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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Saying No Pun Intended, When You Clearly Intended, Is Now A Criminal Offence When people say no pun intended, after clearly intending it, has always been questionable. Why for instance did the offender simply just not say it?
Worse still, why leave it written when there was... |
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Macattack1964 |
24.04.18 4:15pm
Macattack1964 |
| Robot King To Be Next Monarch Scientists have revealed that a deal has been struck for a new Robot Monarch Model 47H109 they have been secretly developing, to succeed Her Majesty the Queen. King Robot the 1st will replace Charles... |
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daneade |
24.04.18 3:55pm
daneade |
| Recent heatwave stretches NHS beyond breaking point Following last week's heatwave The NHS has declared a national emergency saying that it has been stretched far beyond breaking point.
Dr Raj Singh, an A&E Registrar from Watford said: 'We have... |
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Chipchase |
24.04.18 3:25pm
beau-jolly |
| Trump Macron Mwarr Mwarr talks continue without French kissing. |
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ron cawleyoni |
24.04.18 3:23pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Robot successfully builds Ikea chair, but can't find it's way out of the store. |
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deskpilot3 |
24.04.18 2:24pm
dominic_mcg |
| Police expect trouble between suffragettes and suffrasharks at statue unveiling. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.04.18 2:04pm
sockpuppet |
| Daily Mail hires new China correspondent, Wei Oh Wei |
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sydalg |
24.04.18 2:02pm
sockpuppet |
| Strangers clamouring to see pictures of new-born baby 'not at all weird' More royal stuff soon and in sodding perpetuity... |
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Bravenewmalden |
24.04.18 1:58pm
Bravenewmalden |
| Buck House partying like its 1999 at anticipation of new princes purple reign. "More prosecco Liz""yah yah" hic... |
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ron cawleyoni |
24.04.18 1:46pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Royals ‘gutted’ that they called the first one ‘George’ The Palace today admitted that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge rather regret naming their first child ‘George’. 'A Royal opportunity may have been missed during a time of transition and... |
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Squudge |
24.04.18 1:43pm
Chipchase |
| The Queen applies for a German Passport. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
24.04.18 1:34pm
sydalg |
| Prog Rock fans delight as new royal to be named Prince Olias of Windsor Progressive Rock fans are today delighted, that in a big nod to their favourite music, Prince William and Kate are to name their new son Olias, after the eponymous hero of 1970s concept album, Olias... |
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Chipchase |
24.04.18 10:41am
Chipchase |
| All royal events to happen on significant dates Events concerning the Windsor family can no longer take place on boring meaningless days, palace insiders have confirmed.
"Commoners can have their weddings or births on any old day", says a... |
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sydalg |
24.04.18 10:24am
sydalg |
| Immigration dept. hearing confirms How Hi is a Chinaman. |
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Maverick |
24.04.18 10:23am
Maverick |
| Weird guy on internet wants new "Friends" to "Like" him. |
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Maverick |
24.04.18 10:20am
Maverick |
| Kate Middleton’s uterus to house News International Rupert Murdoch’s publishing works have decided to relocate to the Royal Womb in an attempt to cut down commuter costs and the need for a telescopic lens. By taking residency in the reproductive... |
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Wrenfoe |
24.04.18 9:49am
Wrenfoe |
| Terrorism really affecting our insurance premiums, says van hire business. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.04.18 9:32am
dominic_mcg |
| Fawcett statue a big disappointment for "Charlie's Angels" fans. |
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ron cawleyoni |
24.04.18 9:29am
dominic_mcg |
| "But I thought I'm the Go Home Secretary" says Amber Rudd |
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Crayon |
24.04.18 8:30am
sockpuppet |
| Debate whether dragon slaying reduces CO2 or endangers rare species Climate-change enthusiasts vs. wild-life conservationists: which kind of environmentalist are [i]you[/i]? ... |
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sockpuppet |
24.04.18 8:27am
sockpuppet |
| Woman has baby more soon
Well, I notice no one had done it. Its becoming a tradition... |
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Not Amused |
24.04.18 8:23am
sockpuppet |
| US reduces duty on snails & frogs' legs following Macron visit |
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sockpuppet |
24.04.18 8:07am
sockpuppet |
| St George's slaughter of dragon 'was halal compliant' notes Corbyn |
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cinquecento |
24.04.18 8:00am
cinquecento |
| Nashville gunman's nakedness 'shows that he was a dangerous nutter' |
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sockpuppet |
24.04.18 7:59am
sockpuppet |
| Labour candidate Mandy Richards' court ban for conspiracism 'all a Zionist plot' |
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cinquecento |
24.04.18 7:58am
cinquecento |
| Corbyn becomes passionate St.George supporter on learning that he is Palestinian |
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sockpuppet |
24.04.18 7:57am
sockpuppet |
| TSB commissioned to administer Windrush compensation scheme |
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Hindari Banga |
24.04.18 7:50am
Hindari Banga |
| More agony for government as Windrush turns to Goldrush. |
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ron cawleyoni |
24.04.18 7:17am
ron cawleyoni |
| Royal baby name confirmed as Tyler Royal watchers are delighted at the choice of Tyler as the new Royal name. 'We heard it might be old school, like Michael or Richard but we're glad the Royal Family are embracing modern Britain,'... |
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throngsman |
24.04.18 6:57am
cinquecento |
| Kate Middleton's womb no longer fit for a prince |
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Crayon |
24.04.18 12:42am
Crayon |
