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Sockpuppets join ranks to sink Titus floater 0
Flashmob 26.02.17 12:18am
Isle of Wight To Introduce Hard-To-Forge 12-Sided £1 Note 1
Titus 25.02.17 11:37pm
Corbyn ambition is tomatoes according to rumours

Jeremy Corbyn would rather spend the next few years growing tomatoes rather than becoming prime minister, according to Labour Party rumours. 'Jeremy would just like to rule over his allotment...

roybland 25.02.17 11:33pm
Farage says Paul Nuttall is "Stoked". 0
Maverick 25.02.17 10:33pm
Scientists claim Mountain Rescue teams "ineffectual" at saving mountains

Noting that the Earth is at the end of an interglacial period that has seen the creation of many major mountains such as Mount Everest, named after the double glazing company, Mount Snowden, named...

throngsman 25.02.17 10:32pm
Couple plan 'holiday of a lifetime' outside their car

With Spring in the air, Brenda (68) and Bert (69) Simmons are preparing for what will be for them the holiday of a lifetime. 'We usually get in the car and drive down to the beach car park,'...

roybland 25.02.17 9:58pm
Syrian refugees complain of "pull factor" of British politics

Syrian refugees have called on the government to stop "being sentimental" about Derbyshire MP Pauline Latham. "She's living in a district that is recognised internationally as being well picturesque...

throngsman 25.02.17 9:40pm
Nuttall to resume surgical career

Paul Nuttall, whose Uncle Barry invented cheese, will today announce his intention to leave politics to return to paediatric oncology. The move will dismay many in UKIP, who apparently revered Paul...

deceangli 25.02.17 9:02pm
New series of Ant and Dec's takeaway puts the turd back into Saturdays 1
Smart Alex 25.02.17 7:46pm
Farage in menage-a-trois with Merkel and May. More to come.

Thought he'd also go with Pen and tell her...

Maverick 25.02.17 7:45pm
Insurance deadlock over fire damage to Vauxhall Zafira carrying Whirlpool drier.

No-one claiming anything. Especially not responsibility...

deskpilot3 25.02.17 7:44pm
Police thought tasered pensioner had a 'mobile missile launcher'

85 year old pensioner Ivy Grimshaw was tasered by Manchester police earlier today as she left the Arndale Centre. A spokesman said that the police unit had mistaken Mrs Grimshaw's walking frame for a...

poopscooper 25.02.17 7:23pm
Man who lost to Ed Miliband, now an expert on winning

With the sage advice of someone with his 'd$ck caught in his zipper', David Miliband has stepped forward to advise the Labour Party, he abandoned, on where they are going astray. Mr. Miliband was at...

Wrenfoe 25.02.17 4:56pm
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Banned by Trump for fake news? Write for NewsBiscuit instead 2
Smart Alex 25.02.17 4:08pm
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Trump stars in new ‘President Evil’ video game 0
farmer giles 25.02.17 4:06pm
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CIA muse on use of fake celebrity game show candidate as assassin. 4
Ref Minor 25.02.17 1:35pm
Miliband: He's even worse than my brother. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.02.17 1:09pm
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Woman paid $90 to kill Kim Jong-nam makes North Korean rich list. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.02.17 11:46am
Hairy blob washed up on Philippines beach not Trump's toupée. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.02.17 11:08am
Statistics show that 99% of East Dorset GPs can’t spell schizophrenia

Allan Brimicombe 25.02.17 11:04am
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New solar system actually just reflection in mirror

Following a big announcement about a brand new solar system that looks exactly like ours, a NASA official has admitted they were actually just looking in the mirror. “We had moved our telescope...

Marie Maurer 25.02.17 10:59am
Marie Maurer
Donald Vladimirovich Trump Renames US as Democratic Republic of North America 0
Smart Alex 25.02.17 10:49am
Smart Alex
White House ban 'Asian Babes' and 'Exchange & Mart" in media 'Tit for T 0
Ian Searle 25.02.17 10:30am
Ian Searle
Price of stamps rise as Post Office put price on The Queen's head 0
Ian Searle 25.02.17 10:27am
Ian Searle

COPELAND NHS HOSPITAL 2017 , and, COPELAND NHS HOSPITAL 2025, You don't know what you've got till it's gone, They paved paradise And put up a parking lot , and,...

Gerontius 25.02.17 9:56am
Corbyn Awarded 'Top Marx' For His Policies So Far 0
Titus 25.02.17 9:43am
State funeral to be held in Washington D C after death of Democracy

With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official State funeral in its honour. Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference this...

Dick Everyman 25.02.17 9:40am
Waste collection driver didn’t realise he was holding up traffic

A waste collection driver from the West Midlands has apologised to motorists after he inadvertently held them up for 10 minutes while his crew emptied bins into the back of his recycling truck.,...

Gerontius 25.02.17 9:29am
Corbyn ‘still allowed to steer Labour but only when sitting on an adult’s lap’ 0
cinquecento 25.02.17 9:23am
Trump Bans Clark Kent For Being A 'Fake Journalist' Reports The Daily Planet

More genuinely fake news soon ...

Titus 25.02.17 8:10am