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sorry.. 1 cinquecento 17.08.17 8:02am
Al OPecia
I am just waiting for Trump to call Kim Wrong 'Un a coward for not ...

firing his missiles at Guam. It's gonna happen. Bigly. Why haven't the Men in the White Coats come for him yet?...

11 Al OPecia 16.08.17 1:44pm
'Wrong Forum' Post Deleted Until Author Thinks Up Something Good To Replace It

Could be a long wait ...

0 Titus 16.08.17 7:12am
The world has gone fucking mad...

We all get moments when we feel this. I thought it would be nice to have a thread where people could say what prompted this visceral response. It's a gut reaction thing, a bit like TWAT OF THE WEEK...

4 Scroat 15.08.17 8:38pm
Ostrich burger

Had my first ostrich burger over the weekend. And on the same day buffalo chili con carne. The buffalo was well hung. It was in a field in Oxfordshire, a village called Cropredy. There was some...

14 Scroat 15.08.17 11:34am
is there an order of non-offending?

picking up on Sarah Champion's comment abut people being too afraid of being called racist to report sex abuse, and the fact that certain foreign cultures and religions are violently against certain...

14 cinquecento 14.08.17 1:47pm
Backlash As NewsBiscuit Tells Its Writers To Wear Gay Pride Badges While Posting

'One or more of our staff, members, founders or readers is homosexual' said NewsBiscuit's PR Department 'Probably. And we wish to display this website's solidarity and support for all members of the...

8 Titus 13.08.17 11:07pm
Why do the news stories struggle for likes?

Rarely do any of the stories get past 50 likes. To be fair most only get one or two likes. Is this down to the stories of does NewsBiscuit not have a great following like other sites?...

6 Mr Charley 13.08.17 8:43pm
Biscuit rip-off outrage - surely this is what Newsbiscuit should be all about What do other contributors think?...

0 farmer giles 11.08.17 6:56pm
farmer giles
Victim surcharge

Just read a story about a man who used his car to tow another man in a wheelchair, in Harrogate. To be clear, both men were up for this and were both prosecuted, one for dangerous driving, the other...

4 throngsman 11.08.17 2:04pm
Mick Turate
Truebiscuit: Alt Right boat protesting immigrant rescues has to be rescued.. Bless the poor little snowflakes...

1 Oxbridge 11.08.17 12:41pm
How do improv comedians come up with good one-liners on the fly?

I've attended a few improv shows and am amazed how quickly they can come up with clever one-liners. For example at one show they asked audience members to name an animal. One person said lion. Within...

22 Dumbnews 11.08.17 8:52am
What's Newsbiscuit's mission statement?

I don't know why I bother with Newsbiscuit. There's no corporate mission statement. No visions and values. What on earth is it passionately committed to? Does it deliver global humour...

22 ronseal 10.08.17 11:49pm
Adrian Bamforth
My predictions for next three FPs

Rioters to phase out petrol bombs by 2040 (apepper) Boris Johnson Fails to Sell in Dark Web Auction (daneade) Everyone pretending to know where Venezuela is (Wrenfoe) - despite ending a sentence...

4 the peoples poet 10.08.17 6:57pm
Trump and Kim Jong-un are mad enough to lob nukes about the place.

The sub-stories are the most scary - pace of development of a nuke small enough to fit inside an ICBM - they are getting help from elsewhere. Bet the Evangelicals are delighted...

4 Al OPecia 10.08.17 12:13pm
Another super climate graphic

21 Al OPecia 10.08.17 7:01am
Al OPecia
Will Trump relax immigration laws following the plight of South Korean refugees?

Suspect not...

0 Dick Everyman 09.08.17 5:56pm
Dick Everyman
A right-wing Glastonbury - Truebiscuit

Almost worth a sub but I'm not sure I'd make it funnier than the FT's article.

18 Midfield Diamond 08.08.17 10:28am
Looks like the stuckers are tick yet again.

[quote]And you haven't had any new tickers to count.[/quote] Well, there are several archaic ones still up. I offer no apology for pointing out yet again that the whole point of tickers on a news...

12 Titus 07.08.17 7:36pm
the peoples poet
Darwin award

[url=]Woman shot in vagina in sex game gone wrong[/url] Apparently, her fantasy was to have a shotgun placed in...

9 Ironduke 07.08.17 3:19pm
Chris Evans

Ignoring (as far as possible) the fact that he is an irritating little ginger twat, and trying hard to be impartial, is there anyone here who likes Chris Evan as a presenter, or who thinks he is...

27 Titus 05.08.17 7:58pm
the peoples poet
Does it matter what state your sexual organs are in to serve in the Military?

If your knob was blown off, would you be fucked under Trump's new rules?...

11 Dick Everyman 05.08.17 7:13pm
the peoples poet
World War III

(Started as a new thread, to avoid disrupting the Passchendaele one.) It has frequently been suggested that one of the effects of creating the EU was to eliminate war in Europe. Well, up to a...

29 Titus 04.08.17 5:37pm
Does anyone know anything about ?

I googled a Newsbiscuit article (bake shaming) I wrote last year to show a friend. Google gave me the newsbiscuit link but also a link to, where my article appeared word for word...

3 dominic_mcg 04.08.17 8:15am
High points of humour

If any of you missed listening to Radio 4 extra last Saturday at 09.00 for several hours. Repeats of On the Hour from the 90s. I'm not being sponsored by the Beeb (I wish) but try and have a listen...

0 ramblesid 02.08.17 8:59pm
British Election Study Team

So the Tories lost their majority because of Brexit. And they ran a rubbish campaign. There's a surprise...

4 Scroat 01.08.17 9:42pm
Al OPecia
William Hague

I know his politics are a bit misguided, but I have always thought that William Hague was one of the less-bad, pragmatic Tory people. In this article he argues that while Brexit was a democratic...

1 Scroat 01.08.17 11:50am

I know it's always difficult to pitch things right with something like this, a tragedy of proportions beyond our comprehension. But I can't help but feel that all the march pasts and stuff are so...

14 Scroat 01.08.17 11:31am
Toxic controversy industry....

That is a great line This article helps to explain quite a lot, It is happening at every...

2 Gerontius 01.08.17 11:26am
July WOTM competition - 2

At the end of the first week we have a very narrow leaderboard, with everything to play for. For more details and a list of the FPs and NiBs from the first week with hyperlinks go to the blog:...

31 throngsman 01.08.17 9:06am