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Mna... 6 Mary Evans 2 weeks
In Defence of Tickers 16 Titus 2 weeks

One-or-two of the long-standing and talented writers contributing here have recently bemoaned the proliferation of one-line tickers, not all of them brilliantly funny, and the comparative dearth of...

Dynasty star dies ...... 1 MADJEZ 2 weeks

What Joan Collins. no, Linda Evans.. no, Heather Lockleer .no, Pamela Sue Martin . no, Emma Samms .. no, Dihann Carroll . no, Catherine Oxenberg .. er no Oh Kate O'Mara, while it is sad WHY do...

Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - 234 100 Kevin the Swan 2 weeks

Day 1 - 19th Feb, running low on palatable rations 'Sat on your skis at Sochi? Write for NewsBiscuit' 'Watching Torvill & Dean win again? Write for NewsBiscuit'...

What happened to Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 15 Titus 2 weeks

(Boring unfunny post alert) The pilot of flight MH370 was a supporter of a recently arrested Malaysian opposition politician....

Truebiscuit from, ahem, Brazil 10 Oxbridge 3 weeks

http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/pubic-lice-endangered-due-ahem-habitat-loss.html...

Osborne helping the satire industry ... 4 Not Amused 3 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26783709] he has borrowed Boris' advisors I think [/url]...

[closed] RIP Wayland - 23 78 godly1966 3 weeks

sorry to see he's gone...

Thankyou Newsbiscuit. - 2 43 godly1966 3 weeks

I would just like to put on record my thanks to whoever runs this website. Personally I think it is the best of its type and is on the whole an excellent site. I am sure it only manages to carry on...

Frank-Lee Little-Elz-Left to resign as bishop of bling 0 Robert Koch 3 weeks

some one must do something with the Independent news item on this. ...

Truebisuit 3 bonjonelson 3 weeks

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-03/25/homeopathy-contains-medicine (for those with short memories:...

February Writers of the Month - Actual version 15 Nice Admin Lady 3 weeks

Hello again everyone. It turns out that my parents naming me ‘Nice Admin Lady’ was perhaps not quite the foretelling of my overwhelming admin genius they first thought. My excitement for the...

Memo to Paxman: Shout at him. SHOUT AT HIM!!!! 8 Kevin the Swan 3 weeks

fucking hell...

Look what I have found. 4 godly1966 3 weeks

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/mf/19670911/original-newsbiscuit_mugs Are these genuine?...

News @ 10 - BBC verdict on the Deputy PM 3 Squudge 3 weeks

On the car crash debate between Farage and Cleggy:, [BBC commentary] "Clegg sees the debate as his entry to premier league politics" he is so implausible that being deputy PM all this time hasn't...

Wrong room 0 sydalg 3 weeks
True biscuit. Russia sieze Ukraine Navy's Attack Dolphins. 0 Ironduke 3 weeks

[url=http://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10724506/Ukraines-spy-dolphins-switch-allegiance-to-Russia.html]More Biscuit than Biscuit.[/url]...

The world really has gone mad... 0 Scroat 3 weeks

1 - a celebrity separation is considered newsworthy. It is not important or relevant to anyone., 2 - their children are called Apple and Moses. The parents must be nut jobs., 3 - a massive bowler...

The things that happen in a football match 3 Not Amused 3 weeks

Commentator just said: "He was pulling off Tompkins without giving away a free kick" "They are scared of being beaten in the box" Surely there must be laws against that !...

HI Admin/Ed 1 Al OPecia 3 weeks

It looks like you have had a very busy day, but when you get the chance I would be grateful if you could tell us what effect the removal of Wayland has had on threads started by others, but...

What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23272829 864 bonjonelson 3 weeks

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

The news before it happens again... 2 Bigglesworth 3 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26716281 All the "Ukraine to join UK" subs were right...

Deleted account 25 editor 3 weeks

Deleting a user is just a couple of clicks on Word Press - though it was not my intention to take entire threads away at the same time. Apologies if this has occurred. I also deleted the thread...

Self Bumping 22 Titus 3 weeks

Proposed new NB regulation: any poster who repeatedly and continuously keeps bumping his own story, in the complete absence of any response whatever from anyone else, will suffer instant and...

I didn't know that Clarissa Dickson Wright was a socialist? 4 Al OPecia 4 weeks
again 3 bonjonelson 4 weeks

Stupid menu order...

Oof... 1 Tripod 4 weeks
Escher FP story and extra pic 5 Ironduke 4 weeks

Great story, perfect main illustration, and then a little extra of an apparently pencil drawn Brian Sewell reflected in a globe. How on earth do you achieve that? For free. Daily. Really impressive...

Truebiscuit: Response To Putin 0 Titus 4 weeks

Actual dialogue on BBC Radio four news programme this morning: [BBC interviewer] "What do you think of our response to Putin so far?", [Foreign interviewee] "Don't hit a dog with a small stick. It...

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