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Nice Admin Lady
Frenchman celebrates Armageddon with four-horse menu of the apocalypse 0
Smart Alex 24.08.16 7:02pm
Smart Alex
Borders worst invention ever claims reluctant gardener 0
Smart Alex 24.08.16 6:47pm
Smart Alex
Life discovered on Proxima Centauri, ISIS vows to slay those infidels. 0
Maverick 24.08.16 6:45pm
Maverick
British towns come of age with triple-barrelled names

Cities, towns and even small villages across the UK have joined in a new craze of giving themselves updated triple-barrelled names of the kind enjoyed by Kingston-upon-Thames or even more. Among the...

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Oxbridge 24.08.16 6:20pm
Sinnick
Farage and Trump to reunite, several years after journey from Proxima Centauri 0
Sinnick 24.08.16 6:13pm
Sinnick
Nuns to go topless on French beaches

The town of Cannes has insisted that in order maintain secularism all 'hot women of faith' will be stripped by armed police - who will then administer scented lotions to the dulcet tones Sacha Distel...

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Wrenfoe 24.08.16 6:02pm
Wrenfoe
Corbyn pioneers sitting on the floor as a new Olympic sport

More, unfortunately, almost certainly later ...

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sockpuppet 24.08.16 5:46pm
sockpuppet
Branson: Hard to find seat at table in ‘ram packed’ government contracts market

Sir Richard Branson lashed out today at the ‘ram-packed’ market for lucrative government contracts to provide healthcare and rail services, leaving him with the almost daily nightmare of...

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chrisf 24.08.16 5:06pm
chrisf
Isle of Wight village proves that bottom spankers live longer

People who strike buttocks for erotic pleasure typically outlive those who don’t, says Dr Sidney James, Professor of Posterior Studies at the University of Portsmouth. A case study of the Isle of...

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Jodster 24.08.16 3:50pm
Jodster
Virgin to employ floor managers in place of guards

Hat tip to dominic_mcg...

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sockpuppet 24.08.16 2:44pm
sockpuppet
Corbyn floored by press conference train questions. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.08.16 2:43pm
sockpuppet
UK Olympic success wholly due to Brexit. "Didn't expect that, did you Cameron?' 0
sockpuppet 24.08.16 2:37pm
sockpuppet
Extremists to bunk with Fletcher

Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a 'special unit' under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Having been instrumental in reforming 'young Godber',...

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Wrenfoe 24.08.16 2:00pm
silly billy scotland
Rio Hightlight: Dancing Horses. Tokyo Highlight: Skateboarding Ducks. 0
silly billy scotland 24.08.16 1:55pm
silly billy scotland
French Burkinis: 50% OFF!!! 0
silly billy scotland 24.08.16 1:27pm
silly billy scotland
France resumes nuclear explosions on Burkini Atoll 0
Sir Lupus 24.08.16 1:12pm
Sir Lupus
French beach police order Muslim women to get their kit off 1
Wrexfan 24.08.16 1:10pm
Sir Lupus
Auction of Truman Capote's Ashes: 'Blown away by interest', claims Sotheby's 0
silly billy scotland 24.08.16 1:09pm
silly billy scotland
WIFE KILLER, 87, GETS 6 YEARS. Defended by Oscar Pistorius lawyer.

'Asking me to take the stand with my zimmer frame was genius. It took years off my sentence.'...

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silly billy scotland 24.08.16 1:01pm
silly billy scotland
Office worker traumatised by interrogation about packed lunch

An office worker is in a critical condition following an onslaught of questions, comments, criticisms and recommendations about the lunch she brought to the workplace. Sarah Denton, 27, from London,...

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jonessgl 24.08.16 11:43am
jonessgl
UK public queuing up to do dressage after Olympic triumph

Criticisms that the Olympics only serve to enrich a small number of elite athletes and deliver no pull-through benefit in mass sports participation are set to be firmly rebuffed as dressage clubs...

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cinquecento 24.08.16 11:16am
cinquecento
Cyclists bemoan lack of floor space for bikes on East Coast Mainline trains 0
Nowherefast 24.08.16 10:33am
Nowherefast
Team GB receives ecstatic welcome! 67 medals won! Record haul! Proud nation!

In other news,North Korea today dropped a nuclear bomb on...

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silly billy scotland 24.08.16 10:26am
satire1
Corbyn floored by shameful video of him riding Virgin 1
Wrexfan 24.08.16 10:19am
silly billy scotland
UK papers reveal 'Gay Gordons' dropped from Mandela visit to avoid offence...

he was offered a 'Dashing White Sergeant' instead...

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silly billy scotland 24.08.16 9:49am
silly billy scotland
After Olympic medalists return, second freighter used to carry all the medals. 0
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:29am
sockpuppet
Farage disgusted by overhearing train passengers "talking Socialism". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.08.16 9:11am
Al OPecia
Owen Smith will demand repeated General Elections until Labour elected 1
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:08am
Al OPecia
Train passengers put coats on empty seats to keep Jeremy Corbyn away 0
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:08am
sockpuppet
Ruby Kakkar | Best Girl in Delhi | Delhi Girl

I am the best and independent girl in Delhi if you to a girls just call us we will give you a perfect service in Delhi and your identity will be hidden.,...

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purvamathur522 24.08.16 8:58am
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