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Nice Admin Lady
“You weren’t fucking invited in the first place” Queen politely reminds Johnson 1
James Pluside 11.04.21 1:48pm
Lockjaw54
Meanwhile, in Other News: Richard Dawkins Takes Holy Orders, Martians Invade

I'm sure NewsBiscuit readers will have discovered other news stories which have been overlooked in the last few days. Feel free to post 'em up - the more ludicrously sensational the better. For...

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Titus 11.04.21 1:46pm
Lockjaw54
Duke of Edinburgh, grandfather of nation, says nation's pervy uncle 0
bobski 11.04.21 1:13pm
bobski
Male horse wins Grand National 5
Paul L 11.04.21 1:03pm
Benvoleo
Duke’s funeral will be a discreet affair, says Christine Keeler 4
Myke 11.04.21 12:55pm
Benvoleo
Calling DoE a snob 'lazy repetition of some tired cliché',so right up his street

More blinkered, visceral tears soon, no doubt...

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Benvoleo 11.04.21 12:45pm
Benvoleo
Starmer backs Rachael Blackmore to win last week’s Grand National

Responding to public opinion and focus groups, the Labour leader Kier Starmer has thrown his support behind racehorse Minella Times. He has promised the thoroughbred his full backing in last weeks...

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Myke 11.04.21 12:41pm
Titus
Hinge and Bracket finally admit that their first gig was supporting The Doors 4
Smart Alex 11.04.21 12:35pm
Titus
British Broadcasting Corpsaturation 5
Myke 11.04.21 12:11pm
Paul L
Woman traps wasp in car boot, denies having bee in her bonnet

More later...

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Wrenfoe 11.04.21 12:07pm
Paul L
Meghan deliberately got pregnant to avoid Philip's funeral, says Farage. 0
dominic_mcg 11.04.21 11:57am
dominic_mcg
N.I. riots could still have happenned inside the EU, says Brussels spokesman.

More provocation later...

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MzWibble 11.04.21 10:31am
Al OPecia
Paul Rodgers barred from taking Philip’s place as main support for Queen 0
James Pluside 11.04.21 9:33am
James Pluside
David Icke Claims 99 Year Old Prince Was Bumped Off For Knowing Too Much

Dave Icke, the former goal-keeper turned conspiracy theorist and head cheerleader for all things insane, made the following claim via his blog in the early hours of this morning. 'As a leading...

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Anthony Sanchez 11.04.21 8:37am
Lockjaw54
Breaking News: Duke of Edinburgh "still dead". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 11.04.21 8:17am
Gerontius
Only Minister NOT Lobbied By Cameron Makes Formal Complaint Of Discrimination 0
Titus 11.04.21 7:34am
Titus
Afterlife news: Prince Philip arrested for refusing to queue with working class 8
camz 11.04.21 6:58am
Benvoleo
Text typo Cameron thought 'private drinks ' would lead to Sex Pigswill

More sordid revelations soon, 'Lobby?, I thought you said hobby'...

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Gerontius 11.04.21 6:55am
Gerontius
David Cameron spotted in WH Smiths buying huge quantity of Brown Envelopes. 0
ron cawleyoni 10.04.21 10:42pm
ron cawleyoni
Man inexplicably still overweight after completing marathon

Dan Evans is scratching his slightly flabby head after realising that he still as chunky as he was before completing a marathon, it has emerged. Evans said, “it is a universally established fact,...

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A.Mantra 10.04.21 9:53pm
A.Mantra
Prince Philip moved to private morgue after comment about 'slitty eyed stiffs' 0
Bigglesworth 10.04.21 8:24pm
Bigglesworth
E4 to show 26 hour tribute show after the death of Nikki Grahame. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 10.04.21 7:49pm
dominic_mcg
Live BBC coverage of national mourning over death of rapper DMX 0
Sinnick 10.04.21 6:59pm
Sinnick
Ginger gene means Harry will not have to quarantine for 10 days before funeral 0
bobski 10.04.21 5:24pm
bobski
Man painted black and white then killed, was badgered to death.

More later. ((I'm sure someone has done this before.))...

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Wrenfoe 10.04.21 5:00pm
SteveB
Flags back to full-mast after Thurnberg cancels visit to Britain 0
beckfordburger 10.04.21 4:58pm
beckfordburger
D M Now Officially X

Funeral not planned to clash with Phil's...

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granger 10.04.21 3:42pm
granger
Grouse "feeling safer" overnight. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.04.21 3:31pm
Al OPecia
BBC replaces emergency global nuclear armageddon broadcasts with Royal fawning

Emergency broadcasts during global nuclear armageddon have been interrupted on all BBC channels to bring us perpetual updates from outside Buckingham Palace. Some of the finest and most respected...

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SteveB 10.04.21 3:01pm
SteveB
Boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom...

boom. by Pte S O Baldrick...

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Ian Searle 10.04.21 2:49pm
Adrian Bamforth