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Following a campaign lasting several years, the Hansom Cab Drivers Association is today celebrating the news that Transport for London has decided not to renew the licence to operate granted to...
(to tune of Michael Jackson's Bad)
TRUMP: Your butt is mine,
Gonna tell you right,
Just show your face,
On state TV tonight,
I'm telling you,
On how I feel,
Gonna hurt your mind,
Don't shoot...
The [url=https://www.easports.com/madden-nfl/news/player-ratings]Madden ratings[/url] found in the game are taken for granted by most people. But the reality is that figuring out why these are...
For TweedleTrump, said KimJongDee,,
Might spoil his nice new rattle.
Just then flew by a monstrous rocket,
Big enough to flatten Japan,
The world was far too scared to mock it,
And peace went...
Theresa May has finally admitted she has drawn inspiration from countless rom-com movies in the Brexit debate, and has used her method acting background, revealed by her recent theatrical maniacal...
Gender Fluid United is the first football team to feature players whose gender identity is undecided and can change from day today. But its existence could be under threat after as-yet unidentified...
US Cab-company Uber’s failure to meet minimum London taxi standards in key areas such as rudeness of driver, smelliness of cab, and expense of journey has cost it its licence. Uber came up short in...
Holiday-makers who know how to fly Boeing 737-800s could be in for a windfall as Ryanair is prepared to offer up to 50% off if they fly the plane to their destination as well. With most of its pilots...
"We didn't realise who had made the booking", explained Padre Mico Turato, of the Church of Santa Maria Novella. "Then we heard the news that the UK PM was making a political speech, and a crowd...
