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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Premiership football career dream shattered, admits Rolf 0
12.02.16 4:08pm medici2471
Richard Dawkins says he will make full recovery from stroke, 'thank God' 0
12.02.16 3:04pm throngsman
Rolf admits his return to Animal Hospital 'might be delayed' 0
12.02.16 3:02pm throngsman
Doctors confirm music lovers worst fears...Manilow will sing again 0
12.02.16 2:05pm irreverendJ
GSK to pay government to defer fine 0
12.02.16 1:00pm throngsman
Glaxo Smith Kline board unable to cope with fine due to cost of anti-depressants 0
12.02.16 12:57pm Smart Alex
BMA finds clause in small print of new contract about washing Jeremy Hunt's car
The British Medical Association has reacted angrily to a clause in their new contract which requires junior doctors to valet Jeremy Hunt’s car whenever he visits an NHS hospital in England....
12.02.16 12:27pm harrypalmer
Politician "suffered head injury, woke up speaking fluent bullshit" 0
12.02.16 12:26pm sydalg
Hunt announces test to prove that lower pay rates lead to higher salaries - (Cooperative)
Incapable of doing the same sums as the prodigiously-intelligent, highly-trained academics that form the country’s junior doctor population, Health Minister Jeremy Hunt is planning to find out for...
12.02.16 12:08pm Midfield Diamond
Junior doctors impose new contract on Jeremy Hunt
The ongoing conflict between junior doctors in the NHS and Jeremy Hunt, the Health Secretary deepened even further today after an announcement from the BMA that Jeremy Hunt will be forced to submit...
12.02.16 12:28pm Midfield Diamond
Tourists in Rio warned not to suggest a little head when in red light district 0
12.02.16 11:29am sydalg
Gravity waves fail The Jeremy Kyle Ligo Detector Test. 0
12.02.16 11:20am Ian Searle
Assad launches urgent inquiry into public morale
Bashar al-Assad has launched an urgent inquiry into the Syrian public's morale and welfare as large numbers threaten to leave the country rather than accept being barrel-bombed to bits by his...
12.02.16 11:11am LondonTom
12.02.16 11:13am LondonTom
Survey latest: Live people outliving dead ones
More to follow...
12.02.16 10:23am apepper
Scientists discover Google's financial ‘black hole’
Research, by the LIGO Collaboration, has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time and your ‘tax bill’. A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes (‘what...
12.02.16 4:03pm beau-jolly
Outcome of Osborne family biggest c**t competition 'too close to call' 0
12.02.16 9:41am harrypalmer
Syria to be sold to highest bidder 0
12.02.16 9:04am Dun Dunkin
Jeremy Hunt answers your health questions. - (Cooperative)
As I've got older, I've found that I am not as healthy as I used to be. It all started very well -I was a much wanted child born in the late 1940s to adoring parents- and had attention...
S J Roe
12.02.16 8:46am Sinnick
Girls: Shag A Policemen - Then You Can Get Compensation When He Dumps You 1
11.02.16 11:32pm Dick Everyman
Gravity Wave Discovery 'Bigger Than Higgs Boson' - But Then, So Are Most Things
More Big/Small Science discoveries soon ...
11.02.16 10:33pm Titus
Greater Anglia cancellations due to 'wrong kind of gravitational waves' 0
11.02.16 10:32pm cinquecento
Homosexual Hell's Angel To Receive Lifetime Achievement Award
February 10th, 2016,
Gavindale, SOUTH CAROLINA- Thousands of bikers from around the United States gathered on Saturday in the small South Carolina town of Gavindale to witness Nikki "Stinkfinger"...
12.02.16 8:24am S J Roe
Scientists discover Mexican waves. 0
11.02.16 10:19pm Tammy Flugh
Giant Nostril Discovered in Space
Physicists have announced the discovery of a ‘Giant Nostril’ in space. The enormous proboscis was first anticipated by Dave, a enthusiastic LSD user, nearly 50 years ago.
Scientists have been...
12.02.16 7:56am Dick Everyman
Junior Doctors Tell Health Minister They Want A Second Opinion 0
11.02.16 10:04pm Titus
Science Suddenly Become Cool As Dudes Surf Gravity Waves
More soon from our Science Correspondent ...
11.02.16 10:02pm Titus
Prolonged junior Dr's strike: a kick to the Hunt claims minister 0
11.02.16 3:25pm simonjmr
George Osborne struck off after inappropriate relationship with Beelzebub 0
11.02.16 2:32pm Landfill
Ticket price hike was to cover Daniel Sturridge’s medical bills say Liverpool
Liverpool’s board have claimed that the increase in the cost of match day tickets to £77.00 was intended to cover the cost of the team of physios and doctors looking after striker Daniel Sturridge...
11.02.16 12:45pm harrypalmer