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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Theresa May threatens to "scweam and scweam until I am thick". More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
22.09.18 9:29am
Titus |
| Strawberry copy cat attacks prompt caution near Haystacks. |
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ron cawleyoni |
22.09.18 8:19am
ron cawleyoni |
| "Border's in Ireland have been closed for years" says confused bookworm. |
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Maverick |
22.09.18 8:08am
Titus |
| or,-- evander shown he required to ask their particular momma or,-- evander shown he required to ask their particular mommaHe believed he had been activity just about the in history ideal quarterbacks in their category. and this man were going to show... |
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hodoors |
22.09.18 7:57am
Titus |
| May's Speech Translated For The Average Voter:'Fuck You And Your European Union' Landslide re-election predicted ... |
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Titus |
22.09.18 7:51am
Titus |
| Theresa May demands respect from the British public. |
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Mick Turate |
22.09.18 7:42am
Mick Turate |
| Dismay as even the cat in 10 Downing St rejects Chequers Theresa May has expressed disappointment as all the government pets have signed a declaration agreeing with the EU heads of state, every opposing MP in the House, any voter arsed enough to read it,... |
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throngsman |
22.09.18 7:21am
throngsman |
| Curry and other 'foreign muck' to be banned in post-Brexit Britain A source close to a group of Conservative ultra right-wing nut jobs, has suggested that should a new administration be formed after they have stabbed Theresa May in the back metaphorically, then the... |
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Chipchase |
22.09.18 7:00am
Midfield Diamond |
| Chequers Plan is the word of God says Theresa May Britain’s Theresa May today warned EU leaders and rebel Conservative MP’s that rejecting the Chequers Plan was rejecting the word of God.,
Although initially reluctant to divulge the author of... |
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tonymc81 |
22.09.18 1:01am
umfuli |
| May to ask Scylla & Charybdis what their alternatives are so we can discuss them In a blistering attack on the Strait of Messina monsters, where she told them she expects to be treated with the same respect that she gives them, Theresa May said an attack by either monster "is... |
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Benvoleo |
21.09.18 9:39pm
Benvoleo |
| Salisbury public warned avoid all restaurants with 2 or more Zs in their name. |
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ron cawleyoni |
21.09.18 9:12pm
ron cawleyoni |
| PM seeking new employment from bra manufacturer Offers to do TV pitch for 'the darling buds of May'... |
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Renrag |
21.09.18 9:03pm
Renrag |
| Top 100 baby names also feature in the top 100 paint colour charts. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
21.09.18 8:39pm
dominic_mcg |
| Sir Elton John wins libel damages after allegations his wig attacked a child. |
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dominic_mcg |
21.09.18 7:01pm
dominic_mcg |
| Theresa May declares war on the EU. "It's just a negotiating tactic", a Government spokesman explained... |
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Mick Turate |
21.09.18 6:40pm
Sir Lupus |
| Police Sting uncovers up to 60,000 illegal Workers in NHS Hospital. |
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ron cawleyoni |
21.09.18 6:29pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Power failure at Number 10 'not a metaphor', says government. More soon |
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Oxbridge |
21.09.18 6:26pm
Sir Lupus |
| Trump Told to Tone Down His Next Theresa May Speech |
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Jeff Glovsky |
21.09.18 6:17pm
Jeff Glovsky |
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Sinnick |
21.09.18 5:56pm
Sinnick |
| Labour Wants Nationalised Rail Chaos To Replace Privatised Rail Chaos |
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Titus |
21.09.18 5:27pm
Titus |
| Pro-Brexit voters say any World Cup final result after 1966 'undemocratic' |
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Crayon |
21.09.18 5:12pm
Crayon |
| Russia plotted to poison Assange with Novichok and spring him from hospital "It's got an 80% survival rate", a Kremlin spokesman said, "so it was worth trying."... |
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Mick Turate |
21.09.18 4:17pm
Mick Turate |
| Baggage handler throws farewell party on runway |
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Myke |
21.09.18 3:43pm
Myke |
| New White Hart Lane Construction workers defend drug use. A number of workers employed on Tottenham’s new stadium have defended the drug and alcohol use which it has been said was rampant throughout the project.,
Speaking anonymously Joe a brick layer... |
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tonymc81 |
21.09.18 2:32pm
Oxbridge |
| May demands respect. Nation unites in mass cringe and toe-curling |
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Myke |
21.09.18 2:10pm
Myke |
| Russian spooks plotted to rescue Assange by throwing him off his balcony |
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Myke |
21.09.18 1:46pm
Myke |
| * BREAKING* May to share her recipe for fudge live on Saturday Kitchen tomorrow |
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Chipchase |
21.09.18 1:35pm
Myke |
| Man enrages partner by shop-testing sofas for suitability as second bed A man has angered his partner in DFS today by insisting to try every sofa for its ability to function as a secondary bed.
Gary Taylor explained, ‘I’ve calculated 42% of my time spent using a... |
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DavidH |
21.09.18 1:26pm
Myke |
| Pop-ups for new iPhone only moderately ‘f$cking annoying’ Scientists have calculated that the average human being will see 1,000 adverts per day for Apple’s latest shiny bauble; but experience the same levels of irritation as if they were seeing James... |
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Wrenfoe |
21.09.18 1:16pm
DavidH |
| Lifting ban is a shot in the arm for Russian athletics |
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Myke |
21.09.18 1:15pm
DavidH |
