Set To Shake Up Redtops 7
Duff 3 years

News is emerging today that there's soon to be an offshoot tabloid publication from Associated Newspapers, that's packing a new kind of punch. For unlike its rivals this one will only carry stories...

David Cameron and wife leave 8 year old Chancellor behind in pub toilet 1
scribbler 3 years

At the end of an enjoyable session at a Buckinghamshire pub this weekend, David and Samantha Cameron left for home completely forgetting the 8 year old Chancellor of the Exchequer who was still in...

Prince Philip foced to withdraw from national weeing up the wall championship.. 0
Bismarck 3 years

more later...

Nancy freedom bid foiled but "I only have to be lucky once" 0
Drylaw 3 years
Coalition says claims that new Whitehall Mandarin is a duck are just fowl play 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
'Cut and paste' Ofsted reports denied. 14
weematt 3 years

Ofsted have denied the use of “cut and paste“ in recent school inspection reports. Almost identical wording is present in two school inspection reports. In a statement released by Ofsted it said...

David Cameron admits he 'accidentally left Britain in the toilet' 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
US and Italian politicians to give British MPs lessons in ‘proper’ corruption. 3
Corrigan 3 years

A group of American and Italian politicians have sold out Earls Court this weekend with a series of seminars aimed at educating British politicians on more effective public office corruption. Event...

Parody News Sites Down Worldwide 0
Textbook 3 years

after being overloaded by submissions regarding Cameron's daddy/daughter day...

Spain celebrates €100 billion bailout out with 5 day national holiday 0
Yikes 3 years

After already hailing the €100 billion bank bailout as a ‘victory for Spain’, Spanish Prime Minister Mario Rajoy went a step further and announced a week long national holiday and a victory...

New Facebook pay to promote option will create 'ofs and of-nots' say experts 2
Haywood Manley 3 years
Nuns confused as Catholic church condemns Penguins 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Report concludes there are not enough Jockeys in Formula 1 5
seymour totti 3 years

An FIA investigation has concluded that, in addition to the lack of ethnic and female drivers in Formula 1, there are also not enough jockeys. F1 Supremo, Bernie Ecclestone said, "We are making...

World religions in futile search to find any man over 40 who is not a scoundrel 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Facebook to ask users, "Is this showing off" before allowing them to post 0
Dumbnews 3 years
UK ask Santander for Abbey Nation back after Spanish bank bailout billions. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Britain spared Gary Barlow jubilee single for 5 days, threat level remains high. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Adele penguin 'sex romp' shocker 3
Gerontius 3 years

The Natural History Museum say they have come across photographic evidence of Grammy award winning singer Adele and a man dressed in a penguin costume taking part in what has been described as...