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Nice Admin Lady
New ITV Detective Drama hero will clean up streets, hard drive

The world of TV Detective shows looks set for a new hero, with the release of ITV’s prime-time Autumn schedules today. A major new fictional drama will follow the trials and tribulations of a...

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chrisf 25.07.16 8:10am
chrisf
English FA Admit to Long-term Usage of Performance-Inhibiting Drugs

"Don't look at the team and brand them failures : these guys are selfless guinea-pigs in the fore-front of medical research, bettering mankind's pharmaceutical understanding" Hot on the heels of the...

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FlashArry 25.07.16 7:27am
Sinnick
Nice terrorist kills 84

Can someone make this work, please? ...

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Opinion Poll 25.07.16 7:14am
Titus
'Boycie' Green Sold BHS To 'Del Boy' Chappell Says Report 0
Titus 25.07.16 7:11am
Titus
Cricket team renamed "Stan" now that "Paki" is politically incorrect. 0
Maverick 25.07.16 7:04am
Maverick
Dover queues ideal time for summer read of chilcott report 0
Dun Dunkin 25.07.16 6:42am
Dun Dunkin
Lawyers reveal the group to most benefit from Brexit: Lawyers

Lawyers nationwide are celebrating after the part of the public that hate them the most unanimously voted for a decades long subsidy of the legal industry until all practitioners can shit gold. ...

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Benvoleo 24.07.16 10:58pm
Benvoleo
Philip Green 'Should Have Done The Honest Thing And Sold BHS On Ebay'

Or maybe 'Dominic Chappell Leaves Negative Feedback On Philip Green's Website After Paying Too Much For BHS' ...

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Titus 24.07.16 10:18pm
Titus
Summer holidays start with traditional queue to get out the country 3
Dun Dunkin 24.07.16 9:38pm
FlashArry
Nation celebrates Froome's Tour de France win. That nation being Kenya.

Baddum tisch. Chris Froome 'I don't understand why Bradley Wiggins is more popular than me with the British public' er cos he's British...

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MADJEZ 24.07.16 9:05pm
MADJEZ
Russian Athletes To Keep Their Comfort Blankets After Blanket Ban Avoided 0
Titus 24.07.16 7:18pm
Titus
Eurasian lynx to be reintroduced to Chevening

PM also instructs broadcasters to host an It's A Knockout competition in the stately grounds...

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Landfill 24.07.16 6:58pm
Landfill
Something about climate change. And a terrorist attack.

And a girl with big tits. Another day's news...

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Maverick 24.07.16 6:06pm
Titus
Celebrity MasterChef competitors to be eliminated by firing squad

Cooking really doesn’t get tougher than this! In a move to make the programme more competitive, Celebrity MasterChef contestants will now be eliminated from the competition by firing squad. As the...

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Jodster 24.07.16 4:30pm
Jodster
Terrorist 'significantly' fined for damage to hire vehicle 0
Underconstruction 24.07.16 4:12pm
Underconstruction
6:45 from Euston arrives 10 minutes late - ISIS claims responsibility 3
Caiaphas 24.07.16 4:09pm
Underconstruction
Hundreds queue to view 'pokey flat' 0
Underconstruction 24.07.16 4:08pm
Underconstruction
'Ask Not Who Can Copy Your Speech, Ask From Whom You Can Copy Your Speech' 4
Titus 24.07.16 3:23pm
FlashArry
Labour MP complains corbyn supporter used their milk in the fridge 1
Dun Dunkin 24.07.16 2:10pm
Titus
German Authorities Plan To Make It Unlawful To Possess An Illegal Gun

There - all sorted. Dunno why they never thought of that before ...

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Titus 24.07.16 1:32pm
Titus
Pokémon Go players bring Dover to a standstill.

Kent Police appealed for calm, and for players yet to leave home to ensure that they bring a in-car phone charger with them. Police helicopters have been drafted in to deliver chargers to stricken...

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Tammy Flugh 24.07.16 11:19am
Tammy Flugh
Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation

Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a 'geosocial f@ckfest',...

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Wrenfoe 24.07.16 9:37am
chrisf
McLuskey "Labour abuse and antisemitism probably stirred by MI5. Or the Jews" 0
cinquecento 24.07.16 9:17am
cinquecento
Labour Pains - The Story That Just Keeps Giving

http://latestnewsvideos.org/wires/pa/article-3705186/Labour-MP-accuses-Corbyn-aides-entering-office-without-permission.html...

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Titus 24.07.16 8:21am
Titus
How did this get here?

More in the other room ...

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I Am Spartacus 24.07.16 8:20am
I Am Spartacus Too
Glum retro sweets enthusiast needs to find Mojo 0
chrisf 24.07.16 7:46am
chrisf
Samwell Tarlydyce confirmed as England manager

The FA have confirmed Samwell Tarlydyce as the next England manager., The former Westeros and House of Tyrell defender has been given a two year contract by the FA, Some critics say that Tarlydyce...

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Gerontius 24.07.16 7:42am
chrisf
Black, but not been shot by cops yet? Write for NewsBiscuit while you wait 2
deceangli 24.07.16 6:05am
I Am Spartacus Two
Momentum IS Democratic: 'We Had A Vote & Decided 7 to 5 To Throw That Brick' 2
Titus 24.07.16 12:00am
Titus
Miami Cop says the retards truck was about to transform. 0
marlon bando 23.07.16 11:17pm
marlon bando