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Cyclist laments lack of floor space for his bike on East Coast main line train 0
Nowherefast 24.08.16 10:33am
Team GB receives ecstatic welcome! 67 medals won! Record haul! Proud nation!

In other news,North Korea today dropped a nuclear bomb on...

silly billy scotland 24.08.16 10:26am
Corbyn floored by shameful video of him riding Virgin 1
Wrexfan 24.08.16 10:19am
silly billy scotland
UK papers reveal 'Gay Gordons' dropped from Mandela visit to avoid offence...

he was offered a 'Dashing White Sergeant' instead...

silly billy scotland 24.08.16 9:49am
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After Olympic medalists return, second freighter used to carry all the medals. 0
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:29am
Farage disgusted by overhearing train passengers "talking Socialism". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.08.16 9:11am
Al OPecia
Owen Smith will demand repeated General Elections until Labour elected 1
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:08am
Al OPecia
Train passengers put coats on empty seats to keep Jeremy Corbyn away 0
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:08am
Ruby Kakkar | Best Girl in Delhi | Delhi Girl

I am the best and independent girl in Delhi if you to a girls just call us we will give you a perfect service in Delhi and your identity will be hidden.,...

purvamathur522 24.08.16 8:58am
Extremists to bunk with Fletcher

Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a 'special unit' under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Having been instrumental in reforming 'young Godber',...

Wrenfoe 24.08.16 7:38am
Hillary Clinton's strong grip goes back to wringing Bill's neck over Lewinsky 0
thackaray 23.08.16 9:45pm
Jeremy Corbyn easily manages to find empty seats at Shadow Cabinet table

Or: Jeremy Corbyn fails to recognise empty chairs from Shadow Cabinet table...

Adrian Bamforth 23.08.16 9:40pm
Twiddling your thumbs until Tokyo 2020? Write for Newsbiscuit instead... 0
Smart Alex 23.08.16 8:40pm
Smart Alex
Virgin demand Corbyn apologise, without reservation 0
bookiesfriend 23.08.16 7:52pm
IOC welcomes new Italian martial arts, Guido. 0
Maverick 23.08.16 7:13pm
Official: Dominatrix is new speaking clock: 'At the third stroke, it will be..' 1
silly billy scotland 23.08.16 6:23pm
Britain's 2012 Olympic team criticized for poor medal performance at home. 0
MADJEZ 23.08.16 5:32pm
Virgin Challenges Corbyn: 'You didn't go ALL the way, like you told your pals.' 0
silly billy scotland 23.08.16 5:31pm
silly billy scotland
Official - Corbyn doesn't know his arse from his heels. 1
Maverick 23.08.16 5:28pm
RMT agrees to driver-only working, 'but only if trains are passengerless'

'Now we're getting somewhere' says Southern Rail...

silly billy scotland 23.08.16 5:22pm
silly billy scotland
Same-Sex Couple Blessed With Triplets: 'One of each' 3
silly billy scotland 23.08.16 4:59pm
MyWife teams up with MyMatesGirlfriend to corner nagging market

MyWife plc, a leading supplier of optimised ear-bending solutions for modern women, has announced that it has established a technology alliance with MyMatesGirlfriend Ltd., another major player in...

Oxbridge 23.08.16 4:22pm
Something for the weekend Mr Hunt? 0
Jodster 23.08.16 3:58pm
Study shows insanity hereditary, you catch it from your kids.

An oldie but a goodie...

Maverick 23.08.16 3:47pm
Mystery chickpea dip was "Anonhoumous". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 23.08.16 3:23pm
'I'll get Grimshaw next time' says Chris Evans' ginger cat 0
Articulation 23.08.16 2:38pm
Ofsted chief resigns after Isle of Wight residents chase him with pitchforks. 1
dominic_mcg 23.08.16 2:15pm
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Tesco dumps Saltire flag from food packaging. Scots retaliate with new slogan:


silly billy scotland 23.08.16 2:09pm
silly billy scotland
Critics call for introduction of Gold Plus medal

Gold medals are easier to attain than they used to be, say critics, who have called for the introduction of a Gold Plus medal. "Gold medals used to be a real challenge, a show of real skill, when I...

LondonTom 23.08.16 2:07pm
Croydon tax office relieved to learn that Christian Benteke is not Lionel Messi 0
Midfield Diamond 23.08.16 11:51am
Midfield Diamond