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‘Weather catastrophic’, reports Teacup Weekly... 1
Tripod 28.10.13 11:40am
Titus
Man "genuinely" thought Lou Reed was old copy of Private Eye annual in toilet 3
nickb 28.10.13 11:39am
CulchaVulcha
Heavy wind disrupts pub's curry night 0
Lens Cap 28.10.13 11:17am
Lens Cap
'After These Gales, A Windfall Tax Would Bankrupt Us' Say Energy Companies 0
Titus 28.10.13 10:28am
Titus
Squall in Home Counties, not many dead... 1
Tripod 28.10.13 10:24am
Titus
Nation Not Quite Devastated As Wave Of Litotes Sweeps Across UK 2
Titus 28.10.13 10:22am
Titus
Storms Due To Tory Privatisation Of The Weather Claim Labour

Storms Due To Inadequate Investment By Labour Say Tories (- yawn)...

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Titus 28.10.13 10:20am
Titus
Bus driver fired for 'not waving' at fellow bus driver coming the other way

A bus driver from Edinburgh has found himself out of work after a tribunal hearing found him guilty of 'not bothering to wave' at a fellow bus driver who passed in the opposite direction. Norman...

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Jesus H 28.10.13 10:03am
Gerontius
Dogs rally to Produce Sorry You're Leaving card with all their bottom smells

As Molly the Cockerpoo prepared to leave Battersea Dogs Home, she was presented with a surprise leaving card from all her soon-to-be ex-colleagues - a card impregnated with the bottom signature smell...

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ronseal 28.10.13 9:55am
ronseal
Storm latest: carnage in Kingston as leaves festoon previously swept drive

Residents of Kingston on Thames are emerging from their emergency shelters to scenes of utter carnage this morning. Recycling bins have been blown over, leaves clutter driveways and there are even...

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ronseal 28.10.13 9:37am
ronseal
Storms always worse under Tories, says Miliband. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.10.13 9:24am
dominic_mcg
Threadbare funeral features ex Velvet undeground 0
Smart Alex 28.10.13 9:23am
Smart Alex
Nappy shortage after Welsh baby boom leads to restriction of one Daiper family

..mwy yn fuan...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.10.13 8:32am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Bad Weather in South : Nation in Peril

In other news: nuclear meltdown, plague, dalek invasion - all in North of England and therefore not particularly newsworthy...

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deceangli 28.10.13 7:57am
Kevin the Swan
South East England storms. Panic buying as Waitrose out of cous-cous & shallots.

Food hoarding in the South of England has led to a run on essentials like olive oil and organic asparagus. Home counties housewives recall stories told by their mothers of the 1987 storm where...

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MADJEZ 28.10.13 7:39am
Squudge
Lou Reed discovers walk on the wild side not always the way to end a perfect day 1
irreverendJ 28.10.13 7:34am
Wrenfoe
Murdoch to Buy NSA

"They're much more efficient than the drongos we used at the News of the World", Rupert Murdoch told some real journalists. "We couldn't get close to Angela Merkel. Do you think they could tap the...

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deceangli 28.10.13 7:33am
Wrenfoe
Horror as David Beckham involved in LA car crash.

French claim it should be 'LE car crash'...

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MADJEZ 28.10.13 12:23am
MADJEZ
Nuclear Power Worker Killed On Holiday By Flying Wind Turbine 1
Titus 27.10.13 11:43pm
Titus
Bollocks

Withdrawn- link broken...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 27.10.13 11:07pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Ticker removed for legal reasons. 0
Al OPecia 27.10.13 10:52pm
Al OPecia
Met Office issues a Severe "Roofers on the Fiddle" Warning. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.10.13 10:40pm
Al OPecia
Darwin awards Judges "on emergency stand-by". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.10.13 10:39pm
Al OPecia
Storm fails to generate gales of laughter.

"Damn you Met Office" said one over-prepared comedy writer, " we've just had too much time to think on this one. With the whole of winter still to come let's hope the UK is brought to a standstill...

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vulture1 27.10.13 10:10pm
vulture1
Why Britain doesn't get hurricanes - Explained

The met office have been encouraged to issue a statement today after an influx of queries related to the definition of hurricanes, and why the UK never seems to admit to one. Media sources have cited...

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Squudge 27.10.13 9:04pm
The All New Jeni B
Formula for calculating persons BMI revealed as (Pie-Arse-Chaired). 0
MADJEZ 27.10.13 8:17pm
MADJEZ
Storm in a tea cup leaves China devastated 0
irreverendJ 27.10.13 8:00pm
irreverendJ
Met office denies giving Paul McCartney excuse to sing that bloody song again... 2
Nowherefast 27.10.13 7:12pm
Nowherefast
Homeopathy wins ‘comedy catalyst’ award...

Homeopathy has won a prestigious new award, for inspiring a generation of lazy comedians. The ineffectual ‘therapy’ beat off a strong challenge from other easy comedy targets, including Sting,...

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Tripod 27.10.13 6:59pm
A.A.Arkwright
Met Office issues amber bad hair day warning 0
Ian 27.10.13 6:42pm
Ian