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City built on Rock and Roll not structurally sound, say engineers 5
bonjonelson 3 years
Spurs pay out £3M compensation - Harry to get about £3M after tax 2
Midfield Diamond 3 years

., (the first of many on the same lines?)...

Government denies new surveillience law will be used...hold on... 0
Al OPecia 3 years

..someone at the doorer, back in 15 years...

Australian dingo now ‘most likely’ suspect in Maddie abduction, experts claim 4
Gary Stanton 3 years

A dingo dog, native to Australia, has emerged as the latest suspect in connection with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann from Portugal, according to reports . Detectives working on the McCann...

DEFRA issue 'Stampede Alert' for Olympic Opening Ceremony 0
FlashArry 3 years
End of hosepipe ban stops dilution crisis for Homeopaths 1
charlies_hat 3 years

Worried Homeopaths who have been forced to use 'dangerously low' levels of dilution are commending the decision to lift the hosepipe ban in areas of the UK. Many experts have recently voiced their...

Teacher suspended for inspiring students to greatness 3
kga6 3 years

A teacher in South London has been suspended after pupils left a class with more knowledge than they went in with. The headteacher has condemned the poor judgement of the experienced member of the...

Danny Boyle admits inclusion of abattoir may have been a step to far 1
Julian 3 years

More to follow...

Danny Boyle Ha Ha Ha 1
Scroat 3 years

More literary allusions soon...

Bitch arrested for littering 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Bender 'no substitute for Kuntz' says German manager 2
Haywood Manley 3 years
German Lars Bender emerges as school boys favourite Euro 2012 player 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Ratings latest: Spain downgraded to Uganda 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Euro 2012 commentator sacked for omissions 1
weeb52 3 years

BBC television commentator Mark Smarm has been sacked for a series of shocking omissions in his first two matches at Euro 2012. In the first game between Poland and Greece, Smarm completely failed in...

Rural Policy to be outsourced to Minister's Gamekeeper. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent 1
greigewart 3 years

Following recent spending cuts The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent: ...

Labour’s ‘progressive alliance’ founders after ELP walk out of talks 10
Skylarking 3 years

The Labour Party’s latest attempts to form a new ‘progressive alliance’ are close to collapse after both Greg Lake and Carl Palmer of Emerson Lake and Palmer walked out of negotiations...

Homeopathic forecaster predicts continued fine weather 0
Haywood Manley 3 years

Inspired by charlies_hat's earlier post...

Leveson and Hunt weary public demand recall of Parliament 0
medici2471 3 years
Queen's knock out for Murray shocks girlfriend 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Narnia requests bailout 7
apepper 3 years

The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The chairman of the Narnian Central Bank explained, "The problem is we don't...

Suicidal dessert chef makes a fool of himself 3
cinquecento 3 years

.., .., .., inspired by dumbnews...

World’s leading chemists set for “ultimate test” as Tour de France approaches 0
grumblechops 3 years
Enigma machine breaks Ministerial Code 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Grabriel "Delighted" As Prog Rock To Be Decriminalised 18
Duff 3 years

Lovers of the concept album and 20-minute epic rock song are said to be ecstatic today, as new legislation that will see controversial music genre Progressive Rock decriminalised is to be rushed...

Salmond's bank account hacked by Observer in bid to prove Scotsman are tight. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More racial sterotypes the noo...

Foot and Mouth a very real threat to Olympic opening ceremony admits Boyle 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cheryl Slams WAGs Class Of 2012 2
Duff 3 years

Pasty-munching princess of pop and nation's sweetheart, Cheryl Cole, has averted her judgly gaze from third-rate karaoke acts, and has now turned it on the England football team's current crop of...

Camerons make U-turn and return daughter to the pub 1
ianslat 3 years

David Cameron is today defending his decision to take his daughter Nancy back to the pub where she was accidentally left at the weekend. 'I know Ed Miliband is going to say this yet another a U-turn'...

Olympics opening: Track competitors unhappy with focus on field events 0
weematt 3 years