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Nice Admin Lady
Fantasy Footballer Kraft Heinz Rummenigge turns down move to Unileverkusen. 4
ron cawleyoni 20.02.17 10:17pm
ron cawleyoni
Testicle-cradling fan of football giant-killing enjoying magic of the cup 0
chrisf 20.02.17 8:01pm
chrisf
Trump diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome 1
cinquecento 20.02.17 6:56pm
thatwasbeast
Trump Sweden comments based on fake-news media. SAD! 0
thatwasbeast 20.02.17 6:54pm
thatwasbeast
Swedes 1 Trumpnips 0

There's got to be something better than this based on the "Swedes 1 Turnips 0" headline but I can't think...

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Gary Baldy 20.02.17 6:27pm
Gary Baldy
FA Cup draw: White Hart Lane to be demolished earlier than planned. 0
Gary Baldy 20.02.17 6:26pm
Gary Baldy
Your malady 0
Bogbrush 20.02.17 5:41pm
Bogbrush
Truss apologises for looking more like a teaching assistant than Lord Chancellor

Lord Chancellor Liz Truss is to apologise for her failure so far to look anything like a Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice. ‘I do understand,’ Mrs Truss said, ’that many...

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roybland 20.02.17 4:53pm
roybland
Trump vows to rid Washington of scourge of fake news street vendors

Donald Trump promised a crackdown today on the fake news vendors who continue to ply their trade around the US Capital. Congregating regularly around the White House, Jon Sopel, Katy Tur, and other...

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chrisf 20.02.17 3:52pm
chrisf
US man deported to China for whispering ‘atheism is great’ 0
farmer giles 20.02.17 1:46pm
farmer giles
Stoke by-election: ‘Gordon Banks is a close friend’ says Nuttall 0
farmer giles 20.02.17 1:43pm
farmer giles
Kraft drops Unilever takeover bid as half of Board just hates it. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 20.02.17 1:41pm
farmer giles
Trump ‘will hold next rally in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania’ confirms Fox News 0
farmer giles 20.02.17 1:36pm
farmer giles
Trump announces new press spokesperson Fay Knews. No one believes him. 2
MADJEZ 20.02.17 1:35pm
farmer giles
Trump to apologise for thinking doubling rape stats were indicator of violence 0
ronseal 20.02.17 1:26pm
ronseal
Radical NHS Reform Plans Include Demands That 'People Be Less Ill' 0
Titus 20.02.17 1:17pm
Titus
BBC is NOT obsessed with itself, say s new report from BBC's BBC correspondent 1
ronseal 20.02.17 1:14pm
Titus
Trump Assassination Attempt Shock & Outrage: 'The Delay Is Shocking & Outrageous 0
Titus 20.02.17 12:55pm
Titus
Trump apologises for confusing Sweden with Chicago 0
Sinnick 20.02.17 9:59am
Sinnick
India Invited To Contribute Aid For Britain's Growing Space Programme 0
Titus 20.02.17 9:09am
Titus
Man breaks record for number of ways of saying 'thanks' in Tesco Express

A Telford man was celebrating today after breaking the record for the number of different ways to say thank you to a cashier as goods are handed over individually at crowded Tesco Express supermarket...

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chrisf 20.02.17 6:53am
Oxbridge
Kraft Heinz drop Marmite bid – lands buttered side down

Marmite bid is toast insist Unilever...

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Gerontius 20.02.17 6:51am
Gerontius
St. Peter announces "extreme vetting" policy at Pearly Gates.

Students riot at Berkeley in protest...

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Maverick 20.02.17 12:21am
Maverick
Boris's arse. A ray of sunshine?

A research paper scheduled for the coming scientific meeting of the British Medical Association deals with the link between the sun and the Foreign Minister. The paper is entitled: "Solar radiation:...

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Renrag 19.02.17 11:37pm
Renrag
Trump loses Welsh Open....more fake news?.... you Juddge. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 11:31pm
ron cawleyoni
Trumps Shakespearean Tragedy........"Toupee or not Toupee"..... 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 11:21pm
ron cawleyoni
Eric was NOT...the laziest of the Pythons. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 10:34pm
ron cawleyoni
Trump: "Ich bin ein swede..."

oder ein turnip or rutabaga depending on location...

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Dick Everyman 19.02.17 10:24pm
Dick Everyman
Trump voters thought they were part of a TV prank show 1
Plot126 19.02.17 10:04pm
Titus
Brevenge! French government to buy all British businesses and close them down.

Starting with Vauxhall...

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deskpilot3 19.02.17 10:02pm
deskpilot3