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National Health Service to be rebranded National Half Service

Plans for a radical rebrand of the National Health Service make genocide look like Jaffa cakes, it has emerged. Leaked confidential papers drawn up by the Secretary for Sickness, Jeremy Hunt, show...

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Jodster 27.08.16 9:38am
Jodster
Donald Trump promotes....Donald Trump!

In shocking news, Donald Trump has promised a change to the American Flag. If he is elected the stars and stripes as we know it will have a neat little addition, Donald Trump's face. His campaign...

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Feldman 27.08.16 9:37am
Feldman
Dead man "was a bit of a shit" claims brother

The brother of a dead man has made the shock claim that he "was a right nob actually", after reading his obituary in the paper. John Rushern, 43, of Greater Manchester, was moved to make the claims...

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andyiong 27.08.16 9:33am
Titus
Kidnapper of Mars CEO has Bounty on his head.

I'll get my coat...

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Maverick 27.08.16 9:28am
Titus
Both Tories & Labour Deny That Proposed NHS Cuts Will Leave Nothing To Privatise

More confused allegations and denials about our Notional Health Service later ...

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Titus 27.08.16 9:24am
Titus
Safe Movers and Packers in Faridabad

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mangalpanday 27.08.16 8:32am
mangalpanday
Diane Abbott forced to wear a Berkini. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 27.08.16 8:14am
cinquecento
NewsBiscuit dominated by BBC agenda: Brexit, Burkinis and Corbyn. 0
silly billy scotland 27.08.16 7:58am
silly billy scotland
Mad hatter has a price on his head. 2
Maverick 27.08.16 7:58am
chrisf
Harry jubilant as French court overturns beach Nazi uniform ban 0
cinquecento 27.08.16 7:44am
cinquecento
Good Movers and Packers in Ghaziabad

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mangalpanday 27.08.16 6:49am
mangalpanday
British towns come of age with triple-barrelled names

Cities, towns and even small villages across the UK have joined in a new craze of giving themselves updated triple-barrelled names of the kind enjoyed by Kingston-upon-Thames or even more. Among the...

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Oxbridge 27.08.16 6:27am
Sinnick
Branson's bike seat 'now vacant', Corbyn's press team confirms 0
Squudge 27.08.16 6:22am
Squudge
Corbyn found in possession of bicycle spanners and a smirk. 0
Maverick 27.08.16 6:15am
Maverick
Pressure mounts for Porcini to be banned from French beaches

There are calls today for deeply threatening and inappropriate clothing dubbed 'Porcini' (colloquially 'Cuntkini') to be banned from public places including French beaches. People relaxing all over...

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Squudge 26.08.16 10:51pm
Squudge
Commuters 'furious' at the preferential treatment shown to Jeremy Corbyn

Commuters on the Kings Cross to York line were said to be ‘furious’ at the preferential treatment shown by Virgin Trains to Jeremy Corbyn yesterday. “I’ve had to sit on the floor numerous...

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baron la croix 26.08.16 8:22pm
Titus
'Burkinis' fine if tight-fitting and made of rubber... 0
Loundshay 26.08.16 6:54pm
Loundshay
Reading Festival a Massive Disappointment, complain Librarians 4
Jodster 26.08.16 6:52pm
Sinnick
Britain Considers Banning The Burberrykini, Just To Keep Up With The French

Hat tip to Squudge...

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Titus 26.08.16 5:57pm
Titus
Corbyn: "I told you you'd better not check the CCTV, Branson" 0
Sinnick 26.08.16 5:40pm
Sinnick
Virgin boss unseated by Corbyn Curse. Owen Smith gone into hiding... 0
silly billy scotland 26.08.16 2:40pm
silly billy scotland
Virgin boss unseated by Corbyn Curse. Owen Smith gone into hiding... 0
silly billy scotland 26.08.16 2:39pm
silly billy scotland
Untidy cupboard under your kitchen sink looking forward to relaxing Bank Holiday

Your untidied cupboard under the kitchen sink will enjoy yet another relaxing extended weekend chilling in its own cluttered mess, it has confirmed. The news comes despite it being priority number 1,...

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chrisf 26.08.16 1:08pm
chrisf
Tommy Cooper exhibition at London Museum. Victoria. Albert. Albert. Victoria. 0
dominic_mcg 26.08.16 12:51pm
dominic_mcg
Owen Smith fails to find seat at Corbyn rally

Leaked video footage shows the Labour contender trying to squeeze through a throng of Corbynistas at a recent leadership event, only for Mr. Smith to produce a fake disability badge and ungraciously...

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Wrenfoe 26.08.16 10:24am
chrisf
Daesh pissed off at inability to claim responsibility for Italian earthquake 1
sockpuppet 26.08.16 9:34am
silly billy scotland
NHS Crisis: ‘Not enough sutures for planned cuts’ 0
silly billy scotland 26.08.16 9:23am
silly billy scotland
‘iPhones Hacked with One Tap.’ Polish plumbers seek to cash in. 0
silly billy scotland 26.08.16 9:22am
silly billy scotland
Proxima-B identical to earth ‘except for one kind of liquorice allsorts.'

Scientists investigating planets that might be similar to ours have discovered a planet almost identical to planet earth, named Proxima-B. ‘Initially, atsronomers were trying to identify planets...

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nickb 25.08.16 7:51pm
Iscariot
War between Fruit and Veg escalates as Brussels attack Apple. 2
Jodster 25.08.16 6:27pm
baron la croix