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weematt 21.10.12 3:50pm
Ironduke
Andrew Mitchell loses final of the Great British Eff-Off 0
weematt 20.10.12 11:33pm
weematt
Cloud shaped like Jimmy Saville's cock 'now inevitable' warn scientists.

More soon Yeah, I'm a bit drunk...

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Qoxiivi 21.10.12 5:36pm
Squudge
Cameron denies calling the Cabinet "F***ing morons!"

..more soon...

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Squudge 20.10.12 8:19pm
Squudge
Health Lottery 'winner' disappointed to discover prize is trip to gum clinic 0
quango 20.10.12 4:39pm
quango
Victorious Ed Balls climbs aboard Frankel bandwaggon

Chancellor-in-waiting, Ed Balls, slapped down £2 cash this afternoon to pay for a canny £1 each way bet on super-horse Frankel. And the great star duly obliged with his unmatched fourteenth win in...

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20.10.12 3:45pm
Resurgence of Surrealism due to predictive text, says OED 1
pinxit 20.10.12 8:05pm
Username
Banker found dead with épée in rectum. Police say he was 'ring-fenced'. 0
pinxit 20.10.12 2:56pm
pinxit
After night spent drinking in German pub, man wakes up with awful Hannover 1
pinxit 20.10.12 3:15pm
jimmydodger
'Thinking out of the box' to be discouraged, says Funeral Directors Union 0
pinxit 20.10.12 2:53pm
pinxit
After recent events, makers of Peperami pull launch of new range ad campaign...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/peperami.jpg...

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pinxit 29.10.12 11:34am
Oxbridge
Miliband claims moral high ground on inter-city rail travel

Ed Miliband scaled Primrose Hill early today to claim Labour was the party of morally decent inter-city rail travel. Flanked by close family friends, PC Bob Blunt and WPC Ron Noblet, Mr Miliband...

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20.10.12 1:03pm
Motorway police

taser drunken Irish coffin carrying gravedigger John O Farrell this morning,after he brought the M25 to a standstill.O Farrell a well known alcoholic part time gravedigger and failed comedian,was...

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Flumpoflipperhomostripper 20.10.12 10:47am
Flumpoflipperhomostripper
Wardrobe malfunction expert celebrates return of Girls Aloud 0
20.10.12 10:37am
“Strictly 2013” explore pairing Clare Balding with Frankel? 1
20.10.12 3:41pm
Dick Everyman
Ugly scenes at Klingon-themed wedding 0
LittleSpender 20.10.12 10:30am
LittleSpender
Cockney penthouse dweller sued by Apple for referring to it as it his 'igh pad.

groan worthy, innit?...

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weematt 20.10.12 10:25am
weematt
Boris defends closure of 17 London Fire Stations

'People can no longer afford fire'...

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tedweasel 20.10.12 9:53am
tedweasel
Blaze destroys Lexington Airport

Witnesses describe Kentucky fried check-in...

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Scroat 20.10.12 9:50am
Scroat
Girls Aloud Reunion contravenes Geneva Convention says Red Cross. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.10.12 9:49am
dominic_mcg
"For the entree Monsieur, I suggest the Checkin" 0
dvo4fun 20.10.12 8:30am
dvo4fun
Check-in tickers miss Allah due to dodgy curry

Staff who failed to register a leading Muslim cleric as he boarded a flight to Iraq have been suspended say Etihad Airways., But union officials hit back ,saying staff had been forced to leave their...

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Uncle Bertie 20.10.12 9:34am
sigmund
Osborne pays fare after ticket inspector's "I know where you live mate" jibe 0
dvo4fun 20.10.12 8:13am
dvo4fun
Fairground attraction without enough prizes to give out was a coconut shy

More coconuts soon...

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Uncle Bertie 09.12.15 11:04am
Wrenfoe
Isle of Wight sofa company integrates ZX81 RAM-packs

Shanklin based furniture company Davies & Sons has launched a revolutionary new sofa which includes an integrated docking station for Sinclair ZX81 RAM-packs which now allow lounging sofa users...

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antharrison 20.10.12 11:11am
button
UN report finds billions suffering from slow, expensive and unreliable Internet 1
Dumbnews 22.10.12 10:43pm
Dumbnews
Eppur sono plebei...

overheard in Downing Street...

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Awkward Facts 19.10.12 11:08pm
Awkward Facts
Smaller iPad, bigger iPhone: gadgets will converge, in 2014, to become ‘iFad’... 0
Tripod 19.10.12 9:48pm
Tripod
Disatisfied consumers switch from uSwitch

Millions of online users of price comparison web site uSwitch are switching over to rival price comparison websites following price comparisons by other price comparison websites. Online polls...

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Dick Everyman 19.10.12 9:37pm
Dick Everyman
Why did the airport traveller cross the road? To get to the check in.

Tenuous neat-o...

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button 19.10.12 8:50pm
button