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| Big Sam completely exonerated by new football regulator OFBUNG | 0 |  |
ronseal | 28.09.16 10:44pm ronseal |
| Windows phone users encourage Microsoft to follow Blackberry's lead. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 28.09.16 10:22pm deskpilot3 |
| Merlin Entertainments admits to sponsoring the Labour party conference. Hence the predictable result... |
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deskpilot3 | 28.09.16 10:19pm deskpilot3 |
| the one star fairy is shit - 2 | 54 | |
farmer giles | 28.09.16 10:17pm deskpilot3 |
| Corbyn pledges utopia built on pixie dust, unicorn horns & circus skills for all ..Nod to deceangli who got in there first with comment on Corbyn's fantasy themed New Jerusalem :)... |
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Nowherefast | 28.09.16 10:15pm deskpilot3 |
| Apple moves to Battersea, but STILL has no taxable business in the UK. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 28.09.16 10:14pm deskpilot3 |
| High Sparrow says Faith Militant can climb Mountain. Mountain disagrees. | 1 | |
cinquecento | 28.09.16 9:47pm cinquecento |
| Fake Sheikh was a real smoothie. More soon. | 2 | |
dominic_mcg | 28.09.16 9:14pm chrisf |
| Corbyn warned that 'Corbynistas' too left wing for election victory | 0 | |
simonjmr | 28.09.16 7:24pm simonjmr |
| FA employee still not sure what to write on Big Sam's leaving card Employees at the Football Association HQ in London are asking each other "which one was he again?" as the leaving card for 'Big Sam' is circulating around the office. [More later. Must walk dog]... |
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ronseal | 28.09.16 7:01pm ronseal |
| The Middle Class conflict: why are the Jezzabites in conflict with the Millibads It's a conflict that seems to have gone on since the beginning of time but how many of us, if we're honest, really understand it. We all might know a Jezzabite and think they're perfectly nice. We... |
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ronseal | 28.09.16 6:59pm ronseal |
| Paper manufactured from wood and water? Not true claims writer of pulp fiction | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 28.09.16 6:44pm Smart Alex |
| Corbyn: "no false promises on immigration - I'm saving that for the economy" More to the follow... |
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apepper | 28.09.16 5:30pm apepper |
| Corbyn pledges futuristic socialism Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to turn Britain into a socialist utopia where every family will have equal access to flying cars and robotic butlers. “They won’t [i]own [/i]the cars or the butlers,... |
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deceangli | 28.09.16 4:52pm deceangli |
| Golden Buttocks to replace Sam Allardyce | 0 | |
Jodster | 28.09.16 3:21pm Jodster |
| Man electrocutes his first wife, charged with Exide. | 0 | |
Maverick | 28.09.16 3:04pm Maverick |
| Demands for Living Wag after hard up comedian dies on stage | 0 | |
chrisf | 28.09.16 2:43pm chrisf |
| Beach artists union say it's time to draw a line in the sand. | 0 | |
NotNowCato | 28.09.16 1:44pm NotNowCato |
| FA recognise 20 year anniversary of fans shouting 'Useless fucking Palace twat' (I know Southgate was playing for Villa at the time of that penalty miss but I also know what I shouted at the TV)... |
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Midfield Diamond | 28.09.16 1:16pm Underconstruction |
| Driver "knew how to turn right" claim investigated Unheard of in recent decades, the residents of Shepton Mallet were astonished during rush hour this morning when a motorist was spotted positioning himself correctly for a right turn off of a main... |
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NotNowCato | 28.09.16 1:14pm NotNowCato |
| Allardyce celebrates 100% record England’s outgoing manager boasted of his flawless win rate and low-millage on his company car; exiting with a spring in his step and a boot in his arse. Taking the phrase ‘quit while you are... |
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Wrenfoe | 28.09.16 1:05pm Sinnick |
| Warning as stocks of Arab Sheikh fancy-dress outfits reach all time low A senior spokesman for a leading UK fancy dress industry provider, has warned that stocks of Arab Sheikh outfits are now so low in some parts of London, that undercover stings or scams organised by... |
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Underconstruction | 28.09.16 1:02pm Underconstruction |
| Trump claims he won Miss Universe "I gave sash to Miss Housekeeping to clean it" Donald Trump claimed that he actually won the Miss Universe contest in 1996 and simply gave the winner's sash to Alicia Machado as she "was obviously the cleaner"... |
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apepper | 28.09.16 12:57pm apepper |
| Southgate given caretaker role. He will replace light bulbs, re-grout tiles, and fix broken doors. 'When will they stop punishing me for missing THAT penalty', he sighed... |
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silly billy scotland | 28.09.16 12:56pm satire1 |
| Wiggins to manage England | 0 | |
tamoshanter | 28.09.16 12:49pm tamoshanter |
| Football manager will take stairs to prevent being entrapped in lift Wrong on every level... |
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Underconstruction | 28.09.16 12:41pm Underconstruction |
| Commuter who breaks neck after running for Tube closing doors has no regrets A brave London commuter has broken his neck after catapulting himself towards the closing doors of a Central Line Tube carriage. 27 year-old Tom Denton has no regrets about taking a running leap at... |
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jonessgl | 28.09.16 12:06pm jonessgl |
| Enjoyfull Shifting with Packers and Movers Gurgaon Make Moving Pleasurable With Packers And Movers In Gurgaon, When you individuals need to move wherever in Gurgaon all of sudden then what will you do around then? Clearly you are eager to somewhere... |
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aloksinha | 28.09.16 11:40am aloksinha |
| Cliff no longer wired for sound, confirm police | 0 | |
cinquecento | 28.09.16 11:36am cinquecento |
| Fantasy Football managers to get opportunity to manage England The Football Association have announced that after the resignation yesterday of Fabio Capello, that the new England manager will be selected from a shortlist of the top 100 Fantasy Football Managers... |
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simonjmr | 28.09.16 11:28am Midfield Diamond |
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