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Nice Admin Lady
02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Victorious 'Cameron of Arabia' will ride camel into Damascus 0
07.02.16 11:06pm Dun Dunkin
Chaos at Republican Debate after noone wants to stand on the left 0
07.02.16 9:53pm Adrian Bamforth
Health and safety gone mad as survivors found in Taiwan
More to follow...
07.02.16 9:44pm apepper
Storms names are 'hideously' white anglo saxon. 0
07.02.16 9:36pm Dun Dunkin
Tesco says 'sory' for babywear gaffe 1
07.02.16 10:21pm Al OPecia
North Korea "grounded" by UN for missile launch
The United Nations has confirmed that North Korea is "seriously grounded" after sending a satellite into space. "We did consider cancelling their Sky subscription too, but realised that's why they've...
07.02.16 8:08pm throngsman
Julian Assange welcomes UN decison that Hitler was innocent too. 0
07.02.16 6:09pm deskpilot3
Cameron takes extraordinary steps to stop charities pestering the Government.
"The Government has got itself onto a list of known charity donors. Now we are being pestered night and day for extra cash," said a clearly flustered and slightly embarrassed David Cameron. "We...
07.02.16 6:07pm deskpilot3
Suicide Whales Were Radicalised In Deep Ocean Claim Japanese Hunters 0
07.02.16 6:04pm Titus
Giant heart shaped pendant lands in Seoul after N Korean locket launch.
Sorry, I kind of reverted then. Must be because I saw Dad's Army on Friday...
07.02.16 12:05pm Al OPecia
Syrians in Alleppo to be told to "adopt the Blitz Spirit - there's good chaps". 0
07.02.16 11:08am Al OPecia
Vice Presidential Office to be replaced by Apprenticeship
Washington―If elected President of the United States, Donald Trump will abstain from appointing a vice-president and instead hire an “apprentice”, it has been announced.
Mr. Trump justified...
07.02.16 9:24am Daniel T
North Korea fails to launch monkey into space
North Korean rocket scientists have gone into hiding after failing to launch their glorious leader Kim Jong-un into space.
The Supreme leader, affectionately known as the Great Chimp, was left...
07.02.16 9:16am Dick Everyman
British research team permitted to edit DNA of juvenile offenders
This week, the UK Secretary of State for Justice, Michael Gove, gave his first approval to use a gene-editing tool on 10 to 17 year-old criminals . Researchers at the Francis Crick Institute will...
07.02.16 5:19pm deskpilot3
Learning from Putin, Cameron's 70,000 Syrian fighters are really British troops 0
06.02.16 10:33pm Dun Dunkin
Cameron goes on European Grand Tour 0
06.02.16 9:53pm Dun Dunkin
Bill Clinton Hospitalized Following Coyote Attack, Mrs. Clinton Held For Questio
February 6th, 2016,
Chappaqua, NEW YORK- Bill Clinton was rushed to an area hospital Friday after a near fatal, early morning coyote attack reports the Chappaqua Tribune Times Daily Globe Gazette. ...
06.02.16 9:45pm Takos1021
Guernsey "too islamophobic for refugees"
"If only they'd been Nazis", says local...
06.02.16 9:34pm apepper
Warnings that the bathroom is 'the most dangerous room in a house' 1
07.02.16 7:47am Al OPecia
Burglars in Sible Hedingham launch Pistorious tribute act. More soon. 0
06.02.16 6:28pm Al OPecia
'I'm not dead and never sang with Earth, Wind and Fire,' claims Michael Caine 0
06.02.16 6:24pm medici2471
Norfolk beach debris 'The size of Whales' 4
07.02.16 5:58pm Titus
Apartment block 'Made in Taiwan' 0
06.02.16 2:53pm medici2471
World's oldest spoil sport puts longevity down to clean living - (Cooperative)
Victor Grevitt of Crouch End was 117 last week. Asked the obvious question about the secret of his long life, journalists were disappointed to be told that he had never drunk alcohol or smoked...
07.02.16 7:48am Al OPecia
Earth Wind Fire and Theft insurance policies expire. 4
07.02.16 7:46am Al OPecia
Threat of Elton John causes improved train departure punctuality 0
06.02.16 1:36pm Adrian Bamforth
Krishnas 30% more popular after introducing guitar solos to street preaching
Previous tourist attraction the Hare Krishnas have experienced a 30% increase in popularity after adding guitar solos to their daily street preaching parades, a move that many feel has finally...
07.02.16 8:28am Sinnick
Moon Astronaut fakes death. More soon. 0
06.02.16 12:29pm Al OPecia
Norfolk council may impose parking fine on next beached whale
Following the second beaching of a whale on their shores, Norfolk County Council chiefs have announced their intention to fine the next whale that chooses to strand itself on any of their beaches to...
Stan and Des
06.02.16 12:00pm Stan and Des
Solar powered drone goes on and on for hours. More soon. 1
06.02.16 5:00pm Sinnick