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Ticket price hike was to cover Daniel Sturridge’s medical bills say Liverpool

Liverpool’s board have claimed that the increase in the cost of match day tickets to £77.00 was intended to cover the cost of the team of physios and doctors looking after striker Daniel Sturridge...

harrypalmer 11.02.16 12:45pm
Engage Specialist Packers and Movers in Chennai for Expert Moving Solution

Packers and Movers Chennai,, Going property through Chennai completely to another town of The indian subcontinent might be just about...

Devil2 11.02.16 11:54am
Beego Hedo no longer term of abuse in South America 0
Griffin 11.02.16 11:37am
Davina McCall diagnosed with severe case of over-exposure

After the grueling filming of her new nature documentary ‘Life at the Extreme’ and preparation for Alpine conditions in ‘The Jump’, Davina McCall was rushed into A&E with a severe case of...

Dick Everyman 11.02.16 10:38am
Dick Everyman
Jeremy Hunt to restrict time lords and Dr's to 1 regeneration

Hunt claims "greedy practitioners claiming 13 plus regenerations" More soon...

simonjmr 11.02.16 10:25am
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beckfordburger 11.02.16 11:54am
Jeremy Hunt to impose new "no getting ill" contracts on patients

More to follow...

apepper 11.02.16 9:57am
Pizzaland, Carpetland and Furnitureland to form alternative UN

"We are shockingly unrepresented" Several "lands" are banding together to form a new United Nations after claiming they were being excluded from the existing UN body which was created in 1945. The...

apepper 11.02.16 12:44pm
twitter character count to be reduced as populari 0
Iroquois Pliskin 11.02.16 9:53am
Iroquois Pliskin
Internet Passes Judgement on Unrecorded TV Show

With the BBC announcing the presenting line-up for the latest series of Top Gear, critics were quick to take to the internet to voice their disapproval. "Top Gear, more like FLOP Gear!" One wag...

james_doc 11.02.16 9:18am
Police 'should be neutered' in sex abuse inquiries, says Met head

Hmmmmm..Maybe a sub in there...

Gerontius 11.02.16 9:01am
Animal protection groups fail to celebrate increased squid survival 0
Adrian Bamforth 11.02.16 12:00am
Adrian Bamforth
Person reportedly takes train

A passenger has reportedly taken a train from King's Lynn to King's Cross in order to get from one place to another. ...

Gary Baldy 10.02.16 11:52pm
Gary Baldy
Liverpool owners avert crisis by cutting top ticket price to £76.99 0
deskpilot3 10.02.16 10:51pm
Twitter's 'we deny we are less popular' tweet retweeted twice 0
throngsman 10.02.16 10:03pm
Executed North Korean general may have eaten the last piece of cheese

Kim Jong-Un may have had his military chief of staff executed because he ate the last piece of Camembert at a recent lunch meeting, according to South Korean intelligence sources. Initial reports...

harrypalmer 11.02.16 8:47am
Shariah police arrest Barbie for not having burkha 0
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 8:27pm
Dun Dunkin
Government requests World War 3 be 'postponed until 2020'

The government has defended its decision to send ships it hasn't finished decommissioning to the Baltic based on President Putin's "unreasonable behaviour". "Everybody knows that starting a major war...

throngsman 10.02.16 8:15pm
Zika latest-Foreign Office advises travellers not to have a Brazilian 0
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 6:40pm
Dun Dunkin
MPs threaten to walk out if junior doctors don’t get back to work

Conservative MPs say they are prepared to take industrial action if junior doctors do not accept the new pay and conditions contract currently on offer., The Tory MPs say time is running out in...

Gerontius 11.02.16 12:48pm
White Actors Protest Lack of Diversity at BET Awards

BEVERLY HILLS, CA— While many are currently condemning the Oscars’ snubbing of a slew of talented African American actors and filmmakers, a group of white males has sought to denounce even more...

MoroccanWisdom 10.02.16 5:39pm
Footballer offers "turf on the pitch" defence 0
cinquecento 10.02.16 4:51pm
Conservative Party '100% clean' says Conservative Party commission

The Conservative Party is 'as clean as Mister Muscle's private kitchen', a Conservative Party commission into political ethics has found. The Commission, created to address 'a context of widespread...

Daniel T 10.02.16 4:46pm
Daniel T
Brazilian hat makers in crisis talks. 0
Griffin 10.02.16 4:35pm
Kim Kardashian designated an Area of Outstanding Natural Booty

Reality star Kim Kardashian has today been recognised by the Environment Agency for the significant contribution that her ample posterior makes to the natural landscape. ‘Important features such...

Long Distance Clara 11.02.16 8:50am
Recent Shootings Part Of An Attempt To Establish A Catholic Caliphate In Dublin

More pious terrorism soon ...

Titus 10.02.16 3:50pm
German Police to beat up Syrians to make them 'feel at home' 2
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 4:51pm
Daniel T
Joan Arma to cease trading.

More later...

virtuallywill 10.02.16 3:32pm
‘Old’ Hampshire votes for Pitt the Elder‏

In surprise twist to the Presidential primaries, voters from Basingstoke to Gosport have resoundingly thrown their support behind the 1st Earl of Chatham. Despite Pitt being absent from frontline...

Wrenfoe 10.02.16 3:26pm
Government introduces minimum height requirement to overcome teacher shortage 0
StanleyMizaru 10.02.16 2:55pm