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Is it April 1st already ? 'NZ gnome thefts fund meth trade !'

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39040176]Gnome Thefts fund the Meth trade.[/url] Maybe it's the gnomes that are making it...

0 MADJEZ 21.02.17 5:44pm
MADJEZ
Kevin's causing trouble again ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-39038175...

1 Sinnick 21.02.17 3:53pm
Midfield Diamond
What was your school nickname and why?

Mine was Womble. I had a sticker of Orinoco on my briefcase (yeah, really) in 1st form at the local Grammar school...

13 Oxbridge 21.02.17 11:47am
beau-jolly
Stoke, Copeland & The Tories

Given that (1) for obvious reasons, it is very much in the interests of the Conservatives that Corbyn should still be leader of the Labour party at the next general election (2) the Conservatives...

6 Titus 21.02.17 11:33am
beau-jolly
Today I'm going to post only in the style of The Canary...

and the mainstream media are ignoring it!...

0 Adrian Bamforth 21.02.17 11:19am
Adrian Bamforth
Satirical News Website To Be Re-Named As New'sBi'scuit 0 Titus 20.02.17 6:49pm
Titus
Press Release

At 6pm this evening, Greengrocery Aisle was relieved of his duty’s and no longer represents the etho’s of the NewsBiscuit online shop. We thank all our customers’ for their patient’s and...

2 Merchandising Manager 20.02.17 6:48pm
Merchandising Manager
Don't you just feel sorry for Jon Sopel?

He deserves a day off, but the Trumpshit just keeps coming. Another day, another press conference, and more abuse and wingeing from the fountainhead of excrement, the screaming shitmonkey that is the...

18 Scroat 20.02.17 2:57pm
Titus
At last Trump gets some international support

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-africa-38853607]Mugabe backs Trump[/url] (scroll down to get to the Mugabe story)...

1 Sir Lupus 20.02.17 2:00pm
Sinnick
UKIP result in Stoke 'Will be fundamental'

It may indeed be so - and not necessarily to UKIP's advantage...

0 Titus 19.02.17 10:13pm
Titus
How you noticed how foreigners use ridiculously long words for everything?

When I go abroad, I always make an attempt to speak the local language. Not out of respect, obviously, I just find it helps me get better service. But John and Juanita foreigner use such long...

28 ronseal 19.02.17 11:13am
Golgeau Treize
GP or not GP - 2

Just listening to something on the wireless about going to the GP or A&E. I try and avoid both if I can however I was nagged into doing something about the fact I haven't been able to bend one of...

58 beau-jolly 18.02.17 12:07pm
Paralytic
Just noticed, I had a front page yesterday. Thanks Editor, who ever you are!

It still means something you know. This accolade isn't just about me (translation: this is all about me) I'd like to thank the people who made this possible (translation: I'm going to name check as...

7 ronseal 18.02.17 12:01pm
beau-jolly
The Last Trump

I wanted to make up a witty story revolving around the biblical reference to "the final trump" but I should have known better in the case of anything relating to the bible and involving America - I...

5 Titus 18.02.17 11:30am
beau-jolly
Never put your daughter on the stage...

I thought I'd dip my toes into the murky pool of stand-up comedy. This is what a cobbled together last night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwGLmg6EccY&feature=youtu.be I have no plans to...

29 Wrenfoe 18.02.17 8:54am
Al OPecia
NoobBiscuit

I sometimes wonder whether we ought to have a section called 'NoobBiscuit' where newcomers could be welcomed in a slightly more tranquil environment, protected at least initially from the full force...

5 Titus 17.02.17 6:24pm
Iroquois Pliskin
(Fake post / wrong room) 2 Titus 17.02.17 4:12pm
Titus
Is Tony Blair part of a Tory sleeper cell?

Every time he opens his mouth UKIP & Cons pick up 5% in the polls...

5 Wrenfoe 17.02.17 4:12pm
Midfield Diamond
Cinemas prepare for The Blair WTF Project

whoops, wrong room but what the hell, I'll just leave it here as I'm all tickered up on this theme in any case...

0 cinquecento 17.02.17 12:27pm
cinquecento
Has Trump died/been assassinated already ?

He's not said or done anything mad for nearly a week now, I'm getting worried...

10 MADJEZ 17.02.17 7:58am
Grandson of Barnabas
UKIP: a busted flush?

UKIP may do moderately well in the forthcoming by elections but if so, it will do so powered by its previous momentum more than by anything else. How much further the party progresses in the future...

8 Titus 16.02.17 11:10pm
Sinnick
Any Takers?

http://submarious.com/7s!-l9k.Xlxa7Jq.roFvW_j3d-d_obh/-jradb!aH-8qL60x0QDTFC9gUvVqQOL5AXFVG...

1 Dick Everyman 16.02.17 10:23pm
throngsman
Just seen a trailer for 'The West Wing' on Sky

Pushing the box set, which I have (or had? Can I really trust these Sky engineers?) upstairs. Really recall enjoying the multiple series, although never watched the last few series. I think it...

2 throngsman 16.02.17 10:04pm
JETFAB
Samuel Johnson got it spot on...

'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel' he said. So that covers Cruella May, Paul Nutter and of course Donald Chump...

0 Scroat 16.02.17 6:12pm
Scroat
Rail Dispute

I wonder what the result would be if there were calculation of the cost difference between having or not guards shutting train doors, and a referendum of Southern Rail passengers as to whether they...

0 Titus 16.02.17 6:07pm
Titus
Letter to The Editor

Dear Editor, We the undersigned declare that we are not sockpuppets of Titus, nor are we knowingly related to Titus, and we want nothing to do with his views on anything. Signed: Justice for...

1 Justice for Satire 16.02.17 5:50pm
Titus
Really?

http://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/3229867/original/?width=425&version=3229867...

1 Al OPecia 16.02.17 5:39pm
Titus
Is my definition of 'complete propriety' different to UKIPs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-38985042...

1 throngsman 16.02.17 4:55pm
Titus
Oh, how lovely!

So pleased to find this site. I lived in Britain in the eighties (only the early ones) and still drink Typhoo with milk, here in Silicon Valley. We are sending [i]him[/i] over to you whenever the...

5 California 16.02.17 3:45pm
California
New Opposition Party

If a new opposition party were to come into existence to replace the late Labour party (bows head on respectful memory of the deceased) what would you like its slogan to be, what would you like it to...

19 Titus 16.02.17 3:29pm
Redben01