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Nice Admin Lady
May gives head dressing down over grammars 1
Underconstruction 21.01.17 12:40pm
Sinnick
Job insecurity : 'Feels shit…doesn’t it' say low skilled

Studies show that thousands of office workers in the banking and insurance sectors have suddenly started giving a shit about job insecurity., Office staff from Bentley’s Oyster Bar to the Miz en...

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Gerontius 21.01.17 10:58am
Sir Lupus
Obama agrees to extend farewell tour for another year 1
cinquecento 21.01.17 8:40am
Titus
Inauguration newsflash: Trump has three balls

Well, he's 50% larger than life . . ...

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Renrag 21.01.17 8:32am
Titus
Controversial tailor has thread removed 1
Underconstruction 21.01.17 8:29am
Titus
Trump Sworn In: 'Fuck Me, He's Actually The Bloody President!' 2
Titus 21.01.17 8:27am
Titus
Sinn Fein publish the McGuinness Book of Change the Bloody Record 0
Underconstruction 21.01.17 6:49am
Underconstruction
55% of Americans don't believe it's Buzz Aldrin's birthday. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 21.01.17 6:40am
Underconstruction
Inauguration speech leads to outbreak of world peace

There has been a total absence of terrorist activity across the world during January 20th, according to media reports. A US government spokesperson is attributing this to fear of retribution by the...

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Renrag 21.01.17 4:59am
Renrag
Scouser drowns in his own phlegm

Just a headline...

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Lou Sarsole 21.01.17 2:17am
Lou Sarsole
Preppers' Association President Welcomes Trump Inauguration

Shaun Toten, 56, issued a statement via Twitter last night;, "Finally, some action. It's not been since the days of JFK that we've had any real threat of armageddon. To be honest, we've been...

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rorshach 20.01.17 11:34pm
rorshach
Rescued Avalanche Victims Hear Of Trump Inauguration & Dive Back Under The Snow 0
Titus 20.01.17 10:50pm
Titus
Secret Service to sport unconvincing ginger wigs to confuse snipers. 1
MADJEZ 20.01.17 10:00pm
throngsman
'We Have No Freakin’ Idea What He’s Gonna Do' But We're Gonna Protest Against It 0
Titus 20.01.17 9:41pm
Titus
Trump slams Batman comics for 'creating fake news about me years ago'

Amid claims that President Trump's inauguration speech was 'chillingly similar' to a fictitious acceptance speech in a Batman comic years ago, Trump has tweeted '#capedcrusadershitbag stole my speech...

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throngsman 20.01.17 8:03pm
throngsman
D.C. property values soar. 0
Maverick 20.01.17 7:12pm
Maverick
Obama sets out plans for next 4 years

Speaking today in Washington, Barack Obama announced a major development of his shed. 'There just isn't room in there to service my bike properly,' he explained, 'but following the upgrade America...

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GrahamB 20.01.17 6:40pm
Bogbrush
World trapped in unpublished Jeffrey Archer novel

‘I wrote this story of a US billionaire game show host who became president, with an Eastern European wife who may or may not be a robot controlled by forces unseen, during a bad period in my...

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nickb 20.01.17 6:02pm
chrisf
Trumpton residents vote for name change

Townsfolk of tiny 70s TV hamlet Trumpton have voted almost unanimously for a change of name in protest at “puppet” Donald Trump. Mr Troop the Town Clerk announced the result alongside the Mayor....

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SoundasaHound 20.01.17 4:50pm
S J Roe
Cat exhibits 'first signs of fascism'

A cat has been manifesting explicit signs of radical authoritarian behaviour, symptomatic of a fascist dictator in early 20th century Europe. The ultra-territorial tabby, regrettably named Mussolini,...

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jonessgl 20.01.17 3:16pm
jonessgl
Surrey CC ask for 15% increase in council tax

to continue funding Waitrose "meals on wheels"...

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freeryda 20.01.17 2:47pm
freeryda
Fog Promptly Clears & Sun Shines Following Massive Anti-Fog Protests

Yay! Power to the people ...

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Titus 20.01.17 2:18pm
Titus
Gullible

The word 'gullible' has been withdrawn from dictionaries following the inauguration of Trumpy McTrumparse...

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granger 20.01.17 1:26pm
granger
Georgiou: Michael's cake "covered in temarzipan" 0
Hindari Banga 20.01.17 1:21pm
Hindari Banga
Trump Apologises & immediately Stands Down, In Response To Protests

More absolutely, genuinely true news soon ...

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Titus 20.01.17 1:12pm
Titus
Trump starts drinking 0
maxey 20.01.17 12:58pm
maxey
McGuinness will not stand. Neither can many of his former acquaintances. 2
cinquecento 20.01.17 12:37pm
Titus
Bridge Players to only bid 'No Trumps' from now on 0
jimmydodger 20.01.17 12:12pm
jimmydodger
Joe Biden still loose in The White House

Pest control has confirmed that an elderly male is trapped underneath the floorboards of the West Wing and is refusing to be lured out, even with lucrative offers from the private sector and lifetime...

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Wrenfoe 20.01.17 11:49am
Wrenfoe
E.U. Health Treaty Buggered - Britain Braces Itself for Wave of Scrounging Expat

Fears en-biggen today after experts suggest Britain may be swamped by hordes of elderly migrants returning to the UK once European Healthcare accords go tits up. Dubbed the ‘Grey wave’, people...

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S-Bahn 20.01.17 11:09am
S-Bahn