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Glasgow: Confusion in athletes village as people ask for 'salad and vegetables'. 2
MADJEZ 23.07.14 3:56pm
Titus
Israeli lobby gets 'pot calling kettle black' award for criticising David Ward 8
RobArmstrong 23.07.14 3:47pm
Titus
England hoping Scottish Independence will put an end to Jools' Annual Hootenanny 4
bonjonelson 23.07.14 3:43pm
Robert Koch
Prince Charles busted in 'Operation Poppyseed' dawn raid

Drug Squad officers swooped in co-ordinated dawn raids on the Royal Family today after removing a quantity of poppyseed cake from secluded Highgrove House, the Gloucestershire home of Prince Charles....

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Lenny Bee 23.07.14 3:42pm
IABP 2
Pro Russian separatists scratch heads as two Ukrainian jets shot down

'How the hell did we do that?' demanded Uri Firtov, a separatist officer. 'It's not as if we've got any missiles at all, particularly none that could do that sort of thing. I guess a lucky pistol...

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RobArmstrong 23.07.14 3:41pm
bonjonelson
Doctors sell diseases to Patients in Massive Benefits Scam claims Government

A government investigation has found that all diseases ever in the UK, have been manufactured by so called “llness dealer” Doctors, who have sold them to patients for £250 a pop, so that the...

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Chris Turnbull 23.07.14 3:08pm
Chris Turnbull
Shock as Queen overheard saying "My kingdom for a spliff" 0
sydalg 23.07.14 2:48pm
sydalg
Porn sites cause Eye Cancer claims Goverment Technology expert,more soon 0
Thundi 23.07.14 2:33pm
Thundi
New Police Uniform Makes Them Look Like Smurfs

"We got a job lot cheap on ebay. People will get used to it"...

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Dun Dunkin 23.07.14 2:32pm
Dun Dunkin
Commonwealth viewers warned against drinking every time BBC mention London 2012

There are fears that BBC viewers will be dicing with death if they attempt to down a shot or take a swig of an alcoholic drink every time a commentator says 'London 2012' or '2012 Olympics'. A South...

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MADJEZ 23.07.14 1:56pm
MADJEZ
Cannibal who ate philosopher "just looking for food for thought", court told 0
sydalg 23.07.14 1:56pm
sydalg
EVERY expense spared as Scots put on opening ceremony. 0
MADJEZ 23.07.14 1:54pm
MADJEZ
Gerrard Explains England Retirement. "I'm Not Playing For England Anymore." 1
IABP 2 23.07.14 1:49pm
AReader
Queen's horse Estimate: "I blame myself for positive drugs test" 0
AReader 23.07.14 1:42pm
AReader
World Cup style TV screens to stream C.C.T.V. in British town centres

The government has announced plans to install enormous televisions in the streets of Britain's town centres, streaming live footage from C.C.T.V. cameras. Following the popularity of the huge screens...

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The Last Detail 23.07.14 1:30pm
The Last Detail
Pre-Olympic Legacy safe as public show apathy & disdain for Commonwealth Games.

Just over two years since Britain wowed the world and surprised itself with the 2012 Olympics the population are returning to a pre-Olympic level of apathy. Before the opening ceremony in 2012 many...

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MADJEZ 23.07.14 12:33pm
MADJEZ
'Internet used for porn' shock as new users reject obscenity filter

There was amazement today as it emerged that only one in seven new broadband users accepted the default 'no porn' setting offered by the big four providers. Despite a high level of government...

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RobArmstrong 23.07.14 12:29pm
RobArmstrong
Chelsea ponder move to Moscow as threat of sanctions loom

The mood at Stamford Bridge, the present home of Chelsea FC, has plummeted over the last few days as the spectre of widening international sanctions against Russian oligarchs threatens to spoil...

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cinnahmon 23.07.14 12:15pm
cinnahmon
Glasgow kicked out of Commonwealth Games after failing drugs test.

Glasgow, the host City of the Commonwealth Games, was sensationally kicked out of all competition today after failing a random drugs test. After providing a pavement urine test at three in the...

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Mandy Lifeboat 23.07.14 11:59am
RobArmstrong
National 'Hug a Homophobe' Day not a total success 1
deceangli 23.07.14 11:19am
Wrenfoe
Middle East TV to scrap "Homes under the Hamas". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 23.07.14 11:17am
IABP 2
Middle East Envoy Blair Wants 10 More Years To Cement His Success

"I think I'm doing a good job"...

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Dun Dunkin 23.07.14 11:15am
Dun Dunkin
Birmingham children without correct kit made to fight jihad in their underpants 5
Adrian Bamforth 23.07.14 11:07am
cinnahmon
Tesco

Was Philip Clarke one of Tesco's Finest?...

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JoshSpringer 23.07.14 10:14am
JoshSpringer
Any one caught parking in Glasgow's 'Games Lanes' with go directly to jail

Unless they can throw a double six...

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Ian Searle 23.07.14 9:43am
Ian Searle
Glasgow Council introduce hurdles to 'Games Lanes' as traffic calming measure. 0
Ian Searle 23.07.14 9:40am
Ian Searle
Mysterious plane circling London is Dick Dastardly still trying to catch pigeon

A spokesman for the Police said, " Rip ping wobble wobble boing!"...

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Ian Searle 23.07.14 9:37am
Ian Searle
Russia in £500 billion UK arms order, £1 billion donation to Tory party

Following the order and donation, Mr Putin was told he could invade Ukraine if he wants to and poison a few more people he doesn’t like, but asked to try not to shoot down any more passenger planes...

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farmer giles 23.07.14 9:05am
farmer giles
Queen's Baton runner discovered to be on drugs

In Glasgow, I mean, shocking...

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vulture1 23.07.14 8:02am
vulture1
Queen's horse in drugs sensation "beyond parody" say online satirists

Writers of satirical news stories for online spoof newspapers are in a right two and eight this morning, as it emerges Her Majesty The Queen's horse, Estimate, has tested positive for drugs. One...

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Duff 23.07.14 7:31am
Duff