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TrueBiscuit from the Independent today - miles funnier than anything here 0 Oxbridge 1 month

A bus driver wrongly accused of owning a film of a woman having sex with a tiger is trying to change the law on extreme pornography after a 14-month campaign to clear his name. Andrew Holland, 51,...

Jimmy Carr Q Awards Pistorius jokes. 5 MADJEZ 1 month

Since I had to hunt a bit to find what the fuss was. [quote]In his speech Carr began talking about long queues when needing the toilet, adding: ‘So frustrating. All I’m saying is I can see it...

Yerp 10 NewBiscuit 1 month

Seems like the good Monsieurs Junckers & Barroso have devised a plan to bring about a way of pushing united kingdom off the EU train. The simultaneous : "No you can't have any renegotiation of...

Advice for potential comedians, from Paul Merton 11 Sinnick 1 month

He's having a laugh: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29739883...

Ticker alert: isn't it 'tamagotchi?' 2 Ted King 1 month
Buggah, dun it again 0 throngsman 1 month
Genius 1 Al OPecia 1 month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fe30WINlTg&feature=youtu.be Who is your favourite?...

How do I send a pic? 8 Jim Garner 2 months

I gotta nice picture to go with my Ryanair story just posted, but my softwear (and my ignorance) only lets me send it as an attachment to email. It's a picture of my arse. Actually, all you...

Police searching for missing Renee Zellweger 0 patb 2 months

Los Angeles Police Department today launched an appeal to find the Oscar winning actress, Renee Zellweger. The star of "Jerry Maquire" and "Bridget Jones's Diary" has not been seen for many months...

Is this one of you lot? 6 Ted King 2 months

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-29689505]Clown[/url]...

Longer sentences for internet trolls 11 gillie 2 months
HIGNFY - come on, own up 9 riesler 2 months

Just watched last week's on iPlayer. When Sue Perkins held that gun to her head, who shouted at the screen "Go on, do it!". We all did...

Speeding Clarkson 7 gillie 2 months

Following the news that Jeremy Clarkson has been caught speeding, it has been announced that speed cameras will now be called 'Clarkson Cameras'. Presumably because they can crop up anywhere,...

Political Shitspeak 29 Crayon 2 months

I'm working on a piece about a politician who exceeds their weekly cliche target by making a statement that is just one long and completely vacuous sentence. Obviously, for the piece to work well,...

'muff said 0 Iroquois Pliskin 2 months

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-29641990...

Longer sentences for internet trolls 1 gillie 2 months

Internet trolls will now have to do longer sentences. In addition, they will be banned from using commas and semi-colons. Their sentences will now have to be as long as a paragraph...

NewsBiscuit Assortment Calendar 20 Crayon 2 months

NewsBiscuit Assortment Calendar Photographs of biscuits tastefully arranged in an appropriate environment alongside a beverage and accompanying newspaper, periodical, TV news channel, programme or...

USA Credit Crunch 2 gillie 2 months

America's Credit rating on the World market has plummeted after President Obama's credit card was rejected. A Whitehouse spokesman was quick to point out that although the card failed it was made of...

John Finnemore 1 Titus 2 months

Recently enjoyed the start of his new series on Radio Four. The world he creates in his lunatic imagination often seems more credible than the real one - bit like this place. He'd fit right in...

Headlines 6 deceangli 2 months

A few of mine have been edited out of existence, and I notice that today's lovely piece about Freudian slips lost the line about 'being kicked to death by toffs', which I felt was strong. I'm always...

Genuine news that an American was locked inside a branch of 'Waterstones' 0 gillie 2 months

It is amazing what retailers have to do now to promote sales. The gentleman held hostage refused to comment on what books he had read but it is thought that they were in the 'Legal Advice' section.,...

Could 'So-Called' be used elsewhere? 15 ianslat 2 months

So IS / ISIS / ISIL are now being called 'So-Called Islamic State' by the Beeb. It's an approach that could be applied in other areas as well. I've thought of a few examples, but I'm sure there are...

Andy Murray Crowns Himself New Head of SNP 1 jb1 2 months

Still riding high off the aftermath of his #indyref tweet, Andy Murray has voted himself in as the new SNP leader, despite having left Scotland nearly a decade ago. With the old leader Alex Salmond...

Given that most politicians would tongue a tramp's ring for a scent of power 6 Ironduke 2 months

What's the odds on a Liberal in a Tory winnable area defecting prior to the election? 'I had some power, and I liked it' as Katy Perry might say Danny Alexander? Brian Laws?...

Oops 3 Al OPecia 2 months
Edinburgh Postal Misery 0 gillie 2 months

It has been reported by Lothian and Borders Council that residents living in the Edinburgh district with the postcode of EH8OLA are less than enthusiastic about residing there. The only people seen...

What are the odds? 18 throngsman 2 months

The Chief Medical Officer has stated that it is likely that a handful of Ebola patients will reach the UK. Really? Consider the options for someone who feels they may have been infected in Africa. ...

A Teenage Opera 2 Iscariot 2 months

Keith West had a top ten single in 1967 with "Excerpt from A Teenage Opera" aka Grocer Jack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENblHOxi1c4. The opera was never written. I think we should do so. We will...

Train Timetable 0 gillie 2 months

The next train to depart platform 4 will be the quarter to six train to London. For the benefit of English passengers, the next train to depart platform 4 will be the 'The Jacobite Rebellion Express'...

TrueBiscuit: You're having a laugh 2 Sinnick 2 months

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29551380...