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Hunt announces test to prove that lower pay rates lead to higher salaries

Incapable of doing the same sums as the prodigiously-intelligent, highly-trained academics that form the country’s junior doctor population, Health Minister Jeremy Hunt is planning to find out for...

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Midfield Diamond 12.02.16 12:08pm
Midfield Diamond
Junior doctors impose new contract on Jeremy Hunt

The ongoing conflict between junior doctors in the NHS and Jeremy Hunt, the Health Secretary deepened even further today after an announcement from the BMA that Jeremy Hunt will be forced to submit...

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HamishP95 12.02.16 11:49am
HamishP95
Tourists in Rio warned not to suggest a little head when in red light district 0
sydalg 12.02.16 11:29am
sydalg
Gravity waves fail The Jeremy Kyle Ligo Detector Test. 0
Ian Searle 12.02.16 11:20am
Ian Searle
Assad launches urgent inquiry into public morale

Bashar al-Assad has launched an urgent inquiry into the Syrian public's morale and welfare as large numbers threaten to leave the country rather than accept being barrel-bombed to bits by his...

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LondonTom 12.02.16 11:11am
LondonTom
Bugger

Wrong room...

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Scroat 12.02.16 11:13am
LondonTom
Survey latest: Live people outliving dead ones

More to follow...

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apepper 12.02.16 10:23am
apepper
Scientists discover Google's financial ‘black hole’

Research, by the LIGO Collaboration, has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time and your ‘tax bill’. A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes (‘what...

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Wrenfoe 12.02.16 9:45am
Wrenfoe
Outcome of Osborne family biggest c**t competition 'too close to call' 0
harrypalmer 12.02.16 9:41am
harrypalmer
Syria to be sold to highest bidder 0
Dun Dunkin 12.02.16 9:04am
Dun Dunkin
Jeremy Hunt answers your health questions.

Dear Jeremy,, As I've got older, I've found that I am not as healthy as I used to be. It all started very well -I was a much wanted child born in the late 1940s to adoring parents- and had attention...

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S J Roe 12.02.16 8:46am
Sinnick
Girls: Shag A Policemen - Then You Can Get Compensation When He Dumps You 1
Titus 11.02.16 11:32pm
Dick Everyman
Gravity Wave Discovery 'Bigger Than Higgs Boson' - But Then, So Are Most Things

More Big/Small Science discoveries soon ...

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Titus 11.02.16 10:33pm
Titus
Greater Anglia cancellations due to 'wrong kind of gravitational waves' 0
cinquecento 11.02.16 10:32pm
cinquecento
Homosexual Hell's Angel To Receive Lifetime Achievement Award

February 10th, 2016, Gavindale, SOUTH CAROLINA- Thousands of bikers from around the United States gathered on Saturday in the small South Carolina town of Gavindale to witness Nikki "Stinkfinger"...

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Takos1021 12.02.16 8:24am
S J Roe
Scientists discover Mexican waves. 0
Tammy Flugh 11.02.16 10:19pm
Tammy Flugh
Giant Nostril Discovered in Space

Physicists have announced the discovery of a ‘Giant Nostril’ in space. The enormous proboscis was first anticipated by Dave, a enthusiastic LSD user, nearly 50 years ago. Scientists have been...

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TobiasBV 12.02.16 7:56am
Dick Everyman
Junior Doctors Tell Health Minister They Want A Second Opinion 0
Titus 11.02.16 10:04pm
Titus
Science Suddenly Become Cool As Dudes Surf Gravity Waves

More soon from our Science Correspondent ...

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Titus 11.02.16 10:02pm
Titus
Prolonged junior Dr's strike: a kick to the Hunt claims minister 0
simonjmr 11.02.16 3:25pm
simonjmr
George Osborne struck off after inappropriate relationship with Beelzebub 0
Landfill 11.02.16 2:32pm
Landfill
Ticket price hike was to cover Daniel Sturridge’s medical bills say Liverpool

Liverpool’s board have claimed that the increase in the cost of match day tickets to £77.00 was intended to cover the cost of the team of physios and doctors looking after striker Daniel Sturridge...

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harrypalmer 11.02.16 12:45pm
harrypalmer
Beego Hedo no longer term of abuse in South America 0
Griffin 11.02.16 11:37am
Griffin
Davina McCall diagnosed with severe case of over-exposure

After the grueling filming of her new nature documentary ‘Life at the Extreme’ and preparation for Alpine conditions in ‘The Jump’, Davina McCall was rushed into A&E with a severe case of...

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Dick Everyman 11.02.16 10:38am
Dick Everyman
Jeremy Hunt to restrict time lords and Dr's to 1 regeneration

Hunt claims "greedy practitioners claiming 13 plus regenerations" More soon...

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simonjmr 11.02.16 10:25am
simonjmr
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beckfordburger 11.02.16 11:54am
NotNowCato
Jeremy Hunt to impose new "no getting ill" contracts on patients

More to follow...

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apepper 11.02.16 9:57am
apepper
Pizzaland, Carpetland and Furnitureland to form alternative UN

"We are shockingly unrepresented" Several "lands" are banding together to form a new United Nations after claiming they were being excluded from the existing UN body which was created in 1945. The...

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apepper 12.02.16 8:43am
Titus
twitter character count to be reduced as populari 0
Iroquois Pliskin 11.02.16 9:53am
Iroquois Pliskin
Internet Passes Judgement on Unrecorded TV Show

With the BBC announcing the presenting line-up for the latest series of Top Gear, critics were quick to take to the internet to voice their disapproval. "Top Gear, more like FLOP Gear!" One wag...

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james_doc 11.02.16 9:18am
james_doc