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Adverts 24 Mr Orca 1 month

Sorry to break with tradition, but I cannot fucking stand adverts these days. I saw an advert the other day, which made me sit through an emotional rollercoaster of childhood/father moments to the...

Missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 found in box of Kellogg's Frosties 0 Mork 1 month
Ukranian Uranium 5 Rumour Control 1 month

I have been trying to work out a longer tongue twister, these two alone are hard enough. It could involve Chernobyl, Global Warming or Uranium deposits which exist in the region...

Been away. Did I miss anything? 14 beau-jolly 1 month

Had a nice short break in Budapest with my younger daughter, thankyou. Now, what have I missed?, Can you point me to the best flounce/catfight?, Who killed Bob Crow?, Has DLT been hung yet?, Has...

You could have made two sane and honest men ... 0 Titus 1 month

out of two famous Labour party Tonys, with a bit of personality redistribution. Perhaps "Tony Blend"?...

sleepy Biscuit posts in wrong room - 2 35 Squudge 1 month

nothing to see here - move along...

To Ed and team 4 Perks 1 month

Lovely touch with Saturday's archive piece and byeline. One year on but still talked about and remembered fondly, http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/09/darth-vader-joins-fathers-for-justice/...

Rock the Kazhbar , new CD release from Tony Blair and his Middle East Quartet 0 Robert Koch 1 month

Featuring the sexy new release: weeping men dance, a sultry new ballad that is guaranteed to move the house in 45 minutes, widely known as WMD., Tour dates announced soon. is there any mileage in...

For nice admin lady 0 throngsman 1 month

I suspect this item on the writers room may have dodgy links http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=73496...

Truebiscuit - We can't compete with Dead Badgers ! 0 MADJEZ 1 month

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1224983/kelly-brooks-boyfriend-crashed-van-of-badgers]Kelly Brooks boyfriend crashed van of badgers[/url]...

UKIP national anthem? 2 Son of Barnabas 1 month

I just rediscovered this gem from the brilliant Flanders and Swann: [url=http://www.nyanko.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fas/anotherhat_song.html]A song of patriotic prejudice[/url]...

Guest? 1 antharrison 1 month
"Starsi" To Be Introduced By NB To Supervise Awards And To Prevent Any Dissent 0 Titus 1 month
Media Speculation that Putin is Bonkers 3 Guillermo De Snookio 1 month

Do a google search on Putin Merkel and Hound, in particular look at the images, one is very telling in the facial expressions. On a previous G20 he knew that Merkel did not like large dogs and so...

Truebiscuit - Bob Crow 1 MADJEZ 1 month

According to Sky News the RMT office is closed today, as a mark of respect to Bob Crow., So lets get this straight, as a mark of respect the staff are refusing to go to work. so basically they're on...

TrueBiscuit 0 Son of Barnabas 1 month

[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49321#post-142339]Newsbiscuit 2012[/url]...

Editors Of The Independent Apparently Read NB 3 Titus 1 month

Today's [i]Independent[/i] headline: "How Do you solve A Problem Like Crimea?" Now where have we heard that before?...

Insults, Mockery, Invective, Hatred and Agression ... 3 Titus 1 month

everywhere here on Newsbiscuit. Cheers me up for the whole day. Well done guys - keep it up. Could we have some kind of trophy or award each week to whichever person becomes the greatest gift to...

Russian remake of "the great dictator" ideas 3 Bigglesworth 1 month

I'm thinking instead of the moustached Jewish barber, and his unfortunate resemblance to Adenoid Hynkel, we could have a butch Sotchi hairdresser, who is a dead ringer for Putin Any thoughts?...

Jack Wilshire 4 virtuallywill 1 month

Maybe it's age coupled with ignorance but until I'd seen, the sub that made it to the front page I didn't know who Jack, Wilshire is. Though, as I type this I realise I couldn't, even be bothered...

One Star User - J'accuse - 234 91 andyiong 1 month

Why is someone one-starring everyone in the writer's room? Surely when we've committed an excrescence to the site, we all deserve the dignity of letting it be allowed to sink without a trace, safe in...

Can someone please tell me how i include an internet image with a post 9 irreverendJ 1 month

can't find anything on hereor perhaps i'm looking in the wrong place...

Migrants 1 Titus 1 month

Spring must be here! Just seen a bird fly past my window carrying a large twig in its beak. Bloody migrants, coming over here, building nests in all our trees, never speaking a word of English,...

Dietary advice 14 riesler 1 month

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10676877/High-protein-diet-as-bad-for-health-as-smoking.html So as I understand it, if I don't have a steak but have 10 cigarettes that is the healthy...

TWAT OF THE WEEK 4 Scroat 1 month

Seems to have been a relatively twat-free week, although some will doubtless correct me on this. Perhaps I should Putin a word for Vladimir? And in fairness, at the other end of the scale, if we...

Canned Laughter Now Available In Cans 1 Steve Wilson 1 month
Test- read and send money to author 1 Ironduke 1 month

Lots, preferably...

test - ignore 1 Sinnick 1 month

Just testing the "youtube" and "gvideo" tags in BBcode - neither work here...

Is the NB Shop Satirical? 12 deceangli 1 month

Is there some rationale behind the bizarre selection of stuff in the NB shop? Nintendo, Leatherman, some books on comedy writing (fair enough, we could use those). Why not witty T shirts? Or better...

Writer of the month... 21 Tripod 1 month

Do it on points each month?, FP 10 points, NiB 4 points, Ticker 1 point What do you reckon?...