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Company administrators found to be "HMV positive" 0
AReader 21.01.13 4:58pm
AReader
HMV denies closing stores, they are just 'having boiler problems' 0
Ian Searle 21.01.13 4:43pm
Ian Searle
Michael's children get nothing as 'the Winner takes it all' 0
One Line Only 21.01.13 3:09pm
One Line Only
Winner loser 0
Sinnick 21.01.13 3:06pm
Sinnick
Obama gets a good telling off from his mother for swearing. 2
MADJEZ 21.01.13 3:01pm
MADJEZ
Predator Drones used at Obama's Inauguration

Predator Drones will continuously fly over President Obama’s Inauguration today attached with aerial banners congratulating him. In addition to the banners, the drones will also carry AGM-114...

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21.01.13 2:35pm
Michael Winner's 'Death Wish' award "long overdue" say critics 0
Nowherefast 21.01.13 2:35pm
Nowherefast
Fernando Torres being “broken up for parts”...

Chelsea’s misfiring striker is being broken up and sold for parts, according to Brian Barnes, the club’s accountant. “Having had the player valued, during our annual stocktaking, we found he...

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Tripod 21.01.13 2:26pm
Tripod
David Cameron reschedules being ignored to Wednesday 0
One Line Only 21.01.13 1:40pm
One Line Only
Minister announces "snow days" as answer to welfare cuts

Despite heavy snow crippling the country today, the UK secretary for work and pensions Mr Iain Duncan Smith has arrived at his desk this afternoon just in time to launch his latest initiative to cut...

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rogerg 21.01.13 1:24pm
medici2471
Armstrong apologises for Direct Line adverts

Cyclical funnyman Alexander Armstrong has finally come clean, and apologised for his role in a series of Direct Line commercials. In a lengthy interview, Armstrong said he ‘didn’t feel guilty’...

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21.01.13 9:33am
DustyBinLaden
Aussie slip fielders abuse kids on slidey things in sledging culture clash 0
ronseal 21.01.13 9:02am
ronseal
Elton John pregnant, expecting a ‘Christmas Baby'

Musical supremo Elton John has revealed that scientists have successfully made him pregnant, using the genetically modified womb from an old bear. Sir Elton, 65, has barely suffered any signs of...

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21.01.13 8:30am
Titus
New video game challenges player to lose on "Easy" setting 0
Dumbnews 21.01.13 4:56am
Dumbnews
Savile meat found in Lance Armstrong's horse

no more soon...

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Squudge 20.01.13 11:51pm
Paddy Berzinski
Burgled fruit and veg stall owner left peachless 3
One Line Only 20.01.13 10:37pm
Lens Cap
Coughing pony peadophile feeling a little hoarse 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 9:59pm
One Line Only
29% more Tesco jokes than usual on NB. Lots more soon. 0
deskpilot3 20.01.13 9:45pm
deskpilot3
Snow crisis reaches new heights as Lidl Monday specials delayed

More to follow...

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apepper 20.01.13 9:15pm
apepper
Levator and superior tarsal muscles real eye openers

Look it up...

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apepper 20.01.13 9:13pm
apepper
Sterile comedian has burger in seedless pun 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 9:12pm
One Line Only
Poetic policeman embraces new formalism; Claims beat bobbies belong in 1950's 0
Nowherefast 20.01.13 9:12pm
Nowherefast
Winfrey fans condemn new musical: 'The Fat Bum of the Oprah' 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 8:56pm
One Line Only
Norwich Airport closed, Europe cut off. 1
godly1966 20.01.13 8:49pm
Squudge
Posh magic manicurist performs new 'varnishing act' 0
One Line Only 20.01.13 8:35pm
One Line Only
Nothing else matters, it's all about Lance Armstrong, and that's official. 0
Paddy Berzinski 20.01.13 8:18pm
Paddy Berzinski
Marvel Comics Holds Audition For New Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected.

Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young...

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20.01.13 6:39pm
Kelvin Mackenzie 'honoured' to be promised a place on the Liverpool Care Pathway 0
ronseal 20.01.13 5:51pm
ronseal
Tesco veggie burgers found to contain 29% uniquorn 2
Smart Alex 20.01.13 5:39pm
apepper
Tweenies arrested in Savile swoop

The Metropolitan Police has announced that Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo (better known as children's group 'The Tweenies') have all been arrested after reports of association between themselves and...

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WatcherMark 20.01.13 4:02pm
WatcherMark