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Ebola goes viral 1
cinquecento 25.08.14 3:50pm
Ref Minor
Ark goes digital as Noah nominates elephant as onboard memory 1
sydalg 25.08.14 3:09pm
Titus
Porn addict who's seen it all before has constant sense of déjà vulva 0
sydalg 25.08.14 2:56pm
sydalg
Study shows African healthcare the cause of death for most Ebola patients 0
Bigglesworth 25.08.14 2:52pm
Bigglesworth
ALS Self Immolation Challenge craze sweeps Asia 1
cinquecento 25.08.14 2:35pm
cinquecento
Highly Infectious Disease With No Known Cure Brought into Central London

Terrorists say even they are not that bonkers. The Government claim responsibility but have not issued demands...

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Dun Dunkin 25.08.14 2:15pm
RobArmstrong
US Ebola missionary saved by "advanced experimental prayer"

US missionary Dr Kent Bradley was said today to be recovering at home after being given the all-clear after beating a nasty case of Ebola he picked up while working as a missionary in Liberia....

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bonjonelson 25.08.14 1:40pm
bonjonelson
Jihaded John was never the same after Julie ran off with Gordon

Julie, the ex girlfriend of the embittered misanthrope known as Jihaded John, has opened her heart to Newsbiscuit about the on-off romance that turned a failure into a fundamentalist. Serialised...

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ronseal 25.08.14 12:31pm
ronseal
Ebola Brit changes name to William Poorley 0
custard cream 25.08.14 12:16pm
custard cream
One in five families too poor to endure misery of bank holiday daytrip

A report commissioned by Barnardo’s has revealed that the undiluted torment of a bank holiday daytrip is now out of the reach of many UK families. ‘A family of four taking a trip from London to...

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harrypalmer 25.08.14 11:52am
harrypalmer
Cameron praises new import deal with Sierra Leone 1
RobArmstrong 25.08.14 11:28am
RobArmstrong
David Attenborough pays tribute: ‘He wasn’t heavy’ 0
beckfordburger 25.08.14 11:27am
beckfordburger
Attenborough had been a bit Dickie for a while. 0
MADJEZ 25.08.14 11:18am
MADJEZ
The rest of the world needs to stop depressing us, complains UK‏

Just as the Summer Hols passes its zenith, many British holidaymakers have been left frustrated by the international community's failure to 'chill out' and 'enjoy the start of the Premiership season'...

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Wrenfoe 25.08.14 10:41am
Wrenfoe
Bruce Lee alive and well and working at Lidl in Chatham

Martial arts fans the world over were punching the air with delight today following news that Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee is alive and still very much kicking and working at a branch of the cut price...

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Robopop 25.08.14 9:58am
IABP 2
Researchers link Ice Bucket Challenge to ALS!!

Researchers at Oxford have found a shocking link between people who have carried out the Ice Bucket Challenge and the increased chance of developing amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) later on in...

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hardev 25.08.14 9:35am
hardev
Operation Yewtree unearths historic abuse of a beloved 'immaculate' celebrity.

Operation Yewtree has opened an investigation into remarkable claims that an underage Nazareth girl was the victim of historic child abuse. According to some highly questionable accounts written by...

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Crayon 25.08.14 9:32am
kga6
British Ebola patient still waiting to be admitted to NHS hospital 2
Mandy Lifeboat 25.08.14 8:51am
godly1966
EU rules that using a strimmer at 7am on a Sunday does not constitute gardening. 2
Crayon 25.08.14 8:36am
vulture1
BBC News reporter refers to UK as "The Republic"

Ooops, not quite yet love...

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vulture1 25.08.14 8:34am
vulture1
Bap to becomes roll model for buns. 1
Ian Searle 25.08.14 8:32am
vulture1
BBC News reporter says bringing Ebola victim into London "Totally safe"

Sorry, not made up, that one actually happened...

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vulture1 25.08.14 8:29am
vulture1
Man Who Started Ice Bucket Challenge Wanted to Prove People are Sheep

"Its all for chaaaaritii" said smash and nicey...

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Dun Dunkin 25.08.14 7:31am
Dun Dunkin
London Boroughs To Sacrifice Children To Prevent Spread of Witchcraft of Ebola 0
Dun Dunkin 25.08.14 6:13am
Dun Dunkin
GP Told Man with Ebola He Just had a Heavy Cold 0
Dun Dunkin 25.08.14 6:12am
Dun Dunkin
God nominates Jesus for Ice Bucket Challenge

Nearly 2000 years after his last appearance on earth, Jesus has been tasked by his Father, the Holy Sprit, to perform the Ice Bucket Challenge. Two millennia after he saved mankind with his...

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suki 25.08.14 3:02am
suki
Best Way To Keep UK Ebola Free Is To bring In Patient Carrying It, say Experts. 0
IABP 2 24.08.14 11:06pm
IABP 2
♪♫ Galileo, will you do the fandango? 6
Squudge 24.08.14 9:50pm
Squudge
aviation experts look to Malasian Airlines for lead on Icelandic eruption

More bad decisions later...

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throngsman 24.08.14 9:02pm
throngsman
Confetti Bucket Challenge launched to raise awareness of sick clowns. 0
Adrian Bamforth 24.08.14 8:40pm
Adrian Bamforth