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Heinz and Evian hail their 'Mayan Calandar' marketing campaign as best ever 4
charlies_hat 21.12.12 5:45pm
Squudge
Advert: This year's must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate

Stuck for present ideas for your nearest and dearest this year? Are your friends and family worried about the unfortunate mingling of nobility and vulgar people on their garden path due to...

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Long Distance Clara 21.12.12 5:32pm
Squudge
Santa refuses to deliver to those who 'breach new terms and conditions'

Millions of children worldwide have been left disappointed this Christmas after Santa refused to deliver their presents because of a 'breach of terms and conditions'. The legally binding terms and...

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Perks 21.12.12 5:29pm
Squudge
Jolly white-bearded fat bloke sparks riot at Dyslexic Devil Worshipper's Party

get thee behind me Santa...

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brownpaperreporter 21.12.12 4:29pm
brownpaperreporter
Newsbiscuit’s Christmas Gift Emporium

[i]Thought we could compile a list of essential seasonal gifts for a possible Left Alert. Feel free to lay down further items at the foot of the Christmas Tree of hope.[/i] 1. Planning an austerity...

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Stan 21.12.12 3:59pm
Sexton A Blake
Stones still drawing crowds.

They may be the oldest group still standing in the UK, but Salisbury’s Static Stones have proven they can still draw the crowds with a performance that ‘moved the Earth’ for fans at their...

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malgor 21.12.12 3:36pm
malgor
Organ matching website found not to be a dating site

More prosecutions later...

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virtuallywill 21.12.12 3:02pm
virtuallywill
Network Rail appogise for the delay in the appocalypse due to an eletrical fault 2
Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 2:37pm
simjel
Mayan spokesman says "We meant 2012 by the Islamic Calendar" 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 2:21pm
Scronnyglonkle
MatureDatingUK's new marketing director changes name to WhoresOnline

- or am I the only one to get these ads ?...

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Sinnick 21.12.12 2:00pm
cinquecento
TfL Apologises for Delay of Apocalypse due to Signal Failure 0
simjel 21.12.12 1:36pm
simjel
Cases of norovirus set to peak following pre-Christmas Friday night revelry

As party goers look to paint the town red on the last Friday before Christmas, Saturday is set to see a surge in the number of people going down with norovirus. Gideon Preistnall of the Health...

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Mandy Lifeboat 21.12.12 1:03pm
Mandy Lifeboat
BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES 0
simonjmr 21.12.12 12:20pm
simonjmr
"I'm going out like Elvis" man breaks toilet sitting world record on 21/12/12 0
simonjmr 21.12.12 12:17pm
simonjmr
Cameron Afghanistan visit used drone flight 0
custard cream 21.12.12 12:09pm
custard cream
Mayan Apocalypse date to be recalculated to take account of leap years 0
custard cream 21.12.12 12:02pm
custard cream
Sky News Mayan apocalypse coverage ends abruptly

no more soon...

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custard cream 21.12.12 11:55am
custard cream
Encouragement for soul searchers in US as one man confirms he has found his

no more soon...

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Not Amused 21.12.12 10:33am
Not Amused
Apple Maps still showing Earth after total apocalypse, complain Martians 0
cinquecento 21.12.12 10:28am
cinquecento
Mayan prophecy has lead to millions not bothering with Christmas this year

Or Retailers blame Mayan prophecy on poor Christmas sales figures. Retailers are hoping for a surge post the 21st December 2012. More soon...

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simonjmr 21.12.12 10:25am
simonjmr
Mayan calendar prevents REM from getting Christmas No 1 0
simonjmr 21.12.12 10:24am
simonjmr
Isle of Wight teacher slightly anxious that her calendar caused such bother

Doris Pemberthy, a primary school supply teacher on the Isle of Wight, has apologised about the bother caused by the calendar she created with class 9c., "It all seems to have got very out of hand",...

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Not Amused 21.12.12 10:16am
Not Amused
Michael Fish assures nation 'There's no "end of the world"on the way' 2
Lucy4 21.12.12 10:15am
Tripod
Mayans throw old calendar away, buy new one, wonder what all the fuss was about 0
Tripod 21.12.12 9:47am
Tripod
Primary School Advent Calendar researchers predict Armageddon on December 25th

Careful study of a Gruffalo-themed chocolate calendar has led many 7-year-old researchers to forecast "the end of the world" on December 25th. 'The Chocolate just runs out on Tuesday,' commented...

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The Bogs 21.12.12 9:35am
Midnight Dreary
Humanity finds comfort on day of apocalypse by remembering Bono will die as well 0
Idiot 21.12.12 9:28am
Idiot
Beach stolen from Filey.

Residents of the many retirement homes along Filey’s east coast shoreline awoke this morning to find the beach gone. CCTV footage revealed an operation at 2 am involving a group of men armed with...

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malgor 21.12.12 9:24am
dvo4fun
Met Office 'Amber rain warning' found to be urine

Which one works?...

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virtuallywill 21.12.12 9:24am
johnnydobbo
Male Christmas shoppers praying for Mayan apocalypse

The planet's males were today keeping their fingers crossed that the Mayan prophecy of the world ending comes true and they are relieved of the need to buy Christmas presents for their wives and...

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Long Distance Clara 21.12.12 9:19am
dvo4fun
Bible in hotel drawer predicts " I'm a Giddeon"

aye thankyou...

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Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 9:09am
Bourbon