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Guardian Ethical Dilemma Over Whether To Call Disabled Burglars "Brave" 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Edward Milliband butches up with removal of vagina 2
Je Margarette Rien 3 years

Edward Milliband has taken heart of David Camerons’ criticque of his butchness and has asked some doctors to look into his vagina. By removing it he hopes to become a sweating, butch serious...

Planning restrictions be relaxed: airports can be added to back gardens 0
steve_l 3 years

The government wants to get planning officers "off people's backs" with a relaxation of current rules in England. For a limited period, people will be allowed to build larger extensions on houses...

Third wank of the day 'getting just a little out of hand' 3
Ironduke 3 years
Scunthorpe squirrel vows to finish the job properly next time. 2
Queen of Tarts 3 years
Norman Tebbit hailed as 'visionary force' behind GB Olympic cycling success 11
pinxit 3 years
Ugly surgeon unable to remove patients eye sore 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Tomtom blamed as Genome map leads to deadend 0
kjo36 3 years
Britain swamped with zombies as Atos send the dead back to work 4
Carter 3 years

Britain was swamped with zombies when the dead returned to work as part of the government's controversial benefits cutback. Despite death being regarded by many as the ultimate in invalidity...

An Idiots Guide to the Political Parties 9
seymour totti 3 years

Does politics confuse you? Do you really know what each party stands for? Well, sit back and relax whilst we bring you NewsBiscuits guide to the 3 main political parties in the UK. Conservatives...

Clegg promoted to new post of 'Minister for everything that's really shit' 1
antharrison 3 years

Former deputy prime minister has spoken of his delight by being promoted by David Cameron into the new position of 'Minister for everthing that's really shit.' 'When David first told me of the move...

Embarrassment at NASA as Marianne Faithful's Mars curiosity pictures published 1
charlies_hat 3 years
2012 Silly Season declared worst since records began 7
3 years

Tabloid editors have declared the British 2012 Silly Season the least silly since records began in 1665. As summer 2012 draws to its close, with parliament reassembling and the kids going back to...

Zanardi denies use of KERS 0
kjo36 3 years

and also claims amputation does not qualify as DRS...

Latest advice for people drowning: 'keep your feet up and drink plenty of water' 0
3 years
Leo Tolstoy's Grave Overturned 2
3 years

Whilst distinguished actress, Keira Knighley, was celebrating last night's London film premier of Tolstoy's Anna Karenina, Russian news agencies reported a mysterious seismic convulsion at the burial...

Mars Rover discovers crater 'formed by colossal cat turd' 13
3 years

NASA’s Mars Rover, Curiosity, has made a startling discovery amongst the dusty grey rocks of our nearest planet: a feline turd just under a kilometre in length. Despite being two storeys high and...

93% Of British Workers Fear Being Laid Off 0
Martin Shuttlecock 3 years

The other 7% say it would be like winning the National Lottery...

"Recession Not Down To Fat Idle Lazy Bastards" 0
Martin Shuttlecock 3 years

Claims Fat Idle Lazy Bastards Society spokesman...

Expect A Flood Of 20 Million 'Empty Chair' Gags - Washington Advises UK 4
Martin Shuttlecock 3 years

In the wake of the frankly rather silly American electioneering stunt which saw Clint Eastwood indulging in nonsensical, and rambling conversation with an empty chair, US State Officials in...

Maria Miller.... oh WTF' say leading spoof news writers 0
Scroat 3 years
Jeremy Cunt moves to Health to avoid burther floopers 0
Scroat 3 years
Hunt moves to Health to avoid further 'cunt' bloopers 0
Scroat 3 years
A and E departments 'relaxed' about forthcoming homeopath strike 0
ricky33 3 years
Cabinet reshuffle blamed for night of violence 1
Gerontius 3 years

The PSNI have issued a statement saying that David Cameron’s disappointing cabinet reshuffle has played a major role in sparking the violence that has rocked the province over the past two...

Cameron drops clanger on the NHS in reshuffle 1
Squudge 3 years
Don't mess with me, Tutu warns Blair 0
custard cream 3 years
Harry to become McVitie's ambassador for Ginger Nuts 3
kjo36 3 years
Gt British Bake Off lectured for promoting Smeg, Red Dwarf's Lister told off too 1
Gary Baldy 3 years

Mars Curiosity sends pictures of sucessful Martian abduction and anal probe 2
charlies_hat 3 years