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Trump announces new press spokesperson Fay Knews. No one believes him. 0
MADJEZ 20.02.17 10:32am
Fantasy Footballer Kraft Heinz Rummenigge turns down move to Unileverkusen. 1
ron cawleyoni 20.02.17 10:27am
Trump apologises for confusing Sweden with Chicago 0
Sinnick 20.02.17 9:59am
India Invited To Contribute Aid For Britain's Growing Space Programme 0
Titus 20.02.17 9:09am
Man breaks record for number of ways of saying 'thanks' in Tesco Express

A Telford man was celebrating today after breaking the record for the number of different ways to say thank you to a cashier as goods are handed over individually at crowded Tesco Express supermarket...

chrisf 20.02.17 6:53am
Kraft Heinz drop Marmite bid – lands buttered side down

Marmite bid is toast insist Unilever...

Gerontius 20.02.17 6:51am
St. Peter announces "extreme vetting" policy at Pearly Gates.

Students riot at Berkeley in protest...

Maverick 20.02.17 12:21am
Boris's arse. A ray of sunshine?

A research paper scheduled for the coming scientific meeting of the British Medical Association deals with the link between the sun and the Foreign Minister. The paper is entitled: "Solar radiation:...

Renrag 19.02.17 11:37pm
Trump loses Welsh Open....more fake news?.... you Juddge. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 11:31pm
ron cawleyoni
Trumps Shakespearean Tragedy........"Toupee or not Toupee"..... 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 11:21pm
ron cawleyoni
Eric was NOT...the laziest of the Pythons. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 10:34pm
ron cawleyoni
Trump: "Ich bin ein swede..."

oder ein turnip or rutabaga depending on location...

Dick Everyman 19.02.17 10:24pm
Dick Everyman
Trump voters thought they were part of a TV prank show 1
Plot126 19.02.17 10:04pm
Brevenge! French government to buy all British businesses and close them down.

Starting with Vauxhall...

deskpilot3 19.02.17 10:02pm
Kraft drops Unilever takeover bid as half of Board just hates it. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 19.02.17 10:02pm
Prison officers £5000 p.a. pay a tin of pineapple chunks per week.

Mr Barrowclough said to be "delighted" and that "Mrs Barrowclough will have to buy a extra tin of 'carnation evaporated milk'every week now"...

ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 10:00pm
ron cawleyoni
Guiness book records fastest ever Win 10 bootup at 48 minutes. 1
Maverick 19.02.17 9:59pm
Massive Euro Prank: only Britain's copy of the Treaty contains an Article 50. 0
deskpilot3 19.02.17 9:54pm
Trump's Swedish terror attack blamed on so-called IKEA 3
Oxbridge 19.02.17 9:43pm
Hitler phone buyer must pay outstanding Stalingrad roaming charges 1
sydalg 19.02.17 9:07pm
Arctic Star
White House to change its name to......La La Land. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 8:48pm
ron cawleyoni
Kraft Heinz cite 57 reasons for Unilever merger collapse..none of them cheesey. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 8:40pm
ron cawleyoni
"Annoying Wagner ringtone" putting off buyers of Hitler phone 0
sydalg 19.02.17 7:34pm
Lord Kerr concedes Liz Truss 'probably understands treaty I wrote better than me

In a frank interview today Lord Kerr, one of the architects of the Lisbon Treaty and the individual responsible for writing Article 50, admitted that Liz Truss 'probably understands the article...

throngsman 19.02.17 7:25pm
Tamla for Donald.

Is Donald Trump a ex 'suedehead/smoothie' from the early 70s who just can't let go, Crombie coat, wide satin tie its all there..mind you..can't see Marvin singing, .."Has any body seen my old...

ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 5:25pm
ron cawleyoni
Hitler's phone withdrawn after it's discovered to only have one bell

More to follow...

apepper 19.02.17 5:21pm
Return of the....'fake handsheikh'... 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 4:51pm
ron cawleyoni
Mike Pence lays a wreath after last night's terror attack in Dachau. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.17 2:03pm
Scientists link dementia to continued face palming at news from Trump's America 0
Plot126 19.02.17 1:07pm
Trump apologises for error, I meant tomorrow's attack in Sweden. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.17 10:46am