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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room |
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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Paula Radcliffe forcibly restrained from urinating in street while presenting |
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cinquecento |
22.04.18 10:00am
cinquecento |
| Palace double celebration: Pippa is 'with child' and Meghan is with child |
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beckfordburger |
22.04.18 9:57am
cinquecento |
| Left Alert: 10 things no-one tells you about running a marathon. With the London Marathon taking place today, and up to 40000 people taking part, probably dressed as an ostrich, a rhinoceros or a freaking Smurf, Newsbiscuit has prepared a list of 10 facts for... |
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dominic_mcg |
22.04.18 9:56am
cinquecento |
| Kim Jong-Un to disband Army. Unemployment predicted to reach 98% |
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umfuli |
22.04.18 9:50am
umfuli |
| Queen snubs runners by refusing to give traditional high 5s at Marathon start |
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Chipchase |
22.04.18 9:45am
Chipchase |
| Companies to be forced to remove 'solutions' from van liveries and letterheads Plans are at an advanced stage that look set to implement a total ban on companies from appending the word 'solutions' to their van liveries, letterheads and general signage.
A spokesman for the... |
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Chipchase |
22.04.18 9:43am
Bravenewmalden |
| Queen remains awake throughout birthday concert |
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tamoshanter |
22.04.18 9:41am
tamoshanter |
| London Marathon runners advised to fully charge mobile phones before race |
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beckfordburger |
22.04.18 6:38am
beckfordburger |
| Cost Of All Cheap Things Rises As Consequence Of Increase In Price Of Chips |
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Titus |
21.04.18 10:20pm
Titus |
| Social Media Vilified For Inability To Prove That 50% Of Tweets Are From Women |
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Titus |
21.04.18 9:26pm
Titus |
| International Concern As N Korea Decides To Rely On Untested Nuclear Weapons |
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Titus |
21.04.18 9:22pm
Titus |
| DJ can't delay his decay |
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Crayon |
21.04.18 8:21pm
Crayon |
| Coronation Street's OCD storyline not quite good enough, say sufferers. |
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dominic_mcg |
21.04.18 7:56pm
Crayon |
| "Avicii who?" replaces "Dale who?" |
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sydalg |
21.04.18 7:04pm
sydalg |
| Facebook to move HQ to Narnia to avoid regulation |
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deskpilot3 |
21.04.18 6:55pm
deskpilot3 |
| Sabines launch class action for historic sex offences |
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cinquecento |
21.04.18 6:52pm
deskpilot3 |
| Windrush immigrant found hanging in Tate gallery. More soon. |
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Arthur |
21.04.18 5:56pm
Arthur |
| "A vicii has died? So how many of them are left?" asks your dad [hat-tip to Wrenfoe]... |
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Crayon |
21.04.18 5:47pm
Crayon |
| Queen awards Charles ‘I Am The Head Of The Commonwealth’ chocolate medal |
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farmer giles |
21.04.18 4:33pm
farmer giles |
| 'What's DJ Avicii?' asks anyone over 30 more later... |
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Wrenfoe |
21.04.18 4:21pm
farmer giles |
| Grammar pedant who talks out of his arse ‘needs a colonoscopy’ |
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farmer giles |
21.04.18 4:20pm
farmer giles |
| Flood "not proof of climate change", says God The Creator of the Universe has threatened to come down hard on people who are claiming the period of heavy rainfall that almost exterminated mankind "is incontrovertible evidence of climate change".... |
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sydalg |
21.04.18 3:14pm
Arthur |
| May strikes post-Brexit deal for import of North Korean nuclear missiles. |
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Arthur |
21.04.18 3:00pm
Arthur |
| North Korean translators shot in mass execution. More soon. |
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Arthur |
21.04.18 2:48pm
Arthur |
| Wife admits to holding in a fart for 10 years Petra Neysmith (35) has told friends that she can no longer suppress ‘the gaseous rage’ within her. Sadly, in a vain attempt to keep her marriage together, Petra has not only been living a lie,... |
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Wrenfoe |
21.04.18 11:10am
sydalg |
| Comedian Completes Whole Act Without Discussing Their Sexual Orientation Shock |
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Titus |
21.04.18 10:51am
dominic_mcg |
| Outrage as pensioner forced to work for foreigners More to follow... |
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apepper |
21.04.18 10:18am
apepper |
| North Korea halts missile tests until it can find a stronger elastic band. |
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dominic_mcg |
21.04.18 9:33am
dominic_mcg |
| ‘Shit-shaming’ map accidentally spots Theresa May ‘Doodoowatch’, an interactive website that locates unwanted dog excrement, has inadvertently become targeting software for members of the cabinet. Security services have become concerned that... |
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Wrenfoe |
21.04.18 9:15am
Titus |
| Royal Horticultural Society to undergo changes after root-and-branch review. |
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dominic_mcg |
21.04.18 8:53am
dominic_mcg |
