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Charlie from BUPA ad admits faking war record. 5
MADJEZ 3 years

Charlie the loveable pensioner from the latest BUPA ad campaign has broken down and confessed after journalists investigated his background. In the tv Ad he claims to be 83 and goes onto say he won...

FOOTBALLER APOLOGISES!! In other news, riots, bombings etc. 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Athens riots awarded AAA rating 0
roybland 3 years
Margaret Thatcher favourite as England Manager 1
quango 3 years

"The only candidate with who remains undefeated against the Argentinians"...

Kevin Costner severely reprimanded for failing to protect client. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Professor Brian Cox creates space on tv schedules 3
markbuontempo 3 years

Concern is growing for the well-being of genial television celebrity, astro-physicist and all round good egg Professor Brian Cox due to his non-appearance on any television channel within the past...

Pop world in shock as Whitney Houston goes out on a low note 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Houston funeral billed as 'The Opportunistic Multi-Octave Celebrity Challenge' 1
@spinal_bap 3 years

Insincere and limelight-demanding tributes are lined up from Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and numerous other tune-strangling divas in what promoters are describing as “like Etta James’ wake...

Whitney Houston dies in the shadow of her more talented cousin Dionne Warwick 0
JohnA 3 years

says middle-aged NB contributor...

Women who wear glasses outnumber men with shaven heads 6
roybland 3 years

Women in England who wear glasses outstrip men with shaven heads for the first time since records began according to a report from Social Trends. The report says that the huge increase in the last...

Junior lawyers opt for hi-viz jackets to leave in office after hours 0
medici2471 3 years
Suarez apologises to Evra and congratulates him of his "Natural Sense of Rhythm" 0
Mathna 3 years
Daleks blame failure of invasion on "lack of wheelchair ramps" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Whitney Houston accused of plagiarism by Michael Jackson's estate 1
Nails UK 3 years
Whitney no longer loves Hugh 0
fernandomando 3 years

no more soon...

"Unexpected Death" epidemic hits music industry 0
Nails UK 3 years

Talentless artistes suddenly realise they can make more money when dead than when alive...

Gotcha! 0
roybland 3 years
Shade of Florence Nightingale haunting Andrew Lansley 2
roybland 3 years

The ghost of Florence Nightingale is visiting beleaguered Health Secretary Andrew Lansley according to leaks from inside Downing Street. 'Miss Nightingale has been appearing to Andrew in the dead of...

Education chiefs blamed as tributes pour in for 'Legjend' Whitney. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Crack cocaine in product recall after queen of vomit inducing pop found dead. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Doctors are warning that crack may be harmful after the death of 80s pop diva Whitney Houston. The handy snack-sized narcotic produced in filthy kitchens by hardened drug dealers was previously...

“God may have chosen the Jews, but we still prefer Christians,” say Lions 0
nickb 3 years

In exhaustive scientific tests in North Africa, lions have expressed an overwhelming preference for Christian human flesh, with levels of appreciation unchanged since the heyday of big cat/ Christian...

Los Angeles hotel seeks bodyguard 0
yussle 3 years
Andrew "Pontius Pilate" Lansley washes NHS-cut blood off hands- and blames GPs 0
wolfie 3 years

Mr Lansley was late to the interview, after a failed attempt to cut petrol costs by making his driver push the car, and steer it, at the same time. He was also taken aback by the coffee served by the...

Whitney Houston joins the Forever 48 Club. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Quadriplegic’s to be put to work 2
Hooch 3 years

New plans to cut down benefits costs include putting Quadriplegic’s to work, it emerged last night. It is also expected that many will lose the social workers who care for them. A Government...

David Cameron says he's 'devastated for loss' speaking as MP for Whitney 0
Perks 3 years
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dvo4fun 3 years
Mob of peados lynch banker for 'perverse and unnatural behaviour' 0
Immunis 3 years
Sun workers clear desks after Murdoch pledges full support 1
apepper 3 years

Workers at the Sun have started looking for new jobs after Rupert Murdoch pledged his full support for the newspaper...

Bose launch baby-crying cancelling headphones 2
Dumbnews 3 years