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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Miami Cop says the retards truck was about to transform. 0
marlon bando 23.07.16 11:17pm
marlon bando
'Ask Not Who Can Copy Your Speech, Ask From Whom You Can Copy Your Speech' 3
Titus 23.07.16 10:18pm
Titus
Lawyers reveal the group to most benefit from Brexit: Lawyers

Lawyers nationwide are celebrating after the part of the public that hate them the most unanimously voted for a decades long subsidy of the legal industry until all practitioners can shit gold. ...

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Benvoleo 23.07.16 10:14pm
Benvoleo
Momentum IS Democratic: 'We Had A Vote & Decided 7 to 5 To Throw That Brick' 1
Titus 23.07.16 9:34pm
Caiaphas
6:45 from Euston arrives 10 minutes late - ISIS claims responsibility 0
Caiaphas 23.07.16 8:03pm
Caiaphas
French border police offer glimpse of life after Brexit.

More queueing soon...

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deskpilot3 23.07.16 7:16pm
deskpilot3
Clinton Picks Dago Runing Mate Just To Wind Up Trump 0
Titus 23.07.16 6:49pm
Titus
Arachnophobia now considered to be a hate crime 2
cinquecento 23.07.16 6:05pm
Ironduke
Momentum energised by Corbyn's inertia 1
Sinnick 23.07.16 3:59pm
cinquecento
Russian balloonist's record in doubt after claims he was high. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.07.16 3:09pm
dominic_mcg
Hilary Clinton chooses Michael Caine as running mate. 0
MADJEZ 23.07.16 12:41pm
MADJEZ
Three year old boy has birthday 1
Smart Alex 23.07.16 12:35pm
MADJEZ
Due to 'a slight misunderstanding', Michael Caine changes name to Deed Poll

(puts on accent) Not a lot of people know that...

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Smart Alex 23.07.16 12:31pm
Smart Alex
Daesh Condemn Secular Mass Killings & Suicides As 'Evil, Wicked & Pointless'' 0
Titus 23.07.16 12:25pm
Titus
Young German Mass Killer Reduced To Using A Gun As He Wasn't An Airline Pilot 0
Titus 23.07.16 12:21pm
Titus
Black, but not been shot by cops yet? Write for NewsBiscuit while you wait 1
deceangli 23.07.16 12:19pm
Titus
Jury service to include stint on Shadow Cabinet 0
deceangli 23.07.16 12:14pm
deceangli
Len McCluskey ruins his chances of being next Bond 0
cinquecento 23.07.16 10:31am
cinquecento
Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation

Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a 'geosocial f@ckfest',...

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Wrenfoe 23.07.16 8:04am
chrisf
Munich Shooter May Be Prosecuted For Lacking Authentc Religious Motivation 0
Titus 23.07.16 7:27am
Titus
Deceased youth did NOT have his whole life ahead of him, obviously 1
Jodster 23.07.16 5:19am
Maverick
“I didn’t say ‘Simon says’” explains Florida policeman

Charges against a Miami law enforcement agent who shot an unarmed black man whilst his hands were in the air are under challenge after video evidence shows the officer at no point says ‘Simon...

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Benvoleo 23.07.16 12:36am
Benvoleo
Trump to employ enough monkeys on speechwriting staff to plagiarise Shakespeare 2
Al OPecia 22.07.16 11:58pm
Al OPecia
Sam Allardyce sacked after miserable 2018 World Cup campaign

Sam Allardyce has been relieved of his duties with immediate effect after being unceremoniously dumped out of the World Cup, held in Russia. Pundits described Allardyce as being tactically naive and...

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Gary Baldy 22.07.16 10:41pm
Gary Baldy
Donald Trump 'gutted' by lack of endorsement from Sepp Blatter. 0
deskpilot3 22.07.16 10:15pm
deskpilot3
Trump's back up plan is to bid for the Presidency of FIFA.

Promises to re-establish American Football values...

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deskpilot3 22.07.16 10:14pm
deskpilot3
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards denied gold medal by Russian doping cheats

Ski jump ace Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards may have narrowly missed out on a gold medal because of Russian dope cheats. The Gloucestershire-born athlete says he didn’t stand a chance despite gruelling...

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Gary Stanton 22.07.16 10:14pm
chrisf
The Eagle has crash-landed. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 22.07.16 10:12pm
deskpilot3
Wrong room 1
Sinnick 22.07.16 8:42pm
Titus
Hammond: I'm gonna try control-alt-delete first before resetting economy 1
chrisf 22.07.16 7:55pm
Wrexfan