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Nice Admin Lady
Jeremy Hunts imposes Valentines’ Day gift on wife

After weeks of subtle and overt hints from his wife, Jeremy Hunt has imposed a Valentine’s Day gift on her. Instead of the suggested champagne, diamonds or even a card, Mr Hunt unilaterally gave a...

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StanleyMizaru 14.02.16 8:52pm
StanleyMizaru
Google ask Osborne for tax avoidance tips

Internet giant Google has approached Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne to gain access to tax avoidance tips just a few weeks after being hit by "penal" tax rates in the order of three...

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throngsman 14.02.16 8:38pm
throngsman
Internet to move to print only

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apepper 14.02.16 8:24pm
apepper
Albert Einstein predicted ‘permanent waves’

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/341346/slide_341346_3519352_free.jpg, It was a scientific theory revolutionised men's space travel and ladies’ hairdressing. Now it can be revealed that...

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nickb 14.02.16 7:01pm
nickb
Wet Wet Wet ‘Wet’ say Tories

Conservatives looking for pop music stars to champion an exit from the EU have rejected popular 80’s trio Wet Wet Wet on the grounds they are liberal leaning and likely to be pro-European. Marti...

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nickb 14.02.16 6:40pm
nickb
Zebedee insists prosthetic limb does not confer unfair advantage

French Paralympian Zebedee has declared his intention to participate in the Rio Olympics alongside able bodied athletes. He says that while his winning high jump in the French trials of 9.75...

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Stan and Des 14.02.16 6:14pm
Stan and Des
Remi Garde demands refund for his copy of 'Steve McClaren's Top Footy Tactics' 0
Wrexfan 14.02.16 5:52pm
Wrexfan
Englishmen Enjoy Valentine's Day Which 'Gets It All Over With In Just One Day' 0
Titus 14.02.16 5:26pm
Titus
Bored mother-in-law demands significant role in newlyweds future

A retired and unoccupied mother has warned her 25 year-old son-in-law of 'untold consequences' if he prevents her from taking centre stage in his marriage. In a carefully worded letter, received only...

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jonessgl 14.02.16 12:49pm
jonessgl
Calls To Bring back Blowjob Sunday

Following the success of Shrove Tuesday and Yorkshire Tourist Boards request to bring back Kissing Friday,a number of Counties have called for the re introduction of BJ Sunday., Thought to have been...

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tonymc81 14.02.16 10:39am
tonymc81
All public sector workers to be made MPs

In an unprecedented move the Prime Minister has announced that the current 630 constituencies were to be divided up into 245000 smaller constituencies, with every teacher, firefighter, Civil Servant...

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throngsman 14.02.16 9:36am
throngsman
Valentine's Day to be replaced with unannounced inspections

'Basically, once a year isn't good enough', said Maria Jenkins, Chair of OFROM. 'Romance is an all-year activity. Having the inspection on the same date each year just enables men to game the system,...

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deceangli 14.02.16 9:35am
deceangli
"British jobs for Btitish workers" pressure group headed by football managers

A pressure group headed by Arsène Wenger, Rémi Garde and Louis van Gaal, modelling themselves on Gordon Brown's famous aphorism, has been formed in the wake of the report that Nicky Morgan is...

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Prime Mover 14.02.16 7:20am
Prime Mover
Brexit Would Cause War Says US Diplomat

An American diplomat has stated that it is essential for Britain to remain part of the EU, in order to stop war breaking out. "Look, the United Nations only allowed England and Belgium to take part...

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Titus 13.02.16 10:57pm
Titus
Trident to be used if Russia attacks Isis supporting Turkey 0
Dun Dunkin 13.02.16 10:43pm
Dun Dunkin
Stopping 350k migration a year 'threat to national security' says Cameron. 0
Dun Dunkin 13.02.16 10:40pm
Dun Dunkin
Berlin wall to be rebuilt in 'new cold war' 0
Dun Dunkin 13.02.16 10:39pm
Dun Dunkin
US Forces secure rock and sand dune outside Raqqa

US airstrikes supported by thousands of Kurdish rebels and Saudi elite soldiers are believed to have been instrumental in the capture of a rock thrown at a F15 jet and may have been responsible for...

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throngsman 14.02.16 8:11am
Gerontius
Brutally honest vet believes in calling a spayed a spayed 0
Smart Alex 13.02.16 9:27pm
Smart Alex
Macca writes emoji tunes for Skype ;-/ 0
throngsman 13.02.16 8:40pm
throngsman
Gunpowder plotters warn "it's no more Mr Nice Guy" 0
sydalg 13.02.16 4:55pm
sydalg
Cher lookng good for 69 but boyfriend already asleep. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 14.02.16 11:51am
Gerontius
Shock as Jeremy Hunt’s frontal lobotomy secret is revealed

Details have emerged that the Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Hunt was the subject of a full frontal lobotomy on his return from working in Japan in the 1990’s. The shock news reveals,...

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Dick Everyman 13.02.16 1:15pm
Dick Everyman
Fashion house aims at overweight clientele with new Estée Larder range 0
sydalg 13.02.16 12:33pm
sydalg
Global warming caused by gravitational waves claim climate skeptics. 0
Al OPecia 13.02.16 10:12am
Al OPecia
Concern as gravity moves to online only

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apepper 13.02.16 9:32am
apepper
"UK spending £100 billion on Trident is brilliant idea" - says US

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apepper 13.02.16 9:28am
apepper
Local Reporter Fined ₤27000 In Toddler Football Match Fixing Scandal

February 12th, North Williamstown, NEWFOUNDLAND- Local tabloid newsman and problem drinker/gambler Elliot Cooper-Smith has confessed to fixing football matches in the high-stakes 6 year old or...

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Takos1021 13.02.16 4:58am
Takos1021
Internet to become online-only

The Internet has announced that it is to cease publication of its daily print editions this week, while winding down its weekly editions with a view to becoming online-only by the end of the month....

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Adrian Bamforth 14.02.16 8:46pm
Adrian Bamforth
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Adrian Bamforth 13.02.16 12:06pm
Dick Everyman