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|Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room||0||Nice Admin Lady||1 year|
|Osborne clinically dead at subatomic level||0||
||Tom Learmouth||1 hour|
Scientists at the University of Manchester have concluded that George Osborne displays “no signs of life” in the quantum realm. They suggested that his resolute commitment to a long-term economic...
|Greece asks Frau Merkel for Debt Relief with a Happy Ending||0||
|Greek debt pile hits 1,000 Wimbledon strawberries.||0||
|Rather a lot of fuss as Greece double faults at Wimbledon.||0||
|Some people voted Conservative, get over it. #ToryPride||1||
Some people voted Conservative, get over it. #ToryPride...
|MFI deny responsibility for Greek cabinet collapsing.||1||
|Greece recruits Bob Geldof to lead bail-out negotiating team.||0||
"Just give us the f***ing money"...
|Waitrose launches Kauto Star lasagne||1||
||Mike Turbine-Hamilton||1 hour|
|We apologise for the delay. This is due to the wrong kind of train company||2||
||Not Amused||2 hours|
Subs delayed until further notice...
|Police conduct London's largest terror attack excercise at the Albert Hall||0||
|Greece asks for new loan "because the old one worked out so well"||0||
More to follow...
|Greek style bail out simulated on the streets of London||0||
The Metropolitan police carried out a rehearsal of a Greek style bail out today. Three "Mediterranean looking" men took to the streets of London and withdrew "nearly forty quid between them" in an...
|Leap Second: Women allowed to propose, just very quickly.||1||
|Calls For Tighter Gun Control In Tunisia||13||
|Greece applies to Wonga for loan - 'Just until pay day'||0||
|Kebabs Are Made Out of Christians!||3||
||Dun Dunkin||7 hours|
|IS secretly supports Butlins||2||
By diverting their terror campaign towards international holiday resorts, the Islamic State has underlined their fundamentalist belief in ‘affordable camp sites’. Many have misconstrued the...
|sms rip :-(||0||
Edited to be unoffensive - not my intention...
|Kanye West hails musical genius of DJ 'BBC Subtitling Machine'||0||
||S J Roe||8 hours|
Days after his polarising performance as headline act of music festival Glastonbury, Megastar rapper Kanye West has spoken about the deep admiration he has for the BBC Subtitling machine that...
|James May appears at Glastonbury Festival after administrative error||0||
||Adrian Bamforth||8 hours|
Former Top Gear presenter James May made an appearance at Glastonbury this weekend after being accidentally booked to perform on the Festival’s Pyramid Stage. Audiences hoping to see Brit...
|London’s emergency services practise for Murray exit||2||
Intelligence officials have closed down sections of the UK’s capital, in order to stage a simulation of the terror conditions that will occur in the wake of the Wimbledon Champion ‘choking in the...
|Greek bailout drags out for another second||0||
The leap second which will make this the longest June for 3 years is set to give Greece more time to repay €1.6bn (£1.1bn) to the International Monetary Fund (IMF). The Greek Government was...
|NRA calls for tighter controls on prayer||0||
|Boris Johnson reattaches stabilisers to bike after unsuccessful trial period||0||
||Tom Learmouth||10 hours|
|Greeks seek loan to purchase gift||0||
|Disney bosses will turn Greece into theme park||0||
International bankers have appointed executives from the Disney Corporation to run Greece., Disney spokesman Don Duk said his company plans to transform the nation's economic outlook by turning it...
|Global warming fears worsen as Wimbledon fortnight set to be rain free.||0||
|'Grexit is the word', sings Frankie Valli||1||
|British summertime to be 'most complained about' on record||2||
The recent and completely expected heat wave looks set to be the most whinged about since records began. The majority of the British population have experienced summer every year since they were...
|Global economic markets to take a gap year||3||
Global markets have announced today that they are ‘sick of being treated like a child’ and plan to ‘travel, develop greater self awareness, maybe learn the guitar’. Robert Peston, acting as...
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