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Got some naked pictures from Kate Moss wedding if anyone is interested 14 blacklesbianandproudofit 07.03.17 8:05pm
TASS
A moment of panic in Carphone Warehouse

Went in yesterday to get my phone upgraded as it's over two years old. The potential replacement iPhone looked fine and dandy. I asked if all the info from my existing phone would be transferred with...

4 Scroat 07.03.17 5:30pm
Sainsbury's
I miss The Bogs

quality gags and funny subs, http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53745, or, http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/profile.php?id=31826 Veni vidi vici...

5 Gerontius 07.03.17 4:22pm
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg
1572

I am presently enjoying the advantages of BT's '1572' call management, which enables me to block calls from 'withheld', 'unrecognised' and overseas numbers in addition to numbers on BT's own...

5 Titus 06.03.17 5:50pm
Elderly and Annoyed
Sport Obssession

Why the current obsession with sport, and the pretence that it is beneficial for people's health? What is beneficial is [i]exercise[/i], which may - or may not - include sport. Not everyone is in a...

20 Titus 06.03.17 2:12pm
Scroat
Tebbit

Unbelievable comments about "these foreigners" in the Lords yesterday. Coming from him, the word 'foreigner' suddenly takes on the weight and power to appall as the N-word or similar. I guess this is...

17 Scroat 06.03.17 11:33am
Ironduke
Paul McCartney delighted as Scouser wins fight against one-footed money-grabber

Sadly not original. I heard it on the radio but thought it was worth repeating on here...

0 Midfield Diamond 06.03.17 10:17am
Midfield Diamond
Colour Supplement

We in the Marketing Department thought it would be nice to brighten up your Sunday mornings with a colour supplement. Unfortunately, our first advertiser, offering genuine Rolex watches instead of...

5 Marketing Department 05.03.17 9:34pm
Staff Announcement
Greetings to everyone in this community - 2

Hi I am new here nice to meet you all :)...

50 Edna 05.03.17 5:39pm
Cuntbabble®
Origins Of Words

A bit of research throws up the fact that the word 'cuntbabble' is a corruption of the old German word 'Kundtbabl' (meaning chatter, frequently about by and about children) which was widely used in...

4 Titus 05.03.17 4:02pm
Merriam-Webster
Could we have a personal limit on entries? - 2

Dear Technical Geniuses, you know our IP addresses, could you stop us (and our sockpuppets) from endlessly posting shite stuff? I'll rephrase that - could you limit us to, say, 3 contributions each...

56 deceangli 04.03.17 10:09am
@realDonaldTrump
WR 0 Idiot 03.03.17 3:14pm
Idiot
Brilliant front page!!!

We've got a tatty Skoda Fabia, a Waitrose and we're fucking overrun by big 4x4s. So this resonates like a tin can being totalled...

2 Scroat 02.03.17 6:34pm
Sinnick
Truebiscuit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39126812?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook...

3 Scroat 02.03.17 4:49pm
Columba
John McDonnell Ramblings

The Shadow Chancellor, who claims he is not a Marxist, except for when he said "I am a Marxist", has taken to rambling about unnamed traitors within the party causing Labour's current unpopularity,...

1 Adrian Bamforth 02.03.17 4:35pm
cinquecento
Arise Sir Nigel? - 2 31 Scroat 02.03.17 2:51pm
riesler
Titus Spotting

Join the latest craze. See if you can guess which contributors are Titus sockpuppets. Hundreds of prizes must be won...

13 221b Baker Street 02.03.17 1:15pm
Dick of the Yard
Peter Kay

I know he's not everybody's cuppa, but really enjoying the repeats of Car Share. Literally laugh-out-loud stuff. The urine sample last week, the dogging episode last night. The pace and timing is...

0 Scroat 02.03.17 9:14am
Scroat
Why are the Lords so concerned about ...

EU citizens living in the UK, yet apparently indifferent towards UK citizens living in the EU? Reciprocity would seem a fair arrangement, and if the EU offers it I imagine the UK government would...

0 Titus 02.03.17 8:01am
Titus
Any astrophysicists out there?

Query 1: if these new planets are 40 light years away, we are seeing them as they were 40 years ago. I get that part, but what if you use an optical telescope, are you effectively getting closer and...

24 Scroat 02.03.17 1:04am
Renrag
My good God, Dubya is beginning to look like a President.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39107315...

6 Al OPecia 01.03.17 10:12pm
Ironduke
Top Ten

I always thought that to achieve a place in the top ten a sub had to have a decent number of stars and, critically, a number of comments. That is why, apparently, at quieter times of year (i.e....

8 throngsman 28.02.17 8:39am
Cuntbabble®
Crystal Palace fans trash their own Team Coach - TrueBiscuit

Despite stiff competition, Crystal Palace fans have once again triumphed in a quest to find the most stupid set of supporters in the world. Their victory was sealed on Saturday when they vandalised...

7 Midfield Diamond 27.02.17 3:51pm
Sir Lupus
Apropos to nothing really

I thought that people on here might enjoy this pic http://i.imgur.com/aueum9v.jpg http://imgur.com/aueum9v...

1 Rootin Tootin 27.02.17 2:13pm
Titus
Does The Membership Agree?

Does the membership agree that the NewsBiscuit editor is stooping to unwarranted depths in featuring a floating turd, or do you think it's a good idea?...

9 Oh, for Crying Out Loud 27.02.17 12:06pm
Titus
By Election predictions and fall-out.

Stoke- Ukip and Copeland- Labour. I cannot see Corbyn surviving if they lose both, he'll be dented if they lose either but will be able to trumpet a hold in Copeland whilst writing off the loss in...

26 Ironduke 26.02.17 5:43pm
Titus
I wish Ed Balls were Home Secretary right now.

"Dick and Balls to hold joint Press Conference"...

3 Al OPecia 26.02.17 8:14am
Gerontius
"Remorselessly Incompetent"

This was the striking phrase [i]The Times[/i] used today to describe the beleaguered Jeremy Corbyn. But is the relentless belittling of the Labour party's leader healthy for democracy? With a...

6 Titus 25.02.17 10:47pm
Titus
Didn't Nuttall say if he lost it would annul the Referendum vote?

Is he calling for that now?...

0 Al OPecia 25.02.17 1:57pm
Al OPecia
Farage frightened to leave home.

Poor old Nige, I think he was expecting statues of him to be erected in every town square. But instead :...

0 MADJEZ 25.02.17 1:48pm
MADJEZ