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Smart Alex 21.05.13 5:21pm
Skylarking
David Cameron To Join Labour Party

NewsBiscuit can exclusively reveal that previously confidential plans for David Cameron to join the Labour party will be made public within the next few days. In a prepared statement he will...

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Titus 21.05.13 5:00pm
Titus
Prince Charles hits out at poaching of elephants

Claims they're much better barbecued. (Groan)...

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Beerboy 21.05.13 4:27pm
Titus
Bulgarian women campaign for "beer" option on Google Glasses

More to follow...

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apepper 21.05.13 4:14pm
apepper
Ray Manzerak donates his organ to science.

Transplant surgeons were unimpressed to learn that recently deceased Doors keyboard player Ray Manzerak has donated his organ to science. "It's just a well-used Vox Continental transistorised organ...

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Boutros 21.05.13 4:13pm
Boutros
Charity Stunned by Donation of Chewing Gum from Sir Alex Ferguson

Two weeks after announcing his retirement, the figurehead of English football, Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed reports that he donated twenty-six years worth of discarded spearmint gum to The East...

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NorthernGravy 21.05.13 4:05pm
Wrenfoe
Falling off cliffs and appearing naked at work makes living the dream tough. 2
weematt 21.05.13 3:54pm
weematt
Muted reception for new Bond film "On Her Majesty's Jury Service" 0
sredni vashta 21.05.13 3:42pm
sredni vashta
Prince Charles to protect wildlife by hiding his father's shotgun

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apepper 21.05.13 3:36pm
apepper
Reggae Reggae Sauce, not that nice.

Reports have come in that a rival to The Dragons' Den's sensational find, Reggae Reggae sauce, has hit the shelves. Only hours into it's launch, the sauce, which is being marketed with the slogan 'So...

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No Beard 21.05.13 3:23pm
Idiot
Ray Manzarek Closes The Doors for the last time 2
victimms 21.05.13 1:45pm
The All New Jeni B
Chris Waddle not in top 1000 pop stars, according to Victoria Beckham

More to follow...

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Beerboy 21.05.13 1:19pm
Beerboy
Colleen Rooney's seagull impressions, just her calling Kai Klay in for tea 0
simonjmr 21.05.13 12:55pm
simonjmr
The Doctor finally becomes a consultant, will now be called Mister Who 1
simonjmr 21.05.13 10:34am
John Wiltshire
Shares in The Priory rise after plans for new stable block are passed 0
raudus 21.05.13 10:29am
raudus
Queen visits Flower Show – Mayan Prophecy fulfilled

On what Astrologers are describing as a “slow news-day”, the Media have been quick to declare that Elizabeth II’s tour of the Chelsea Flower Show as the catalyst for the “end of time”. This...

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Wrenfoe 21.05.13 10:22am
Wrenfoe
Rooney announces third child will be called Kirk, for full KKK suite 0
simonjmr 21.05.13 9:42am
simonjmr
Kirk says 'yes' to gay ministers : Spock shocked 9
FlashArry 21.05.13 9:09am
Sinnick
Tory MP clarifies that the Kray twins are the aggressive homosexuals

He was thinking of. More soon...

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simonjmr 21.05.13 8:33am
simonjmr
Attack of The Swivel Eyed Loons smashed all box office records in opening week 0
ronseal 21.05.13 7:34am
ronseal
Grand Old Duke of York's wife complains 'He's neither up nor down' 0
John Wiltshire 21.05.13 7:25am
John Wiltshire
Man who likes men fails to conform to gay stereotype

A Winchester man has failed in his bid to become a gay stereotype despite years of pressure from family, friends and other sections of society. Tom Hutchinson decided to come clean in an interview...

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Dick Everyman 21.05.13 7:25am
Dick Everyman
UKIP to campaing for compusory pub lock-ins. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 21.05.13 6:28am
Wrenfoe
New Philosophical Treatise to be compiled from facebook posts 1
Dumbnews 21.05.13 6:27am
Wrenfoe
Man who plans to climb Mt. Everest unaware of helicopter rides to the top 0
Dumbnews 21.05.13 2:16am
Dumbnews
Kirk to enter prides 0
Not Amused 21.05.13 12:28am
Not Amused
Straight man attacked by gang of vicious homosexuals

A 20-year old straight man has told of his terror at being set upon by a gang of openly gay thugs. The victim told reporters that earlier that evening he had been the subject of a series of bitingly...

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Darkbill 2.0 20.05.13 11:16pm
Not Amused
Swivel-eyed loons quick to distance themselves from Tory party.

"We've enough on our plate already, what with these swivel eyes, and being loons, without having to take on this dreadful stigma," said Arthur Clench, Chairman of the Society of Swivel-eyed Loons,...

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Boutros 20.05.13 10:44pm
Boutros
Nightclub under fire for mirrors that show reflection of person's worth

A Glasgow nightclub has come under fire after secretly installing mirrors in the gents bathrooms that allow people to see the impact they'll have on the planet. "We meant to install one way mirrors...

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andrewl81 20.05.13 10:31pm
baron la croix
Man "living the dream" wakes to find he is dreaming the life. 3
weematt 20.05.13 10:03pm
raudus