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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Met office explains a 'weather bomb' is not a Friday night out in Wetherspoons. 0
ron cawleyoni 23.02.17 3:02pm
ron cawleyoni
Fury over Brits lack of diversity as Bowie fails to win some catergories.

.. thought he was a shoe-in for Best International Female., Maybe he'll get that one next year. More deification soon...

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MADJEZ 23.02.17 2:57pm
MADJEZ
Critics complain Windy Miller misrepresented in Martin Scorcese's Trumptown

Method actor Leonardo de Caprio is said to have spent six months grinding corn, fixing cogs and oiling the arms of a giant wooden wind energy capturing machine, in preparation for the part of Windy...

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ronseal 23.02.17 2:01pm
ronseal
Main parties getting ready to blame Storm Doris for losing by-elections. 0
dominic_mcg 23.02.17 1:24pm
dominic_mcg
Trump bans transgender golden showers

Donald Trump's unhealthy interest in all things urinary has now extended to a ban on transgender evacuations anywhere 'in the vicinity' of the Presidential face. Having revoked transgender student...

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Wrenfoe 23.02.17 1:23pm
Oxbridge
New solar system actually just reflection in mirror

Following a big announcement about a brand new solar system that looks exactly like ours, a NASA official has admitted they were actually just looking in the mirror. “We had moved our telescope...

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Marie Maurer 23.02.17 1:21pm
Oxbridge
Nuttall tells Carswell ‘Sort out face or leave the party’.

Tensions between under pressure UKIP boss Paul Nuttall and the party’s only MP Douglas Carswell boiled over earlier today and got rather personal. Exasperated by the MP’s seeming lack of support...

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poopscooper 23.02.17 12:46pm
poopscooper
United accept giant panda in exchange for Rooney.

Speaking at a press conference at Old Trafford, United boss Jose Mourinho confirmed that ‘want-away’ striker/midfielder Wayne Rooney had finally been offloaded to Chinese League One side Qingxin...

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poopscooper 23.02.17 11:49am
poopscooper
Trump concerned that the next pussy he grabs isn't one 0
Sinnick 23.02.17 11:46am
Sinnick
‘Storm Doris’ rages in Shanklin Bingo Hall after pensioner misses Full House

Several Isle of Wight residents have been inconvenienced after Doris Trensham, 79, became ‘very cross’ at missing out on a £23 win at the Bingo on Wednesday night. Insisting that she had called...

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Midfield Diamond 23.02.17 11:44am
Midfield Diamond
Trump rescinds transgender bathroom rules after confusing pussy-grabbing trip. 0
dominic_mcg 23.02.17 11:27am
dominic_mcg
Metropolitan Police now officially run by a Dick. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 23.02.17 11:23am
Dick Everyman
London Transport relief at Cressida Dick Met appointment

London Transport has voiced its relief that Ms Cressida Dick has been appointed the first female Metropolitan Police Commissioner. 'We are pleased that Ms Dick has found work as London's police...

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roybland 23.02.17 9:51am
roybland
Fears Elvis may have faked own death in hope of posthumous Brit award 0
sydalg 23.02.17 9:48am
sydalg
Trump: transgender toilets in line for a slash 0
beckfordburger 23.02.17 9:43am
beckfordburger
Government Tentatively Asks Daesh To Repay Ronald Fiddler's £1m Compensation

'Er, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, chaps? '...

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Titus 23.02.17 9:05am
Titus
New child freindly fire alarm to play ice cream van jingle. 1
Al OPecia 23.02.17 8:31am
Titus
Trump Is A Fantastic President. Literally.

'The word "fantastic" is frequently used - in fact, grossly over-used - to describe someone or something favourably' says linguistics professor Lewis Morris of Bagwyllydiart university. 'When they...

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Titus 23.02.17 8:24am
Titus
US tourist in Italy awed by Papal bathroom: 'Holy shit!' 0
Renrag 23.02.17 5:45am
Renrag
Last words to jihadi: "Don't fiddle with that" 0
sydalg 23.02.17 3:15am
sydalg
Fiddler given £1m "after heartrending rendition of 'If I Were a Rich Man'" 0
sydalg 23.02.17 3:09am
sydalg
BBC.....Baby Boomers Comedy.

Barry Cryer to help launch new government 'YTS' comedy course for the over 60s.., that's the..'Your Too Senile'.. for comedy...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 10:42pm
ron cawleyoni
Trappist-1 sets an other-world record 0
Sinnick 22.02.17 10:28pm
Sinnick
Fiddler had £1 million pound in tax free isis account. 0
ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 10:26pm
ron cawleyoni
Bull run on Wall St. 0
Maverick 22.02.17 10:25pm
Maverick
Nasa discovers Earth-like planet Donald Trump is on 1
Adrian Bamforth 22.02.17 10:11pm
Titus
David Bowie wins Deathtime Achievment Award at the Brits.

More good career moves soon...

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MADJEZ 22.02.17 10:09pm
MADJEZ
Trump writes cold war spy thriller titled..'Melania in Entrapment'..True story.

Plus a follow up called..'The Oppressa File'another True story...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 10:02pm
ron cawleyoni
Who ate to one all the pies. 1
MADJEZ 22.02.17 9:49pm
ron cawleyoni
Wardrobe malfunction at Brit Awards.

Reports coming in of 'Wardrobe Malfunction' in one of the star's dressing room., apparently..a hinge..has come loose on one of the doors, causing panic and pandemonium, as the mirror on the door...

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ron cawleyoni 22.02.17 9:41pm
ron cawleyoni