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DoD awards carrier contract to Airfix. 0
Maverick 27.03.14 3:20am
Maverick
Real Madrid want Moyes... ...to manage Barcelona 0
Not Amused 27.03.14 12:43am
Not Amused
Prisoner accused of smuggling in thousands of files in laptop 0
sydalg 26.03.14 11:54pm
sydalg
Setback as over-sensitive new airport scanner triggered by guilt & schadenfreude

Plans to introduce new security scanners in UK airports have been left in disarray following a recent trial of the system has highlighted significant flaws in the technology. The scanners which are...

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bookiesfriend 26.03.14 10:41pm
bookiesfriend
Apple crumbles as custardy battle hots up

Following on from their media friendly gobbeldy gook announcement regarding the sudden discontinuation in the temporal status of their inter gender cohabitation sharing agreement, on a celebrity...

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irreverendJ 26.03.14 10:33pm
irreverendJ
Tabloid readers write to complain at recent reduction of deadly spider stories

The rate at which the likes of the Daily Mail and Daily Star have been reporting on spider scare stories has massively reduced in the last few weeks and readers are proving that these items were a...

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Schoolboy 26.03.14 10:32pm
Schoolboy
David Moyes takes blame for Martin/Paltrow failure 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 10:22pm
Schoolboy
Russell Brand claims future relationship with Paltrow "the real thing"

"I've never felt this way before", said the now drugs-clean lothario. "I really love her. The thought of the sex I'll be having with her makes me feel totally spiritual and at one with the universe."...

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Adrian Bamforth 26.03.14 10:04pm
Adrian Bamforth
The Grand Budapest Hotel slated on tripadvisor. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.03.14 9:10pm
dominic_mcg
North Korean barbers show customers picture of vagina instead of mirror

Hat tip to bookiesfriend...

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throngsman 26.03.14 9:05pm
throngsman
Genital mutilation squad to suffer cuts 0
Underconstruction 26.03.14 8:45pm
Underconstruction
Size of Max Clifford’s penis ‘a bone of contention’... 1
Tripod 26.03.14 6:55pm
Wrenfoe
Kim Jong-un demands everyone looks like him

anti-racists are perplexed...

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camz 26.03.14 6:37pm
camz
Dyslexic addict accidentally puts himself into prefab 4
Smart Alex 26.03.14 6:16pm
Underconstruction
Old Trafford re-branded as a holiday camp, for the ‘warm welcome’ to visitors. 0
Tripod 26.03.14 6:16pm
Tripod
Small c88t has average sized penis 0
Underconstruction 26.03.14 6:15pm
Underconstruction
NK barbers replace mirror with Kim Jong-Un portrait to show patrons back of head 0
bookiesfriend 26.03.14 6:12pm
bookiesfriend
Hot Scottish Widows ‘grateful to the Scottish diet’...

Everyone knows how hot those Scottish Widows are. While their black cloaks and hoods suggest they’re still in mourning, their eyes seem to say something else entirely: “Are those bawbees in your...

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Tripod 26.03.14 6:07pm
Tripod
Grief and anger as Milliband calls off search for Credibility.......... 0
Tirpitz 26.03.14 6:07pm
Tirpitz
Book ban will result in fewer sentences in prison, claims Minister 3
bookiesfriend 26.03.14 6:01pm
Wrenfoe
It was Rebekah's shopping list, says Carter

Cheryl Carter, who was employed as a personal alibi (PA) by Rebekah Woods for nearly 20 years has denied disposing of evidence. 'The box I threw away had lots of interesting notes that I had made up,...

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throngsman 26.03.14 5:24pm
throngsman
Person manages to sign name properly on electronic courier pad 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:21pm
Schoolboy
New Noah movie "not historically accurate" say historians and informed people 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:18pm
Schoolboy
Mid-Atlantic infomercial accents sexiest, say middle aged, jobless women 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:16pm
Schoolboy
Cars designed to be fuelled by skepticism about climate change

Ford has announced a breakthrough in car engineering by partly powering their latest concept car through the raging skepticism of its driver about climate change. Ironically, the more the person is...

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Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:13pm
Schoolboy
Hairdressers 'braced' for new haircut rage

Following the revelation that North Koreans are being urged to adopt the haircut of their leader, Kim Jong-un, UK hairdressers are preparing for a series of copycat requests from British voters. 'We...

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throngsman 26.03.14 4:08pm
throngsman
Eygpt sends 528 people to carry out 'fingertip search of Malaysian crash site' 0
throngsman 26.03.14 3:51pm
throngsman
'Rebekah' a moving update of Daphne du Maurier's classic novel 'Rebecca'

"Last night I dreamt I went to Wapping again" is the opening line of ‘Rebekah’, the long awaited update to Daphne du Maurier’s novel ‘Rebecca’. In the story, ‘Rebekah’ recollects her...

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Dick Everyman 26.03.14 3:46pm
Titus
R&A golf club to admit women, because ‘the clubhouse won’t clean itself’... 1
Tripod 26.03.14 3:27pm
Titus
Chiropractors say texting makes you old

'We've noticed that people who text lean forward and we know from hard won experience that older people lean forward too,' said Gill Jenkins of the British Chiropractic Association. 'It's pretty...

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throngsman 26.03.14 2:50pm
throngsman