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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Beyonce favourite for 200m gold at Rio Olympics

More to follow...

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apepper 08.02.16 10:46pm
apepper
Met Office renames next storm Jake Shit.

"We know nothing about it yet", a spokesman explained...

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Tammy Flugh 08.02.16 10:34pm
Tammy Flugh
Cameron denies trying to sign up Jeremy Corbyn for 'The Jump'.

All downhill after this...

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deskpilot3 08.02.16 9:42pm
deskpilot3
One dead, three seriously injured in Isle of Wight pop-up sex shop disaster

Shanklin police have arrested two men after a pop-up sex shop they were erecting in Regent Street exploded, resulting in the death of one onlooker. Three other people were injured as the pop-up...

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Dick Everyman 08.02.16 8:57pm
Dick Everyman
World begs Trump to take part in The Jump

More to follow...

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apepper 08.02.16 8:19pm
apepper
Poor students turn to armed robbery to get a decent education

David Cameron’s plan to create “reform prisons” in England and Wales has been welcomed by student leaders. Liverpool University Student Union leader Paul Mycock, 42, said: ‘For a student...

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medici2471 08.02.16 8:18pm
medici2471
Michael Gove and David Cameron Announce Prisoner Loans

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11130096_10204231273597667_3126811389653117896_n.jpg?oh=097dc9a08b1d58da917864df4b4a7e91&oe=57380171 In a widely expected announcement...

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bobski 08.02.16 7:53pm
james_doc
Criminal Hopes to get into First Choice Prison

The overhaul of prisons promised by the Prime Minister has at least one fan. Gavin Beardmore, currently on remand for burglary, has been studying the new prison league tables and is hopeful of a...

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james_doc 08.02.16 6:47pm
james_doc
David Cameron denies scaremongering over bogeyman comments

Prime Minster David Cameron has dismissed suggestions of scaremongering over his comments that the bogeyman could set up camp in the UK if it left the EU. Mr Cameron said that if the UK left the EU,...

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StanleyMizaru 08.02.16 5:24pm
StanleyMizaru
Kim Jong-un's KN08 missile programme 'just penis envy'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KN-08...

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Adrian Bamforth 08.02.16 5:46pm
Gary Baldy
Global warming to speed up if Brexit 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 5:07pm
Dun Dunkin
"Corbyn to become PM if Brexit" 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 4:45pm
Dun Dunkin
'France will declare Nuclear War on UK if Brexit' 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 4:39pm
Dun Dunkin
Imogen storms cause motoring mess for anagrammatists 1
Midfield Diamond 08.02.16 6:36pm
Al OPecia
Kent bricks it at Cameron Brexit threat

The people of Kent reacted in horror today to the Prime Minister’s warning that the French would withdraw their cooperation in the event of Britain leaving the EU. Warning of the chaos that could...

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Stan and Des 08.02.16 2:42pm
Stan and Des
Moth Wooes Crowd WIth Sexy New Outfit And Talks Of Future Projects

Chubby celebrity moth Dante Escargo dazzled on the red carpet last night, as stars met up, for the sakes of meeting up in a meet met by those who attended. The star known for roles in controversial...

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Lexiconratchetbum 08.02.16 1:39pm
Lexiconratchetbum
Football News

Rooney Tweets " Fantastic to see Zika Managed to beat transfer deadline, the move from Brazil to Spain is a game changer, a shot in the arm for the Spanish"...

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billym 08.02.16 6:24pm
godly1966
Dyslexic US sports fan enjoys bowl o’ soup 0
Midfield Diamond 08.02.16 1:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Storms to have own Twitter account 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 1:03pm
Dun Dunkin
Caliphate Poll Shows Large Support For Daexit

A recent opinion poll in Northern Iraq and Northern Syria has shown a massive support for the idea of these areas ceasing to be under the control of the Daesh Caliphate. At least, it did do so,...

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Titus 08.02.16 12:38pm
Titus
Outrage As Successful NB Contributors Forced To Have A Blue Star On Their Mug

More in jokes soon (and congratulations to Wrenfoe). And yes, I know, some will say this should be posted in the chat room, not here. Well get over it ...

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Titus 08.02.16 2:30pm
S J Roe
As Zika virus spreads wool futures see sudden drop.

in stitches...

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marlon bando 08.02.16 11:04am
marlon bando
Storm names to become more 'Royal' 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 10:48am
Dun Dunkin
CPS posts sign at Waterloo Station 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here' 0
beckfordburger 08.02.16 10:24am
beckfordburger
Conservatives reform prisons prior to their sentencing

In anticipation of an influx of Tory grandees on embezzlement, fraud and sex crimes; the Prime Minister has promised a radical overhaul of his future accommodation. Fear that the room service and...

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Wrenfoe 08.02.16 10:23am
Wrenfoe
Eagles to be used to tackle drones "because Stones are on tour" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 9:08am
sydalg
Embalmer who put fake tan on Jim Morrison told "Never darken my Door again" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 5:52am
sydalg
'Kung-Fu Panda' film series to outlive actual species, scientists confirm 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:28am
BenedictTD
North Koreans express disappointment at 'shit' fireworks display 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:22am
BenedictTD
(Meant for the Chat Forum) 0
Adrian Bamforth 08.02.16 12:23am
Adrian Bamforth