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Energy bills slashed as South East wind turbines increase production 1
Coco 28.10.13 10:45pm
Titus
Cross-dressers put cocks back 1
Squudge 28.10.13 10:21pm
sponge finger
White House resolves to respect CIA's privacy in future

The White House will "absolutely" keep its surveillance operations private in future, spokesperson Jon Jones confirmed today. The announcement follows revelations that US secret services had tapped...

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Sir Lupus 28.10.13 9:48pm
Sir Lupus
Qatar denies corruption after successful Winter Olympics bid 2
antharrison 28.10.13 9:47pm
apepper
Alex Salmond: "After the storm in England, not nearly enough were killed"

I wouldn't be surprised...

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AReader 28.10.13 8:17pm
AReader
Londoners shocked by "plant pot massacre"

As this reporter travelled through the streets of Hackney, he was met only with with a wall of silence, pierced by sobbing cries of "My Geraniums, my geraniums..". Mrs Hunter is one of the many...

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tomholder 28.10.13 7:49pm
tomholder
Second-Hand Car Dealer Prosecuted For Putting Clocks Back 0
Titus 28.10.13 7:25pm
Titus
Morrissey to sue himself after autobiography exposes him as compete tosser 4
ronseal 28.10.13 7:12pm
Squudge
Sales of lentils and digestives soar as UK prepares for 'budget Halloween'

Trick-or-treaters have been advised to expect less Haribo, chocolate and money on their rounds this year, after retailers announced 'record sales' of Cup-a-soups, tinned sauerkraut and assorted...

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Jesus H 28.10.13 7:09pm
Jesus H
fart in a colander

my final word on the topic...

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Squudge 28.10.13 6:39pm
Squudge
Storm blames media hype for 'performance anxiety'

more soon will turn into a sub later...

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Squudge 28.10.13 6:34pm
Squudge
Daily Mail: "Storm caused by wind farm overproduction"

More to follow...

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apepper 28.10.13 6:10pm
apepper
Brave Dave hires Cowell in election shake-up

In an unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has joined forces with entertainment mogul, Simon Cowell, in a frantic bid to brainwash more teens into polling booths during the 2015 general election....

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KateWritesStuff 28.10.13 6:10pm
Oxbridge
Geography Lesson For National Newspaper Readers And TV Viewers

"In England" = it happened in central London, "Country-wide" = it also happened in outer London, "World-wide" = it happened in London and the Home Counties, "Univeral" = and Berkshire...

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Titus 28.10.13 6:08pm
Titus
Lou Reed's day 'far from perfect' 2
Oxbridge 28.10.13 6:08pm
Oxbridge
Daily Mirror: Terror as False Widow spider jumps from falling tree 0
Loundshay 28.10.13 6:02pm
Loundshay
National Shortage Of Teacups As Storm Is Contained

Hat tip to Tripod...

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Titus 28.10.13 5:47pm
Titus
HS2 ‘All That Stands Between Us and Zombie Apocalypse’ says latest business case

A new Government report has concluded that failing to invest in HS2 would "significantly increase the risk of a zombie apocalypse, cause widespread ecological disaster and may also lead to weekend...

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deceangli 28.10.13 4:51pm
deceangli
Lou Reed has less than perfect day... 1
Nowherefast 28.10.13 4:27pm
A.A.Arkwright
Mafia set to reveal how they put horses head in man's bed without waking him

One of the great mysteries of the age will be revealed on Monday, when Luigi - The Chin - Gigante reveals his jealously guarded secret for horse head secretion. Fans and critics of organised crime...

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ronseal 28.10.13 3:22pm
ronseal
Satanic Church claim heterosexuality is “curable”

Heterosexuals across the globe have been up arms today as the Satanic church made a statement suggesting that heterosexuality was simply a “vice” which could be cured. The church purports to...

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TobiasBV 28.10.13 2:55pm
deceangli
Franklin Mint to issue a Storm 2013 commemorative coin collection. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.10.13 2:21pm
dominic_mcg
Excessive wind forecast as Coulson and Brooks trial starts 6
Not Amused 28.10.13 11:58am
Not Amused
‘Weather catastrophic’, reports Teacup Weekly... 1
Tripod 28.10.13 11:40am
Titus
Man "genuinely" thought Lou Reed was old copy of Private Eye annual in toilet 3
nickb 28.10.13 11:39am
CulchaVulcha
Heavy wind disrupts pub's curry night 0
Lens Cap 28.10.13 11:17am
Lens Cap
'After These Gales, A Windfall Tax Would Bankrupt Us' Say Energy Companies 0
Titus 28.10.13 10:28am
Titus
Squall in Home Counties, not many dead... 1
Tripod 28.10.13 10:24am
Titus
Nation Not Quite Devastated As Wave Of Litotes Sweeps Across UK 2
Titus 28.10.13 10:22am
Titus
Storms Due To Tory Privatisation Of The Weather Claim Labour

Storms Due To Inadequate Investment By Labour Say Tories (- yawn)...

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Titus 28.10.13 10:20am
Titus