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Newham Council outsources Social Clensing to every other Tuesday 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Tourettes Sufferers With Swear Boxes, To Link Up With Savings Bank..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'It's effing logical, in it!'...

New "Granny" Sat-Navs Also Able To Locate Keys....... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.purses, TV controls and "What have I come upstairs for?"...

Rangers blue 'cos Whyte's in the red 4
charlies_hat 3 years
Charities consider snipers for London Marathon after tragedy proves lucrative. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Chicken Cottage issues profit warning on news of social cleansing 0
Old Hat 3 years
Englishness celebrated by lauding Macedonian who slayed mythical beast 0
Old Hat 3 years
Cameron not posh, knows price of milk; One guinea from Fortnum & Mason. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Hitler Hologram to tour this summer 0
Hooch 3 years
Have you been charged excessive fees to claim back PPI, call this number..... 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Markets plunge on possibility of Frenchman being elected 0
ErikP 3 years

Traders took fright after the first round of the French presidential elections. There are persistent rumours that front-runner Francois Hollande might be French rather than Dutch as previously...

Shakespeare "too posh" to be leading playwrite says Tory MP 0
ErikP 3 years

Maverick Tory spokesperson, Nadine ("Our Doris") Dories slammed upper crust wordsmith William Shakespeare for being out of touch with ordinary people., [quote]Once he wrote [i]"Now, in the names of...

Dangerous dog owners to have chips removed from their shoulders 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Ashley Young reads your horoscopes 8
Qoxiivi 3 years

Alright. I’m Ashley Young and this is my guide to what the coming week has in store for you. Taurus, You’ll fall out of bed tomorrow morning, but when you tell people in an attempt to garner...

Mindless reptile slaughter celebrated 1
BAJDixon 3 years

English folk celebrated traditionally on Monday in memory of popular reptile murderer Saint George, a man lauded for the homicide of the world's last remaining dragon in an act George himself...

Spectrum anniversary wrecked as hackers snap out cassette tabs 0
cinquecento 3 years
Fire Brigade finding creative ways to beat hosepipe ban 4
kga6 3 years

Firefighters in areas affected by the hosepipe ban are making a splash with their imaginative new water delivery systems. Firemen in North London were initially angry with water bosses' decisions to...

Nick Griffin to 'camp it up a bit' following success of Marine Le-Pen 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Man not going anywhere nice for the holidays banned from every hair salon in UK 10
ronseal 3 years

A Croydon man who admitted he's not going anywhere nice for his holidays and that he hadn't got any plans for Xmas has been banned from every branch of Hair Associates in the country. A judge...

Dangerous fish to be chipped 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Sorry weematt!...

Germany starting World War III, “looking less likely.” 0
Hooch 3 years

Following the success of extreme Right Wing candidate Marine Le Pen in the French election and growing fears over Iran’s plans for their uranium enrichment plants fears that the Germans will start...

30 years on Sinclair Spectrum owners still wait for Manic Miner to load. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
RIP: Betty's Hot Pot 0
Mark Gregory 3 years

Thousands of Coronation Street fans were in mourning over the weekend over the loss of one of the programme’s favourite stars. Viewers wore black clothes and armbands to mark the passing of one...

Man with team of archers and a gigantic catapult may have had "siege mentality' 1
ronseal 3 years

A man dressed in chainmail, with a massive sword, an enormous catapult capable of firing boulders and a team of archers was accused of developing a siege mentality yesterday, after he tried to cut...

Muamba goes down too easily, claims Ashley Young 0
ronseal 3 years

Friend of Ashley Young have defended him against charges of diving, saying that other footballers go down far more easily. "I saw an incident with Fabrice Muamba where the bloke went down like a...

Sarkozy seeks animal votes 0
yens123 3 years

Dog votes, cat votes, wild animal votes, horse votes, snail, frog votes whatever. oxbridge, sort this mess out. :-)...

Japanese WWII veteran emerges from hiding and asks "goal line technology?" 0
ronseal 3 years

A Japanese soldieretc...

'Man Wants To Have Sex With Cheryl Cole' Shocker 0
Hooch 3 years
French prepare for "I'm not racist, but..." debate in race for Presidency. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

No Moors soon...

New range of hold-alls “could allow passengers to fly as their own hand luggage” 3
nickb 3 years

American baggage giant Superpak has designed a range of ‘climb-in’ cases and bags which could allow people to board planes in their own baggage, cutting the cost of air travel significantly for...