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Q Flees Hospital As Charles Suggests She Be Transferred To South Staffs 0
Titus 05.03.13 9:09am
Titus
The Queen: Mid Staffs Update

Dr Emina Sithole of the Mid Staffs Trust has just made the following statement: "The Queen's testicles have been removed successfully and she is now recovering in the Service Corridor."...

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Caiaphas 05.03.13 8:50am
Dick Everyman
Helen Mirren reprises oscar winning performance in The Queen No.2

However, Mark Commode said she was shit...

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Dick Everyman 05.03.13 8:10am
Dick Everyman
Controversy as hospital starts selling "Royal Souvenirs"

King Edward VII's Hospital has hit back at criticism of it's decision to sell "souvenirs" from the Queen's recent attendance. "In the current financial climate, it's sensible to make best use of all...

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apepper 05.03.13 8:05am
apepper
Queen 'just couldn't stop going' once she had broken the royal seal 0
medici2471 05.03.13 7:50am
medici2471
You can take a prostitute to the theatre...

but you can't make her think Neat-O...

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Ironduke 05.03.13 3:56am
Ironduke
Bradford crook was so posh he had his own batman...

I'll get my coat, http://images.military.com/pics/SA_image_031512_16m.jpg...

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MADJEZ 04.03.13 11:25pm
MADJEZ
Bradford Batman - 'As a symbol I can be as incorruptible as Yorkshire pudding.' 0
custard cream 04.03.13 10:56pm
custard cream
'Batman' disappeared without completing paperwork

A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman who handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station disappeared into the night 'without completing the required paperwork', say West Yorkshire police....

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roybland 04.03.13 10:35pm
roybland
Pippa Middleton 'bitterly resentful' over attention given to Queen's arse 3
pere floza 04.03.13 8:34pm
Caiaphas
Queen tells doctor it's her anus horriblis 1
04.03.13 8:32pm
Caiaphas
Smoking found to prevent diseases of old age

Recent statistical analysis of the effects of smoking on health have shown a remarkable correlation between the use of cigarettes and the prevention of the diseases of old age. The research,...

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bumtrinket 04.03.13 8:20pm
Not Amused
New doubts cast on Theory of Evolution

Veteran God basher and professor of microbiology at Brayknee College, Oxford, Sir Richard Dawkins, admitted today he was ‘unable to explain’ QPR’s remarkable away win at Southampton on Saturday...

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Caiaphas 04.03.13 8:09pm
Squudge
reel STATE of the ARTS

statement of in TENT 4 emin the £$um-body-womb with a view "eminism? F!eminism! art? F!art! gone on the wind again on a GAIN! pen is penis 2 screw ewe. F.U.?C-king speak 2 ewe miss-leading ewe. SH!I...

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politics1uk 04.03.13 7:45pm
Squudge
Proposed Saville “Biopic” causes outrage

Leaked details of the “Biopic,” entitled, “Mummy I Spunked the kids,” has resulted in unprecedented uproar and its future may now be in doubt! More soon…...

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hero2zero 04.03.13 7:41pm
Caiaphas
Queen ignores Philip's advice to "dress in brown for next few days" 0
sydalg 04.03.13 7:39pm
sydalg
Philip Tartaglia named interim head of Church, Corleone family "disappointed" 0
reforse 04.03.13 7:21pm
reforse
Charles hopeful as Queen calls it squits 0
Caiaphas 04.03.13 7:02pm
Caiaphas
Traces of Audi driver DNA found in urban cyclists 0
simonjmr 04.03.13 6:31pm
simonjmr
Nigel Farage confirmed for Strictly Come Dancing 2013.

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has become the first celebrity to be confirmed for this year’s series of Strictly Come Dancing, and he’s putting it down to the party’s success in the recent Eastleigh...

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TheNewsWalrus 04.03.13 5:47pm
TheNewsWalrus
Cameron statue opposed by anti-litter groups

A proposal to erect a statue of David Cameron in his Witney constituency is being strongly opposed by anti-litter groups. The statue's supporters say it is to commemorate the fact that Cameron is...

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roybland 04.03.13 4:45pm
roybland
Catholic Churches failure to discriminate against gay Priests lead to hypocrisy

Job application should have included risk assessment to exclude gay men from becoming priests and endanger the all male staff and choir boys with potential sexual activity. After all it is known...

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4ty2 04.03.13 4:18pm
4ty2
Osborne: Pothole-filling ‘more important than Trident’

Sources close to Chancellor George Osborne today sensationally confirmed the UK’s Trident defence programme will be scrapped with immediate effect in the upcoming budget to pay for road pothole...

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Reg Herring 04.03.13 3:37pm
Reg Herring
Queen's true medical problem revealed to be the clap. Diarrhoea merely a cover.

Her Majesty's planned trip to Italy, which is now known to have been timed to coincide with Silvio Berlusconi's "come-back special bunga bunga plus" soiree, has had to be cancelled. However, she is...

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scribbler 04.03.13 2:58pm
scribbler
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.., Button beat me to it Queen was attempting ultimate Elvis tribute, report rescuers...

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cinquecento 04.03.13 1:49pm
cinquecento
Queen vows never to let Charles cook dinner for her again 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.03.13 1:46pm
Scronnyglonkle
Queen marks anniversary of IRA hunger strikes with hospital ‘dirty protest’

Her Majesty the Queen has marked the 32nd anniversary of the beginning of the IRA hunger strikes with her own tribute dirty protest, according to reports. In a hitherto unheard of breach with royal...

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Gary Stanton 04.03.13 1:36pm
Gary Stanton
Vatican latest: Cardinal O'Brien promoted to 'Senior Hypocrite' 0
writinginbsl 04.03.13 1:30pm
writinginbsl
Queen nearly dies on Throne 4
Sinnick 04.03.13 12:31pm
The All New Jeni B
Royal Mint to issue special coin to commemorate Queen bowel movement

Wedgwood, the leading makers of Royal memorabilia say they will be rushing out a range of products to commemorate the Queen’s recent stay in hospital., The high quality merchandise will include...

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Gerontius 04.03.13 12:27pm
Dick Everyman