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Left alert

What kind of article makes a good left alert. Don't see many going up, are they longer articles, written in a different kind of style. Anyone know what the editors are looking for? Cheers...

5 NaffLaff 01.07.17 7:23am
Sinnick
More full throated support for safe accommodation from the Tories. - 2

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-cameron-i-will-kill-off-safety-culture-6285238.html...

38 Al OPecia 30.06.17 8:05pm
throngsman
Latest US Embassy Visa Guide

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDfkn1SXcAM3-KP.jpg...

0 Dick Everyman 29.06.17 1:58pm
Dick Everyman
Meanwhile, over the border...

[url=http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/28/sport/eric-trump-opens-new-turnberry-golf-course/index.html]Eric Trump opens Turnberry golf course[/url] with a bunch of Scottish Turncoats...

3 Dick Everyman 29.06.17 5:08am
Gerontius
Editorial Team Cheating

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/06/26/terrorist-loving-tories-create-coalition-of-chaos-dail-mail-somehow-doesnt-say-more-soon/ No quibble with the content, which is funny, but unfair that Our...

6 Titus 28.06.17 3:34pm
sydalg
How come all the funny posts are on here ...

and all the unfunny ones are in the Writers' Room? Compare (or rather, contrast) http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=112710 with http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=112625...

1 Titus 28.06.17 2:14pm
Tristan Shout
Luftwaffe pilot

I thought it was going to be his son retracing his father's footsteps, But no., It's the actual guy, 95 YEARS OLD, What is he on..could we get him to advise the NHS, I'd be happy to look that...

0 Gerontius 28.06.17 9:40am
Gerontius
TrueBiscuit: Woman drowns during bukkake porn filming

http://www.sundayregister.com/tragedy-popular-jav-actress-drowns-filming-bukkake-scene-tokyo/ I'm sure the gags write themselves but don't let that stop you...

10 Oxbridge 28.06.17 9:21am
NotNowCato
Hotpoint.

Seeing as Hotpoint has now managed to kill more people this year than the 5 most recent terrorists (ISIS and Welsh) combined, isn't it time we switched our War on Terror to a War on White Goods?...

4 bonjonelson 27.06.17 7:25pm
Titus
Using public funds to enable the Conservatives to have a majority ???

That's not right, is it ? Public funds to implement a party's policies - yes, that's how the country's run. But, using them to bribe the voters of another party to join them ? Surely there's a...

15 Sinnick 27.06.17 6:24pm
Mick Turate
I’ve been working at Glastonbury …

I won’t bore everyone with the details of my brilliant 5 days but here’s one thing that may amuse you: In my role as one of the steward supervisors, I use a radio. Whenever you start a shift,...

4 Midfield Diamond 27.06.17 4:01pm
riesler
Clerihew Corner

Prime Minister May,, Is in a terrible way,, Despite her misdirection,, She lost the Election...

5 Al OPecia 26.06.17 9:21pm
Al OPecia
What would you do?

Just watched a US programme with a common situation (on TV and in films) where the bad guy has a good guy held with a knife to the throat and multiple good guys have guns on the bad guy. It's usually...

14 throngsman 25.06.17 9:01pm
Crayon
Is there a mass Darwin award?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-40396036 Now it's of course awful that 140 people get burned alive.but.. FFS, they were apparently phoning up friends and family to get over to the crashed...

2 cinquecento 25.06.17 7:36pm
Dick Everyman
Andrea Leadsom

Fuck me, what a moron, with a Capital MORON...

9 Al OPecia 25.06.17 7:34pm
Dick Everyman
Once again survey of least popular names is topped by Icarus, Narcissus & Adolf 7 ronseal 24.06.17 9:56pm
Gerontius
sorry 2 cinquecento 24.06.17 5:05pm
cinquecento
What is your least impressive boast?

Following on from the success of the least impressive celebrity encounter, what is your least impressive achievement? Can it compete with my Butlin's cup for diving off the top board in 1965?...

17 riesler 24.06.17 1:37pm
bonjonelson
Just been to a heartening talk by A.C.Grayling - Brexit is off! - 2

Fab stuff. The wheels have fallen off of the Brexit bus. Watch this space!...

47 Al OPecia 24.06.17 8:56am
Al OPecia
Remainers To Celebrate Anniversary Of Independence Day By Demanding A Recount 4 Titus 24.06.17 8:33am
Titus
'Run Over By a Bus'

Why do people, when discussing an unexpected demise or the possibility thereof, frequently mention 'being run over by a bus'? I recognise that buses are large and that being run over by one could...

0 Titus 24.06.17 8:11am
Titus
UK Brexit Negotiating Team assemble for a photoshoot.

http://www.kcpride.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/keystonekops.jpg...

1 Al OPecia 24.06.17 7:11am
Sinnick
What happened to the Day of Rage ...

when The People were going to rise up against the oppressive elite / Ruling Classes and by opposing, end them? Did it shut down London? What [i]did[/i] happen? Has there been an organised cover-up...

8 Titus 24.06.17 7:09am
Titus
what is 'terrorism' as opposed to 'hate crime', 'racism' etc. ?

I think dictionary definitions have been left behind, and certainly in the US there are court cases which may clarify there 'Terrorism' seems to have become loaded with a PR overtone. To my mind,...

16 cinquecento 23.06.17 8:49pm
throngsman
Corbyn & May: Which is the Rock, and Which is the Hard Place?

Which is the lesser of the two wevils?...

3 Titus 23.06.17 4:56pm
cinquecento
Has this site always been like this?

Both left and right baiting each other? "Fuck you." "No fuck you!" It's so very boring What you lot need to realize is both the left and right are as bad as each other. Full stop...

22 Mr Charley 23.06.17 11:50am
cinquecento
Arse!

Mind you couldn't get into writer room just now. Full of sub...

2 beau-jolly 23.06.17 11:45am
beau-jolly
Welsh Film Puns

Not sure if already been done, but in case not, here we go, fun in the sun Dai Hard, Pale Rhayader, The Cruel Swansea, Moldfinger, Silent Rhyl, Dial M for Merthyr, How the haverfordwest was...

22 NotNowCato 22.06.17 10:44pm
Mr Target
Have you noticed that every country has its 'indigenous' people? At some stage -

- they must have had a massive empire. Oh yeah, they don't mention that do they?...

0 ronseal 21.06.17 7:02pm
ronseal
Next PM?

I think most agree that May will not be allowed to enter another General Election. So, who are our odds on favorites? Corbyn has a good chance, provided the Conservatives do not rally behind a 'safe...

21 Wrenfoe 21.06.17 9:55am
Ironduke