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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Russian Athletes To Keep Their Comfort Blankets After Blanket Ban Avoided 0
Titus 24.07.16 7:18pm
Titus
Eurasian lynx to be reintroduced to Chevening

PM also instructs broadcasters to host an It's A Knockout competition in the stately grounds...

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Landfill 24.07.16 6:58pm
Landfill
Something about climate change. And a terrorist attack.

And a girl with big tits. Another day's news...

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Maverick 24.07.16 6:06pm
Titus
Celebrity MasterChef competitors to be eliminated by firing squad

Cooking really doesn’t get tougher than this! In a move to make the programme more competitive, Celebrity MasterChef contestants will now be eliminated from the competition by firing squad. As the...

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Jodster 24.07.16 4:30pm
Jodster
Terrorist 'significantly' fined for damage to hire vehicle 0
Underconstruction 24.07.16 4:12pm
Underconstruction
6:45 from Euston arrives 10 minutes late - ISIS claims responsibility 3
Caiaphas 24.07.16 4:09pm
Underconstruction
Hundreds queue to view 'pokey flat' 0
Underconstruction 24.07.16 4:08pm
Underconstruction
'Ask Not Who Can Copy Your Speech, Ask From Whom You Can Copy Your Speech' 4
Titus 24.07.16 3:23pm
FlashArry
Labour MP complains corbyn supporter used their milk in the fridge 1
Dun Dunkin 24.07.16 2:10pm
Titus
Summer holidays start with traditional queue to get out the country 0
Dun Dunkin 24.07.16 2:10pm
Dun Dunkin
German Authorities Plan To Make It Unlawful To Possess An Illegal Gun

There - all sorted. Dunno why they never thought of that before ...

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Titus 24.07.16 1:32pm
Titus
Pokémon Go players bring Dover to a standstill.

Kent Police appealed for calm, and for players yet to leave home to ensure that they bring a in-car phone charger with them. Police helicopters have been drafted in to deliver chargers to stricken...

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Tammy Flugh 24.07.16 11:19am
Tammy Flugh
Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation

Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a 'geosocial f@ckfest',...

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Wrenfoe 24.07.16 9:37am
chrisf
McLuskey "Labour abuse and antisemitism probably stirred by MI5. Or the Jews" 0
cinquecento 24.07.16 9:17am
cinquecento
Labour Pains - The Story That Just Keeps Giving

http://latestnewsvideos.org/wires/pa/article-3705186/Labour-MP-accuses-Corbyn-aides-entering-office-without-permission.html...

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Titus 24.07.16 8:21am
Titus
How did this get here?

More in the other room ...

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I Am Spartacus 24.07.16 8:20am
I Am Spartacus Too
Glum retro sweets enthusiast needs to find Mojo 0
chrisf 24.07.16 7:46am
chrisf
English FA Admit to Long-term Usage of Performance-Inhibiting Drugs

"Don't look at the team and brand them failures : these guys are selfless guinea-pigs in the fore-front of medical research, bettering mankind's pharmaceutical understanding" Hot on the heels of the...

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FlashArry 24.07.16 7:45am
I Am Spartacus II
Samwell Tarlydyce confirmed as England manager

The FA have confirmed Samwell Tarlydyce as the next England manager., The former Westeros and House of Tyrell defender has been given a two year contract by the FA, Some critics say that Tarlydyce...

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Gerontius 24.07.16 7:42am
chrisf
Black, but not been shot by cops yet? Write for NewsBiscuit while you wait 2
deceangli 24.07.16 6:05am
I Am Spartacus Two
Momentum IS Democratic: 'We Had A Vote & Decided 7 to 5 To Throw That Brick' 2
Titus 24.07.16 12:00am
Titus
Miami Cop says the retards truck was about to transform. 0
marlon bando 23.07.16 11:17pm
marlon bando
Lawyers reveal the group to most benefit from Brexit: Lawyers

Lawyers nationwide are celebrating after the part of the public that hate them the most unanimously voted for a decades long subsidy of the legal industry until all practitioners can shit gold. ...

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Benvoleo 23.07.16 10:14pm
Benvoleo
French border police offer glimpse of life after Brexit.

More queueing soon...

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deskpilot3 23.07.16 7:16pm
deskpilot3
Clinton Picks Dago Runing Mate Just To Wind Up Trump 0
Titus 23.07.16 6:49pm
Titus
Arachnophobia now considered to be a hate crime 2
cinquecento 23.07.16 6:05pm
Ironduke
Momentum energised by Corbyn's inertia 1
Sinnick 23.07.16 3:59pm
cinquecento
Russian balloonist's record in doubt after claims he was high. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.07.16 3:09pm
dominic_mcg
Hilary Clinton chooses Michael Caine as running mate. 0
MADJEZ 23.07.16 12:41pm
MADJEZ
Three year old boy has birthday 1
Smart Alex 23.07.16 12:35pm
MADJEZ