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North Korea threatens nuclear war against ISP's blocking the pirate bay 0
Nowherefast 07.03.13 3:40pm
Nowherefast
Street Battles Feared As Herds Of Starving Deer Attack Urban Foxes 3
Titus 07.03.13 3:24pm
Osborne In Tears at News 'There is no Magic Money Tree'

[url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theres-no-magic-money-tree-david-cameron-and-nick-clegg-slap-down-vince-cable-for-suggesting-government-could-jumpstart-flatlining-economy-by-increas...

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Sexton A Blake 07.03.13 3:19pm
Titus
Suicide linked to early deaths.

After a two year investigation by the Ministry of Health, Dr Frank Smith M.D., presented the findings of the report into suicide realated deaths. "We have found that nearly 100% of the incidents...

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pbramwell 07.03.13 3:17pm
Titus
Leader Says He Is Absolutely The Right Person To Take No-Hope-Syria Forward

"'Shameful' [s]No-Hope-Syrian[/s] NHS chief is 'absolutely determined' to stay despite admitting he had 'no idea' of death rate scandal at [s]Syrian[/s] Stafford Hospital and he STILL has the...

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Titus 07.03.13 3:13pm
Titus
OFT orders payday lenders to stop demanding pounds of flesh

The Office of Fair Trading has issued a damning report into the practices of Payday loan companies, urging them to stop pursuing borrowers for pounds of their own flesh. The report concludes that...

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ianslat 07.03.13 2:26pm
ianslat
Government Insist Deer Cull Essential To Protect Our Pensioners

The Government have today announced plans for a nationwide cull of deer. The move, set to anger environmental groups, has been described as essential to protect pensioners and ensure free passage of...

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Deimos 07.03.13 2:18pm
button
Pope Benedict to have falabillity phased in

As Pope Benedict prepares to hand in his cassock and keys to the popemobile next week Vatican officials have reveled that the soon to be ex-pontiff will not loose his special infalabillity powers...

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Scronnyglonkle 07.03.13 2:17pm
Scronnyglonkle
Bonnie Tyler Decides to Eclipse Her Career by Singing in Eurovision Contest. 2
Titus 07.03.13 1:53pm
charlies_hat
Bonnie Tyler promised a mars for Eurovision but she's holding out for a hero.

is this the first of many bad Bonnie Tyler puns in the pipeline ?...

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Not Amused 07.03.13 1:34pm
Titus
Solar Panel Owners To Enjoy More Daylight After Clocks Change.

- but still call for all-year Double-Summer-Time...

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Titus 07.03.13 1:31pm
Titus
Warped Acrostic Nerd Knew Exams Routine 2
custard cream 07.03.13 1:24pm
Titus
Ferguson's head finally explodes when told "it's only a game"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01035/100_ferg_280x390_1035337a.jpg...

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Squudge 07.03.13 12:22pm
Dick Everyman
Angry UK solar panel owners count the cost of partial eclipse

Owners of photovoltaic (solar) panels across the country awoke this morning to find that insolation - the amount of solar energy reaching their panels - was down as much as 75% on what could be...

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Golgo13 07.03.13 12:20pm
Squudge
Bacon health scare sparks increase in depressive illness

More full English soon...

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Scroat 07.03.13 12:06pm
Scroat
People who make healthy lifestyle choices more likely to die of boredom.

Study details to follow...

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cueball 07.03.13 11:11am
cueball
TESCO to sponsor proposed deer cull

[corrected typo]...

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Sinnick 07.03.13 10:12am
Sinnick
UKIP peer calls for end of unelected government from EU

Not very funny but I did hear something very much like that yesterday. With no apparent sense of irony...

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dvo4fun 07.03.13 10:11am
AReader
Syrian family man wins 1m refugee prize

A Syrian man was celebrating last night after being declared the one millionth refugee to flee the conflict devastating his country., Not only was the man awarded the prize for reaching the...

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Gerontius 07.03.13 9:53am
Des Custard
Daw Mill miners fired 0
medici2471 07.03.13 9:43am
medici2471
Processed meat responsible for the early death of pigs, cattle and some horses. 0
weematt 07.03.13 9:40am
weematt
European immigrants “attracted to UK by our horse-based cuisine”... 0
Tripod 07.03.13 9:18am
Tripod
Queen orders Vindaloo takeaway as visit to Cardiff draws near 1
sydalg 07.03.13 8:51am
Gerontius
Shortsighted man with big and small TVs advised to 'look at the bigger picture' 0
Caiaphas 07.03.13 8:20am
Caiaphas
Kate's teddy bear gaffe: I'll take that for my dork of a husband 0
Drylaw 07.03.13 12:12am
Drylaw
Bieber late because mum made him eat everything up 2
Drylaw 07.03.13 12:06am
Drylaw
"At least when Chavez gets ill he means it", wails Charles 1
sydalg 06.03.13 11:10pm
LensCap
Thatcher statue plan gets 'big bronze V-sign'

A plan to erect a statue of Baroness Thatcher in her home town of Grantham has been greeted with stony-faced disapproval by most of the UK's statuary. The statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament...

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roybland 06.03.13 10:01pm
Squudge
'Warning - this vehicle is reversing' hits millionth download and goes viral

A vehicle reversing warning has just clocked-up 1m iTunes downloads and has gone viral on the Internet. 'Warning - this vehicle is reversing' is being hailed as the new Gangnam Style and has already...

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roybland 06.03.13 9:31pm
roybland
An Idiot's Guide to the Papal Election

For the next few days all eyes will be on Rome as cardinals from across the world gather in the Sistine Chapel to elect from their number a new Bishop of Rome otherwise known as the Pope. This...

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Carter 06.03.13 8:58pm
Sinnick