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Club Hit "Dick And Balls" Brings Pop Music To New Lyrical Heights - 2 37
Textbook 3 years

"Going to the club with my dick and my balls (WHUT?), My dick and my balls (HEEEEEEEY), My dick and my balls (HOOOOOOO), Going to the club with my dick and my balls (WHUT?), And they as big as...

Jane Hair Salon grand opening this week in Haworth. 3
rikkor 3 years
McGuinness prepared to meet Queen. Jock strap and box in place 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Vet’s low consultation fee blamed for pensioner’s sudden death 4
Dick Everyman 3 years

Relatives of Grimsby pensioner, Ethel Dulwhinney, are considering legal action following her sudden death at the Little Friends’ Veterinary Clinic in August. Mrs Dulwhinney aged 79 had taken her...

Recession latest - a picture is now worth only 893 words. 1
Iscariot 3 years
Waterstones offer 3 for 2 on anthology edition of 'All My Best Jokes Explained' 6
Pagantroll 3 years
England Humbled by Dwarf Nation 0
Drylaw 3 years

"They can chuck us around a bar when they're showing off to the sheilas but when it comes to the bit they're just beery old tossers," said Dwarf captain Tiny Thompson yesterday as his team savoured...

I hear youve been having some trouble John? 1
The Fat Man 3 years

Bloggs I mean,hes taking libertys,hes needs to be stopped,the guys a maniac,hes crazy,listen John,youve been like a father to me,a father I never had,I carry your photo in my wallet,Ive a big picture...

Cilla Black .xxx Domain Tussle 13
Textbook 3 years

"Popular" performer Cilla Back rushed to block the possibility of anyone opening an .xxx domain in her name to find out that not only was it already specficially prohibited by law but that the...

Royal Mail to issue commemorative 50p stamp with Nick Clegg's head 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Bankrupt Cricket Club visited by bailiffs. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Card clubs "Still riddled with institutionalised Pelmanism" 4
Skungpoomery 3 years

Results of a year-long undercover investigation...

Cash-strapped Surgical Bra manufacturer goes tits up 0
pinxit 3 years
No CBeebies for Post Op Pat 9
Gerontius 3 years

Richard Deverell, controller of Children’s Entertainment at the BBC has confirmed the network is to axe one of its most enduring children’s programmes which will usher in the end of one of the...

Chattering classes in Henley-on-Thames outraged 0
Scroat 3 years

"Spoof news website makes us look totally stupid" alleges Humphrey Featherstonhaugh. http://newsthump.com/2011/09/16/independent-readers-asked-if-they-would-prefer-littlejohn-instead/...

European banks break off talks after Star Wars Release Shocker 0
apepper 3 years

In an expected move, several major European banks have suspended discussions on the future of the Euro to consider the addition of the word "Noooooo" to the Blue Ray release of Star Wars. Josef...

McGuinness to offer Gaddafi job swap 0
Basil_B 3 years

In an honest acknowledgement of his dubious past, Sinn Fein President and new Irish Premier elect Martin McGuiness suggested a ground breaking new political move today that if successful would...

New board announced for Campanology society, we're ringing in the changes 0
simonjmr 3 years
HP To Launch New Tablet PC "The Facepalm" 0
Textbook 3 years
Clegg to highlight 'achievements'. LibDem Conference cut from 4 days to 1 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Samsung exits tablet market - "a bitter pill to swallow" 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Ian Paisley "in the frame" for next Pope. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Vandals chop down trees in Regent's Park. Police stumped. 0
wwwiz 3 years

Arborcide squad assigned to case...

Stan Collymore and Chris Brown to go head to head on 'Celebrity Red or Black' 0
jeremychumfatty 3 years

more to follow...

Dark matter theory wrong, so say Dark minds 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Origami club folds. 5
spoole2112 3 years
NHS 'just a big placebo' admits Minster for Health 12
Screenie 3 years

In an extraordinary and unprecedented speech to the house of commons today the Minster for health, Andrew Lansley, has admitted that since the start of his administration the NHS has been run as a...

Vatican in Talks to Produce "The Pope Factor" in Order to Name the Next Pope. 0
LouCipher 3 years

More To Come!...

McGuinness 'to go for president'. Grenade expected to be weapon of choice. 2
Pagantroll 3 years
McGuiness expects 'cross' border discussions with himself if elected in ROI. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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