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Pistouris jokes 'just not cricket' warns family 1
Squudge 17.02.13 7:03pm
sponge finger
Pistorius charged with ‘assault and batsmanship’... 0
Tripod 17.02.13 7:00pm
Tripod
Speak Cat like a native: Starting "Mau"

[i]Language tips from Gordon the cat[/i] Did you know that the cat was so revered by Ancient Egyptians that they simply called us "Mau"? "Mau" - sometimes written "Meow" - is actually the name that...

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GordonChen 17.02.13 6:59pm
GordonChen
Geology is schist compared to shelf stacking says Minister 0
custard cream 17.02.13 6:48pm
custard cream
Judges ignore Theresa May in fresh shock for democracy

More legislation soon...

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Audible Minority 17.02.13 6:42pm
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Adam Smith Institute Competes with Itself

Free market think-tank the Adam Smith Institute has been split into a dozen competing Adam Smith Institutes as a result of a ruling by the Competition Commission. The Commission found that the...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 17.02.13 6:41pm
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Pope resigns because a meteor, horse meat, teenagers are twats

less soon, more soon, the same amount later, ffs...

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Truebiscuit 17.02.13 6:39pm
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Findus "disappointed" no horses killed by meteorite

But they're hopeful about an accident at a stud farm in Somerset...

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sydalg 17.02.13 6:38pm
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Stuart Hall to host new TV show, 'It's a cock out'. 2
topfotogmw 17.02.13 6:36pm
lane-avenger
Aussies Advocate Brits To Try Their "Jumpy Beef"

'No sweat, mate; no horse in our 'Jumpy Beef!'...

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Jesse Bigg 17.02.13 6:29pm
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Oscar didn't realise it was a person behind the door - he thought it was a model

We can still win the FA Cup says Wenger. East London killing believed to me unconnected to condom found in teenager's bedroom...

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lane-avenger 17.02.13 6:27pm
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Hawking answers sell-out critics: "Go Fuck Yourselves" 1
Drylaw 17.02.13 6:26pm
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wrong place wrong time.. 1
godly1966 17.02.13 6:24pm
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New Testament to be rewritten -- NewsBiscuit exclusive!

More over the next two thousand years...

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Audible Minority 17.02.13 6:23pm
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ONS say horse jokes killing the economy; 'we need to reverse this murder'

Britain’s economic output is being put at ‘serious risk’, according to the office of national statistics, because of the amount of time wasted at work with people searching for or creating...

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Perks 17.02.13 6:19pm
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History of Michael Gove to be made compulsory in secondary schools

GCSE pupils will have to study the story of Michael Gove as part of a new compulsory history curriculum put forward by the Department for Education “Children as young as six will be told the...

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nickb 17.02.13 6:16pm
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The pope’s no longer catholic and a pig’s arse is 29% horse

there is even some doubt over the defecation habits of bears, so in an uncertain world, what questions can we still ask that brook no argument? [list=1]Are the police racist? Is Colin Jackson gay?...

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lane-avenger 17.02.13 6:14pm
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Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers welcomes IDS statement

The Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers (RISS) has welcomed works and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith's statement on the Andrew Marr Show that shelf-stacking may be more important than geology or...

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roybland 17.02.13 6:11pm
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Feral cats only getting one good meal per day: Strays going hungry

http://i.imgur.com/IHwNjk6.jpg A new study published in Nature Communications has revealed that outdoor cats in America struggle to catch even one meal per day. Farm, feral, stray and garden cats...

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GordonChen 17.02.13 6:07pm
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Meteorite impacts "just a scare story got up by scientists to secure funding". 2
Al OPecia 17.02.13 6:06pm
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Impatient Prince Charles becomes patron of King Charles II Society 10
sydalg 17.02.13 6:01pm
Titus
New fears over saddle of lamb 3
Scroat 17.02.13 6:01pm
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PCC to construct Olympic Swimming Pool the size of a medium-to-largish asteroid

More soon from a BBC Science Correspondent...

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Audible Minority 17.02.13 9:54am
Audible Minority
Mossad accuses Iran of developing deadly meteorites underground

Israel’s intelligence service, Mossad, has claimed to have ‘really quite good’ information that proves Iran is secretly testing secret meteorites, deep inside a secret cavern in the secret...

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17.02.13 9:41am
Audible Minority
Pope rethinks resignation as meteorite misses Vatican

"The danger is past - back to business."...

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sydalg 17.02.13 9:36am
sydalg
Food Magazine: TESCO's Value Lasagne (improved recipe) is the Dog's Bollocks

See, not a horse in sight...

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Sinnick 17.02.13 9:12am
Sinnick
Police probe claim Pistorius shot off own feet to qualify for Paralympics 0
sydalg 17.02.13 8:32am
sydalg
Tory compromise: two hangings for each gay marriage and it's a deal 0
sydalg 17.02.13 7:04am
sydalg
Shock as rejected candidates in Eastleigh by-election to be turned into dog food 0
sydalg 17.02.13 7:01am
sydalg
Billionaire invests in new restaurant chain, "Warren's Buffet" 0
Dumbnews 17.02.13 12:54am
Dumbnews