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Basildon council claims Dale Farm residents have lost the plot 8
charlies_hat 3 years
Sports news: British Olympic Carpet-Hurlers banned... 18
be reasonable 3 years

for taking performance-enhancing rugs...

Defence Minister "didn't understand the sewerritty of the problem," MPs told 0
Scroat 3 years
Daily Mail survey shows average reader's main thought is 'aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhh' 1
Perks 3 years
Facebook assembles customer focus group from nation's most notorious stalkers 3
Dumbnews 3 years
99.9% of North Face apparel owners will never see North side of any Face 1
Dumbnews 3 years

Every Tom, Dick and Harry has one in the US, same in rest of world??...

Dale Farm eviction peaceful as police deploy a crowd, a geordi,and Davina McCall 0
Perks 3 years
75% of BBC 2 Content Now Features Neil Oliver 9
GreenCross 3 years
Amnesty probes British public school "mortar boarding" 0
apepper 3 years

Human rights watchdogs have been investigating punishments at well known British public schools and have highlighted "Mortar Boarding" - where teachers dressed from the 1930s intimidate children...

New Olympic sport to be considered, "Hurling insults" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Most on public transit are wondering what others are wondering about 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Government to replace 'obese' with 'fan of lard' 1
fernandomando 3 years

The government today announced that the focus in recent years on the word ‘obesity’ was an unwarranted indulgence and that people should not be consumed with political correctness, but be...

Stone Roses announce 'sell-out' tour 0
dicky37 3 years

[Totally sold out, Man]...

"I'm skint and so are the others" confirms Ian Brown 2
GreenCross 3 years
Destitute herbalist 'living on borrowed thyme'... - 2 47
be reasonable 3 years

more sage puns soon...

Poverty-stricken Man in Court: Attempted to eat Currie 0
Drylaw 3 years
'Houses of Punishment', the new reality show where no-one wants to be a finalist 8
Ironduke 3 years

A new reality show, Houses of Punishment, is set to sweep the nation as a triumphant ratings winner. With its launch set to coincide with Bonfire Night, it draws inspiration variously from...

Shoplifter 'blurred the boundaries' between what was and what wasn't Tescos . 4
dvo4fun 3 years
Cameron announces economy to be boosted by prisoner trades 0
kga6 3 years

David Cameron has published tentative drafts detailing the prices that the Government would be willing to accept for releasing prisoners held in the UK. This news comes after Israeli soldier Gilad...

Dr. Fox: "Werrity didn't assist me with medical diagnoses. Except tricky stuff" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Fox 'blurred the boundaries' between what he could & couldn't get away with 0
dvo4fun 3 years

(Possibly no) more soon...

Mugger 'blurred the boundaries' between his fist and the victim's face 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Ian Brown confirms that he will be part of the STEPS reunion tour 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Energy Companies Help Fight Rising Bills with Logo- Bearing Pullovers 0
Doug Sourboyes 3 years
Paul Simon to tour Graceland in it's entirety, should take no more than 5 hours 0
simonjmr 3 years

Graceland Tour guides confirm. More soon...

Wrigleys celebrates 100 years of ruining people's trousers 1
simonjmr 3 years

Plans are afoot to create the largest build up of chewing gum under a bus seat to commemorate the occasion. More soon...

5.2% inflation 'an amateurish effort' claims Sir Geoffrey Howe 1
GreenCross 3 years
X-Factor latest : band 'Nu Vibe' win sponsorship deal from Rampant Rabbit. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More more more soon...

Jesus shock to commuters travelling on tube. 0
flim-flam 3 years

Jesus Christ shocked fellow passengers yesterday after he was spotted travelling to work on the London Underground before alighting at Westminster station and heading to the Abbey. One surprised...

Max Mosley Drops Interest in Horseracing 0
CJWorkman 3 years

The furore in horseracing over the introduction of new rules which strictly limit the way in which jockeys use whips has resulted in potential investor and financial heavyweight Max Mosley losing...