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Joss Stone "unaware" that she had murdered classic soul numbers 1
charlies_hat 21.03.13 8:10pm
ginty
Jim Davidson is ‘a very funny man’, say police...

Jim Davidson, a very funny man with his most productive comedy years ahead of him, has been commended by Scotland Yard for ‘not screwing many underage girls‘ and ‘it was an awfully long time...

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Tripod 21.03.13 8:00pm
Tripod
Online retailers in Wales to be closed on Sundays and Wednesday Afternoons

Following George Osborne's 'Britain's open for business' budget speech, the Welsh Assembly has instead decided to tell online retailers in Wales to close on Sundays and Wednesday afternoons because...

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Slante Dangle 21.03.13 7:44pm
baron la croix
Scripture reading mistake at Archbishop enthronement due to clerical error 0
custard cream 21.03.13 7:40pm
custard cream
Angela Merkel "steering clear of honey and nut pastries and stuffed vine leaves" 0
CulchaVulcha 21.03.13 7:37pm
CulchaVulcha
HMRC insist they have still got what it takes to take what we've got 0
andhrimnir 21.03.13 6:51pm
andhrimnir
Chancellor picks up Wrong Suitcase and Unveils Cheese Sandwich to the Nation. 14
OliverMcPhee 21.03.13 6:43pm
sponge finger
Planck satellite shows evidence of exhausted pre-historic moth 1
charlies_hat 21.03.13 6:34pm
The All New Jeni B
ITV's "The Big Reunion" to reform the now Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Just watched an episode of TMNT on youtube. A middle-aged version could be amusing, I'm imagining a lot more pizza and Rafael would likely have a Harley...

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OliverMcPhee 21.03.13 6:05pm
OliverMcPhee
Sir David Nicholson: "I will not resign!"

Embattled NHS Chief Sir David Nicholson remained defiant today, insisting he was still “the best man for the job” despite recent video evidence which shows him personally ejecting patients whose...

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baron la croix 21.03.13 5:52pm
Titus
Anger as AA faces being downgraded to 'A'

British motoring organisation the AA risks being downgraded to A-status, it was revealed today. For years the organisation - the 'Automobile Association' - has come to the rescue of Britain's...

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Bravenewmalden 21.03.13 5:35pm
Bravenewmalden
Poor Christian nations – Vatican can’t put off supporting them any longer 0
Midfield Diamond 21.03.13 4:12pm
Midfield Diamond
English government declares 19th September 2014: Thank f*&k they've gone day 0
irreverendJ 21.03.13 3:30pm
irreverendJ
Japanese Quotation Marks Finally Given The All-Clear By Writers' Guild......

and Noise Abatement Society. "Chong-Chong."...

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Jesse Bigg 21.03.13 3:06pm
sigmund
Schools exempt homeopaths from need to concentrate 0
cinquecento 21.03.13 2:56pm
cinquecento
Benedict admits resignation was to give hint to Rolling Stones 0
sydalg 21.03.13 2:46pm
sydalg
George Michael's new release straight in the number 2 slot 5
charlie_shat 21.03.13 1:46pm
JonnyJP
Royal Mail to borrow a stamp from everyone

With a surprise item at the end of the budget, Chancellor George Osborne has announced a plan to revitalise the Royal Mail based on the hideously unpopular Cypriot savings-grab. As MPs in Cyprus...

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GreenCross 21.03.13 1:16pm
GreenCross
Network Rail to sell off Rail Business – Future lies in Malls

More people are using railway stations for shopping and eating than to catch trains, independent research for Network Rail has revealed. Trends consultant, Justin Bright was not surprised: “Their...

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Napierboy 21.03.13 12:46pm
Oxbridge
Charity warns it could be murder, as Cludo mansion is exempted from bedroom tax 0
Ian Searle 21.03.13 12:09pm
Ian Searle
Britain 'relieved' as China turns out to be equally moronic

Britain, the formerly quite capable island near Europe, has spoken of its relief at seeing television pictures of teenage girls in Beijing going hysterical over a brief glimpse of David Beckham...

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Oxbridge 21.03.13 12:02pm
Oxbridge
Female execs who break through glass ceiling advised to put knickers back on 5
LensCap 21.03.13 11:54am
Squudge
Further Boost To Tory Victorian Theme, With Penny Off A Pint Of Beer.....

"Thankee your worship."...

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Jesse Bigg 21.03.13 11:53am
Dawsons creek
David Bowie asked to construct new persona for George Osborne

Friends of George Osborne are believe to have approached David Bowie for help in creating a new persona for the beleaguered chancellor. The sight of a sober suited and pasty faced Osborne standing...

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roybland 21.03.13 10:56am
roybland
Vaginas told to 'shut up and let someone else get a word in edgeways' 9
LensCap 21.03.13 10:51am
baron la croix
Gaddafi condtion 'not as bad as first thought' 0
baron la croix 21.03.13 10:41am
baron la croix
'Death sucks' says Harry Reems 0
Oxbridge 21.03.13 10:35am
Oxbridge
Exclusive photo of George Osborne and advisors planning 2013 budget

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hmtreasury/8266564743/...

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21.03.13 9:39am
Squudge
Celebrities starting to mourn the loss of free tabloid publicity

As the dust settles on the arguments over press regulations, well known personalities up and down the country are now pondering a future without the libellous, salacious and often fictitious...

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Perks 21.03.13 9:15am
charlies_hat
Eton old boys reunion cancelled due to clash with G20 summit 0
LensCap 21.03.13 8:58am
LensCap