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Nice Admin Lady
Nottingham man enraged by his new shirts

Nottingham man enraged by his new shirts “They don’t do this with any other garment,“ raged irate Nick Warren of Nottingham. “I needed some new shirts and bought three for the price of two...

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Nick Warren 29.08.16 2:30pm
Nick Warren
A Corbyn govt would 'erase Branson from all historical record' says McDonnell 0
cinquecento 29.08.16 2:00pm
cinquecento
Physicists 'uncertain' if Schrödinger's cat collided with Mrs Slocombe's pussy. 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 1:43pm
silly billy scotland
So many Pokémon related crimes that police pick and choose which ones to solve.

More soon. There's a joke in there somewhere...

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dominic_mcg 29.08.16 1:05pm
dominic_mcg
Bloody Saga Louts want Age of Criminal Responsibility raised to 97.8 years. 1
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 12:31pm
Wrexfan
10 minute consultations 'a real drag'

The British Medical Association (BMA) has criticised the Health Secretary's truncated care as an 'interminable bore', which becomes no more than a longwinded chat, punctuated with small-talk and...

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Wrenfoe 29.08.16 12:30pm
Wrexfan
BBC 'Revival' Sitcoms Prove Popular with Antiques Roadshow Viewers 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 12:06pm
silly billy scotland
New Calais migrant deal will be based on Top Trumps, says May. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.08.16 11:53am
dominic_mcg
New Brexit Hate Claim: 'Half of UK citizens hate Brexit' 3
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 11:01am
Titus
Banks give Holidays a Bad Name, or Do They?

In view of the entrenched skulduggery of banks, certain holidays are questioning their traditional association with what they see as an ailing financial institution. ‘The activities of banks in...

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Jodster 29.08.16 10:38am
Jodster
Banks give Holidays a Bad Name. More Soon. 0
Jodster 29.08.16 10:08am
Jodster
'Early sign to spot Parkinson's Disease comes too late for us'...

claim thousands of over-50s who purchased poor-value insurance plans promoted by Michael...

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silly billy scotland 29.08.16 9:24am
satire1
Proxima-B on track to get EU membership before Turkey 1
Dodderer 29.08.16 9:21am
satire1
TV audiences ‘want more cunt jokes’ says BBC

With gags about ‘clitoris allsorts’, ‘Vulva estate cars’ and Grace Brothers asking for more ‘female ejaculations during staff meetings,’ the new series of Are You Being Served shows...

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nickb 29.08.16 9:20am
nickb
In last 3 years, Greece has had more 'Bank Holidays' than any other Euro country 0
silly billy scotland 29.08.16 8:07am
silly billy scotland
Blacked up Morris Dancers forced to 'learn how to dance'

Representatives of the Black community have successfully argued against blacked up Morris Dancers performing at the Shrewsbury Folk Festival. "To suggest that black men dance like that is...

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throngsman 28.08.16 10:42pm
Ref Minor
Newsbiscuit to be re-branded as Torybiscuit or Titusbiscuit.

Too many tired old anti-Labour/anti-Corbyn slurs.I'm happy to read a range of contributions but feel that previous originality has deteriorated into too much partisan propaganda. Don't expect...

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paulo 28.08.16 9:52pm
andyiong
Mary Berry apologises to Church after comments about deep fat friars. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.08.16 9:13pm
dominic_mcg
Branson unveils his own brand of pickle 1
Jodster 28.08.16 8:25pm
Prime Mover
Police hunting prankster who sneaked bag of Haribo into a Warner Leisure Park. 0
Prime Mover 28.08.16 8:24pm
Prime Mover
Pressure mounts for Porcini to be banned from French beaches

There are calls today for deeply threatening and inappropriate clothing dubbed 'Porcini' (colloquially 'Cuntkini') to be banned from public places including French beaches. People relaxing all over...

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Squudge 28.08.16 7:07pm
Squudge
May returns From Restful Holiday & Asks 'Remind Me Again - What Is The EU?' 0
Titus 28.08.16 7:02pm
Titus
Corbyn's PR Team Seek Revenge By Questioning Branson's Chastity 0
Titus 28.08.16 6:42pm
Titus
All knights of the realm and anyone with an honour to avoid offending Corbyn

'Nice little knighthood you got there, guv. You wouldn't want anything unpleasant to - er -'happen' to it, would you, guv? Now, the boss, see, he don't like people - wevver they're knights of the...

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Titus 28.08.16 6:23pm
Titus
I'm not under the thumb, says no-nonsense lad who loved Downton Abbey

A tough, no-nonsense lad has announced to male friends that he ‘takes no shit from his woman’; he also revealed that he really enjoyed watching a gripping period drama television series on ITV....

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jonessgl 28.08.16 5:14pm
Wrexfan
'Strip Richard Branson and Philip Green', says voyeur Shadow Chancellor 0
silly billy scotland 28.08.16 3:46pm
silly billy scotland
Duplicate post horror strikes Newsbiscuit 0
apepper 28.08.16 3:39pm
apepper
John McDonnell - "Give Owen Smith a knighthood so he can be stripped of it"

Shadow chancellor John McDonnell has called for Owen Smith to be knighted so he can be punished properly by having his honour removed. "By standing against Jeremy, he has undermined the entire nation...

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apepper 28.08.16 3:39pm
apepper
Airline pilots arrested for being high on alcohol.

Suspicions were aroused when they landed 10 minutes before the plane...

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silly billy scotland 28.08.16 3:36pm
silly billy scotland
Ban on Victoria's coronet, but Albert's nougat wafer can go overseas 0
silly billy scotland 28.08.16 3:30pm
silly billy scotland