| Topic — Add New »
|
Comments |
Votes | Author |
Last Comment |
| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room |
0 |
|
Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Big Ben Bong Bung Bid Buggered OK lots of other posts on the same theme but I'd like to think this beats other Big Ben Bong efforts.
Shame, in a way, that we now have a new Commons speaker. Big Ben Bong Bung Bid Buggered By... |
0 |
|
Titus |
17.01.20 2:15pm
Titus |
| Pope asks God if he can be 'less Popey' His Holiness the Pope has asked God if it’s OK to be a bit less ‘Pontifical’. A conference call with the deity and diverse angels in the realms of glory was last week held to discuss the... |
2 |
|
nickb |
17.01.20 2:08pm
Midfield Diamond |
| Jools Holland drafted in to replace Big Ben Bong fiasco with a Brexitnanny. Jools Holland has been drafted in at the last minute to BBC Maida Vale studios this week to record a Brexitnanny! In place of Big Ben Bong going going gone!,
Something which sent shivers down Jacob... |
0 |
|
ron cawleyoni |
17.01.20 2:08pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Bercow beats Harry to join Bake Off team |
0 |
|
tamoshanter |
17.01.20 2:03pm
tamoshanter |
| Post-Christmas cycle of cheese left over/biscuits left over set to continue Across the nation, households are struggling to finish up the stockpiles of cheese and biscuits bought for the festive season without being left with too much cheese for the remaining biscuits, or... |
2 |
|
Midfield Diamond |
17.01.20 1:57pm
Sir Lupus |
| No bells to listen to on 31 Jan? Why not write for Newsbiscuit instead? |
0 |
|
Mick Turate |
17.01.20 12:58pm
Mick Turate |
| No bells to listen to on 31 Jan? Why not write for Newsbiscuit instead? |
0 |
|
Mick Turate |
17.01.20 12:57pm
Mick Turate |
| Clearasil rebrands as Zitxit |
0 |
|
Mick Turate |
17.01.20 12:12pm
Mick Turate |
| Tyson Fury's Training Technique Involves Him Going Onan On Onan On |
0 |
|
Titus |
17.01.20 11:59am
Titus |
| Man who ordered 200L of Tipp-Ex on Ebay admits having made a BIG mistake! |
15 |
|
Ian Searle |
17.01.20 11:43am
Benvoleo |
| ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except me’ claims Nandy Labour leadership hopeful and part-time Franco-file, Lisa Nandy, suggested that the best way to deal with Scottish Independence was riot shields and prison-size portions of escudellla. Responding to... |
1 |
|
Wrenfoe |
17.01.20 11:37am
beau-jolly |
| Yes Minister star gives up heartbeat Breaking news... |
0 |
|
beau-jolly |
17.01.20 11:32am
beau-jolly |
| ".. and the winner, by a knock-one-out, in the blue corner, is Tyson Fury" |
1 |
|
Sinnick |
17.01.20 11:23am
Chipchase |
| Long-Bailey: "Restore power to the people - my people, obviously" |
0 |
|
Sinnick |
17.01.20 11:22am
Sinnick |
| Man who told fellatio joke accused of blowing bubble entendre |
0 |
|
sydalg |
17.01.20 10:40am
sydalg |
| Labour To Keep Rebecca Long-Shot In Reserve Until Jacob Rees-Smug Leads Tories Then, Britain can re-join the Holy Roman Empire instead of the EU and the 100-years war can resume ... |
0 |
|
Titus |
17.01.20 10:34am
Titus |
| Bell Ends Hope For Continuing Remain Campaign Missing hyphen?
... |
0 |
|
Titus |
17.01.20 10:27am
Titus |
| Bongxit |
0 |
|
Mick Turate |
17.01.20 10:18am
Mick Turate |
| Brandon Lewis granted MOT Test Centre licence Conservative MP and Minister of State for Security, Brandon Lewis, is cock-a-hoop today after his application to the Department of Transport requesting that his car lot, Brandon’s Autos of Romford... |
0 |
|
Chipchase |
17.01.20 10:07am
Chipchase |
| Toksvig to leave The Great British Bake Off after cooling off on a wire rack |
0 |
|
Ian Searle |
17.01.20 10:01am
Ian Searle |
| Odds Are Against Gambling Companies Starting To Act Responsibly Any Time Soon |
0 |
|
Titus |
17.01.20 7:52am
Titus |
| Wife of premature ejaculator admits it gets on her tits. More old joke rehashes soon... |
0 |
|
NotNowCato |
16.01.20 2:41pm
NotNowCato |
| Old porn movies to be digitally remasturbated |
3 |
|
sydalg |
16.01.20 1:28pm
Dick Everyman |
| Francois commissions new bell to commemorate UK's EU exit Tory Spartan Mark Francois, possibly the most ironic surname imaginable for a man who holds such strong views on Europe, has announced that as Big Ben will not be sounded to celebrate the UK's... |
2 |
|
Chipchase |
16.01.20 1:25pm
Landfill |
| "£50K a bong?! What's it made of? Bleedin' Lalique crystal?", says Speaker Hoyle |
6 |
|
Walter Eagle |
16.01.20 12:39pm
Sinnick |
| Appeal for Westminster Palace Bell ends; Brexiteers gather in Parliament Square Hat Tips to pretty much everyone... |
3 |
|
Benvoleo |
16.01.20 12:36pm
Sinnick |
| Bell Ends Remainers Campaign Should there be an apostrophe there somewhere?
... |
0 |
|
Titus |
16.01.20 10:09am
Titus |
| Big Bong Theory - Scientists Sceptical That This Will Create A New Universe |
0 |
|
Titus |
16.01.20 10:05am
Titus |
| Garlic bread banned from Brexit Day Celebrations Event organisers of the Brexit Day celebrations, which is to take place in London’s Parliament Square on 31 January, have stipulated that only proper British food and good old British entertainment... |
4 |
|
Dick Everyman |
16.01.20 8:51am
Sinnick |
| Owner of electric car finds he needs a current licence |
1 |
|
Smart Alex |
16.01.20 8:22am
Titus |
