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Nice Admin Lady
Saying No Pun Intended, When You Clearly Intended, Is Now A Criminal Offence

When people say no pun intended, after clearly intending it, has always been questionable. Why for instance did the offender simply just not say it? Worse still, why leave it written when there was...

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Macattack1964 24.04.18 4:15pm
Macattack1964
Robot King To Be Next Monarch

Scientists have revealed that a deal has been struck for a new Robot Monarch Model 47H109 they have been secretly developing, to succeed Her Majesty the Queen. King Robot the 1st will replace Charles...

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daneade 24.04.18 3:55pm
daneade
Recent heatwave stretches NHS beyond breaking point

Following last week's heatwave The NHS has declared a national emergency saying that it has been stretched far beyond breaking point. Dr Raj Singh, an A&E Registrar from Watford said: 'We have...

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Chipchase 24.04.18 3:25pm
beau-jolly
Trump Macron Mwarr Mwarr talks continue without French kissing. 0
ron cawleyoni 24.04.18 3:23pm
ron cawleyoni
Robot successfully builds Ikea chair, but can't find it's way out of the store. 3
deskpilot3 24.04.18 2:24pm
dominic_mcg
Police expect trouble between suffragettes and suffrasharks at statue unveiling. 1
dominic_mcg 24.04.18 2:04pm
sockpuppet
Daily Mail hires new China correspondent, Wei Oh Wei 2
sydalg 24.04.18 2:02pm
sockpuppet
Strangers clamouring to see pictures of new-born baby 'not at all weird'

More royal stuff soon and in sodding perpetuity...

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Bravenewmalden 24.04.18 1:58pm
Bravenewmalden
Buck House partying like its 1999 at anticipation of new princes purple reign.

"More prosecco Liz""yah yah" hic...

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ron cawleyoni 24.04.18 1:46pm
ron cawleyoni
Royals ‘gutted’ that they called the first one ‘George’

The Palace today admitted that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge rather regret naming their first child ‘George’. 'A Royal opportunity may have been missed during a time of transition and...

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Squudge 24.04.18 1:43pm
Chipchase
The Queen applies for a German Passport. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 24.04.18 1:34pm
sydalg
Prog Rock fans delight as new royal to be named Prince Olias of Windsor

Progressive Rock fans are today delighted, that in a big nod to their favourite music, Prince William and Kate are to name their new son Olias, after the eponymous hero of 1970s concept album, Olias...

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Chipchase 24.04.18 10:41am
Chipchase
All royal events to happen on significant dates

Events concerning the Windsor family can no longer take place on boring meaningless days, palace insiders have confirmed. "Commoners can have their weddings or births on any old day", says a...

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sydalg 24.04.18 10:24am
sydalg
Immigration dept. hearing confirms How Hi is a Chinaman. 0
Maverick 24.04.18 10:23am
Maverick
Weird guy on internet wants new "Friends" to "Like" him. 0
Maverick 24.04.18 10:20am
Maverick
Kate Middleton’s uterus to house News International

Rupert Murdoch’s publishing works have decided to relocate to the Royal Womb in an attempt to cut down commuter costs and the need for a telescopic lens. By taking residency in the reproductive...

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Wrenfoe 24.04.18 9:49am
Wrenfoe
Terrorism really affecting our insurance premiums, says van hire business. 0
dominic_mcg 24.04.18 9:32am
dominic_mcg
Fawcett statue a big disappointment for "Charlie's Angels" fans. 1
ron cawleyoni 24.04.18 9:29am
dominic_mcg
"But I thought I'm the Go Home Secretary" says Amber Rudd 1
Crayon 24.04.18 8:30am
sockpuppet
Debate whether dragon slaying reduces CO2 or endangers rare species

Climate-change enthusiasts vs. wild-life conservationists: which kind of environmentalist are [i]you[/i]? ...

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sockpuppet 24.04.18 8:27am
sockpuppet
Woman has baby

more soon Well, I notice no one had done it. Its becoming a tradition...

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Not Amused 24.04.18 8:23am
sockpuppet
US reduces duty on snails & frogs' legs following Macron visit 0
sockpuppet 24.04.18 8:07am
sockpuppet
St George's slaughter of dragon 'was halal compliant' notes Corbyn 0
cinquecento 24.04.18 8:00am
cinquecento
Nashville gunman's nakedness 'shows that he was a dangerous nutter' 0
sockpuppet 24.04.18 7:59am
sockpuppet
Labour candidate Mandy Richards' court ban for conspiracism 'all a Zionist plot' 0
cinquecento 24.04.18 7:58am
cinquecento
Corbyn becomes passionate St.George supporter on learning that he is Palestinian 0
sockpuppet 24.04.18 7:57am
sockpuppet
TSB commissioned to administer Windrush compensation scheme 0
Hindari Banga 24.04.18 7:50am
Hindari Banga
More agony for government as Windrush turns to Goldrush. 0
ron cawleyoni 24.04.18 7:17am
ron cawleyoni
Royal baby name confirmed as Tyler

Royal watchers are delighted at the choice of Tyler as the new Royal name. 'We heard it might be old school, like Michael or Richard but we're glad the Royal Family are embracing modern Britain,'...

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throngsman 24.04.18 6:57am
cinquecento
Kate Middleton's womb no longer fit for a prince 0
Crayon 24.04.18 12:42am
Crayon