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Bank of England will announce interest rates "really quickly" from now on 0
Underconstruction 20.08.14 6:53pm
Underconstruction
Fathers For Justice fail to disrupt 'superheroes' fun run.

A group of 'Fathers 4 Justice' protesters dressed as superheroes today attempted to sabotage a fun run around Hyde Park, where entrants were asked to dress as their favourite superhero in an attempt...

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NewBiscuit 20.08.14 6:49pm
Underconstruction
Biblically-themed lingerie range features Thong of Thongs 5
sydalg 20.08.14 6:47pm
Underconstruction
Police suspect foul play in death of middle east reporter

More revelations soon...

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Bigglesworth 20.08.14 6:39pm
Bigglesworth
BBC's man in Liberia reporting live from Cape Town 0
RobArmstrong 20.08.14 6:03pm
RobArmstrong
British Beheader spoke "multicultural London English"

Submit or die is "multicultural London English"?...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 4:56pm
Dun Dunkin
'We're not racist, we've just shot another black man" say Ferguson police 0
custard cream 20.08.14 3:34pm
custard cream
Labour manifesto published - Longest Suicide Note in History, Episode 2

Hat tips to NewBiscuit and IABP 2...

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RobArmstrong 20.08.14 2:07pm
RobArmstrong
Ecuadorean Embassy beginning to regret holding 70s night 0
sydalg 20.08.14 2:00pm
sydalg
Herbalist with lisp admits 'Sorrel seems to be the hardest word'

(or should that be 'Thorrel theemth to be the hardetht word'?)...

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Smart Alex 20.08.14 1:54pm
Wrenfoe
Home Secretary unveils Domestic Bullying Act; wins top satire award 0
beckfordburger 20.08.14 1:54pm
beckfordburger
Divorced Jeremy Clarkson "having trouble switching to manual" 3
sydalg 20.08.14 1:53pm
Wrenfoe
Hiroshima landslide "Worst disaster for a while" 1
Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:50pm
Wrenfoe
Fathers 4 Justice Asked To Clean Big Ben's Great Clock While They Are Up There. 4
IABP 2 20.08.14 1:49pm
Wrenfoe
Lord Rennard fails LibDem depravity threshold

Former LibDem CEO, Lord Rennard has been kicked out of the party after failing their depravity threshold. "He has just not tried hard enough" said a LibDem spokesman. 'Our investigations into...

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custard cream 20.08.14 1:43pm
RobArmstrong
Abuse law would take the fun out of most marriages says complete bastard husband

A complete bastard from Bolton has launched an online campaign in a bid to prevent the introduction of domestic abuse laws aimed at stopping physical and mental abuse in the home., 34 year old...

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Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:39pm
Underconstruction
Cliff Richard to turn down 'Keys to City' of Albufeira

‘I usually just sneak in through a nursery skylight’...

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beckfordburger 20.08.14 1:30pm
beckfordburger
BKS Iyengar died attempting extreme fish pose - coffin design 'very challenging' 0
RobArmstrong 20.08.14 1:18pm
RobArmstrong
Salmond urges French in Scotland to have a wee vote

More drivel to follow...

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Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:16pm
Underconstruction
Brits Beheading Yanks In Middle East

"If all the Brits went home we would have peace" said one local...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 1:14pm
Dun Dunkin
Ladies shoes accidentally delivered to Iraqi militants after drone mix-up 0
Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:12pm
Underconstruction
Greggs marketing plan accidentally put onto logo

Crisps and a drink to follow...

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Underconstruction 20.08.14 1:09pm
Underconstruction
Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee to pursue 'solo careers'

In news that will devastate investment bankers and teenage girls in equal measure, the MPC have announced they plan to split over interest rate rises and to take time out to pursue 'personal...

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Wrenfoe 20.08.14 1:08pm
RobArmstrong
Cliff abuse claims a 'Surprise Surprise' to Cilla

Scouse songstress Cilla Black calmed the fears of legions of Cliff Richard fans today when she reported that she was 'absolutely positive' that the claims against her good friend were 'without...

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cinnahmon 20.08.14 12:49pm
cinnahmon
Government announces family friendly massive train fare increases.

In a statement from wherever he is on holiday this week, Cameron said that his family liked them. "We never travel by train", he added...

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Tammy Flugh 20.08.14 12:45pm
IABP 2
Power companies reduces global warming by shutting down all power generation

EDF has announced that the temporary closure of power stations in the UK has been made permanent, in order to contribute towards energy-saving goals., Latest research by the IPCC has identified a...

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NewBiscuit 20.08.14 11:06am
Titus
Come Dine With Me voiceover to 'I Have a Dream' speech 'may have been a mistake'

US Civil Rights leaders have admitted that, in retrospect, they should probably not have invited comedy actor Dave Lamb to supply a camp and sarcastic commentary during Dr Martin Luther King's 1963...

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Oxbridge 20.08.14 9:11am
Oxbridge
Israel sends 'peacekeepers' to Ferguson, Missouri

After decades of military support from the US, the Israeli Government has said it is now their turn to reciprocate; by bringing 'peace, prosperity and a lot of rocket fire' to the residents of...

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Wrenfoe 20.08.14 8:48am
Wrenfoe
Vulgaria shocked at Child Catcher abuse allegations

Since the sudden death last week of Vulgaria's The Child Catcher (real name Charles Catcher OVE), national mourning has turned to disbelief as newspapers have been inundated with revelations of...

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Adrian Bamforth 20.08.14 7:51am
Oxbridge
Dating Website Has Good Offer

"If the wife escapes within 2 months we have to find a new one" [true story]...

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Dun Dunkin 20.08.14 7:49am
Dun Dunkin