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Peter Andre "No hard feelings, I'll look after the kids while Pryce serves time"

more later...

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dvo4fun 08.03.13 5:19pm
dvo4fun
Channel 4 reveal 1980's film caused the Hindenburg disaster

If you don't get it watch 4od!...

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Scronnyglonkle 08.03.13 4:56pm
Titus
Hugo Chavez to receive posthumous Vicky Pollard Award. 0
Drylaw 08.03.13 3:57pm
Drylaw
MOD to arm Syrian Free Army with Groupon deals 0
custard cream 08.03.13 3:52pm
custard cream
Audience treated for shock as Justin Bieber confounds Grim Reaper 0
custard cream 08.03.13 3:48pm
custard cream
Jeremy Hunt: My “Coasting” Will Cost Lives

Jeremy Hunt will today launch a scathing attack on himself claiming that he is endangering lives through “coasting” – blaming frontline staff for the NHS’s problems as a way to avoid...

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08.03.13 1:47pm
Tragedy as Justin Bieber recovers in hospital 8
Oxbridge 08.03.13 1:19pm
Squudge
AkzoNobel, trading as Dulux, launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

Perfect comedy post - arguably original, and stunningly accurate in its knowledge of the paint industry. Roll over, Peter Cook!...

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fink 08.03.13 12:50pm
Dulux launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

I am running out of ideas :(...

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Perks 08.03.13 12:42pm
Grantham pigeons 'really looking forward to shitting on Thatcher statue' 3
Idiot 08.03.13 12:38pm
Scroat
Middle-aged men 'disappointed' 19 year old boy not dead

"He knows to much"...

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08.03.13 12:35pm
beau-jolly
Rooneys Prostitute Retires from Exhaustion.

Romanda Hips, a 63 yr old prostitute from Manchester has announced her retirement from 'street life' citing the insatiable appetites of Wayne Rooney. "I just cannot cope anymore" she says, whilst...

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OliverMcPhee 08.03.13 12:02pm
OliverMcPhee
Lib Dems call for more private prisons for Lib Dems 0
nickb 08.03.13 11:40am
nickb
Prince Charles has thicker ear than usual

After casually mentioning 'glass cases' to his mother over breakfast...

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Scroat 08.03.13 10:53am
Scroat
Man seen lurking outside school gate was there on legitimate business say police

Police in Greater Manchester moved quickly to assure concerned parents that a man seen lurking outside the Potters Lane Primary School in Stockport was there to sell drugs and was not a paedophile.,...

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Gerontius 08.03.13 10:39am
fink
British Legion: UK Military pull-out from Germany “maybe a bit too soon”

Plans to withdraw remaining UK troops from Germany by the end of the decade have been criticised by hardliners within the UK’s nostalgia community. “This is just what the Hun has been waiting...

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dvo4fun 08.03.13 10:21am
Yikes
Horologist on third date hopes to 'wind-up in bed.' 0
sigmund 08.03.13 10:18am
sigmund
Justin Bieber treated for singing difficulties during London O2 performance

IronDuke, haven't you got something to help the little chap ?, Pentobarbital, or just a 12-bore ?...

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Sinnick 08.03.13 10:02am
Sinnick
Liverpool Council will struggle to sell houses for £1.00 warn locals

Liverpool Council have been accused of racketeering after trying to sell houses in the city for as much as a £1.00, Locals say what the city needs is more affordable housing and that offering...

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Gerontius 08.03.13 9:03am
Dick Everyman
Moon faced man found on Moon

http://newspace2011.spacefrontier.org/media/images/speaker_images/Robert__Bob__Richards_-_CEO__Moon_Express_1_small_1.jpg An exploratory dig of the suface of the moon in a search for minerals has...

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Dick Everyman 08.03.13 8:59am
Dick Everyman
Election fever? Shitting voters? Double-sided bigot tape’s a musk!

Squitting in the poll department? Curled out [url=http://www.grocotts.co.za/files/story_photos/Ward%2010%20office%20001_1.website.jpg] empty in the ballots?[/url] Its...

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youbuyitnow 08.03.13 8:38am
Yikes
Vicky Pryce: It's the name of the game

In the new revamped edition of Mr and Mrs, Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce tried in vain to Pass the Buck to each other. The Tipping Point came when Mrs Pryce refused to Play Your Cards Right and The...

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irreverendJ 08.03.13 8:21am
irreverendJ
Tracey Emin picks up CBE for 'just pissing about'

Tracey Emin yesterday became the first person in Britain to receive the CBE for just piss arsing around. 'Obviously, I'm honoured but a little surprised to be here today,' Emin said outside...

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roybland 08.03.13 8:07am
Gerontius
Bieber suffers from 'breathing issues' - doctors remind him it's in then out 0
Perks 08.03.13 1:51am
Perks
You’re never more than six feet from a deer

The Ministry of Agriculture has confirmed today that ‘You’re never more than six feet from a deer’. Admitting that the current estimate of 1578 .5 million in Wales alone may be “a bit...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 08.03.13 1:07am
Scroat
Pryce coerced into doing Huhne's bird 1
Rootin Tootin 08.03.13 12:53am
Perks
Pryce going down - 'That's a first,' comments Huhne 3
medici2471 08.03.13 12:51am
Perks
Jury verdict: 'not as thick as the first lot' 5
Squudge 08.03.13 12:38am
Perks
Engineer Bytes Bible Purists

[center]http://lightnercrew.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/king-james-only-banner.jpg[/center] Right-wing “King James Only” adherents, who claim their namesake is the only pure and perfect Bible...

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Kurt Degerstrom 07.03.13 11:55pm
medici2471
Filthmongers move into duvet sexploitation as EU propose blanket porn ban 0
FlashArry 07.03.13 11:08pm
FlashArry