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|'Conservatives Under New Title: Scotland'.||0||
More (of them)soon...
|Lady Ga Ga to become patron of Alzheimers Society||7||
|Pornography study aborts after unable to find a control group||1||
|Scottish Tories to disband due to "disagreements with reality". More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||2 years|
|Police force Dale Farm residents to look up "traveller" in dictionary. More soon||0||
|Scottish Tory Leadership Favourite Murdo Fraser To Change His Name||0||
||Awkward Facts||2 years|
The presumptive leader of the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party has announced that he intends to change his name. "There's nothing much wrong with the Party", he says, "but my personal brand...
|Report on alternatives to the contraceptive pill withdrawn at the last second||0||
|Lack of ideas blamed on light bulb ban||2||
Well that's my excuse today...
|Queen discovered on dating website||0||
The Queen has been caught online dating after shocked fellow lonely hearts discovered that ‘Lizzy21’ (with the tagline ‘Up for a royal bender‘) was in fact Her Royal Highness. Users of the...
|Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.||0||
||rebel not taken||3 years|
Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to...
|Usain Bolt "cannot be stopped"||1||
Usain Bolt has continued to court controversy at the World Athletic Championships in Daegu at the 200 meters race after seemingly being unable to stop running at the finishing line. Bolt had...
|Dog shit found in Rolf Harris packing cases ‘not covered by insurance’ say Churc||0||
Do you know what it is yet..Oh yes...
|Redundant soldiers and RAF pilots to form A-Team franchises all over the UK||3||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
Ten days ago, crack military specialists were made redundant by an inept government for crimes they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from maximum security job centres to the London...
theres a reason weve never gone back to the moon.we left Joan Bloggs there., Cert 18 coming to a cinema near you soon...
|Cannabis in Brownies not as effective as Rohypnol in cubs claims scout leader||0||
|Middle classes horrified as report claims Victoria Wood not omnipotent||0||
Not everything Victoria Wood does is brilliant, says a shocking new report that the government is trying to ban. If the report hits the national psyche, it cold have a devastating effect on morale,...
|Bolt wins 200m, Rawlplug wins Javelin||0||
|UEFA Penalises Bulgarian FA After Crowd Direct Beluga Noises at White Players||0||
|Saline contamination case, “just rubbing salt into the wound.”||0||
|Fatality at steam fair following extractor fan joke.||0||
I'll get me oily overalls...
|Frankie Boyle sent to Libya as Scotland's Goodwill Ambassador. More Soon.||1||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Kate Moss admits her career is wearing a bit thin||1||
|Woolly rhino “still a bit vague”||1||
|Outrage! Radio 4's Any Questions is being chaired this week by a woman...||1||
||Awkward Facts||3 years|
whose surname isn't Dimbleby. Surely some sort of copyright infringement...
|Apple employee loses mind in bar. Will have to use iPod Nano instead.||0||
|E4 To Employ Schedulers After Canceling Friends||0||
Other ideas on this - which one is best? E4 schedulers get off arses and finally begin work after 17 years! E4 buys all exclusive rights to air constant How I Met Your Mother 2011 Census confirms...
|Daily Mail to be fitted with bile overflow, directly into Thames. More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Nick Clegg throws hat in ring as next Libyan President. More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Research shows typing opinions into a website makes them facts||0||
|Nicorette to launch mentholated patches.||1||
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