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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Boris Offers to Buy Ireland After being instructed by Angela Merkel to develop an alternative to the Backstop as a resolution to the Irish Border issue, Boris Johnson has announced the UK Government’s intention to buy Ireland... |
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james_doc | 22.08.19 6:46pm Chipchase |
| Office Of Nat. Statistics Doesn't Even Know If Anyone Else Is Coming Or Going | 0 | |
Titus | 22.08.19 6:04pm Titus |
| HS2 'Lacks Credibility' Given the wildly escalating costs and doubts regarding the extent of any real need for this hugely expensive project, reductions in its scope have been proposed. 'We could save a huge amount of... |
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Titus | 22.08.19 4:26pm Titus |
| Little boy not going to a party because girl won’t sell him Tracy Island A spoilt little brat called Donald who was invited to his friend Margrethe’s house for a party is having a hissy fit instead because she won’t sell her favourite toy to him. Stamping his feet in... |
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Midfield Diamond | 22.08.19 4:08pm deceangli |
| Hot Dog concession for Saudi Pride parade post Brexit almost signed says Boris | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 22.08.19 3:55pm tonymc81 |
| Bury FC go first six games of season without conceding a goal now that [i]is[/i] newsworthy, surely?... |
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Walter Eagle | 22.08.19 2:42pm tonymc81 |
| 10 Fighter Jets accompanying Royals budget flight normal service say FlyBe | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 22.08.19 2:15pm tonymc81 |
| Lib Dems mistake 'work- shadowing' for shadow cabinet Putting aside a few minor details, like no votes or MPs, Jo Swinson has made the audacious move of nominating a Shadow Cabinet – which came as a surprise to the actual Shadow Cabinet. ... |
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Wrenfoe | 22.08.19 2:03pm tonymc81 |
| Army to recruit "new" pensioners MOD spokesman, Geoffrey Johnson, today confirmed that the army will begin recruiting "new" pensioners once the revised pension rules are introduced. "We currently recruit far too many vulnerable... |
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Hindari Banga | 22.08.19 12:49pm Hindari Banga |
| Dating app user freaks out after receiving normal message Sarah Paulley, a beauty therapist from Chester, has finally recovered from the shock of receiving a normal message from a man on a dating app. The 22-year old was browsing the app one evening after... |
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KateWritesStuff | 22.08.19 12:31pm KateWritesStuff |
| MP’s demand total ban on cars and order 650 Sedan chairs | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 22.08.19 11:46am tonymc81 |
| Shock as one DUP MP actually comments on an issue other than Northern Ireland Despite holding an unhealthy balance of power and propping up Boris Johnson's minority government, pretend political party, the DUP, has never had anything whatsoever to say on any of the nation's... |
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Chipchase | 22.08.19 11:30am tonymc81 |
| Amazon fires not available on Kindle. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 22.08.19 9:48am dominic_mcg |
| Southend Beach:Couple steal a bag of stones,6 Dogs turds and 3 used condoms | 2 | |
tonymc81 | 22.08.19 9:33am tonymc81 |
| "Result!" says Danish PM after Trump cancels visit. Following the row over the Greenland no deal, the Danish Prime Minister has spoken of his feelings on learning that he can no longer look forward to the Trumps as house guests. "Naturally I had to... |
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Sir Lupus | 22.08.19 9:24am Sinnick |
| Changing Letters To Numbers Transforms Schoolchildren's Academic Abilities Let's try the same with hygiene standards, pollution levels, Standard & Poor's company ratings, Tripadvisor ratings and NewsBollosck star awards. In fact, there's probably a potential sub in the... |
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Titus | 22.08.19 9:19am Titus |
| Thanet District Council offers Trump cut-price deal on Dreamland | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 22.08.19 6:55am Smart Alex |
| Woman goes freelance to avoid wearing a bra all day Norah Curtis, a Junior Copywriter from Weston Super-Mare triumphantly handed in her notice this morning after having an epiphany whilst in the lingerie section of M&S. The 27-year-old finally... |
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KateWritesStuff | 22.08.19 5:21am Gerontius |
| Planet Saved By Paying Wind Farms £Millions To NOT Generate Electricity https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/08/wind-farms-paid-100m-switch-power/ But obvs., anyone who dares draw attention to bollosck like this is a brain-dead Climate Change Denier ... |
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Titus | 21.08.19 11:48pm Walter Eagle |
| Prince hates exploitation of human beings say Buckingham palace – Really,Really? | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 21.08.19 9:18pm tonymc81 |
| Donald Trump fails in bid to buy Colin Welland. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 21.08.19 7:43pm dominic_mcg |
| Denmark to bait Trump with Greenland and switch for Legoland | 3 | |
Crayon | 21.08.19 7:34pm throngsman |
| DUP says Northern Ireland has "puludugul problems" Amid renewed political tensions surrounding Northern Ireland, the DUP's ten MPs continue to voice their particular concerns about what they seem to be calling "very serious puludugul problems". The... |
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Crayon | 21.08.19 6:31pm Terry Bunn |
| Forbes admits Johnson on wrong list - should have been highest paid movie star | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 21.08.19 6:12pm Smart Alex |
| Trump: "Greenland's the one in Anaheim CA, isn't it ?" | 0 | |
Sinnick | 21.08.19 4:50pm Sinnick |
| UK neglects to threaten US with no-deal In what some are calling a classic rookie mistake of counting your poker face before the chips have bolted, the UK is telling anyone who might be listening that it really really wants to have a trade... |
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Crayon | 21.08.19 4:36pm Crayon |
| Cardinal Pell wins reprieve from eternal torture after confession booth plea Cardinal George Pell, the most senior Catholic cleric to be convicted of sexual abuse, has won a reprieve from his sentence of everlasting punishment, and will instead live for eternity in paradise... |
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Adrian Bamforth | 21.08.19 3:44pm Midfield Diamond |
| Trump says Greenland bid 404 error of judgement. Donald Trump says Greenland bid was an error..I never really wanted any dealing, with the Prince of Denmark, in fact I’d rather have dealings with ‘Primark ... |
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ron cawleyoni | 21.08.19 3:31pm ron cawleyoni |
| British car industry to be run by Mad Max Years after the collapse of civilization and several hours after Brexit, a lone road-warrior is to be given the task of rebuilding the UK's auto industry and fighting off marauding biker gangs. All... |
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Wrenfoe | 21.08.19 2:37pm Wrenfoe |
| Thomas The Tank Engine slams 'HS2 shambles' The Nation's favourite tank engine, Thomas, has waded into today's HS2 review controversy slamming the proposed super railway scheme 'a cash-guzzling preposterous government white elephant, not to... |
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Chipchase | 21.08.19 1:59pm Chipchase |
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