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| Disappointment As Pointless * becomes a mere . | 0 |  |
Titus | 3 minutes |
| Gundogs urged to "retrieve more, point less" | 2 | |
sydalg | 5 minutes |
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| Verbose writer unable to get his one liners to fit within required number of cha | 13 | |
blacklesbian | 17 minutes |
| "Calm Down Dear" Says Art Gallery Owner As He Checks Wife's Pulse | 0 | |
Titus | 24 minutes |
| Nike FREE 7.0 V2 Frauen Laufschuh grau weiss lila günstig verkaufen Deutsch | 1 | |
newsbiscuit77 | 26 minutes |
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Nike athletic shoes come in a wide range of models fit for those who want to keep themselves actually fit. Operating is one form of exercise that has always been common to lots of people. Dressed in... |
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| Lawyers in secret courts to wear "sinister" wigs | 2 | |
nickb | 52 minutes |
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A range of "surreal" judicial wigs whose purpose is to "terrify and intimidate" those appearing before secret courts has been unveiled to Home Office ministers and high level Security Services... |
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| Dignity Plummets from G8 Summit | 0 | |
ChairmanMouth | 54 minutes |
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Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are said to be locked in tense talks atop the G8 summit in order to find an agreeable solution to the on-going crisis in Syria. The aim of the talks is to arrange a... |
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| Charles Saatchi urged to dine with Gordon Ramsay and Rick Stein | 1 | |
antharrison | 4 hours |
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Just finish the job properly. More soon... |
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| Gove orders all schools back to Roman numerals | 1 | |
sydalg | 4 hours |
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The education world is reeling today from the latest kick in the teeth for modern teaching methods. The Education Secretary has given the country's schools a deadline of March 1 2014 to revert to... |
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| Ethical farmer has animals butchered by Dignitas | 1 | |
sydalg | 4 hours |
| Dozens trapped in ‘Leveson World of Adventures’ | 2 | |
Wrenfoe | 4 hours |
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Emergency services were called to help rescue passengers onboard a series of media-themed rides. One elderly, Australian Gentlemen was particularly embarrassed to have his dirty underwear on display... |
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| Saatchi - "I was just checking if her glands were swollen" | 2 | |
NorthernGravy | 8 hours |
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Seems plausible... |
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| Sex predator Stuart Hall to host new BBC series "It's a Lock-Up" | 0 | |
AReader | 8 hours |
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There, I got it out of my system... |
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| Nigella's 'Spaghetti Strangolare con Saatchi' declared a taste-bud sensation | 0 | |
Dick Everyman | 9 hours |
| Five year old boy "doing well" after operation to remove cynicism | 0 | |
andrewl81 | 9 hours |
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Surgeons in a Leicester hospital have successfully completed the UK's first operation to remove a child's cynicism. The five year old is said to be 'doing well' after the eight hour operation... |
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| G8 summit not that Gr8 | 0 | |
custard cream | 9 hours |
| 'Reflectoporn' or Much Ado about Nothing? | 0 | |
Wrenfoe | 10 hours |
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The Screen Actors Guild has been asked to investigate claims that Joss Whedon's latest "home movie" was all part of an elaborate ruse. Various individuals were asked to "perform" in the Director's... |
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| Football fan admits professionals may know more about football than he does. | 1 | |
sredni vashta | 10 hours |
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Unlikely I know... |
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| G8 summit not that G8 | 1 | |
custard cream | 11 hours |
| Boston Strangler 'just mucking about' says new report | 2 | |
roybland | 11 hours |
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The Boston Strangler who murdered several women in Boston, Massachusetts, United States, in the 1960s was probably just indulging in a 'playful tiff' according to criminologists who have re-examined... |
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| Fat, bald man faced with impossible choice | 0 | |
Hooch | 11 hours |
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As the last strand of his hair hit his local barbershop floor, Calvin Daniels saw his future and immediately summarized, ‘No will shag that guy. Calvin has always carried a bit of weight but... |
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| Playground scandal as conker champion tests positive for sherbet. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 11 hours |
| New Iran PM Hassan Rouhani 'unlikely to legalise gay marriage' | 0 | |
custard cream | 12 hours |
| Saatchi to be the next Spock | 4 | |
Wrenfoe | 12 hours |
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The advertising Executive best known for his “reclusiveness” is the front runner to replace Zachary Quinto in the next installment of the Star Trek franchise. Delighted fans and restaurateurs... |
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| Safety Rules Make Suicide Bombers Label Their Rucksacks "Danger - Explosives" | 9 | |
Titus | 12 hours |
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"We wouldn't want an accident to injure someoneone" said a concerned Health-and-Safety official... |
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| Charles Saatchi proves there is such a thing as bad publicity | 1 | |
Sinnick | 12 hours |
| Badly constructed brick wall "unlikely to keep water out". More soon. | 1 | |
Al OPecia | 12 hours |
| Revealed: Hassan Rouhani Is A Partick Thistle Supporter | 0 | |
Mike Turbine-Hamilton | 13 hours |
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Dumbnews | 13 hours |
| I'd have preferred the tangerine, admits Nigella | 0 | |
medici2471 | 13 hours |
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