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Nice Admin Lady
Wales now a lake the size of Wales 1
Duncan Biscuit 18.02.20 1:44pm
Walter Eagle
Sabisky: Cummings true to his word over weirdo's and misshits. 0
ron cawleyoni 18.02.20 1:34pm
ron cawleyoni
Occasional table found moonlighting as a chair. 0
Mick Turate 18.02.20 12:45pm
Mick Turate
Who'd've thought pro-eugenic posts would stymie my career? asks superforecaster.

More bull-shit to come...

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Benvoleo 18.02.20 12:06pm
Benvoleo
Queen and Prince Philip to divorce

More Royals soon...

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Mick Turate 18.02.20 11:43am
Mick Turate
Royal Family Crises, more to follow...

Placeholder aide-memoire;, delete any that do not apply;, divorce, death, abdication, tug of love, dire warning, unhappy childhood, convict involvement, sex offender, gun smuggler, racial slurs,...

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JoBo 18.02.20 11:09am
JoBo
Sea cruise holidays getting statistically longer. 25
Dick Everyman 18.02.20 10:45am
Titus
US Boy Scouts File For BankruptcyTo 'Be Prepared' For Abuse Compensation Claims 0
Titus 18.02.20 8:15am
Titus
Jeff Bezos Offers To Build Giant Umbrella Over Britain

But only for Prime customers obvs. ...

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Titus 18.02.20 8:12am
Titus
Old Macdonald had a farm. Before Brexit, obvs 2
throngsman 18.02.20 8:05am
Al OPecia
Downing St Admits Compulsory Contraception Would Prevent Government Advisors 0
Titus 18.02.20 8:01am
Titus
Lord Snowden divorce. Wife says he had trouble keeping hard wood.

More soon. lovely dove-tail joints...

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MADJEZ 18.02.20 2:09am
MADJEZ
'Honest, It's A Genuine Working-Class Hyphen' says Rebecca Hyphen-LongShot 0
Titus 17.02.20 10:39pm
Titus
Cambs Police: 'Chances of catching the grass-digging protesters a forlawn hope' 1
jimmydodger 17.02.20 9:53pm
Titus
Gavin & Stacey missing in floods as rescue workers set phones to Do Not Disturb 0
oshaughnessy 17.02.20 8:40pm
oshaughnessy
"Floods are God's way of telling the UK you should have voted Remain", says EU 1
Mick Turate 17.02.20 7:25pm
Titus
'Xtreme Croquet Challenge' to take place on Cambridge Trinity College lawn. 0
Dick Everyman 17.02.20 5:57pm
Dick Everyman
Prince Andrew 'probably' going to apply for next series of Love Island

what's the worst that can happen?...

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The Islander 17.02.20 4:37pm
The Islander
'UK storms represent God's anger for lenient gay laws', claims Israel Folau 0
The Islander 17.02.20 4:26pm
The Islander
BoJo Defends Appointment of Polymathic Sociopath, "Whats Your Problem Plebs!"

More misfits and weirdos to follow, ., ., ., https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51535367...

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JoBo 17.02.20 4:17pm
JoBo
"No, we actually promised a Northern Poor House" says Johnson 2
Dick Everyman 17.02.20 3:47pm
JoBo
MI5 Hunt For Russian Moles In Cambridge, Damage Blamed on Extinction Rebellion

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-51534446...

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JoBo 17.02.20 3:21pm
JoBo
Flooding allows inbred community to finally get to use webbed feet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.02.20 2:38pm
dominic_mcg
Corbyn denies he is Labour's Chuckie Doll. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.02.20 2:07pm
dominic_mcg
RAGING Brexiteers FURIOUS at not finding much to RAGE about demand UK rejoins EU 7
oshaughnessy 17.02.20 1:52pm
oshaughnessy
Coronavirus to be renamed

A group of scientists are looking to rename this season's must-not-have virus, 2019-nCoV. The International Committee on Taxonomy of Viruses (ICTV) has been in secret cabal for several days in an...

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FlashArry 17.02.20 1:30pm
JoBo
Tabloid newspaper to sell off all off its precariously wobbly pedestals. 0
dominic_mcg 17.02.20 11:46am
dominic_mcg
Keir Starmer Plans To Open A Gift Shop As New Curator Of The Labour Party 0
Titus 17.02.20 9:40am
Titus
Whittingdale: "I'll whip BBC into shape" 0
Guido Drapatolli 17.02.20 9:00am
Guido Drapatolli
Proposed New Bridge Part Of Cunning PSOEFUK Plan

The creation of a new territory to be known as the Poverty-Stricken-Outer-Edges-Of-The-Former-United-Kingdom, or PSOEFUK, and for this to be administered (and, more importantly, funded) by the...

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Titus 17.02.20 8:39am
Titus