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| Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself | 0 |  |
custard cream | 16 minutes |
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Full story here:, http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/... |
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| Satire 'at an all time low' says government spokesman | 1 | |
throngsman | 27 minutes |
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Commenting on the release of this month's Government Satire Index (GSI) the main indicator on public perception of the governing party, the spokesman said it was at the lowest since records had begun... |
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| Chris Tarrent has mini-stroke on plane. Is no-one safe from 1970s TV stars. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 39 minutes |
| Police search Euclid's house for missing plane | 5 | |
DorsetBoy | 1 hour |
| GCHQ successfully decode "I may not have agreed with all he said but.." | 0 | |
blacklesbian | 1 hour |
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"The tosser is dead"... |
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| Banks to introduce Novelty Sized Chip&Pin Cards to speed up donations | 3 | |
gaijintendo | 1 hour |
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It is hoped that the introduction of new 'Novelty-Sized' Chip & Pin cards will shave up to four working days off charitable donations. Donors are assured that the new card will reduce queues at... |
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| Science Question #69: Why is the sky blue? | 2 | |
deskpilot3 | 2 hours |
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a) because blue is Rupert Murdoch's favourite colour, b) it's air pollution, c) it can see what's going on down on the ground Perm any one from three. Further suggestions welcome... |
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| Heaven is to be Divided into Semi-Autonomous Regions. | 2 | |
Guillermo De Snookio | 2 hours |
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As the world is full of religious groups beating the crap out of each other, God has been forced to make some very tough decisions. It has been foreseen that entrants into paradise will be unable to... |
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| Missing plane found after woman drafted into search team | 1 | |
Bigglesworth | 2 hours |
| Churchill’s Speeches Remastered as PowerPoint Slides | 12 | |
deceangli | 2 hours |
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As the Crimea threatens to turn into a global military adventure, Britain’s armed forces have revealed their latest scientific advance. “Britain is still a world leader in military... |
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| Bob Crow goes underground for the last time | 0 | |
Son of Barnabas | 2 hours |
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He got to the end of the line... |
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| New Zealand to remove one star from flag as part of shake-up | 0 | |
Bigglesworth | 3 hours |
| Noel Edmonds to relaunch career on Indian TV - 'Dhall or No Dhall'. | 1 | |
BigStevieB | 3 hours |
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Can't wait... |
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| Mystery solved as great white shark on way to take on Co-op Bank’s C.E. role | 5 | |
Dick Everyman | 4 hours |
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A great white shark spotted crossing from one side of the Atlantic into the other is on its way to hold discussions with the board of directors at the Co-op Bank, says the head of the expedition... |
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| Director of 'Noah' accused of plagiarism as ark hits iceberg | 0 | |
sydalg | 4 hours |
| Bob Crow already complaining about pay and conditions in heaven | 10 | |
Qoxiivi | 4 hours |
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Bob Crow has already set about unionizing the afterlife, with cherub strikes planned for next Tuesday if his demands for ‘softer clouds and increased floating about time’ aren’t met. The... |
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| Wires Crossed say GCHQ | 0 | |
Rumour Control | 4 hours |
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It was revealed yesterday that GCHQ had been tapping into the communications of Anthony Armstrong-Jones. A spokesman at Cheltenham has stated that there was some confusion with a recent defector,... |
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| Quick Guide To British Political Parties' Policies On EU Referendum | 0 | |
Titus | 4 hours |
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Tory: referendum - let voters decide., Lib Dems: stay in, regardless., UKIP: quit, regardless., Labour: wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle, wiggle... |
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| Malaysian Co-Pilot Accused Of "Concordia"-Style Control Of Craft | 0 | |
Titus | 5 hours |
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http://world.topnewstoday.org/world/article/10264376/ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882... |
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| Pack Descends on Dead Crow | 0 | |
BewsNiscuit | 5 hours |
| "Crow" Is "Work", Backwards | 0 | |
Titus | 5 hours |
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Well, it sounds like it is... |
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| The missing woman who joined the search party looking for her finds herself. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 5 hours |
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She'd been to Africa, but she'd never been to her... |
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| Sing It Kitty cat goes into the studio to work on that difficult second album | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 5 hours |
| This is BBC radio 4 news from BBC radio 4 on your radio | 0 | |
Robert Koch | 6 hours |
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[quote]Strong efficiency savings have been made following the adoption of the Twice, twice the flavour flavour model of news reporting, after a recent sponsorship deal with the drinks industry. ... |
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| Terrorism quickly ruled out as mystery passengers revealed to be Iranian | 1 | |
Bigglesworth | 6 hours |
| Euclid reports house break-in: Police exploring every angle | 2 | |
DorsetBoy | 9 hours |
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Hat-tip to pere floza... |
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| Plane still missing, but mallet and chisel found. | 0 | |
BigStevieB | 9 hours |
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Not all bad news... |
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| Un-Cooperative Bank Boss Becomes Ex-Cooperative Bank Boss | 1 | |
Titus | 11 hours |
| Karl Marx to be exhumed and announced as new Co-op CEO | 0 | |
antharrison | 11 hours |
| Rebekah - 'I assumed it was all made up' | 1 | |
throngsman | 13 hours |
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In court today Rebekah Woods claimed she never challenged any of the information her reporters were bringing her because 'in all honesty I assumed it was made up anyway. Reporters are full of shit... |
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