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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Covid symptom of Loss of Taste confirmed - Mrs Brown's Boys Xmas special appears More to follow... |
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apepper | 05.12.20 6:26pm apepper |
| Are you a high-value or low-value business traveller? According to Grant Shapps, wealth and Bullingdon connections now makes one immune from transmitting Covid-19. You might have voted for Boris, but as a business traveller are you high-value enough in... |
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DavidH | 05.12.20 6:13pm Sir Lupus |
| Why not Sports’man’ Of The Year? Man seeks company after own personality atrophy A Hereford man who had replaced his own personality with an angry mixture of the comments section of the Daily Mail, and, until they put up the pay-wall, the first, free paragraph of Telegraph... |
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Benvoleo | 05.12.20 5:56pm Benvoleo |
| Starmer self-isolates after one of his aides tests positive for socialism. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 05.12.20 5:38pm Newsdesk |
| Russia trials Covid injections in Salisbury. More soon. | 3 | |
dominic_mcg | 05.12.20 5:38pm Newsdesk |
| Trump Boasts Of Being Bigliest Ever Loser Of Legal Cases In History Of Universe er, 'FACT', obvs. ... |
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Titus | 05.12.20 5:05pm Titus |
| Something fishy going on Returning back from another day of frustrating negotiations, Chief Brexit negotiator, David Frost, younger brother of seasonal sibling, Jack Frost, has sought to enlist the combined thoughts and... |
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theboyinthebubble | 05.12.20 4:51pm theboyinthebubble |
| Biden Tells Returning US Troops 'Don't Bother To Unpack' | 0 | |
Titus | 05.12.20 4:44pm Titus |
| Grave crisis as young buyers unable to get on the burial ladder With so many excess deaths through coronavirus, cemetery space at a premium, and the cost of land soaring, young people are becoming increasingly pessimistic about securing a burial plot. Many seem... |
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Doctor Chutney | 05.12.20 4:40pm Titus |
| Man who viewed catsuit photograph on line now being offered buttplugs by Amazon. | 0 | |
Newsdesk | 05.12.20 4:09pm Newsdesk |
| Clever, targeted Tory election campaign concocts 'Keir Starmer says you smell' | 0 | |
SteveB | 05.12.20 3:46pm SteveB |
| Cher rescues Competition and Markets Authority After her success in helping to save Kaavan the solitary elephant suffering in Marghazar Zoo in Pakistan, well-preserved pop-star, Cher, detoured to the UK to embark on another similar rescue project... |
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DavidH | 05.12.20 3:31pm SteveB |
| Disaster as rescuers sift through wreckage of BA online crash site (Hat tip to SteveB) British Airways has confirmed it may have lost a number of customers in a horrendous online crash. The fate of hundreds of buyers hangs in the balance as rescue workers arrive... |
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Doctor Chutney | 05.12.20 3:27pm SteveB |
| Government to improve Daily Corona Briefing with sleigh bells.. The Prime Minister has hinted that the government's Daily Corona Briefing will take on a more light hearted tone as the countdown to Christmas progresses. In order to make the news a little more... |
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dominic_mcg | 05.12.20 2:13pm dominic_mcg |
| Trump's legal challenges "less productive than pissing into the wind" | 0 | |
camz | 05.12.20 1:17pm camz |
| Trump offered role to host new game show - The Bigliest Loser | 0 | |
camz | 05.12.20 1:14pm camz |
| Vaccine roll-out in doubt as Hermes awarded delivery contract Proposals to begin a widespread Covid vaccination programme in the UK have been dealt a severe blow after the contract to deliver the vaccine was awarded to spectacularly useless parcel shipping... |
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harrypalmer | 05.12.20 12:36pm Chipchase |
| Waitrose and Lidl’s Naughty Lists Leaked With the recent news that Tesco claims there is no naughty list this year, the naughty lists of other supermarkets have come under scrutiny. The Waitrose naughty list is people who serve wine at... |
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SarahTipper | 05.12.20 11:18am SteveB |
| Worker shortage due to illness: Santa seeks support from National Elf Service | 0 | |
SteveB | 05.12.20 11:00am SteveB |
| Mother in Law's recruited to deliver vaccine The government has started to assemble an army of volunteers to distribute the covid-19 vaccine. One of the biggest stumbling blocks has not been storing the vaccine at -70 degrees centigrade, but... |
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throngsman | 05.12.20 10:39am Titus |
| France, Britain & Brexit-Total Agreement At Last:'No Deal Better Than A Bad One' More and more and more later and for ever ... |
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Titus | 05.12.20 9:15am Titus |
| Christmas Cards Sent Exclusively by Old People and Stationery Lovers The custom of sending Christmas cards is now enacted only by old people who don’t have the internet but do have a big address book by the landline telephone and people who really, really love... |
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SarahTipper | 05.12.20 7:34am SarahTipper |
| Wildlife Trust Outraged By Herefordshire Bank Raid https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/59F6/production/_115803032_eozqoq2xyainxoh.jpg https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-55193809... |
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Titus | 05.12.20 3:32am Titus |
| Trump to launch an unreality TV channel. More soon. But what would it be called - and what shows would it feature?... |
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Al OPecia | 05.12.20 2:06am camz |
| Feminist groups demand Xmas Hymns rebranded as Xmas Hers | 0 | |
Ironduke | 04.12.20 11:13pm Ironduke |
| After making exams easier, govt lowers parliamentary conduct standards too. So that's all fine, Dom, Priti and everyone - you know who you are... |
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deskpilot3 | 04.12.20 11:10pm deskpilot3 |
| German vegan admits sausage and cheese meal would be his wurst käse scenario | 1 | |
Smart Alex | 04.12.20 11:00pm Walter Eagle |
| Her Majesty insists "I'm the Queen of the Castle this year. Aren't I?" | 1 | |
Doctor Chutney | 04.12.20 10:56pm Walter Eagle |
| National Lottery win contract to distribute vaccine - It could be you | 0 | |
Doctor Chutney | 04.12.20 7:22pm Doctor Chutney |
| World Strangely Reluctant To Buy Russia's New Novaccine | 0 | |
Titus | 04.12.20 6:21pm Titus |
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