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Responding to public opinion and focus groups, the Labour leader Kier Starmer has thrown his support behind racehorse Minella Times. He has promised the thoroughbred his full backing in last weeks...
Dave Icke, the former goal-keeper turned conspiracy theorist and head cheerleader for all things insane, made the following claim via his blog in the early hours of this morning.
'As a leading...
Dan Evans is scratching his slightly flabby head after realising that he still as chunky as he was before completing a marathon, it has emerged.
Evans said, “it is a universally established fact,...
Emergency broadcasts during global nuclear armageddon have been interrupted on all BBC channels to bring us perpetual updates from outside Buckingham Palace. Some of the finest and most respected...
