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Embalmer who put fake tan on Jim Morrison told "Never darken my Door again" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 5:52am
'Kung-Fu Panda' film series to outlive actual species, scientists confirm 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:28am
North Koreans express disappointment at 'shit' fireworks display 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:22am
(Meant for the Chat Forum) 0
Adrian Bamforth 08.02.16 12:23am
Adrian Bamforth
Victorious 'Cameron of Arabia' will ride camel into Damascus 0
Dun Dunkin 07.02.16 11:06pm
Dun Dunkin
Chaos at Republican Debate after noone wants to stand on the left 0
Adrian Bamforth 07.02.16 9:53pm
Adrian Bamforth
Health and safety gone mad as survivors found in Taiwan

More to follow...

apepper 07.02.16 9:44pm
Storms names are 'hideously' white anglo saxon. 0
Dun Dunkin 07.02.16 9:36pm
Dun Dunkin
Tesco says 'sory' for babywear gaffe 1
harrypalmer 07.02.16 10:21pm
Al OPecia
North Korea "grounded" by UN for missile launch

The United Nations has confirmed that North Korea is "seriously grounded" after sending a satellite into space. "We did consider cancelling their Sky subscription too, but realised that's why they've...

throngsman 07.02.16 8:08pm
Julian Assange welcomes UN decison that Hitler was innocent too. 0
deskpilot3 07.02.16 6:09pm
Cameron takes extraordinary steps to stop charities pestering the Government.

"The Government has got itself onto a list of known charity donors. Now we are being pestered night and day for extra cash," said a clearly flustered and slightly embarrassed David Cameron. "We...

deskpilot3 07.02.16 6:07pm
Suicide Whales Were Radicalised In Deep Ocean Claim Japanese Hunters 0
Titus 07.02.16 6:04pm
Giant heart shaped pendant lands in Seoul after N Korean locket launch.

Sorry, I kind of reverted then. Must be because I saw Dad's Army on Friday...

Al OPecia 07.02.16 12:05pm
Al OPecia
Syrians in Alleppo to be told to "adopt the Blitz Spirit - there's good chaps". 0
Al OPecia 07.02.16 11:08am
Al OPecia
Vice Presidential Office to be replaced by Apprenticeship

Washington―If elected President of the United States, Donald Trump will abstain from appointing a vice-president and instead hire an “apprentice”, it has been announced. Mr. Trump justified...

Daniel T 07.02.16 9:24am
Daniel T
North Korea fails to launch monkey into space

North Korean rocket scientists have gone into hiding after failing to launch their glorious leader Kim Jong-un into space. The Supreme leader, affectionately known as the Great Chimp, was left...

Dick Everyman 07.02.16 9:16am
Dick Everyman
British research team permitted to edit DNA of juvenile offenders

This week, the UK Secretary of State for Justice, Michael Gove, gave his first approval to use a gene-editing tool on 10 to 17 year-old criminals . Researchers at the Francis Crick Institute will...

jonessgl 07.02.16 5:19pm
Learning from Putin, Cameron's 70,000 Syrian fighters are really British troops 0
Dun Dunkin 06.02.16 10:33pm
Dun Dunkin
Cameron goes on European Grand Tour 0
Dun Dunkin 06.02.16 9:53pm
Dun Dunkin
Bill Clinton Hospitalized Following Coyote Attack, Mrs. Clinton Held For Questio

February 6th, 2016, Chappaqua, NEW YORK- Bill Clinton was rushed to an area hospital Friday after a near fatal, early morning coyote attack reports the Chappaqua Tribune Times Daily Globe Gazette. ...

Takos1021 06.02.16 9:45pm
Guernsey "too islamophobic for refugees"

"If only they'd been Nazis", says local...

apepper 06.02.16 9:34pm
Warnings that the bathroom is 'the most dangerous room in a house' 1
Dun Dunkin 07.02.16 7:47am
Al OPecia
Burglars in Sible Hedingham launch Pistorious tribute act. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.02.16 6:28pm
Al OPecia
'I'm not dead and never sang with Earth, Wind and Fire,' claims Michael Caine 0
medici2471 06.02.16 6:24pm
Norfolk beach debris 'The size of Whales' 4
JETFAB 07.02.16 5:58pm
Apartment block 'Made in Taiwan' 0
medici2471 06.02.16 2:53pm
World's oldest spoil sport puts longevity down to clean living

Victor Grevitt of Crouch End was 117 last week. Asked the obvious question about the secret of his long life, journalists were disappointed to be told that he had never drunk alcohol or smoked...

beau-jolly 07.02.16 7:48am
Al OPecia
Earth Wind Fire and Theft insurance policies expire. 4
nickb 07.02.16 7:46am
Al OPecia
Threat of Elton John causes improved train departure punctuality 0
Adrian Bamforth 06.02.16 1:36pm
Adrian Bamforth