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Before we start baying for Cameron's blood... 5 Scroat 1 month

Ponder the alternatives as leader: Theresa May! George Osborne!! Michael Gove!!! Jeremy Hunt!!!!...

Writer of the Month for May - rickwestwell - 2 36 editor 1 month

Many congratulations to rickwestwell who romped home to victory in the May Writer of the Month contest. Having looked good in the paddock for some time, rickwestwell finally proved his pedigree with...

Not wishing to be a pedant, but... 2 Lens Cap 1 month

The first line on the protest NiB seems grammatically all over the place shouldn't "The streets on central London today saw one of its largest ever protest marches" Be "The streets [i]in[/i] Central...

Fuck it 0 Squudge 1 month
Watching Family Guy thinking Lois is pretty hot...I know it's not just me... - 2 48 Pabst Blue Ribbon 1 month
Is Lenny Henry the only black man in the UK? 0 Robert Koch 1 month

you would think so, according to the Gruniard...

world cup salaries 7 Robert Koch 1 month

How much did our brave lads earn for that dismal performance in Brasil? never seen anything about how much they get for simply turning up and ponsing about in shorts for 90 mins. (not sure i...

Lovely, topical archive item 1 Sinnick 1 month

"Total, fcuk and UPS in joint sponsorship deal with England football team"...

Truebiscuit: football commentator 2 Sinnick 1 month

Padding out the broadcast: "by the way, there are still many people outside the stadium protesting about social inequality. Still, there's no social inequality inside the stadium" Erm...

I hate to complain but.. 2 cinquecento 1 month

.. the ticker is actually starting to smell...

Looks like Putin nailed it. 2 Al OPecia 1 month

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/12/opinion/putin-plea-for-caution-from-russia-on-syria.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0...

Any one got flies in their butter? 3 Robert Koch 1 month

hat tip to Primo Levi...

Grammar Nazi 6 Titus 1 month

"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores." [Hitler rubs chin] "So mine less." [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] “Yes?", _ _ _ (Hat tip to the person I nicked this off.)...

Lovely "Iraq ‘splitting along astrological lines’" archive! 3 rickwestwell 1 month

One of the best, shows how effective it is having the joke in the headline. Great stuff. Shame it's just down as "Newsbiscuit" - someone (JOF or someone on the editorial team of the day) should get...

Had a lovely red today B-J.. 3 Al OPecia 1 month

Dandelion Vineyards "Lionheart of the Barossa" Shiraz. Samuel Smiths "India Ale" as an appetiser...

Paxo 10 Scroat 1 month

Wasn't he great last night? Great way to go!...

Had a lovely BJ today Red... 3 MADJEZ 1 month

I'll get my coat...

Renewable energy : who is for ...who is against. - 2 30 Gerontius 1 month

Wind and tidal is free, so why are we not investing more?, Is it because there are fewer opportunities to shaft the consumer?, Nobody (as yet) owns the mineral rights to wind., Does anybody have...

Rooney injured in freak training ground accident 1 NewBiscuit 1 month

Wayne Rooney will play no further part in the 2014 world cup after a bizarre training ground accident has left him nursing a broken leg., A routine pre-match training went off the rails when Roy...

Titus, I saw this and thought of you! 4 beau-jolly 1 month

In a really nice way!, https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10338695_10152323196926492_1805444129015193762_n.jpg...

Truebiscuit (I think) 0 Sinnick 1 month

Love the quotations, even if they seem a little artificial: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/naked-woman-sunbathing-causes-car-3714840...

Wrong room 1 godly1966 1 month
TWAT OF THE WEEK - 23 63 Scroat 1 month

This would normally be on Friday, but George 'beer and bingo' Osborne has nailed the title already. Patronising prat...

Fruit Bowls' got Talent Apple next to a Pear 1 Thundi 1 month
hey, I made the ticker board 3 Robert Koch 1 month

as a rookie round here, i am overjoyed to make the ticker board today., For all you hardened hacks out there who have chalked up hundreds, this is almost as good when published my first weekly...

FP today 3 sponge finger 1 month

Wot no hat tips? Lovely job Gero but there are clear contributions from Squudge and an idea from Sir Lupus in there. (Was this the NAL/Ed's omission ?)...

A Good Opportunity to Bury Bad News 7 Titus 1 month

During this Footie Festival thingy:, - Aliens postpone invasion of Earth, - Asteroid swerves at last minute, - Jeremy Clarkson comes out, - Farage complains Of 'Intrusive Press Publicity', -...

Truebiscuit: Darwin Awards contender ! 10 MADJEZ 1 month

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1279799/two-teens-killed-in-sixth-floor-balcony-fall]Teens killed in 6th floor balcony fall.[/url] Reading the news, thought 'oh dear tragic accident' until I read the...

Teletubbies are back - but not as we know them 4 Gerontius 1 month

Teletubbies in TV comeback, The BBC has commissioned a new series featuring children’s favourite wackjobs., The series is to have a more ‘contemporary look’ with the characters now dabbling...

RIP Rik Mayall... 29 RobArmstrong 1 month

Shockingly sad...