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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room |
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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Wales now a lake the size of Wales |
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Duncan Biscuit |
18.02.20 1:44pm
Walter Eagle |
| Sabisky: Cummings true to his word over weirdo's and misshits. |
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ron cawleyoni |
18.02.20 1:34pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Occasional table found moonlighting as a chair. |
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Mick Turate |
18.02.20 12:45pm
Mick Turate |
| Who'd've thought pro-eugenic posts would stymie my career? asks superforecaster. More bull-shit to come... |
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Benvoleo |
18.02.20 12:06pm
Benvoleo |
| Queen and Prince Philip to divorce More Royals soon... |
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Mick Turate |
18.02.20 11:43am
Mick Turate |
| Royal Family Crises, more to follow... Placeholder aide-memoire;,
delete any that do not apply;,
divorce, death, abdication, tug of love, dire warning, unhappy childhood, convict involvement, sex offender, gun smuggler, racial slurs,... |
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JoBo |
18.02.20 11:09am
JoBo |
| Sea cruise holidays getting statistically longer. |
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Dick Everyman |
18.02.20 10:45am
Titus |
| US Boy Scouts File For BankruptcyTo 'Be Prepared' For Abuse Compensation Claims |
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Titus |
18.02.20 8:15am
Titus |
| Jeff Bezos Offers To Build Giant Umbrella Over Britain But only for Prime customers obvs.
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Titus |
18.02.20 8:12am
Titus |
| Old Macdonald had a farm. Before Brexit, obvs |
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throngsman |
18.02.20 8:05am
Al OPecia |
| Downing St Admits Compulsory Contraception Would Prevent Government Advisors |
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Titus |
18.02.20 8:01am
Titus |
| Lord Snowden divorce. Wife says he had trouble keeping hard wood. More soon.
lovely dove-tail joints... |
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MADJEZ |
18.02.20 2:09am
MADJEZ |
| 'Honest, It's A Genuine Working-Class Hyphen' says Rebecca Hyphen-LongShot |
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Titus |
17.02.20 10:39pm
Titus |
| Cambs Police: 'Chances of catching the grass-digging protesters a forlawn hope' |
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jimmydodger |
17.02.20 9:53pm
Titus |
| Gavin & Stacey missing in floods as rescue workers set phones to Do Not Disturb |
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oshaughnessy |
17.02.20 8:40pm
oshaughnessy |
| "Floods are God's way of telling the UK you should have voted Remain", says EU |
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Mick Turate |
17.02.20 7:25pm
Titus |
| 'Xtreme Croquet Challenge' to take place on Cambridge Trinity College lawn. |
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Dick Everyman |
17.02.20 5:57pm
Dick Everyman |
| Prince Andrew 'probably' going to apply for next series of Love Island what's the worst that can happen?... |
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The Islander |
17.02.20 4:37pm
The Islander |
| 'UK storms represent God's anger for lenient gay laws', claims Israel Folau |
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The Islander |
17.02.20 4:26pm
The Islander |
| BoJo Defends Appointment of Polymathic Sociopath, "Whats Your Problem Plebs!" More misfits and weirdos to follow,
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51535367... |
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JoBo |
17.02.20 4:17pm
JoBo |
| "No, we actually promised a Northern Poor House" says Johnson |
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Dick Everyman |
17.02.20 3:47pm
JoBo |
| MI5 Hunt For Russian Moles In Cambridge, Damage Blamed on Extinction Rebellion https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-51534446... |
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JoBo |
17.02.20 3:21pm
JoBo |
| Flooding allows inbred community to finally get to use webbed feet. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
17.02.20 2:38pm
dominic_mcg |
| Corbyn denies he is Labour's Chuckie Doll. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
17.02.20 2:07pm
dominic_mcg |
| RAGING Brexiteers FURIOUS at not finding much to RAGE about demand UK rejoins EU |
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oshaughnessy |
17.02.20 1:52pm
oshaughnessy |
| Coronavirus to be renamed A group of scientists are looking to rename this season's must-not-have virus, 2019-nCoV.
The International Committee on Taxonomy of Viruses (ICTV) has been in secret cabal for several days in an... |
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FlashArry |
17.02.20 1:30pm
JoBo |
| Tabloid newspaper to sell off all off its precariously wobbly pedestals. |
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dominic_mcg |
17.02.20 11:46am
dominic_mcg |
| Keir Starmer Plans To Open A Gift Shop As New Curator Of The Labour Party |
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Titus |
17.02.20 9:40am
Titus |
| Whittingdale: "I'll whip BBC into shape" |
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Guido Drapatolli |
17.02.20 9:00am
Guido Drapatolli |
| Proposed New Bridge Part Of Cunning PSOEFUK Plan The creation of a new territory to be known as the Poverty-Stricken-Outer-Edges-Of-The-Former-United-Kingdom, or PSOEFUK, and for this to be administered (and, more importantly, funded) by the... |
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Titus |
17.02.20 8:39am
Titus |
