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Court rules that voting for the Coalition can “still be rape”

In a test case, judges have ruled that the nation is still being “roggered senseless” by politicians. Despite the seemingly consensual nature of modern democracy, the lord chief justice, made...

Wrenfoe 25.04.13 11:47am
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner, but I knew it wouldn't last... 0
olddoc 25.04.13 11:05am
RBS to be taken over by

Royal Bank of Scotland, 65% owned by UK taxpayers, is to be sold to the online gambling organisation The exact details of the deal are yet to be revealed, but it is understood that only...

rogerg 25.04.13 10:56am
True...Scousers Called Nigel.....

never get arrested in Liverpool...

Jesse Bigg 25.04.13 10:32am
Jesse Bigg
The Germans have taken over Europe, Hitlers dream finally realised 0
Hooch 25.04.13 10:02am
Abu Qatada to play himself in West End theatre update of Ace in The Hole

Professional headline maker and political distraction Abu Qatada was cock-a-hopp yesterday after landing a top role in a West End play. The beardy terrorist is to play himself in a West End stage...

ronseal 25.04.13 9:33am
Abu Qatada stays, everyone else goes, government rules

The government has signed a mutual assistance treaty with Jordan to ensure that radical cleric Abu Qatada can stay in the UK while 62.64 million British citizens are deported to Jordan, Theresa May...

Dick Everyman 25.04.13 8:55am
'Yippee,' Says Osborn, '0.6 Percent Up'

.Whilst China overheats...

Jesse Bigg 25.04.13 8:47am
Jesse Bigg
Police “cannot remember” what their collective amnesia was about

“Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?” was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members' inability to remember high profile offences . ...

nickb 25.04.13 8:34am
Suarez keen to leave Liverpool

“I would bite your arm off to join another club in zis moment” he said, tucking into his usual breakfast of a tin of Fray Bentos corned beef. QPR manager Harry Redknapp said: “I’m interested...

Reg Herring 25.04.13 8:02am
Reg Herring
Oops, wrong room 0
sydalg 25.04.13 7:35am
Jordan offers asylum to dangerous Church of England clerics 0
sydalg 25.04.13 7:34am
Miliband appoints Cliff Thorburn as head of his policy unit

well its topicalish...

Scronnyglonkle 25.04.13 7:02am
Queen tells stunned reporters "Rolf felt me up during portrait sitting" 0
Scronnyglonkle 25.04.13 6:58am
Phablet users phick of having the piphph taken. 0
Maverick 25.04.13 3:31am
Angry birds starting to mellow with age. 0
Maverick 25.04.13 3:27am
Angry birds starting to mellow with age. 0
Maverick 25.04.13 3:27am
Mark Thompson tips Luis Suarez to be the next BBC Director General

Here's why

ronseal 24.04.13 11:32pm
Twitters mourn musician they didn't know after credible tweeters express sadness

People on social media were bereft with grief today as a musician they didn't know but who was lauded by people they do know died in his or her sleep. People on Twitter who have a blue tick and...

andrewl81 24.04.13 11:30pm
Historic sex abuse cases get preservation order 0
sydalg 24.04.13 10:30pm
Banker. Jobseeker. HSBC. P45. 0
Sir Lupus 24.04.13 9:20pm
Sir Lupus
German convert to vegetarianism comes off wurst 0
Smart Alex 24.04.13 9:11pm
Smart Alex
Co-op "If We're Not Allowed To Screw Customers Like Other Banks, We Won't Play." 0
Titus 24.04.13 9:06pm
In the future, no one in Britain will work for HSBC.

I am tempted to do more direct parodies of their "in the future" ads - but I've only seen them on their website. are they all over telly? would people get it?...

Sir Lupus 24.04.13 9:06pm
Sir Lupus
Outrage as Jordan admits Abu Qatada Treaty was ghost written. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.04.13 9:05pm
Luis Suarez in new racism row, as accused of ‘only biting white people.’

The Luis Suarez biting row took on a racial twist today, as the controversial Liverpool striker was accused of ‘only biting white people.' When analysing this weekend’s incident, the FA’s...

Nathan Gower 24.04.13 8:58pm
Nathan Gower
May Time Promise Again?.....

.This year, next year, sometime, never?...

Jesse Bigg 24.04.13 8:39pm
Jesse Bigg
Abu Qatada's golf caddy arrested in major terror swoop 0
sydalg 24.04.13 8:12pm
Bin Laden's Cat Was Hard but Abu's Cat's Harder

Some more soon...

Sally1985 24.04.13 7:53pm
Abu Qatada to head up new Government "resilience" task force. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.13 6:35pm
Al OPecia