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Forces Of Scottish State Poised To Sweep South 2 Titus 1 month

Having declared a 'Jock Hard' (usually referred to as a "J'Hard") against the soft southern infidels, the SNP now plans to establish a Caledoniphate. They have already banned music, replacing it...

Was it me, or did the site keep falling over? 9 Al OPecia 1 month
Brian Blessed pulls out of King Lear 1 Not Amused 1 month

I am sure I shouldn't laugh but I did.. can we nominate the BBC for a ticker (just to clarify, I'm not laughing because of his illness of course ! )...

Relatives of yours, Kevin? 0 Titus 1 month

https://www.dropbox.com/s/m2y3fj1f1fl08cc/Dance%20of%20the%20Cygnets.mp4?dl=0...

There has to be some mileage in the "Churches oppose three-person baby plan" 0 Al OPecia 1 month

story - "Churches turn backs on Son and Holy Ghost"? Any offers? And I see that the BBC has posted a story "[i]Brian Blessed pulls out of King Lear on doctor's orders[/i]" I'm not sure it needs any...

The Empty Chair Party - policies please 1 deceangli 1 month

Here's mine to start us off : 1. You can't be selected as an MP in the Empty Chair Party unless you've worked for at least 10 years in a real job. Examples of unreal jobs include intern, consultant,...

Vegetarian advice please - 2 56 Dick Everyman 1 month

I've invited some friends to dinner on Friday night. Two of them are vegetarians, (one is a vegan actually) so looking for a few tips to make sure I don't f**k up. Your help would be appreciated...

Nuclear scientist getting into a spin over CERN 5 Robert Koch 1 month

been waiting for days for good angle on this one. sadly still eluding me. Anyone got a funny one?...

Online tool to help comedy writers find connections and ideas 7 Dumbnews 1 month

I put together a tool to find related words and find connections between unrelated words . I find it useful to get me thinking along new lines. I built a quick proof-of-concept. See if you think it...

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Truesbiscuit 0 Titus 1 month

Not satire, but amusing: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-30997066 [i]Suggested captions on a postcard[/i]...

Can anyone tell me please? 14 Al OPecia 1 month

How I can get access to the "old" subs boards prior to the Big Switchover to the new ones. Have been meaning to ask for a while...

Cameron wants the DUP involved now *groan* 2 andyiong 1 month

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jan/26/david-cameron-northern-ireland-parties-tv-debates This is an artists' impression of the TV studio on debate night:,...

UKIP - don't you just love them? 6 Scroat 1 month

They put the fun back in politics. You never quite know what idiotic thing they'll come up with next. Be honest, when was the last time just the thought of what a politician said make you chuckle...

Patriots gather to commemorate "Britain's greatest queue" 0 waffle 1 month

Commemorations take place in London today to mark the half centenary of what most historians agree to be “Britain’s greatest queue”., It is 50 years since thousands of patriots lined up...

Remember the Mike Tyson sub that went viral? 0 Scroat 1 month

Well a story about UKIP banning all foreigners from driving might be picked up by a loony somewhere. Of course it would have to be written by a loony first...

Sitzpinklers take a stand! 1 Dick Everyman 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30937492]A victory for mankind[/url]...

I give up trying to satirise this. 6 Titus 1 month

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20150112/odd-news/saudi-cleric-condemns-snowmen-as-anti-islamic.551624 I suppose some bunch of loonies will now go around trying to kill them or blow them...

Do the Royals get a worldwide age of consent guide before they travel? 4 Dick Everyman 1 month

If they don't then this feature could save any future faux pas [url=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-age-consent-around-world-2802173]Age of consent around the world[/url] Mind you they'd...

None of you came to my birthday party 19 Titus 1 month

Please send me your addresses so that I can invoice each of you...

Living the dream... 2 sydalg 1 month

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/teenage-boy-poses-as-doctor-in-hospital-gynaecology-department-for-a-month-30926992.html...

How the Hell do you 'sex down' a dossier? 2 Titus 1 month

Surely castration is a more accurate word for the redaction/ editing / censorship which Chilcot is undergoing?...

Blair Seeks Chilcot Delay Until This Technology Is Perfected: 0 Titus 1 month

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30915266 and http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25004942 [Kevin might appreciate this.]...

wrong page 0 throngsman 1 month
Would you join The Paradise Club? - 2 42 Crayon 1 month

Imagine that you and your loving wife and children move a long way away, to a wonderful place, where you can see yourselves living happily for evermore. Your new neighbours are all very friendly and...

Who broke it? 2 godly1966 1 month
A warning to parents 2 Dick Everyman 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360]Honour thy commitments or else![/url] I think I'd send them twice the amount of money and a bowl of trifle to compensate for their loss...

Phew ! 0 Sinnick 1 month

We're back online again. Everyone ok ? Titus, no side effects ?...

Why ? 3 Sinnick 1 month

I wouldn't usually post a link to a website of so-called "hilarious" videos, but someone passed this to me. It might be a scientific experiment to quantify methane in faecal material, but then again ...

petition to replace nick robinson at the BBC anyone? 6 Robert Koch 1 month

Am i alone in finding Nick Robinson a waste of space? He hasn't said anything interesting since replacing Andrew Marr all those years ago., Had the misfortune to hear a new series by Robinson on...