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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Last words to jihadi: "Don't fiddle with that" 0
23.02.17 3:15am sydalg
Fiddler given £1m "after heartrending rendition of 'If I Were a Rich Man'" 0
23.02.17 3:09am sydalg
BBC.....Baby Boomers Comedy.
Barry Cryer to help launch new government 'YTS' comedy course for the over 60s..,
that's the..'Your Too Senile'.. for comedy...
22.02.17 10:42pm ron cawleyoni
Trappist-1 sets an other-world record 0
22.02.17 10:28pm Sinnick
Fiddler had £1 million pound in tax free isis account. 0
22.02.17 10:26pm ron cawleyoni
Bull run on Wall St. 0
22.02.17 10:25pm Maverick
Nasa discovers Earth-like planet Donald Trump is on 1
22.02.17 10:11pm Titus
David Bowie wins Deathtime Achievment Award at the Brits.
More good career moves soon...
22.02.17 10:09pm MADJEZ
Trump writes cold war spy thriller titled..'Melania in Entrapment'..True story.
Plus a follow up called..'The Oppressa File'another True story...
22.02.17 10:02pm ron cawleyoni
Who ate to one all the pies. 1
22.02.17 9:49pm ron cawleyoni
Wardrobe malfunction at Brit Awards.
Reports coming in of 'Wardrobe Malfunction' in one of the star's dressing room.,
apparently..a hinge..has come loose on one of the doors, causing panic and pandemonium,
as the mirror on the door...
22.02.17 9:41pm ron cawleyoni
Farage proves reasonable people are fascists
In an eloquent speech today, marred only by the occasional chant of 'fuck off Farage, you twat', the former leader of UKIP explained why reasonable people are actually fascists. "Listen to them....
22.02.17 9:30pm throngsman
Simple Simon arrested at Betfair 1
22.02.17 9:00pm ron cawleyoni
Metropolitan Police now officially run by a Dick. More soon. 1
22.02.17 8:36pm Renrag
Putin, Mugabe launch Donald Trump Admiration Society
Membership to be 'highly exclusive'...
22.02.17 8:31pm Renrag
'Possibility of excellent beer' on Trappist-1 exoplanets 0
22.02.17 7:56pm cinquecento
Republic of Del Monte to declare war on Iceland.warns Asda Tesco Morrison et al you are,
22.02.17 7:20pm ron cawleyoni
Cressida Dick has daughter, Corolla, and son, Crown. 0
22.02.17 7:20pm Maverick
Ronald Fiddler turned to islamic terrorism after Carry On film work dried up.
More great names soon...
22.02.17 7:11pm cinquecento
Trump to hire Japanese zoo officials to cull invasive aliens
Following news that a Japanese zoo has culled 57 of their snow monkeys because they were found to have "alien genes" from crossbreeding with non-native species, the zoo's switchboard has been jammed...
22.02.17 6:52pm Oxbridge
BBC Scotland schedule to include "I'm a Vegetarian, get me out of here!" 0
22.02.17 6:44pm Al OPecia
Fiddler on the roof...and on the gearstick...and on the steering wheel... 1
22.02.17 6:22pm Ref Minor
Queen shot four times in head by police in bungled Royal protection operation. 0
22.02.17 6:21pm Ref Minor
DickHead of the Met 0
22.02.17 4:29pm Smart Alex
Colonexit "complete within months" says Trump - (Cooperative)
President Donald Trump announced that under his leadership he fully expects the United States to finally exit the British Empire "within months".
The Colonies issued notice of intention to leave...
22.02.17 2:55pm Oxbridge
Newsbiscuiteer..accused of lack of pathos.
Author criticised over lack of pathos,said "I was not even writing about,
'The Three Musketeers' and secondly I have never been to the Greek Isles...
22.02.17 2:36pm ron cawleyoni
David Cassidy can't remember the last time he got any publicity. 3
22.02.17 2:01pm ron cawleyoni
British Terrorists Complain Of Reduced Government Grant Funding
'How can you be expected to run a serious terrorist cell on a mere £1m? This is discrimination against terrorists' says former Guantanamo trainee ...
22.02.17 1:50pm Titus
Video footage shows Harrison Ford travelling much slower than 12 parsecs. 0
22.02.17 12:38pm dominic_mcg
Escaped New York bull was released by ISIS, insists Trump. More soon. 0
22.02.17 12:30pm dominic_mcg