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"Never again", vows prison warden, hires Mid Staffs personnel for executions 1
sydalg 01.05.14 3:02pm
Titus
Cuts to legal aid force barristers to a life of crime

With the threat of industrial action still imminent many of the UK’s judiciary have taken to ‘racketeering’, selling ‘get out of jail free’ cards and indiscriminate ‘wig larceny’. In...

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Wrenfoe 01.05.14 3:02pm
sydalg
The BBC discovers old people are not dying fast enough

In a shock report a young person found old people hanging on to their life and property years after they were expected to. "It's ok for our parents as they put everything into the family trust, but...

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vulture1 01.05.14 3:01pm
vulture1
Death row prisoners will need to sign 'do not resuscitate' orders in future 6
RobArmstrong 01.05.14 2:49pm
Titus
Vote YewKIP To Deport All Paedos 0
Titus 01.05.14 2:47pm
Titus
Labour to bring Back Rent Control, Along With Flares And The Morris Marina 2
Titus 01.05.14 2:44pm
Titus
US Prison Authorities To Use Sarcasm As A More Effective Means Of Execution 0
Titus 01.05.14 2:43pm
Titus
Tories To Fly Skull And Cross Bones Flag At Next Election…..

…"Might as well act nasty", said a Tory spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 01.05.14 2:34pm
Jesse Bigg
Party for the UK in Europe (PUKE) ‘a sick joke’ says Farage 0
farmer giles 01.05.14 2:31pm
farmer giles
Death Row Prisoners Offered Improved Life Insurance Rates 0
Titus 01.05.14 2:15pm
Titus
Paxman to leave newsnight to grow really long beard 0
Dun Dunkin 01.05.14 1:43pm
Dun Dunkin
Zen Buddhist centre opens in South London - One Hand, Clapham 4
sydalg 01.05.14 1:39pm
Titus
Guardian withdraw headline correction "Peaches was a heroin" 0
tonyhill 01.05.14 1:32pm
tonyhill
Farage opts out of Newark after anagram expert hints "it's a bad idea" 11
camz 01.05.14 1:32pm
Titus
New equality law: All bullfights must have 50 percent cows by 2016 0
sydalg 01.05.14 1:16pm
sydalg
Prisoners must fast before lethal injection in future

The US Department of Corrections has announced that the prisoner whose execution went wrong "has only himself to blame", due to his succulent last meal of pizza with double pepperoni topping followed...

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sydalg 01.05.14 1:13pm
sydalg
Outrage as Clarkson uses word 'mo, a well known homophobic epithet. 0
MADJEZ 01.05.14 1:04pm
MADJEZ
Lethal Injection Drugs 'Not Safe' says FDA

The Food and Drug Administration in the US confirmed today that it was banning the use of lethal injections 'until they are proven to be safe.' It follows a series of complaints that prisoners...

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throngsman 01.05.14 12:37pm
Oxbridge
Bob Hoskins not standing in Newark by-election.

Hello everyone. Have I missed anything?...

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wallster 01.05.14 12:29pm
beau-jolly
DIY 'whodunnit?' comic book leaves readers to draw their own conclusions 2
Ian Searle 01.05.14 11:59am
FOAD
Addams Family deny existence of mass grave in back garden

"Its just our summer house" said one representative. "doesn't everyone have a few skeletons in the closet?". The family has agreed to pay a small fine for the charge of irritating finger clicking...

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Bigglesworth 01.05.14 11:51am
Bigglesworth
Birmingham carpenter locates missing plane 1
Underconstruction 01.05.14 11:39am
Wrenfoe
MPs perform impromptu conga on College Green as Paxman leaves Newsnight 1
bookiesfriend 01.05.14 11:39am
Wrenfoe
Teen suffers heroine overdose after marathon Twilight and Hunger Games session 2
cinquecento 01.05.14 11:38am
Wrenfoe
A PR Nursery Rhyme

A traditional kiddies' nursery rhyme updated…...

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pinxit 01.05.14 11:37am
Wrenfoe
Paxman's Newsnight resignation explained

A BBC insider has let slip the real reason as to Newsnight stalwart rottweiler Jeremy Paxman's announcement to quit the late-night news programme. "It's a masterstroke. We've killed two high profile...

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pinxit 01.05.14 11:36am
Wrenfoe
RMT union "pissed off" that airport computer glitch causing more disruption 3
camz 01.05.14 11:06am
camz
Clifford’s first inside job: “Freddie ‘Starfish‘ McGilvery ate my hampton”... 0
Tripod 01.05.14 11:01am
Tripod
Police act as satirical news sites at war

Satirical news websites across Britain are today under a strict police order of ‘no more fake George Clooney articles’ after the internecine battles escalated overnight., People calling each...

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Conrod 01.05.14 10:32am
Oxbridge
Gerry Adams attacks press; "All parties have a few murderers in them."

Gerry Adams has complained that he is being singled out by the media. "Most party leaders have a few murders in their backgrounds, but the press are intent upon attacking me."...

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apepper 01.05.14 8:51am
apepper