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Barclay announce new CEO - Fred Goodwin 0
custard cream 3 years
"Well out of order" sign confuses superstitious chavs 0
nickb 3 years
Recent poll suggests Zatrzymaj jęki i dostać pieprzoną pracę 13
Perks 3 years
G4S "so sorry, we will now go back to singing Bohemian Rhapsody badly" 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Harry Redknapp now bookies favourite to win Tour De France 0
seymour totti 3 years
'bradleywiggins' replaces 'the clappers' as unofficial London 2012 speedy word 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Ancient M and S Brasserie.... 3
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..discovered in Middle East., Hot stuff from Sadie?...

G4S regrets offering to plug the holes in American scouting movement 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Co-op told they could have built 632 banks for less than £50m 0
Lucy4 3 years
Appeal for help: Missing - British summer, reward offered 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Beloved family season has been missing since being washed away during heavy rain at a picnic in Hyde Park in late May. Warm, friendly, and occasionally dry for up to three days in a row, he answers...

Celebrity chefs to milk publicity out of milk price anger 0
simonjmr 3 years
Surly ex-plucky loser Scot complains peevishly at new jobless figures 1
FraserWords 3 years

A surly Scotsman today complained in a peevish manner about the difficulty of finding permanent jobs, as the latest unemployment figures showed another dramatic rise in part-time and temporary...

John Terry hits back: "I'm not racist. I'll shag anything" 0
FraserWords 3 years

though I'm sure somebody's already done this...

Syrian comedy series BlackAssadder cancelled after Baldrick is assassinated. 1
wallster 3 years

Cabinet papers reveal that a shedload of bad news to be released from 27th July 0
simonjmr 3 years

Specifically around Team GB gold medal wins. More soon...

Nurseries which cultivate Estate Agents signs closing due to lack demand. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Where once great avenues of the colourful flora could be seen on every street in the UK, many roads are now bare...

Good news for G4S - Bob Diamond is available to take over and regain reputation 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Giant lettuce seen floating in the North Atlantic 1
Rootin Tootin 3 years
M&S to Open 1st Laundromat 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

Partnered by HSBC (The UK’s largest bank, specialists & international experts in the field of washing money) - - a spokesperson for M&S enthused...

String of slow changing & unfunny tickers blamed on collapse of the Jest stream 0
simonjmr 3 years
Venables and John top FBI most wanted list as War on Terrys enters tenth year 0
simonjmr 3 years
Over shoulder boulder holder so much older, experts claim 0
Scroat 3 years

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Lloyds bank receives it's Coop de grâce 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Man who confused dulux and durex suffering from premature emulsion 3
Carter 3 years
Banking CEO finds good use for old quality street tin full of Coop stamps 0
button 3 years
It's only a rubbish novel, everyone is reminded 4
Oxbridge 3 years

The government is concerned that large numbers of ostensibly sane adults are devoting too much time on the internet arguing about '50 Shades of Grey', an inexplicably popular take on Jane Austen,...

Santa produces a vast range of new sleds - 50 grades of sleigh 0
Rootin Tootin 3 years
Madonna's first bra found in Austrian castle 0
Scroat 3 years
Tinnitus sufferers dreading 8:12am, July 27th 0
FlashArry 3 years
An Idiot's Guide to...The Dark Knight Rises 4
Carter 3 years

- Final film in The Dark Knight Trilogy following on from [i]It Shouldn't Happen to a Batman[/i], and [i]Batman: East of Java[/i]. - To bulk up for his role as the villainous Bane, actor Tom Hardy...