The NewsBiscuit Writers' Room
Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Potential front page stories as well as one-liners for the ticker bar are welcome, so if you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again. The most prolific and successful contributors will be considered for the coveted title of 'Writer of the Month'.
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|Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room||0||Nice Admin Lady||10 months|
|Music lovers praise Cameron as he tells EU Commision Status Quo unacceptable||5||
|Fired Apprentice contestants offered new McDonald's franchises in Kobane.||0||
More appetizing cannon fodder soon...
|New Banksy graffiti inside15 police stations in London||0||
After recent hoax allegations appeared in the news regarding the arrest of graffiti artist. The elusive Banksy took his revenge by targeting the inside of 15 different police stations in the London...
|Tories to stop Santa migration by Christmas||0||
David Cameron has announced plans to curb the flood of European migrant workers, specifically 4th-century Greek bishops, from invading our homes. The Prime Minister has promised to apply an...
|Never Mind TrueBiscuit - IncredibleBiscuit: 'Sex Was Invented In Scotland'.||2||
(Or is this 'IncrediBiscuit'?) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446...
|Man sent to Newsbiscuit infirmary for dodgy ticker||1||
||Iroquois Pliskin||5 hours|
|Advertising world takes stock following death of Lynda Bellingham||6||
|X37B returns after two years. 'It's been a very naughty boy,' says NASA||1||
|Oxo Mum asked for her ashes to be sprinkled on a wholesome family meal.||0||
|Woman with incomplete tampon seeks guy for No-Strings-Attached fun||0||
|Gov't agree to keep freedom of movement as long as right to stop is removed||1||
|Dying comedians to be given untested jokes||1||
Edinburgh fringe organisers have announced plans for untested jokes to be made available to struggling comedians at next year's Fringe. A spokesman explained; "It's heartbreaking to see someone...
|Tory Plans To Quit EU Exposed As Cameron Appoints Clarkson As A Commissioner||0||
|Big Ron to author volume 1 of new Jim Morrison biography 'The Early Doors'||0||
|BBC's audio volume engineer finally found dead in basement control room.||3||
|Dislexic offenders to be given shorter sentences..||1||
|ISIS Caliphate bans the full stop opening the way for much longer sentences||0||
|UK empathy with muslims||0||
In a bold attempt to identify with the retro Muslim culture, burning of witches will now take place on selected village greens every Tuesday...
|Jeremy Clarkson caught for Speeding||0||
Following the news that Jeremy Clarkson has been caught speeding, it has been announced that speed cameras will now be called 'Clarkson Cameras'. Presumably because they can crop up anywhere,...
|Ajinkya Rahane seeks consistency to secure India spot||0||
Cricketer Ajinkya Rahane has said he is working towards attaining greater consistency and is looking to convert starts into big scores to secure his place in the Indian squad. Opener Rahane scored...
|Groom tells frustrated nympho bride: 'Even Jesus couldn't come twice'||0||
||Jim Garner||17 hours|
No more, now or later...
|Scottish Widows to follow Scottish Power's lead and refuse insurance claims||1||
Following the success of Scottish Power’s ingenious plan to ‘refuse to pay’ monies owed to customers who had exactly followed the terms and conditions of their policies, sister company Scottish...
|Trolls Complain of Trollism and Others Giving Them A Bad Name||1||
||Dun Dunkin||18 hours|
|Top-secret plane returns after two-year mission to avoid TV finales||1||
An unmanned US space plane has landed in California, having completed its task to see if circumventing pop culture references and season ends have any impact on our ability to enjoy life. Having...
|Plague Ship Forced Back Out To Sea||0||
||Dun Dunkin||22 hours|
what century is this again?...
|Trolls could face two years in prison says Saruman||0||
||Dun Dunkin||22 hours|
Dwarves and Elves need to watch it too...
|Tesco Broadband announce 50 new jobs for Troll collectors||0||
MTF unless the wheels come off...
|Highways Agency to introduce Troll Booths||0||
Internet trolls whose online comments offend half-wits, ageing media-types, squeaky-clean pop-stars, attention-seeking chefs or C-List celebrities, will face 'troll charges' on the nation's motorways...
|Richard Madeley talks about living with a troll.||2||
|Indian Mars probe threatened by Comet. Up to 20 Rupees' worth of damage expected||0||
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