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More (bureaucracy, that is, probably not vaccine) later. '[i]Virus, Now Required To Fill In Even More Forms Before Being Allowed To Infect Anyone, Gives Up & Goes Away.[/i]' ...

Faced with the prospect of becoming non-petting zoos for aggrieved travellers with as much self-awareness as a gregarious Covid particle surfing the crest of a spit-flecked “BUT I’M EXEMPT!”...

1. What should you do if you hear a continuously sounding fire alarm?, A) evacuate the building immediately, B) stay put, it will probably be a test, C) fetch marshmallows, stat., D) Archie...

Colin the Cannibal, Swindon’s most notorious serial killer, has had his sentence doubled following forensic examination of his gloating notes to police. “The man’s an animal” said...

'We had been all been comforted and reassured by the confident belief that this plague was part of God's Great Plan and was a punishment for our sinfulness, which we could only overcome by...

During his 4593rd Downing Street press conference, PM and Finger Puppet in Chief for the military wing of the Tory party, Boris Johnson, was forced into making a new non-apology. The non-apology,...

While the Government introduces Quarantine Hotels, plans to put potentially ill travellers in your spare bedroom have been less than popular. Airbnb plans to offer private lodgings for any...

Caretaker Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been speaking about his 'passion' for the character of Frank Spencer. "I like to wear a beret in private and blow stuff up", he told journalists. "Then I...