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Nice Admin Lady
Trump: transgender toilets in line for a slash 0
beckfordburger 23.02.17 9:43am
beckfordburger
Government Tentatively Asks Daesh To Repay Ronald Fiddler's £1m Compensation

'Er, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, chaps? '...

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Titus 23.02.17 9:05am
Titus
Fury over Brits lack of diversity as Bowie fails to win some catergories.

.. thought he was a shoe-in for Best International Female., Maybe he'll get that one next year. More deification soon...

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MADJEZ 23.02.17 8:38am
MADJEZ
New child freindly fire alarm to play ice cream van jingle. 1
Al OPecia 23.02.17 8:31am
Titus
Trump Is A Fantastic President. Literally.

'The word "fantastic" is frequently used - in fact, grossly over-used - to describe someone or something favourably' says linguistics professor Lewis Morris of Bagwyllydiart university. 'When they...

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Titus 23.02.17 8:24am
Titus
US tourist in Italy awed by Papal bathroom: 'Holy shit!' 0
Renrag 23.02.17 5:45am
Renrag
Last words to jihadi: "Don't fiddle with that" 0
sydalg 23.02.17 3:15am
sydalg
Fiddler given £1m "after heartrending rendition of 'If I Were a Rich Man'" 0
sydalg 23.02.17 3:09am
sydalg
BBC.....Baby Boomers Comedy.

Barry Cryer to help launch new government 'YTS' comedy course for the over 60s.., that's the..'Your Too Senile'.. for comedy...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 10:42pm
ron cawleyoni
Trappist-1 sets an other-world record 0
Sinnick 22.02.17 10:28pm
Sinnick
Fiddler had £1 million pound in tax free isis account. 0
ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 10:26pm
ron cawleyoni
Bull run on Wall St. 0
Maverick 22.02.17 10:25pm
Maverick
Nasa discovers Earth-like planet Donald Trump is on 1
Adrian Bamforth 22.02.17 10:11pm
Titus
David Bowie wins Deathtime Achievment Award at the Brits.

More good career moves soon...

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MADJEZ 22.02.17 10:09pm
MADJEZ
Trump writes cold war spy thriller titled..'Melania in Entrapment'..True story.

Plus a follow up called..'The Oppressa File'another True story...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 10:02pm
ron cawleyoni
Who ate to one all the pies. 1
MADJEZ 22.02.17 9:49pm
ron cawleyoni
Wardrobe malfunction at Brit Awards.

Reports coming in of 'Wardrobe Malfunction' in one of the star's dressing room., apparently..a hinge..has come loose on one of the doors, causing panic and pandemonium, as the mirror on the door...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 9:41pm
ron cawleyoni
Farage proves reasonable people are fascists

In an eloquent speech today, marred only by the occasional chant of 'fuck off Farage, you twat', the former leader of UKIP explained why reasonable people are actually fascists. "Listen to them....

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throngsman 22.02.17 9:30pm
throngsman
Simple Simon arrested at Betfair 1
Underconstruction 22.02.17 9:00pm
ron cawleyoni
Metropolitan Police now officially run by a Dick. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.02.17 8:36pm
Renrag
Putin, Mugabe launch Donald Trump Admiration Society

Membership to be 'highly exclusive'...

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Renrag 22.02.17 8:31pm
Renrag
'Possibility of excellent beer' on Trappist-1 exoplanets 0
cinquecento 22.02.17 7:56pm
cinquecento
Pineapple Wars.

Republic of Del Monte to declare war on Iceland.warns Asda Tesco Morrison et al you are, next!...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 7:20pm
ron cawleyoni
Cressida Dick has daughter, Corolla, and son, Crown. 0
Maverick 22.02.17 7:20pm
Maverick
Ronald Fiddler turned to islamic terrorism after Carry On film work dried up.

More great names soon...

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MADJEZ 22.02.17 7:11pm
cinquecento
Trump to hire Japanese zoo officials to cull invasive aliens

Following news that a Japanese zoo has culled 57 of their snow monkeys because they were found to have "alien genes" from crossbreeding with non-native species, the zoo's switchboard has been jammed...

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Sir Lupus 22.02.17 6:52pm
Oxbridge
BBC Scotland schedule to include "I'm a Vegetarian, get me out of here!" 0
Al OPecia 22.02.17 6:44pm
Al OPecia
Fiddler on the roof...and on the gearstick...and on the steering wheel... 1
beckfordburger 22.02.17 6:22pm
Ref Minor
Queen shot four times in head by police in bungled Royal protection operation. 0
Ref Minor 22.02.17 6:21pm
Ref Minor
DickHead of the Met 0
Smart Alex 22.02.17 4:29pm
Smart Alex