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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Trump announces new press spokesperson Fay Knews. No one believes him. 0
MADJEZ 20.02.17 10:32am
MADJEZ
Fantasy Footballer Kraft Heinz Rummenigge turns down move to Unileverkusen. 1
ron cawleyoni 20.02.17 10:27am
MADJEZ
Trump apologises for confusing Sweden with Chicago 0
Sinnick 20.02.17 9:59am
Sinnick
India Invited To Contribute Aid For Britain's Growing Space Programme 0
Titus 20.02.17 9:09am
Titus
Man breaks record for number of ways of saying 'thanks' in Tesco Express

A Telford man was celebrating today after breaking the record for the number of different ways to say thank you to a cashier as goods are handed over individually at crowded Tesco Express supermarket...

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chrisf 20.02.17 6:53am
Oxbridge
Kraft Heinz drop Marmite bid – lands buttered side down

Marmite bid is toast insist Unilever...

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Gerontius 20.02.17 6:51am
Gerontius
St. Peter announces "extreme vetting" policy at Pearly Gates.

Students riot at Berkeley in protest...

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Maverick 20.02.17 12:21am
Maverick
Boris's arse. A ray of sunshine?

A research paper scheduled for the coming scientific meeting of the British Medical Association deals with the link between the sun and the Foreign Minister. The paper is entitled: "Solar radiation:...

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Renrag 19.02.17 11:37pm
Renrag
Trump loses Welsh Open....more fake news?.... you Juddge. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 11:31pm
ron cawleyoni
Trumps Shakespearean Tragedy........"Toupee or not Toupee"..... 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 11:21pm
ron cawleyoni
Eric was NOT...the laziest of the Pythons. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 10:34pm
ron cawleyoni
Trump: "Ich bin ein swede..."

oder ein turnip or rutabaga depending on location...

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Dick Everyman 19.02.17 10:24pm
Dick Everyman
Trump voters thought they were part of a TV prank show 1
Plot126 19.02.17 10:04pm
Titus
Brevenge! French government to buy all British businesses and close them down.

Starting with Vauxhall...

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deskpilot3 19.02.17 10:02pm
deskpilot3
Kraft drops Unilever takeover bid as half of Board just hates it. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 19.02.17 10:02pm
Titus
Prison officers £5000 p.a. pay rise...plus a tin of pineapple chunks per week.

Mr Barrowclough said to be "delighted" and that "Mrs Barrowclough will have to buy a extra tin of 'carnation evaporated milk'every week now"...

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ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 10:00pm
ron cawleyoni
Guiness book records fastest ever Win 10 bootup at 48 minutes. 1
Maverick 19.02.17 9:59pm
deskpilot3
Massive Euro Prank: only Britain's copy of the Treaty contains an Article 50. 0
deskpilot3 19.02.17 9:54pm
deskpilot3
Trump's Swedish terror attack blamed on so-called IKEA 3
Oxbridge 19.02.17 9:43pm
Ironduke
Hitler phone buyer must pay outstanding Stalingrad roaming charges 1
sydalg 19.02.17 9:07pm
Arctic Star
White House to change its name to......La La Land. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 8:48pm
ron cawleyoni
Kraft Heinz cite 57 reasons for Unilever merger collapse..none of them cheesey. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 8:40pm
ron cawleyoni
"Annoying Wagner ringtone" putting off buyers of Hitler phone 0
sydalg 19.02.17 7:34pm
sydalg
Lord Kerr concedes Liz Truss 'probably understands treaty I wrote better than me

In a frank interview today Lord Kerr, one of the architects of the Lisbon Treaty and the individual responsible for writing Article 50, admitted that Liz Truss 'probably understands the article...

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throngsman 19.02.17 7:25pm
throngsman
Tamla No..town for Donald.

Is Donald Trump a ex 'suedehead/smoothie' from the early 70s who just can't let go, Crombie coat, wide satin tie its all there..mind you..can't see Marvin singing, .."Has any body seen my old...

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ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 5:25pm
ron cawleyoni
Hitler's phone withdrawn after it's discovered to only have one bell

More to follow...

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apepper 19.02.17 5:21pm
apepper
Return of the....'fake handsheikh'... 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 4:51pm
ron cawleyoni
Mike Pence lays a wreath after last night's terror attack in Dachau. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.17 2:03pm
dominic_mcg
Scientists link dementia to continued face palming at news from Trump's America 0
Plot126 19.02.17 1:07pm
Plot126
Trump apologises for error, I meant tomorrow's attack in Sweden. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.17 10:46am
dominic_mcg