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Rooney and Gerrard pledge support to 'right to kick a ball around wid no meanlingless consequences'' says Esther McVey...

farmer giles 25.06.14 4:04pm
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Rooney and Gerrard both pledge support to 'right to die' campaign 0
RobArmstrong 25.06.14 3:38pm
Wonga Loan Ranger fights for injustice 0
tomholder 25.06.14 2:59pm
World Cup latest

Luis Suarez advised to remain tight lipped by Uruguay coach...

Rotten Johnny 25.06.14 2:49pm
Rotten Johnny
Uruguay’s Tabarez plays down Holocaust as a Jewish media vendetta against the SS 0
Thundi 25.06.14 2:18pm
Suarez wants Germany game, I have always wanted to try shoulder of Lahm 5
Thundi 25.06.14 2:13pm
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Suarez: 'I quite fancy a Julio Cesar salad next' 0
custard cream 25.06.14 2:12pm
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Phone Hacking Outrage Leads to Calls For Law-Breaking To Be Made Illegal 0
Titus 25.06.14 1:21pm
Entire England Football team banned for biting the dust... 0
Loundshay 25.06.14 1:19pm
Unguarded moment confirms Gerrard now officially 'Creature of the Night'

There was much speculation at England skipper Steven Gerrard's startling appearance at yesterday's Costa Rica prematch press conference. Pale, dark circles under his eyes, and staring into the...

pinxit 25.06.14 1:03pm
Suarez to advise Miliband on how to tackle a bacon sarnie 0
Robert Koch 25.06.14 11:19am
Robert Koch
Hungry Suarez says he'd like to move on to sumo wrestling 0
sydalg 25.06.14 10:13am
Suarez to bite someone in the second half, three to one - have a bang on that 0
bookiesfriend 25.06.14 9:49am
Kicking, stamping, punching, gouging ok-ish, but no biting say FIFA

After a week of minor punishments for a variety of thuggish behaviour FIFA are expected to show their teeth today with a long ban on someone who nibbled a shoulder. Confirming the game is as safe as...

vulture1 25.06.14 9:32am
Cabinet ‘criminals who have Cameron’s confidence’ 1
farmer giles 25.06.14 9:25am
Des Lynam ‘the only man left you can trust’, say Yewtree investigators

Officers investigating allegations of sexual abuse by notable figures from the 60s and 70s have concluded today that, the only man currently alive that’s ‘completely trustworthy’, is veteran TV...

Jesus H 25.06.14 8:57am
Game Of Football Suddenly Breaks Out During Lull In Cannibalism Tournament 0
Titus 25.06.14 8:44am
"You're doing it all wrong", Jeffrey Dahmer tells Suarez 0
sydalg 25.06.14 8:35am
Thousands lose weight with groundbreaking ice cream diet

People across the country are flocking to get their hands on Ben and Jerry’s ice cream after thousands of success stories since the brand launched its Three Scoops To Success diet campaign, proving...

Arjan K 25.06.14 7:49am
Arjan K
'Rebekah, any chance you could text me your lawyer's number? Thanks, Luis' 0
bookiesfriend 25.06.14 7:47am
Surarez says that Italians taste like chicken 0
ionb 25.06.14 7:46am
Blackpool and Brighton to develop Pier to Pier network. 0
Maverick 25.06.14 7:42am
GCHQ denies hacking Coulson phone 0
farmer giles 25.06.14 7:41am
farmer giles
Vagina statue student feels "born again". 0
Maverick 25.06.14 7:40am
‘Chiellini smeared his shoulder with caramel spread’ claims Suarez 0
farmer giles 25.06.14 7:38am
farmer giles
Brooks cleared of 'ever having been married to Ross Kemp'

In what is being seen as a complete character vindication, Rebekah Brooks was today cleared by the High Court of all allegations of 'marriage to a soft shite mockney lovey'. In a statement read on...

RobArmstrong 25.06.14 7:28am
Passenger plane makes emergency landing in Cork - sinking 'not likely'

More later...

throngsman 25.06.14 7:06am
Houdini asks 'How on earth Did Brooks escape?'

Even a great illusionist is baffled...

Dun Dunkin 25.06.14 6:55am
Dun Dunkin
Cannibalism At World Cup

Latin american football is a little different where the winners get to eat the losers...

Dun Dunkin 25.06.14 5:51am
Dun Dunkin
Blair to Employ Brooks in 'Dream Team'. 0
Dun Dunkin 25.06.14 5:48am
Dun Dunkin