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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Full time blown for Jack Charlton. |
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Al OPecia |
11.07.20 8:20am
Al OPecia |
| Chris Grayling, cleverest Tory MP ever, to head up Intelligence Committee [Having a stab here at the news before it happens.]... |
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SteveB |
11.07.20 8:15am
Titus |
| 5G conspiracies result from snorting 5g |
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SteveB |
11.07.20 8:06am
SteveB |
| Ticker Submissions '[i]NewsBiscuit Contributor Wins Prize For original Thread Title Suggestion[/i]',
(Hat-tip to Vertically Challenged Giant),
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In other news:
'[i]Met Accused Of Age Discrimination: Should Have... |
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Titus |
11.07.20 7:52am
Titus |
| UK Government in chaos as PM given comb Hirsute you sir... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
11.07.20 7:32am
Mirthless Evil C |
| New requirement on Gove to wear bag on head at all times not Covid related More mask news later... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
11.07.20 7:28am
Mirthless Evil C |
| Grayling move creates vacancy for village idiot in Epsom & Ewell More from that there London later... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
11.07.20 7:16am
Mirthless Evil C |
| Start of Trump sentence fake news by the end |
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SteveB |
11.07.20 6:50am
SteveB |
| Trump sure to be president after election Says he'll accept offer to be president of Ugly Animal Preservation Society -- 'I'm a shining example of biodiversity. Fact!'... |
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Renrag |
11.07.20 2:32am
Renrag |
| Governments "Eat out to help out" offer welcomed by Lesbians |
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thackaray |
11.07.20 12:52am
thackaray |
| Man who claims he has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 'ticks all the boxes' |
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Adrian Bamforth |
11.07.20 12:49am
Landfill |
| Man without a racist bone in his body agrees that his brain is racist |
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Mick Turate |
11.07.20 12:45am
ThomasWykes |
| Nation's Bodybuilders To Resume Having Personality As Gyms Open Panicking meatheads across the country breathed a sigh of relief today as it was announced that gyms were to reopen.
Nationwide closures 3 months ago had left many musclebound dum dums like Marcus... |
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ThomasWykes |
11.07.20 12:43am
ThomasWykes |
| Police blow criminals’ massive ring wide open Thanks to big knobs in the criminal nether regions flagrantly splashing it about, police are celebrating the successful penetration of an eye-wateringly tight undercover ring with ‘Operation... |
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Filthy Rich |
10.07.20 9:58pm
Sir Lupus |
| Old hen falls down the pecking order in chicken run. |
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ron cawleyoni |
10.07.20 7:43pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Discovery of magazine in downstairs toilet ends Which? hunt |
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SteveB |
10.07.20 7:40pm
SteveB |
| Kent Folk Delight Over Bisons - Now We Can Wash Our Faces. Or should that be faeces?... |
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granger |
10.07.20 7:02pm
granger |
| Thick-skulled, belligerent bovines to be released across UK; mainly Westminster |
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Filthy Rich |
10.07.20 6:26pm
Filthy Rich |
| Chris Grayling excited he will soon get to send James Bond on missions Former minister and human discount voucher, Chris Grayling, who is expected to be appointed as chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee next week, has expressed his delight at the prospect... |
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A.Mantra |
10.07.20 5:30pm
A.Mantra |
| Shock: Trump to replace Sedwill as Head Mandarin More job swap news later... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
10.07.20 5:19pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Holy crap! Miraculous Return of the Holy Grayl What next?... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
10.07.20 5:17pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Travellers to UK no need to quarantine but should still get their head examined warn health experts
Open air theatre to resume.Comedy of Errors already in full swing.but most productions will be Far From The Madding Crowd... |
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Gerontius |
10.07.20 12:49pm
oshaughnessy |
| Hampstead Heath dogging site renamed to Pubic Heath hat-tip SteveB
I'm sure there's a better gag there (ooh Missus), but I can't find it... |
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Sinnick |
10.07.20 12:04pm
Sinnick |
| Brazilian leader has close shave More hairy situations later... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
10.07.20 12:00pm
Sinnick |
| Boots announces that after making 20% of cuts it will rebrand itself as Boot |
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oshaughnessy |
10.07.20 11:57am
Sinnick |
| Chris Grayling sacked as Intel chair after releasing Russia report by mistake. |
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Mick Turate |
10.07.20 10:50am
Mick Turate |
| Beauticians celebrate by going out on the lash |
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Filthy Rich |
10.07.20 10:01am
SteveB |
| Obi-Wan Kenobi on Cabinet: These aren’t the droids you are looking for 5 Star Wars????... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
10.07.20 9:49am
Mirthless Evil C |
| Andrzej Duda: 'Polish Presidency essentially a battle over traditional vowels' |
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SteveB |
10.07.20 9:44am
Mirthless Evil C |
| Homeopaths call for urgent watering-down of guidelines |
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Filthy Rich |
10.07.20 9:40am
Filthy Rich |
