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Favourite Ever Story 1 Titus 1 month

For absolutely no reason whatever, I just want to say that in my opinion, the funniest story ever on here was after a South Korean ferry sank, tragically with much loss of life. The North Koreans...

ditto 0 blacklesbian 1 month
shit 0 blacklesbian 1 month
New here 7 Dr neurmann 1 month

I wonder if anyone knows if ther is a Top Ten list of favourite MP's? Id like to see who isnt on it...

HMS Parasite 8 Gerontius 1 month

That's a crap name for a new warship...

Rolf Harris - 2 38 AReader 1 month

I don't believe it. It's like having my childhood surgically removed without anaesthetic...

European Court Tells Google It Must Remove Anonymous Tags From Newsbiscuit 3 Titus 1 month
FFS 5 Gerontius 1 month
Stanley Baxter - still crazy after all these years 0 Gerontius 1 month

Delightful bit of old school storytelling from Stanley Baxter and Geoffrey Palmer., Nearly 90 y.ostill got it., http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04807hl...

Truebiscuit: Tragedy strikes - Jedward rescued from sandbank 4 bonjonelson 1 month

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-07-03/jedward-left-badly-shaken-after-sandbank-rescue/...

18 months for Coulson 3 Scroat 1 month

Another joke on the judicial system. Open prison, all mod cons no doubt...

MGM 5 NewBiscuit 1 month

In a world that (mostly) strives for equality, why is 'Female Genital Mutilation' all of a sudden the worst thing since the final solution, but 'Male Genital Mutilation' is completely unmentioned and...

A new thread? 16 Titus 1 month

Perhaps instead of (or as well as?) the Dead Pool, we ought to have the paedo pool...

Why can't I comment on the Ledbury trains FB post? 2 Scroat 1 month

I was going to suggest you form an action group like this. http://www.henleystandard.co.uk/business/business.php?id=1469937...

What happened to that Elvis impersonator who ran amok in Cornwall? 1 sydalg 1 month

Truebiscuit Dept: [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679183/Return-cinder-Face-Elvis-appears-barbecue-soot-charred-paving-stone-garden-bonfire.html]Did he end up immolating himself, by any...

A little bit of wee came out... 8 Scroat 1 month

I've just come across this expression - I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out - in 'Man Walks Into a Pub: a Sociable History of Beer' by Peter Brown. Was this one of AndhrĂ­mnir's or...

Who's turn is it to do the Andy Murray joke this year? 6 Scroat 1 month

Just asking...

What happened to that thread about meeting famous people? 9 Titus 1 month

Seems to have gone strangely quiet recently can't imagine why...

Catharsis is overrated 0 AReader 1 month

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=78386...

"Do you Know What It Is Yet?" Yes, Sadly, We Now Know Exactly What It Is. 1 Titus 1 month

Bring back transportation...

Where's the bunting - we have a new president! 8 riesler 1 month

A breakfast Cognac in celebration anyone? Our Dear Leader must be really miffed...

It's ironic that the national flag of that humourless nation Scotland is satire 3 Titus 2 months
wrong room 2 NewBiscuit 2 months

but it was really funny...

Glastonbury 22 Scroat 2 months

Well done Auntie. Blanket coverage all over the weekend starting tomorrow on BBC 3. Keep music live...

*polite cough* 4 Squudge 2 months

Re todays front page edit from 'Donut' to 'Doughnut' (for the GCHQ building). The americanism in the original is an advised 'in joke' (*cough* NSA *cough*) - but otherwise, thank you for allowing my...

TrueBiscuit 1 Smart Alex 2 months

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/irish-parliament-rejects-petition-to-send-father-teds-my-lovely-horse-to-eurovision-4778684/...

You saw it here first... 4 pinxit 2 months

For all you Eye readers the cartoon on page 8 of the latest issue may look vaguely familiar…...

Rebekah Brooks has been cleared of all charges in the phone-hacking trial. 15 Wrenfoe 2 months

how did that not stick?...

Feedback please? 13 AReader 2 months

The muse to write anything NIB length or longer visits me extremely rarely so I'd appreciate some constructive criticism on how to make it funnier and/or better. When I say construction criticism I...

Blue Cock 0 Titus 2 months

Reading the Eric Pickles ticker, I am inclined to suggest that it might have be better to leave the blue cock in place and install Eric Pickles on the other three plinths...