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Lineker Seeks Help For Crisp Abuse 5
Duff 2 years

BBC anchorman and former darling of England and Leicester City football squads, Gary Lineker, is today facing up to his biggest challenge yet. Bigger even than when he used to be dreadful at...

Plans for extended green belt shelved in favour of elasticated waist band 0
spoole2112 2 years

Following beaurocratic delays that prevented the extension of his green belt with a piece of crimson ribbon begining on time, one man community and local government minister Eric Pickles has claimed...

Gay planet discovered coming up behind Uranus 7
simonjmr 2 years
Government call to recycle teachers 0
Dick Everyman 2 years

A duel initiative by the Department for Education and the Environment Agency is proposing to recycle teachers in an effort to cut out hazardous waste in schools and to improve efficiency. In future,...

Germans delighted with Greek’s wooden horse gift 2
ianslat 2 years

German Chancellor Angela Merkel today expressed her thanks to Greece for their ‘generous and thoughtful’ gift of a giant wooden horse. ‘We love it’ she enthused. ‘We’re not sure what to...

Higgs-Bosun: scientists widen search to 'down the back of the settee' 1
writinginbsl 2 years

it might not be there at all...

Man who bequeathed favourite tattoo to his son leaves lasting mark on family 6
Runestone Cowboy 2 years

The estate of a man who left an extensive permanent tattoo to his eldest son is being disputed by his other children. The tattoo, which covered most of Mike Norden's back, was admired by all his...

Jailed expense scandal MP's "fair game" for hunting on release from prison 0
simonjmr 2 years
Some of James Murdoch's testimony may have been true. 0
apepper 3 years

In a new twist to the phone hacking scandal, former News International employees have revealed that an element of James Murdoch's parlimentary was neither fabricated nor evasory. Former legal...

New species of badger discovered with vital organs on the inside 16
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Scientists have confirmed that a badger recently discovered in Somerset is a previously unknown species, being dubbed [i]Meles meles[/i], and only distantly related to the [i]Meles Roadkillus[/i]...

Welsh tragedy, as Welsh mining tragedy justifies more Peter Hain TV interviews 1
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon. No doubt...

Teenagers 'would welcome prospect of being caned at school', says Gove. 1
SingingHinny 3 years
Tragedy for TV news as Welsh mining tragedy moves towards its tragic conclusion. 1
dvo4fun 3 years

More media vultures in danger soon...

Tories deny existence of working Welsh mine 0
ianslat 3 years
Health Minster Demands Tougher Eye Tests 9
nickb 3 years

Health Minister Andrew Lansley received a warm reception from opticians yesterday when he demanded eye tests become more difficult. Inspired by Michael Gove's call for harder GCSEs, Lansley hit...

UBS rogue trader blames ITV's 'Red or Black' 0
Boutros 3 years

Friends of arrested UBS trader Kweku Adoboli have put the blame for his alleged £2.1 billion trading losses squarely on Adoboli's obsession with Red or Black, the ITV game show that promises the...

London 2012 high jump event to conincide with Australian limbo competition 0
dicky37 3 years

[For matters of balance, you understand]...

More cash-strapped Brits requesting quotations from webuyanykidney.com 1
dicky37 3 years

[More soonI have a new clutch and cam belt to pay for]...

Channel four drops plans for 'Jew or no Jew' gameshow 0
Screenie 3 years
Chilean miners slam Welsh copycats. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Utter Bull Shit in cloud cuckoo land yet again 2
Gerontius 3 years

A 31 year old man is being held by police in London amid allegations he has been illegally trading in Switzerland., The man is thought to have traded the republic in exchange for £1.3bn and a one...

Cat concussions at "all time high" in new housing estates. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 3 years
Eleven pound potato mashes the world record... 0
writinginbsl 3 years

sorry couldnt resist...

Does Ancient Text Gives Clue to Our Origins? - 2 41
LouCipher 3 years

Ancient texts found in excavation just outside of Cairo may provide insight to the origin of humans on earth. The scroll that was found has been carbon dated to about 13,000 years ago and although...

Acquaintance writes Allison Pearson spin off book - I Don't Know How He Does Her 4
ronseal 3 years
More bad news on the fast food front as Subway goes under. 1
spoole2112 3 years

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An appeal… 8
jp1885 3 years

…on behalf of the Abandoned Shower Gel Foundation. Every year thousands of bottles of shower gel are being abandoned - left to gather dust in bathroom cabinets, corner shower shelving units and...

Scottish Govt To Adopt Japanese Number System, Which Depends On Item Shape... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.So, when counting Tory MP's it goes thus - One tosser, 2 tossers, etc...

Cameron's Promise - 'Unemployed To Be Given Job Of Blowing Up..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.The "Big Society" ballons.'...

Yorkshire folk find 'Selby dates' easier to grasp claims N.Yorks MP. 0
spoole2112 3 years

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