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Orbital Tower unveiling fails as large sheet gets stuck. 0
weematt 3 years
43,000 mile taxi journey still avoided going south of the river 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Marks & Spencer pants label ‘should have raised suspicions’ admits al-Qaeda 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Leveson promises Brooks more tits on the front pages 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tight squeeze for Vidal Sassoon as coffin has short back and sides 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Prince Charles predicts reign 4
Rootin Tootin 3 years
Mitt Romney in re-make of "Beyond the Fringe". 0
Maverick 3 years
Mr. Muscle banned from competing at London Olympics 1
Nerys Hughes 3 years

The British Olympic Association say they have banned a leading bathroom and toilet cleanser from competing at the London 2012 Olympics after the cleaning fluid failed a random drugs test.,...

Help LordsTrust to re-house a peer 4
3 years

Safely tucked up in their riverside home, Britain's lords would appear to have an ideal existence. But their cosy habitat is now under threat, which is why we're asking you to help 'Re-house a Lord'....

Met Police claim 'only a handful' of off-duty Policemen on London demonstration 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Police retirement cuts threaten Spanish economy 1
medici2471 3 years

Thousands of police officers marched on London to highlight concerns about the Winsor review of pay and conditions. PC Sam Mercer, 32, was one of them “I’ve been in the job 14 years, only the...

Defence secretary cancels Second World War Fighter contract 3
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

In the largest government U-turn ever announced the defence secretary Philip Hammond said today that he was cancelling an order placed in 1940 for 200 Spitfire fighter planes. Dismissing objections...

Defence minister -new shock announcement 0
Bismarck 3 years

Responding to the leaked document which details the purchase of 100 trebuchets, for use by the Royal navy, the defence secretary was heard to say "Trebuchet? wasn't he a newsreader?...

Radio 2 accused of "pulling the wool over listeners ears" 0
Bismarck 3 years

Radio 2 bosses were slammed today for suggesting "2day" was ever going to be anything other than the same old crap rehashed yet again...

Police Federation bemoans lack of overtime for officers at protest march 0
Underconstruction 3 years

Senior Police Officers have expressed dismay at the peaceful way in which protest marches were allowed to pass off in London, after it was revealed that no overtime payments were made to on-duty...

Disgruntled foundry workers vote to strike while the iron is hot. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Coalition Government better at u-turns than Joint Strike Fighter 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Public sector staff win parity. 100,000 Jobs off-shored to India. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
New shampoo launched "Dead and Smoulders". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Vidal Sassoon dyes. 3
Zen 3 years
Greeks demand debt forgiveness before handing over Olympic torch 0
wwwiz 3 years
Lynn Truss slips into a comma following colon and period problems. 5
charlies_hat 3 years
Tottenham awaits arrival of Olympic torch in time for 2012 riots 1
medici2471 3 years
Jealous Camilla to front 'The One Show' after Charles' Weatherman triumph 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Man and wife try new position in bid to put an end to their 'same sex' marriage 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Sky to Launch Fish-Based TV Dinner Range, "Believe in Batter" 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years

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Grooming setback predicted after Sassoon death 0
simonjmr 3 years
Arsenal players to go without Rice next season 0
tonylemesma 3 years
World War One poetry's favourite hairdresser dead. 2
nickb 3 years
Duncan Goodhew pays emotional tribute to Vidal Sassoon 1
tonylemesma 3 years