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Erogenous free-zone 4 Gerontius 3 weeks

If kids are needing a sat-nav to locate their smartphones these days.what chance have they got of ever finding the G spot., They won't locate the Vagina Diner using trip advisor...

Who taught Mr. Ed to talk? 6 beau-jolly 3 weeks

In a previous life I occasionally ran presentation skills training courses. They included things like body language. For example you look at people in a triangle formed by the eye line and the nose...

I have noticed it has almost been a year since the last Writer Of The Month. 18 James Pluside 3 weeks

Should we hold a memorial service?...

Polling technology 5 ronseal 3 weeks

Years ago I met a bloke who'd worked for the technology company that ran Telethons. he said the real totals were held back from the public, to manipulate them into donating more. (If people thought...

The dead pool - 2 58 beau-jolly 3 weeks

Following the popular threads asking who you would? or what did you? how about a dead pool?, Who do you have your shirt on going next and why? Categories are:, 1) Unfortunate accident - Long...

Comment is Weird 0 andyiong 3 weeks

Ever got really annoyed with some of the beardy-sandal filler on the Guardian comment site? I think it's safe to say there's something for everyone here., http://commentisweird.tumblr.com/...

new left alert pls 0 Lord Voldemort 4 weeks

Bored of the Cameron kiddie one now - please can we have Kevin's 3D-printer horror? In a few days we need to switch that for the full glory of HP's election feedback from the under 5s (including...

Lib Dems to rebrand as The Second Sons 0 pere floza 4 weeks

sorry wrong room...

Midnight 8 Scroat 4 weeks

No-one to talk to. listening to Steamboat by Isaac Guillory. Life can be lonely...

TrueBiscuit - a halal sex shop in Mecca 15 Oxbridge 1 month

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/halal-sex-shop-to-open-in-saudi-arabias-holiest-city/ar-AAbvGz2?ocid=mailsignoutmd...

Nigel Farage's mail box 0 bonjonelson 1 month

I wonder he has a handwritten note attached to his post box door saying "No Air Mail please"...

I just searched for the word "muffin" on Google Trends 0 Al OPecia 1 month

And found the country with the highest search volume was "Hungary". Made me laugh...

Unfunny dead Libyan refugees front page 27 Adrian Bamforth 1 month

For some reason, I can’t see the story pitched in the forum, so perhaps they author is a moderator, though that would be where the 'moderation' ends. It’s sometimes hard to know where ‘the...

Shouted at the radio again today - 2 45 Scroat 1 month

"PR is a many headed Hydra" someone said. I shouted: "It's not a many headed hydra it's just a f*cking Hydra. There's no other sort of f*cking Hydra. Would they say "A one-headed man is helping...

Master chef voice over lady 7 Dick Everyman 1 month

Is it me or does the voice over lady on Master Chef sound like she's talking through a bog-roll tube?...

Don't you dare give me the blue screen of death ... 3 Midfield Diamond 1 month

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32407688]I'm sure most of us can relate to this[/url]...

Well done John O’Farrell 12 godly1966 1 month

Something rotten! The musical partly written by JOF has been nominated for a shed load of awards on Broadway...

How well do you know your constituency? 4 Gerontius 1 month

Have a go., It's a real eye-opener., I imagine most people will be way out (I know I was)..scoring a pathetic 22/100), http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies...

Grant Shapps Wikipedia entry 3 throngsman 1 month

Appears to not mention the controversy about him allegedly editing his own profile. It does mention the fact that he was outed as a liar recently, but I guess editing that out would be pretty...

Things you see whilst browsing on your wife's Facebook 2 blacklesbian 1 month

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY84Ke3UYi0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY84Ke3UYi0[/url] Brilliant or what?...

Well done Wrenfoe. 29 godly1966 1 month

Well done Wrenfoe for writing for Newzoids on the telly!...

Amusing ways to split up with your girlfriend #1 11 Midfield Diamond 1 month

[url=http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/Man-dumped-having-sex-dog-sending-video/story-26348792-detail/story.html]From my local paper[/url] Not sure if the 'victim surcharge' goes to the dog or the...

Well here's one piece of good news! 6 Dick Everyman 1 month

[url=http://news.sky.com/story/1467657/wonga-crashes-to-35m-loss-after-torrid-year]Drowning Sharks?[/url]...

118 118's latest rip-off venture 1 Dick Everyman 1 month

Has anyone seen the new 118 118 advert offering loans of 99.9%APR? My 92 year old neighbour used their telephone enquiry service recently and was charged £9.00 (exc VAT)for the privilege. Little...

Get your local charity shop to sell your junk for you 1 Midfield Diamond 1 month

The Diamond household had a bit of a clearout before Christmas and we ended up donating a load of clothes, old toys, etc to the local hospice shop. I also did the Gift Aid thing so they could get a...

Detonate Michael McIntyre 17 Crayon 1 month

Imagine: a montage of news images showing war, terrorism, riots, disasters, Oscar Pistorius, Max Clifford, Alex Salmond, Abu Hamza, and the stage of Live At The Apollo. Voice over: As the...

news universals 5 cinquecento 1 month

strikes me that many news stories are recurring non-events that could be boiled down to a few generic items, such as 'man denies accusation', 'president condemns atrocity', 'Royal wears something',...

Complete the sentence 19 ianslat 1 month

Miliband: I'm ready to lead country...

No one likes to see this happen. 1 godly1966 1 month

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/570456/Staffordshire-family-now-owe-council-quarter-of-a-million-after-son-s-accident?utm_source=Outbrain&utm_medium=externalwidget&utm_term=expressshowbiz&...

Shameless book plug and free wine offer 20 beau-jolly 1 month

I think I may have mentioned previously that a book had been spawned from NB. Well now it is...