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Dyslexic Danish king with Tourette's christens son Cnut 1
sydalg 29.03.14 10:55am
godly1966
Previously deaf woman "Didn't expect Mr Clifford to sound like Charles Bronson" 0
Underconstruction 29.03.14 10:52am
Underconstruction
With this ring.. 5
Idiot 29.03.14 10:48am
Underconstruction
False teeth made out of flash memory will be massive, predicts Data Denture News

Wearable technology just reached critical mass, says a new report in Data Denture News, the bible of the hot new Information Dentistry sector. According to independent market analysts at The...

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ronseal 29.03.14 10:23am
rickwestwell
Heterosexual couples fight for the right to have uncivil partnerships. 0
MADJEZ 29.03.14 10:01am
MADJEZ
Gay campaigners will now fight for the right to have babies.

Foetus to gestate in a box (Hat-tip Monty Python)...

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MADJEZ 29.03.14 9:53am
MADJEZ
First same-sex divorce scheduled for Wednesday week... 1
Tripod 29.03.14 9:53am
Mandy Lifeboat
Fears Piers Morgan may now be able to marry himself 1
sydalg 29.03.14 9:43am
Tripod
Previously deaf woman to sue nurse who played her 'Crazy Frog' 0
Underconstruction 29.03.14 8:59am
Underconstruction
Mafia Extradition Papers Deliberately Delivered Late By Terrified Postman 0
Titus 29.03.14 8:28am
Titus
Dyslexic delighted to get ticket to see Kate's bush 0
Smart Alex 29.03.14 8:14am
Smart Alex
Gay Marriage to be allowed during daylight hours by 2019

Nick Clegg has announced plans for new legislation to allow Gay couples to Wed at more normal times of day. "I think its ridiculous in this day and age, that two people who love each other are forced...

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Bigglesworth 29.03.14 7:59am
Bigglesworth
Godwin's Law 'the sort of thing the nazis would come up with' declares web forum 4
NewBiscuit 29.03.14 1:41am
sredni vashta
Russians sent flip-flops instead of boots to slow Western advance 0
camz 29.03.14 1:32am
camz
Machines 'hopping mad' as humans take over their traditional repetitive jobs

Many of the jobs traditionally reserved for machines - such as the witless repetition of unoriginal ideas - are being taken over by human beings, says a new report. Now machines are being urged to...

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ronseal 29.03.14 1:31am
rickwestwell
Mothering Sunday changes to 'Ungratetful Shit Sunday' 0
camz 29.03.14 1:20am
camz
Top 40 chart to change to top 40,000 in bid to have good music. 0
camz 29.03.14 1:16am
camz
Footballer regrets asking colleagues to do a Mothers Day roast. 1
MADJEZ 28.03.14 11:21pm
Ironduke
Ferguson orders protest plane to be shot down if it enters Old Trafford airspace 0
bookiesfriend 28.03.14 10:53pm
bookiesfriend
England offers Scotland their pound

Scotland opts for EU kilo...

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camz 28.03.14 9:58pm
camz
Regulators to review all election promises since 1950 amid fears that voters...

.have been grossly mis-sold...

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deskpilot3 28.03.14 9:48pm
deskpilot3
Osborne agrees Salmond can keep pound if Scots vote yes. 'It's only a bet' 0
throngsman 28.03.14 9:48pm
throngsman
Government agrees to share the Pound. Scotland gets 13p. 0
deskpilot3 28.03.14 9:46pm
deskpilot3
Energy boss claims poking him in belly 'will make lights go out'.

Sam Laidlaw, head of energy giants Centrica has claimed that 'the lights will go out' if he is caused any personal discomfort whatsoever. Having initially claimed that there would be energy shortages...

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Electrelane 28.03.14 9:25pm
nickb
Monkey Tennis still worth cost of license fee, says BBC... 1
Tripod 28.03.14 9:09pm
Squudge
Universe implodes after Gogglebox family watch Screenwipe 0
Bigglesworth 28.03.14 8:51pm
Bigglesworth
Previously deaf woman disappointed to hear that she has a huge arse 0
Underconstruction 28.03.14 8:42pm
Underconstruction
Kate Bush tickets ‘refundable’ for men who forget she’s not 19... 0
Tripod 28.03.14 8:08pm
Tripod
Apple’s iWatch detects heart attack with ‘Game Over’ display and sad face... 0
Tripod 28.03.14 7:59pm
Tripod
Turkish productivity hits 5-year high as Twitter ban bites

Turkish workers are working harder and producing more than at any time in the last five years following President Recep Erdogan's suppression of social media. Since the ban came into force, the...

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BAJDixon 28.03.14 7:36pm
BAJDixon