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You shouldn't laugh... 12 beau-jolly 3 weeks

No really you shouldn't but… I heard the other day about a wine trade colleague who is recovering from bowel cancer. At last he felt fit enough to get out and about but fell off a ladder while...

It was me. 3 godly1966 3 weeks

I have just marked the whole front page ( probably been a bit generous in some cases ) doesn't it look good with some gold stars on it...

Newsbiscuit Evening Virtual Piss-Up 29 Ironduke 3 weeks

Didn't we talk about doing this once?, I'm sat over by the log fire; Telegraph crossword, pint of Doom Bar, packet of Cheese and Onion, and the pub dog has wandered over to lie on my foot. I've got...

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Straight Pride 0 Sinnick 3 weeks

Are straights losing out ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-31639947 And the video - keep the English subtitles (unless you're fluent Portuguese):...

has something happened here? 19 cinquecento 3 weeks

haven't been around here for months, and it seems a tad quiet - has something happened? starved to death waiting for the ticker to change? deterred by the thought of vengeful homeopathists staging...

True Biscuit. But did she empty them first? 4 beau-jolly 4 weeks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html?ito=social-facebook...

TrueBiscuit: only in Norfolk 7 Sinnick 4 weeks

http://www.lynnnews.co.uk/news/local/200-fine-for-man-who-defecated-on-dead-hedgehog-1-3042853...

Party Political Broadcast 1 Titus 4 weeks

[i]There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the Sensible Party.[/i] Good evening. Vote for the Sensible Party! If the Silly Party get in, we will all perish. Thank you for...

Fullscreen Pop-up adverts 2 Sinnick 4 weeks

Anyone else getting really annoying fullscreen pop-up ads lately, only on NewsBiscuit ? I appreciate that this site needs adverts to pay for the server, etc, but in the last couple of weeks I've had...

Truebiscuit from Down Under 0 sydalg 4 weeks

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/paedophile-teacher-immortalised-in-school-memorial-with-the-words-he-touched-us-all-31018048.html...

Football Supreme 0 Titus 1 month

Congratulations on this! http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/24/christmas-to-be-moved-to-accommodate-qatar-world-cup/ After all, as has been officially announced some time ago: "Football is not a...

The Sting. 0 nickb 1 month

I was going to post a nib about Malcolm Rifkind now having time to perfect his version of The Entertainer for a remake of the Sting. Then I realised this would get the equivalent of blank looks...

'Swan Has Telecoms Problem' - a mate of yours, Kevin? 0 Titus 1 month

http://news.stv.tv/east-central/311508-injured-swan-rescued-from-telephone-cables-on-hamilton-drive-in-edinburgh/...

Great FP today by the NB team 8 throngsman 1 month

As it isn't in the Writer's room (as far as I can see) there's nowhere e3lse to award it stars...

Internet problems today ? 6 Sinnick 1 month

There seems to be a major problem with Norton anti-virus working (or otherwise) with Internet Explorer, [u]worldwide[/u]. It won't start up without crashing, even with no-add-ons etc According to...

JANUARY 20, 2015 NEWS (no thanks to God) 12 LuckyBiscayne 1 month

God is busy, busy. He is like the Secretary of State for the whole world! The decisions He has to make on a minute by minute basis must be staggering, but it's OK, right? He is God! January 20,...

TrueBiscuit - not for the squeamish 8 Oxbridge 1 month

http://sobadsogood.com/2014/11/30/woman-spends-month-knitting-her-vagina-Casey-Jenkins-casting-off-my-womb/#.VOYCwngjQcU.facebook...

The Sunday Smite and the Torygraph 6 Scroat 1 month

Time was, in the mid to late 60s, that The Telegraph was widely applauded as being a source for news. Sheer volume of news, with its own page three which had all the toff scandal stories. At the...

Apps 3 beau-jolly 1 month

Does anyone know what they are? Seriously I am well behind the curve here. I hardly have any apps on my phone but I did buy one this morning (No idea for how much) It's the latest version of Google...

B bloody T 9 beau-jolly 1 month

On Tuesday the 7th a team of BT chaps went down the manhole just down the road from my shop. They pulled out a load of obsolete cables to make way for new fibre optic ones. At the same time my...

Daily Boar 3 beau-jolly 1 month

OK, which one(s) of you is/are behind [url=http://thedailyboar.co.uk/]this[/url] ?...

Newsjack is back... 4 editor 1 month

Aspiring comedy writers - another chance to get your material broadcast on the BBC as the topical radio comedy show Newsjack returns....

Mrs Scroat has left the building 2 Scroat 1 month

She's at work all day, and I've got my office back. Well today at least...

Tories Insist They are Tough on Banking as Cameron Vows to Target Food Banks 0 paulo 1 month

David Cameron has pledged that the Tory party will demonstrate its transparency by refusing to accept donations from anyone discovered obtaining caviar and truffles from food banks...

On "The Big Questions" this morning.. 6 Al OPecia 1 month

..there was a question "are tattoos acceptable? Some utter loony said no because our bodies don't belong to us they belong to God (He must really like cancer), and a Muslim convert commentator said...

Greece Forced Over Cliff Edge But Still Doesn't Fall Down 1 Titus 1 month

The economy of Greece and its continued membership of the Eurozone are reminiscent of the classic cartoon situation where a struggling charcter is forced to retreat backwards off a cliff but...

Who should you vote for? - 2 32 beau-jolly 1 month

While on the subject of who are the least bastardly, This is an intersting test. [url=https://www.politicalcompass.org/test]HERE[/url] I answered honestly and expected to come out in the top right...

Doubting my sanity... 0 Loundshay 1 month

The faulty router I sent back to my ISP provider 5 months ago reappeared here the other day. I rang them to ask why and I was told that when I sent it back I didn't say who it was from so they were...

Just thought you might like to know the latest in my part of the world 17 Oxbridge 1 month

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/11782493.Court_hears__bored__man_committed_lewd_act_in_Asda_car_park/...