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Nice Admin Lady
Moth Wooes Crowd WIth Sexy New Outfit And Talks Of Future Projects

Chubby celebrity moth Dante Escargo dazzled on the red carpet last night, as stars met up, for the sakes of meeting up in a meet met by those who attended. The star known for roles in controversial...

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Lexiconratchetbum 08.02.16 1:39pm
Lexiconratchetbum
Football News

Rooney Tweets " Fantastic to see Zika Managed to beat transfer deadline, the move from Brazil to Spain is a game changer, a shot in the arm for the Spanish"...

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billym 08.02.16 1:09pm
billym
Dyslexic US sports fan enjoys bowl o’ soup 0
Midfield Diamond 08.02.16 1:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Storms to have own Twitter account 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 1:03pm
Dun Dunkin
Caliphate Poll Shows Large Support For Daexit

A recent opinion poll in Northern Iraq and Northern Syria has shown a massive support for the idea of these areas ceasing to be under the control of the Daesh Caliphate. At least, it did do so,...

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Titus 08.02.16 12:38pm
Titus
Outrage As Successful NB Contributors Forced To Have A Blue Star On Their Mug

More in jokes soon (and congratulations to Wrenfoe). And yes, I know, some will say this should be posted in the chat room, not here. Well get over it ...

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Titus 08.02.16 2:30pm
S J Roe
As Zika virus spreads wool futures see sudden drop.

in stitches...

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marlon bando 08.02.16 11:04am
marlon bando
Storm names to become more 'Royal' 0
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 10:48am
Dun Dunkin
CPS posts sign at Waterloo Station 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here' 0
beckfordburger 08.02.16 10:24am
beckfordburger
Conservatives reform prisons prior to their sentencing

In anticipation of an influx of Tory grandees on embezzlement, fraud and sex crimes; the Prime Minister has promised a radical overhaul of his future accommodation. Fear that the room service and...

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Wrenfoe 08.02.16 10:23am
Wrenfoe
Eagles to be used to tackle drones "because Stones are on tour" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 9:08am
sydalg
Embalmer who put fake tan on Jim Morrison told "Never darken my Door again" 0
sydalg 08.02.16 5:52am
sydalg
'Kung-Fu Panda' film series to outlive actual species, scientists confirm 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:28am
BenedictTD
North Koreans express disappointment at 'shit' fireworks display 0
BenedictTD 08.02.16 1:22am
BenedictTD
(Meant for the Chat Forum) 0
Adrian Bamforth 08.02.16 12:23am
Adrian Bamforth
Victorious 'Cameron of Arabia' will ride camel into Damascus 1
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 8:38am
Renrag
Chaos at Republican Debate after noone wants to stand on the left 0
Adrian Bamforth 07.02.16 9:53pm
Adrian Bamforth
Health and safety gone mad as survivors found in Taiwan

More to follow...

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apepper 07.02.16 9:44pm
apepper
Storms names are 'hideously' white anglo saxon. 0
Dun Dunkin 07.02.16 9:36pm
Dun Dunkin
Tesco says 'sory' for babywear gaffe 2
harrypalmer 08.02.16 1:09pm
Midfield Diamond
North Korea "grounded" by UN for missile launch

The United Nations has confirmed that North Korea is "seriously grounded" after sending a satellite into space. "We did consider cancelling their Sky subscription too, but realised that's why they've...

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throngsman 07.02.16 8:08pm
throngsman
Julian Assange welcomes UN decison that Hitler was innocent too. 0
deskpilot3 07.02.16 6:09pm
deskpilot3
Cameron takes extraordinary steps to stop charities pestering the Government.

"The Government has got itself onto a list of known charity donors. Now we are being pestered night and day for extra cash," said a clearly flustered and slightly embarrassed David Cameron. "We...

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deskpilot3 07.02.16 6:07pm
deskpilot3
Suicide Whales Were Radicalised In Deep Ocean Claim Japanese Hunters 0
Titus 07.02.16 6:04pm
Titus
Giant heart shaped pendant lands in Seoul after N Korean locket launch.

Sorry, I kind of reverted then. Must be because I saw Dad's Army on Friday...

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Al OPecia 07.02.16 12:05pm
Al OPecia
Syrians in Alleppo to be told to "adopt the Blitz Spirit - there's good chaps". 0
Al OPecia 07.02.16 11:08am
Al OPecia
Vice Presidential Office to be replaced by Apprenticeship

Washington―If elected President of the United States, Donald Trump will abstain from appointing a vice-president and instead hire an “apprentice”, it has been announced. Mr. Trump justified...

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Daniel T 07.02.16 9:24am
Daniel T
North Korea fails to launch monkey into space

North Korean rocket scientists have gone into hiding after failing to launch their glorious leader Kim Jong-un into space. The Supreme leader, affectionately known as the Great Chimp, was left...

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Dick Everyman 07.02.16 9:16am
Dick Everyman
British research team permitted to edit DNA of juvenile offenders

This week, the UK Secretary of State for Justice, Michael Gove, gave his first approval to use a gene-editing tool on 10 to 17 year-old criminals . Researchers at the Francis Crick Institute will...

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jonessgl 07.02.16 5:19pm
deskpilot3
Learning from Putin, Cameron's 70,000 Syrian fighters are really British troops 1
Dun Dunkin 08.02.16 8:46am
Renrag