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Nice Admin Lady
Big Sam completely exonerated by new football regulator OFBUNG 0
ronseal 28.09.16 10:44pm
ronseal
Windows phone users encourage Microsoft to follow Blackberry's lead. 0
deskpilot3 28.09.16 10:22pm
deskpilot3
Merlin Entertainments admits to sponsoring the Labour party conference.

Hence the predictable result...

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deskpilot3 28.09.16 10:19pm
deskpilot3
the one star fairy is shit - 2 54
farmer giles 28.09.16 10:17pm
deskpilot3
Corbyn pledges utopia built on pixie dust, unicorn horns & circus skills for all

..Nod to deceangli who got in there first with comment on Corbyn's fantasy themed New Jerusalem :)...

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Nowherefast 28.09.16 10:15pm
deskpilot3
Apple moves to Battersea, but STILL has no taxable business in the UK. 0
deskpilot3 28.09.16 10:14pm
deskpilot3
High Sparrow says Faith Militant can climb Mountain. Mountain disagrees. 1
cinquecento 28.09.16 9:47pm
cinquecento
Fake Sheikh was a real smoothie. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 28.09.16 9:14pm
chrisf
Corbyn warned that 'Corbynistas' too left wing for election victory 0
simonjmr 28.09.16 7:24pm
simonjmr
FA employee still not sure what to write on Big Sam's leaving card

Employees at the Football Association HQ in London are asking each other "which one was he again?" as the leaving card for 'Big Sam' is circulating around the office. [More later. Must walk dog]...

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ronseal 28.09.16 7:01pm
ronseal
The Middle Class conflict: why are the Jezzabites in conflict with the Millibads

It's a conflict that seems to have gone on since the beginning of time but how many of us, if we're honest, really understand it. We all might know a Jezzabite and think they're perfectly nice. We...

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ronseal 28.09.16 6:59pm
ronseal
Paper manufactured from wood and water? Not true claims writer of pulp fiction 0
Smart Alex 28.09.16 6:44pm
Smart Alex
Corbyn: "no false promises on immigration - I'm saving that for the economy"

More to the follow...

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apepper 28.09.16 5:30pm
apepper
Corbyn pledges futuristic socialism

Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to turn Britain into a socialist utopia where every family will have equal access to flying cars and robotic butlers. “They won’t [i]own [/i]the cars or the butlers,...

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deceangli 28.09.16 4:52pm
deceangli
Golden Buttocks to replace Sam Allardyce 0
Jodster 28.09.16 3:21pm
Jodster
Man electrocutes his first wife, charged with Exide. 0
Maverick 28.09.16 3:04pm
Maverick
Demands for Living Wag after hard up comedian dies on stage 0
chrisf 28.09.16 2:43pm
chrisf
Beach artists union say it's time to draw a line in the sand. 0
NotNowCato 28.09.16 1:44pm
NotNowCato
FA recognise 20 year anniversary of fans shouting 'Useless fucking Palace twat'

(I know Southgate was playing for Villa at the time of that penalty miss but I also know what I shouted at the TV)...

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Midfield Diamond 28.09.16 1:16pm
Underconstruction
Driver "knew how to turn right" claim investigated

Unheard of in recent decades, the residents of Shepton Mallet were astonished during rush hour this morning when a motorist was spotted positioning himself correctly for a right turn off of a main...

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NotNowCato 28.09.16 1:14pm
NotNowCato
Allardyce celebrates 100% record

England’s outgoing manager boasted of his flawless win rate and low-millage on his company car; exiting with a spring in his step and a boot in his arse. Taking the phrase ‘quit while you are...

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Wrenfoe 28.09.16 1:05pm
Sinnick
Warning as stocks of Arab Sheikh fancy-dress outfits reach all time low

A senior spokesman for a leading UK fancy dress industry provider, has warned that stocks of Arab Sheikh outfits are now so low in some parts of London, that undercover stings or scams organised by...

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Underconstruction 28.09.16 1:02pm
Underconstruction
Trump claims he won Miss Universe "I gave sash to Miss Housekeeping to clean it"

Donald Trump claimed that he actually won the Miss Universe contest in 1996 and simply gave the winner's sash to Alicia Machado as she "was obviously the cleaner"...

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apepper 28.09.16 12:57pm
apepper
Southgate given caretaker role.

He will replace light bulbs, re-grout tiles, and fix broken doors. 'When will they stop punishing me for missing THAT penalty', he sighed...

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silly billy scotland 28.09.16 12:56pm
satire1
Wiggins to manage England 0
tamoshanter 28.09.16 12:49pm
tamoshanter
Football manager will take stairs to prevent being entrapped in lift

Wrong on every level...

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Underconstruction 28.09.16 12:41pm
Underconstruction
Commuter who breaks neck after running for Tube closing doors has no regrets

A brave London commuter has broken his neck after catapulting himself towards the closing doors of a Central Line Tube carriage. 27 year-old Tom Denton has no regrets about taking a running leap at...

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jonessgl 28.09.16 12:06pm
jonessgl
Enjoyfull Shifting with Packers and Movers Gurgaon

Make Moving Pleasurable With Packers And Movers In Gurgaon, When you individuals need to move wherever in Gurgaon all of sudden then what will you do around then? Clearly you are eager to somewhere...

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aloksinha 28.09.16 11:40am
aloksinha
Cliff no longer wired for sound, confirm police 0
cinquecento 28.09.16 11:36am
cinquecento
Fantasy Football managers to get opportunity to manage England

The Football Association have announced that after the resignation yesterday of Fabio Capello, that the new England manager will be selected from a shortlist of the top 100 Fantasy Football Managers...

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simonjmr 28.09.16 11:28am
Midfield Diamond