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Let's make Cheese grate again, says prospective MP for Wensleydale 1
26.07.16 1:07pm chrisf
Brazilian hostage takers demand 36.5M from Ecclestone to hold mother-in-law 0
26.07.16 12:18pm Thundi
Nation celebrates Froome's Tour de France win. That nation being Kenya.
Chris Froome 'I don't understand why Bradley Wiggins is more popular than me with the British public' er cos he's British...
26.07.16 11:28am simonjmr
Leave vote implications hit, as forecasts of 20 years of dirty UK cars announced - (Cooperative) 0
26.07.16 11:26am simonjmr
why did the labour mp cross the road?
with so many coups he thought he was a chicken...
26.07.16 10:56am Dun Dunkin
Aussies fly Muralitharan to Rio to advise javelin squad 0
26.07.16 10:41am Sir Lupus
Phillip Green to be stripped of chest hair, mullet.
A Commons select committee will decide whether former British Home Stores boss Phillip Green should be stripped of his trademark chest hair and mullet. It’s the first time a judicial ruling on a...
26.07.16 9:58am Olivia
Uttlesford Croquet Club chairman exposed as only owning 9 servants. 0
26.07.16 8:56am Thundi
Avian vets finally clarify the difference between unlawful and ill eagle 1
26.07.16 8:40am Titus
Coup Labour MP now has counter coup against the coup...... 1
26.07.16 8:35am Titus
Labour Party To Re-Brand As 'Political Solutions'
Concerned by its falling popularity with consumers despite a recent huge increase in the number of its shareholders, the Labour Party is reported to have hired marketing and PR consultants...
26.07.16 8:18am Sir Lupus
Philip Green Praised For Services To Yacht Building Industry 0
26.07.16 7:57am Titus
Natalie Bennett Denies Buying Her Party From Sir Philip For £1 0
25.07.16 11:51pm Titus
Tougher sentences sought for hate-crime as tongue-twisters “much harder to say"
Sentences for ‘hate-crime’ should be tougher. Long, verbose, unpronounceable prose full of alliteration, sibilance, diphthongs and ‘th’ sounds are “much harder to say, so much harder to...
25.07.16 11:45pm Titus
Marni Nixon Revealed As Voice Of Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin & Kathleen Ferrier
(She probably wrote this sub as well.) ...
25.07.16 11:41pm Titus
Philip Green first public figure to be recognised for a Shitehood 2
25.07.16 10:13pm chrisf
Blanket ban for Russian smoke-signalling team 3
25.07.16 10:12pm chrisf
English FA Admit to Long-term Usage of Performance-Inhibiting Drugs
"Don't look at the team and brand them failures : these guys are selfless guinea-pigs in the fore-front of medical research, bettering mankind's pharmaceutical understanding"
Hot on the heels of the...
25.07.16 9:49pm chrisf
I.S. - a sorority pledge 'too far'
As a spate of random terrorists pledge their support with jihadist 'pranks', many are asking is it worth all this death and destruction just to hang out with the cool kids. Some suggest that...
25.07.16 9:02pm Wrenfoe
September 2016: MP un-un-un-un-un-resigns and can't work out if she's working
More to follow...
25.07.16 7:49pm apepper
6:45 from Euston arrives 10 minutes late - ISIS claims responsibility 4
25.07.16 6:22pm Iroquois Pliskin
Duvet Manufacturers Welcome Blanket Ban
Or 'Russians Freeze To Death At Night Following Blanket Ban'. Except that the lack of a ban has now buggered all the jokes ...
25.07.16 6:19pm Titus
Labour Promises To 'Send The Boys Round To Sort Out' Anyone Who Issues Threats
More comradely dialogue soon ...
25.07.16 5:28pm Titus
Russia calls for drinking vodka to be an Olympic event
The first male to insert his penis into a potato will be the next ‘dictator’, said state–controlled media outlet Pravda, which is Russian for ‘The Truth’.
Nothing to do with The Sun...
25.07.16 5:17pm farmer giles
Syrian refugee suicide bomber to be deported "in installments"
More to follow...
25.07.16 5:06pm Titus
Green awarded "Hero of Capitalism First Class only Class that matters Medal" 0
25.07.16 4:38pm Al OPecia
Nice terrorist kills 84
Can someone make this work, please? ...
25.07.16 3:20pm FlashArry
Philip Green's face 'the unacceptable face of capitalism'
In the wake of the BHS pensions scandal Philip Green's face has come in for extreme criticism, as top physiognomists studying his facial features have claimed that it was always clear that he was a...
25.07.16 2:17pm andyiong
Shot guest at Swinger party did not like double penetration 0
25.07.16 1:48pm marlon bando
Hilary Clinton chooses Michael Caine as running mate. 1
25.07.16 1:32pm marlon bando