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Unfortunate Phrase in Beeb Story

Not sure if anyone else caught this, but in the [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8571935.stm]BBC story about the Mephedrone review[/url], National Association of Headteachers spokesman said "The...

1 Dai_Happy 18.03.10 9:35am
MADJEZ
A Lithuanian just tried to assault me with a blue-steel hard

Baltic penis. It hurts. Still...

1 rikkor 18.03.10 8:01am
bang2rights
Lazy Vatican making Mary wait...

If this turns out to be real then for shame on the Vatican for taking 30 years to get around to having a butchers at what's going on, [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8573576.stm[/url]...

3 thisisall1word 18.03.10 6:58am
sauce
There's a cartoon in today's Private Eye that looks familiar

Who did the gag about Dignitas/Smothering Sunday?...

1 StoopyDeGunt 18.03.10 12:05am
theumpire
Another fantastic headline...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8573178.stm The perils of using too much Cillit Bang?...

0 The All New Jeni B 17.03.10 8:04pm
The All New Jeni B
Can you post a headline as just a title?

Or do you need to put something in the 'Post' box too? Well, I'm guessing that you need to have something in 'post' because every time i forget I can not post it and going back loses the text...

1 thisisall1word 17.03.10 1:42pm
The All New Jeni B
The taties is all black. I think we're fecked.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. It's 170 years later. Are you sending relief soon? Awaiting your prompt response, I remain, Yours Truly, Seamus O'Drunky...

8 rikkor 17.03.10 1:09pm
ramblesid
In England we call this 'Sexual assault' or 'Attempted rape'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm...

3 fernandomando 17.03.10 11:54am
Scroat
Achilles FP - papagalos v papalopagos

Just curious but why change 'sick as a papagalos' to 'sick as a papalopagos'? Papalopagos is a very nice word but papagalos does translate as parrot (I think). Nice WAG work Oxbridge...

4 Ludicity 17.03.10 10:54am
Ludicity
Great Beckham FP Ludicity.

Was worried when yours popped up on Monday you'd pip me to the FP. Luckily the Beckham story will run and run and there's room for multiple angles...

1 MADJEZ 17.03.10 10:52am
Ludicity
Photo Quiz : Name as many famous faces as you can before the music runs out

Friday Night : Written and Performed by Robert 'Coops' Cooper, http://www.youtube.com/user/MrEdwardHack#p/a/u/0/xxvu_M3XQ7w...

6 edward hack 16.03.10 10:55pm
Scroat
Oldham calls off nuclear strike on Pakistan 0 roybland 16.03.10 10:14pm
roybland
Truebiscuit - Man assaulted female police officer with penis

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm...

9 simonjmr 16.03.10 8:56pm
The All New Jeni B
NEAT O

This week's wonderful winsome word is AARDVARK Entries in this thread please, by midday Saturday...

11 Scroat 16.03.10 5:12pm
edward hack
Idea for grabs

Working overtime at the mo so no time/energy to write [i]but[/i] there's a lovely juxtaposition today of Beckham's injury (well, not lovely for him, but this is NB) and a call for footie sperm donors...

5 sauce 16.03.10 1:17pm
John Square
Is this a new definition of irony?

I'm off to Kent in the morning for a course where the BBC will teach me how to report on a riot. Only this afternoon, live on air, I was reporting from a rundown area of Coventry and the glorious...

4 Mrblacker 16.03.10 1:18am
malgor
Supermarket beer

Latest favourite tipple is a heady mix of a can of Abbot Ale and a (smaller) can of Mackeson. The trick is to mix them in a jug about an hour before drinking. This gives the gas a chance to escape...

8 Scroat 15.03.10 10:58pm
rikkor
Buy diovan hct

Shouldn't this be on the subs page? I think the punchline could be stronger...

8 15.03.10 10:55pm
rikkor
Why? Eh?

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.33605 Did no one think this idea through?...

0 John Square 15.03.10 5:45pm
John Square
Nice Leaders' Wives FP Ludo 2 Des Custard 15.03.10 5:13pm
Ludicity
Beckham injury - hairdressing industry devastated. 0 Stan 15.03.10 1:23pm
Stan
Fine 'Torch bearing mob' FP Stoopy

Topical, funny, clever. Good stuff...

3 Des Custard 15.03.10 12:15pm
fun and games
TWAT OF THE WEEK

I'm out tomorrow, hence posting this now. Suggestions welcome...

6 Scroat 15.03.10 11:51am
simonjmr
moved

posted on the other thread...

1 Hunter F. Thompson 14.03.10 9:11pm
Hunter F. Thompson
NEAT-O (Stump) Result

Thanks to you all for your entries. You have confirmed my feelings that there are some macabre people out there. Simon – your mnemonics gave me a smile or two – but although a cricket stump...

4 theumpire 14.03.10 1:37pm
Scroat
Went to the recording of radio 4 sketch show last night

The producer of Recorded for Training Purposes (a radio 4 sketch show) emailed to say my sketch was in the running to be used. Of course, it wasn't. So getting off work and schlepping up into...

3 ronseal 14.03.10 11:32am
exigo
My ass hurts!

Not really. Just hoping to start a string of three thousand pointless back-and-forth pleasantries...

13 rikkor 13.03.10 8:13pm
PluckyMunky
My diflucan order all effed up.

I ordered the super-saver package for US$769. When it was delivered, no diflucan! all I got was 3 kilos of hospital-grade cocaine. What's up, Newsbiscuit?...

3 rikkor 13.03.10 4:08pm
thisisall1word
Drop-down list on the Tags page

Bottom left of the Tags page is a drop-down list - choice of Newsbiscuit, Chat or Writers' Room. This looks useful, but doesn't actually take you anywhere. If this is site under construction, where...

0 theumpire 13.03.10 4:44am
theumpire
Is NB getting spammed?

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? SPAM?* Those items are not in the Chat Room or in the Writers' Room. Only accessible by clicking the 'NEWSBISCUIT' link located after FORUM >> at the top of the page?...

7 malgor 12.03.10 11:32pm
malgor