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Nice Admin Lady
So-called Islamic State commits so-called murder of so-called innocent victim

Apparently the BBC believes that prefacing any lie, deception or untruth with the words 'so-called' makes it acceptable. 'We know that so-called Islamic State is desperate to acquire the status and...

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sockpuppet 29.07.16 1:29pm
sockpuppet
Scooby Doo team expose climate change tricksters

A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth’s climate is growing warmer as a result of man-made emissions of greenhouse gases, thus...

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Oxbridge 29.07.16 1:03pm
Oxbridge
UK unclear energy policy 'confused'.

Hat tip to dominic_mcg ...

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sockpuppet 29.07.16 12:57pm
sockpuppet
So-called Islamic State ‘just about ready for a break now’

With the school holidays in full swing IS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi today declared himself ‘just about ready for a break now. Speaking from his office in downtown Aleppo, al-Baghdadi said:...

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Mandy Lifeboat 29.07.16 12:22pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Lloyds Bank rejected by Horses

As news breaks of yet more questionable moves from the Lloyds Banking Group, Horses everywhere are worried that their good reputation which they have worked so long and so hard to protect is being...

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Jodster 29.07.16 11:55am
Jodster
Anarchy “gone too far”, say ‘redundant’ anarchists

After recent political turmoil, anarchists are calling for calm to address concerns that they’ve become superfluous. “Without us lifting a finger the Party leaders are gone, the economy is in...

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Benvoleo 29.07.16 11:44am
owl_raver
Husband's 'Ain’t No Sunshine When She's Gone' vow upsets double negative pedant

A seemingly innocuous attempt to participate in the popular ‘7 day song challenge’ went badly wrong for Telford hand-drier sales rep Steve Vickers yesterday, after his wife, Samantha, stumbled...

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chrisf 29.07.16 11:42am
Wrexfan
Vishnu accused of starting arms race. More soon? 0
Maverick 29.07.16 11:40am
Maverick
Heaven running out of virgins, God tells IS. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 29.07.16 11:37am
sockpuppet
Nuclear protesters told to 'get a half-life' 1
Underconstruction 29.07.16 11:35am
sockpuppet
Australia to move closer to Britain following Brexit

(More-or-less TrueBiscuit) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36912700 'The Geocentric Datum of Australia, the country's local co-ordinate system, was last updated in 1994. Since then, Australia...

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sockpuppet 29.07.16 11:31am
sockpuppet
Nothing as good as it used to be, says report

Everything is now shit and isn't half as good as it was before, everyone over the age of 30 has confirmed. 'It's a world gone mad" said builder, Darren Haines. 'When I was young, packets of football...

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thatwasbeast 29.07.16 11:30am
chrisf
Neighbour's concern for Mrs Mangel as milk is left on doorstep 0
Underconstruction 29.07.16 11:21am
Underconstruction
Groundhog sees shadow and warns of driverlesss political party jokes 0
Underconstruction 29.07.16 11:09am
Underconstruction
UK nuclear plant deal, not new or clear. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 29.07.16 10:49am
sockpuppet
Taking drugs to become an Olympic event 0
Dun Dunkin 29.07.16 9:10am
Dun Dunkin
Republicans & Democrats both adopt slogan 'Trump knows nothing about politics' 0
sockpuppet 29.07.16 9:03am
sockpuppet
‘Several large potholes’ found in Rio Olympic velodrome cycling track

“This is wheely unacceptable” said a spokesperson “we just seem to be going round in circles with one disaster after another. After gearing up for this for four years we are now having to put...

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farmer giles 29.07.16 8:23am
farmer giles
Alcohol ban at airports ‘just for passengers’ promise airlines

Alcohol ban at airports ‘just for passengers’ promise airlines, Airlines have been quick to stress that any alcohol ban imposed at UK airports would be for passengers only and would not include...

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Gerontius 29.07.16 8:14am
sockpuppet
Labour to trial driverless political party 7
Underconstruction 29.07.16 8:10am
sockpuppet
Third Heathrow runway found already built, but hidden in the long grass 0
sockpuppet 29.07.16 8:06am
sockpuppet
Government adopts traditional clear, decisive, energy policy - 'dither'

(Hat tip to Wrexfan) More non-decision-making soon ...

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sockpuppet 29.07.16 8:03am
sockpuppet
American liberals complain of lack of black, female, presidential candidates

'We want Clintobama - or Obamton'...

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sockpuppet 29.07.16 7:56am
sockpuppet
Dithering, indecisive, bungling – Remind you of anybody? 0
Wrexfan 29.07.16 6:23am
Wrexfan
Brazilian kidnappers escape the fuzz. 0
Maverick 29.07.16 5:58am
Maverick
Spielberg to direct action spreadsheet movie, the Taking of Lotus 1 2 3.

Rumoured to be a relative copy of something else...

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Maverick 29.07.16 5:57am
Maverick
Brazilian kidnappers announce 2 for 1 Olympic sale.

Limited time only...

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Maverick 29.07.16 4:18am
Maverick
Playing Neverwinter Nights: A Guide To Success

Gaming is taking over the world. Many people think it can be educational, and others use it as a form of relaxing. With Neverwinter Nights, there is something for everyone. Read on for some ideas on...

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Mmotankcom 29.07.16 2:20am
Mmotankcom
Happiness is a mental illness, says Downer

Things are so shit that anyone experiencing happiness must either be clinically insane or a right sadistic bastard, says Dr Harry Downer, Professor of Psychology at the University of Luton. “My...

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Jodster 29.07.16 12:34am
Benvoleo
Russian high jump cheat told to clear his desk

truebiscuit...

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Gerontius 29.07.16 12:22am
Benvoleo