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18 months for Coulson 3 Scroat 3 weeks

Another joke on the judicial system. Open prison, all mod cons no doubt...

MGM 5 NewBiscuit 3 weeks

In a world that (mostly) strives for equality, why is 'Female Genital Mutilation' all of a sudden the worst thing since the final solution, but 'Male Genital Mutilation' is completely unmentioned and...

A new thread? 16 Titus 3 weeks

Perhaps instead of (or as well as?) the Dead Pool, we ought to have the paedo pool...

Why can't I comment on the Ledbury trains FB post? 2 Scroat 3 weeks

I was going to suggest you form an action group like this. http://www.henleystandard.co.uk/business/business.php?id=1469937...

What happened to that Elvis impersonator who ran amok in Cornwall? 1 sydalg 3 weeks

Truebiscuit Dept: [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679183/Return-cinder-Face-Elvis-appears-barbecue-soot-charred-paving-stone-garden-bonfire.html]Did he end up immolating himself, by any...

A little bit of wee came out... 8 Scroat 3 weeks

I've just come across this expression - I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out - in 'Man Walks Into a Pub: a Sociable History of Beer' by Peter Brown. Was this one of AndhrĂ­mnir's or...

Who's turn is it to do the Andy Murray joke this year? 6 Scroat 3 weeks

Just asking...

What happened to that thread about meeting famous people? 9 Titus 3 weeks

Seems to have gone strangely quiet recently can't imagine why...

Catharsis is overrated 0 AReader 3 weeks

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=78386...

"Do you Know What It Is Yet?" Yes, Sadly, We Now Know Exactly What It Is. 1 Titus 3 weeks

Bring back transportation...

Where's the bunting - we have a new president! 8 riesler 3 weeks

A breakfast Cognac in celebration anyone? Our Dear Leader must be really miffed...

It's ironic that the national flag of that humourless nation Scotland is satire 3 Titus 3 weeks
wrong room 2 NewBiscuit 3 weeks

but it was really funny...

Glastonbury 22 Scroat 3 weeks

Well done Auntie. Blanket coverage all over the weekend starting tomorrow on BBC 3. Keep music live...

*polite cough* 4 Squudge 3 weeks

Re todays front page edit from 'Donut' to 'Doughnut' (for the GCHQ building). The americanism in the original is an advised 'in joke' (*cough* NSA *cough*) - but otherwise, thank you for allowing my...

TrueBiscuit 1 Smart Alex 3 weeks

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/irish-parliament-rejects-petition-to-send-father-teds-my-lovely-horse-to-eurovision-4778684/...

You saw it here first... 4 pinxit 4 weeks

For all you Eye readers the cartoon on page 8 of the latest issue may look vaguely familiar…...

Rebekah Brooks has been cleared of all charges in the phone-hacking trial. 15 Wrenfoe 4 weeks

how did that not stick?...

Feedback please? 13 AReader 4 weeks

The muse to write anything NIB length or longer visits me extremely rarely so I'd appreciate some constructive criticism on how to make it funnier and/or better. When I say construction criticism I...

Blue Cock 0 Titus 1 month

Reading the Eric Pickles ticker, I am inclined to suggest that it might have be better to leave the blue cock in place and install Eric Pickles on the other three plinths...

Feed my funny 1 NewBiscuit 1 month

After a sleepy few weeks in the Writers' Room, one little nibble of news and suddenly the place is bristling with satire. It's nice to have some really good stories to sink your teeth into...

GIN 9 beau-jolly 1 month

I sure that none of you allowed last Saturday's World Gin Day to go by without wetting your lips. Gin is so in at the moment. I stock a few weird ones but wondered what recomendations you gin...

TrueBiscuit ! 6 Sinnick 1 month

Sometimes, the caption is just too easy: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248...

BBC breaking news 2 RobArmstrong 1 month

Does anyone else have the BBC news app? I suspect it's been hacked, I've just received a very strange breaking news alert about the NYPD and a lack of nudity in the new series of Game of Thrones!...

Miliband to replace Suarez as central attacker 0 Robert Koch 1 month
Labour's Owl Pledge 16 bonjonelson 1 month

Re-reading the tweet I think people have got the wrong idea about this. "Everybody should have his own owl." There is no promise the government will pay for this, only the threat that owl ownership...

Before we start baying for Cameron's blood... 5 Scroat 1 month

Ponder the alternatives as leader: Theresa May! George Osborne!! Michael Gove!!! Jeremy Hunt!!!!...

Writer of the Month for May - rickwestwell - 2 36 editor 1 month

Many congratulations to rickwestwell who romped home to victory in the May Writer of the Month contest. Having looked good in the paddock for some time, rickwestwell finally proved his pedigree with...

Not wishing to be a pedant, but... 2 Lens Cap 1 month

The first line on the protest NiB seems grammatically all over the place shouldn't "The streets on central London today saw one of its largest ever protest marches" Be "The streets [i]in[/i] Central...

Fuck it 0 Squudge 1 month