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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Trump Pence signs missing hyphen causes stink 0
Thundi 25.08.16 12:59pm
Thundi
Farage urges Mississippi to leave the USA

More independent states soon...

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Tammy Flugh 25.08.16 12:37pm
Tammy Flugh
Horny Ex-President Brands Burkinis ‘Provocative’ 0
Jodster 25.08.16 12:34pm
Jodster
Dead man "was a bit of a shit" claims brother

The brother of a dead man has made the shock claim that he "was a right nob actually", after reading his obituary in the paper. John Rushern, 43, of Greater Manchester, was moved to make the claims...

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andyiong 25.08.16 12:33pm
Jodster
Corbyn launches new pastime for saddos - trainsquatting. 0
sockpuppet 25.08.16 11:32am
sockpuppet
Yorkshire Ripper NOT Paranoid. The other prisoners ARE out to get him 1
silly billy scotland 25.08.16 11:20am
sockpuppet
French scientists say egg-shaped planet is oeuf-like 2
Underconstruction 25.08.16 11:17am
sockpuppet
Burkina Faso consulate in Cannes changes name to Bikini Faso 0
cinquecento 25.08.16 11:11am
cinquecento
Proxima-B identical to earth ‘except for one kind of liquorice allsorts.'

Scientists investigating planets that might be similar to ours have discovered a planet almost identical to planet earth, named Proxima-B. ‘Initially, atsronomers were trying to identify planets...

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nickb 25.08.16 11:04am
Underconstruction
Corbyn insists 'seats were occupied by Pokeman Go characters'

The spat between Jeremy Corbyn and Sir Richard Branson has hit a new high today following the release of footage from the Virgin train Corbyn says forced him to sit on the floor showing there were...

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throngsman 25.08.16 10:20am
throngsman
Farage: Vote for Trump and you too can beat the Poles, sorry polls 0
Major Tom 25.08.16 10:07am
Major Tom
Beach Deaths Soar as Kracken is Released 0
silly billy scotland 25.08.16 9:57am
silly billy scotland
'It is what it is' man proved wrong

After hearing designer Rob Shepherd say 'it is what it is' for the 10,000th time, his colleagues have taken to pointing out that in most cases, it can be a lot more or indeed a lot less than what it...

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Bravenewmalden 25.08.16 9:52am
Bravenewmalden
PROXIMA CENTAURI ABANDONS PLANS TO COLONISE EARTH!

"Apart from 'NewsBiscuit' and 'Mrs Brown's Boys', there is no evidence of intelligent life."...

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silly billy scotland 25.08.16 9:51am
silly billy scotland
Extremists to bunk with Fletcher

Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a 'special unit' under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Having been instrumental in reforming 'young Godber',...

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Wrenfoe 25.08.16 9:25am
Adrian Bamforth
Wizard academy looking for new staff 0
NotNowCato 25.08.16 8:31am
NotNowCato
Shock as thermometer records hottest day of the year....

Parts of the UK are currently at a "national emergency" red alert, as the prolonged hot spell has become severe. The average threshold temperature of 30C by day and 15C overnight has been with us for...

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Bagger 25.08.16 8:29am
Bagger
Proxima Centauri bids to promote 3020 Olympic Games

'Provided Britain promises not to win all the medals yet again'...

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sockpuppet 25.08.16 8:27am
sockpuppet
Life discovered on Proxima Centauri, ISIS vows to slay those infidels. 1
Maverick 25.08.16 8:22am
sockpuppet
KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES VOICEMAIL FOR HERSELF IN FAILED PUBLICITY STUNT HELL 1
Fergus Fungus 25.08.16 8:19am
sockpuppet
Italians blame earthquake on thin crust 3
Underconstruction 25.08.16 8:17am
sockpuppet
Trump supporters disgusted that French bloke given platform. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.08.16 7:58am
Al OPecia
Daily Mail readers complain that "Gold Medals are much easier nowadays"

The Daily Mail letters page has been flooded with complaints about the record number of gold medals won by British athletes. "The youth of today have it far too easy; in my day, the 1500m was a much...

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apepper 25.08.16 7:55am
Al OPecia
UK public queuing up to do dressage after Olympic triumph

Criticisms that the Olympics only serve to enrich a small number of elite athletes and deliver no pull-through benefit in mass sports participation are set to be firmly rebuffed as dressage clubs...

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cinquecento 25.08.16 6:58am
Smart Alex
Paralympics latest: Putin puts athlete-maiming programme on hold. 0
deskpilot3 24.08.16 10:35pm
deskpilot3
Owen Smith to tax food banks in surprise economic policy pledge 0
Fergus Fungus 24.08.16 10:07pm
Fergus Fungus
KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES VOICEMAIL FOR HERSELF IN FAILED PUBLICITY STUNT HELL 0
Fergus Fungus 24.08.16 10:05pm
Fergus Fungus
Bank made entirely of food "completely unsustainable" warns Mark Carney 0
Fergus Fungus 24.08.16 10:04pm
Fergus Fungus
Corbyn & Smith agree policy: a referendum on rail nationalisation 0
sockpuppet 24.08.16 9:59pm
sockpuppet
Disappointing falafel proof that railways should be re-nationalised says Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has claimed that the uninspiring falafel wrap he bought on the Virgin train he took to Newcastle earlier in the month is further proof that the British rail network should be returned...

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bookiesfriend 24.08.16 8:45pm
bookiesfriend