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| Gove to launch African-style ‘No Walls’ schools project | 0 |  |
roybland | 2 years |
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Education Secretary Michael Gove is to launch a revolutionary ‘No Walls’ school building initiative based on African-style architecture. Gove, who axed hundreds of school building projects when... |
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| Outrage following Banks' profits matches outrage at Banks' losses. | 1 | |
Stan Laurel | 2 years |
| Ban on mixing metals together met with unalloyed delight | 1 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| Undermanned Cops forced to take to streets with skeleton film crew, says chief | 3 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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Brave bobbies are being sent out onto the streets of Britain with only the most basic of filming facilities, complained Nobby Conway, chief executive of the British Guild of Screen Cops., Exposed... |
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| Zadari seduced by English traditions of afternoon tea, warm beer and a curry | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Children's database turned off. 'Too complicated for adults' says spokesman | 2 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| Lanark aviation memorial to be unveiled after successful lobbying by BP | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Correction: There were 4 more listeners to Chris Evans compared to yesterday. | 1 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| Fresh floods hamper Cameron’s bridge-building with Pakistan | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| David Cameron announces new foreign policy advisor > | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Frog's remains found halfway down the stairs... | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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"We forgot he was there," admitted negligent uncle Kermit... |
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| Baz Luhrmann to direct kids version of hit movie, Strictly Ball Pool | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| 'Over-sensitive' milliner Treacy upset 'at the drop of a hat' | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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[I got nothing else here]... |
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| Nowme Campell denys they were blood diamonds ,says they were | 2 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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bloody crap diamonds,... |
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| Courtroom News: Man with no legs takes to the stand | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Bristol’s “Community shopping trolley scheme” heralded a success! | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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The new scheme, introducing shopping trolleys into the community, distributing around the City for general use/abuse is off to a grand start. Uses range from carrying contraband, shopping, carrying... |
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| Perrier shipped to developing world | 2 | |
Boarfunkel | 2 years |
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Thousands of litres of perrier water have been shipped to areas of the world where there are water shortages as people in the affluent west realise that YOU CAN GET WATER OUT OF THE TAP!!! EVEN IF... |
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| Couple finally understand "Inception" after 10 attempts | 1 | |
trial | 2 years |
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Jack and Susan have finally pieced together the movie "Inception" after numerous attempts to do so prior to this failed. The couple, aged 32 and 28, thought they were really close to getting it... |
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| Watching Weakest Link 'improves intelligence' according to survey. | 0 | |
Griffin | 2 years |
| Hiroshima party goers 'bombed out' | 0 | |
Griffin | 2 years |
| Amy Winehouse to be new youth Czzzzzaarrrrr, I shed yuff Czzzarrr. Ye cun | 0 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
| Kate Moss offered bag of coal by former boss of Harrods | 3 | |
Gary Stanton | 2 years |
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Supermodel Kate Moss is to appear in court later this week to answer charges that she accepted a bag of coal from millionaire tycoon and former Harrods owner Mohammed Al Fayad . Back in 2008 Kate... |
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| Clarkson to verify basic principles of physics and philosophy | 0 | |
4ty2 | 2 years |
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In the most recent part of the series Clarkson discovered the uncertainty principle of Heisenberg in the display of the Ferrari that shows either how fast you go or where you are, but never both... |
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| Arriving at prom night in dad's Vauxhall Vectra was 'post-modern irony' | 5 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
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16 year-old school leaver Darren Morgan has insisted that turning up at his high school prom night in his father's 2003 Vauxhall Vectra was an ironic post-modern protest against today's trend for... |
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| 'Shit' keeps car running | 1 | |
pinxit | 2 years |
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(pic of Clarkson at wheel here)... |
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| Police more of a nuisance than seagulls says seaside Mcdonald’s | 0 | |
BlackAndroid | 2 years |
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Police officers are fast becoming public enemy No.1 at Mcdonald’s fast food outlets in coastal towns in the south east. Brighton Mcdonald’s restaurant manager ‘Andrew Pickering’ said , “... |
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| Everything your stalker does, he does for you. More soon. | 1 | |
la maga | 2 years |
| Charles Taylor says war crimes could have been avoided if id known about bloody | 0 | |
BlackAndroid | 2 years |
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Cubic Zirconia... |
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| Gordon Brown refused career development loan | 0 | |
BlackAndroid | 2 years |
| Cloned Cow to star in "Blade of Grass Runner". More soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 2 years |
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Starring Rutger Heifer as Roy Buttery,, Here Ford as as Hayrick Deckard., with Dairyl Hanna,, Prion James as Leon Cowalski... |
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