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Excellent April 1st Sports Report On Radio Four Today Programme 0 Titus 3 weeks

Suggesting that soccer goalposts in future will be 6" higher and 6" farther out, to reduce the number of frustrating occasion when the ball hits the posts rather than entering the goal. Actually...

Hard Cheese Jonathan 1 Titus 3 weeks

OK we all take the piss (well with a name like that, you've got to, haven't you?) but if he steps down gracefully it will be a first for Nigeria and Goodluck will earn my respect. If...

GermanAir copilot apparently treated for suicidal tendencies in the past 5 throngsman 3 weeks

But not recently. So that's ok then...

The worst TV commercial of all time has to be... 14 Dick Everyman 3 weeks

The high kicking middle-aged women putting sensitive bladder towels to the test...

Today's FP 1 roybland 3 weeks

I visited this here http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58092#post-168395...

PC Plod vs Clarkson (seriously) 4 blacklesbian 4 weeks

OK I know I might have wound up a few of you recently with my defence of Jeremy, but this is much more serious. According to the Telegraph today: "No-one who was present at the hotel during the...

Just dipped into "The Big Questions" on BB2. 0 Al OPecia 4 weeks

Is the angry old chap in the middle wearing a jacket and jeans who keeps muttering "Guardian readers" someone we know?...

Apparently Putin follows NB 6 throngsman 4 weeks

Putin has established an anti-troll agency. Whenever something appears online that is critical about him three agents swing into action. Amazingly the first agent reinforces the anti-Putin sentiment,...

I'm not a petrolhead but... 5 Scroat 4 weeks

We parked our dented Zafira next to a mint condition, metallic green Aston Martin DB9 the other day. I don't like cars normally, but this was indeed a thing of great beauty. I couldn't afford one,...

A bloke in the pub last night.... 3 ronseal 4 weeks

Last night, while waiting for my friend to turn up, I got talking to a man in the pub. He ended up talking to us for half an hour before suddenly asking: What do you two think of that Jeremy...

The "N" Word Comedy Sketch 1 croberts345 1 month

Hey Friends! Here is a comedy sketch I filmed in Brooklyn several weeks ago. It deals with current events and how people don't want to talk about certain things! [url=u7dwzxJ$iLXw]The "N" Word...

Doesn't seem such a good idea any more, does it O'Leary? 9 bonjonelson 1 month

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2010/sep/08/ryanair-axe-unnecessary-co-pilots...

Wish you'd waited until landing? Write for Newsbiscuit - Quickly! 0 blacklesbian 1 month
Tickers Stuck Again 9 Titus 1 month

Message to Our Noble Masters: "[i]C'mon, guys - get a grip.[/i]"...

Clarkson - I don't give a F**K !!!! - 234 92 cinnahmon 1 month

I am sorry, but why is so much time and space being given to this fat-arsed, big-headed, bullying, misogynistic, self-promoting, egotistical, racist twat. The front page of every news paper, the lead...

Breaking News 0 throngsman 1 month

Sky News has just flashed up 'breaking news - Cameron and Miliband arrive for live showdown.' Or 'breaking news - two men turn up for appointment.' Strewth...

Man loses job after punching colleague in face 1 bonjonelson 1 month

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/man-loses-job-after-punching-colleague-in-face_n_6940474.html?1427303245...

Truebiscuit in waiting... 1 Adrian Bamforth 1 month

Before anyone writes the story about ISIS destroying the Star Wars set in Tunisia on the basis that Jedi-ism is a ‘false’ religion, this is actually pretty likely to happen some time soon....

Successor to Clarkson in Top Gear 21 Sinnick 1 month

Perhaps we can help the Beeb Assuming Hammond & May don't walk away, who might be looking for a job & join them ?, An explanation of your suggestion might clarify - Chris Evans has...

WOTM competition is for mugs 6 throngsman 1 month

Apparently...

police and crime commissioner 1 Robert Koch 1 month

i see on my new yearly council tax that i have to pay for a police and crime commissioner. The, cost has gone up 2% from last year., Is this a new, additional cost added to council tax since they...

Thank you Apple.. 10 Iroquois Pliskin 1 month

..for ruining the Internet. I see the last physically readable news site has just died. BBC have finally switched to their new design based around half-wits pointing at pictures to start watching...

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Hooligrans 0 Titus 1 month

I despair of NewsBiscuit. How can we compete with real news like this? http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/dancing-grannies-cited-for-noise-violations-in-china/...

Today's FP 4 Dick Everyman 1 month

Well it certainly made me smile even though we've had a glut of Kings and carparks jokes. ;0)...

Election Odds 0 Titus 1 month

A professor showed recently, by analysing past election results both here and in the US, that betting odds were a more accurate guide to voting intentions than opinion surveys. Given that, this is...

This would make a good FP 4 throngsman 1 month

http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20150322/281891591765223/TextView...

Star Ratings In Writers' Room - 23 65 Titus 1 month

I know it has been discussed here before, but (mainly for the benefit of the new boys) does anyone have a problem with this as an interpretation of star ratings: 5* = brilliant, 4* = good, funny,...

Temple Burning 0 Titus 1 month

I am amazed and disappointed that there hasn't been any piss takling of this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-31986595 Got to be a load of potential, ranging from [i]Wicker Man[/i]...

Solar Eclipse 4 Titus 1 month

I've heard nothing about this on radio or TV - is there a news blackout?...