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Nice Admin Lady
Melania designs Donald an invisible suit only really clever people can see 0
Ian Searle 22.02.17 11:19am
Ian Searle
Viewers complain they can clearly hear every word Piers Morgan is saying

ITV to investigate sound problems...

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Ian Searle 22.02.17 11:07am
Ian Searle
BBC looks at sound issues after complaints The Clangers was unintelligible 0
Ian Searle 22.02.17 11:05am
Ian Searle
The Dandy accepts resignation of Desperate Dan for eating Cow Pies 0
Ian Searle 22.02.17 11:03am
Ian Searle
Fiddler on the roof...and on the gearstick...and on the steering wheel... 0
beckfordburger 22.02.17 9:35am
beckfordburger
Kingston man celebrates as his HP6700 finally fucking prints something 0
ronseal 22.02.17 9:24am
ronseal
'It Wasn't Us' Says N Korea 'We'd Have Just Nuked Him' 0
Titus 22.02.17 9:12am
Titus
Trump says WWII bomb in Portsmouth Harbour further proof of need for Muslim ban 1
Major Tom 22.02.17 9:04am
Titus
Birmingham hospital rated outstanding as most patients out standing in corridors 2
Gary Baldy 22.02.17 9:02am
Titus
David Cassidy can't remember the last time he got any publicity. 2
MADJEZ 22.02.17 9:01am
Dick Everyman
Thoracius - pineapple not delicious, using it pernicious. Be abstentious.

Not adventurous...

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Maverick 22.02.17 8:43am
Titus
Some People Somewhere Complain Of Vague News - Or Something Like That 0
Titus 22.02.17 8:39am
Titus
Liverpool Murderer Helps To Reduce Hospital Overcrowding 0
Titus 22.02.17 8:37am
Titus
May concedes 'UK to pay EU pocket money until 2022'

Although the government is set for a hard Brexit it is finding some previous commitments are proving difficult to avoid. "We have to pay into projects we signed up for, even though they've not been...

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throngsman 22.02.17 8:30am
deceangli
May guarantees access to 'nostalgia market' after Brexit

Prime Minister Theresa May has promised that after Brexit the UK will still have access to plentiful supplies of nostalgia. 'Some Remainers have suggested that after Brexit, Britain will be poorer,...

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roybland 22.02.17 7:57am
Al OPecia
Footballer Eats Bookmaker

A 20-stone footballer has resigned after being caught on camera eating a bookmaker during a football match ...

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Titus 21.02.17 10:02pm
Titus
Trump’s state visit to take place on Isle of Wight 3
Buckingham Palace 21.02.17 7:58pm
Buckingham Palace
Pie-gate

Sutton Utd goalkeeper said he was set up like a cornish pastie, and that he will, keep a stiff Pukka lip as F.A. investigate Pie-Gate..this could rumble on and on...

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ron cawleyoni 21.02.17 7:39pm
ron cawleyoni
Migrant riot in Stockholm proves Trump to be psychic as well as psychopathic 0
cinquecento 21.02.17 6:11pm
cinquecento
Angry wife of Sutton United goalkeeper reveals 'He refuses to eat pie in bed' 0
jimmydodger 21.02.17 6:06pm
jimmydodger
Goebbels Represents VW At Select Committee Car Emissions Enquiry

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/vw-boss-tells-blatant-lies-about-diesel-emissions-scandal-9hkj8c0fg...

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Titus 21.02.17 5:54pm
Titus
CIA muse on use of fake celebrity game show candidate as assassin. 3
Ref Minor 21.02.17 3:48pm
Midfield Diamond
Oops, wrong 'un 0
Sinnick 21.02.17 2:46pm
Sinnick
Kim Jong Yum 'murdered' with Exploding Sugary Doughnut

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's cousin - Kim Jong Yum - has been found dead in a restaurant in Glasgow. Reports say he was 'seduced' by a woman with a premium 'Yum-Yum' designed to explode when the...

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Tom Learmouth 21.02.17 1:15pm
Tom Learmouth
Trump’s mental health issue diagnosed as ‘being a cunt’

The American Psychological Association has halted months of speculation about what is wrong with Donald Trump by concluding that his problem is not actually malignant narcissism, sociopathy or...

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Oxbridge 21.02.17 11:54am
Adrian Bamforth
Malaysia to take no flannel from North Korea over Kim Jong Nams death. 1
ron cawleyoni 21.02.17 8:56am
Titus
BBC is NOT obsessed with itself, say s new report from BBC's BBC correspondent 3
ronseal 21.02.17 8:46am
Titus
Jesus and God ‘non-existent social control devices’ confirms Santa

“Thanks for the latest gizmo mummy and daddy, but why can’t it be the season of goodwill all year round for everybody?” wonders child. “Well, it is here in our home honeychild, but we gotta...

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farmer giles 21.02.17 8:15am
farmer giles
Next years FA Cup to be sponsored by Greggs followed by Gingsters Charity Shield 1
ron cawleyoni 21.02.17 8:06am
farmer giles
Reuters report of a new Ukip splinter group for fantasist and liars...Uthick. 0
ron cawleyoni 21.02.17 7:51am
ron cawleyoni