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Cruise ship captains face mullet crackdown in the wake of Concordia disaster. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More style crimes soon...

'Wanker' features on episode of Countdown - C4 deny return of Des O'Connor 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Costa Coffee 'taking on water' 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Costa Coffee holed below the water line on hidden 'Frappucino' ice cube. "Danger Wet Floor, Slip Hazard" signs put in place by staff. More soon...

Katie Price installs public viewing area in Stargazing Live misunderstanding 0
simonjmr 3 years
Supermarkets employing two workers for the price of one 1
roybland 3 years
High Court rules that old church can return to complete obscurity 1
roybland 3 years

An old church, St Paul's Cathedral in the City of London, has the right to return to its usual state of compete obscurity, the High Court has ruled. The City of London Corporation yesterday won its...

Wiff Waff and waiter baiting: who could resist a Boris Island holiday? 0
Clarky 3 years

Visitors to Boris Island will discover a world so unbelievable it could almost be a fantasy, writes our travel writer. Situated in the unique Thames Estuary, Boris Island, dubbed the latest...

Wiff Waff and mistresses on tap: who could resist a Boris Island holiday? 8
Clarky 3 years

Visitors to Boris Island will discover a world so unbelievable it could almost be a fantasy, writes our travel writer. Situated in the unique Thames Estuary, Boris Island, dubbed the latest...

'Huge amounts of interest' as Wonga.com enters the mortgage market 10
Perks 3 years

Internet payday lender Wonga.com, has announced it has decided to expand into the mortgage market. The move comes as it becomes increasingly difficult for people to get a mortgage without at least a...

‘Imagine a world without free porn’, says blacked-out Wikipedia 2
Oxbridge 3 years

The organisers of the online encyclopedia Wikipedia have warned web surfers that proposed legislation in the US may take us ‘back to the dark ages’ when it was necessary to pay to see womens’...

NHS Bill found abandoned on a hospital trolley outside A&E 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
NHS reforms ‘a right carry on’ says doctors and nurses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Waiting list for Andrew Lansley’s resignation continues to grow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government tell apprentice scheme heads ‘You’re fired’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Willy Wonka signs LA Galaxy deal 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
NHS bill faces lengthy wait before being put into operation 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Missing John Muscle case latest, DNA traces found in neighbour's pipework. 0
Immunis 3 years
Spy rock uncovered! The Ruskies get their quarry 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

It was given away by wearing a tuxedo...

New London Airport may be built on the site of Boris Johnson's [f**king!] ego 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more [billions]later. Hurrah...

A child named Fellatio 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

A couple from Somerset have sparked controversy after naming their newborn son Fellatio. Explaining the thought process behind their decision, the child's mother told reporters: 'Initially, my...

Michael Gove ‘Likely to just get flowers’ for Queen after yacht idea rejected 14
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

After seeing his suggestion of celebrating the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee by building a new royal yacht, at a cost to the taxpayer of £60m, rejected, Michael Gove has admitted that there is now...

Ken Livingstone sentenced to 21 years in captivity on Boris Island 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Ken Livingstone sentenced to 21 years in captivity on Boris Island...

Luton revealed as Occupy protest camp 5
Long Distance Clara 3 years

Following a high court decision to evict the Occupy London protesters from outside St Paul’s Cathedral, media outlets were surprised when residents of the Bedfordshire town of Luton vowed to...

Visitors enjoy boost to self-esteem at zoo for obese animals 22
3 years

A West Midland zoo is witnessing record numbers of visitors, after deciding to fatten up all its animals with cakes. Solihull zoological park is the first sanctuary for obese animals, and members of...

Jabba the hut to come out of retirement for 2012 Olympic Basketball 0
simonjmr 3 years
Flashers to face stiff penalties 0
Major Clanger 3 years
Internet to become literate by 2013. 2
Boutros 3 years

Just as semi-literate bookstore Waterstones, citing a need for "a more versatile and practical spelling in the digital world of URLs and email addresses" loses an apostrophe, enlightened Internet...

Cameron to urge the poor to stop breathing 1
grottymonty 3 years

In an attempt to meet the Kyoto protocol targets on CO2 emissions, David Cameron will call on the poor to stop wasting oxygen and creating unnecessary carbon dioxide. "These people are nothing but a...

'PC' meteorologist forecasts tricky driving in "Academically Challenged" fog. 7
dvo4fun 3 years
Wogan accused of ripping off dyslexics with high interest loans. More soon. 15
dominic_mcg 3 years