| Topic — Add New »
|
Comments |
Votes | Author |
Last Comment |
| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room |
0 |
|
Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Jesus “not Roman Catholic” says Virgin Mary. More soon. |
0 |
|
Daily Express |
24.06.18 7:44pm
Daily Express |
| Melania Trump "Fantastic in bed" says Putin. More soon. |
0 |
|
Arthur |
24.06.18 7:08pm
Arthur |
| Red Traffic Light Seeks Agenda Re-Assignment To Live Life As A Speed Camera "Why me?" says Red. "Why do I get to be the traffic light that everybody hates and curses? Why am I always associated with risk and dangerand just about everything with a negative connotation?"... |
3 |
|
Macattack1964 |
24.06.18 7:04pm
Macattack1964 |
| First Saudi woman ever to drive can't find car keys The ceremony at which the first Saudi woman in history was to drive a car has been delayed because she couldn't find the keys.
After going through her handbag several times and finally tipping its... |
0 |
|
YaBasta |
24.06.18 6:40pm
YaBasta |
| Trainspotter who was hit by the Flying Scotsman was "chuffed to bits". |
1 |
|
dominic_mcg |
24.06.18 6:29pm
Al OPecia |
| Harry Kane's Panama. |
0 |
|
ron cawleyoni |
24.06.18 5:49pm
ron cawleyoni |
| New Google penis to operate without owner control The tech giant has been criticised for the latest intrusion into people's private lives with the "self-driving" male organ which makes decisions using complex algorithms based on its owner's browsing... |
1 |
|
sydalg |
24.06.18 5:15pm
Name and Address Withheld by Request |
| Documents show that great-grandma fed five generations with no meat thermometer. |
0 |
|
Jamie Oliver |
24.06.18 4:45pm
Jamie Oliver |
| Jesus detained by immigration after accidentally jogging across Channel |
0 |
|
sydalg |
24.06.18 4:41pm
sydalg |
| Australian cricketers "grateful they didn't have to face Scotland" The Australian captain, Tim Paine, has admitted the 5-0 whitewash by England was difficult but went on to say "At least we didn't have to face Scotland"... |
0 |
|
apepper |
24.06.18 4:38pm
apepper |
| Harry Kane Panama Hat-trick Best Cliche of World Cup so far? |
2 |
|
granger |
24.06.18 2:49pm
granger |
| Pound Land votes to leave Pound World in Pexit More to follow... |
0 |
|
apepper |
24.06.18 2:41pm
apepper |
| Trump introduces segregation for non-Trump supporters. President Donald Trump has signed an Executive order to formally introduce segregation of facilities for non-Trump supporters, including separate restaurants, schools, hotels, bars, hospitals,... |
1 |
|
Al OPecia |
24.06.18 2:40pm
Sinnick |
| Historic Panama win makes up for historic Suez loss. |
0 |
|
cinquecento |
24.06.18 2:32pm
cinquecento |
| Panama Panned...as England go for Gold. |
0 |
|
ron cawleyoni |
24.06.18 1:42pm
ron cawleyoni |
| 'Angry swan actually did break my arm' claims Reading man Doubt has been cast today over the adage about swans being able to break a man’s arm with their wings only being a myth. Because speaking from his hospital bed, retired plumber Alf Bassett from... |
2 |
|
Chipchase |
24.06.18 11:53am
Chipchase |
| Brexit food shortages will solve obesity crisis it was revealed today. |
0 |
|
Mick Turate |
24.06.18 10:27am
Mick Turate |
| 'Reducing childhood obesity risks goalie shortage', PE teachers warn |
2 |
|
cinquecento |
24.06.18 10:25am
dominic_mcg |
| Poor communities lack drive, says Ofsted. Whatever, say poor communities. |
1 |
|
dominic_mcg |
24.06.18 10:20am
Al OPecia |
| Swiss footballers say "2 headed eagle" celebration was actually a cuckoo clock. |
0 |
|
dominic_mcg |
24.06.18 9:26am
dominic_mcg |
| Airfix Offers Theresa May Option Of A Cheaper Defence Budget Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, has demanded £20 billion or else he will bring Theresa May down. That is almost the equivalent of what Manchester City have paid for their defence so the Prime... |
0 |
|
Macattack1964 |
24.06.18 9:14am
Macattack1964 |
| To curb obesity levels, sugary snacks to be sold only at the tops of mountains. |
0 |
|
dominic_mcg |
24.06.18 9:12am
dominic_mcg |
| Ed Sheeran Duets With Loo Loo: Visiting The Toilet Twice During A Gig |
0 |
|
Macattack1964 |
24.06.18 8:29am
Macattack1964 |
| Pedantic Scientist: A Round Of Toast Is Not A Geometrically Correct Expression |
0 |
|
Macattack1964 |
24.06.18 8:22am
Macattack1964 |
| Saudi Ban On Women Drivers Ends: Audi Have Just Started Theirs |
0 |
|
Macattack1964 |
24.06.18 8:20am
Macattack1964 |
| Colonel Sanders Kicks Sarah Sanders Out Of His Restaurant |
0 |
|
Macattack1964 |
24.06.18 8:18am
Macattack1964 |
| 'Don't mention the score' as Germans win...Injerry time. |
1 |
|
ron cawleyoni |
24.06.18 8:16am
Sinnick |
| McDonalds tell Theresa May..Your not welcome here..either. |
0 |
|
ron cawleyoni |
24.06.18 8:12am
ron cawleyoni |
| Dr Jane Barton offers to eliminate NHS waiting lists |
0 |
|
sydalg |
24.06.18 1:37am
sydalg |
| Coleridge interrupted writing Kubla Khan by "person from Gosport" |
0 |
|
sydalg |
23.06.18 10:15pm
sydalg |
