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Campaign to market cheese biscuits without cheese launched

'We're a mainstay of the British manufacturing economy,' stated the managing director of one of Britain's largest manufacturers of cheese biscuits, 'and come Autumn, with the drawing in of the...

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throngsman 28.03.14 11:16am
throngsman
Sky news introduce ball by ball coverage of Clifford trial 0
custard cream 28.03.14 10:02am
custard cream
Typo leads to mandatory porn for teenagers 0
Not Amused 28.03.14 9:34am
Not Amused
Black Box from Gordon Brown's government located

After years of intensive searching, a team of scientists believe that they have located the 'black box' at the heart of the Labour government during Gordon Brown's premiership from 2007 to 2010....

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NewBiscuit 28.03.14 9:29am
Squudge
Michael Portillo appointed new RMT Union boss

A delighted and surprised Mr Portillo said: “I think the selection committee appreciated my passion for the railways and my determination to protect the safety and interests of RMT members.”...

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farmer giles 28.03.14 9:05am
godly1966
One third of Britons 'not pulling their weight' says report

A report into obesity has highlighted that up to one third of Britons are not overweight. 'It's a scandal', said weight minister Eric Pickles. 'We are a country that likes to punch above its weight,...

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throngsman 28.03.14 8:57am
throngsman
British people now so heavy we're sinking into the sea claims study

A shocking new study carried out by the General Medical Council in association with the Environment Agency has concluded that Britain now contains so many clinically obese people that the country is...

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bookiesfriend 28.03.14 8:43am
bookiesfriend
Cat cull ordered by Environment Agency

Responding to the Daily Mail report that cats can spread TB amongst humans, the Government has today ordered a trial cull of cats in selected areas of the country. Dog owners will be permitted to...

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Andy Gilder 28.03.14 8:34am
Andy Gilder
Korean dogs "must be groomed like Kim Jong Un" before cooking 0
sydalg 28.03.14 8:17am
sydalg
‘Read my lips’, says God, ‘I don’t give a toss about your team’...

God has cleared up a common misunderstanding among football supporters. ‘Let me make this plain”, said God, with an air of finality, ‘I don’t answer prayers about the football team you happen...

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Tripod 28.03.14 8:03am
deceangli
Eric Pickles seen eating chips out of copy of obesity report 1
throngsman 28.03.14 8:02am
deceangli
Jack tired of 'thinking outside the box'. I just get shoved back in 0
Not Amused 28.03.14 7:54am
Not Amused
Cats unite with badgers in bid to destroy humanity.

Feel free to add...

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miked10270 28.03.14 7:54am
Underconstruction
Schools to examine before teaching

Schools minister David Laws announced a new strategy aimed at making 'Gove seem rational' earlier today. 'My idea,' he said in a news conference, 'is to make schoolchildren take exams before they are...

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throngsman 28.03.14 7:54am
Squudge
Egyptian Courts & Danish Zookeepers To Assist with Proposed Cull Of Bankers 1
Titus 28.03.14 7:37am
Dick Everyman
National Lottery lauch 'Fat Chance' scratch cards to tackle obesity crisis.

It could happen...

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spoole2112 28.03.14 7:14am
Gerontius
Korean men terrified Kim Jong Un will switch to mullet 0
sydalg 28.03.14 12:41am
sydalg
North Korean men told to 'look a bit paunchy and not old enough for their job'. 1
Electrelane 27.03.14 11:07pm
Smart Alex
Quantum physicist attempting DIY worries about the true nature of particle board 0
Smart Alex 27.03.14 11:03pm
Smart Alex
Particle or wave? "Make your fucking mind up light!" says Hawking. 0
Maverick 27.03.14 10:44pm
Maverick
Inquiry to turn energy market "upside down". Now to be known as "the Big 9" 0
Andy Gilder 27.03.14 10:00pm
Andy Gilder
Coldplay release 'somewhat long-winded' cover version of 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' 2
Idiot 27.03.14 9:17pm
Sinnick
Skeleton found in carpark "only a pretender" 0
sydalg 27.03.14 9:08pm
sydalg
obesity report ain't over until the fat lady sings, says Susan Boyle 0
throngsman 27.03.14 9:04pm
throngsman
Russian leaders in fear of rendition as US prepares new Guantanamoski 0
Dick Everyman 27.03.14 9:04pm
Dick Everyman
'Big six' call for an inquiry into calls for an inquiry into the energy market

The ‘big six’ energy firms have called for an inquiry into the calls for an inquiry into competition in the industry. A report by Ofgem has asked for an investigation by the Competition and...

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James Pluside 27.03.14 9:02pm
throngsman
UK software house launches 'map my invasion'

Following on from the success of 'map my run', 'map my walk' and 'map my pub crawl' a British software house has launched a new product aimed at megalomaniacs everywhere. 'It's really challenging...

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throngsman 27.03.14 8:19pm
throngsman
Obesity ‘now the norm’, says sylph-like Eric Pickles... 0
Tripod 27.03.14 7:26pm
Tripod
Witness tells police it was "2 inches max" 2
Underconstruction 27.03.14 7:23pm
Titus
Dangerous Dongs Act "might have stopped Clifford" 0
bonjonelson 27.03.14 7:16pm
bonjonelson