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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Speech plagiarism doubts as Michelle Obama 'honored to be in Sports Illustrated' 0
26.07.16 6:59pm cinquecento
Mayor Of Rouen Says 'Will No-One Rid Me Of These Turbulent Jihadists?' 0
26.07.16 6:21pm Titus
Pokémon hunters accidentally capture the Holy Ghost in pokéball.
The incident, which took place near a church, occurred as the hunters were looking for other imaginary beings. Church intent on continuing with holy binity...
26.07.16 5:57pm dwolleba
Kidnappers Tell Bernie Ecclestone 'Pay £28m Or We'll Free Your Mother-In-Law' 0
26.07.16 5:29pm Titus
Royal Mint announces record profits
After years of printing bank notes and minting coins, the Royal Mint - producer of half the World's coinage, announced today that it has made a record profit this year.
In other news, around 100...
26.07.16 5:11pm ionb
the last recorded instance of the phrase "You just don't expect that sort of thing to happen around here" to occur in March 2017...
Mr Glover Lover
26.07.16 5:02pm Mr Glover Lover
Another Brexit benefit as Boris announces great deal with Nigerian prince
More to follow...
26.07.16 4:27pm apepper
Brexit’s Latest Victim - Le Vice Anglais
The British penchant for spanking in the bedroom might have to relinquish its sexy French name as Britain leaves the European Union, says Verity Burns, CEO of the erotic products manufacturer Spanky...
26.07.16 4:27pm Jodster
Labour Party To Re-Brand As 'Political Solutions'
Concerned by its falling popularity with consumers despite a recent huge increase in the number of its shareholders, the Labour Party is reported to have hired marketing and PR consultants...
26.07.16 4:16pm Titus
Freemasons to introduce secret cleched fist welcome
A leak today from the Freemasons detailed proposals to introduce a secret clenched fist welcome as a means of introduction.
This proposal comes amid the growing trend to touch clenched fists rather...
26.07.16 3:12pm Snail
France claims success as Dover Blockade stops ISIS getting out of Country 0
26.07.16 3:08pm marlon bando
bernie Ecclestone out of his depth finds himself in a taxing situation 0
26.07.16 2:29pm marlon bando
Bernie Ecclestones' first wife admits even she cannot get him out of this one 0
26.07.16 2:16pm marlon bando
Let's make Cheese grate again, says prospective MP for Wensleydale 1
26.07.16 1:07pm chrisf
Brazilian hostage takers demand 36.5M from Ecclestone to hold mother-in-law 0
26.07.16 12:18pm Thundi
Nation celebrates Froome's Tour de France win. That nation being Kenya.
Chris Froome 'I don't understand why Bradley Wiggins is more popular than me with the British public' er cos he's British...
26.07.16 11:28am simonjmr
Leave vote implications hit, as forecasts of 20 years of dirty UK cars announced - (Cooperative) 0
26.07.16 11:26am simonjmr
why did the labour mp cross the road?
with so many coups he thought he was a chicken...
26.07.16 10:56am Dun Dunkin
Aussies fly Muralitharan to Rio to advise javelin squad 0
26.07.16 10:41am Sir Lupus
Phillip Green to be stripped of chest hair, mullet.
A Commons select committee will decide whether former British Home Stores boss Phillip Green should be stripped of his trademark chest hair and mullet. It’s the first time a judicial ruling on a...
26.07.16 9:58am Olivia
Uttlesford Croquet Club chairman exposed as only owning 9 servants. 0
26.07.16 8:56am Thundi
Avian vets finally clarify the difference between unlawful and ill eagle 1
26.07.16 8:40am Titus
Coup Labour MP now has counter coup against the coup...... 1
26.07.16 8:35am Titus
Philip Green Praised For Services To Yacht Building Industry 0
26.07.16 7:57am Titus
Natalie Bennett Denies Buying Her Party From Sir Philip For £1 0
25.07.16 11:51pm Titus
Tougher sentences sought for hate-crime as tongue-twisters “much harder to say"
Sentences for ‘hate-crime’ should be tougher. Long, verbose, unpronounceable prose full of alliteration, sibilance, diphthongs and ‘th’ sounds are “much harder to say, so much harder to...
25.07.16 11:45pm Titus
Marni Nixon Revealed As Voice Of Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin & Kathleen Ferrier
(She probably wrote this sub as well.) ...
25.07.16 11:41pm Titus
Philip Green first public figure to be recognised for a Shitehood 2
25.07.16 10:13pm chrisf
Blanket ban for Russian smoke-signalling team 3
25.07.16 10:12pm chrisf
English FA Admit to Long-term Usage of Performance-Inhibiting Drugs
"Don't look at the team and brand them failures : these guys are selfless guinea-pigs in the fore-front of medical research, bettering mankind's pharmaceutical understanding"
Hot on the heels of the...
25.07.16 9:49pm chrisf