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Leeds man hopes to deter trick or treaters

after purchasing outrageous glasses, blonde wig, nylon tracksuit, and cigar...

Smart Alex 18.10.12 8:28am
Ryan air announces plans to weigh passengers and charge for excess fattage 0
gregle 18.10.12 7:38am
Man with sousaphone stuck in backside misdiagnosed with Tubaculosis. 13
bonjonelson 19.10.12 11:07am
Justin Bieber Uses Cool Hip Hop Hand Motions to Talk About Dangers of Bullying

Justin Bieber led a seminar at Roosevelt High School in Long Island, NY this week, to discuss the dangers of bullying. Afterwards, Bieber was going to sign autographs but instead was hung from a...

20.10.12 3:50am
Rock on Mars

NASA experts think they’ve found a 25cm rock in a crater on the surface of Mars, but they can’t be sure as Mars is 300 million km from Earth., ‘It could just be a dead bug on the Mars...

Mafaking Carwongo 18.10.12 12:25am
Mafaking Carwongo
Hole in Bucket Enquiry

Police arrest Dear Liza...

Mafaking Carwongo 18.10.12 12:24am
Mafaking Carwongo
Czech Tycoon Robert Maxwell falls off a boat... 2
Quaz 19.10.12 6:28pm
Teresa May Apologises

Teresa May says sorry for the sad ‘vegetarian party’ quip she made during her conference speech last week, inferring that veggies were soft on law and order., The Home Secretary went on to say...

Mafaking Carwongo 17.10.12 11:45pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Toady in Parliament - the Trades Union Debate

MPs blamed the Painter & Decorators for glossing over details., 'It's all fabrication' said Textile workers. Backed by the Upholstery union's ''We have nothing to cover-up'. Plumbers tried...

Mafaking Carwongo 17.10.12 11:33pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Czech man with no heart dies,George Osbourne worried. 0
JETFAB 17.10.12 10:59pm
Battery cages outlawed thanks to gentically engineered stackable cuboid poultry 3
Ironduke 21.10.12 7:53am
An American makes a deposit at the bank... 10
The All New Jeni B 19.10.12 11:46am
A plaidophile walked into a hotel... 0
The All New Jeni B 17.10.12 10:21pm
The All New Jeni B
Police mistake wheelchair user for terrorist in armoured personel carrier

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17.10.12 10:16pm
Korean pop sensation dances 'Gingham Style' in Bethlehem hostelry 1
charlies_hat 17.10.12 10:18pm
The All New Jeni B
BBC football reporter suspended for “disrespect”

The BBC today apologised to amateur football team Yokel Hamlet AFC after a BBC reporter described them as, “crap”, and, “not having a hope in hell”, in their FA cup draw with Premiership team...

PeterB 17.10.12 9:57pm
File sharing paedophiles receive torrent of abuse 9
charlies_hat 18.10.12 1:50pm
Dick Everyman
Prague airport employee lays a little egg on departures desk 1
Idiot 17.10.12 9:44pm
"Blind Zapper" Cop had form

The 'blind rage' Officer faces 'tea no biscuits' meeting with red faced Superintendents after latest in a string of similar incidents results in blind man getting tazered in a case of weapon...

Newsquelch 18.10.12 7:16am
Ed Miliband admits 'squeezed middle' inspired by poor toothpaste etiquette 0
Perks 17.10.12 9:00pm
‘We never visited because we hate The Carpenters’ say aliens

Aliens have confirmed that they’ve never landed on Earth because they can’t stomach easy listening music. ‘We buzzed a Lighthouse Family concert in Tunbridge Wells and thought “Has it really...

DustyBinLaden 20.10.12 6:59am
Theoretical physics professor 'may be missing'. 0
writinginbsl 17.10.12 8:42pm
Nancy Evans 96, says the internet has really ‘widened’ her world.

Nancy Evans revealed yesterday how much her newly acquired skill of using the internet has changed her life. ‘At first I wasn’t sure that I would have time to do it could do it’ she admits- as...

writinginbsl 20.10.12 8:17pm
Zatoichi stalks streets of Chorley - dozens dead. 0
sigmund 17.10.12 8:39pm
China Borders On Infringement Rights After Creating the United States

New York — The U.S. Trade Council has accused China of copyright infringement after it replicated the United States within its borders. Chinese leaders refuted accusations and stated that the...

17.10.12 7:52pm
John Terry : We were only singing 'funky gibbon' at U21 match. 0
MADJEZ 17.10.12 7:33pm
London announces 2016 Olympics bid

London is to bid for the 2016 Olympic Games, the British Olympic Association has announced. "We need something to lift the national mood, which has been in the toliet since the Spice Girls finished...

landofdopeandtories 17.10.12 8:27pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Saviled /saevild/ v. past participle

1. interfered with ( a person) esp. sexually, 2. removed (esp. a corpse) from the ground, 3. tr. deceived so as to cause to appear foolish, 4. over-dressed, esp. jewellery, 5. tr. acted as a...

Dick Everyman 17.10.12 6:39pm
Dick Everyman
"I thought he said Tizer" claims shocked Ulsterman 0
nickb 17.10.12 6:32pm
Man's sight DOSE'NT improve after Taser treatment. 6
Ian Searle 18.10.12 9:17am