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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Oh Calcutta! 0
ron cawleyoni 24.02.18 11:52pm
ron cawleyoni
Ghostbusters ring and release Holy Spirit 0
cinquecento 24.02.18 9:49pm
cinquecento
DHL admits that getting from A to B is a bit of a C 0
silly billy scotland 24.02.18 8:48pm
silly billy scotland
2 Guineas wiped off value of Carrier Pigeons after Rees-Mogg telegram 0
DavidH 24.02.18 8:38pm
DavidH
Red Cross workers paid for services with Green Shield Stamps 0
DavidH 24.02.18 8:37pm
DavidH
Bradley makes a deposit with Oxfam 0
tamoshanter 24.02.18 8:03pm
tamoshanter
Trump ‘would definitely have grabbed school shooter by the pussy’

Speaking to a crowd of morons who voted for him, US President Donald Trump today launched a vicious attack on security guard Scot Peterson: “That coward deserves the electric chair. I can tell you...

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farmer giles 24.02.18 7:07pm
farmer giles
Spontaneity - Study finds there's a time and a place for it 0
Smart Alex 24.02.18 6:35pm
Smart Alex
Despite the beret and gaberdine mac, Frank Spencer denies ever being a spy.

More absurdity soon...

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ron cawleyoni 24.02.18 6:21pm
ron cawleyoni
American Federation of Teachers Endorse Study Abroad in Helmand Province

The American Federation of Teachers (AFT)have decided to endorse a study abroad curriculum in Helmand Province, Afghanistan as a means to enrich future educators' understanding of High School...

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Pasty Boy 24.02.18 5:52pm
Pasty Boy
Shark disrupts swimmers as race record broken.

Truebiscuit. http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/rottnest-swim-wa-swimmer-breaks-fourhour-barrier-in-record-win-20180224-h0wl4k.html...

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Maverick 24.02.18 4:32pm
Maverick
Trump commissions 'Harry Callaghan Academy for Teachers' 0
ron cawleyoni 24.02.18 4:26pm
ron cawleyoni
May says Corbyn should be open on spy claims. Corbyn says spies don't do that. 0
dominic_mcg 24.02.18 4:12pm
dominic_mcg
Lotto millionaire plans to stay at work just to piss off his colleagues. 0
dominic_mcg 24.02.18 4:11pm
dominic_mcg
Neanderthals made art says expert after finding "Chelsea rools" cave graffiti. 0
dominic_mcg 24.02.18 4:08pm
dominic_mcg
Britain First protesters picket Calcutta Cup venue. 0
tonymc81 24.02.18 12:06pm
tonymc81
House of Lords to respond to Twitter row by carrier pigeon.

more to follow...

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tonymc81 24.02.18 11:58am
tonymc81
Disturbed teenage school killers agree a ‘shoot teacher first’ policy

School shooters and members of CRAZY (Crazed Rifle And Zipgun Youth) have endorsed President Trump’s policy of teachers with concealed weapons at their annual conference. Delegates entering the...

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nickb 24.02.18 11:53am
nickb
New best seller, 20 shades of red cross. 0
Maverick 24.02.18 11:49am
Maverick
KFC trying to coax DHL out of its shell. 0
Maverick 24.02.18 11:39am
Maverick
Fears of Many Deaths If Gun Law Conflict Starts New American Civil War

A new, bitter struggle in America threatens to split families and divide brother from brother. One group has plans to undermine the American constitution and end the right of its citizens to bear...

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Titus 24.02.18 11:11am
Arthur
A Place In The Rain: UK

Channel 4 presenters help thousands of British expats expelled from Spain post-Brexit return home...

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Mick Turate 24.02.18 10:39am
Mick Turate
Organ grinders welcome Max's Law 0
cinquecento 24.02.18 10:32am
cinquecento
Millions More Support Brexit After Learning That We Will Escape Eurovision Songs 3
Titus 24.02.18 10:31am
Arthur
KFC troops annexe Nandos to secure chicken supply.

More soon. Sorry if its been done, busy week and no time to read that far down....

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MADJEZ 24.02.18 10:27am
MADJEZ
Hajj opens up for sex tourism after #mosquemetoo revelations 0
cinquecento 24.02.18 10:04am
cinquecento
Iain McNicol 'devastated' to learn he had resigned 0
cinquecento 24.02.18 10:03am
cinquecento
Mr T to attend Olympic Curling final in Korea. Now how to get him on a plane ?

More nostalgia soon...

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MADJEZ 24.02.18 9:53am
MADJEZ
'Flock Off'

[This is probably in the wrong room, but bollosck.] The was embarrassing confusion recently when a rural householder found that sheep from a neighbouring meadow had intruded into his garden and...

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Titus 24.02.18 9:18am
sockpuppet
Rope-tying championships ‘proceeding at a rate of knots’ 0
farmer giles 24.02.18 8:56am
farmer giles