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Snack food giant launches new line of 'Organic Junk Food' 1
Dumbnews 19.10.12 3:14pm
Eighteen Oxbridge students who interrupted afternoon swim let off scott free

A group of eighteen students from Oxford and Cambridge who were accused of interrupting a man's afternoon swim were today acquitted at Isleworth Crown Court. The group, who included seven chinless,...

johnnydobbo 19.10.12 1:43pm
Government to force dating websites to offer customers the cheapest dates 0
Mandy Lifeboat 19.10.12 1:37pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Serbia banned from World Conker Championships

Serbia has been disqualified from this year's World Conker Championships which kicks off in Accrington Town Hall this weekend. Inspectors from the World Conker Council yesterday discovered gross...

19.10.12 2:37pm
Gay couple whose address was published by BNP seek refuge in B&B 0
custard cream 19.10.12 1:03pm
custard cream
Is this the end of the alcove?

Alcoves were once a much-loved feature of many homes. Sadly, that's no longer the case. Since their association with Jimmy Saville, they have gained a reputation as a hiding-place for perverts. ...

19.10.12 12:07pm
'Midge may have headed south' warn Strathclyde Police

Police searching for a midge who attacked an Edinburgh man say they think the assailant may have left the Scottish Highlands and could now be operating in the East Devon area. Despite extensive...

The Bogs 20.10.12 8:28pm
Trenton Oldfield's cox soon to be in cockney inmate's boat race

More to follow...

philthefunk 19.10.12 11:49am
Griffin banned from B&B

Nick Griffin, the leader of the BNP, was banned from a B&B last year it emerged today. The couple running the B&B became concerned when they noticed his name as he checked in. "As a strict...

Not Amused 21.10.12 7:52am
Vets to be doctored... 4
Tripod 19.10.12 3:22pm
Doctors to be vetted

First appointment available for annual GP check: 27th March 2018 at 08.10...

Lucy4 19.10.12 10:25am
Airport check-in ‘nightmare’ family banned from all flights

Following a series of incidents at airports around the world, a family from Stevenage has been officially grounded. A crisis meeting involving representatives from airport authorities, airlines and...

Midfield Diamond 19.10.12 10:53am
Chelsea goalkeeper has pub named after him. 2
JETFAB 19.10.12 1:44pm
Old Etonian's Gangnam Hokey Cokey video a You-Tube smash.

A group of Old Etonians, calling themselves 'The Black Eyed MP's have released a spoof video about their European policy., 'Are we in, are we out, shake Farage all about,' sing the Fops. 'We wanted...

philthefunk 19.10.12 9:29am
Nick Griffin defiantly tweets the address of the Prime Minister

In an act of defiance against what he calls 'the liberal elite', Nick Griffin has taken to twitter again to publish the address of the Prime Minister. He called for his followers to assemble outside...

Perks 19.10.12 2:55pm
Team producing petrol from thin air invited to work on Nick Cleggs credibility 0
Nowherefast 19.10.12 9:08am
ofgem proposals force energy companies to find simpler ways to rip off customers 0
Smart Alex 19.10.12 9:05am
Smart Alex
Stones Want To Play Glastonbury;

"We played our first ever gig there for Arthur and his posse", said Mick, "And this was BEFORE he became king!"...

arthurminnit 19.10.12 7:32am
Government "looking for buyer" for massive haul of drugs seized in 2012,

A tired-looking government spokesperson today described the frustration felt in Westminster at the news of record drugs hauls in 2012., "I mean.. it's great and all.. but we just have big warehouses...

moanygit 20.10.12 3:41am
U2 Talk Down New Album

The four members of popular Irish rockers U2 have been unusually candid in a round of interviews given on the eve of the release of the latest album, There's Worse Ways To Kill 50 Minutes. Tired of...

Textbook 19.10.12 12:10pm
Government launches prison self check-in system

The Home Secretary today unveiled the Government's controversial new scheme which, he claims, will "revolutionise and streamline" the procedure for the detention of prisoners. Outlining the new...

jamsieoconnor 20.10.12 8:48pm
Uniformed service employers make moustaches compulsory

Employees of uniformed services including police, fire and security companies will be required to sport full moustaches from April 2013 in a bid to gain more respect from the public. Male and female...

Dick Everyman 19.10.12 9:46am
Dick Everyman
Comedy Industry awards to be guest compered by sales manager from IT Solutions

It's been a tough year for the comedy industry, with originality in a long term decline and nepotism tightening its death grip on the influx of new talent and ideas. So this year, the organisers of...

ronseal 20.10.12 8:20pm
Russian tourists 'intent on reigniting the Cold War'

The Foreign Office has issued warnings about hostile foreign actions that have taken place across various hotspots, including many Red Sea beaches and various Turkish resorts. William Hague, the...

quango 18.10.12 10:02pm
Alan Milburn recommends 'working for the Tories' as key to social mobility 2
Mandy Lifeboat 18.10.12 9:29pm
Toast angered by Milliband's comparison to Tory Chief Whip

Toast has reacted with fury to Labour Leader Ed Milliband's comparison to Andrew Mitchell. Milliband has now apologised to "all the British grilled bread community" for inappropriate language. As...

nickb 19.10.12 1:43pm
Search for Google shares info turn up zilch

custard cream 18.10.12 6:54pm
custard cream
Search for Google shares info turn up zilch

custard cream 18.10.12 7:02pm
Scouting movement admits to being unprepared for atheist members. 0
Zen 18.10.12 6:42pm
BBC tells Mike Harding to Folk off. 0
Zen 18.10.12 6:39pm