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Paula Radcliffe forcibly restrained from urinating in street while presenting 0
cinquecento 22.04.18 10:00am
cinquecento
Palace double celebration: Pippa is 'with child' and Meghan is with child 1
beckfordburger 22.04.18 9:57am
cinquecento
Left Alert: 10 things no-one tells you about running a marathon.

With the London Marathon taking place today, and up to 40000 people taking part, probably dressed as an ostrich, a rhinoceros or a freaking Smurf, Newsbiscuit has prepared a list of 10 facts for...

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dominic_mcg 22.04.18 9:56am
cinquecento
Kim Jong-Un to disband Army. Unemployment predicted to reach 98% 0
umfuli 22.04.18 9:50am
umfuli
Queen snubs runners by refusing to give traditional high 5s at Marathon start 0
Chipchase 22.04.18 9:45am
Chipchase
Companies to be forced to remove 'solutions' from van liveries and letterheads

Plans are at an advanced stage that look set to implement a total ban on companies from appending the word 'solutions' to their van liveries, letterheads and general signage. A spokesman for the...

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Chipchase 22.04.18 9:43am
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Queen remains awake throughout birthday concert 0
tamoshanter 22.04.18 9:41am
tamoshanter
London Marathon runners advised to fully charge mobile phones before race 0
beckfordburger 22.04.18 6:38am
beckfordburger
Cost Of All Cheap Things Rises As Consequence Of Increase In Price Of Chips 0
Titus 21.04.18 10:20pm
Titus
Social Media Vilified For Inability To Prove That 50% Of Tweets Are From Women 2
Titus 21.04.18 9:26pm
Titus
International Concern As N Korea Decides To Rely On Untested Nuclear Weapons 0
Titus 21.04.18 9:22pm
Titus
DJ can't delay his decay 0
Crayon 21.04.18 8:21pm
Crayon
Coronation Street's OCD storyline not quite good enough, say sufferers. 1
dominic_mcg 21.04.18 7:56pm
Crayon
"Avicii who?" replaces "Dale who?" 0
sydalg 21.04.18 7:04pm
sydalg
Facebook to move HQ to Narnia to avoid regulation 0
deskpilot3 21.04.18 6:55pm
deskpilot3
Sabines launch class action for historic sex offences 2
cinquecento 21.04.18 6:52pm
deskpilot3
Windrush immigrant found hanging in Tate gallery. More soon. 0
Arthur 21.04.18 5:56pm
Arthur
"A vicii has died? So how many of them are left?" asks your dad

[hat-tip to Wrenfoe]...

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Crayon 21.04.18 5:47pm
Crayon
Queen awards Charles ‘I Am The Head Of The Commonwealth’ chocolate medal 0
farmer giles 21.04.18 4:33pm
farmer giles
'What's DJ Avicii?' asks anyone over 30

more later...

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Wrenfoe 21.04.18 4:21pm
farmer giles
Grammar pedant who talks out of his arse ‘needs a colonoscopy’ 2
farmer giles 21.04.18 4:20pm
farmer giles
Flood "not proof of climate change", says God

The Creator of the Universe has threatened to come down hard on people who are claiming the period of heavy rainfall that almost exterminated mankind "is incontrovertible evidence of climate change"....

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sydalg 21.04.18 3:14pm
Arthur
May strikes post-Brexit deal for import of North Korean nuclear missiles. 0
Arthur 21.04.18 3:00pm
Arthur
North Korean translators shot in mass execution. More soon. 0
Arthur 21.04.18 2:48pm
Arthur
Wife admits to holding in a fart for 10 years

Petra Neysmith (35) has told friends that she can no longer suppress ‘the gaseous rage’ within her. Sadly, in a vain attempt to keep her marriage together, Petra has not only been living a lie,...

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Wrenfoe 21.04.18 11:10am
sydalg
Comedian Completes Whole Act Without Discussing Their Sexual Orientation Shock 1
Titus 21.04.18 10:51am
dominic_mcg
Outrage as pensioner forced to work for foreigners

More to follow...

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apepper 21.04.18 10:18am
apepper
North Korea halts missile tests until it can find a stronger elastic band. 0
dominic_mcg 21.04.18 9:33am
dominic_mcg
‘Shit-shaming’ map accidentally spots Theresa May

‘Doodoowatch’, an interactive website that locates unwanted dog excrement, has inadvertently become targeting software for members of the cabinet. Security services have become concerned that...

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Wrenfoe 21.04.18 9:15am
Titus
Royal Horticultural Society to undergo changes after root-and-branch review. 0
dominic_mcg 21.04.18 8:53am
dominic_mcg