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It's those bastard squirrels 3 Sinnick 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30456869]Squirrels cause Climate Change[/url] They're up to something, I'm sure of it:...

TWAT OF THE YEAR 6 Scroat 1 month

So much competition. But he must win hands down. http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=84711...

Wouldn't it be nice.... 0 throngsman 1 month

If Sony released 'The Interview' free of charge to the world on the internet in Christmas Day to let the world decide who calls the shots? They could password protect it and let everyone 'hack' it. ...

Women now equally free to devote lives to the service of imaginary hypocrite 1 Adrian Bamforth 1 month
Well, I'M not scared of having my computer hacked if I take ... 3 Titus 1 month

the piss out of North Korea and its chubby little leade¬¬¬?>¬¬¬///////¬¬¬\/\/¿؟)¿؟)?¿؟)¬¬¬¬¬¬///|^...

B*****ds beat me to it. 0 Adrian Bamforth 1 month

Supermarket employees call surprise Christmas truce My version:, Seasonal workers across Essex yesterday walked out of their stores to meet their counterparts in a touching display of camaraderie...

This is fun. 1 Ted King 1 month

[url=http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html?m=1]He's not the Messiah[/url]...

How do you do it? 2 Iroquois Pliskin 1 month

I guess the old 5 star system is open to interpretation, but I roll with this: 0 Didn’t see it, or didn’t ‘get’ it, 1 Terrible / Doesn’t work / In very poor taste / Mean, 2 Sloppy /...

Oi. Nice Admin Lady. I'm not nickb! 14 antharrison 1 month

He is very funny but is not me (in fact he's much funnier that me). Just saying! I won't even mention the mug. Oops I just did...

Hypothetical: Supposing Scotland narrowly says no.... - 2 33 AReader 1 month

do you think that the people who voted yes will go home quietly?...

Man Makes Unfunny Post about Non-News Story - Gets No Stars Or Feedback 2 Titus 1 month

(Don't spoil it ...

Politicians! You think you've heard it all, until... 2 Scroat 1 month

Someone on the Toady Programme boasts about reducing spending on housing allowances. Surely if we have any vestiges of humanity about us, we should be applauding those who spend more on those in...

Hooray! Some new tickers at last! And good ones, too. 1 Titus 1 month

Congratulations to all concerned...

UK military advisors being sent to Iraq 0 bonjonelson 1 month

Judging by the photo I think they are certainly needing some advice. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30464272...

Water bills to fall to more than they are now 5 throngsman 1 month

Just reading the BBC - apparently Ofwat have reported that water bills are to fall by an average of 5% not including inflation by 2020. So they might fall upwards, defying fiscal gravity?...

Put it in your diary 8 Scroat 1 month

I think Nigel Farage and Russell Brand are on Newsnight on Thursday. Hara-kiri afterwards?...

Princess Ann almost thrown to the Lesbians 0 Dick Everyman 1 month

[url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/sandi-tosvig-fired-from-hosting-save-the-children-in-1994-because-organisers-didnt-want-princes-ann-to-meet-a-lesbian-9892744.html]Princess Ann saved...

I think the sunglasses are a nice touch.... 2 Al OPecia 1 month

otherwise everybody would recognise her. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30439913...

Should have gone for the lower amount. 11 Lens Cap 1 month
Goodbye everyone the big wind is coming. - 2 38 godly1966 1 month

Should Armageddon arrive later tonight \ tomorrow morning I would just like to say goodbye to everyone., PS. I think our Scottish contributors ( jeni) should set up some sort of refugee camp for us...

Can't believe Gordon Brown is being lauded as some sort of political genius - 2 32 Scroat 1 month
Not so " Premier Foods" 12 godly1966 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30338663 I'm thinking of writing to them asking for 70 thousand pounds or they can stuff there Angel Delight up there arses. I won't be buying it...

OK - so which of you guys wrote this one? 0 Ugi_Again 1 month

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/dec/07/champagne-house-of-lords-reform-taxpayer...

Gideon 6 Scroat 1 month

I have much more trust in the BBC than in Gideon. His attack on the Beeb smacks either of desperation or arrogance. Desperation to detract from his message, or arrogance in thinking that anybody who...

Gangnam Style 4 NewBiscuit 1 month

Apparently this has now been played somewhere north of 2 billion times on Youtube., If we assume that it is watched to the end by one person each per play, it adds up to about 17,000 years of human...

Remembering Jeremy Thorpe... Peter Cook style. 0 MADJEZ 1 month

Little before my time, but Peter Cook's take on the Jeremy Thorpe trial, is still hilarious today (even if we don't who he's on about). [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi-agPf95M]Judge...

Truebiscuit : that whisky whiff... 0 Redben01 1 month

"no officer it's not on my breath," http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-30292083...

Have a look at this sofa... 2 Ted King 1 month

[url=http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/01/dare-you-gaze-upon-the-worst-sofa-in-the-world/]Sofa[/url], Those pink bits on the back - do they remind you of anything?...

delete 1 bonjonelson 1 month
"Bah Humbug" 15 Titus 1 month

is getting a bit hackneyed as a seasonal greeting. May I propose, instead, cards which say "[i]Christmas is coming - get over it[/i]" (A picture of a stale holly-and-mistletoe-flavoured mince pie...