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What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23202122 655 The All New Jeni B 1 month

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

I hate to complain but.. 2 cinquecento 1 month

.. the ticker is actually starting to smell...

Looks like Putin nailed it. 2 Al OPecia 1 month

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/12/opinion/putin-plea-for-caution-from-russia-on-syria.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0...

Any one got flies in their butter? 3 Robert Koch 1 month

hat tip to Primo Levi...

Grammar Nazi 6 Titus 1 month

"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores." [Hitler rubs chin] "So mine less." [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] “Yes?", _ _ _ (Hat tip to the person I nicked this off.)...

Lovely "Iraq ‘splitting along astrological lines’" archive! 3 rickwestwell 1 month

One of the best, shows how effective it is having the joke in the headline. Great stuff. Shame it's just down as "Newsbiscuit" - someone (JOF or someone on the editorial team of the day) should get...

Had a lovely red today B-J.. 3 Al OPecia 1 month

Dandelion Vineyards "Lionheart of the Barossa" Shiraz. Samuel Smiths "India Ale" as an appetiser...

Paxo 10 Scroat 1 month

Wasn't he great last night? Great way to go!...

Had a lovely BJ today Red... 3 MADJEZ 1 month

I'll get my coat...

Renewable energy : who is for ...who is against. - 2 30 Gerontius 1 month

Wind and tidal is free, so why are we not investing more?, Is it because there are fewer opportunities to shaft the consumer?, Nobody (as yet) owns the mineral rights to wind., Does anybody have...

Rooney injured in freak training ground accident 1 NewBiscuit 1 month

Wayne Rooney will play no further part in the 2014 world cup after a bizarre training ground accident has left him nursing a broken leg., A routine pre-match training went off the rails when Roy...

Titus, I saw this and thought of you! 4 beau-jolly 1 month

In a really nice way!, https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10338695_10152323196926492_1805444129015193762_n.jpg...

Truebiscuit (I think) 0 Sinnick 1 month

Love the quotations, even if they seem a little artificial: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/naked-woman-sunbathing-causes-car-3714840...

Wrong room 1 godly1966 1 month
TWAT OF THE WEEK - 23 63 Scroat 1 month

This would normally be on Friday, but George 'beer and bingo' Osborne has nailed the title already. Patronising prat...

Fruit Bowls' got Talent Apple next to a Pear 1 Thundi 1 month
hey, I made the ticker board 3 Robert Koch 1 month

as a rookie round here, i am overjoyed to make the ticker board today., For all you hardened hacks out there who have chalked up hundreds, this is almost as good when published my first weekly...

FP today 3 sponge finger 1 month

Wot no hat tips? Lovely job Gero but there are clear contributions from Squudge and an idea from Sir Lupus in there. (Was this the NAL/Ed's omission ?)...

A Good Opportunity to Bury Bad News 7 Titus 1 month

During this Footie Festival thingy:, - Aliens postpone invasion of Earth, - Asteroid swerves at last minute, - Jeremy Clarkson comes out, - Farage complains Of 'Intrusive Press Publicity', -...

Truebiscuit: Darwin Awards contender ! 10 MADJEZ 1 month

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1279799/two-teens-killed-in-sixth-floor-balcony-fall]Teens killed in 6th floor balcony fall.[/url] Reading the news, thought 'oh dear tragic accident' until I read the...

Teletubbies are back - but not as we know them 4 Gerontius 1 month

Teletubbies in TV comeback, The BBC has commissioned a new series featuring children’s favourite wackjobs., The series is to have a more ‘contemporary look’ with the characters now dabbling...

RIP Rik Mayall... 29 RobArmstrong 1 month

Shockingly sad...

Oops, wrong room 2 Lens Cap 1 month

Nothing to see here...

Netherlands / Spain 11 Yikes 1 month

Great comedy! Make the Spanish think they are going to win then score a million goals. And crown it with a slapstick routine from the Spanish goalie!...

Mark Carney or James Bond? 1 Robert Koch 1 month

who is the new head of Bank of England? anyone else think the photo in the Indie is surprising in the similarity?...

Next year................. - 23 88 Scroat 1 month

Wouldn't it be great if the Kippers made major inroads at the general election - maybe a couple of MPs? a - it would be hilarious b - so much scope for us here. Bring it on! And while I'm on, the...

Writers' pubs 0 beau-jolly 1 month

Following on from the pubs to visit before you die, here's a top 10 of writers' favourites. With the obvious exception of the Cheese how many have you soaked up., I have not managed the Cheese but...

Just phone it in 0 J Vine 1 month

That was Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac. Now the subject for todays phone, will Scotland vote for independence and how will it effect global warming? We've already heard from Lou in Stoke who said...

Football related 6 Scroat 1 month

Can't remember what Henry Thierry did to provoke so much ire that his Wikipedia entry was amended thus, but it must have been Very Naughty. Anyone remember?...

Truebiscuit : Recall website recalled ! 5 MADJEZ 1 month

[url=http://www.recalluk.com/news/recalluk-website-to-close.aspx]www.recalluk.com[/url]...