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BBC headline today 3 NewBiscuit 1 month

reads "Two face genital mutilation charges". I was left trying to work out how these poor people ended up with two face genitals, and indeed sympathising with their attempts at mutilation. I'd...

So, what should be on the back of the new pound bit? 10 Midfield Diamond 1 month

I noticed that there's talk of a competition to determine the design and content of the 'Tails' side of the new pound coin. Any good (comedy) ideas? I'm thinking about the Canadian dollar, commonly...

BBC Phelps tribute.. 0 cinquecento 1 month

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lotusthrasher/1970484_10153909538770587_2026040159_n.jpg[/URL]...

"Actually, I hate figs" says God. 0 ghughesarch 1 month

"The Garibaldis Fred brought weren't really the best of gifts."...

Maybe I misunderstood the format 'rules', but isn't the idea of a ticker 26 dvo4fun 1 month

to fit all the joke into the headline?...

Bob Crow's obituary in the Telegraph 21 Ironduke 1 month

[url=http://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/10689458/Bob-Crow-obituary.html]You can almost hear the cheers![/url]...

Unfunny 'jokes' about Flight MH370... 23 Tripod 1 month

Strange to see so many unfunny tickers. It's like these 239 people have disappeared into some kind of limbo state (see ‘Schrödinger's cat’) where witless humour is suddenly OK rather than the...

We need to get whoever gave this statement to work here.. 3 Not Amused 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-26663093 ]Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil". [/url] 5 stars from me .. my...

NewsBiscuit Wins National Spam Site Of The Year Award 1 Titus 1 month

http://lasvegasfoodadventures.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/pankospam.jpg...

Concept for participation: 12 Ironduke 1 month

Basic ideasa university Boffin presents the formula for international relations ( much like occasionally we hear of formulas for which side a buttered slice of toast will land). The degree of...

Anything happened while I was away? 1 Scroat 1 month

Yesterday got back from Yorkshire via Aberystwyth. Bloody satnavs...

I think we should go on strike .. 1 Not Amused 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26614051]Bloody robots, coming over there, taking their jobs[/url]...

How does one play football in an annoying way? 1 ianslat 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-26609949...

I disagree with the comment above 3 bonjonelson 1 month

That should be clear...

It's Evacuation day in Boston today - not Saint Patrick's Day 2 rikkor 1 month

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evacuation_Day_(Massachusetts) And, it has nothing to do with digestion...

And now some good news on death... 1 Oxbridge 1 month

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/westboro-baptist-church-founder-fred-phelps-sr-on-the-edge-of-death-son-says/...

Salmond demands independence vote be overseen by Crimean Election monitors. More 0 Al OPecia 1 month
Adverts 24 Mr Orca 1 month

Sorry to break with tradition, but I cannot fucking stand adverts these days. I saw an advert the other day, which made me sit through an emotional rollercoaster of childhood/father moments to the...

Missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 found in box of Kellogg's Frosties 0 Mork 1 month
Ukranian Uranium 5 Rumour Control 1 month

I have been trying to work out a longer tongue twister, these two alone are hard enough. It could involve Chernobyl, Global Warming or Uranium deposits which exist in the region...

Been away. Did I miss anything? 14 beau-jolly 1 month

Had a nice short break in Budapest with my younger daughter, thankyou. Now, what have I missed?, Can you point me to the best flounce/catfight?, Who killed Bob Crow?, Has DLT been hung yet?, Has...

You could have made two sane and honest men ... 0 Titus 1 month

out of two famous Labour party Tonys, with a bit of personality redistribution. Perhaps "Tony Blend"?...

sleepy Biscuit posts in wrong room - 2 35 Squudge 1 month

nothing to see here - move along...

To Ed and team 4 Perks 1 month

Lovely touch with Saturday's archive piece and byeline. One year on but still talked about and remembered fondly, http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/09/darth-vader-joins-fathers-for-justice/...

Rock the Kazhbar , new CD release from Tony Blair and his Middle East Quartet 0 Robert Koch 1 month

Featuring the sexy new release: weeping men dance, a sultry new ballad that is guaranteed to move the house in 45 minutes, widely known as WMD., Tour dates announced soon. is there any mileage in...

For nice admin lady 0 throngsman 1 month

I suspect this item on the writers room may have dodgy links http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=73496...

Truebiscuit - We can't compete with Dead Badgers ! 0 MADJEZ 1 month

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1224983/kelly-brooks-boyfriend-crashed-van-of-badgers]Kelly Brooks boyfriend crashed van of badgers[/url]...

UKIP national anthem? 2 Son of Barnabas 1 month

I just rediscovered this gem from the brilliant Flanders and Swann: [url=http://www.nyanko.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fas/anotherhat_song.html]A song of patriotic prejudice[/url]...

Guest? 1 antharrison 1 month
"Starsi" To Be Introduced By NB To Supervise Awards And To Prevent Any Dissent 0 Titus 1 month