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Choc-o-holic excommunicated for eating a Carob Bar 0
Ian Searle 20.09.13 12:09pm
Ian Searle
Brilliant scientists still writing indecipherable stuff on blackboards

The world's leading scientists still like to be seen explaining their brilliant findings with indecipherable scrawling on blackboards. 'It just makes my theories appear even more brilliant and...

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roybland 20.09.13 12:03pm
Sinnick
Search engine company "Goggle" finally fixes typo on home page

Sorry, I had to get it out of my system...

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gregle 20.09.13 11:40am
gregle
Growing public clamour for longer party conference season

Voters are increasingly dissatisfied with the current political party conference season and want to see it become an all the year round event. The Electoral Commission says that it had received...

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roybland 20.09.13 11:33am
Sfox
Historians discover place where John Wesley did not preach 3
Sfox 20.09.13 11:13am
Tripod
Man convinced he is god, because when he prays he finds he's talking to himself

'I know it seems far-fetched' Milton Virago explains, 'but I can't see any other way to look at it'...

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TobiasBV 20.09.13 11:11am
TobiasBV
Family who go to church to feel closer to god realise he is everywhere... 0
TobiasBV 20.09.13 11:06am
TobiasBV
Prisoners say loss of post-coital cigarettes “a pain in the butt”

I'm sure there is a better way of expressing this but oh well...

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Yikes 20.09.13 10:50am
Wrenfoe
Unexpected frisson as mixed-up cop lands 4
AReader 20.09.13 10:47am
Flugelbinder
Prisons To Introduce Wall Mounted Soap Dispensers In Showers

Following the announced plan to ban smoking from prisons, senior officials are now calling for soap dispensers to be placed in prison showers., "The inmates will be stressed enough without their...

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Flugelbinder 20.09.13 10:46am
Flugelbinder
Zeitgeist Publishing launches Bog Data a business magazine to read on the toilet 0
ronseal 20.09.13 10:44am
ronseal
Spin doctor reveals book sales campaign

In a thinly-veiled attempt to flog more of his memoirs, a former spin doctor to a former prime minister revealed his role in “being jolly nice” to party members., Just days before the Labour...

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Sfox 20.09.13 10:33am
Sfox
Smoking ban restricts prisoners to just “whisky and wild, wild women”... 0
Tripod 20.09.13 10:31am
Tripod
Man who got parcel delivery of transplant organs says "his heart isn't in it" 1
sydalg 20.09.13 10:28am
beau-jolly
Swansea man awarded 'Freedom of the Internet'

In a low key ceremony, the Internet Foundation today recognised the achievements of Barry Jones from Swansea by making him the first person to be awarded Freedom of the Internet. Mr Jones, who has...

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custard cream 20.09.13 10:18am
Sfox
Woman in Burka issues veiled threat

“I look forward to the day when Christian crosses do not exist anywhere on Earth.” Woman in Burka issues veiled comment “My husband’s beard has fleas.” Woman in Burka issues veiled...

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farmer giles 20.09.13 9:35am
farmer giles
Prisoners to use potatoes as currency

In the wake of the proposed ban on smoking, inmates at Belmarsh are to adopt the humble ‘spud’ as the preferred medium of barter while in prison. Economists are aware that the penal system...

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Wrenfoe 20.09.13 9:30am
Wrenfoe
TV channels announce their Christmas Day schedules

All channels today released their exciting festive lineups of innovative and imaginative programmes for this coming Christmas Day. The BBC schedule is: Early morning - 3.00 pm: Antiques In The...

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John Wiltshire 20.09.13 8:38am
Wicked Lady
Freshly Washed Tramp Charged With Fragrancy 11
Flugelbinder 20.09.13 8:36am
Jesus H
cHAOS aND pANIC bREAK oUT aS mAN lOSES kEY tO cAPS lOCK

rESTORATION oF cAPITAL pUNISHMENT cALLED fOR...

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Titus 20.09.13 8:17am
Flugelbinder
Men who took control of Barclays computer for £million theft were the staff

Police have revealed that the gang who took over a Barclays Bank computer to make millions of pounds actually work for Barclays. DI Ron Barnaby of the Met Police Fraud Squad, who headed the...

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John Wiltshire 20.09.13 8:14am
Flugelbinder
Bee keepers to be banned from wearing face veils 3
Squudge 20.09.13 7:02am
Coco
Threat Of Prison Smoking Ban Leads To Sudden Massive Drop In Crime 1
Titus 20.09.13 6:48am
Squudge
Prison smoking ban threat: Inmates demand access to outside space 2
Boutros 20.09.13 6:47am
Squudge
Prison Drug Dealers Welcome Smoking Ban - 'Less Competition For Us'. 0
Titus 20.09.13 6:47am
Titus
Russian Security Forces Engage In 'Direct Action' Against Greenpeace In Arctic

"We tried peaceful campaigning" said the Russians "But they simply ignored us...

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Titus 20.09.13 6:23am
Titus
New Adobe flash player most secure ever since it never works 0
Dumbnews 20.09.13 4:08am
Dumbnews
Men with colds nap to avoid symptoms turning into man flu

is this a Neat-O...

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irreverendJ 19.09.13 10:15pm
irreverendJ
Ed Milliband to star in remake of The Invisible Man. 0
deskpilot3 19.09.13 10:12pm
deskpilot3
Police will no longer cover the faces of dead bodies

That's enough of that now...

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Not Amused 19.09.13 10:08pm
Not Amused