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Spain ‘Telling on Argentina’ 9
Old Hat 3 years

Spain has warned Argentina that he will ‘tell on him’ after the rogue South-American shambles seized Spain’s favourite oil exploration subsidiary whilst Spain wasn’t looking, presumably in...

London 2012 "Expect Less" Campaign A Surprise Success 1
Textbook 3 years

The London Olympic marketing committee's unusual decision to go with "It's not going to change your life or anything" and a depiction of frowning man in a flat cap looking balefully at an ugly and...

Empire switches mobile contract to O2 amid Jedi bias allegations 4
Rizzo 3 years

Darth Vader the Dark Lord of the Sith today confirmed that the Imperial Empire have decided to switch their mobile operator from Vodafone to O2 after the company showed allegiance to the Jedi with a...

Teressa May tells commons of her intentions to deport Jack Straw to Jordan 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
V Imp Conf IMHO 2
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years

CEOs from CBI members (e.g. M & S, HSBC and BAe) will gather for a conference at the NEC this Saturday. Keynote speakers from the IoD, MoD and WoD are to address issues such as B2B, PPP and POP,...

Ryanair flight left passengers 'barely 30 feet closer to destination' 5
3 years

A Ryanair flight which left ‘London’ at 8.16am and arrived in ‘Dublin’ at 8.18am has been condemned by the 125 passengers onboard after it left them hundreds of pounds out of pocket and...

Archaeologist unearths ancient documents after cleaning out closet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"One idiot could disrupt Olympic Games" - claim Boris Johnson watchers. 7
bonjonelson 3 years
Teenage Males Face “Day of the Triffids” Style Blindness 5
Quaz 3 years

Following the self publication on the Internet of topless photos of pop star Rihanna, coupled with the recently leaked internet video of a certain female pop star performing a “Sexual act”, a...

Jumbo Jet expecting twins after mating with Space Shuttle. 1
JETFAB 3 years
M&S downgraded to M after tock hortage 0
victimms 3 years

No'S's left...

Admin clerk deports Theresa May in error 0
victimms 3 years

More when she returns...

New prostate cancer treatment gets the thumbs up 5
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ark builders hit by drought 0
roybland 3 years

Ark manufacturers across southern Britain say orders are drying up as drought conditions spread. 'If Noah was alive today,' said John Woods, who has run the family ark building business for three...

Dim-witted racist Anders Breivik gives Black-Power salute to court. 4
MADJEZ 3 years

Fracking hell, what was that! 0
stevebrdfd 3 years

Residents in Upper Bigglewade, Lanchashire, ran from their homes in terror as an earthquake rattled their village early this morning. The earh tremors, which measured 5.6 on the richter scale and...

Pork scratchings may be the result of pork itchings, warns health watchdog 0
nickb 3 years
General Synod in chaos as actress applies to be bishop 3
apepper 3 years

The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination...

Train driver who overshot station by 2 miles is to train as Easyjet pilot. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Coalition is working well" Cameron tells Clegg. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop 3
Midnight Dreary 3 years

Hopes of a rapprochement between the worlds of religion and entertainment were dashed last night after the Actress announced a formal cessation of goodwill with the Bishop. Relations between the two...

UK to offer Argentina Falklands deal 0
yens123 3 years

In a dramatic development to the on-going row over ownership of the Falkland Islands, the British Government has offered a sovereignty swop deal - the Falklands for Lionel Messi. A source close to...

Scrabble player who fainted during record attempt says "It's all just a blank" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Microsoft goes silent in Windows 8 1
The Tall Man 3 years

The next incarnation of the Worlds most used operating system will only be available in two versions, Windows 8 ME (Mute Edition) and Window2 8 RT (for mobile devices), Microsoft announced earlier...

Sir Bruce Keogh: "Nightime discharges are a sticky issue" 0
beau-jolly 3 years

I warned you...

Dyslexic Mexicans left underwhelmed by annual Glen Dimplex Fan heater expo 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Aquascutum, "had nothing put aside for a rainy day" 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Aquascutum goes under 0
medici2471 3 years
Ford Mondeo owner to trace FSH on next episode of "Who do you think you are?" 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Actress denies she bashed the Bishop 0
Iamthestig 3 years