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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
"British jobs for Btitish workers" pressure group headed by football managers
A pressure group headed by Arsène Wenger, Rémi Garde and Louis van Gaal, modelling themselves on Gordon Brown's famous aphorism, has been formed in the wake of the report that Nicky Morgan is...
14.02.16 7:20am Prime Mover
Brexit Would Cause War Says US Diplomat
An American diplomat has stated that it is essential for Britain to remain part of the EU, in order to stop war breaking out. "Look, the United Nations only allowed England and Belgium to take part...
13.02.16 10:57pm Titus
Trident to be used if Russia attacks Isis supporting Turkey 0
13.02.16 10:43pm Dun Dunkin
Stopping 350k migration a year 'threat to national security' says Cameron. 0
13.02.16 10:40pm Dun Dunkin
Berlin wall to be rebuilt in 'new cold war' 0
13.02.16 10:39pm Dun Dunkin
US Forces secure rock and sand dune outside Raqqa
US airstrikes supported by thousands of Kurdish rebels and Saudi elite soldiers are believed to have been instrumental in the capture of a rock thrown at a F15 jet and may have been responsible for...
14.02.16 8:11am Gerontius
Brutally honest vet believes in calling a spayed a spayed 0
13.02.16 9:27pm Smart Alex
Macca writes emoji tunes for Skype ;-/ 0
13.02.16 8:40pm throngsman
Gunpowder plotters warn "it's no more Mr Nice Guy" 0
13.02.16 4:55pm sydalg
Cher lookng good for 69 but boyfriend already asleep. More soon. 0
13.02.16 2:22pm dominic_mcg
Shock as Jeremy Hunt’s frontal lobotomy secret is revealed
Details have emerged that the Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Hunt was the subject of a full frontal lobotomy on his return from working in Japan in the 1990’s.
The shock news reveals,...
13.02.16 1:15pm Dick Everyman
Fashion house aims at overweight clientele with new Estée Larder range 0
13.02.16 12:33pm sydalg
Global warming caused by gravitational waves claim climate skeptics. 0
13.02.16 10:12am Al OPecia
Concern as gravity moves to online only
More to follow...
13.02.16 9:32am apepper
"UK spending £100 billion on Trident is brilliant idea" - says US
More to follow...
13.02.16 9:28am apepper
Local Reporter Fined ₤27000 In Toddler Football Match Fixing Scandal
North Williamstown, NEWFOUNDLAND- Local tabloid newsman and problem drinker/gambler Elliot Cooper-Smith has confessed to fixing football matches in the high-stakes 6 year old or...
13.02.16 4:58am Takos1021
Internet to become online-only
The Internet has announced that it is to cease publication of its daily print editions this week, while winding down its weekly editions with a view to becoming online-only by the end of the month....
14.02.16 8:05am Gerontius
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13.02.16 12:06pm Dick Everyman
Junior doctors press government to ban hounding with Hunts. 1
13.02.16 8:15am Dick Everyman
WAR IS OVER! THUMB TRUCE DECLARED! - (Cooperative) 1
12.02.16 11:56pm Al OPecia
The Daily Telegraph to finally cease being a newspaper. 0
12.02.16 9:50pm Mandy Lifeboat
Kanye West says of wife,he made that whore famous.
12.02.16 9:44pm marlon bando
Gravity Waves Translated - Also Another Mystery Solved
Closer examination by scientists of the recently detected gravitational 'blip' from the collision of two black holes 13 billion years ago show that this 'blip' is actually a highly compressed stream...
13.02.16 10:49am Sinnick
Eagles to be used to combat drones, Fleetwood Mac may also assist.
More soft rock later...
12.02.16 9:19pm virtuallywill
Independent says Newsbiscuit's success swayed its online only move 3
13.02.16 2:09pm Griffin
Online comedy site "perfectly good way to deliver messages of love" study finds
An extensive study from academics at Wembley University has found that online comedy articles with a Valentine's theme are an entirely acceptable way to publicly state feelings of love towards your...
12.02.16 5:00pm DrTurmoil
Independent hails 'save the trees' campaign a great success. 0
12.02.16 4:56pm Dun Dunkin
“Search me!” says Google boss when asked how much he gets paid 1
12.02.16 5:55pm Titus
El Chapo steps in to sponsor IAAF 0
12.02.16 4:54pm farmer giles
Scientists discover that Galaxy has ripples but Cadbury has flakes 2
13.02.16 1:10pm Gary Baldy