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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Saudis 'Guilty, Until Jamal Khashoggi Comes Back To Life' |
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Titus |
17.10.18 10:18am
umfuli |
| Saudi slammed as queues to be senselessly murdered lengthen outside embassies If you want to be brutally murdered in the Saudi Embassy in Paris, you may have to wait seven hours. In Berlin, those who wish to be quietly and tragically assassinated in the Saudi Embassy there... |
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nickb |
17.10.18 10:10am
umfuli |
| Owen Jones announced as next James Bond Guardian columnist and militant flounce-moppet Owen Jones is set to unveiled as the new James Bond later today in a surprise move from the franchise.
‘It was something of a surprise for us too,’... |
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Skylarking |
17.10.18 9:19am
cinquecento |
| Harry and Meghan have nits |
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Myke |
17.10.18 9:11am
Myke |
| Concern as French vow to turn back UK dinghies and boats |
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Myke |
17.10.18 9:09am
Myke |
| Mary Wanna sues Canadian government for nuisance sales calls |
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Myke |
17.10.18 9:01am
Myke |
| May moves Brexit talks to Canada "it makes sense when you smoke a *lot* of pot" More to follow... |
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apepper |
17.10.18 8:55am
apepper |
| Cable failure affects Paddington. Bear slaps marmalade sandwich in his face. |
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Myke |
17.10.18 8:55am
Myke |
| Owen Jones announced as next James Bond Guardian columnist and militant flounce-moppet Owen Jones is set to unveiled as the new James Bond later today in a surprise move from the franchise.
‘It was something of a surprise for us too,’... |
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Skylarking |
17.10.18 8:28am
Skylarking |
| Piers Morgan attacks Daniel Craig for preferring his martinis shaken not stirred |
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Mick Turate |
17.10.18 8:20am
Mick Turate |
| Smoke Canada Dry. |
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ron cawleyoni |
17.10.18 7:20am
ron cawleyoni |
| EuroTV announces a new series called "Ile Cannibale". A new television series is to be launched next month by a pan European TV Network featuring an imaginary island. The series is anticipated to be aired over a period of three years.
Unlike previous... |
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umfuli |
17.10.18 6:44am
Gerontius |
| Royal foetus declared loveliest foetus by press The Duke and Duchess of Sussex's unborn baby has been universally hailed by they world's press as a 'gestation-stage royal fit for the modern age'.
The prenatal organism has been particularly... |
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Adrian Bamforth |
17.10.18 6:41am
Gerontius |
| 'Tolerance will be our credo post-Brexit' say DUP As concerns grow across Northern Ireland's immigrant communities over what a post-Brexit landscape might look like, the DUP has said today that it's completely open to adopting any philosophical,... |
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Chipchase |
17.10.18 6:16am
Chipchase |
| Hey Man ... Calls For UK To, Like, Adopt Canada Model After Brexit Far out (from the EU) later, man ... |
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Titus |
17.10.18 5:19am
Titus |
| Chinese Lifespan Increases As Fewer Become Journalists Or Visit Saudi Embassies |
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Titus |
17.10.18 4:32am
Titus |
| Pippa Middleton gives birth to baby boy. Baby and mother's arse both well. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 11:34pm
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Skylarking |
16.10.18 7:14pm
Skylarking |
| Bercow invokes ten-year, floating retirement backstop |
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Guido Drapatolli |
16.10.18 6:03pm
Guido Drapatolli |
| Bench-press babies or you're a faggot, men told |
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Benvoleo |
16.10.18 6:01pm
Benvoleo |
| Microsoft's Paul Allen gets blue screen. |
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JETFAB |
16.10.18 4:22pm
Titus |
| Piers Morgan sits down to pee. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 3:32pm
deceangli |
| PG Wodehouse to sue Rees-Mogg for plagiarism |
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deceangli |
16.10.18 3:25pm
Chipchase |
| Calls For Death Penalty For Passengers Who Don't Move Across On Double Seats or at least charge them double fare, for all their bloody bags and baggages ... |
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Titus |
16.10.18 2:51pm
Titus |
| Snowflakes Say 'Naughty People Who Call Us Unkind Things Need An F Good Kicking' |
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Titus |
16.10.18 2:46pm
Titus |
| Melania clarifies: she did care about "I don't care" jacket so wasn't lying Melanie Trump has clarified that she did deliberately choose to wear a jacket saying "I don't care" on an official engagement earlier this year, and therefore it was true that she didn't care and not... |
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Sir Lupus |
16.10.18 2:12pm
Chipchase |
| Peter Principle to be renamed 'The Theresa Principle' TBH, this joke could be re-used weekly, across a wide swathe of politicians... |
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deceangli |
16.10.18 1:14pm
deceangli |
| "It hurts our feelings when you use bags from other shops," till staff say Supermarket checkout workers have urged shoppers to stop using bags for life from other stores as they find it too upsetting.
Over the past few years, customers have been urged to reuse plastic bags... |
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Gavin Beans |
16.10.18 12:50pm
Gavin Beans |
| Windrush generation prevented from winning Blue Peter badges. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 12:47pm
dominic_mcg |
| Getting answers from Saudis ‘like pulling teeth’ says UN |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:58am
Myke |
