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Gaddafi to use giant mousetraps to fight rebels 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Cheese shortages expected soon...

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Duncan Biscuit 3 years
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dicky37 3 years

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simonjmr 3 years
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dvo4fun 3 years

More later I'll get my kagoul...

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grottymonty 3 years

Interviewed after Thusday night's Europa League tie with Hearts Harry is quotes as saying" yeah, we thought it would be a bit of fun, some fans got a chance to prove themselves, and the mascots had...

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Ann Old-Joak...

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Clerical error blamed as Tom Cruise is fired at Gadaffi's Libyan city of Sirte 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Not Mission impossible...

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dicky37 3 years

[Boom boom. More soon]...

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spoole2112 3 years
69 year old unintelligible Scot resumes pivotal role.... 0
DiY 3 years

with BBC Sport as worlds greatest football pundit. At the same time blasts the FA ""Maybe they will realise how important we are to England instead of treating us like s***."...

TV swamped with shouty ads offering to pay cash for unwanted dictators 6
DrTurmoil 3 years

As the news from Libya sees the value of tyrants on the open market hit an all time high, enterprising UK experts in exploitation of public greed and gullibility have launched a major ad campaign for...

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Duff 3 years

Brian Barnes, from Salford in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful plastic surgery just so as he can look like his favourite TV advert hero. Speaking from a...

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spoole2112 3 years

America was on high alert last night as reports of the imminent arrival of category 5 tv chef Ainsley Harriot spread. The over exuberant celebrity tv food person has already left a widespread...

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