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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Crocodile..tears 0
ron cawleyoni 19.11.17 5:51pm
ron cawleyoni
Mugabe 'It was the tache, wasn't it...' 0
MADJEZ 19.11.17 4:24pm
MADJEZ
Tough crackdown on drivers straddling left lane at junctions when turning right

The Department of Transport is expected to announce a tough crackdown on car drivers who straddle both lanes of minor side-junctions when turning right across major roads, selfishly jamming them up...

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Chipchase 19.11.17 3:45pm
dominic_mcg
Grace Mugabe in urgent talks with Ant and Dec 0
Dick Everyman 19.11.17 1:32pm
Dick Everyman
Aled Jones suspended for asking Snowman to show him his carrot. 1
MADJEZ 19.11.17 1:31pm
dominic_mcg
Now its official..Robert Mugabe to give Sir Elton his clothes back. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.11.17 1:31pm
ron cawleyoni
Pope Francis lined up for sexy tv reality show..I’m a celibate get me out of her 0
ron cawleyoni 19.11.17 1:22pm
ron cawleyoni
Success of Tena pants proves trickle down is a viable economic model. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.11.17 1:17pm
dominic_mcg
#Metoo, says SatNav voice

The flood of accusations of historic sexual harassment against Hollywood luminaries, politicians and others has flushed out another hitherto cowed victim. ‘Sarah’, the well-spoken default female...

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Oxbridge 19.11.17 1:10pm
Chipchase
Fukushima: Consequences of leaked radioactivity rears a familiar head

In an age where historical sexual activities are returning to haunt; the devastating tsunami that struck the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant in Japan causing the meltdown of three reactors has added...

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DavidH 19.11.17 1:03pm
DavidH
Aled Jones: Walking in the air is not a euphemism. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 19.11.17 1:01pm
DavidH
Guest gatecrashing alternate wedding denies wrongdoing 0
DavidH 19.11.17 11:26am
DavidH
Newly-Redundant Mugabe To Become Leader Of Sinn Féin

Hat-tip to cinquecento. Sinn Féin scheduled to win next election by 100,000,000,000 votes ...

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Titus 19.11.17 11:25am
cinquecento
Manflu vaccine trialling in medium-priced wine and craft ale 0
DavidH 19.11.17 11:22am
DavidH
Davis to pursue Brexit talks through the medium of dance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.11.17 10:46am
Al OPecia
Well 3 days past no sign of sausage roll rising,oh that's the easter one..is it? 0
ron cawleyoni 19.11.17 10:43am
ron cawleyoni
Man from the Future.."don't get your hopes up...lifes still shit" 0
ron cawleyoni 19.11.17 10:29am
ron cawleyoni
Mugabe on the exit diet. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.11.17 10:18am
ron cawleyoni
Driverless Cars To Be Given Green Light, But Greatest Concern Is Red Lights

Meanwhile, NewsBiscuit continues experimenting with starless - and readerless - posts ...

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Titus 19.11.17 9:08am
Titus
Research shows people with dogs live longer, unlike their neighbours' children. 4
dominic_mcg 19.11.17 8:45am
jimmydodger
'Mugabexit Means Mugabexit' Say Zimbabwe Army Chiefs 0
Titus 19.11.17 8:43am
Titus
Mugabe May Be Offered The 'Ceaușescu' Option

With or without a blindfold. More later ...

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Titus 19.11.17 8:11am
Titus
Lidl unveil new 100% British Range.

Having seen a Lidl customer whisked off on an all expenses paid trip to the Scottish Fisheries after tweeting that Lidl Mussels are farmed in ditches,Valerie Perkins decided to join in the fun and...

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tonymc81 19.11.17 6:40am
umfuli
RAF pilots tell US navy, 'Our dicks are bigger than yours' 0
Renrag 19.11.17 1:41am
Renrag
AC/Deceased 4
chrisf 18.11.17 11:12pm
Oxbridge
Arrival of Who Wants to be a Millionaire arouses little enthusiasm in Zimbabwe 2
sydalg 18.11.17 11:02pm
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Arsene denies Zimbabwe national side rumours. 0
ron cawleyoni 18.11.17 10:25pm
ron cawleyoni
Universal Credit anomaly 'allows nation to live a Dickensian Christmas' Gauke

Anger is mounting as the DWP has defended reports, that some families claiming Universal Credit may possibly receive none over the Christmas period, by suggesting it is more of a seasonal 'mood...

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Chipchase 18.11.17 10:07pm
ron cawleyoni
Adams and Mugabe “Ebony and Ivory” cover tipped for Xmas Number 1 0
cinquecento 18.11.17 9:34pm
cinquecento
Five Fridays in the month? Call Wonga on 0207 138 8330. 0
Department for Work and Pensions 18.11.17 8:21pm
Department for Work and Pensions