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Wrong room - again 0 throngsman 3 weeks
Log in details 2 roybland 3 weeks

The site has suddenly decided not to save my log in details so I have to keep,entering them every time I visit the Writer' Room or here. Any ideas?...

Sir Lupus 4 Scroat 3 weeks

Just following up on the recent bread thread. Made a loaf yesterday using yeast, sugar water and rye flour for the sponge/starter, then yeast sugar, salt, wholemeal flour and strong white flour for...

Titus, can I introduce you to Felt tip? 6 beau-jolly 3 weeks

I'm sure you will appreciate the creative use of apostrophese [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=85230]here[/url] Enjoy!...

Display a Pencil 0 Titus 3 weeks

[i]to show solidarity with Charlie Hebdo, its staff, its cartoonists and all cartoonists everywhere who refuse to be bullied by thugs.[/i] A pencil or pencils have featured prominently in many of...

I want to support Charlie Hebdo by buying the magazine.... 14 ronseal 3 weeks

Or, we could do a Charlie Hebdo tribute here, based on stories in their back issues. or something...

My mother-in-law/father-in-law is ... 12 Crayon 3 weeks

Post your satirical tributes to classic jokes, stereotypes and cliches here. My mother-in-law is so fat, they used her gravity to slingshot the New Horizons space probe at Pluto. My mother-in-law...

A Tribute to Charlie Hebdo 2 Titus 3 weeks

I would like to place on public record my sympathy and respect for the French satirical magzine Charlie Hebdo and its staff, and particularly for its courageous cartoonists. I would also like to...

Writing Implement Confuse's Satire With Parody 4 Titus 3 weeks
I'm glad we don't have a head office. 1 Al OPecia 3 weeks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30710883 This is appalling. The Islamists must be very unsure of their ground. Little wonder this happens: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30694406...

URGENT - DFS 9 bonjonelson 3 weeks

I've just received an email from DFS that their sale is ending tomorrow. I thought it was worth making sure everyone was aware of this as many of you may have assumed their sales sort of go on...

Kevin - escaped Queenies' Christmas Menu again, I see. 12 Al OPecia 3 weeks

How are things, Duckie?...

North Korean Super-Hero 14 Titus 3 weeks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11320335/Kim-Jong-un-flies-plane-in-North-Korea-New-Year-video.html I am trying to invent a spoof suoer-hero based on this amazing,...

Young people don't vote 5 Titus 3 weeks

Thank goodness. Otherwise we'd be lumbered with the terrible politicians and awful policies which these gullible children would be conned into supporting. I don't think all that much of the present...

Buckingham Palace Denial 0 Titus 3 weeks

Buckingham Palace has today issued a formal statement categorically denying that Prince Andrew wears, or has ever worn, sneakers baseball hanno plasmato tacchetti in gomma electronic tacco scheda...

Despots' Hairstyles 6 Titus 3 weeks

Hitler started it, but it was a poor attempt; like Joe stalin, his mustache was more wothy of comment / ridicule. But Colonel Gaddafi started to get it right, with Kim Jong-un folowing a noble...

Mexican Stand-Off After General Election 5 Titus 3 weeks

May 2015: after no party gains an overall majority, none of the major parties appears willing to form a coailtion with the obvoius partners. Labour will not work with the SNP; the Lib-dems do not...

Just off to make myself beautiful 7 Scroat 4 weeks

Have a great evening chaps. And a happy new year to one and all...

Am I missing something? - 2 37 Iroquois Pliskin 4 weeks

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/30571257]'Blacked-up' star meant 'no offence' [BBC News Story][/url], I don’t understand why this is ‘racist’. Have I turned into a ‘Pound shop...

A Happy New Year to you bunch of misanthropes. Al. 3 Al OPecia 4 weeks
Charlie Brooker's 2014 screen wipe 1 godly1966 1 month

It's on at 10pm on BBC2. I can highly recommend it...

Wrong place 3 Fake News Agency 1 month
There's still time for a final flounce 7 throngsman 1 month

It looked like our Australian correspondent was going to end the year in a memorable flounce but it seems to be fizzling out. Just noting that there are still eight flouncing hours left in 2014....

MIranda's next project 6 deceangli 1 month

Any thoughts? I dreamed last night that she was a dead ringer for Eva Braun, and was hilariously parachuted into Nazi Germany to assassinate Hitler by acting as Braun's doppleganger. Anything...

Stop taking the piss! - 2 36 Scroat 1 month

I'm an artisan bread maker http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/DSC02338_zpse255f8d0.jpg...

It would be utterly tasteles and far too early to make bad jokes ... 8 Titus 1 month

about horrific deaths and injuries caused in Glasgow by a bin-laden lorry. So I won't. I will just quietly park the idea here in the chat room until the time is right to release it. Which will...

Anti-Herefordist in Top Ten 2 deceangli 1 month
I suppose it would also be in bad taste ... 0 Titus 1 month

to suggest that Phil Hughes was not the first person to be killed by a bowler, but in fact I suspect that that terrible pun has been made before...

I wasn't going to do this.... 15 throngsman 1 month

But today's ticker practically begged me, so I'm jumping on the 'I wrote a book' bandwagon as well. My eighth novel, Assassin, is published on the 1st May and is available for pre-order on Apple...

How goes the 'weather bomb"? 5 riesler 1 month

A bit nippy here but just about surviving the apocolypse...