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Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States 3
HIGNFY 3 years

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of the favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed to the UK. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in...

WMDs don't kill people, George Bush and his Poodle kill people, says Iran 1
ronseal 3 years
Syria promises UN to pay it's dairy farmers more. 0
wallster 3 years

Another victory for international diplomacy. Nod to Medici...

UN victory - Syria agrees to just shoot and bomb its own people. 0
medici2471 3 years
Gigantic Glace Cherry Found At North Pole 0
Reg Herring 3 years

Dr Dave Hamburger said: “we currently don’t know what’s going on, but it seems the earth could be a Belgian Bun floating in space.”...

G4S recruit Bradley Wiggins now he has his own hi-vis shirt. 1
riesler 3 years

more security soon...

April Fool Pranks To Be Outlawed 0
Reg Herring 3 years

April Fool’s day celebrations are to be moved to the first Monday in May the government announced today, in a bid to quietly slip in some bad news following Bradley Wiggins’ riding a bike fast...

Bradley Wiggins refused membership of The Pickwick Club 0
pinxit 3 years

With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins with a dismissive snub from the establishment, in the form...

'Games lane' on M4 closed for 3 weeks for essential maintenance 0
charlies_hat 3 years
White Star Line faces legal action after RMS Olympic found to breach copyright. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
London braces for the opening of the 2012 Paralytic Olympics 6
JohnA 3 years

Competitors from all over the world are converging on London as the 2012 Paralytic Games gets into full swing. With competition tight for the medals, the paraletes have been in top training for this...

After Le tour win, Tony Blair calls for Tony Blair to light Olympic cauldron 0
simonjmr 3 years
After a great Sunday for British sport, John Terry seen sporting new haircut 0
pinxit 3 years

You can see it [url=]here[/url]...

Bradley Wiggins in cross-bar scandal 0
Sinnick 3 years

ah, the old jokes ....

Wiggins bicycle "Felt left out of Tour victory celebration" 0
Drylaw 3 years

Amid the champagne-popping and jubilant celebrations on the Champs Elysees yesterday one individual felt a frisson of bitterness - Bradley Wiggins' bicycle. "Let's face it, we bikes do half the...

Britain's Olympians aim for gold after demotivational speech by office worker 9
3 years

Britain’s Olympic hopefuls are even more determined to justify their selection, after a long and rambling speech by an office worker described the misery of a more mundane existence. Dave Simister...

Wiggins to miss Olympics due to Le Tour lap of honour 5
custard cream 3 years
Tour de France delivery recipient unhappy with contents 0
pitflaps 3 years

The intended recipient of this year’s round France courier race has refused to sign for his parcel. The conclusion of the annual Gallic cycle marathon following 3 weeks of gruelling competition...

The Empire Backs Strike : evil henchmen vote for walk out during Olympics 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Seamus O'Lympic in brand infringement battle with LOCOG 0
Scroat 3 years

More soon, to be sure. And the top of the morning to you...

John Terry 'over the moon' to have won Tour De France 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
“Pull the udder one” as cows join in dispute over milk prices 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Protests over the price paid by supermarkets to milk suppliers spread today as cows staged a series of lightening strikes. Around the country herds of cows held back their milk claiming poor rewards...

Population of Newcastle-upon-Tyne to be deported "to balance the books". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Obama To Colorado Mourners: "I'm Sorry, I Really Am, But I Got Shit To Do" 0
Textbook 3 years

American president Barack Obama briefly flew to Colorado today to make a speech addressing the tragic massacre of 12 cinema goers who had attended a premiere screening of the new Batman films., Full...

Halfords to sell new bikes with part exchange of tennis rackets. 0
Perks 3 years

more sporting bandwagon soon...

Coe asks Bill and Ben to write Locogblog 0
nickb 3 years
Serious Fraud Office find giant mattress floating off coast of Cayman Islands. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
London Olympics cancelled out of respect as man gets fifth divorce 0
kga6 3 years
‘Gibberish’ rail poster was ‘from the English yours faithfully reproductive’ 9
3 years

Rail bosses have defended a series of Arabic warning posters that made little sense, claiming they were translated correctly from the original gibberish. Experts had complained that the posters were...

G4S Boss Nick Buckles Admits His Mullet Is `Humiliating Shambles’ 4
tom pride 3 years

[i]Private security company set to lose £50m from £284m Olympics contract after admitting it cannot supply enough security personnel with decent haircuts.[/i] The G4S chief executive, Nick...