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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Austrian dictator warned: three Reichs and you're out 1
23.02.17 11:19pm Smart Alex
Fall in number of nets coming to UK last year 0
23.02.17 10:51pm chrisf
Supermarkets to curb obsesity by making entrances 2ft 6in wide 0
23.02.17 10:35pm NHS
What a..'Carry on Claudio'...."Infamy Infamy they've all got it in for me" 0
23.02.17 10:32pm ron cawleyoni
Wall Street volatile amid fears of Class A price rises 0
23.02.17 10:22pm Mexico
NB Editor Tones Down FP From 'Trump Is Complete Cunt' To 'Trump Is Bit Of A Cunt 0
23.02.17 9:58pm Titus
Man completes his 'ten a day' with Terry's Chocolate Orange 0
23.02.17 9:57pm Smart Alex
Extent of Leicester social care crisis exposed as old man booted from care home 0
23.02.17 9:31pm Mandy Lifeboat
Dyslexic judge lets West Yorkshire man keep licence despite having had 62 pints 0
23.02.17 9:27pm Smart Alex
Not so quiet on the Preston front 0
23.02.17 9:16pm throngsman
New child freindly fire alarm to play ice cream van jingle. 4
23.02.17 9:16pm Daily Mail
Man eats tin of baked beans for his 287 a day. More soon. 1
23.02.17 8:49pm deskpilot3
£1 million pound cannabis factory found in bunker 10 miles from Stonedhenge. 2
23.02.17 7:40pm ron cawleyoni
Met office explains a 'weather bomb' is not a Friday night out in Wetherspoons. - (Cooperative) 2
23.02.17 7:38pm ron cawleyoni
There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump
Donald Trump revealed in a recent interview that he believes he is not only doing a fantastic job as the newly appointed Commander in Chief but that his early success is being drastically overlooked....
23.02.17 7:25pm Titus
14 year old boy hospitalised with tennis elbow after a week of 'ten a day' 0
23.02.17 6:55pm cinquecento
Isle of Wight To Introduce Hard-To-Forge 12-Sided £1 Note 0
23.02.17 6:30pm Titus
Man chokes after eating 10 bananas 0
23.02.17 6:05pm Sinnick
From 5 - 10 a day.
"I was struggling on my 7th and 8th but by,
The time I consumed my 9th and 10th grape,
I began to feel so much better and healthier"...
23.02.17 5:37pm ron cawleyoni
Fury over Brits lack of diversity as Bowie fails to win some catergories.
.. thought he was a shoe-in for Best International Female.,
Maybe he'll get that one next year.
More deification soon...
23.02.17 5:33pm MADJEZ
10-a-day eaters may develop monkey-like features, research shows
People who eat ten portions of fruit and veg a day may live a longer life and avoid various diseases- but are also in danger of developing monkey-like features and behaviours, according to an...
23.02.17 5:00pm roybland
Critics complain Windy Miller misrepresented in Martin Scorcese's Trumptown
Method actor Leonardo de Caprio is said to have spent six months grinding corn, fixing cogs and oiling the arms of a giant wooden wind energy capturing machine, in preparation for the part of Windy...
23.02.17 2:01pm ronseal
Main parties getting ready to blame Storm Doris for losing by-elections. 0
23.02.17 1:24pm dominic_mcg
Trump bans transgender golden showers
Donald Trump's unhealthy interest in all things urinary has now extended to a ban on transgender evacuations anywhere 'in the vicinity' of the Presidential face. Having revoked transgender student...
23.02.17 1:23pm Oxbridge
New solar system actually just reflection in mirror
Following a big announcement about a brand new solar system that looks exactly like ours, a NASA official has admitted they were actually just looking in the mirror.
“We had moved our telescope...
23.02.17 1:21pm Oxbridge
Nuttall tells Carswell ‘Sort out face or leave the party’.
Tensions between under pressure UKIP boss Paul Nuttall and the party’s only MP Douglas Carswell boiled over earlier today and got rather personal. Exasperated by the MP’s seeming lack of support...
23.02.17 12:46pm poopscooper
United accept giant panda in exchange for Rooney.
Speaking at a press conference at Old Trafford, United boss Jose Mourinho confirmed that ‘want-away’ striker/midfielder Wayne Rooney had finally been offloaded to Chinese League One side Qingxin...
23.02.17 11:49am poopscooper
Trump concerned that the next pussy he grabs isn't one 0
23.02.17 11:46am Sinnick
‘Storm Doris’ rages in Shanklin Bingo Hall after pensioner misses Full House
Several Isle of Wight residents have been inconvenienced after Doris Trensham, 79, became ‘very cross’ at missing out on a £23 win at the Bingo on Wednesday night. Insisting that she had called...
23.02.17 11:44am Midfield Diamond
Trump rescinds transgender bathroom rules after confusing pussy-grabbing trip. 0
23.02.17 11:27am dominic_mcg