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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Another fake Moon lander dies

NASA continues to refuse to admit the truth even today. “No human has ever landed on the Moon alive then taken off from the Moon alive and landed back on Earth alive” said moonlander sceptic...

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farmer giles 06.02.16 6:43am
farmer giles
'Wrong kind of trees boost global warming'.

Network Rail vindicated by the whole 'wrong kind of trees' thing...

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deskpilot3 05.02.16 11:30pm
deskpilot3
Volkswagen to publish annual accounts 'to clear the air'.

More sins of emission soon...

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deskpilot3 05.02.16 11:28pm
deskpilot3
Isis teaches Twitter jihadis to indoctrine in 140 characters or less.

Or fewer. No, less. Er, fewer. Oh sod it, I don't know...

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deskpilot3 05.02.16 11:27pm
deskpilot3
'Queen of Snapchat' disappears from view after briefly being on display 0
Mandy Lifeboat 05.02.16 9:53pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Celebrity big brother

CBB 2016 finalist to be arbitrarily detained in the house for crimes against entertainment...

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Augustus_the_cat 05.02.16 9:29pm
Augustus_the_cat
Lord Lucan death certificate goes missing

Lord Lucan's death certificate has been reported as missing. Police are appealing for witnesses...

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Augustus_the_cat 05.02.16 9:15pm
Augustus_the_cat
Burial, Wind or Crem ? 0
Sinnick 05.02.16 8:57pm
Sinnick
Victoria Wood evacuated as unexploded WWII sketch discovered 0
throngsman 05.02.16 8:38pm
throngsman
Frasier Cranes brother, Massive, collapses in new york. More to follow....

Looks like I need to submit something here as well! consider it done...

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anon Ymou 05.02.16 8:26pm
throngsman
Sophie Dahl keeps Jamie Cullum in handbag as fashion accessory

Statuesque model, cook and book character inspiration, today admitted that her marriage to pint size jazz pianist, is a sham, as she keeps him in her handbag as a fashion accessory in the same way...

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simonjmr 05.02.16 7:19pm
simonjmr
Dead whale mystery – Japan urged to accelerate its [s]slaughter [/s] research

The mystery surrounding the 30 dead sperm whales found around the North Sea coastline has stimulated urgent requests for Japan to slaughter even more whales. ‘Japan is the world leader in whale...

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deceangli 05.02.16 9:08pm
throngsman
Pope to hold historic meeting with Russian Orthodontist 0
Smart Alex 05.02.16 6:29pm
Smart Alex
‘Bottom dropping’ out of toilet paper industry rumours ‘false’

“So quite the contrary, in fact we are flushed with success” beamed Sue Urage, Chief Executive of Customers ‘R’ Arsewipes. “So, the 500% upsurge in the toilet paper industry over the past...

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farmer giles 05.02.16 6:03pm
farmer giles
Corbyn's first appearance in Cross Party Parlimentary Fight Club disappointing

Report's are reaching us that Jeremy Corbyn has finally made his appearance at the Cross Party Parliamentary Fight Club. The ancient club which dates back to the 1800s pits the cabinet and it's...

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SimonJJames 05.02.16 5:22pm
SimonJJames
Terrorists use suicide whales in attack on western Europe 0
Renrag 05.02.16 4:48pm
Renrag
Maurice White no relation to Maurice Micklewhite (not a lot of people know that) 0
farmer giles 05.02.16 4:33pm
farmer giles
Funniest thing about Keith Lemon sketch show is fact it was commissioned

The single most amusing thing about 'The Keith Lemon Sketch Show' is that ITV actually paid for it to be produced, it has emerged. Confirming the strongly held suspicion that Leigh Francis has done...

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BenedictTD 05.02.16 3:25pm
Wrenfoe
Question Time audience disappointed after Farage not involved in fatal crash 0
LittleSpender 05.02.16 1:32pm
LittleSpender
Latest Swedish Research Proves Bears do Sh*t in the Woods

After years of speculation surrounding the toilet habits of bears, a Swedish team have conducted a study and have proved that bears do sh*t in the woods. This was all part of a wider study into what...

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Bagger 05.02.16 5:04pm
Renrag
MOD confirms development of the Lucan bomber, it kills and disappears for 42yrs 0
simonjmr 05.02.16 11:56am
simonjmr
2,000 French words replaced with b'ellend 0
simonjmr 05.02.16 11:50am
simonjmr
.. wrong room 1
Gary Stanton 05.02.16 12:12pm
LondonTom
Maurice White's family to decide funeral arrangements between Earth or Fire. 4
simonjmr 05.02.16 11:58am
simonjmr
Millions of Britons just 'one degree away' from bacon sandwich

People living in the UK are just one 'saliva drenched' degree away from a bacon sandwich according to a joint report commissioned by the Department of Health and facebook. Bacon sandwiches have long...

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S J Roe 05.02.16 3:26pm
Wrenfoe
Queen rushes through knighthoods for all 68-year-old rock stars 1
sydalg 05.02.16 10:10am
SimonJJames
#JeNeSuisPasCrabtree

.. Ploo tarder...

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weematt 05.02.16 7:53am
weematt
Grim Reaper denies New Year productivity bonus claim 1
Scroat 05.02.16 10:13am
SimonJJames
Veil did nothing to protect my modesty, says Venice Carnival goer

A young Blackburn woman, recently returned from taking part in the revelries at Venice Carnival, has claimed that wearing a veil over her face did nothing to protect her modesty. The woman, who...

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Stan and Des 05.02.16 7:31am
Stan and Des
Rick Santorum Drops Out Of GOP Race, Endorses Putin

February 4th, 2016, Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA- Former Pennsylvania senator and 2016 Republican candidate Rick Santorum, officially ended his bid for the party's nomination on Monday and has...

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Takos1021 05.02.16 1:46am
Takos1021