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| PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS FORUM IS MOVING (save your work before it is deleted) | 0 | Wrenfoe | 22.08.21 12:30pm Wrenfoe |
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| Resurrected Panel Show Now Seasonally Adjusted: 'Never Mind The Equinox' | 0 |  |
Titus | 22.09.21 8:25pm Titus |
| Back up Your brain but not now! - 23…789 Scientists who are intellectually challenged, announced an important step forward today, this being that in 2 decades from now, when the vast majority of us, will be in wooden overcoats, we will be... |
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Kazytc | 22.09.21 8:17pm throngsman |
| Companies Awaiting Solution To CO2 Shortage Told 'Don't Hold Your Breath' Hat-tip to nickb ... |
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Titus | 22.09.21 8:17pm Titus |
| PM to appear on one-off Jeremy Kyle special Prime Minister Boris Johnson is set to appear in a one-off hour long Jeremy Kyle special. Tory intern Henry Hootington-Hurst said 'We think it's three wives and six kids, but to be honest, there's... |
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stewartbarclay | 22.09.21 6:57pm stewartbarclay |
| Nationwide candle shortage after Government assurance of no power cuts (I regret having a flexible tariff)... |
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gaijintendo | 22.09.21 6:45pm gaijintendo |
| CO2 Shortage: Government urges people to breathe out more and breathe in less The fizzy drinks industry can breathe more easily thanks to the latest plans to solve the carbon dioxide crisis, which has meant millions have gone without their fizzy pop thanks to a shortage of... |
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nickb | 22.09.21 6:30pm stewartbarclay |
| Govt re-opens coal mine to make more CO2 for food industry | 0 | |
Sinnick | 22.09.21 4:40pm Sinnick |
| Someone, who was in something you used to watch, has died A famous actor, who was in that thing, you know, with oojamaflip, has passed away. They first made their name appearing with whatsit in that thing about the whatchamacallit, and went on to star... |
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Ian Searle | 22.09.21 3:51pm Lockjaw54 |
| English Premier League standing trial in January | 0 | |
stewartbarclay | 22.09.21 3:22pm stewartbarclay |
| Kabul-based Housemartins tribute band releases Taliban of Love CD | 0 | |
Jim Skinz | 22.09.21 2:04pm Jim Skinz |
| Taliban ban Matalan; Matalan bans Taliban The Taliban and Matalan have increased the distance between each other in an act of mutual banning. ‘The Taliban-Matalan ban pre-dated the Matalan Taliban ban’ claimed Mohammed Smythe, the... |
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nickb | 22.09.21 1:37pm SteveB |
| Lactose intolerant pastry chef forms not-for-Profiterole organisation | 5 | |
Ian Searle | 22.09.21 1:05pm nickb |
| Librarian of the Year Award in chaos after winner asks noisy audience to leave. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 22.09.21 12:12pm dominic_mcg |
| US-UK trade deal: Yankee Doodle No | 0 | |
Paul L | 22.09.21 12:11pm Paul L |
| HS2 has 'no end in sight'? Surely some sort of platform would work? The never-ending railway development, is set to last longer than re-runs of 'Friends'. Tracks continue to be laid for no other reason than they were there, a bit like Uni students at Fresher's Week.... |
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Wrenfoe | 22.09.21 12:02pm Sir Lupus |
| Crisp addicts form Snack Lives Matter campaign group | 1 | |
Jim Skinz | 22.09.21 11:34am Titus |
| Sex sells confirms prostitute | 0 | |
stewartbarclay | 22.09.21 10:30am stewartbarclay |
| Afghan translators concerned about spam emails With the release of 250 email addresses of former Afghan translators by the MoD, many are living in fear of being targeted by spammers, phisheres and other nefarious abusers of online abuse. 'I've... |
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throngsman | 22.09.21 10:02am SteveB |
| Proofreader at Argos Stores admits a catalogue of errors. | 2 | |
Ian Searle | 22.09.21 9:27am Lockjaw54 |
| Bronze Age golf course found in Lincs Archaeologists believe they have found a found a prehistoric burial site at a golf course. The remains are thought to be of a high status individual. They claim that the object he was buried with was... |
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Lockjaw54 | 22.09.21 9:18am SteveB |
| Russian Government denies involvement in the Opal Fruits/Starburst name change A spokesman for Vladimir Putin has categorically refuted the claim that it was Russian interference which resulted in Opal Fruits changing their name to Starburst in 1998. Despite evidence uncovered... |
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dominic_mcg | 22.09.21 9:00am SteveB |
| Boris HAS been involved in an accident that 'wasn't his fault'. Several, in fact | 1 | |
deskpilot3 | 22.09.21 8:56am SteveB |
| Chicken-runners smuggling KFC into Auckland caught licky-fingered Strict laws regarding access to takeaways in New Zealand have led to organised gangs running illegal KFC hot rods into Auckland. But in a successful police swoop, flutter and cluck, 12 herbs and... |
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SteveB | 22.09.21 8:51am SteveB |
| Protestors block M25 again; motorists retaliate by parking on pavements. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 22.09.21 8:50am deskpilot3 |
| Person who put up 'You don't have to be mad to work here' sign is sectioned | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 22.09.21 8:14am Ian Searle |
| Hirsute beautician admits to being Anti-Waxxer | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 22.09.21 7:37am Ian Searle |
| Johnson claims success as UK reduces CO2 ahead of COP | 0 | |
throngsman | 22.09.21 7:35am throngsman |
| Taliban has a better chance of striking deals than Boris | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 22.09.21 7:29am Ian Searle |
| Government "Fuckwit Registers" to be established world wide Following the discovery of larger than anticipated pockets of fuck-wittery in societies around the world, governments are moving towards a voluntary register. The registers will be open to people who... |
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sunner | 22.09.21 5:29am sunner |
| Sick of Government's Imperial Measures? Weigh in by writing for Newsbiscuit | 0 | |
camz | 21.09.21 11:05pm camz |
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