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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Prospective UK PM says social mobility will be solved by sea level rise

..more soon...

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rogerg 25.06.19 5:29pm
rogerg
Post-Brexit Britain to be known as ‘Rose Cottage’ 2
ron cawleyoni 25.06.19 5:11pm
ron cawleyoni
'I'll Cut Income Tax, Provided You Stop Asking About My Private Life' 0
Titus 25.06.19 5:09pm
Titus
James O'Brien shocked that voting for Boris might get Boris elected

The LBC presenter and Centrist pin-up, has had his little mind blown by the idea if you sit on wet paint, you might get covered in paint. That causality is a new concept to Mr O'Brien might explain...

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Wrenfoe 25.06.19 3:28pm
Crayon
Boris Johnson launches new range of stain removers. 1
Newsdesk 25.06.19 3:18pm
Crayon
Pics emerge of Boris helping old ladies cross roads

Pictures of Boris helping old ladies to cross roads, playing with kittens and rescuing drowning children singlehandedly have been sent anonymously to newspapers, but Mr Johnson has refused to comment...

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nickb 25.06.19 2:58pm
Adrian Bamforth
Tory Party Members Say The Leader They REALLY Want Is Nigel Farage 2
Titus 25.06.19 2:50pm
Crayon
Syd James to star as bumbling buffoon type in ‘Carrie on Boris’

Ha Ha Ha Cackle Cackle Ha Ha!...

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ron cawleyoni 25.06.19 2:47pm
ron cawleyoni
Frogmore House to be open to the public

Their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are pleased to announce that, following extensive refurbishment, Frogmore House is to be open to the public. Prices range from £1,750 per month...

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Newsdesk 25.06.19 2:36pm
Crayon
New discovery of Nostradamus predictions

Oxford University have published what they believe are a newly discovered set of Nostradamus’s predictions for 2019/20, Professor Almanac explained that whilst a certain amount of interpretation...

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tonymc81 25.06.19 12:03pm
tonymc81
Johnson: Hope Floats. Country: So does shit on a high fibre diet. 1
throngsman 25.06.19 10:40am
Newsdesk
Katie Price,Colette Nolan and Boris Johnson sign new tell all deals with OK mag. 0
tonymc81 25.06.19 10:35am
tonymc81
10% of voters want Trump chemically castrated,70% want a blunt knife used. 3
tonymc81 25.06.19 10:33am
Newsdesk
Rape case collapses as complainant admits that the accused was not her type. 0
Newsdesk 25.06.19 10:29am
Newsdesk
Plastic bags now to be sold and packaged in Paper bags 0
tonymc81 25.06.19 10:20am
tonymc81
Women’s refuge says we can't take anymore of Boris’s exs without more funding. 0
tonymc81 25.06.19 9:55am
tonymc81
Nick Clegg willing to serve in a Face Book / Google coalition 0
tonymc81 25.06.19 9:49am
tonymc81
Harry and Meghan set up JustGiving page to fund more renovations

After a wave of outrage over the spending of £2.5 million of public funds Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Prince Harry, have set up a JustGiving page to fund further renovations, enhancements and...

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Chipchase 25.06.19 9:45am
tonymc81
Polls show lying, incompetent buffoon may be unsuitable as PM after domestic row

Tory party members are reported to be having second thoughts about Boris Johnson as leader. Jolyon Jefferson-Shotgun of Surrey explained his change of heart; "At first I thought an amoral idiot...

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apepper 25.06.19 9:19am
Benvoleo
Where's Boris set to be surprise Holiday reading hit 0
Scronnyglonkle 25.06.19 8:01am
Scronnyglonkle
Boris is Connor MacLeod

The Tory frontrunner has proven himself impervious to all forms of scandal or physical harm; and who many suspect is an immortal Etonian, here to fight for 'The Prize' of who can f$ck up Brexit the...

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Wrenfoe 25.06.19 7:14am
Titus
Poetry Corner

Boris (after Edward Thomas) Yes. I remember Boris —, The name, because one afternoon, Of heat the last news was filed there, Unwontedly. It was late June. The press hissed. Someone cleared his...

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John Roughty 24.06.19 9:41pm
John Roughty
Neighbour Calls Police & Daily Mail Following Ominous Silence From Corbyn's Home

After listening carefully Ernest and Eve Stropper, neighbours of Jeremy Corbyn, became concerned when they heard nothing from the Corbyn household late at night last week. 'The Corbyns are a nice...

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Titus 24.06.19 7:00pm
Titus
Boris Johnson 'Too Shy, Introverted & Lacking In Self-Confidence' To Be PM 0
Titus 24.06.19 6:10pm
Titus
Sky to replace Johnson with tub of lard in TV debate

As Boris Johnson continues to run scared, now refusing to accept an invitation from Sky News to debate his polices with rival Jeremy Hunt in tomorrow's scheduled Prime Ministerial debate, the...

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Chipchase 24.06.19 4:45pm
Chipchase
Future of Brexit to be decided by hand-to-hand combat

Leaked details have begun to emerge of plans that could see Britain's future in Europe decided by mortal combat between the various warring sides. The plans, discovered on laptop thrown from a...

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Ugi 24.06.19 3:43pm
Ugi
PRINCE ANDREW AND PRINCE EDWARD STILL MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY

In a statement issued to the world’s media and a handful of people hanging around in Union Jack waistcoats and waving flags, a spokesman for The Queen has confirmed that both Prince Andrew and...

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Rhydderch Wilson 24.06.19 2:19pm
Rhydderch Wilson
Tony Blair rushed to hospital after admitting to socialist thought 0
sydalg 24.06.19 2:15pm
sydalg
Prescott: Diagnosis was delayed because his speech was already mangled 0
deceangli 24.06.19 1:52pm
deceangli
All household appliances to be petrol/electric hybrid by 2025

Britain is in shock today at the government's announcement that "in order to offer a wider choice to consumers" everyone shall have the option of changing their vacuum cleaners and electric...

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sydalg 24.06.19 1:37pm
sydalg