Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Dr Evil in court over intruder death 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Douglas Powers, better known as international super-villain Dr Evil, is set to appear in court today to face charges over the alleged unlawful killing of a burglar at a hollowed out volcano, which...

Seseme Street launch "Big Birds" Youtube channel 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Porn Tube taken offline after hackers flood site with Sesame Street vidoes 1
thisisall1word 3 years

X-press Porn Tube, the adult video streaming site owned by Richard Desmond, has been taken down after hackers uploaded multiple clips of Sesame Street to the bongo file sharing site., Company...

Power Companies invite Cameron to OffFuck. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
90% of problems in life can be solved by raising chin up 0
Dumbnews 3 years
X-Factor ratings tumble as viewers "realise it's rubbish" 3
apepper 3 years

The new series of the X-Factor has had falling ratings; the main reason seems to be viewers having something better to do. "I've been sitting in a darkened room; I found that quite an...

Pythagoras' wife's lover killed whilst partaking in oral sex 2
simonjmr 3 years

"He died as he lived, eating a Pi." More soon...

Homoeopathic Economist Suggests Injecting "up to £1" into Economy 21
apepper 3 years

Doctor Stephen Harliton, the well known homoeopathic economist has calculated that £1 invested properly will completely cure the World economy. "The key is to find the correct dilution.", explained...

Teenage homeopath experiences hairy palms and blindness after mini-stroke 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Sport - Channel 5 Manages to Offload Europa League 4
GreenCross 3 years

Management at Channel 5 were ecstatic this morning as they relieved themselves of overpriced mediocre European football. As ITV signed a 3-year deal to transmit footage of games no-one cares about,...

Wheldon was driving "way too fast" say onlookers 1
Drylaw 3 years
Vincent Tabak and Sam Warburton to make joint statement on 'moderate force'. 0
GreenCross 3 years
RSPB denounces 'sick' Hummingbird Bakery 1
GreenCross 3 years
Screwfix not a dating agency despite extensive catalogue. 1
GreenCross 3 years
Norwich First British Town Twinned With Self 6
thisisall1word 3 years
Britain Learns That America Has Car Racing Too 0
GreenCross 3 years

Britain awoke this morning to the news that not only does America have a form of car racing almost as tedious as Formula 1, but that one of our own had been killed because he didn't aim his car...

Health and safety Nazis invade Poland 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years

There was concern across Europe today after battalions of health and safety Nazis armed with clipboards and pens were seen marching across the Polish border wearing hard hats and high-viz jackets....

Apple, Orange and a shiny new penny top Christmas wish list. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More later...

Black turtleneck sweaters "aid creativity", says study 1
nickb 3 years

It has been the dressed-down garment of cool for over five years. Along with the big screen, the echoey venue and the use of the words “here’s the thing that makes this thing so cool”, it’s...

Two groups of muscley men flounce round a field after a symbolic giant testicle 4
Ironduke 3 years

wearing coloured shirts and wrestling with each other...

Cameron still wondering how he can blame last Labour government for Liam Fox 1
roybland 3 years
George Osbourne arrested for running 'giant Ponzi scheme' 0
acwanaut 3 years

Whitehall was in shock last night after current Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osbourne, was arrested by Cheshire Police in the grounds of his constituency mansion on charges of running a Ponzi...

Dictionary corner: "Pokemon" - Jamaican slang for poor quality accommodation 1
Iamthestig 3 years
House of Lords a-peers to have gas supply 0
Perks 3 years

David Cameron has today announced a big discovery in the search for cheaper fuel. For many years now the price of fuel has been increasing to unaffordable levels. Over the same period, as the average...

Uproar as hardline headmaster bans child for having a piercing 8
Ironduke 3 years

When her five year old son Vandeleur was excluded from his kindergarten class merely for having a piercing, concerned mum Flangia Scrutter felt it was the final straw. "Little Vandy were proper set...

Dale Farm to be honoured with "Royal" prefix. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Adam & Eve still alive says Greek Pension Payment Office 1
witless 3 years
Gay bar free groping offer will reverse falling profits.....touch wood 1
Perks 3 years
Shanklin residents complain of "deafening silence" from Quaker Meeting House 7
JohnA 3 years

I had a whole story to go with this, but I've forgotten what it was...

Global finance anarchists ask RBS and HSBC "Could we possibly use your loo?" 1
antharrison 3 years