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Tragic death of Len Ganley - curse of Half Man Half Biscuit strikes again 8
rickwestwell 3 years

Welsh actress Nerys Hughes was reported to be holed up in a Rhyl safehouse last night after the notorious 'Half Man Half Biscuit curse' struck yet again with the death of snooker referee Lan Ganley....

"Coolest summer on record" claim not true, says Henry Winkler. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Cameron unhappy at not selling Cable before transfer window closed. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
We would have found Gaddafi by now claims former editor of the Sport. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
International Break arranged to allow Fantasy Football Leagues to update. 0
Drylaw 3 years
Wootton Bassett sad about no longer being sad 0
roybland 3 years
Sarcozy nationalises Disneyland Paris 6
3 years

French President Nicolas Sarcozy is considering nationalising Disneyland Paris, to prevent foreign visitors being surprised at its inherent 'frenchness'. Despite the best efforts of Disneyland's...

Chiswick organist gives woman vibrato. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

A Chiswick organist has been accused of performing vibrato on an elderly woman in a church vestry. Turnham Green resident Humphrey Nonce was allegedly seen with 69 year old Doris Clunge sitting on...

New Facebook feature automatically "likes" all your top friend's posts 0
Dumbnews 3 years
JayZ now has 100 problems 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Crackdown on rioters starts by only allowing benefits for the first looter 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

David Cameron today outlined his new hard-nosed approach to rioters and looters “Only the first looter in the family will get benefits, subsequent looters will not bring in more Government cash to...

Police mustard to tackle watercress thieves 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Desperate Arsene Wenger recruits Colonel Gaddafi to shore up Arsenal's defence 0
JohnA 3 years
Len Ganley takes extended rest 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Michele Bachmann Declares Own Candidacy A Warning From God 2
Textbook 3 years

Hot on the heels of controversial remarks that the recent earthquake and storm on America's east coast were a sign of god's wrath, presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann today added to her portents of...

"More bang for your buck" 14 days @ Sirte Hilton starts Saturday 3rd September. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon. Get in before the rush. I'll get my flak jacket...

Coolest Summer for Two Decades "Hangover From Labour Government" 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Man killed by Taser offered 'too much resistance' claim police - 2 51
Screenie 3 years
Chiles Set To Star As Bungle As Disney Sings Deal For Rainbow Movie 0
Duff 3 years

Cuddly Daybreak presenter, Adrian Chiles, is reported to have singed a contract with Disney USA for a seven figure sum that now sees the way clear for him to co-star as the somewhat effete bear,...

Danny Alexander Asked By Cameron & Clegg To Justify Poor Summer Weather 2
Duff 3 years

The Coalition Government's chief apologist, Danny Alexander, has been handed his toughest task yet since slithering into power with his fellow Lib Dem colleagues. Forget the disgracefully shoddy,...

Uncle of George W. Bush 'caught thinking' 0
Griffin 3 years
Microblogging Site Goes Into Meltdown As Cheryl Cole Posts Her First Tweet 0
Duff 3 years

It really is one of those [i]"Where were you when[/i]" moments; surely on a par with the assassination of JFK and Neil Armstrong setting foot on the moon. At 11.30 today Cheryl Cole posted her...

Comedian set to make big splash 0
Gerontius 3 years

Actor/comedian Matt Lucas, star of hit TV shows such as Little Britain and Shooting Stars will be heading for the fast flowing water’s of the Thames at the weekend to play his part in this year’s...

BBC Fail To Meet Irritating Accent Quota 2
Wheelright 3 years

The BBC is meeting its quota for presenters who aren't very good and who have odd facial mannerisms. However, it is falling short of its target of having 50% of presenters with excrutiating,...

Surprising Behaviour by Queen in Five Live Interview 0
Drylaw 3 years

BBC radio station Five Live thought they had the scoop of the century when The Queen agreed to spend time in the studio on star presenter Nicky Campbell's show yesterday morning. Increased listening...

Rebels stop hunting for Muammar Gaddafi between 5.30 am and 7.00 am 0
Mother 3 years

because first thing in the morning, most people look like that...

Filey Scarecrow Festival Passes Off Without Trouble 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

Community leaders expressed relief as the town’s annual Scarecrow Festival came to a close yesterday with no reports of trouble. There had been threats to cancel the event after outbreaks of bad...

Mrs Boycott called up for India ODI squad 6
Gerontius 3 years

Indian selectors, still smarting from a 4-0 drubbing in the recent Test series against England have answered criticism from supporters back home by including veteran Yorkshire all-rounder Mrs Hilda...

'Now Prime Minister Japan I am' claims Noda 0
Ostsee 3 years
Every Little Helps World Domination 0
Glib Hemingway 3 years

For the purposes of not naming names, the following theory discusses a hypothetical supermarket chain. Let us call it, ‘Tesbury’s’. It’s often said that stores like Tesbury’s want to...