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Writing Implement Confuse's Satire With Parody 4 Titus 1 month
I'm glad we don't have a head office. 1 Al OPecia 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30710883 This is appalling. The Islamists must be very unsure of their ground. Little wonder this happens: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30694406...

URGENT - DFS 9 bonjonelson 1 month

I've just received an email from DFS that their sale is ending tomorrow. I thought it was worth making sure everyone was aware of this as many of you may have assumed their sales sort of go on...

Kevin - escaped Queenies' Christmas Menu again, I see. 12 Al OPecia 1 month

How are things, Duckie?...

North Korean Super-Hero 14 Titus 1 month

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11320335/Kim-Jong-un-flies-plane-in-North-Korea-New-Year-video.html I am trying to invent a spoof suoer-hero based on this amazing,...

Young people don't vote 5 Titus 1 month

Thank goodness. Otherwise we'd be lumbered with the terrible politicians and awful policies which these gullible children would be conned into supporting. I don't think all that much of the present...

Buckingham Palace Denial 0 Titus 1 month

Buckingham Palace has today issued a formal statement categorically denying that Prince Andrew wears, or has ever worn, sneakers baseball hanno plasmato tacchetti in gomma electronic tacco scheda...

Despots' Hairstyles 6 Titus 1 month

Hitler started it, but it was a poor attempt; like Joe stalin, his mustache was more wothy of comment / ridicule. But Colonel Gaddafi started to get it right, with Kim Jong-un folowing a noble...

Mexican Stand-Off After General Election 5 Titus 1 month

May 2015: after no party gains an overall majority, none of the major parties appears willing to form a coailtion with the obvoius partners. Labour will not work with the SNP; the Lib-dems do not...

Just off to make myself beautiful 7 Scroat 1 month

Have a great evening chaps. And a happy new year to one and all...

Am I missing something? - 2 37 Iroquois Pliskin 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/30571257]'Blacked-up' star meant 'no offence' [BBC News Story][/url], I don’t understand why this is ‘racist’. Have I turned into a ‘Pound shop...

A Happy New Year to you bunch of misanthropes. Al. 3 Al OPecia 1 month
Charlie Brooker's 2014 screen wipe 1 godly1966 1 month

It's on at 10pm on BBC2. I can highly recommend it...

Wrong place 3 Fake News Agency 1 month
There's still time for a final flounce 7 throngsman 1 month

It looked like our Australian correspondent was going to end the year in a memorable flounce but it seems to be fizzling out. Just noting that there are still eight flouncing hours left in 2014....

MIranda's next project 6 deceangli 1 month

Any thoughts? I dreamed last night that she was a dead ringer for Eva Braun, and was hilariously parachuted into Nazi Germany to assassinate Hitler by acting as Braun's doppleganger. Anything...

Stop taking the piss! - 2 36 Scroat 1 month

I'm an artisan bread maker http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/DSC02338_zpse255f8d0.jpg...

It would be utterly tasteles and far too early to make bad jokes ... 8 Titus 1 month

about horrific deaths and injuries caused in Glasgow by a bin-laden lorry. So I won't. I will just quietly park the idea here in the chat room until the time is right to release it. Which will...

Anti-Herefordist in Top Ten 2 deceangli 1 month
I suppose it would also be in bad taste ... 0 Titus 2 months

to suggest that Phil Hughes was not the first person to be killed by a bowler, but in fact I suspect that that terrible pun has been made before...

I wasn't going to do this.... 15 throngsman 2 months

But today's ticker practically begged me, so I'm jumping on the 'I wrote a book' bandwagon as well. My eighth novel, Assassin, is published on the 1st May and is available for pre-order on Apple...

How goes the 'weather bomb"? 5 riesler 2 months

A bit nippy here but just about surviving the apocolypse...

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all you lot and yours 15 Scroat 2 months

There. It had to be said...

EU ruling on multlingual machinery 1 Nick Warren 2 months

New Year equal opps shock for lift travellers In a little remarked move from the European Equal Opportunities Commission it had been decreed that from January 2015 all lifts must be multilingual....

Why the one liners are not changing? 0 Fake News Agency 2 months

Help please...

Enochophiles please sign in - 2 31 nickb 2 months

Like I say, we have a pro racist joke in the top ten. As ever the funny and the edgey are to be applauded. Don't mind it being there. Need to know why...

I would never have guessed... 0 riesler 2 months

http://www.harpers.co.uk/news/unfair-how-84-of-britons-describe-tax-on-scotch-whisky/511340.article?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=5171541_(GM)+News+Headlines%2c+December+...

Goodbye cruel world... 13 Oxbridge 2 months

Tonight, I'm actually going to a frigging Army Benevolent frigging fund carol concert in Hereford Cathedral for no better reason than that my daughter is playing the flute in it. With an address by...

'From the Archives' 0 Titus 2 months

I frequently laugh out loud at some of the marvellous contributions re-published as 'From the Archives' (such as 'Drug Mules Infiltrate Nativity Plays') and wonder how I either missed them the first...

How the top ten works 4 Golgo13 2 months

A piece needs to be 10 days old or less., Then it needs five different voters to give it a score., Then it needs to have a high score. But if there aren't enough pieces that satisfy criteria 1...