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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Britain comes last in European elections with nil points. Farrago soon... |
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Squudge |
26.05.19 7:35pm
Squudge |
| May resigns. Cable resigns. Corbyn misses the point, again |
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throngsman |
26.05.19 7:33pm
Squudge |
| Who next? Grayling? What a jamboree of arseholes, says electorate. more soon.... |
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Squudge |
26.05.19 7:31pm
Squudge |
| Almost Everyone Unsure Why We’ve Got Spring Bank Holiday Almost everyone is unsure what the justification for Spring Bank Holiday is but no one is mentioning it in case it’s an administrative error and by bringing it to the attention of the bankers it... |
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SarahTipper |
26.05.19 7:27pm
Chipchase |
| Further bungling sees Grayling excluded from Tory leadership race It’s understood that Secretary of State for Incompetence, Chris Grayling, has missed the opportunity of joining almost everyone else in the Conservative Parliamentary Party and that consequently... |
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Chipchase |
26.05.19 6:26pm
Chipchase |
| Cameron and May to set up business partnership 'Scarper & Botchit' |
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Crayon |
26.05.19 6:12pm
SarahTipper |
| Most People Going to Garden Centres Unaware They Sell Plants Most people visiting their local garden centre this Spring Bank Holiday were unaware they sold plants it has emerged. CCTV footage showed that no-one was in the outside bit apart from two staff... |
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SarahTipper |
26.05.19 6:11pm
SarahTipper |
| 'Stupid' Euro-election results reflect badly on voters, say politicians. More pathetic excuses soon... |
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deskpilot3 |
26.05.19 6:08pm
deskpilot3 |
| Hundreds of UK citizens apply for summer job in Strassburg A few days early, but thought I'd put my pole in the sand now... |
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throngsman |
26.05.19 5:24pm
Newsdesk |
| Boris polishes best clown shoes and dons favourite squirty-buttonhole in PM bid |
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Dick Everyman |
26.05.19 5:10pm
deskpilot3 |
| UK population survives without leadership. More soon. |
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Newsdesk |
26.05.19 5:08pm
Newsdesk |
| Gove accuses Gove of treachery for trying to overturn 2016 leadership election Michael Gove has launched a vicious attack on Michael Gove after he announced he was attempting to overturn the 2016 Tory leadership election result by not only supporting a second election, but... |
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apepper |
26.05.19 5:06pm
Sir Lupus |
| Theresa May withdraws her resignation. |
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Mick Turate |
26.05.19 4:56pm
Mick Turate |
| Post Brexit Parish Councils to be run by Village Idiots. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
26.05.19 3:15pm
Newsdesk |
| Diane Abbott to stand in during Rachel Riley's maternity leave |
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Guido Drapatolli |
26.05.19 3:07pm
Crayon |
| Pro-Brexit Transport Minister Chris Grayling reroutes M20 to Beachy Head |
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Crayon |
26.05.19 1:09pm
Newsdesk |
| Monks and nuns advised to remove habits when shopping in Finchley. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48411735... |
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Newsdesk |
26.05.19 12:46pm
Newsdesk |
| BBC election rules 'prevent Corporation from describing Boris as cunt' ‘We won’t be allowed to refer to Boris as a lying philandering racist cunt with a poor grasp of political detail and an absence of integrity or statesmanship,’ explained BBC Head of Policy Mike... |
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nickb |
26.05.19 12:12pm
nickb |
| Ireland votes yes to deciminalise Impure Thoughts |
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tonymc81 |
26.05.19 12:04pm
Newsdesk |
| Egyptian construction company guilty of running a pyramid scheme. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
25.05.19 7:24pm
dominic_mcg |
| Pop-up Dignitas opens on Everest |
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Crayon |
25.05.19 1:56pm
Crayon |
| Naomi Wolf's next book is on "a ghastly legacy of piss-poor historical research" |
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Al OPecia |
25.05.19 12:31pm
Al OPecia |
| Tories united as all MPs agree to put their names forward in leadership bid. Tories united as all MPs agree to put their names forward in leadership bid... |
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4crosses |
25.05.19 12:06pm
4crosses |
| 10 thermostats that even the manufacturers can't program |
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Dumbnews |
25.05.19 11:41am
Dumbnews |
| Emperor confirms he bought his new clothes just over the imaginary Irish border |
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tonymc81 |
25.05.19 10:57am
tonymc81 |
| Congestion on Everest at an all time high |
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Dick Everyman |
25.05.19 10:52am
Newsdesk |
| 0.27% of electorate choosing next PM definitely 'will of the people' say Tories Following Theresa May's resignation, Tory Party members who represent just 0.27% of the overall electorate, will now select Britain's new Prime Minister.
With an average age of fifty-seven, but with... |
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Chipchase |
25.05.19 10:40am
tonymc81 |
| Boris makes his first move With the decision as to who is our next Prime Minister resting with the wider Conservative party, Boris Johnson has fired his first shots across the bow of his competition.,
In a letter to be sent... |
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tonymc81 |
25.05.19 10:30am
tonymc81 |
| British Steel to build monument to Theresa May if they can afford some steel |
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Dick Everyman |
25.05.19 9:50am
Dick Everyman |
| A milkshaken Farage says "Thatcher saw this coming". More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
25.05.19 7:01am
Al OPecia |
