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Government requests World War 3 be 'postponed until 2020'

The government has defended its decision to send ships it hasn't finished decommissioning to the Baltic based on President Putin's "unreasonable behaviour". "Everybody knows that starting a major war...

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throngsman 10.02.16 8:15pm
throngsman
Zika latest-Foreign Office advises travellers not to have a Brazilian 0
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 6:40pm
Dun Dunkin
MPs threaten to walk out if junior doctors don’t get back to work

Conservative MPs say they are prepared to take industrial action if junior doctors do not accept the new pay and conditions contract currently on offer., The Tory MPs say time is running out in...

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Gerontius 10.02.16 6:07pm
Gerontius
White Actors Protest Lack of Diversity at BET Awards

BEVERLY HILLS, CA— While many are currently condemning the Oscars’ snubbing of a slew of talented African American actors and filmmakers, a group of white males has sought to denounce even more...

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MoroccanWisdom 10.02.16 5:39pm
MoroccanWisdom
Footballer offers "turf on the pitch" defence 0
cinquecento 10.02.16 4:51pm
cinquecento
Conservative Party '100% clean' says Conservative Party commission

The Conservative Party is 'as clean as Mister Muscle's private kitchen', a Conservative Party commission into political ethics has found. The Commission, created to address 'a context of widespread...

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Daniel T 10.02.16 4:46pm
Daniel T
Brazilian hat makers in crisis talks. 0
Griffin 10.02.16 4:35pm
Griffin
Kim Kardashian designated an Area of Outstanding Natural Booty

Reality star Kim Kardashian has today been recognised by the Environment Agency for the significant contribution that her ample posterior makes to the natural landscape. ‘Important features such...

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Long Distance Clara 10.02.16 4:27pm
Long Distance Clara
Recent Shootings Part Of An Attempt To Establish A Catholic Caliphate In Dublin

More pious terrorism soon ...

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Titus 10.02.16 3:50pm
Titus
German Police to beat up Syrians to make them 'feel at home' 2
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 4:51pm
Daniel T
Joan Arma to cease trading.

More later...

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virtuallywill 10.02.16 3:32pm
virtuallywill
‘Old’ Hampshire votes for Pitt the Elder‏

In surprise twist to the Presidential primaries, voters from Basingstoke to Gosport have resoundingly thrown their support behind the 1st Earl of Chatham. Despite Pitt being absent from frontline...

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Wrenfoe 10.02.16 3:26pm
sydalg
Government introduces minimum height requirement to overcome teacher shortage 0
StanleyMizaru 10.02.16 2:55pm
StanleyMizaru
Cubist exhibition to be sponsored by Oxo 0
sydalg 10.02.16 2:53pm
sydalg
Greece Offers To Bail Out Deutsche Bank

The concern recently expressed over alleged potential liquidity problems facing the German bank changed to panic when it was revealed last night that Greece had offered to assist the troubled...

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Titus 10.02.16 6:18pm
Titus
Brexit 'Will Cause Cancer' (Cameron) / 'Will Cure All Known Diseases' (Express)

More well-informed, intelligent debate soon ...

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Titus 10.02.16 2:22pm
Titus
US Primaries: Americans Face Choice Equivalent To 'Corbyn or Farage?' 0
Titus 10.02.16 2:14pm
Titus
Storm Threatens To Return, 'Stronger Than You Can Possibly Imogen' 0
Titus 10.02.16 2:10pm
Titus
Transatlantic flight times increased to accommodate longer movies 0
Des and Stan 10.02.16 12:44pm
Des and Stan
'Shit actors' bemoan lack of representation at Oscars

Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Stephen Baldwin, Hayden Christensen and Madonna are all boycotting this years Oscar ceremony, in a stance that shit actors and actresses are under represented in this...

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simonjmr 10.02.16 12:18pm
simonjmr
Alien invasion of earth a success due to strike action by the Doctor 1
simonjmr 10.02.16 2:20pm
Titus
Capable Packers and Movers in Bikaner is Synonyms for Comfortable Relocation

Throughout Bikaner need to have regarding separation have become common with from the city or maybe around the world in addition to supplying separation solutions becomes a great promising sector...

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avinash123 10.02.16 11:52am
avinash123
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avinash123 10.02.16 2:37pm
sydalg
Oscar Winners to Have Mouths Taped

In a desperate bid to keep the 88th Academy Awards from overrunning, organisers have announced that in conjunction with their "thank yous" scrolling along the bottom of the screen, all Oscar winners...

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james_doc 10.02.16 11:17am
james_doc
Doctors prescribe themselves more money 0
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 11:02am
Dun Dunkin
'Horses evolving emotions faster than Tories' say experts

Scientists at the University of Sussex say domestic animals such as dogs and horses are evolving emotions at a faster rate than people who identify as Tory., Research shows that animals are able to...

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Gerontius 10.02.16 2:59pm
Titus
Republicans to give up Trump for Lent

After millions gorged themselves silly on pancakes on Shrove Tuesday to use up the sinful ingredients they are giving up for Lent, there is some hope the Republicans are giving up voting for Donald...

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StanleyMizaru 10.02.16 9:20am
StanleyMizaru
Youtube of The Year shows amazing moment missile blows up a maggot that was.....

Footage of a guided missile, that exposes hundreds of dead rats, which turn out to be infested by maggots, has won the coveted Youtube video of the Year Award (horror category). It narrowly beat the...

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ronseal 10.02.16 8:15am
ronseal
Aspiring Evil Villain To Buy Irish Cold War Bunker

February 9th, 2016, Ballymena, NORTHERN IRELAND- Professor Cyrus Blackthorne, a self-described psychotic misanthrope and avid Hello Kitty memorabilia collector, has made it known that he plans to...

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Takos1021 10.02.16 10:26am
throngsman
Age UK to clarify that energy prices include a substantial donation.

More mis-selling soon...

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deskpilot3 09.02.16 11:04pm
deskpilot3