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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Trump apologises for error, I meant tomorrow's attack in Sweden. More soon. 0
19.02.17 10:46am dominic_mcg
Man breaks record for number of ways of saying 'thanks' in Tesco Express
A Telford man was celebrating today after breaking the record for the number of different ways to say thank you to a cashier as goods are handed over individually at crowded Tesco Express supermarket...
19.02.17 10:02am beckfordburger
Hitlers phone up for auction...mystery bidder keeps asking"is dial not too big"? 0
19.02.17 9:52am ron cawleyoni
Excitement at Met Office as Beiruit and Bahgdad due to have 'crap UK weather' 0
19.02.17 7:56am throngsman
Paul Nuttall denies being Paul Nuttall 0
19.02.17 6:10am Landfill
Tony Blair says Britons deserve second chance at 2010 General Election result.
But tells Gordon that he can handle it - no need to get out of bed...
18.02.17 11:51pm deskpilot3
Its all in the name...Nigel 'Far-age'.....politics from a...different era. 0
18.02.17 11:28pm ron cawleyoni
Donald shifty shapes
those facial muscles distortions as he speaks,lips out of sync with speech,thinly veiled,
lizzard like features under his skin just sayin like or is it my 'talk talk' tv connection,
18.02.17 11:17pm ron cawleyoni
Tom Jones to re-release old 70s hit as...'Young Mexican...Trumpeteer'.....True. 0
18.02.17 11:07pm ron cawleyoni
one small step to truth. - (Cooperative)
potusa to declare 'Neil Armstrong moon landings' as..'Genuine?'..so finally we are all,
outof our misery and now know it..WAS..definitely Fake!!"and take two..Action cut cut,
Neil Neil darling I...
18.02.17 10:47pm ron cawleyoni
Arsene'l Wenger to record old Clash hit..."Should I Stay or Should I Go". 0
18.02.17 10:12pm ron cawleyoni
1,000s of Chicks Escape Battery Farm...Spring Easter Rising Run in Peterborough. 0
18.02.17 10:08pm ron cawleyoni
Cuneiform expert arrested for indecency
Wyatt E. Muggs, police chief of the small Mississippi town of Muggsville, confirmed today that Oral Snottball, professor of ancient languages at Mississippi Cultural University, has been arrested for...
18.02.17 7:38pm Renrag
Mark Clattenburg to be replaced by actual duck's arse
Premiership referee Mark Clattenburg, who recently announced he is moving to China, is to be replaced in his former job by the rear end of a duck.
As well as resembling Clattenburg, the duck's arse...
18.02.17 6:47pm YaBasta
Mammoth clone team fall about laughing at idea of reviving Labour 1
18.02.17 6:38pm Sinnick
All Satire is Lefty/ Identity /Underdog/ Luvvie / Snowflake Codswallop
All satire is now fail safe sure fire right-on , inane cheap shots such as asserting that Hitler, Genghis Khan and Stalin were nasty, and closely resemble whatever this week's demon of choice happens...
18.02.17 4:12pm Al OPecia
Met Office apologise after warning of yellow snow
.. they meant yellow warning of snow...
18.02.17 4:10pm Al OPecia
Tony - the weapons - Blair re-emerges as crap di tutti crapi of the Poser Nostra
Reports have emerged that notorious warlord Tony - weapons of mass destruction - Blair is to come out of hiding in a bid to ruin more lives.
Blair, head of one of the five big families in the Poser...
18.02.17 3:08pm ronseal
Depressions in sand on New Zealand beaches thought to be "the prints of whales".
House of Pun...
18.02.17 1:08pm beau-jolly
Pot Noobles taste better than British Airways in flight meals claim passengers. 0
18.02.17 11:33am MADJEZ
Farm implement found in sea "believed to be the scythe of whales" 1
18.02.17 9:38am Sir Lupus
New Species of Mold Culturing in the Back of Steve Bannon’s Office
Formed through the right combination of moisture, anti-Semitism, and improperly discarded double-cheesburgers, recent Purdue University grad and out-of-work Mycologist, Stephen Graft, said he saw...
18.02.17 9:10am Iroquois Pliskin
Scientists find "long-dormant life" in House of Lords. More soon. 0
18.02.17 9:00am Al OPecia
Medical research team implants smart phone in foetus
Gives kids 4-year start on essential technology...
18.02.17 6:40am Renrag
Blair Launches His Candidacy For Emperor Of Europe
Shamelessly ripped off from YaBasta. Sorry, mate ...
18.02.17 6:29am Renrag
Tony Blair Advised To Seek Presidency Of Zealandia Rather Than Of The EU 0
17.02.17 11:18pm Titus
Scientists hoping to clone mammoths accused of woolly thinking 0
17.02.17 11:01pm Smart Alex
Scuba diving to be national sport of Zealandia. 0
17.02.17 10:43pm Maverick
Zealandia decides to float its currency. 0
17.02.17 10:38pm Maverick
Blair tells his followers the Kool Aid is safe to drink. More soon. 1
17.02.17 9:53pm Titus