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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Benedict Allen discovers camp of celebrities in Aussie bush 0
cinquecento 21.11.17 1:02pm
cinquecento
Tony Pulis to take over management of Zimbabwe

Despite parting company with West Bromwich Albion, Tony Pulis is expected to take over at fellow strugglers, Zimbabwe, to help them avoid being relegated to the Third World – or The Championship as...

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Wrenfoe 21.11.17 12:45pm
riesler
Brexit Deparment watching episodes of "W1A" as training videos. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.11.17 12:08pm
Al OPecia
Prince Philip urges "young Mugabe chappie" to stick it out 0
sydalg 21.11.17 11:21am
sydalg
Surrealist painting paid for with suitcase full of bitcoin 0
sydalg 21.11.17 10:56am
sydalg
'Arty-farty' names for posh kids to be banned in Register Office shake-up

As part of a shake up at register offices across the UK, a leaked memo has revealed Registrars have been instructed to disallow parents naming their children 'poncy' and 'arty-farty' names from...

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Chipchase 21.11.17 10:26am
Chipchase
Interstellar asteroid in holding orbit around Pluto awaiting visa 0
DavidH 21.11.17 10:24am
DavidH
Explorer rescued from shopping centre after 5 day ordeal

An explorer who ventured into a vast shopping centre without a mobile phone has been rescued after 5 days by a national newspaper., Jeremy Fisher, a 57-year-old adventurer from Romford, had set out...

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Newscat 21.11.17 10:12am
Titus
Manson to have a small Family funeral 1
Adrian Bamforth 21.11.17 10:05am
Dick Everyman
Lost In A Political Wilderness - Nothing Heard For Days From Nigel Farage 0
Titus 21.11.17 8:28am
Titus
New Reality Show Launched 'I'm A Politician, Help Me To Stay In Here'

Sadly, more soon ...

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Titus 21.11.17 8:25am
Titus
Mugabe "still not happy with redundancy package" 1
sydalg 21.11.17 8:06am
ronseal
May To Offer Increased Aid To Starving EU Countries 0
Titus 21.11.17 8:02am
Titus
Uncertain Future For Secret 3M Survival School

The future of the low-profile but well-connected international political survival school 'MMM' has become uncertain after the professional survival skills of all three of its founders and directors...

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Titus 21.11.17 7:56am
Titus
So Death Penalty Introduced For Spokesmen Whose First Utterance Starts With 'So'

As ye "So", so shall ye weep ...

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Titus 21.11.17 7:36am
Titus
Angela Merkel To Hire Robert Mugabe As A Consultant

More and more, for ever and ever ...

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Titus 21.11.17 7:30am
Titus
G8 agree to continue pretending that African nations are able to self govern.

Middle East and South America under discussion...

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Maverick 21.11.17 3:48am
Maverick
Morrissey defends Kevin Spacey and certain people he knows

Morrissey, the writer of songs such as ‘November Spawned a Monster’ has come out in support of troubled and allegedly-too-horny Hollywood actor Kevin Spacey when speaking to Germany’s Der...

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fernandomando 21.11.17 12:44am
fernandomando
Women come forward to accuse Manson of "inappropriate touching". 0
Drylaw 20.11.17 11:11pm
Drylaw
Trump looking older day by day 0
Drylaw 20.11.17 11:03pm
Drylaw
Wayne Rooney no longer attractive, says gold digging trollop. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.11.17 10:40pm
dominic_mcg
Black cab drivers unable to compete with the sexual assaults of Uber drivers. 4
dominic_mcg 20.11.17 10:38pm
dominic_mcg
Uber Says Black Cab Drivers 'Lack The Carnal Knowledge'

Hat-tip to dominic_mcg...

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Titus 20.11.17 10:26pm
Titus
Proctologist finds Narnia

Dr. Richard Ahuja has stunned medical circles by discovering a fantasy land, even more implausible than an amicable Brexit. Using a portal situated in an elderly patient’s rectum, Dr. Ahuja claims...

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Wrenfoe 20.11.17 10:24pm
Titus
Paperchase launch range of hateful, mysoginistic cards

After the success of their tie-in with the Daily Mail newspaper, Paperchase has revealed a new range of sexist and racist cards., 'People are fed up with good news so we've worked with our new...

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Newscat 20.11.17 10:18pm
Newscat
All driverless cars to come with free copy of John Cage's 4'33" in stereo 2
sydalg 20.11.17 10:15pm
Titus
It's 2027: Mugabe Shouts 'I'm Still In Charge' As They Screw The Coffin Lid Down

No more, at last, after that ...

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Titus 20.11.17 10:12pm
Titus
Charles Manson bookies' favourite to be Christmas Number One. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.11.17 7:03pm
dominic_mcg
Uber buys 24,000 driverless Transit Vans for Valentine’s Nights 0
DavidH 20.11.17 6:54pm
DavidH
Man who hates Christmas won't stop banging on about it

A man who allegedly 'doesn't want to hear about it' is now bringing up the festive season on a daily basis, it has emerged. Alan Filby from Scole embarked on his zealous and 'Grinch-like' campaign...

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thatwasbeast 20.11.17 6:51pm
thatwasbeast