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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| F@*kwit’s going home | 0 |  |
chrisf | 16.07.18 11:41pm chrisf |
| US-Russia proposed 'Joint Cyber Agreement' wins international satire award. | 0 | |
Squudge | 16.07.18 11:16pm Squudge |
| Trump leaves Britain a scathing Trip Advisor review Donald Trump has only given the UK one star on his Trip Advisor review of his recent visit. He criticised many aspects of this trip, including the food. “When I booked I had expected bed and... |
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StanleyMizaru | 16.07.18 11:03pm Squudge |
| Airfix announces it has won contract for Typhoon replacement 'It'll be pretty neat,' said Gavin Williamson, aged eight, CEO of Airfix UK and apparently Defence Secretary. 'We're working on glueless wing joints and clip together tailplanes. If we can get... |
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throngsman | 16.07.18 10:44pm MzWibble |
| Elon Musk’s hyperloop to revolutionise public transport for nonces Elon Musk’s revolutionary hyperloop transport system could enable nonces to travel great distances to find their prey, according to experts. The business magnate’s bold idea is seen as a boon to... |
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Gary Stanton | 16.07.18 10:28pm Gary Stanton |
| George Clooney eclipses Neymar as highest paid actor | 1 | |
DavidH | 16.07.18 10:25pm fletcher |
| Double glazing firm fined for threatening to put customer's windows in. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 16.07.18 10:24pm fletcher |
| Pussy Riot member with no letter i on keyboard bombarded with STD spam | 0 | |
sydalg | 16.07.18 10:11pm sydalg |
| Coming Sooner than you think new Blockbuster..Trumpobvski &The Giant Impeachment This has been a FBI Production... |
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ron cawleyoni | 16.07.18 9:39pm MzWibble |
| Putin denies having dirt on Trump "There is no substance to the allegation that we have proof that he is a liar, a bully, brash, and a very rude man. If anyone has such evidence, we know nothing about it." said the Russian President.... |
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MzWibble | 16.07.18 9:37pm MzWibble |
| Trump announces "America Second" policy At a meeting with President Putin, Trump announced a new "America Second" policy, and together they announced a new "Russia First" joint policy. His suggestion to develop a "Trump First" policy was... |
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MzWibble | 16.07.18 9:25pm MzWibble |
| Juncker denies alcohol problem during interview - drinks five glasses of bubbly The controversial head of the European Commission has denied that he has a problem with alcohol during an interview in which he drank five glasses of champagne. Allegations have circulated around... |
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MzWibble | 16.07.18 9:17pm MzWibble |
| Putin lining up Trump to replace Abramovic at Chelski. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 16.07.18 8:23pm ron cawleyoni |
| May clarifies 'no second referendum' statement by naming date 'It's government policy to state absolutes that are opposite to plans,' stated the Prime Minister today, explaining that when she said 'Brexit means Brexit' she clearly meant 'Brexit means a... |
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throngsman | 16.07.18 7:24pm throngsman |
| Putin congratulates 'sleeper agent' Trump Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow's School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted the overthrow of Western... |
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Wrenfoe | 16.07.18 7:22pm Wrenfoe |
| New 3-Way Poll: Should We Have Another Referendum: Yes / No / Let The EU Tell Us | 2 | |
Titus | 16.07.18 7:09pm Titus |
| Motorways Raise Speed Limit In Restrictions Which Are Unneccessary Anyway The Highways agency explained they had taken learned from local authorities that the cheapest way to deal with road defects was to paint yellow lines around them, rather than repair them. However,... |
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Titus | 16.07.18 6:57pm Titus |
| UK's first space port books Mos Eisley Cantina Band for its grand opening. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 16.07.18 6:53pm dominic_mcg |
| "Couch to 5K" man has no idea what to do with the 4999 extra couches. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 16.07.18 6:49pm dominic_mcg |
| Derbyshire Council rue the slashing of Tarantula Control services | 0 | |
DavidH | 16.07.18 6:00pm DavidH |
| Piers Morgan seizes power and establishes his own TV channel Breakfast broadcaster and GMB's biggest anchor, Piers Morgan, has seized power at ITV Studios and established a new channel called Morgan TV which will broadcast nothing but programmes featuring the... |
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Chipchase | 16.07.18 3:58pm Chipchase |
| Pussy Riot to face punishment at hands of Tory ‘Daddy’ MP. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 16.07.18 3:51pm ron cawleyoni |
| 'Racist' France team selection sparks glorious revolution The oppressed masses of Paris rose up again on Sunday in a glorious revolution sparked by fury at the institutional racism of the France world cup win., Breaking shop windows, stealing mopeds and... |
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SirHarryPaget | 16.07.18 1:59pm SirHarryPaget |
| President of Croatia wins wet T-shirt final. | 0 | |
silly billy scotland | 16.07.18 1:00pm silly billy scotland |
| Trump envious that Putin laid on a golden shower for France last night. | 0 | |
satire1 | 16.07.18 12:29pm satire1 |
| Putin pays tribute to Steve McLaren at World Cup award ceremony | 0 | |
Midfield Diamond | 16.07.18 12:10pm Midfield Diamond |
| New "Southgate" brand viagra launched: Will get you a semi' in even the most hopeless of cases. Sorry!, Ugi... |
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Ugi | 16.07.18 11:36am Ugi |
| Producers of ‘Middle-age Love Island’ give up and go home At a no-expense-spared, fully-accessible villa on the sun-kissed Isle of Wight, a TV production crew and twenty contestants on the show 'Middle-Age Love Island' are packing their bags and going home.... |
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DavidH | 16.07.18 11:17am Ugi |
| Referendumainians Launch Campaign 'I was opposed to the idea of ever having a referendum in the first place, as well as to the result of the one we had, so it is only logical and entirely consistent that I should now be calling for... |
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Titus | 16.07.18 10:40am Titus |
| Viagra Denies Promoting Hard Brexit: 'No, We Said Negotiating Brexit Is Hard' | 0 | |
Titus | 16.07.18 8:58am Titus |
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