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Tories Insist They are Tough on Banking as Cameron Vows to Target Food Banks 0 paulo 1 month

David Cameron has pledged that the Tory party will demonstrate its transparency by refusing to accept donations from anyone discovered obtaining caviar and truffles from food banks...

On "The Big Questions" this morning.. 6 Al OPecia 1 month

..there was a question "are tattoos acceptable? Some utter loony said no because our bodies don't belong to us they belong to God (He must really like cancer), and a Muslim convert commentator said...

Greece Forced Over Cliff Edge But Still Doesn't Fall Down 1 Titus 1 month

The economy of Greece and its continued membership of the Eurozone are reminiscent of the classic cartoon situation where a struggling charcter is forced to retreat backwards off a cliff but...

Who should you vote for? - 2 32 beau-jolly 1 month

While on the subject of who are the least bastardly, This is an intersting test. [url=https://www.politicalcompass.org/test]HERE[/url] I answered honestly and expected to come out in the top right...

Doubting my sanity... 0 Loundshay 1 month

The faulty router I sent back to my ISP provider 5 months ago reappeared here the other day. I rang them to ask why and I was told that when I sent it back I didn't say who it was from so they were...

Just thought you might like to know the latest in my part of the world 17 Oxbridge 1 month

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/11782493.Court_hears__bored__man_committed_lewd_act_in_Asda_car_park/...

I didn't know skulking was a crime 2 ronseal 1 month

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/11793118.Man_in_ski_mask_seen_skulking_around_East_Molesey/...

Pisco anyone? 20 beau-jolly 1 month

I've just got some Pisco El Gobernador in the shop for a laugh. I'm going to have to liberate a bottle tonight as I've never drank it before., Anyone ever drank Pisco in Peru or Chile? If so can...

Here we go...blame the fatties! 6 Dick Everyman 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31464897]Easy targets[/url] IMHO not the kind of Fat Cats Cameron should really be concerned about...

Australia to enter Eurovision. 11 godly1966 1 month

As Australia is now allowed to enter Eurovision, yes it's true. I was thinking maybe ISIS should be allowed in. But what could the Islamic State sing any ideas. I am sure there is a sub in this if...

Party slogans 0 Sinnick 1 month

N Korea has just published a list of patriotic slogans:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31446387 I rather like their sports strategy: "Play sports games in an offensive way, the...

From the Archives 1 Titus 1 month

I just want to place on record my appreciation of the "from the Archives" section of the [i]NewsBisciuit[/i] Home Page. Always some brilliant, timeless pieces on there which we can enjoy all over...

Police hold suspected arsonist over fire 7 Smart Alex 1 month

Don't you just love headlines like this? http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/15/oxfordshire-fires-believed-work-arsonists-district-council good way to get someone to confess though...

TrueBiscuit from Tamworth B&Q 8 Oxbridge 1 month

http://www.tamworthherald.co.uk/Staff-B-Q-store-Tamworth-told-read-Fifty-Shades/story-26001945-detail/story.html#wTMCSKUMFebMLvoZ.01...

Which of these would you wish on your worst enemy? 6 ianslat 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31354223]Tory charity auction[/url]...

Greengrocer's in the House's of Parliament? 2 Midfield Diamond 1 month

I've just booked a guided tour of the Houses of Parliament at half term. My ticket invites me to add an Afternoon Tea to the tour, saying, 'Set in the grandeur of the riverside terrace, delight in...

IS Obligingly Reveal What They Most Need (£2M) And Most Fear (Air Strikes) 4 Titus 1 month

So we know exactly what to ensure they are deprived of, and what to do more of. (Posted here because is it is more of an observation than a spoof news story.)...

I'll say one thing for Clark Carlisle - anyone that can tackle a lorry....... 3 ronseal 1 month

must be pretty fucking hard...

Truebiscuit 1 riesler 1 month

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/06/owl-attacks-joggers-and-steals-their-hats Love the comment about the superb-owl...

Truebiscuit: OK to smack your children, just not in the face ! 0 Not Amused 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31163219]Pope showing his humanity [/url] I especially like The Pope said: "One time, I heard a father in a meeting with married couples say 'I...

A new low? - 2 37 Gerontius 1 month

29 of the 31 entries on the current page are tickers., Three or four are mildly amusing at best., Is this it from now on?, Nothing but shit tickers., Is that the height of ambition nowadays?...

NIBs with PICS a new dawn? 5 Dick Everyman 1 month

Just an observation ;0) Has this been done before?...

Church oppose ivf treatment over 'ethical' concerns 2 Robert Koch 1 month

Sadly, 3 way IVF wont be able to cure Anglicans of numbing stupidity...

Police to enter crime scene in Turner Prize 7 1 month

OK - so initially posted this here instead of writier's room. Sorry - first time submitting. Would delete from chat room but cannot see how. What a great start...

Views on the intrusive FP adverts 4 throngsman 1 month

There's been a number of FP adverts recently that cover the whole page and force you to scroll around to close it down. Not sure what it's for, possibly Channel 5 but maybe not - I'm too busy trying...

Forces Of Scottish State Poised To Sweep South 2 Titus 1 month

Having declared a 'Jock Hard' (usually referred to as a "J'Hard") against the soft southern infidels, the SNP now plans to establish a Caledoniphate. They have already banned music, replacing it...

Was it me, or did the site keep falling over? 9 Al OPecia 1 month
Brian Blessed pulls out of King Lear 1 Not Amused 1 month

I am sure I shouldn't laugh but I did.. can we nominate the BBC for a ticker (just to clarify, I'm not laughing because of his illness of course ! )...

Relatives of yours, Kevin? 0 Titus 1 month

https://www.dropbox.com/s/m2y3fj1f1fl08cc/Dance%20of%20the%20Cygnets.mp4?dl=0...

There has to be some mileage in the "Churches oppose three-person baby plan" 0 Al OPecia 1 month

story - "Churches turn backs on Son and Holy Ghost"? Any offers? And I see that the BBC has posted a story "[i]Brian Blessed pulls out of King Lear on doctor's orders[/i]" I'm not sure it needs any...