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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
CIA muse on use of fake celebrity game show candidate as assassin. 4
Ref Minor 25.02.17 1:35pm
Miliband: He's even worse than my brother. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.02.17 1:09pm
ron cawleyoni
Woman paid $90 to kill Kim Jong-nam makes North Korean rich list. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.02.17 11:46am
Hairy blob washed up on Philippines beach not Trump's toupée. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.02.17 11:08am
Statistics show that 99% of East Dorset GPs can’t spell schizophrenia

Allan Brimicombe 25.02.17 11:04am
Allan Brimicombe
New solar system actually just reflection in mirror

Following a big announcement about a brand new solar system that looks exactly like ours, a NASA official has admitted they were actually just looking in the mirror. “We had moved our telescope...

Marie Maurer 25.02.17 10:59am
Marie Maurer
Donald Vladimirovich Trump Renames US as Democratic Republic of North America 0
Smart Alex 25.02.17 10:49am
Smart Alex
White House ban 'Asian Babes' and 'Exchange & Mart" in media 'Tit for T 0
Ian Searle 25.02.17 10:30am
Ian Searle
Price of stamps rise as Post Office put price on The Queen's head 0
Ian Searle 25.02.17 10:27am
Ian Searle

COPELAND NHS HOSPITAL 2017 , and, COPELAND NHS HOSPITAL 2025, You don't know what you've got till it's gone, They paved paradise And put up a parking lot , and,...

Gerontius 25.02.17 9:56am
Corbyn Awarded 'Top Marx' For His Policies So Far 0
Titus 25.02.17 9:43am
State funeral to be held in Washington D C after death of Democracy

With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official State funeral in its honour. Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference this...

Dick Everyman 25.02.17 9:40am
Waste collection driver didn’t realise he was holding up traffic

A waste collection driver from the West Midlands has apologised to motorists after he inadvertently held them up for 10 minutes while his crew emptied bins into the back of his recycling truck.,...

Gerontius 25.02.17 9:29am
Farage in menage-a-trois with Merkel and May. More to come.

Thought he'd also go with Pen and tell her...

Maverick 25.02.17 9:26am
Corbyn ‘still allowed to steer Labour but only when sitting on an adult’s lap’ 0
cinquecento 25.02.17 9:23am
Banned by Trump for fake news? Write for NewsBiscuit instead 1
Smart Alex 25.02.17 9:17am
Trump Bans Clark Kent For Being A 'Fake Journalist' Reports The Daily Planet

More genuinely fake news soon ...

Titus 25.02.17 8:10am
Trump initiates WW3 as Mexican/Muslim applies to join golf club 0
farmer giles 25.02.17 4:43am
farmer giles
New series of Ant and Dec's takeaway puts the turd back into Saturdays 0
Smart Alex 25.02.17 2:59am
Smart Alex
New Media Studies degrees will compress 3 years dossing about into 2

More to follow...

apepper 24.02.17 11:35pm
Wealthy Chinese Can Now Afford Colour Pandas Not Just Cheap Black & White Ones 0
Titus 24.02.17 11:31pm
NB Editor Tones Down FP From 'Trump Is Complete Cunt' To 'Trump Is Bit Of A Cunt 1
Titus 24.02.17 11:04pm
Farage admits he is scared to go outside......Britain 0
Ref Minor 24.02.17 10:39pm
Ref Minor
Leicester appoint Shakespeare as caretaker in hope "All's well that ends well"

It was a comedy of errors with Ranieri {Can anyone make something out of this?}...

Gary Baldy 24.02.17 9:47pm
ron cawleyoni
Corbyn must go.. Schnell! Snell! Schnell! Snell! 0
ron cawleyoni 24.02.17 8:07pm
ron cawleyoni
RBS lost £100 million on scratch cards

Amongst the £7bn loss posted by Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) today, it was revealed by chief executive Ross McEwan that he and the board had lost £100 million of the bank’s money playing...

poopscooper 24.02.17 8:01pm
Ex Sutton Utd keeper prepared to take Leicester job straight swap pies for crisp 0
ron cawleyoni 24.02.17 7:55pm
ron cawleyoni
Shock as gap in Waitrose car park turns out to be small car parked straight

Henrietta Rawlinson, 43, from Cheltenham, has reported her severe discombobulation after steering her Land Rover Discovery into the back of a Skoda Fabia in the car park at Waitrose this morning on...

Oxbridge 24.02.17 6:47pm
Dick Everyman
Leicester FC sack Corbyn

After an improbable leadership victory last season, the Premiership's strugglers have chosen to part company with 'the bearded wonder'. This is despite Corbyn having defied critics and bookies to...

Wrenfoe 24.02.17 4:27pm
Trump says Foggy Bottom is full of arseholes . . .

And the arseholes are full of shit...

Renrag 24.02.17 4:22pm