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Salmond insists on n-dimensional cake. 0
Al OPecia 18.02.14 8:05am
Al OPecia
ATOS declare Schumacher fit for work 0
GrumpyCat 18.02.14 7:06am
GrumpyCat
Dyslexic deity admits confusing HS2 for H2O

Done before ? I searched but found nothing. ((c) Bono)...

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DorsetBoy 18.02.14 5:13am
DorsetBoy
North Korea responds to ICC report: "We don't even play cricket" 0
DorsetBoy 18.02.14 4:53am
DorsetBoy
The North Face to recall 3.5million jackets following logo debacle.

Red faced management at trendy outdoor clothing maker ‘The North Face’ admitted today that putting the logo on the back of their garments as well as on the breast area had been ‘an almighty...

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Boutros 18.02.14 2:39am
Boutros
England team training camp relocates to somerset levels

England manager Roy Hodgson, after a fact finding trip to the Amazon rain forest, has announced that the England team training camp will shortly be relocated to the Somerset Levels. ‘We needed to...

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rogerg 17.02.14 11:27pm
rogerg
Scottish sewer blocked by Poo reveals Bear truth about nations diet. 0
irreverendJ 17.02.14 11:18pm
irreverendJ
BBC admit defeat as absolutely no-one is watching Winter Olympics. 8
MADJEZ 17.02.14 11:16pm
deskpilot3
Independent Scotland could exclude UK from currency union with the 'pooond' 0
Smart Alex 17.02.14 11:08pm
Smart Alex
Lizzy Yarnold's gold medal to be commemorated by 'patch of yellow snow'... 0
Tripod 17.02.14 10:31pm
Tripod
Clegg not ruling out coalition with SNP...more later 0
Bismarck 17.02.14 10:17pm
Bismarck
Vitruvian man " sick"

It was reported today that Vitruvian man is sick of doing Starfish impressions...

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Bismarck 17.02.14 10:13pm
Bismarck
London taxis confirm Scottish tenners were never legal tender 1
Kevin the Swan 17.02.14 10:08pm
sponge finger
Facebook to introduce "Imaginary Friend" Button. Like. 2
Al OPecia 17.02.14 9:29pm
Sinnick
'I meant take me to Swaziland' says dyslexic hijacker 4
Gerontius 17.02.14 9:11pm
Squudge
Here we go again, unelected 39 year-old man to rule Italy

Great news for followers of the History Channel, there is no need to pay the subscription anymore just watch events in Europe repeat themselves in real time. Next week watch out for exciting news...

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vulture1 17.02.14 8:53pm
vulture1
IRA Tribute band "The Provisionals" announces tour dates.

You have till 1 to get out of the venue...

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blokefromstoke 17.02.14 8:12pm
blokefromstoke
Gay Maffia: "Concrete boots are sooo last summer" 0
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 7:30pm
Bigglesworth
Homeopathic flood remedies are ‘counter-productive’... 0
Tripod 17.02.14 7:02pm
Tripod
Sochi: Women's Two Man Bob Sets Tongues Wagging

Putin: "The jury's outski"...

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BewsNiscuit 17.02.14 7:00pm
BewsNiscuit
Warnings of danger to life at Chertsey are downgraded to "risk to staff only"

more later...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 6:49pm
virtuallywill
Somerset badgers reach shore in preparation for dawn attack

http://dc112.4shared.com/img/zA_D7rOu/s3/131438c4720/badger-swimming3.jpg...

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virtuallywill 17.02.14 6:33pm
virtuallywill
Ethioian Co-Pilot Offered Irish Citizenship After Hijacking Own Plane

More racist stereotyping later...

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Titus 17.02.14 6:21pm
Titus
French prosecutors order arrest of gravity for role in Schumacher accident 0
Bigglesworth 17.02.14 6:20pm
Bigglesworth
Ethiopian Airline Captain Now Scared To Leave Flight Deck - Wets Self 0
Titus 17.02.14 6:18pm
Titus
Salmond Covers Ears & Chants '£a £a £a' When Told He Can't Keep £ 0
Titus 17.02.14 6:08pm
Titus
How About "The Jock" For Scotland's New Currency?….

…If It gets off the ground. And the "Jock Strap" if it fails...

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Jesse Bigg 17.02.14 5:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron: we will flood Portsmouth to save some fields near London

Responding to growing criticism that the Environment Agency's flood prevention plans prioritise the homes and lives of millions of city-dwellers for some fields and a few rural villages, David...

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steve_l 17.02.14 5:34pm
steve_l
Irish police forced to arrest waves for criminal damage

A legal loophole in Irish insurance laws has led to police along the country's Atlantic coast being forced to arrest hundreds of waves for damaging seafront property during last month's heavy storms....

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jamsieoconnor 17.02.14 4:38pm
jamsieoconnor
Independent Scotland To Seek Anyone At All To Be New Best Friend

As North Korea rejects latest Salmond twinning proposal as "Kim Jong Un-likely". At least, I think that's what they said.? (Tip to Titus)...

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BewsNiscuit 17.02.14 4:38pm
BewsNiscuit