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Nice Admin Lady
Len McCluskey ruins his chances of being next Bond 0
cinquecento 23.07.16 10:31am
cinquecento
Due to 'a slight misunderstanding', Michael Caine changes name to Deed Pole

(puts on accent) Not a lot of people know that...

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Smart Alex 23.07.16 9:59am
Smart Alex
Three year old boy has birthday 0
Smart Alex 23.07.16 9:56am
Smart Alex
Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation

Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a 'geosocial f@ckfest',...

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Wrenfoe 23.07.16 8:04am
chrisf
Munich Shooter May Be Prosecuted For Lacking Authentc Religious Motivation 0
Titus 23.07.16 7:27am
Titus
'Ask Not Who Can Copy Your Speech, Ask From Whom You Can Copy Your Speech' 0
Titus 23.07.16 7:15am
Titus
Deceased youth did NOT have his whole life ahead of him, obviously 1
Jodster 23.07.16 5:19am
Maverick
“I didn’t say ‘Simon says’” explains Florida policeman

Charges against a Miami law enforcement agent who shot an unarmed black man whilst his hands were in the air are under challenge after video evidence shows the officer at no point says ‘Simon...

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Benvoleo 23.07.16 12:36am
Benvoleo
Trump to employ enough monkeys on speechwriting staff to plagiarise Shakespeare 2
Al OPecia 22.07.16 11:58pm
Al OPecia
Sam Allardyce sacked after miserable 2018 World Cup campaign

Sam Allardyce has been relieved of his duties with immediate effect after being unceremoniously dumped out of the World Cup, held in Russia. Pundits described Allardyce as being tactically naive and...

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Gary Baldy 22.07.16 10:41pm
Gary Baldy
Donald Trump 'gutted' by lack of endorsement from Sepp Blatter. 0
deskpilot3 22.07.16 10:15pm
deskpilot3
Trump's back up plan is to bid for the Presidency of FIFA.

Promises to re-establish American Football values...

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deskpilot3 22.07.16 10:14pm
deskpilot3
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards denied gold medal by Russian doping cheats

Ski jump ace Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards may have narrowly missed out on a gold medal because of Russian dope cheats. The Gloucestershire-born athlete says he didn’t stand a chance despite gruelling...

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Gary Stanton 22.07.16 10:14pm
chrisf
The Eagle has crash-landed. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 22.07.16 10:12pm
deskpilot3
Wrong room 1
Sinnick 22.07.16 8:42pm
Titus
Hammond: I'm gonna try control-alt-delete first before resetting economy 1
chrisf 22.07.16 7:55pm
Wrexfan
Super-nerd finds family of four living with Pokemon Bull 0
Underconstruction 22.07.16 7:22pm
Underconstruction
It doesn't feel like someone else is doing it, laments hand transplant man. 2
dominic_mcg 22.07.16 7:20pm
Underconstruction
Dismay as IKEA exit turns out to be much more difficult than anticipated 4
Sir Lupus 22.07.16 7:20pm
Underconstruction
Arachnophobia now considered to be a hate crime 1
cinquecento 22.07.16 7:18pm
Underconstruction
Brexit causes RSI from over-use of the X key on journalist's laptop. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.07.16 3:49pm
dominic_mcg
Le Vice Anglais – Brexit’s Latest Victim

The British penchant for spanking in the bedroom might have to relinquish its sexy French name as a result of leaving the European Union, it has emerged. Theresa May’s Brexit talks with the French...

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Jodster 22.07.16 3:44pm
Jodster
Michael Caine changes name to 'Isis' by deed poll

More geriatric thespian cock-ups later...

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Landfill 22.07.16 3:37pm
Landfill
Allardyce to deploy new Musketeer formation: All-4-1 and 1-4-All 0
chrisf 22.07.16 2:58pm
chrisf
Not-real-Islam now world's second biggest religion 3
cinquecento 22.07.16 2:44pm
riesler
Boris Johnson calls Greenland a ‘massive dump’

… added to list of countries he has slagged off. http://bigthink.com/strange-maps/a-world-map-of-boris-johnson-insults...

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farmer giles 22.07.16 2:26pm
farmer giles
Sports Direct agrees to increase gruel portions 3
Iroquois Pliskin 22.07.16 10:35am
chrisf
2016 agrees to fuck off

The year 2016 has bowed to overwhelming public demand and consented to terminate itself with immediate effect. Despite being only a little more than half over, 2016 has been clearly the worst year...

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Oxbridge 22.07.16 10:33am
Scroat
Donald Trump promises a 'safer' America. When are you leaving? ask voters. 0
dominic_mcg 22.07.16 10:19am
dominic_mcg
Use of 'My name is Michael Caine' headline reaches epidemic levels

Media regulators have imposed a blanket ban on the use of 'My name is Michael Caine' as a newspaper headline, following the revelation that Michael Caine has changed his name to Michael Caine. The 83...

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chrisf 22.07.16 10:15am
chrisf