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02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady
Thoracius - pineapple not delicious, using it pernicious. Be abstentious.
21.02.17 10:20pm Titus
May guarantees access to 'nostalgia market' after Brexit
Prime Minister Theresa May has promised that after Brexit the UK will still have access to plentiful supplies of nostalgia.
'Some Remainers have suggested that after Brexit, Britain will be poorer,...
21.02.17 10:10pm throngsman
Birmingham hospital rated outstanding as most patients out standing in corridors 1
21.02.17 10:03pm Titus
Footballer Eats Bookmaker
A 20-stone footballer has resigned after being caught on camera eating a bookmaker during a football match ...
21.02.17 10:02pm Titus
May concedes 'UK to pay EU pocket money until 2022'
Although the government is set for a hard Brexit it is finding some previous commitments are proving difficult to avoid. "We have to pay into projects we signed up for, even though they've not been...
21.02.17 8:14pm throngsman
Trump’s state visit to take place on Isle of Wight 3
21.02.17 7:58pm Buckingham Palace
Sutton Utd goalkeeper said he was set up like a cornish pastie, and that he will,
keep a stiff Pukka lip as F.A. investigate Pie-Gate..this could rumble on and on...
21.02.17 7:39pm ron cawleyoni
David Cassidy can't remember the last time he got any publicity. 1
21.02.17 7:26pm ron cawleyoni
Migrant riot in Stockholm proves Trump to be psychic as well as psychopathic 0
21.02.17 6:11pm cinquecento
Angry wife of Sutton United goalkeeper reveals 'He refuses to eat pie in bed' 0
21.02.17 6:06pm jimmydodger
Goebbels Represents VW At Select Committee Car Emissions Enquiry
21.02.17 5:54pm Titus
CIA muse on use of fake celebrity game show candidate as assassin. 3
21.02.17 3:48pm Midfield Diamond
Oops, wrong 'un 0
21.02.17 2:46pm Sinnick
Kim Jong Yum 'murdered' with Exploding Sugary Doughnut
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's cousin - Kim Jong Yum - has been found dead in a restaurant in Glasgow. Reports say he was 'seduced' by a woman with a premium 'Yum-Yum' designed to explode when the...
21.02.17 1:15pm Tom Learmouth
Trump’s mental health issue diagnosed as ‘being a cunt’
The American Psychological Association has halted months of speculation about what is wrong with Donald Trump by concluding that his problem is not actually malignant narcissism, sociopathy or...
21.02.17 11:54am Adrian Bamforth
Malaysia to take no flannel from North Korea over Kim Jong Nams death. - (Cooperative) 1
21.02.17 8:56am Titus
BBC is NOT obsessed with itself, say s new report from BBC's BBC correspondent 3
21.02.17 8:46am Titus
Jesus and God ‘non-existent social control devices’ confirms Santa
“Thanks for the latest gizmo mummy and daddy, but why can’t it be the season of goodwill all year round for everybody?” wonders child.
“Well, it is here in our home honeychild, but we gotta...
21.02.17 8:15am farmer giles
Next years FA Cup to be sponsored by Greggs followed by Gingsters Charity Shield 1
21.02.17 8:06am farmer giles
Reuters report of a new Ukip splinter group for fantasist and liars...Uthick. 0
21.02.17 7:51am ron cawleyoni
Ben...stokes the rupee. 0
20.02.17 11:22pm ron cawleyoni
Ukip steal Free classic..'all Right now'...as anthem. 0
20.02.17 11:03pm ron cawleyoni
"Kim jong pass us the flannel love"..."second thoughts I'll just rinse my face.& 0
20.02.17 10:56pm ron cawleyoni
New Domino's Pizza....with End to End filling. 0
20.02.17 10:51pm ron cawleyoni
Eric was NOT...the laziest of the Pythons. 1
20.02.17 10:27pm ron cawleyoni
Fantasy Footballer Kraft Heinz Rummenigge turns down move to Unileverkusen. 4
20.02.17 10:17pm ron cawleyoni
Testicle-cradling fan of football giant-killing enjoying magic of the cup 0
20.02.17 8:01pm chrisf
Trump diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome 1
20.02.17 6:56pm thatwasbeast
Trump Sweden comments based on fake-news media. SAD! 0
20.02.17 6:54pm thatwasbeast
Swedes 1 Trumpnips 0 - (Cooperative)
There's got to be something better than this based on the "Swedes 1 Turnips 0" headline but I can't think...
20.02.17 6:27pm Gary Baldy