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Apologies for presence 7 Lindy Moone 2 weeks

I must apologize in advance for the time I will be spending here, stalking the other writers and bringing a swift end to threads with my comments, etc. (Also apologizing for being so needy as to...
Neat-O results - 3 FlashArry 2 weeks

So, the Neat-O summing up and awards ceremony comes around again. A special mention to Al and his shot from the hip a mere 7 minutes after the topic went up. There is an obvious gag about premature...
Factual Accuracy - 2 42 Arthur 2 weeks

I find myself irritated by a recent spate of NewsBiscuit contributors writing Popeye's girlfriend's name as Olive Oil. Please note that the correct spelling is Olive Oyl. NewsBiscuit contributors...
Why do you visit Newsbiscuit? - 234 104 B.E.P. 2 weeks

There seems to be a bit of a downer at the moment, so I thought it would be good to know why people visit NB, and why people sub on NB. Until I forgot my password, I would sub on NB to try and...
Brilliant educational opportunity 1 nickb 2 weeks

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/431861_10151690124164283_336717192_n.jpg...
Shedstore 8 Titus 2 weeks

Thanks to Smart Alex, I see we are now getting shed advertisements...
Hello Wrenfoe's Mum 22 Sinnick 2 weeks

I just thought I should say that he's being a very good boy so far. Not being rude and definitely no swearing. He eats up all his tea and doesn't drink too much. I just thought you'd like to know,...
This Week's Winner 0 Arthur 3 weeks

http://i1348.photobucket.com/albums/p733/ArthurBiscuit/rigby_family_telegraph_zps1b5f12e5.jpg This week's winner of our Spot-the-Deliberate-Mistake competition is Kevin Albright of Matlock, who...
Dr. Who 3 Scroat 3 weeks

Watched last week's Doctor Who last night. It's getting increasingly more difficult to understand - perhaps my advancing years. But does it mean that John Hurt is the new Doctor???...
Apologies for absence 8 Wrenfoe 3 weeks

I'm going to be offline for most of the weekend, so I may not get around to seeing all your new stories/headlines. I always try to award stars and make comments (particularly if something looks...
What is the collective noun for multiple online personalities? - 2 41 Al OPecia 3 weeks

A fog? A rash? A faddle? A deception? Any takers?...
Grappling fans... 7 Scroat 3 weeks

Mick McManus has shuffled off this mortal coil...
All dogs are created equal: Staffie mauls self to death in discrimination row 1 Dellyphant 3 weeks

Tinker, 4, savaged himself to death in front of his horrified Pedigree chums at the international dog event Crufts, apparently in protest of the new Canine Equality Bill. Legislation banning direct...
Like today's front page about Greedy Google. 2 ronseal 3 weeks

No, I'm not congratulating myself. I wrote the headline, but the story I wrote was all over the place and I never finished it. So hat tip to the modest editor who actually made it work. Cheers!...
Truebiscuit: TESCO to pilot drive-through shopping 1 Sinnick 3 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22619361 http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67741000/jpg/_67741395_tesco-car-crash.jpg...
Piss-poor headline of the week. 4 MADJEZ 3 weeks

I nominate Sky News website for 'New A-Roo-val' after Mr & Mrs Rooney's new baby...
Neat-O 28-05 6 FlashArry 3 weeks

On his way into a dull CCB meeting, a colleague gave me a horrible grin, a big thumbs up and the cry "Living the dream!". So there we have this weeks Neat-O - Living The Dream stumps pulled next...
Belated Writers of the Months 3 editor 4 weeks

Congratulations to the eagle-eyed among you who spotted that the Writer of the Month announcements for March and April had not yet appeared. We were waiting until someone spotted the deliberate...
I'm a little late... 6 Mary Evans 4 weeks

which hasn't worked out well for me historically, but yesterday's Dan Brown FP made me spit. (Ditto.) Nice work, Larky xxx...
writer of the month??? 2 Ironduke 4 weeks

Being in the happy position of having nothing whatsoever that might be eligible, can I without fear of accusations of self-promotion enquire why both March and April's titles remain unawarded? Is it...
Caption competition 19 Scroat 4 weeks

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/Gove_zpsfb2f6210.jpg How about: KNOB...
Is that Nicholas Parsons doing TV ad voiceover for 'Wonga' the loan piranhas? 11 dvo4fun 4 weeks

He surely has enough money by now to see him through the last months. Perhaps 40+ years of 'Just a Minute' has seared his shame awareness module. And Michael 'king Parkinson selling funeral plans!...
Neat-o 13 May 2013 24 weematt 4 weeks

The topic is "open mind". Judgment on Sunday, results a bit later...
Can't help thinking... 5 Al OPecia 4 weeks

that this was thought up by a Eurocrat with time on their hands: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22579896...
How to post a pic on submission 14 brianflan 1 month

Could someone please advise on how I can include a jpg image into a submission. Many thanks in advance Signed computer biff...
Twitface 17 Wrenfoe 1 month

I know how techno-phobic we all are but if any of our writers/readers want to chat on twitter I thought that a thread where people post their contact details might be worth having? AnywayI'm...
"Smoke these and die" warnings 10 beau-jolly 1 month

Ian's sub on plain fag packets reminded me. I just unpacked a box of Montecristo cigars. The cigars go in the humador and the packets go into a big stack in the shop window. Currently it is...
The worst sitcom ever? - 2 34 Oxbridge 1 month

Tuesday night, BBC 4: Derek Jacobi turning in one of the greatest ever individual TV performances in 'I Claudius', still fresh and brilliant after 40 years. Monday night, ITV: Derek Jacobi, in the...
British Youths “Not on Enough Drugs” 6 mileslloyd 1 month

British Prime Minister David Cameron held an emergency meeting at Downing Street today to address startling statistics that show a dwindling numbers of teens and young adults who turn to recreational...
Ok ok, so who amongst you wrote this? 2 raudus 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222 Whoever it was, well done, brilliant - 5 stars!...