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Schoolboys to cull cats in bid to stop spread of TB

Licensed schoolboys across the country have been brought in to help stem the spread of cat to human TB the Government have announced. Under plans unveiled at a packed news conference the cull of...

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Mandy Lifeboat 30.03.14 7:11am
GrumpyCat
Unfunny comedian gets jest implant 2
sydalg 30.03.14 6:53am
Titus
Roger Moore to star in Greek tragedy Oedipussy 1
sydalg 30.03.14 6:50am
Titus
Indian Gods "up in arms" about gay marriage. 0
Maverick 30.03.14 1:09am
Maverick
Bridal outfitters to promote new range '50 shades of Gay' 3
Squudge 29.03.14 11:45pm
KateWritesStuff
Facebook reveals secret to getting many 'likes' is be good looking 0
Dumbnews 29.03.14 10:59pm
Dumbnews
New MH370 search area 'as large as something or other'

A new area of the South China Sea where it's believed the MH370 aircraft may have disappeared, is as large as something or other according to experts. Earlier estimates said the search area was the...

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roybland 29.03.14 9:28pm
roybland
Flight MH370 search - Northern Hemisphere tour dates announced

The search for missing flight MH370 currently touring in the southern hemisphere will be extended to include additional dates in the northern hemisphere it has been announced. The search is currently...

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bookiesfriend 29.03.14 9:18pm
throngsman
Noah movie only to be screened in cinemas within a 50 mile radius of Sumeria 0
Idiot 29.03.14 9:18pm
Idiot
50 Shades of Grayling to be allowed in prisons for darts practice 0
Not Amused 29.03.14 8:55pm
Not Amused
Numerous complaints as BBC show Carol Klein trimming her bush before watershed. 0
Zen 29.03.14 8:34pm
Zen
Big Cities to be ranked by quality of their subway musicians 2
Dumbnews 29.03.14 8:29pm
Titus
Oedipus snaps up remaindered Valentine's Day card for tomorrow 2
sydalg 29.03.14 8:13pm
Titus
Missing Hour to be 'Tax Free' 0
Dun Dunkin 29.03.14 6:59pm
Dun Dunkin
Couple speak fluent Danish after watching Borgen box-set back to back

A married couple from Cheltenham have astounded the world of linguistics by learning how to speak Danish fluently after watching all 3 series of Borgen back to back. David and Evelyn Newton watched...

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bookiesfriend 29.03.14 5:55pm
bookiesfriend
Putin says he will not invade ukraine......

..with troops...

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Dun Dunkin 29.03.14 5:35pm
Dun Dunkin
All clocks go forward an hour, except UKIP who keep theirs 50 years out of time 0
irreverendJ 29.03.14 5:30pm
irreverendJ
Gay marriage...thank God...now everyone has to suffer the mother-in-law 0
irreverendJ 29.03.14 5:25pm
irreverendJ
Gay couples excitedly twiddling their rings

More soon. Hat tip to BBC R4 PM programme, which precedes The Bottom Line...

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Scroat 29.03.14 5:17pm
Scroat
SANTA TO FIGHT CANADA FOR NORTH POLE.

A festive fight card is looking likely thanks to Santa’s offer to fight Canada for ownership of the North Pole. Canada, despite a ten province weight difference, has yet to respond, but it is known...

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teleport 29.03.14 5:03pm
teleport
North Korean data suggests flight MH370 might still be in the air. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.03.14 4:53pm
dominic_mcg
Essex plane crash, Malaysians scour Atlantic for wreckage. 0
MADJEZ 29.03.14 4:52pm
MADJEZ
Divorce lawyers ready for their first gay clients. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.03.14 4:52pm
dominic_mcg
Incestuous Couples Demand Right to Marry

"It's time we moved on from the bigotted, narrow-minded restrictions of religious traditions" said Arthur Tomlinson "And my son agrees"...

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Titus 29.03.14 3:29pm
sydalg
Noah movie tickets to be sold on a two by two basis only 0
custard cream 29.03.14 2:58pm
custard cream
G8 to be renamed Gr8 to encourage teenage interest in politics 1
virtuallywill 29.03.14 2:44pm
Squudge
AMAZON DELIVERS QUANTUM PHYSICS BOOK TO WRONG UNIVERSE.

Online shopper, Alan Lamacq was left scientifically furious yesterday when Amazon admitted to delivering his order to the right house number but incorrect physical cosmology. Amazon’s head of...

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teleport 29.03.14 2:31pm
Squudge
OBAMA TO GROW FRO FOR URBAN VOTE.

In an effort to woo back the urban vote, President Obama is to add an extra 4 inches to his hair. After consultation with the Institute of Follicle Investigations in Washington, a vote hungry Obama...

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teleport 29.03.14 2:13pm
teleport
Weddings become more gay 0
Adrian Bamforth 29.03.14 1:55pm
Adrian Bamforth
Daily Mail: Gay marriage will reduce weddings to camp tokenistic theatre...

strewn with cheap sentiment, bad disco music and cake...

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Adrian Bamforth 29.03.14 1:55pm
Adrian Bamforth