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Trubiscuit: Jesus Marmite Christ

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm Foxsake- You'd have to be really really keen to see yourself in the papers to commit your family to the kind of ridicule that the quote [quote]We've...

8 John Square 10.03.10 6:37am
Hunter F. Thompson
You sub-literate baftards! It's ritters'!!!!

How long will it take you to get it wright? Search for every use of the word "riter" and variants on your site, and change it to wrighters' where appropriate. How hard is that?...

22 rikkor 09.03.10 11:49pm
rikkor
Another fine FP, Ludo.

I shake my gory locks in your general direction...

3 Stan 09.03.10 8:28pm
Genghis Cohen
Just checked out the Writer of the Month pics

In December barkbill looks positively flat chested - but come January he can be seen juggling with more than one cup., No wonder he has gone AWOL...

2 edward hack 09.03.10 5:25pm
sauce
Rikkor's right

Even with correct apostrophe usage, my heading could be read as 'Rikkor is right' or as being about his right (to complain, usually), but that's by the by. He is right that an excellent site that...

4 Des Custard 09.03.10 12:01pm
edward hack
excuse me, please: how do you delete items on here? 3 PluckyMunky 09.03.10 12:14am
rikkor
i know it's early days

but the new star sytem doesn't seem to be very discriminating. people tend to end up with 5s or nothing. nice to see it back, tho and thanks to mr editor and ms nice admin lady...

12 PluckyMunky 08.03.10 9:22pm
ramblesid
Internet access is 'a fundamental right'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8548190.stm, I wonder if we can now invade any country with limited dial-up services and liberate them from their oppressive leaders...

5 gaijintendo 08.03.10 4:53pm
edward hack
TWAT OF THE WEEK

Any nominations? Not me please...

23 Scroat 08.03.10 4:44pm
sauce
I'm trying to find....

the story about Tim Berners Lee being left on the train. Can anyone help please?...

3 Scroat 08.03.10 4:05pm
Scroat
It's full of stars!

Good work Administrators/ettes. Nice way to get the scores front and centre. Now the race is on to see if the scores will get used...

0 John Square 08.03.10 1:33pm
John Square
This is brilliant

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/07/today%e2%80%99s-british-male-%e2%80%98less-randy%e2%80%99-than-predecessors/ check it out - sadly very true...

0 edward hack 08.03.10 1:10pm
edward hack
Yo Stan! 4 Des Custard 08.03.10 12:08pm
Stan
RealBiscuit

I think this is priceless. It has everything. Cycling Nazis, Boy Scouts, the lot. Ace. http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8551000/8551491.stm...

0 Scroat 08.03.10 10:58am
Scroat
Only on the Isle of Wight...

A COUPLE who met while walking their dogs, John Blanchard and Valerie June Rose, were married on the bridegroom’s birthday, at Northwood House, Cowes. A COUPLE who met while working for the...

3 Scroat 08.03.10 10:08am
John Square
Neat O Result

In my naivity, I thought we'd be looking at suggestiveness here, possibly even Oooh Matron. Nothing prepared me for the sheer depravity that resulted. Although there were only six entries, the...

5 Scroat 08.03.10 6:55am
edward hack
Top marks for FP image format continuity.

Triptych portraiture is [i]so[/i] today...

2 malgor 08.03.10 1:22am
malgor
NEAT-O

Sunday 7th March:, The word for this week is STUMP. Entries, on a ten pound note, by next Saturday noon...

1 theumpire 07.03.10 3:37pm
MADJEZ
battenburg is very expensive now

not having bought one for a few years, we paid £1.69 for one in Tesco's this morning...

22 PluckyMunky 07.03.10 2:23pm
sauce
Trifecta!

FORUM » NEWSBISCUIT » WRITERS' ROOM, Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers Room From the "Chat Room" : Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writer's Room...

0 Hunter F. Thompson 06.03.10 9:23am
Hunter F. Thompson
Bournemouth

Latest news, please?...

5 sauce 06.03.10 2:40am
Jammydodgers
A Couple of items that might be of interest to aspiring comedy writers...

Sitcom Saturday RealDeal Theatre is looking for six 15-minute sitcoms for Sitcom Saturday, a professionally directed and acted script-in-hand rehearsed reading, open to the public, at Westminster...

2 editor 06.03.10 1:34am
Quaz
Writer of the Month - Des Custard

Congratulations to Des Custard of Tunbridge Wells who was the runaway winner of February's Writer of the Month, with a very impressive nine front pages, not to mention a NIB or two along the way. Des...

22 editor 05.03.10 11:14pm
brownpaperreporter
Lack of talent forces contributor to plead...

could someone with a bit of wit, intelligence, talent and flair do something with this, it's crying out for the NB treatment"US vote attacks Turkey 'genocide'" from the BBC website...

2 The All New Jeni B 05.03.10 6:18pm
brownpaperreporter
A blast from the past

I'd just like to say thanks to whoever posted my 'welsh language made up' story as a NiB. I wrote that ages ago and was pleasently surprised to see it resurrected - it's made my week. Seriously it...

0 Mrblacker 05.03.10 4:46pm
Mrblacker
Lovely FP Genghis - Praise the Lord

Resurrection soon...

2 Ludicity 05.03.10 3:34pm
Genghis Cohen
Mystery Behind Dinosaur Demise 'Revealed'

From Sky News. 'The asteroid - about the size of the Isle of Wight' ANYONE got time to play with this ??...

1 MADJEZ 05.03.10 3:11pm
allmyownstunts
The spokesman for the FAA was unavailable for comment this evening

as it's past 9pm on a school night. [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8547875.stm]Another case of NB predicting Truebiscuit? [/url] I have a vague recollection of something in a...

3 AdrianJ 05.03.10 1:59pm
MADJEZ
Corporate life

Friends- I have just come from my quarterly corporate lunch briefing, and I have this to share with you. As background, I work in the public sector, so none of what follows is because people were...

7 John Square 05.03.10 11:25am
andhrimnir
TrueBiscuit - The headline alone is quite brilliant !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8548473.stm...

8 Stan 05.03.10 8:09am
sauce