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Scholars reassess authorship of Hamlet following one-star Amazon review 8
Skylarking 3 years

The world’s foremost literary and theatre critics say they have been forced into reconsidering the merit of William Shakespeare’s epic five hour play Hamlet, following a scathing critique by an...

John Sentamu backs Catholic Archbishop - rumours of engagement "premature" 1
apepper 3 years

Archbishop of York, John Sentamu, has supported Archbishop Vincent Nichols in opposition to gay marriages. "We've worked very closely on this issue and it's become clear that there is something more...

Husband sent valentine with 'Moon Pig' written on it wife tells divorce court. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Zumba : 'Just fucking aerobics' claims top scientist. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Kate Middleton 'still not pregnant', confirms shocked tabloids. 0
WatcherMark 3 years

Shockwaves have reverberated across the UK media with the confirmation of the news that, despite nearly a year of marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton are still yet to expect a child. [i]"To...

Relief all round as G.I. child killer didn't burn a Koran 1
yussle 3 years
Computer hacker broke into abortion site to get addresses of promiscuous girls. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Double Glazing Co closes as customers tell them they're 'just window shopping' 2
Perks 3 years

I bet you could see right through that one...

US claims Falklands after working out where it is on a map 1
tomholder 3 years

US Cartographers at the Department of Defence claim to have finally worked out where the Falklands is. Going one step further they have now submitted their own sovereignty claim to the UN. "We...

Man who caught disease from plastic bag realises it could have been a carrier 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Catholic Church fights to keep loveless, soulless marriages special. 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
'Giving pep-talks to garden snakes' probably a symptom of Asp urgers syndrome 3
Username 3 years
Alcoholism cured in one trip to the doctors 4
medici2471 3 years
Cameron orders anger management for cross section of coalition MPs. 0
weematt 3 years

On hearing that a cross section of government MPs were displeased with coalition polices David Cameron has ordered that they are identified and given anger management treatment. 'I am convinced that...

Oasis to reform as Oasis tribute band 4
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Toilet roll sales soar after Kate pays visit 1
Nails UK 3 years

The British Toilet Paper industry got a welcome boost yesterday when the Duchess of Cambridge was spotted coming out of a supermarket lavatory with a piece of toilet paper stuck to one shoe....

Desparng edtors remove letter from alphabet to kll tdal wave of weak phone gags 2
cinquecento 3 years
Hasbro launches new Action Man "Berzerker" outfit 0
Nails UK 3 years
Punners despair as Apple launches jPhone 3
cinquecento 3 years
Toys R Us to introduce range of KiddieTazers for parents. More soon. 8
Al OPecia 3 years
Woman erroneously rescued by coastguard "not drowning but waving" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Man who caught disease from large military ship thinks it was probably a carrier 0
Smart Alex 3 years
B&Q to enter healthcare market with DIY surgery kits 0
Nails UK 3 years

Released alongside a set of useful "How To" leaflets in a variety of languages...

Shops blackmailed as man threatens to cross out suffocation warnings on bags 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Shock result as woman's ashes voted in as new Mayor of London 0
Nails UK 3 years

Boris Johnson last night said he was "shocked and astounded" at the news that the new Mayor of London was the late Mrs Doris Gruntly. Mrs Gruntly, an independent candidate from Tottenham, died last...

US soldier guns down Afghan civilians "To save our busy Pilots the bother" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

2 dead as pilot mishears instruction as 'land plane on brazilian hair strip' 1
Perks 3 years
Mother delights grown-up children with stories of food bargains 12
bonjonelson 3 years

Proving the saying "a penny saved is a story to be told", Redhill resident Mary Kennedy has been delighting her grown-up children with stories of special offers and food bargains every time they have...

Man who steals horse/donkey hybrids diagnosed with ass-burglars syndrome. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Inspired by Mr. Manley’s fine effort...

Sexually sublimated underwear manufacturer makes Freudian slip 6
beau-jolly 3 years

(That's when you mean to say one thing but say your mother)...