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In an innovative initiative to help their customers during the coronavirus pandemic, supermarkets have begun displaying ‘Donate to Landfill’ collection boxes.
Instead of queuing up to strip the...
Wordsmith, fifth Beatle and former Olympic athlete Jeffrey Archer has admitted coronavirus sprang from his award-winningly fertile imagination, and ‘skipped’ from his brain chemistry into a...
57-year-old Marlon Wells, the self-appointed head of operations for his local neighbourhood coronavirus watch, that’s not a thing, is both reporting everyone he sees outside while also rocking up...
European scientists have placed a TalkSPORT radio commentator inside the Large Hardon Collider in an attempt to create matter from anti-matter. Top radio host Colin Murray agreed to stand inside the...
To combat the spread of COVID-19, Northerners are being asked to curb their natural gregarious personas and instead channel their more disagreeable, “inner Southerner.”
“We want people north...
In what’s thought to be the first case of it’s kind, Dave Spratt of Brentwood, Essex claims that his 1995 Ford Mondeo Ghia has contracted coronavirus.
“I was just down to the local Co-Op, you...
30 million households in the UK by now should have received a pamphlet outlining advice concerning the coronavirus: the symptoms, safety concerns, and instructions what to do with the accompanying...
Due to the unprecedented disruption to the emporer’s wardrobe caused by the Covid-19 outbreak, the Land Registry has announced that from june middle-class status will revert to pre-pandemic levels...
A man who joined in with his neighbours he doesn’t know, in what he anticipated would be a tame – if inevitably soulless and weird – solo disco experience, has woken up face down, properly...
