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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Prospective UK PM says social mobility will be solved by sea level rise ..more soon... |
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rogerg | 25.06.19 5:29pm rogerg |
| Post-Brexit Britain to be known as ‘Rose Cottage’ | 2 | |
ron cawleyoni | 25.06.19 5:11pm ron cawleyoni |
| 'I'll Cut Income Tax, Provided You Stop Asking About My Private Life' | 0 | |
Titus | 25.06.19 5:09pm Titus |
| James O'Brien shocked that voting for Boris might get Boris elected The LBC presenter and Centrist pin-up, has had his little mind blown by the idea if you sit on wet paint, you might get covered in paint. That causality is a new concept to Mr O'Brien might explain... |
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Wrenfoe | 25.06.19 3:28pm Crayon |
| Boris Johnson launches new range of stain removers. | 1 | |
Newsdesk | 25.06.19 3:18pm Crayon |
| Pics emerge of Boris helping old ladies cross roads Pictures of Boris helping old ladies to cross roads, playing with kittens and rescuing drowning children singlehandedly have been sent anonymously to newspapers, but Mr Johnson has refused to comment... |
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nickb | 25.06.19 2:58pm Adrian Bamforth |
| Tory Party Members Say The Leader They REALLY Want Is Nigel Farage | 2 | |
Titus | 25.06.19 2:50pm Crayon |
| Syd James to star as bumbling buffoon type in ‘Carrie on Boris’ Ha Ha Ha Cackle Cackle Ha Ha!... |
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ron cawleyoni | 25.06.19 2:47pm ron cawleyoni |
| Frogmore House to be open to the public Their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are pleased to announce that, following extensive refurbishment, Frogmore House is to be open to the public. Prices range from £1,750 per month... |
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Newsdesk | 25.06.19 2:36pm Crayon |
| New discovery of Nostradamus predictions Oxford University have published what they believe are a newly discovered set of Nostradamus’s predictions for 2019/20, Professor Almanac explained that whilst a certain amount of interpretation... |
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tonymc81 | 25.06.19 12:03pm tonymc81 |
| Johnson: Hope Floats. Country: So does shit on a high fibre diet. | 1 | |
throngsman | 25.06.19 10:40am Newsdesk |
| Katie Price,Colette Nolan and Boris Johnson sign new tell all deals with OK mag. | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 25.06.19 10:35am tonymc81 |
| 10% of voters want Trump chemically castrated,70% want a blunt knife used. | 3 | |
tonymc81 | 25.06.19 10:33am Newsdesk |
| Rape case collapses as complainant admits that the accused was not her type. | 0 | |
Newsdesk | 25.06.19 10:29am Newsdesk |
| Plastic bags now to be sold and packaged in Paper bags | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 25.06.19 10:20am tonymc81 |
| Women’s refuge says we can't take anymore of Boris’s exs without more funding. | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 25.06.19 9:55am tonymc81 |
| Nick Clegg willing to serve in a Face Book / Google coalition | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 25.06.19 9:49am tonymc81 |
| Harry and Meghan set up JustGiving page to fund more renovations After a wave of outrage over the spending of £2.5 million of public funds Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Prince Harry, have set up a JustGiving page to fund further renovations, enhancements and... |
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Chipchase | 25.06.19 9:45am tonymc81 |
| Polls show lying, incompetent buffoon may be unsuitable as PM after domestic row Tory party members are reported to be having second thoughts about Boris Johnson as leader. Jolyon Jefferson-Shotgun of Surrey explained his change of heart; "At first I thought an amoral idiot... |
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apepper | 25.06.19 9:19am Benvoleo |
| Where's Boris set to be surprise Holiday reading hit | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 25.06.19 8:01am Scronnyglonkle |
| Boris is Connor MacLeod The Tory frontrunner has proven himself impervious to all forms of scandal or physical harm; and who many suspect is an immortal Etonian, here to fight for 'The Prize' of who can f$ck up Brexit the... |
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Wrenfoe | 25.06.19 7:14am Titus |
| Poetry Corner Boris (after Edward Thomas) Yes. I remember Boris —, The name, because one afternoon, Of heat the last news was filed there, Unwontedly. It was late June. The press hissed. Someone cleared his... |
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John Roughty | 24.06.19 9:41pm John Roughty |
| Neighbour Calls Police & Daily Mail Following Ominous Silence From Corbyn's Home After listening carefully Ernest and Eve Stropper, neighbours of Jeremy Corbyn, became concerned when they heard nothing from the Corbyn household late at night last week. 'The Corbyns are a nice... |
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Titus | 24.06.19 7:00pm Titus |
| Boris Johnson 'Too Shy, Introverted & Lacking In Self-Confidence' To Be PM | 0 | |
Titus | 24.06.19 6:10pm Titus |
| Sky to replace Johnson with tub of lard in TV debate As Boris Johnson continues to run scared, now refusing to accept an invitation from Sky News to debate his polices with rival Jeremy Hunt in tomorrow's scheduled Prime Ministerial debate, the... |
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Chipchase | 24.06.19 4:45pm Chipchase |
| Future of Brexit to be decided by hand-to-hand combat Leaked details have begun to emerge of plans that could see Britain's future in Europe decided by mortal combat between the various warring sides. The plans, discovered on laptop thrown from a... |
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Ugi | 24.06.19 3:43pm Ugi |
| PRINCE ANDREW AND PRINCE EDWARD STILL MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY In a statement issued to the world’s media and a handful of people hanging around in Union Jack waistcoats and waving flags, a spokesman for The Queen has confirmed that both Prince Andrew and... |
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Rhydderch Wilson | 24.06.19 2:19pm Rhydderch Wilson |
| Tony Blair rushed to hospital after admitting to socialist thought | 0 | |
sydalg | 24.06.19 2:15pm sydalg |
| Prescott: Diagnosis was delayed because his speech was already mangled | 0 | |
deceangli | 24.06.19 1:52pm deceangli |
| All household appliances to be petrol/electric hybrid by 2025 Britain is in shock today at the government's announcement that "in order to offer a wider choice to consumers" everyone shall have the option of changing their vacuum cleaners and electric... |
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sydalg | 24.06.19 1:37pm sydalg |
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