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Nice Admin Lady
Trump apologises for error, I meant tomorrow's attack in Sweden. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.17 10:46am
Man breaks record for number of ways of saying 'thanks' in Tesco Express

A Telford man was celebrating today after breaking the record for the number of different ways to say thank you to a cashier as goods are handed over individually at crowded Tesco Express supermarket...

chrisf 19.02.17 10:02am
Hitlers phone up for auction...mystery bidder keeps asking"is dial not too big"? 0
ron cawleyoni 19.02.17 9:52am
ron cawleyoni
Excitement at Met Office as Beiruit and Bahgdad due to have 'crap UK weather' 0
throngsman 19.02.17 7:56am
Paul Nuttall denies being Paul Nuttall 0
Landfill 19.02.17 6:10am
Tony Blair says Britons deserve second chance at 2010 General Election result.

But tells Gordon that he can handle it - no need to get out of bed...

deskpilot3 18.02.17 11:51pm
Its all in the name...Nigel 'Far-age'.....politics from a...different era. 0
ron cawleyoni 18.02.17 11:28pm
ron cawleyoni
Donald shifty shapes

those facial muscles distortions as he speaks,lips out of sync with speech,thinly veiled, lizzard like features under his skin just sayin like or is it my 'talk talk' tv connection, ..yeah yeah...

ron cawleyoni 18.02.17 11:17pm
ron cawleyoni
Tom Jones to re-release old 70s hit as...'Young Mexican...Trumpeteer'.....True. 0
ron cawleyoni 18.02.17 11:07pm
ron cawleyoni
one small step to truth.

potusa to declare 'Neil Armstrong moon landings' as..'Genuine?' finally we are all, outof our misery and now know it..WAS..definitely Fake!!"and take two..Action cut cut, Neil Neil darling I...

ron cawleyoni 18.02.17 10:47pm
ron cawleyoni
Arsene'l Wenger to record old Clash hit..."Should I Stay or Should I Go". 0
ron cawleyoni 18.02.17 10:12pm
ron cawleyoni
1,000s of Chicks Escape Battery Farm...Spring Easter Rising Run in Peterborough. 0
ron cawleyoni 18.02.17 10:08pm
ron cawleyoni
Cuneiform expert arrested for indecency

Wyatt E. Muggs, police chief of the small Mississippi town of Muggsville, confirmed today that Oral Snottball, professor of ancient languages at Mississippi Cultural University, has been arrested for...

Renrag 18.02.17 7:38pm
Mark Clattenburg to be replaced by actual duck's arse

Premiership referee Mark Clattenburg, who recently announced he is moving to China, is to be replaced in his former job by the rear end of a duck. As well as resembling Clattenburg, the duck's arse...

YaBasta 18.02.17 6:47pm
Mammoth clone team fall about laughing at idea of reviving Labour 1
sydalg 18.02.17 6:38pm
All Satire is Lefty/ Identity /Underdog/ Luvvie / Snowflake Codswallop

All satire is now fail safe sure fire right-on , inane cheap shots such as asserting that Hitler, Genghis Khan and Stalin were nasty, and closely resemble whatever this week's demon of choice happens...

interdog 18.02.17 4:12pm
Al OPecia
Met Office apologise after warning of yellow snow

.. they meant yellow warning of snow...

Bogbrush 18.02.17 4:10pm
Al OPecia
Tony - the weapons - Blair re-emerges as crap di tutti crapi of the Poser Nostra

Reports have emerged that notorious warlord Tony - weapons of mass destruction - Blair is to come out of hiding in a bid to ruin more lives. Blair, head of one of the five big families in the Poser...

ronseal 18.02.17 3:08pm
Depressions in sand on New Zealand beaches thought to be "the prints of whales".

House of Pun...

Al OPecia 18.02.17 1:08pm
Pot Noobles taste better than British Airways in flight meals claim passengers. 0
MADJEZ 18.02.17 11:33am
Farm implement found in sea "believed to be the scythe of whales" 1
sydalg 18.02.17 9:38am
Sir Lupus
New Species of Mold Culturing in the Back of Steve Bannon’s Office

Formed through the right combination of moisture, anti-Semitism, and improperly discarded double-cheesburgers, recent Purdue University grad and out-of-work Mycologist, Stephen Graft, said he saw...

Kelly Ervin 18.02.17 9:10am
Iroquois Pliskin
Scientists find "long-dormant life" in House of Lords. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.02.17 9:00am
Al OPecia
Medical research team implants smart phone in foetus

Gives kids 4-year start on essential technology...

Renrag 18.02.17 6:40am
Blair Launches His Candidacy For Emperor Of Europe

Shamelessly ripped off from YaBasta. Sorry, mate ...

Titus 18.02.17 6:29am
Tony Blair Advised To Seek Presidency Of Zealandia Rather Than Of The EU 0
Titus 17.02.17 11:18pm
Scientists hoping to clone mammoths accused of woolly thinking 0
Smart Alex 17.02.17 11:01pm
Smart Alex
Scuba diving to be national sport of Zealandia. 0
Maverick 17.02.17 10:43pm
Zealandia decides to float its currency. 0
Maverick 17.02.17 10:38pm
Blair tells his followers the Kool Aid is safe to drink. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 17.02.17 9:53pm