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Trump Pence signs missing hyphen causes stink 0
25.08.16 12:59pm Thundi
Farage urges Mississippi to leave the USA
More independent states soon...
25.08.16 12:37pm Tammy Flugh
Horny Ex-President Brands Burkinis ‘Provocative’ 0
25.08.16 12:34pm Jodster
Dead man "was a bit of a shit" claims brother
The brother of a dead man has made the shock claim that he "was a right nob actually", after reading his obituary in the paper.
John Rushern, 43, of Greater Manchester, was moved to make the claims...
25.08.16 12:33pm Jodster
Corbyn launches new pastime for saddos - trainsquatting. 0
25.08.16 11:32am sockpuppet
Yorkshire Ripper NOT Paranoid. The other prisoners ARE out to get him 1
silly billy scotland
25.08.16 11:20am sockpuppet
French scientists say egg-shaped planet is oeuf-like 2
25.08.16 11:17am sockpuppet
Burkina Faso consulate in Cannes changes name to Bikini Faso 0
25.08.16 11:11am cinquecento
Proxima-B identical to earth ‘except for one kind of liquorice allsorts.'
Scientists investigating planets that might be similar to ours have discovered a planet almost identical to planet earth, named Proxima-B. ‘Initially, atsronomers were trying to identify planets...
25.08.16 11:04am Underconstruction
Corbyn insists 'seats were occupied by Pokeman Go characters'
The spat between Jeremy Corbyn and Sir Richard Branson has hit a new high today following the release of footage from the Virgin train Corbyn says forced him to sit on the floor showing there were...
25.08.16 10:20am throngsman
Farage: Vote for Trump and you too can beat the Poles, sorry polls 0
25.08.16 10:07am Major Tom
Beach Deaths Soar as Kracken is Released 0
silly billy scotland
25.08.16 9:57am silly billy scotland
'It is what it is' man proved wrong
After hearing designer Rob Shepherd say 'it is what it is' for the 10,000th time, his colleagues have taken to pointing out that in most cases, it can be a lot more or indeed a lot less than what it...
25.08.16 9:52am Bravenewmalden
PROXIMA CENTAURI ABANDONS PLANS TO COLONISE EARTH!
"Apart from 'NewsBiscuit' and 'Mrs Brown's Boys', there is no evidence of intelligent life."...
silly billy scotland
25.08.16 9:51am silly billy scotland
Extremists to bunk with Fletcher
Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a 'special unit' under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Having been instrumental in reforming 'young Godber',...
25.08.16 9:25am Adrian Bamforth
Wizard academy looking for new staff 0
25.08.16 8:31am NotNowCato
Shock as thermometer records hottest day of the year....
Parts of the UK are currently at a "national emergency" red alert, as the prolonged hot spell has become severe. The average threshold temperature of 30C by day and 15C overnight has been with us for...
25.08.16 8:29am Bagger
Proxima Centauri bids to promote 3020 Olympic Games
'Provided Britain promises not to win all the medals yet again'...
25.08.16 8:27am sockpuppet
Life discovered on Proxima Centauri, ISIS vows to slay those infidels. 1
25.08.16 8:22am sockpuppet
KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES VOICEMAIL FOR HERSELF IN FAILED PUBLICITY STUNT HELL 1
25.08.16 8:19am sockpuppet
Italians blame earthquake on thin crust 3
25.08.16 8:17am sockpuppet
Trump supporters disgusted that French bloke given platform. More soon. 0
25.08.16 7:58am Al OPecia
Daily Mail readers complain that "Gold Medals are much easier nowadays" - (Cooperative)
The Daily Mail letters page has been flooded with complaints about the record number of gold medals won by British athletes. "The youth of today have it far too easy; in my day, the 1500m was a much...
25.08.16 7:55am Al OPecia
UK public queuing up to do dressage after Olympic triumph - (Cooperative)
Criticisms that the Olympics only serve to enrich a small number of elite athletes and deliver no pull-through benefit in mass sports participation are set to be firmly rebuffed as dressage clubs...
25.08.16 6:58am Smart Alex
Paralympics latest: Putin puts athlete-maiming programme on hold. 0
24.08.16 10:35pm deskpilot3
Owen Smith to tax food banks in surprise economic policy pledge 0
24.08.16 10:07pm Fergus Fungus
KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES VOICEMAIL FOR HERSELF IN FAILED PUBLICITY STUNT HELL 0
24.08.16 10:05pm Fergus Fungus
Bank made entirely of food "completely unsustainable" warns Mark Carney 0
24.08.16 10:04pm Fergus Fungus
Corbyn & Smith agree policy: a referendum on rail nationalisation 0
24.08.16 9:59pm sockpuppet
Disappointing falafel proof that railways should be re-nationalised says Corbyn
Jeremy Corbyn has claimed that the uninspiring falafel wrap he bought on the Virgin train he took to Newcastle earlier in the month is further proof that the British rail network should be returned...
24.08.16 8:45pm bookiesfriend