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Life discovered on Proxima Centauri, ISIS vows to slay those infidels. 1
25.08.16 8:22am sockpuppet
KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES VOICEMAIL FOR HERSELF IN FAILED PUBLICITY STUNT HELL 1
25.08.16 8:19am sockpuppet
Italians blame earthquake on thin crust 3
25.08.16 8:17am sockpuppet
Trump supporters disgusted that French bloke given platform. More soon. 0
25.08.16 7:58am Al OPecia
Daily Mail readers complain that "Gold Medals are much easier nowadays" - (Cooperative)
The Daily Mail letters page has been flooded with complaints about the record number of gold medals won by British athletes. "The youth of today have it far too easy; in my day, the 1500m was a much...
25.08.16 7:55am Al OPecia
UK public queuing up to do dressage after Olympic triumph - (Cooperative)
Criticisms that the Olympics only serve to enrich a small number of elite athletes and deliver no pull-through benefit in mass sports participation are set to be firmly rebuffed as dressage clubs...
25.08.16 6:58am Smart Alex
Paralympics latest: Putin puts athlete-maiming programme on hold. 0
24.08.16 10:35pm deskpilot3
Owen Smith to tax food banks in surprise economic policy pledge 0
24.08.16 10:07pm Fergus Fungus
KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES VOICEMAIL FOR HERSELF IN FAILED PUBLICITY STUNT HELL 0
24.08.16 10:05pm Fergus Fungus
Bank made entirely of food "completely unsustainable" warns Mark Carney 0
24.08.16 10:04pm Fergus Fungus
Corbyn & Smith agree policy: a referendum on rail nationalisation 0
24.08.16 9:59pm sockpuppet
Disappointing falafel proof that railways should be re-nationalised says Corbyn
Jeremy Corbyn has claimed that the uninspiring falafel wrap he bought on the Virgin train he took to Newcastle earlier in the month is further proof that the British rail network should be returned...
24.08.16 8:45pm bookiesfriend
4 x 100 metre cling film approved for Tokyo 2020 0
24.08.16 8:23pm Underconstruction
Frenchman celebrates Armageddon with four-horse menu of the apocalypse 0
24.08.16 7:02pm Smart Alex
Borders worst invention ever claims reluctant gardener 0
24.08.16 6:47pm Smart Alex
British towns come of age with triple-barrelled names
Cities, towns and even small villages across the UK have joined in a new craze of giving themselves updated triple-barrelled names of the kind enjoyed by Kingston-upon-Thames or even more. Among the...
24.08.16 6:20pm Sinnick
Farage and Trump to reunite, several years after journey from Proxima Centauri 0
24.08.16 6:13pm Sinnick
Nuns to go topless on French beaches
The town of Cannes has insisted that in order maintain secularism all 'hot women of faith' will be stripped by armed police - who will then administer scented lotions to the dulcet tones Sacha Distel...
24.08.16 6:02pm Wrenfoe
Corbyn pioneers sitting on the floor as a new Olympic sport
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24.08.16 5:46pm sockpuppet
Branson: Hard to find seat at table in ‘ram packed’ government contracts market
Sir Richard Branson lashed out today at the ‘ram-packed’ market for lucrative government contracts to provide healthcare and rail services, leaving him with the almost daily nightmare of...
24.08.16 5:06pm chrisf
Isle of Wight village proves that bottom spankers live longer
People who strike buttocks for erotic pleasure typically outlive those who don’t, says Dr Sidney James, Professor of Posterior Studies at the University of Portsmouth.
A case study of the Isle of...
24.08.16 3:50pm Jodster
Virgin to employ floor managers in place of guards
Hat tip to dominic_mcg...
24.08.16 2:44pm sockpuppet
Corbyn floored by press conference train questions. More soon. 1
24.08.16 2:43pm sockpuppet
UK Olympic success wholly due to Brexit. "Didn't expect that, did you Cameron?' 0
24.08.16 2:37pm sockpuppet
Extremists to bunk with Fletcher
Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a 'special unit' under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Having been instrumental in reforming 'young Godber',...
24.08.16 2:00pm silly billy scotland
Rio Hightlight: Dancing Horses. Tokyo Highlight: Skateboarding Ducks. 0
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24.08.16 1:55pm silly billy scotland
French Burkinis: 50% OFF!!! 0
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24.08.16 1:27pm silly billy scotland
France resumes nuclear explosions on Burkini Atoll 0
24.08.16 1:12pm Sir Lupus
French beach police order Muslim women to get their kit off 1
24.08.16 1:10pm Sir Lupus
Auction of Truman Capote's Ashes: 'Blown away by interest', claims Sotheby's 0
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24.08.16 1:09pm silly billy scotland