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Niqab wearing frog was actually prince 0
RJWinter 2 years
French niqab wearers shown no merci 4
beau-jolly 2 years
Shocking Trophy Wife Taxidermy Fad 1
rikkor 2 years
Kevin Rowland assassin guilty of genocide 0
Runestone Cowboy 2 years
Endorphins the next "legal high" to be criminalised 0
arthurminnit 2 years
It's a turn-up for London 2012 Gold medals "Just turn up" says Coe 2
dvo4fun 2 years

Prompted by the recent World Athletics Championship debacle, when popular favourite Usain Bolt was disqualified from the 100 metre final after a false start, Chairman of the London Olympic Committee...

Global financial market is just Yvette Fielding 2
ArseBiscuit 2 years

http://www.whereandnow.com/inc/thumbnail.php?img=../media/images/articles/93.jpg&height=195&width=299 The world’s important Financial type people were tapped on the shoulder last night and...

Times Atlas omits 'humourless' America from new edition 2
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SIMON COWELL TO BLAME FOR THE RETURN OF TRAVELLERS TO DALE FARM. 0
delightfullyodd 2 years

WITH the barricades coming down and the eviction of the travellers from Dale Farm to take place on Friday, many travellers performed a U-turn and decided to head back to their pitches. However, the...

Chaos as satellite crashes into satellite crash control centre 2
antharrison 2 years
Newly discovered superluminal particles to be named 'badnewsons' 0
Nick McCarr 2 years
Pope latest "I, for one, don't know what to suggest". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 2 years
Superluminal reasonably priced CERN particles "driven by the Stig". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 2 years

No, I am not going to explain it...

Ovalteen makers sued for ageism 0
witless 2 years

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Corporate manager seduces women with tales of "fighting fires" 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Restorative Justice turns children soft claims top Cage-Fighter 2
Midfield Diamond 2 years

A storm of outrage has blown up after two Alderley Edge schoolboys were filmed sorting out their classroom differences by restorative justice techniques. Egged on by a watching adult audience, the...

BT says it DID deliver £12 bn IT system to NHS but no one in 1
ronseal 2 years

BY has told the NHS that it was unable to deliver its promised £12.8 billion computer system, but that the NHS was welcome to try and set up a new appointment. Its engneers say they left a 'While...

Gadaffi-family hunters shot wrong man. Last words "Hey man, I'm safe" 0
dvo4fun 2 years
USA declares war on atmosphere for destroying satellite 0
RJWinter 2 years
McIntyre proves how shit he is with 3 month sell-out tour 9
Gerontius 2 years

Would be comedians and second rate satirists were cheering loudly today after much maligned comic Michael McIntyre proved just how right they all are to question his comic timing by quitting as a...

Georgia judge pardons white rappers for murdering black art form 2
Des Custard 2 years

Georgia judge Thomas Peters caused controversy today by pardoning a group of white rappers who had been found guilty of murdering the hip hop genre. While the majority of American states enforce...

Newsbiscuit contributor dies of heart-failure... 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 2 years

‘he had a dodgy ticker’ say medics...

Vast Reserves of Seaside Fun Discovered in Blackpool 11
TokyoTomato 2 years

The UK tourist industry is gearing up for a bonanza after huge reserves of seaside fun were discovered in and around Blackpool in the north-west of England. If fully developed the find could...

Spin the Bottle Ouija board slammed by spirit of deceased Puritan 0
gaijintendo 2 years

Teenagers defend the new game saying "fingering a spirit is not the same as necrophilia. Nobody is getting hurt here. Can't you old people just move along and complain about heating bills?"...

Putting fighting children in cages "likely to catch on". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 2 years
Spaghetti, shit compared in fan-metaphor test 1
nickb 2 years

As metaphors go, the one about a highly messy semi-solid hitting a rotary ventilating device has always divided users along decency lines.  Who among us has decided to use the shit version, only to...

Government stockpiles excuses in readiness for flu vaccine shortage 1
spoole2112 2 years

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Jane Fonda to donate skin to the American people. 2
nickb 2 years

She’s an actress, an agitator and a ceaseless campaigner for worth-it older women. Now, in what many see as the culmination of a brilliant career, Jane Fonda is to donate her total skin area to a...

S&P reduce credit rating for Yorkshire to A-up 4
bonjonelson 2 years
Feild Of Funny Phalluses Found In Formby 0
Duff 2 years

A farmer from Formby on Mersyside who was harvesting fields of root vegetables got more than he bargained for, and was completely flabbergasted when it was discovered that every single one of them...