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Yo-yo use at a cyclical all time low, high, low, high, cats cradle, low 0
simonjmr 2 years
England's omelette world cup bid "unbeatable" 0
simonjmr 2 years
Egg nog by Alan Bentnett 0
edf 2 years

Act 3 scene 2., Sir Henry Bulge enters through a side door on a donkey,with a large bunch of bannanas for his wife Egg who is a wheel chair bound invalid boiled egg,who also happened to have the...
A oop its greet this 5
edf 2 years

a place where all the hoyplee de hoy meet,its grand lad joost grand,Ive joost coom doown from up norf like lookin for a offce joob in the big smoke,Ive walked all ways doon from Harlepool in cap an...
Employee disheartened after hearty 'pat on the back' turns out to be 'cow' 0
QorbeQ 2 years
Slimming World's Iraq office accused of harbouring weapon of mass reduction 0
QorbeQ 2 years
TV's Restoration Roadshow 'front' for international forgery syndicate 0
pinxit 2 years

Dodgy Pollocks 'touched up and flogged' under aegis of BBC. Dickinson held, Fiona Bruce 'coy'. More soon...
The Stig to appear as the star in a reasonably-priced autobiography 1
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Members of the group "Ou est le swimming pool"paid tribute to thier 1
arrghgarry 2 years

lead singer Charles Haddon,we`d like to think that he was thinking of the group just before he died...
New Sports Degree announced 2
hero2zero 2 years

A new Sports Degree has been introduced, concentrating on special effects, prosthetics, stunt-work and on-the-field improvisation, this follows the planned “Oscar-type” awards for Rugby and...
Charles Haddon collider big bang reported 0
arrghgarry 2 years
Newsreaders advised to say ‘driving stunts’ rather than ‘car stunts’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Trapped miners phone message to surface but Domino’s quotes 4 months’ delivery 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Harlequins doctor who split rugby player’s lip promoted to fronthead prop 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
A Level shock as attractive blond girl gets a B grade 0
TerribleTim 2 years
Facebook suggests Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong II reconnect 4
Dumbnews 2 years
Simon Cowell's ego 'tweaked' admit BGT producers 0
jp1885 2 years
Tiger Woods to join the Mormons. 2
Ostsee 2 years

Lots more wives soon...
Woman in pain from heels wonders at woman inconveniencing herself with headscarf 2
la maga 2 years
Paul Mckenna cannot find the girlfriend that fucked up the placing of 0
arrghgarry 2 years

lottery numbers balls making him look like a complete tosser ...
Charles Haddon of unknown pop group where is the Piscine 2
arrghgarry 2 years

jumped on the Michael Jackson bandwagon to increase record sales,his bandmates had suggested waiting until more then their family ,friends and the regulars at the Nags Head had heard of them...
Man who donated nothing feels warm glow at praise for UK flood response 1
la maga 2 years
Paul McKenna's new book: I Can Make You Rich, But I Can't Find a Girlfriend 1
StoopyDeGunt 2 years
British singer jumps to his death from to telecomms nast into adjoing car park 0
arrghgarry 2 years

the following act "a mime act from the past Mr alternative car park" was lost for words...
Phillipine Police oneupmanship takes a severe twist when Police Captian 2
arrghgarry 2 years

show testicle dragging detective a thing or two about police intimidation...
Leapers still being barred from top floor jobs 3
arrghgarry 2 years
Student’s grandmother dies for fourth time in term 0
Genghis Cohen 2 years

Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate, Harvey Owen, today when his beloved grandmother, Ivy, again passed away just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams. ‘We...
As shoe attacks increase worldwide crocs become the weapon of choice 0
arrghgarry 2 years

normal people amazed they ever took off...
Brilliant Observational comic dies on stage at the Fringe as 1
arrghgarry 2 years

no one else had observed the same stuff...
Intel Advert Jingle in Autotune Controversy. More Soon. 0
El Trev 2 years