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10.02.16 12:44pm Des and Stan
'Shit actors' bemoan lack of representation at Oscars - (Cooperative)
Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Stephen Baldwin, Hayden Christensen and Madonna are all boycotting this years Oscar ceremony, in a stance that shit actors and actresses are under represented in this...
10.02.16 12:18pm simonjmr
Alien invasion of earth a success due to strike action by the Doctor - (Cooperative) 0
10.02.16 12:10pm simonjmr
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10.02.16 11:52am avinash123
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10.02.16 11:55am throngsman
Oscar Winners to Have Mouths Taped
In a desperate bid to keep the 88th Academy Awards from overrunning, organisers have announced that in conjunction with their "thank yous" scrolling along the bottom of the screen, all Oscar winners...
10.02.16 11:17am james_doc
Doctors prescribe themselves more money 0
10.02.16 11:02am Dun Dunkin
'Horses evolving emotions faster than Tories' say experts
Scientists at the University of Sussex say domestic animals such as dogs and horses are evolving emotions at a faster rate than people who identify as Tory.,
Research shows that animals are able to...
10.02.16 9:33am Dick Everyman
Republicans to give up Trump for Lent
After millions gorged themselves silly on pancakes on Shrove Tuesday to use up the sinful ingredients they are giving up for Lent, there is some hope the Republicans are giving up voting for Donald...
10.02.16 9:20am StanleyMizaru
Youtube of The Year shows amazing moment missile blows up a maggot that was.....
Footage of a guided missile, that exposes hundreds of dead rats, which turn out to be infested by maggots, has won the coveted Youtube video of the Year Award (horror category). It narrowly beat the...
10.02.16 8:15am ronseal
Aspiring Evil Villain To Buy Irish Cold War Bunker
February 9th, 2016,
Ballymena, NORTHERN IRELAND- Professor Cyrus Blackthorne, a self-described psychotic misanthrope and avid Hello Kitty memorabilia collector, has made it known that he plans to...
10.02.16 10:26am throngsman
Age UK to clarify that energy prices include a substantial donation.
More mis-selling soon...
09.02.16 11:04pm deskpilot3
The Jump merges with 24 Hours in A&E 2
10.02.16 9:22am Dick Everyman
Man on fire at Kensington Palace victim of candle in the wind. 1
09.02.16 10:59pm Dick Everyman
Kim Sears declares this one is definitly...'out!' 1
09.02.16 11:02pm Dick Everyman
Academy of Motion Picture Arts considered Stallone boycott. 1
09.02.16 11:03pm Dick Everyman
Jeremy Hunt unable to get an appointment to talk to Junior Doctors. 0
09.02.16 8:33pm deskpilot3
Footbal fans buy kit then burn it saying it's too expensive 0
09.02.16 8:17pm Dun Dunkin
Channel 4 show The Jump to be renamed The Slide 1
09.02.16 11:07pm Dick Everyman
North Korea edging upwards towards Trump on the Thermometer of Barking Madness. 0
09.02.16 5:51pm Al OPecia
Gigantic sperm found on Wales beach 0
09.02.16 5:29pm farmer giles
C4 to conduct review into The Jump "because it's shit"
Hopefully no more soon...
09.02.16 2:47pm johnnydobbo
Coffee worker wins dyslexia case. Says "Thank God, I was sick of chardonnay" 0
09.02.16 1:43pm NotNowCato
Newsreaders instructed to scowl and spit after mentioning ‘so called’ ISIS
In a bid to step up faltering support for their policies in Syria, the Government has instructed news organisations that all broadcasters must spit and sneer whenever ‘so called’ ISIS, Islamic...
Stan and Des
10.02.16 8:18am Stan and Des
RMT announces date of next tube strike cancellation 0
Stan and Des
09.02.16 12:25pm Stan and Des
Opera strike not over until the fat lady sings 0
09.02.16 11:53am Dun Dunkin
Kim Sears confirms that she was impregnated by the second seed 0
09.02.16 11:11am medici2471
Starbucks signs cheque "Bartsucks" 0
09.02.16 10:56am sydalg
Andy Murray's daughter expected to be British number 1 'within weeks' 1
09.02.16 10:52am james_doc
'More 100mph storms likely if Britain leaves EU' warns Cameron
David Cameron has warned British voters to expect even more storms to batter the country if they choose to leave the EU.
'We can expect the French to tear up our agreement with them to keep the...
09.02.16 4:19pm Gerontius