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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Lloyd Webber defeats touts by writing shows no one wants to see The music empresario and answer to the question 'what does a melted Hugh Grant look like?', has decided to stop over-inflated theatre prices, by continuing to make over-inflated shows. He has... |
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Wrenfoe |
21.11.19 9:04am
Wrenfoe |
| Prince Andrew sues Queen for unfair dismissal. |
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Mick Turate |
21.11.19 8:51am
Mick Turate |
| Labour to create new day of the week Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced plans to create a new day of the week on commencement of a Labour government. Bennday, named after the pipe-smoking left-wing politician from the internet,... |
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Adrian Bamforth |
21.11.19 8:45am
Adrian Bamforth |
| NewsBiscuit writer receives 5 stars for repeating old jokes |
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Prime Mover |
21.11.19 8:42am
Prime Mover |
| Conservatives to provide free full fibre breakfast cereal by 2020 The Tories made a bold election pledge today, promising a weekly 500g box of bran flakes or fruit and fibre for every household if re-elected.
The news comes after new data showed that Britain is... |
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chrisf |
21.11.19 8:40am
chrisf |
| 'Weird feeling, being stripped by an adult', says Andrew |
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beckfordburger |
21.11.19 8:21am
beckfordburger |
| New Trump musical review opens on Broadway - Lie by lie by Sondland |
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Chipchase |
21.11.19 7:19am
Chipchase |
| If she'd have been a better shag I'd have remembered her - Prince Andrew 'What do you mean misogynist ?',
More soon... |
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MADJEZ |
21.11.19 1:25am
MADJEZ |
| Prince Andrew pulls out..of a 17 year old. 'Well I'm not wearing a bally condom' |
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MADJEZ |
21.11.19 1:22am
MADJEZ |
| Prince Andrew quits Royal duties; Prince Harry and Meghan ask for advice |
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thackaray |
21.11.19 12:03am
thackaray |
| Lib Dems WinThe Election After Writing '£50 Billion Remain Bonus' On Side Of Bus |
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Titus |
20.11.19 11:10pm
Titus |
| Prince Andrew Urged To Do The Decent Traditional Thing & Enter A Monastery |
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Titus |
20.11.19 10:49pm
Titus |
| Who needs a health service asks Boris. Boris Johnson’s claim today that a new Tory Governments first act would be to slash National insurance contributions for all tax payers, was greeted with unbridled joy today as basic rate tax... |
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tonymc81 |
20.11.19 10:37pm
tonymc81 |
| More life in the Magic Roundabout than Magic Money Tree debate.....Time for Bed. |
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ron cawleyoni |
20.11.19 10:25pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Poundland shops to be renamed,Lots of different prices land |
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tonymc81 |
20.11.19 9:47pm
tonymc81 |
| Swinson promises to solve global warming problem by Nuking the planet |
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tonymc81 |
20.11.19 9:39pm
tonymc81 |
| Russia accuses Tories of meddling in UK election |
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spa99ers |
20.11.19 9:28pm
Crayon |
| Lady Ghislaine sunk without trace. |
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ron cawleyoni |
20.11.19 9:22pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Woking CCTV Solutions Ltd granted Royal Warrant |
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Crayon |
20.11.19 9:21pm
Crayon |
| Prince Andrews steps down from royal duties to spend more time in Pizza Express |
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Adrian Bamforth |
20.11.19 8:36pm
Adrian Bamforth |
| Prince Andrew wakes up sweating from 'vivid' nightmare |
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thackaray |
20.11.19 7:33pm
thackaray |
| Prince Andrew "steps back" over cliff edge. More sooooooon. |
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Al OPecia |
20.11.19 6:33pm
Al OPecia |
| Prince Andrew to "step back from pubic duties" for the foreseeable future |
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Walter Eagle |
20.11.19 6:22pm
Walter Eagle |
| Tory android suffers major technical malfunction The Tory Party has been forced to admit a secretly substituted android version of Boris Johnson appearing on last night's ITV Leaders' Debate suffered a technical malfunction, and that robotics... |
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Chipchase |
20.11.19 5:49pm
Chipchase |
| Prince Andrew asks for kids menu - 2 |
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Adrian Bamforth |
20.11.19 5:07pm
Walter Eagle |
| Randy Andy off to Mount Helena whilst things settle down a bit |
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fletcher |
20.11.19 5:03pm
Walter Eagle |
| Boris biopic to be renamed "No Bridges" In an embarrassing climbdown for Hollywood, it was revealed today that "The Bridge", the forthcoming biopic about Boris Johnson's time as Mayor of London, has had to be renamed due to a mistake in... |
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YaBasta |
20.11.19 4:52pm
Walter Eagle |
| Leader's Debate ruined by use of canned laughter |
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Ian Searle |
20.11.19 2:35pm
tonymc81 |
| Tories denie existance of Money Tree, its more a type of shrub says Raab. |
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tonymc81 |
20.11.19 1:49pm
tonymc81 |
| Millions "mithing out on en aitch eth denthal treatment". More thoon. …
Ta Tone... |
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Al OPecia |
20.11.19 1:47pm
tonymc81 |
