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George Galloway attacked 2 Scroat 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28992601 shock horror...

Quote from another satirical news website: 0 Titus 1 month

[quote]“This decision has been made in order to create the best show,” Cowell said, with the air of a man flogging a dead horse at the bottom of a barrel.[/quote] I hope Our Noble Masters will...

You know the world has gone mad when... 6 Scroat 1 month

A small tin of Heinz spaghetti hoops has a flash on the label saying it's one of your five a day. FFS!...

Oops - wrong room 0 deceangli 1 month
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I think I'll leave that debate...

Darwin Contender. 11 MADJEZ 1 month

Got to be up there. Giving a 9 y/o girl an Uzi and she then accidently shoots you with it. AND you're a firearms instructor to boot !...

Shaun Wright: 'I DO Take Responsibility - I Take Collective Responsibility'. 4 Titus 1 month

Yeah, right. In other words "I do not take responsibility." Wanker. Just go. NOW...

Truebiscuit: Giant panda fakes pregnancy ‘to receive nicer food'. 0 Adrian Bamforth 1 month

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/giant-panda-in-china-fakes-pregnancy-to-receive-nicer-food-and-roundtheclock-care-9693743.html...

M K Dons 3 Scroat 1 month

Nice one guys!...

a top of the pops open secret? 0 Dun Dunkin 1 month

many a true word.? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPxng_Fg_ek, this joke has more resonance now...

Biblical child abuse 11 beau-jolly 1 month

In the absence of any amusing News I though I may try and do something about historical abuse in biblical times (although I think it may have been done?) I did some quick research and googled "how...

New Tickers 0 Titus 1 month

Congratulaions, O Noble Masters, on some new and excellent tickers. Particularly like the Dignitas 'Kick Bucket' challenge!...

whoops, move along 3 cinquecento 1 month
Inspiration: Dave Allen on TV tonight. 1 Crayon 1 month

Dave Allen: The Immaculate Selection on BBC2 at 10pm tonight. Except for Northern Ireland (ironically) and Scotland. Love that man. Dave Allen, Douglas Adams and Viz Comic are probably why I'm here....

Apparently God saved him. 12 Al OPecia 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28885753 Not the highly trained and courageous teams of medics and nurses in a state of the art isolation ward aircraft, or the state of the art medical...

Pity our normally excellent FP editors cannot spell. 3 Titus 1 month

[quote]‘Our Flying Squad eye-in-the-sky package offers a discrete and professional service [/quote]...

FP effigy 3 Squudge 1 month

Lovely FP today Adrian. I can't find it on the subs list (or was too lazy to scroll down more than 3 pages) so can't offer belated starrage. Nice one though. I wonder who this week's bargain-bin...

Potholers Dream Flat 0 IABP 2 1 month

[url=http://www.lbc.co.uk/landlord-fined-for-renting-out-room-you-could-only-crawl-into-95893]Bijou[/url] Many a man has had to do some crawling to get back into their house...

Why no timescale now on NB chat threads? 15 Titus 1 month
First draft Labour Election manifesto 12 NewBiscuit 1 month

This isn't really ready for the writers' room, but happy for someone else to craft something funny out of it if so desired. I've seen an early draft of the Labour manifesto for May 2015. It says :...

Methinks the illiterates from computerland have penetrated newsbiscuit 8 Jim Garner 1 month

Whoever runs this site really ought to have a second look at it. F'rinstance, On the writers' room, there are stacks of posts, but with a lot of them, you click on the head to read the story --...

Quiet BBC editorial victory over Google 5 RobArmstrong 1 month

I love that a BBC article on Google's decision to remove certain links under the 'right to be forgotten' ruling contains links to every one of the articles. Fabulous...

Ah, happy daze 17 beau-jolly 1 month

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-DZd01R2Q]Remember this?[/url] Saves reading it. Looking forward to the September 1st bump...

Traffic alert 1 Robert Koch 1 month

Why is it that listening to radio in car is continually interrupted by traffic alerts from every two bit local station about a milk float going slow in Wickley , typically when i am interested in the...

Coated Truebiscuit - PhD on chocolate 3 IABP 2 1 month

http://www.jobs.cam.ac.uk/job/4702/...

Facebook helping people to tell the difference between real life and satire .. 3 Not Amused 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28834682]I haven't checked whether NB qualifies for the tag .. [/url]...

Is anyone watching the Commonwealth Games? 25 AReader 1 month

Me neither. Some of the sports are just jokes. Individual Ball, Individual Ribbon, Women's Synchronized 3m springboard, Men's 20km scratch race, Women's crosscountry Mountain bike...

The Weird Trophy Thread 7 IABP 2 1 month

http://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/sitepix/08_2014/federer-getty1808-630.jpg Looks like a vase crudely glued on to a two-handled jug...

Sense of humor failure by European athletics 3 godly1966 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/athletics/28797655 But he still won!...

Alcohol Warning - 2 37 beau-jolly 1 month

Grrrr! This proposed legislation is SO annoying as it is indiscriminate. Like the "Smoke these and die" stickers on fags some idiot is proposing the same thing for booze. I was in a bargain shop...