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FoolBiscuit 16 Sinnick 1 month

Can we come up with a collation of published April Fool japes ? So far, I've found:,...

The best thing I've seen on NB for ages... 8 Vertically Challenged Giant 1 month

is that somebody has converted all of Titus' posts, new and old, to be entirely lower case. Whoever is responsible, you are some kind of genius. Bravo sir or madam. Bravo...

Business Leaders supporting the Tories 5 spoks 1 month

The business leaders letter in the newspapers today supporting the Tories is an April Fools joke. You know how funny these guys can get!...

Ultra-thin models could go to jail. 8 bonjonelson 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32127681 But wouldn't they just be able to squeeze between the bars and escape?...

No wonder this man looks knackered 6 Titus 1 month

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/film-news/man-40-children-20-different-8951620 If that's what [i]he[/i] looks like, I dread to imagine what the women must look like if they are willing to let...

April 2nd: NewsBiscuit Ends Capital Punishment 1 Titus 1 month
Massive irony 5 ronseal 1 month

Has anyone seen The Imitation Game? Apparently, it's full of inaccuracies (Turing didn't work alongside a spy, for example) How ironic that in a film about one of the founders of the computer, a...

er 5 cinquecento 1 month

having just misposted in the wrong room and edited out this, I suppose I shouldn't waste it. So, who'd be up for a date with the still quite attractive and now officially innocent Foxy Knoxy then?...

Tracy Emin's bed 0 Scroat 1 month

Maybe a day early, but surely an April Fool job!...

Excellent April 1st Sports Report On Radio Four Today Programme 0 Titus 1 month

Suggesting that soccer goalposts in future will be 6" higher and 6" farther out, to reduce the number of frustrating occasion when the ball hits the posts rather than entering the goal. Actually...

Hard Cheese Jonathan 1 Titus 1 month

OK we all take the piss (well with a name like that, you've got to, haven't you?) but if he steps down gracefully it will be a first for Nigeria and Goodluck will earn my respect. If...

GermanAir copilot apparently treated for suicidal tendencies in the past 5 throngsman 1 month

But not recently. So that's ok then...

The worst TV commercial of all time has to be... 14 Dick Everyman 1 month

The high kicking middle-aged women putting sensitive bladder towels to the test...

Today's FP 1 roybland 2 months

I visited this here http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58092#post-168395...

PC Plod vs Clarkson (seriously) 4 blacklesbian 2 months

OK I know I might have wound up a few of you recently with my defence of Jeremy, but this is much more serious. According to the Telegraph today: "No-one who was present at the hotel during the...

Just dipped into "The Big Questions" on BB2. 0 Al OPecia 2 months

Is the angry old chap in the middle wearing a jacket and jeans who keeps muttering "Guardian readers" someone we know?...

Apparently Putin follows NB 6 throngsman 2 months

Putin has established an anti-troll agency. Whenever something appears online that is critical about him three agents swing into action. Amazingly the first agent reinforces the anti-Putin sentiment,...

I'm not a petrolhead but... 5 Scroat 2 months

We parked our dented Zafira next to a mint condition, metallic green Aston Martin DB9 the other day. I don't like cars normally, but this was indeed a thing of great beauty. I couldn't afford one,...

A bloke in the pub last night.... 3 ronseal 2 months

Last night, while waiting for my friend to turn up, I got talking to a man in the pub. He ended up talking to us for half an hour before suddenly asking: What do you two think of that Jeremy...

The "N" Word Comedy Sketch 1 croberts345 2 months

Hey Friends! Here is a comedy sketch I filmed in Brooklyn several weeks ago. It deals with current events and how people don't want to talk about certain things! [url=u7dwzxJ$iLXw]The "N" Word...

Doesn't seem such a good idea any more, does it O'Leary? 9 bonjonelson 2 months

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2010/sep/08/ryanair-axe-unnecessary-co-pilots...

Wish you'd waited until landing? Write for Newsbiscuit - Quickly! 0 blacklesbian 2 months
Tickers Stuck Again 9 Titus 2 months

Message to Our Noble Masters: "[i]C'mon, guys - get a grip.[/i]"...

Clarkson - I don't give a F**K !!!! - 234 92 cinnahmon 2 months

I am sorry, but why is so much time and space being given to this fat-arsed, big-headed, bullying, misogynistic, self-promoting, egotistical, racist twat. The front page of every news paper, the lead...

Breaking News 0 throngsman 2 months

Sky News has just flashed up 'breaking news - Cameron and Miliband arrive for live showdown.' Or 'breaking news - two men turn up for appointment.' Strewth...

Man loses job after punching colleague in face 1 bonjonelson 2 months

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/man-loses-job-after-punching-colleague-in-face_n_6940474.html?1427303245...

Truebiscuit in waiting... 1 Adrian Bamforth 2 months

Before anyone writes the story about ISIS destroying the Star Wars set in Tunisia on the basis that Jedi-ism is a ‘false’ religion, this is actually pretty likely to happen some time soon....

Successor to Clarkson in Top Gear 21 Sinnick 2 months

Perhaps we can help the Beeb Assuming Hammond & May don't walk away, who might be looking for a job & join them ?, An explanation of your suggestion might clarify - Chris Evans has...

WOTM competition is for mugs 6 throngsman 2 months

Apparently...

police and crime commissioner 1 Robert Koch 2 months

i see on my new yearly council tax that i have to pay for a police and crime commissioner. The, cost has gone up 2% from last year., Is this a new, additional cost added to council tax since they...