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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
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Paulo, Paulo, Lama Sabchthani! 0
Ironduke 29.08.16 11:14pm
10 minute consultations 'a real drag'

The British Medical Association (BMA) has criticised the Health Secretary's truncated care as an 'interminable bore', which becomes no more than a longwinded chat, punctuated with small-talk and...

Wrenfoe 29.08.16 10:49pm
Corbyn To Nationalise NB & Appoint Paulo As Minister Of Humour 0
Titus 29.08.16 10:37pm
Branson Complains Of Inability To Get A Seat At Labour Conference

States intention of proving his point by publishing a video of himself not attending ...

Titus 29.08.16 10:36pm
No-One Gets Ripped Off & Economy Stabilises As Banks Take A Holiday 1
Titus 29.08.16 10:30pm
Sir Lupus
Newsbiscuit to be re-branded as Torybiscuit or Titusbiscuit.

Too many tired old anti-Labour/anti-Corbyn slurs.I'm happy to read a range of contributions but feel that previous originality has deteriorated into too much partisan propaganda. Don't expect...

paulo 29.08.16 10:22pm
TV audiences ‘want more cunt jokes’ says BBC

With gags about ‘clitoris allsorts’, ‘Vulva estate cars’ and Grace Brothers asking for more ‘female ejaculations during staff meetings,’ the new series of Are You Being Served shows...

nickb 29.08.16 9:55pm
A Corbyn government would ban jokes about Corbyn, says Corbyn

. more Paulo bait later....

cinquecento 29.08.16 9:50pm
Nottingham man enraged by his new shirts

Nottingham man enraged by his new shirts “They don’t do this with any other garment,“ raged irate Nick Warren of Nottingham. “I needed some new shirts and bought three for the price of two...

Nick Warren 29.08.16 9:49pm
So many Pokémon related crimes that police pick and choose which ones to solve.

More soon. There's a joke in there somewhere...

dominic_mcg 29.08.16 9:47pm
Inventor of luminous anorak stripped of night hood

More to follow...

apepper 29.08.16 9:31pm
Sir Lupus
Mary Berry apologises to Church after comments about deep fat friars. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 29.08.16 9:28pm
Theresa May scores some grass

The Prime Minister Theresa May spent her Bank Holiday Monday adjudicating a lawn-mowing competition...

Prime Mover 29.08.16 9:17pm
Prime Mover
'Early sign to spot Parkinson's Disease comes too late for us'...

claim thousands of over-50s who purchased poor-value insurance plans promoted by Michael...

silly billy scotland 29.08.16 7:51pm
France wants new migrant deal with UK before transfer window closes. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.08.16 7:17pm
Physicists 'uncertain' if Schrödinger's cat collided with Mrs Slocombe's pussy. 3
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 7:17pm
Smart Alex
Med Diet Better Than Statins, for Women Wishing to Grow an Italian Moustache 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 5:51pm
silly billy scotland
'Lightning Strike Kills 300 Reindeer'. Donner and Blitzen held for questioning. 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 5:40pm
silly billy scotland
'Stick in the Mud' Hen Party Overjoyed to See Cox on Lifeboat 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 4:34pm
silly billy scotland
An advertisement feature? Is there a place for this sort of thing?

Kids Ferry Trips to Hades! 1 x £2 Coin Per Child! Daily Crossings from Liverpool! Testimonials:, ‘Perfect for the school holidays!’, ‘Just the thing for our little Tommy. He didn't want...

Jodster 29.08.16 2:33pm
A Corbyn govt would 'erase Branson from all historical record' says McDonnell 0
cinquecento 29.08.16 2:00pm
Bloody Saga Louts want Age of Criminal Responsibility raised to 97.8 years. 1
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 12:31pm
BBC 'Revival' Sitcoms Prove Popular with Antiques Roadshow Viewers 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 12:06pm
silly billy scotland
New Calais migrant deal will be based on Top Trumps, says May. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.08.16 11:53am
New Brexit Hate Claim: 'Half of UK citizens hate Brexit' 3
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 11:01am
Banks give Holidays a Bad Name, or Do They?

In view of the entrenched skulduggery of banks, certain public holidays are questioning their traditional association with what they see as an ailing financial institution. ‘The activities of...

Jodster 29.08.16 10:38am
Banks give Holidays a Bad Name. More Soon. 0
Jodster 29.08.16 10:08am
Proxima-B on track to get EU membership before Turkey 1
Dodderer 29.08.16 9:21am
In last 3 years, Greece has had more 'Bank Holidays' than any other Euro country 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 8:07am
silly billy scotland
Blacked up Morris Dancers forced to 'learn how to dance'

Representatives of the Black community have successfully argued against blacked up Morris Dancers performing at the Shrewsbury Folk Festival. "To suggest that black men dance like that is...

throngsman 28.08.16 10:42pm
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