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Leaked document reveals Government recycling Tsar plans... 0
Bismarck 3 years

to employ thousands of jobless teenagers during the summer months on a scheme to collect caterpillar shit for recycling. The document reveals the "criminal" waste of a free resource. "if enough is...

Man who saw Louis Walsh and Jason Gardiner's hair transplants claims des cheveux 0
butagirl 3 years

Well, if you can't beat them...

Cafe opens in bedroom as man's complaint comes at a Costa 11
Perks 3 years

A man has woken up from a normal night’s sleep, to be greeted with a fully operational Costa Coffee café in his bedroom. He believes that the ‘pop-up café’ has appeared because of a letter he...

Lifetime study of Earth’s rotation comes to an end as scientist 'calls it a day' 6
malgor 3 years
Russian electoral result blamed on voting instructions: "Put in your vote" 0
Sinnick 3 years
Putin promises to give 110% (same as his winning margin). 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More electoral irregularities soon...

Jewish Tailor launches feel good hypnosis CD "I can Make you Schmutter" 0
ronseal 3 years
ebay and gumtree in Yorkshire-only merger, becomes ebay-gum 3
Skylarking 3 years
Man who keeps buying the same old French car has a curious sense of deux chevaux 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Putin: election protesters will be disappeared 0
steve_l 3 years

Putin: election protesters will be disappeared Vladimir Putin, newly elected Russian president said that his election was free and fair, and that if anyone disagreed they would be imprisoned without...

Rebekkah Brooks "was lent a police force" 1
nickb 3 years

A Home Office spokesperson admitted the government lent Rebekkah Brooks a police force while she was editor of the News of the World, and afterwards.  The Home Office also conceded that Tony Blair,...

Radio trailers for Les Behan's Lovers book NOT indecent but maybe misleading 0
ronseal 3 years
Chelsea's revolutionary squad rotation system now extended to include managers 0
tedweasel 3 years

More(inho) soon...

Government in secret talks to privatise itself. 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Olympic highways to have fast food fast lanes. 1
nickb 3 years

"Our Olympic arteries must not be clogged unnecessarily. The efficient circulation  of catering  traffic will be vital to the nation's health during this important period," said Communities...

Chelsea players take Villas-Boas to Pizza Hut for "Leavers Meal" 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Manchester United Win GOP Nominee Race 0
Hooch 3 years

In an event that should have shocked no one Manchester United managed to grind out a scrappy election win over Mitt Romney and have now set their sights on the White House., In his concession speech...

World to be bombarded with Putin related satire says experts 0
Hooch 3 years
ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs 1
SimonJJames 3 years

ITV have announced their spring flagship programme very much in the tradition of reality shows. It is called, "You - Uncut" and is only available via a special reflective encoder to be fitted by...

Privatisation row latest: Miners come out in suport of Police 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Chelsea Sack Benitez 1
Ian 3 years

Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Chelsea before he was appointed. A spokesman for Chelsea Football Club confirmed earlier today that this action was taken to save time and money. It will...

Exhausted Noises Off actor suffering from repetitive Frayn injury. 0
nickb 3 years

Bit of culture...

Putin "Humbled " by election victory 0
Bismarck 3 years

Vladimir Putin admitted to being "Humbled" by his victory in the the Russian Presidential election. Speaking outside the Kremlin with tears in his eyes, Mr Putin said " It is a humbling experience...

Putin claims victory in next week's election 0
apepper 3 years

More expected later...

Putin claims victory in Cheltenham Gold Cup on Kauto Star 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Alternative alternative-voting system, AVB, 'failed' in Chelsea trial says Clegg 0
kga6 3 years

do I need the AVB 'explainer'?...

New Sat Nav for children tells them how to drive parents round the bend. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Tram drivers complain they are 'stuck in a rut'. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Putin elected with 118.6% landslide after record 112% turnout. 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Putin wins 60% of the vote, Mugabe playfully mocks via telegram 0
SimonJJames 3 years

Vladimir Putin has won in Russia's presidential elections, returning for a third term after spending the last four years as the country's PM. Exit polls and preliminary results gave him about 60% of...