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|Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room||0||Nice Admin Lady||7 months|
|Yemen to legalise same-age marriage||0||
|Newspapers in frenzy as boy born 12 months ago reaches 1st birthday||0||
National newspapers pushed aside lesser events like the shooting down of a civilian airliner over East Ukraine or the Israeli assault on Gaza or even the collapse of the England team against India to...
|Gove does a Macavity||0||
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|Alice Cooper 'relishing' prospect of annual UK royalty cheque||0||
Thanksgiving, Christmas and his birthday are all important events in Alice Cooper's calendar. But none hold as much pleasure for him as the day on which the majority of UK schools shut for the summer...
|British Gas doubles tariffs ahead of Euro-Russian tit-for-tat trade war||0||
‘Just a precautionary move’ says CEO 'We will be [s]lying through our teeth[/s] explaining to our customers that this is to help them avoid panic buying and that we only have their interests at...
||IABP 2||2 hours|
|Judge realises two weeks into trial the fake sheikh is in fact not genuine.||2||
|Footballers's wives turn ugly - a wags to witches story||0||
||Smart Alex||2 hours|
|Giant wooden Allah built by Trojan school to combat 'Islamist agenda'||0||
|24-hour ceasefire announced in Gaza to celebrate Prince George’s 1st birthday||4||
Israel and Hamas have agreed a 24-hour ceasefire to allow both sides in the conflict to fully celebrate the 1st birthday of Prince George. The ceasefire was brokered by UN chief Ban Ki-moon and has...
|Extreme beauty salon offering range from bikini line to the full Somalian||1||
Hat tip to pere floza...
|Barry Hearn to spice up office jobs with entrance music and dancing girls||0||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 hours|
A Bedford-based logistics company is working with renowned sports promoter Barry Hearn, in an attempt to make their office jobs more popular with the addition of loud music, rowdy live audiences and...
|Remington withdraws Ladystrim range in response to FGM law||2||
||pere floza||4 hours|
|Millions of Brits feel confused as Nick Griffin steps down from BNP role.||0||
||Chris Turnbull||4 hours|
As they desperately try to remember who he or a BNP is, or why they were ever in the news...
|Shock as Sun on Sunday turns out to be as shoddy as News of the World||0||
Pop star Tulisa Contostavlos's trial over drugs allegations has collapsed due to evidence being tainted by ‘proximity to News Corporation’. In a landmark equality ruling, the Sun on Sunday (SoS)...
Didn't spot that someone else had already posted the same headline...
|Mazher Mahmood poses as 'reliable witness'||4||
Mazher Mahmood, known as 'the fake journalist', yesterday pulled off his greatest sting by posing as a reliable witness to expose the 'gross efficiencies and competences' at the heart of the British...
|Ethnic Splits in Birmingham like 'Balkans' Says Minister||0||
||Dun Dunkin||5 hours|
UN peacekeepers coming soon...
|Child has birthday||2||
|Charity shop tat slick threatens Isle of Wight coast||10||
It survived the French invasion of 1545 and even the influx of five Polish would-be migrant workers, who were eventually seized and burned at the stake in Freshwater in 2009. Now, however, the...
|Concern From Body-Piercing & Tattoo Parlours As Govt. Opposes Female Mutilation||1||
More body graffiti later ...
|Amazement As Court Rejects Evidence Of Witness Who Specialises In Deceit||0||
(Not new, but an attempt to make the point more vividly ...
|Anti-Fascists Realise Fascism Is Quite Popular So Criticise Leader's Apperance||0||
|BNP seek new one-eyed twat everyone hates. Gordon Brown throws hat into ring.||3||
|Ukraine's economy gets a boost from looted wallets. More soon.||0||
|French deliver Putin's $1bn football pitch size warships 'for football use only'||0||
|‘Time for another Tsunami’, says feeling-left-out-of-the-news Japan.||0||
|Malaysians reveal crayon drawings of Ukranian fighter jets all over black boxes||0||
|Tulisa denies latest Sun allegations : I was nowhere near the grassy knoll||0||
More tabloid lies soon...
|Cameron calls for worldwide boycott of Russian dolls||6||
||Gary Stanton||8 hours|
Prime Minister David Cameron, in response to Russia's latest fascist groove thang, is calling on nations to stop purchasing, Russian dolls, which get progressively smaller as you open them up. ...
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