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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Aspiring Evil Villain To Buy Irish Cold War Bunker
February 9th, 2016,
Ballymena, NORTHERN IRELAND- Professor Cyrus Blackthorne, a self-described psychotic misanthrope and avid Hello Kitty memorabilia collector, has made it known that he plans to...
10.02.16 4:28am Takos1021
Age UK to clarify that energy prices include a substantial donation.
More mis-selling soon...
09.02.16 11:04pm deskpilot3
The Jump merges with 24 Hours in A&E 0
09.02.16 10:13pm Dick Everyman
Man on fire at Kensington Palace victim of candle in the wind. 1
09.02.16 10:59pm Dick Everyman
Kim Sears declares this one is definitly...'out!' 1
09.02.16 11:02pm Dick Everyman
Academy of Motion Picture Arts considered Stallone boycott. 1
09.02.16 11:03pm Dick Everyman
Jeremy Hunt unable to get an appointment to talk to Junior Doctors. 0
09.02.16 8:33pm deskpilot3
Footbal fans buy kit then burn it saying it's too expensive 0
09.02.16 8:17pm Dun Dunkin
Channel 4 show The Jump to be renamed The Slide 1
09.02.16 11:07pm Dick Everyman
North Korea edging upwards towards Trump on the Thermometer of Barking Madness. 0
09.02.16 5:51pm Al OPecia
Gigantic sperm found on Wales beach 0
09.02.16 5:29pm farmer giles
C4 to conduct review into The Jump "because it's shit"
Hopefully no more soon...
09.02.16 2:47pm johnnydobbo
Coffee worker wins dyslexia case. Says "Thank God, I was sick of chardonnay" 0
09.02.16 1:43pm NotNowCato
Newsreaders instructed to scowl and spit after mentioning ‘so called’ ISIS
In a bid to step up faltering support for their policies in Syria, the Government has instructed news organisations that all broadcasters must spit and sneer whenever ‘so called’ ISIS, Islamic...
Stan and Des
09.02.16 2:59pm cinquecento
RMT announces date of next tube strike cancellation 0
Stan and Des
09.02.16 12:25pm Stan and Des
Opera strike not over until the fat lady sings 0
09.02.16 11:53am Dun Dunkin
Kim Sears confirms that she was impregnated by the second seed 0
09.02.16 11:11am medici2471
Starbucks signs cheque "Bartsucks" 0
09.02.16 10:56am sydalg
Andy Murray's daughter expected to be British number 1 'within weeks' 1
09.02.16 10:52am james_doc
'More 100mph storms likely if Britain leaves EU' warns Cameron
David Cameron has warned British voters to expect even more storms to batter the country if they choose to leave the EU.
'We can expect the French to tear up our agreement with them to keep the...
09.02.16 4:19pm Gerontius
Koh-i-Noor to be set into Oxford Rhodes statue. That'll learn 'em. 1
09.02.16 3:01pm cinquecento
Chancellor admits having sex with taxpayers 0
09.02.16 8:34am Dun Dunkin
Wife blames Met Office as Storm Mitchell rips through marital bed
A Surrey housewife has blamed the Met Office for her husband naming his “storms of flatulence.” Susan Richards was speaking after Storm Mitchell was unleashed under the duvet this morning just...
09.02.16 8:22am StanleyMizaru
Dyslexic Starbucks employee says tribunal win 'better latte than never' 5
09.02.16 10:06am jimmydodger
Deepcut parent charged with ‘wasting police indifference’
Des James, father of Private Cheryl James who died in mysterious circumstances at Deepcut Barracks, has apologised to Surrey Police for asking them to investigate her death properly.
09.02.16 8:07am deceangli
Dyslexic Barrister sues Starbucks for loss of court earnings 1
09.02.16 8:18am Gerontius
Stabrucks employee wins dyslexia case 0
09.02.16 7:45am Dick Everyman
‘Racing certainty’ ‘Ground Fill Boy’ ‘rubbish tip’ 0
09.02.16 7:35am farmer giles
"Far too many hoops to go through for a job interview", says circus performer. 3
09.02.16 3:03pm cinquecento
Beyonce favourite for 200m gold at Rio Olympics - (Cooperative)
More to follow...
08.02.16 10:46pm apepper