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apepper 24.02.17 11:35pm
Wealthy Chinese Can Now Afford Colour Pandas Not Just Cheap Black & White Ones 0
Titus 24.02.17 11:31pm
NB Editor Tones Down FP From 'Trump Is Complete Cunt' To 'Trump Is Bit Of A Cunt 1
Titus 24.02.17 11:04pm
Farage admits he is scared to go outside......Britain 0
Ref Minor 24.02.17 10:39pm
Ref Minor
Leicester appoint Shakespeare as caretaker in hope "All's well that ends well"

It was a comedy of errors with Ranieri {Can anyone make something out of this?}...

Gary Baldy 24.02.17 9:47pm
ron cawleyoni
Corbyn must go.. Schnell! Snell! Schnell! Snell! 0
ron cawleyoni 24.02.17 8:07pm
ron cawleyoni
RBS lost £100 million on scratch cards

Amongst the £7bn loss posted by Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) today, it was revealed by chief executive Ross McEwan that he and the board had lost £100 million of the bank’s money playing...

poopscooper 24.02.17 8:01pm
Ex Sutton Utd keeper prepared to take Leicester job straight swap pies for crisp 0
ron cawleyoni 24.02.17 7:55pm
ron cawleyoni
Shock as gap in Waitrose car park turns out to be small car parked straight

Henrietta Rawlinson, 43, from Cheltenham, has reported her severe discombobulation after steering her Land Rover Discovery into the back of a Skoda Fabia in the car park at Waitrose this morning on...

Oxbridge 24.02.17 6:47pm
Dick Everyman
Leicester FC sack Corbyn

After an improbable leadership victory last season, the Premiership's strugglers have chosen to part company with 'the bearded wonder'. This is despite Corbyn having defied critics and bookies to...

Wrenfoe 24.02.17 4:27pm
Trump says Foggy Bottom is full of arseholes . . .

And the arseholes are full of shit...

Renrag 24.02.17 4:22pm
Hail Claudio... Veni Vidi Vici.

I Claudio to take unexpected Roman Holiday,, Word off the Fosse WaySteve Brutus to, Leave his Villa to take over the Foxes...

ron cawleyoni 24.02.17 2:40pm
ron cawleyoni
Nuttall to take over Leicester City?

UKIP Leader Paul Nuttall has declared his interest in being considered for the job of manager of Leicester City, who sacked their previous box Claudio Ranieri on Thursday night. "I'm an ideal fit,"...

GrahamB 24.02.17 2:27pm
Medical research team implants smart phone in foetus

Gives kids 4-year start on essential technology...

Renrag 24.02.17 1:04pm
Dick Everyman
Delivery company trials new “couldn’t be arsed to deliver your package” leaflet

Delivery company “White Van Logistix” have announced they are redesigning the leaflets that their drivers leave behind when they are unable to make a delivery “to bring an unprecedented degree...

Sir Lupus 24.02.17 1:00pm
Sir Lupus
London Transport relief at Cressida Dick Met appointment

London Transport has voiced its relief that Ms Cressida Dick has been appointed the first female Metropolitan Police Commissioner. 'We are pleased that Ms Dick has found work as London's police...

roybland 24.02.17 12:54pm
Dick Everyman
Scientists To Save £billions By Using TripAdvisor To Check Out Distant Planets 0
Titus 24.02.17 12:53pm
Approval for new tick box design 'merely a formality'

The government announced today that the search for a new design for a standardised tick box is 'just a matter of going through the motions'. Head of HM Stationery Office Simon Morris said that the...

Bravenewmalden 24.02.17 12:37pm
Sir Lupus
A grateful Theresa May nominates Corbyn for knighthood in Queen's Honours 1
cinquecento 24.02.17 12:34pm
Sir Lupus
Avoid airports' advice to Corbyn

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is being advised to avoid air travel in the light of yesterday's by-election results. 'We have advised Jeremy that airports should be avoided for the immediate future,' ...

roybland 24.02.17 11:44am
Oi, did you spill my pint? asks Internet hard man. The answer may surprise you

Internet hard man Nobby Chiswell was looking for an outlet for his pent up anger. And he spotted a target, and worked out the right angle for disguising his aggression as righteous indignation. But...

ronseal 24.02.17 11:11am
Proposal to lay off Red traffic light men will ‘cost lives’ say RMT

A proposal by local councils to axe Red traffic light men and operate Green traffic light men only pedestrian crossings will jeopardize public safety and cost lives according to the RMT. For their...

poopscooper 24.02.17 11:11am
Radio telescopes scanning Trappist-1 planets report complete silence 0
beckfordburger 24.02.17 10:50am
Exhibit of Diana's Bellybutton Fluff to Open to Public

A gallery showcasing Princess Diana’s collection of bellybutton fluff opens today at Kensington Palace. The exhibit will trace the princess’s gross body-garbage-hoarding from the time she was...

S-Bahn 24.02.17 10:37am
Referendum held over whether Paul Nuttall should leave Stoke-on-Trent 0
Adrian Bamforth 24.02.17 10:29am
Adrian Bamforth
New solar system actually just reflection in mirror

Following a big announcement about a brand new solar system that looks exactly like ours, a NASA official has admitted they were actually just looking in the mirror. “We had moved our telescope...

Marie Maurer 24.02.17 10:00am
Fall in number of nets coming to UK last year 1
chrisf 24.02.17 9:43am
Sir Lupus
Nuttall to resume surgical career

Paul Nuttall, whose Uncle Barry invented cheese, will today announce his intention to leave politics to return to paediatric oncology. The move will dismay many in UKIP, who apparently revered Paul...

deceangli 24.02.17 8:38am
Truthful Statement At Last From Nuttall: 'I'm Not Going Anywhere'

TruesBiscuit ...

Titus 24.02.17 8:07am
'We Won Stoke' Announces Nuttall's Press Office

Further completely reliable & accurate announcements soon ...

Titus 24.02.17 8:02am