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Junior doctors press government to ban hounding with Hunts. 0
12.02.16 11:20pm deskpilot3
WAR IS OVER! THUMB TRUCE DECLARED! - (Cooperative) 1
12.02.16 11:56pm Al OPecia
The Daily Telegraph to finally cease being a newspaper. 0
12.02.16 9:50pm Mandy Lifeboat
Kanye West says of wife,he made that whore famous.
12.02.16 9:44pm marlon bando
Gravity Waves Translated - Also Another Mystery Solved
Closer examination by scientists of the recently detected gravitational 'blip' from the collision of two black holes 13 billion years ago show that this 'blip' is actually a highly compressed stream...
12.02.16 8:41pm Titus
Eagles to be used to combat drones, Fleetwood Mac may also assist.
More soft rock later...
12.02.16 9:19pm virtuallywill
Independent says Newsbiscuit's success swayed its online only move 0
12.02.16 5:34pm StanleyMizaru
Online comedy site "perfectly good way to deliver messages of love" study finds
An extensive study from academics at Wembley University has found that online comedy articles with a Valentine's theme are an entirely acceptable way to publicly state feelings of love towards your...
12.02.16 5:00pm DrTurmoil
Independent hails 'save the trees' campaign a great success. 0
12.02.16 4:56pm Dun Dunkin
“Search me!” says Google boss when asked how much he gets paid 1
12.02.16 5:55pm Titus
El Chapo steps in to sponsor IAAF 0
12.02.16 4:54pm farmer giles
Scientists discover that Galaxy has ripples but Cadbury has flakes 1
12.02.16 8:14pm Sinnick
Radicalised poet flees UK to join so-called iambic state 2
12.02.16 5:56pm Titus
Premiership football career dream shattered, admits Rolf 0
12.02.16 4:08pm medici2471
Richard Dawkins says he will make full recovery from stroke, 'thank God' 0
12.02.16 3:04pm throngsman
Rolf admits his return to Animal Hospital 'might be delayed' 0
12.02.16 3:02pm throngsman
Doctors confirm music lovers worst fears...Manilow will sing again 0
12.02.16 2:05pm irreverendJ
GSK to pay government to defer fine 0
12.02.16 1:00pm throngsman
Glaxo Smith Kline board unable to cope with fine due to cost of anti-depressants 0
12.02.16 12:57pm Smart Alex
BMA finds clause in small print of new contract about washing Jeremy Hunt's car
The British Medical Association has reacted angrily to a clause in their new contract which requires junior doctors to valet Jeremy Hunt’s car whenever he visits an NHS hospital in England....
12.02.16 12:27pm harrypalmer
Politician "suffered head injury, woke up speaking fluent bullshit" 0
12.02.16 12:26pm sydalg
Hunt announces test to prove that lower pay rates lead to higher salaries - (Cooperative)
Incapable of doing the same sums as the prodigiously-intelligent, highly-trained academics that form the country’s junior doctor population, Health Minister Jeremy Hunt is planning to find out for...
12.02.16 12:08pm Midfield Diamond
Junior doctors impose new contract on Jeremy Hunt
The ongoing conflict between junior doctors in the NHS and Jeremy Hunt, the Health Secretary deepened even further today after an announcement from the BMA that Jeremy Hunt will be forced to submit...
12.02.16 12:28pm Midfield Diamond
Tourists in Rio warned not to suggest a little head when in red light district 0
12.02.16 11:29am sydalg
Gravity waves fail The Jeremy Kyle Ligo Detector Test. 0
12.02.16 11:20am Ian Searle
Assad launches urgent inquiry into public morale
Bashar al-Assad has launched an urgent inquiry into the Syrian public's morale and welfare as large numbers threaten to leave the country rather than accept being barrel-bombed to bits by his...
12.02.16 6:07pm Sir Lupus
12.02.16 5:10pm Scroat
Survey latest: Live people outliving dead ones
More to follow...
12.02.16 10:23am apepper
Scientists discover Google's financial ‘black hole’
Research, by the LIGO Collaboration, has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time and your ‘tax bill’. A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes (‘what...
12.02.16 4:03pm beau-jolly
Outcome of Osborne family biggest c**t competition 'too close to call' 0
12.02.16 9:41am harrypalmer