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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Outrage As Successful NB Contributors Forced To Have A Blue Star On Their Mug

More in jokes soon (and congratulations to Wrenfoe). And yes, I know, some will say this should be posted in the chat room, not here. Well get over it ...

Titus 08.02.16 12:15pm
As Zika virus spreads wool futures see sudden drop.

in stitches...

marlon bando 08.02.16 11:04am
marlon bando
Storm names to become more 'Royal' 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 10:48am
Dun Dunkin
CPS posts sign at Waterloo Station 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here' 0
beckfordburger 08.02.16 10:24am
Conservatives reform prisons prior to their sentencing

In anticipation of an influx of Tory grandees on embezzlement, fraud and sex crimes; the Prime Minister has promised a radical overhaul of his future accommodation. Fear that the room service and...

Wrenfoe 08.02.16 10:23am
Eagles to be used to tackle drones "because Stones are on tour" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 9:08am
Embalmer who put fake tan on Jim Morrison told "Never darken my Door again" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 5:52am
'Kung-Fu Panda' film series to outlive actual species, scientists confirm 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:28am
North Koreans express disappointment at 'shit' fireworks display 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:22am
(Meant for the Chat Forum) 0
Adrian Bamforth 08.02.16 12:23am
Adrian Bamforth
Victorious 'Cameron of Arabia' will ride camel into Damascus 1
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 8:38am
Chaos at Republican Debate after noone wants to stand on the left 0
Adrian Bamforth 07.02.16 9:53pm
Adrian Bamforth
Health and safety gone mad as survivors found in Taiwan

More to follow...

apepper 07.02.16 9:44pm
Storms names are 'hideously' white anglo saxon. 0
Dun Dunkin 07.02.16 9:36pm
Dun Dunkin
Tesco says 'sory' for babywear gaffe 1
harrypalmer 07.02.16 10:21pm
Al OPecia
North Korea "grounded" by UN for missile launch

The United Nations has confirmed that North Korea is "seriously grounded" after sending a satellite into space. "We did consider cancelling their Sky subscription too, but realised that's why they've...

throngsman 07.02.16 8:08pm
Julian Assange welcomes UN decison that Hitler was innocent too. 0
deskpilot3 07.02.16 6:09pm
Cameron takes extraordinary steps to stop charities pestering the Government.

"The Government has got itself onto a list of known charity donors. Now we are being pestered night and day for extra cash," said a clearly flustered and slightly embarrassed David Cameron. "We...

deskpilot3 07.02.16 6:07pm
Suicide Whales Were Radicalised In Deep Ocean Claim Japanese Hunters 0
Titus 07.02.16 6:04pm
Giant heart shaped pendant lands in Seoul after N Korean locket launch.

Sorry, I kind of reverted then. Must be because I saw Dad's Army on Friday...

Al OPecia 07.02.16 12:05pm
Al OPecia
Syrians in Alleppo to be told to "adopt the Blitz Spirit - there's good chaps". 0
Al OPecia 07.02.16 11:08am
Al OPecia
Vice Presidential Office to be replaced by Apprenticeship

Washington―If elected President of the United States, Donald Trump will abstain from appointing a vice-president and instead hire an “apprentice”, it has been announced. Mr. Trump justified...

Daniel T 07.02.16 9:24am
Daniel T
North Korea fails to launch monkey into space

North Korean rocket scientists have gone into hiding after failing to launch their glorious leader Kim Jong-un into space. The Supreme leader, affectionately known as the Great Chimp, was left...

Dick Everyman 07.02.16 9:16am
Dick Everyman
British research team permitted to edit DNA of juvenile offenders

This week, the UK Secretary of State for Justice, Michael Gove, gave his first approval to use a gene-editing tool on 10 to 17 year-old criminals . Researchers at the Francis Crick Institute will...

jonessgl 07.02.16 5:19pm
Learning from Putin, Cameron's 70,000 Syrian fighters are really British troops 1
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 8:46am
Cameron goes on European Grand Tour 0
Dun Dunkin 06.02.16 9:53pm
Dun Dunkin
Bill Clinton Hospitalized Following Coyote Attack, Mrs. Clinton Held For Questio

February 6th, 2016, Chappaqua, NEW YORK- Bill Clinton was rushed to an area hospital Friday after a near fatal, early morning coyote attack reports the Chappaqua Tribune Times Daily Globe Gazette. ...

Takos1021 06.02.16 9:45pm
Guernsey "too islamophobic for refugees"

"If only they'd been Nazis", says local...

apepper 06.02.16 9:34pm
Warnings that the bathroom is 'the most dangerous room in a house' 1
Dun Dunkin 07.02.16 7:47am
Al OPecia
Burglars in Sible Hedingham launch Pistorious tribute act. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.02.16 6:28pm
Al OPecia