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Expert tells Sky News 'I don't know where the bloody plane is, stop asking me' 0
bookiesfriend 11.03.14 8:41am
bookiesfriend
God banned from social media for soliciting followers 1
Dumbnews 11.03.14 8:27am
Titus
Why do people ask questions with so many question marks???? 6
Dumbnews 11.03.14 8:25am
Titus
I liked this one

[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=73337]irony in action[/url]...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 11.03.14 7:59am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Swiss Accidentally invade Ukraine

A bit old but funny in an ironic, irrelevant sort of way: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6415531.stm Needs some workmaybe something from the Lion that Roared? Lichtenstein invade Russia and take over...

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ionb 11.03.14 7:35am
ionb
Tim Berners-Lee still struggling with follow up to World wide web

Fears for inventor Tim Berners-Lee intensified last night, as it was revealed he's had difficulty following up his debut smash, World Web Web. Berners-Lee was understood to be traumatised after a...

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ronseal 11.03.14 7:26am
ronseal
St Peter's keys stolen; police exploring every angel 0
pere floza 11.03.14 7:24am
pere floza
Dieticians surprised at the high levels of fat and sugar found in Pickles 0
Smart Alex 11.03.14 7:15am
Smart Alex
Revised Pocket Guide to UK party politics

David Cameron - posh twat, Nick Clegg - useless spineless unpricipled posh twat, Ed Milliband - useless spineless vaguely pricipled but terminally pussy whipped by his spin doctors.erm.twat.,...

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blokefromstoke 10.03.14 10:48pm
Electrelane
Labour Promise PM Position to Long Term Unemployed If They Win Election

Labour have announced that if they win the next election then they will guarantee to let any long term unemployed under twenty five years of age run the government. 'Look, how hard can it be?' asked...

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throngsman 10.03.14 10:16pm
throngsman
Real Ale Fan Gets Girfriend Instead 1
deceangli 10.03.14 10:01pm
throngsman
Pope to list used condoms on eBay

Following the success of auctioning his old scooter, his brass knuckledusters from being a nightclub bouncer and bound volumes of Penthouse 1968 - 2001, Pope Francis is listing used condoms in an...

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throngsman 10.03.14 10:00pm
throngsman
BBC 4 to screen 52-part Inuit crime drama

BBC 4 has confirmed that it has taken the option to buy Greenland-Inuit crime series 'Kayi' (Drifting Snow), starting next month. The 52 part story concerns the hunt for a missing teenage girl and...

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bookiesfriend 10.03.14 9:57pm
throngsman
Man Learns Gaelic to Get Full Benefit of BBC iPlayer 0
deceangli 10.03.14 9:40pm
deceangli
Farage blames public hostility on newspapers for accurately quoting him

Nigel Farage has claimed the hostility and disapproval he has been experiencing from the public on newspapers for accurately quoting him and making his avowed political opinions to the nation....

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TobiasBV 10.03.14 9:37pm
TobiasBV
British Scientists Solve Obesity Problem

British scientists have revealed today that they have decoded the issues surrounding the obesity problems affecting all developed nations. The lead researcher held up a GCSE physics textbook to help...

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throngsman 10.03.14 9:01pm
throngsman
Satnavs showing San José and Amarillo "ruining it for songwriters" 0
sydalg 10.03.14 8:52pm
sydalg
Ex-nun takes vow of promiscuity...

“After ten years of poverty, obedience and chastity, I’ve got a lot of catching up to do”, said Sharon Alsopp, who, until she left the Convent of the Bessed Virgin last week, was known to the...

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Tripod 10.03.14 8:41pm
Titus
Fyffes merge with Chiquita to become top banana.

What do you mean, satire?...

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Maverick 10.03.14 8:38pm
Titus
Kim Jong-Un tops Korean charts with (Is this the way to) Amarillo.

From the video. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02846/north-korea-kim_2846499b.jpg...

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MADJEZ 10.03.14 8:37pm
Titus
Science Question #53 - When I fart do I lose or gain weight?

Our diet specialist replies, 'this is not so much about farts as about political self image. Everybody farts but politicians don't like to admit it - apart from Eric Pickles, but then again, there'd...

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throngsman 10.03.14 8:30pm
Squudge
Kim Jong-Un (Keyboards) To Form His Own Group

http://25.media.tumblr.com/43fd4de8753b6f67f9c258653faaf85e/tumblr_mkfreha74x1r8asibo1_500.jpg Eat your heart out, Keith Emerson...

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Titus 10.03.14 8:19pm
Squudge
Bermuda triangle on holiday in the south China sea. 0
Maverick 10.03.14 8:09pm
Maverick
Malaysian Airlines considering introducing the checking of passports. 0
Maverick 10.03.14 8:00pm
Maverick
Science Question #46 - Why doesn't chicken taste like chicken?

Our science correspondent answers, 'if chicken tasted like chicken, consumers wouldn't be able to tell it apart from beef, lamb, frog or goat. So to differentiate from those meats it is made to...

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throngsman 10.03.14 7:22pm
Titus
First-time customers struggle to find location of Sat-Nav shop.

More soon. Hat-tip throngsman...

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MADJEZ 10.03.14 7:20pm
deceangli
New crime drama promises to be bland, unrealistic

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Villainc.svg A major new crime drama is set to distort reality into an easily understood narrative and present viewers with clear black and white...

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Peter749400 10.03.14 7:14pm
Peter749400
Tony Christie gives up, releases 'Is This the Way to the Satnav Dealer's?' 1
sydalg 10.03.14 6:52pm
throngsman
Pocket guide to party leaders

Nick Clegg - in David Cameron's pocket, David Milliband - in David Cameron's pocket after next election, David Cameron - in Nigel Farage's pocket every time the Daily Mail picks up a new reader...

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throngsman 10.03.14 6:49pm
throngsman
A Handy Guide to Party Leaders

Leader of the Labour party. Posh chap from privileged background, never worked, best friends with…, Leader of the Liberal Democrat party. Posh chap from privileged background, never worked, best...

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vulture1 10.03.14 6:42pm
throngsman