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Horses for courses 0
Ablative Fabsolute 14.02.13 12:13pm
Ablative Fabsolute
MPs to give interviews in French mime lessons to stop them saying stupid things

Some hope!...

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Ian Searle 14.02.13 10:36am
Ian Searle
Millions of people complain about receiving anonymous messages through post 0
Ian Searle 14.02.13 10:27am
Ian Searle
"Well, at least I didn't do that," notes Lance Armstrong. 0
DrTurmoil 14.02.13 10:26am
DrTurmoil
Pistorius case ‘won’t stand up in court’... 0
Tripod 14.02.13 9:53am
Tripod
More Trouble Ahead After Supermarkets Are Accused Of Cashing In

"364 days till pancake day & Morrisons are already selling Eggs,Flour & milk." Said one incensed shopper...

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anhodika 14.02.13 9:34am
topfotogmw
"I don't remember a thing", claims Pistorious, "I was legless". 0
topfotogmw 14.02.13 9:17am
topfotogmw
Daily Mail warns readers of imminent crash in horse prices

(sorry Lens)...

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charlies_hat 14.02.13 9:03am
charlies_hat
Findus to sponsor race at Newmarket - the 29% steaks

would 'stakes' have been better here? That's my lot for the day - off to Basingstoke now...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:58am
lane-avenger
Pope found to contain 29% horse

.. may explain why he bolted. Other puns to follow soon. Apols if already done, you thing it must have been by now...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:58am
Tripod
M&S announce new Chimæra foods range

After it was announced this week that luxury supermarket chain Waitrose had joined the latest trend for 'posessed foods', with pork masquerading as beef, Marks & Spencer have risen to the...

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Squudge 14.02.13 8:45am
lane-avenger
Big fat cunt of the year awards

In third place, ‘alternative’ comedian Jimmy Carr for being involved in a scheme which allowed him to pay as little as one per cent tax by giving cash to a Jersey firm who loaned it back. Loans...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:40am
lane-avenger
Pistorius shooting: “Unlike Oscar”, says SA Police Chief, “this story has legs”. 0
Tripod 14.02.13 8:38am
Tripod
Spanish derby as Real Madrid plays Fake Madrid. 1
Maverick 14.02.13 8:32am
lane-avenger
Police warn of predators using flowers and chocolate to obtain sex

UK police have issued a ‘code red’ warning saying that the risk of being accosted by a sexual predator is the highest it has been in 364 days, and only just below the all-time high of the 1977...

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Yikes 14.02.13 8:28am
lane-avenger
Oscar Pistorius trains for biathlon by shooting girlfriend... 0
Tripod 14.02.13 8:22am
Tripod
South Korea PM unveils punch he says can hit North's leaders face 0
Dumbnews 14.02.13 7:42am
Dumbnews
Some thing about an animal contains 29% horse 4
Lens Cap 14.02.13 7:36am
Alan Sundry
Something someone said (preferably government) found to contain horse shit

[quote]Hdku...

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Lens Cap 14.02.13 7:35am
Alan Sundry
Gene Study Finds, Chimps, Humans 100 Percent the Same 0
Dumbnews 14.02.13 6:08am
Dumbnews
Eastleigh Labour candidate answers 'yes' to most asked question

With the Eastleigh by-election fast approaching, the Labour party have shown they are finally listening to the electorate. By selecting comedy writer John O'Farrell to stand in the constituency left...

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Perks 14.02.13 4:12am
Alan Sundry
Big fat cunt of the year awards

In third place, ‘alternative’ comedian Jimmy Carr for being involved in a scheme which allowed him to pay as little as one per cent tax by giving cash to a Jersey firm who loaned it back. Loans...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 4:11am
Alan Sundry
Newcastle man arrested for Cheick fraud 0
charlies_hat 13.02.13 9:15pm
charlies_hat
New EU law means new Pope may not be catholic 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.02.13 9:14pm
Scronnyglonkle
Vatican City Launches 'Papel', Online Redemption Service.

Pope Benedict XVI - rumored to have quit his vocation as God's chosen earthly servant because of bullying on twitter - has launched 'Papal', an online equivalent to the typical church donation bowl....

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TheModerator 13.02.13 8:53pm
TheModerator
John Terry signs 'childlike' books deal

England footballer John Terry is to write a series of fantasy books, publisher TallTales has announced. The Chelsea defender and captain will pen three books, called 'John's Magic Rubber Johnnies',...

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pinxit 13.02.13 8:44pm
lane-avenger
Latest CGI technology reconstructs Richard III's 'My kingdom for a horse' speech

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/kingdom_zps551e2796.jpg Bet you thought it was a meat gag eh?...

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pinxit 13.02.13 8:41pm
Username
Findus Crispy Pancake to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? 1
DustyBinLaden 13.02.13 8:04pm
Squudge
Pope resigned due to "disturbance in force"

More details have emerged about the Pope's surprise resignation. He's issued a Papal message explaining that he was training a young padawan Pope when he sensed a disturbance in the force as if...

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apepper 13.02.13 7:50pm
Squudge
Pope substitution racket uncovered. Benedict XVI found to be a little hoarse.

Neigh lad, neigh...

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Maverick 13.02.13 7:49pm
Maverick