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Swedish sex shop "Ickier" to open in Soho 0
simonjmr 2 years
Retaliating Abi Clancy scores hat-trick of young boys 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Labour sources deny rift between Cain and Abel 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Lord Lucan ‘has no plans to return to the UK’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Massive tax bill for Paul Hogan raises fears of another Crocodile Dundee movie 2
Ludicity 2 years

No more soon, please...
Fugitive Nadir 'returning to UK' : Now that the Tories are back in power 0
virtuallywill 2 years

Pay a fine, then we can all be friends...
Wikileaks condemned after revealing true identity of Hong Kong Phooey 0
Ludicity 2 years
Over the limit England bowler claims he was on his way to buy a drill bit to 0
IABP 2 years

help rescue Chilean miners. He asked police to check with his wife and she confirmed he was absolutely plastered...
Bono is relieved hos spinal problem has been cleared up ,however his anal 0
arrghgarry 2 years

problem will be a life long problem according to his doctor and the rest of the world...
"Body-in-bag" thought likely to be suicide 0
hero2zero 2 years
fabio Capello asks harry Redknapp who the tall guy is and what fuckin day is it, 0
arrghgarry 2 years

the stupid Italian cunt...
Irony of Big Issue seller texting on new iPhone 4 0
Trini 2 years

Not news but thought it might appeal/raise a smile/raise a wrinkle...
Jealous Clegg 'still my number one little man', says new dad Cameron 1
SingingHinny 2 years
LIDL STORAGE DEPOT OPENS AMID TIGHT SECURITY 0
Peter749400 2 years

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2006/02/23/image1339332g.jpg,...
Cameron criticised for engineering birth in marginal constituency. More soon 2
deskpilot3 2 years
Wallace and Gromit makers branch out into porn 14
jp1885 2 years

Aardman Animations, the production company behind the popular Wallace and Gromit films, as well as the movie Chicken Run and children's television show Shaun the Sheep, has announced that it is...
Camerons relieved they didn't visit Cockermouth 0
Scroat 2 years

More baby news soon...
Public to be given opportunity to decide how ‘Dave and Nick’ TV saga ends. 0
SingingHinny 2 years
Bodies found washed up on beach 'are missing owl and pussycat' 12
jp1885 2 years

Police investigating the disappearance of an owl and a pussycat from an animal sanctuary in Weymouth, Dorset, have confirmed that two bodies, found washed up at nearby Chesil Beach, are that of the...
GCSE's go 'online', guaranteed results in 10 minutes, instant win & more 0
Trini 2 years
Cat Woman And War Memorial Girl to Release Duet on 'Britains Got Chavs'. 0
Dun Dunkin 2 years

Book and Film to Follow...
BBC running out of attractive female historians 16
jp1885 2 years

BBC bosses are holding crisis talks today, after a recent survey of the corporation's assets revealed what was described as a 'crippling shortage of attractive female historians.' Staff discovered...
After years of suspicions, man finds monster under bed 0
la maga 2 years

Since the age of twelve Mervin Thorpe of Beccles has suspected, often to the derision of friends and relatives, that a monster lurked beneath his bed. Despite now being thirty-seven and moving house...
Wayne Sleep lookalike community devastated by death of MI6 man. 0
MADJEZ 2 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48870000/jpg/_48870869_010038055-2.jpg More soon...
Von Trapp children 'traumatised' after grown-ups decline offer to say goodnight 0
allmyownstunts 2 years
Dogs, mice, come out in support of woman who binned cat 4
jp1885 2 years

A Coventry woman who was filmed putting a household cat into a recycling bin and was subsequently pilloried by both the press and social networking sites, has found an unusual ally in the form of the...
RSPCA begins suicide watch at new dormouse road bridge... 0
deskpilot3 2 years
Pensioner finds knife in his back thirteen years after party 0
pinxit 2 years

An English man living in Huntingdonshire spent thirteen years with a knife in his back having 'forgotten' he was stabbed, because he was drunk with power at the time. Police said doctors had found...
Jimmy Carter Meets Republic of SPCA Officials to Negotiate Release of Binned Cat 0
mugwump 2 years
Clegg slams 'partial' budget report 0
sauce 2 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg says a report which says that the Budget has hit poorest families the hardest is "partial". 'The full picture shows that [i]we're[/i] better off,' he said,...